00:00FIGHT!
00:28I don't know.
00:58Who am I?
01:05Diagnosis. Amnesia.
01:28No scutman on top, action three.
01:57This is X's New York headquarters. You'd think they'd be everywhere.
02:01Lazy boneheads probably are a Broadway musical.
02:04Don't get too cocky, Action One. We've scanned a skull man nearby.
02:22I picked him up too. I just gave him some quality sleeping time with an Akesh grip.
02:26I wish I knew where you learned that Action One.
02:28Yeah, you and me both. I don't remember who taught it to me.
02:33The one harmless touching the right spot, and these skull men are out like a light.
02:38Action three, when I get to the ladder up ahead, I'll be in full view.
02:41So keep those scanners looking for skull men.
02:51Still no skull activity, Action Three.
02:54Broadway's closing.
02:55Maybe the skull boys are outside, seeing for small change.
02:58Probability unlikely, Action One.
03:01I'm heading inside.
03:02Action One, don't be overconfident.
03:11Action Three, Action Command was right.
03:13X is planning to invade the Northland Republic, to dominate the plutonium mining.
03:18And you know what that means.
03:19BOMBS!
03:20Take one, Action Man.
03:22Now put the plans down, and I'll consider not hurting you.
03:26How about if I take off, and you hurt yourself, X?
03:30I'm gonna go.
03:54So here you guys are.
03:56I've been looking all over for you.
04:00I've been looking all over for you.
04:09On my way, Action Three.
04:11The line from that escape boat had better be in place.
04:14I'd rather fight those guys all over again than swim in the East River.
04:17What a little toxic waste when you're Action Man. Over?
04:20Hey, don't confuse me with Dr. X. Over and out.
04:30I went over, Tom, on that one, Action Three.
04:38Here comes the sun, and there goes excellent invasion.
04:42I'm coming in.
04:43Secretary Norris, Will Fargo here.
05:00I'm checking in with my weekly mission update.
05:03Do you copy?
05:05Do you copy?
05:06Roger. Proceed, Dr. Fargo.
05:08After 30 years of research, I've discovered an amazing herb that grows in one tiny area of the rainforest.
05:14The extract from this plant contains a powerful antioxidant, a serum, which not only inhibits cellular deterioration, it actually causes regeneration.
05:28Finally!
05:29Sounds like it was worth waiting for. I once took a class from Dr. Fargo, you know?
05:34How could I forget? You paid me to write your term paper. Triangulation is complete. Location verified.
05:42Commence signal disruption.
05:43I've tried it myself, and...
05:47Norris! Can you read me? Come in, please!
05:54Can you read me? Come in, please!
05:59I'll have to try again later.
06:05Install the remote surveillance equipment, then set the traps.
06:11Will, come in!
06:12That signal's being jammed.
06:14Get me, Action Man!
06:19Action Man here.
06:21We've lost contact with an important scientific expedition in the Amazon rainforest.
06:26Dr. Will Fargo and his wife, Dr. Julia Fargo. They're research ethnobotanists.
06:31Ethel-whatsits?
06:33They didn't have fancy-schmancy stuff like that when I was in school.
06:37They didn't even have tellies back then.
06:41All right, wise guys. If you're so smart, what's an ethno-tooset?
06:46Ethnobotanist.
06:53One who studies the utilization of native flora by indigenous peoples.
06:57Another trace memory?
07:00Why can't I remember?
07:02Maybe you can. If you find the Fargos immediately, they've discovered a plant extract that causes cellular rejuvenation.
07:10You mean?
07:11Right. It repairs damaged brain cells. You could gain back your memory.
07:21Well then, what are we waiting for?
07:23All right, team? Let's get extreme!
07:27What are we waiting for?
07:29What are we waiting for?
07:31What are we waiting for?
07:33They'll be doing what they are waiting for.
07:39Oh, God.
07:42Yeah.
07:44Oh...
07:45Oh, God.
07:47Oh, God.
07:47That whale!
07:52Oh, God.
07:55Oh, God.
07:57Oh, Sam.
07:58I've boomed in on Dr. Fargo's electronic locator beacon.
08:27It's near the Amazon River, in the heart of the rainforest.
08:31Uh-oh, Dr. X's sub is upriver, near where the Fargo's are.
08:35Good work, Jacques. For the Fargo's sake and yours, Action Man, I hope we're not too late.
08:40Norris, can you read me? Come in, please. Come in, sir. Come in.
08:46How nice of you to invite me.
08:49Dr. X?
08:51At your service. And you are Dr. William Fargo, I presume.
08:57I must say, you and your wife look fabulous. How do you stay so young?
09:03What do you want?
09:05First, your electronic locator beacon.
09:09Second, the secret of perpetual youth.
09:12And I want it now!
09:18Huh? Dr. Fargo's electronic locator beacon just went dead.
09:22Get us as close as you can, Jacques. We'll have to find them the old-fashioned way. By sight.
09:28Prepare to spill. Suggest you start from landing site. I have visual contact, no Skullman apparent.
09:34Heligun ready to roll, Jacques. Engine started, blades disengaged. Ready to fire main jets.
09:40Opening main cargo hatch. You have a go.
09:44Firing main jets. We have ignition.
09:47Clear to launch. Let's get extreme.
09:53Engaging heligun planes.
09:59Ah, there you are.
10:01Action man's heligun approaching at 1500 feet.
10:05Prepare to launch computer-controlled surface-to-air missiles. Fire at will.
10:17Buckle up, lads. We have missile lock.
10:19Undertaking evasive action.
10:25Hold on. There's another one.
10:27Those babies are computer controlled, which means they don't give up. Ever.
10:31Get out of your sickness back, gentlemen. We're gonna pull some serious negative Gs.
10:39Huh? Can't you see what they're doing?
10:41Dive, you fools.
10:43Dive!
10:45Keep coming!
10:53Damage report.
10:55I'll land downriver and wait for your call.
11:02Oh, Claire?
11:11Ah, action man has arrived.
11:13Step into my parlor, said the spider to the flies.
11:18Something feels wrong.
11:21Yeah, and its name is Dr. X.
11:23Come on, nothing's gonna stop me from going after him now.
11:26now except this pressure point mine i just stepped on you know the kind that blows up when you lift
11:33your foot off one more batch and we can dispense with the fargo family all i need is enough serum
11:43to give the world's richest most powerful men and women their youth back after that i'll own
11:50them they will do anything to stay young anything i ask we must make sure action man never tastes a
11:59single drop of this serum should he gain his memory back he will be twice as dangerous to us and twice
12:07as hard to destroy it's a good thing i know bombs what are they doing
12:20that'll teach him stand back i'm gonna make like a kangaroo
12:45this plant doesn't grow anywhere else in the world this is the last of it
12:50what happens to this plant is no longer your concern you aren't gonna let us go are you yes of course
12:58my dear but first i must simple the product oh no come on
13:10did i miss something we've still have a chain reaction
13:15you're right don't slow down they're on a sequential timer
13:23wait that's way too much nonsense i'm way older than you
13:30tastes like chicken soup this should be interesting we took one-tenth the amount you did
13:36hmm really maybe i'd better try it out on some skull men too
13:46hey what's going
13:47what's going on it's too quiet it's too quiet skull men perhaps wait here
13:52you'll have to do better than that
14:01i didn't know snakes could climb good shooting no he's not going anywhere soon
14:16action man has made it through all my traps it's time to send out more skull men
14:22dandering where are you
14:28ah about those skull men
14:33you you
14:35don't get upset dr x sir it's bad for your ulcers look i had to take it in order to find out how much
14:43not to take don't worry with the automated defense i rigged up we won't need the skull men
14:50i've aimed a withering laser crossfire right here where the trail from the jungle enters the clearing
14:56they won't stand a chance it's barbecue time for action man
15:01make mine a medium rare please get him
15:09hey gangrene what happened to you leave the fighting to the grown-ups you might get hurt
15:15i'm old enough to carry a laser and i already know how to use it stop you fool you settled your
15:22own trap yeah drop your weapon x i don't think so meet my youth brigade action man they're getting
15:34younger all the time get him whoa now i say drop it as for those skull boys of yours go on beat it
15:45before you get hurt come back you cowards now give it up x if i can't have a secret of each of the youth
15:57no one can say goodbye to your last chance to remember your past action man no
16:08drop your weapons action man or doctor science will be doctor history
16:13action man save julia please
16:21action man
16:25julia stop your whining no one could have survived that explosion
16:32action man is up in smoke and you are next doctor x look at this the youth serum is wearing long
16:39you didn't tell us this would happen dr fargo i didn't know drop it x
16:47what an unpleasant surprise how did you manage to escape the burning tent it was easy i used the
16:55emergency exit of course i did have to slice one open first get junior's laser will before he shoots
17:02himself in the foot with it what about safe and sound julia
17:10thanks to you there is no more youth serum and no more plants from which to make it you're under arrest
17:16oh am i in precisely 20 seconds my bionic hand will explode turning everything within 20 meters into
17:27mincemeat so don't even think about following us you'll be better off taking your chances with the fire
17:35i'm going after him no the bombs for real i'm sure of it you had a bluff good doctor x who said i was
17:43bluffing gangrene you of all people should know by now i never bluff we have exactly 10 more seconds
17:51so let's see you hustle no problem there first thing you do when we get back is build me a bigger better hand
17:59if natalie doesn't get here fast we're toast now that's what i call fast make it snappy ladies and
18:11gentlemen things are heating up around here ladies first and no comments about me being old-fashioned
18:18not for me i'm out of here
18:19unfortunately the fire destroyed the only place in the jungle where the fountain of youth plant grew
18:33our research is finished perhaps it's for the best man was not meant to live forever
18:39i don't know about that i wouldn't mind being a teenager again
18:42but knuck in all the ways that count you still are
18:54load action memory file loading activate virtual memory scan
19:12i must have been in college i look so young
19:27what was i reading vira identify please title crime and punishment
19:34author that's enough sure explains why i look so depressed
19:38i wonder if i knew ursula then vira cross-reference ursula
19:44but surely you remember us how could i remember us if i can't remember me
19:50you will never find out what i know oh yes i will
19:58for now my past remains shrouded in mystery but not forever save file and exit
20:08did you know the energy saved by recycling one aluminum can could run your tv for three hours
20:18one can three hours that's six episodes of me i like this recycling thing here's what you need to do
20:25reduce reuse reuse recycle reduce what you use when you buy something small tell the clerk you don't need
20:33the bag reuse your lunch bags your thermos and aluminum foil recycle soda cans glass bottles and newspaper
20:42it's not about saving the planet for the future it's about keeping us alive while we're still around with joy
20:55it's about keeping us alive while we're still around with joy
20:57so
21:04so
21:06so
21:10so
21:18Beak.
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