00:00Fire!
00:28Fight!
00:58Who am I?
01:02Diagnosis. Amnesia.
01:28Fight!
01:58Action two, your olympic bomb has found the home.
02:09I copy you, action one.
02:10Detonation is set for two minutes.
02:12Double-trance is going to have a hard time launching a Skullman attack
02:15when we cut off his fuel supply.
02:17You'll have an even harder time getting past the wall of fire
02:19we'll be leaving in this harbor.
02:21Now get out of there while you can, over.
02:22Copy that.
02:23Skullman, alert!
02:29Infrared scanners, detect an intruder on the island.
02:32If it's action man, I want him captured!
02:39Action two, X is after me.
02:42I'm not sure he won't mind me borrowing his boat.
02:45He's taking our boat after him.
02:53Action two, X is after me.
03:23Action two, when did you say that bomb was set to blow?
03:42Over.
03:42Action one, you've got to start listing your uncle, Doctor.
03:45You need any help getting out of there?
03:46Negative action two.
03:47I've just got one hot idea.
03:48Here comes one extreme getaway.
03:54I've just got one hot idea.
03:56I've just got one hot idea.
03:57Here comes one extreme getaway.
03:59I've just got one hot idea.
04:01Here comes one extreme getaway.
04:03Okay, okay, look.
04:08They're myuse!
04:09Toast up a clear action to sea and
04:21spawn!
04:22Go out!
04:22Go out!
04:23Okay, look.
04:24invisibility, the monster!
04:25Toast up a clear action two, see you in spy!
04:27Toasted but clear, Action 2. See you in space.
04:57When things go too smoothly, that's when I start to worry.
05:06Relax, A.M. Maybe this is one time Dr. X won't show up.
05:10Right. Just because nothing's happened yet doesn't mean it will.
05:15Mace, we have a situation here. Engine malfunction. The bird is starting to crack. Safety override is inoperative.
05:28No time to eject! She's going down!
05:34Actually, she's going up.
05:39Up in smoke, that is.
05:41Come in, Dr. X.
05:42X here. Marvelous job of acting. You should consider a career in television.
05:52I trust everything went as planned.
05:54Of course, Doctor. I ejected the package precisely over the coordinates you gave me.
06:06Extreme alert! We've lost one of our nuclear warhead transports.
06:10Any chance the pilot got out alive?
06:12I'm afraid not.
06:14That plane couldn't have been pecking a nuke.
06:18There isn't a trace of radiation on my scanners.
06:20Which means, wherever that bomb is, it's still intact.
06:23And that means trouble.
06:25Natalie, upload the pilot's flight plan.
06:28Jacques, power up the deep radar.
06:30Knock, give us some specs.
06:33Nuclear dynamics 857. Mini megaton class.
06:372.4 meters long. Mass 347 kilos.
06:41Blast radius 3 kilometers. Minimum safe distance 20 clicks.
06:44Listen up, folks. We're receiving a signal.
06:48Action Man, this is Ursula Stavager calling for Action Man.
06:52Ursula?
06:57Memory flash AM?
06:59Yeah. I thought...
07:02No. It's gone.
07:03Action Man, this is Ursula.
07:06Dr. X, nuclear bomb. Please.
07:10Action Man here. Your signal is weak.
07:13What is your location?
07:15Jacques?
07:16You think I'm a miracle worker?
07:18I know you are.
07:20You're right. The signal came from a small island near Piquelm.
07:24I've got a nuclear battleship on its way to the island as we speak.
07:28Well, tell them to stay outside the safety zone until I signal.
07:30If Dr. X has that bomb, there's no telling what he might do.
07:36All right, team.
07:38Let's get extreme!
07:39Let's get extreme!
07:51Ah!
07:52Ah!
07:53Ah!
07:54Ah!
07:55No!
07:57Yeah!
07:59Oh!
08:01Ah!
08:02No!
08:06Ahh!
08:07Oh!
08:11Ah!
08:12P allons!
08:13Oh!
08:16Ah!
08:18Oh!
08:19Approaching the island now, I am.
08:42Sensors confirmed the bomb is there.
08:44That's the good news.
08:45The bad news is the place is crawling with Skullman.
08:48Welcoming committee, eh?
08:49I'll have to move fast and hard.
08:52Nock, send down the light strike vehicle.
08:55On its way, Ace.
08:57Secretary Norris reports the nuclear battleship will arrive in the vicinity within three hours.
09:03Remind them to stay back.
09:05We've got an explosive situation here.
09:08Over the drop zone now, Ace.
09:10And you know what that means.
09:13Yeah, time to get extreme.
09:18Yeah, taking ground fire.
09:32Light strike vehicle, activate automated weapon systems.
09:36Fire screaming me me, salvo.
09:40Let's go.
09:41Action man!
09:54Action man!
10:01Oh, Esla?
10:03Oh, I knew you would come.
10:09You don't remember me, Action man?
10:11Dr. X told me your memory was gone.
10:14But surely you remember us.
10:16Save the reminiscing for the fire sign.
10:19Right now, I've got a nuclear warhead to neutralize.
10:25It's Action man.
10:26Activate the trap.
10:27Get down!
10:40Uh-oh.
10:43Why are we stopping?
10:45I'll show you.
10:51The whole jungle is booby-trapped.
10:53Action man, behind you!
10:56No problem.
10:57Hi-ya!
10:58Designing begins at home.
11:00Sweet dreams.
11:03Oh, no you don't!
11:07Sleep tight.
11:09Uh-uh-uh.
11:10Your skills are always impressive, Action man.
11:14But I believe this game is mine.
11:17Surrender, or she will suffer the consequences.
11:20You win, X.
11:23Just don't hurt her.
11:24He-he-he-he-he.
11:26How very noble of you.
11:28But nobility has a prize, Action man.
11:31And in this case, the prize will be threefold.
11:34The world's freedom.
11:36The freedom of your team.
11:38And you.
11:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:42Battleship Geneva, this is Secretary Norris. Stand by for Action Man's signal. Imperative, you do not approach any closer.
11:53That's an order. This is Norris over and out.
11:59Come on, Action Man, come on.
12:04All right, X. You've got me. You don't need her.
12:07Ah, let her go. Excellent idea. Just what I was about to suggest myself.
12:16Sorry, Action Man.
12:19I see. It was all a setup. You've been working for Dr. X all along.
12:24A girl has to earn a living.
12:27You heroes are so predictable.
12:29Then just tell me what's going on.
12:31It's really quite simple, Action Man.
12:35You've been playing right into my hands, falling into my trap, like a good little rat.
12:41The nuclear battleship you so conveniently requested is now stationed just 20 kilometers away.
12:48And that battleship carries enough nuclear missiles to destroy half a continent.
12:54Even you can't be insane enough to attack a battleship.
12:57It'll be staying well outside the range of your little nuclear firecracker there.
13:01Exactly as I anticipated.
13:04Because, you see, I'm changing the rules of the game.
13:09Deuterium.
13:11It will quadruple the bomb's radioactive yield.
13:15The battleship and its missiles will remain intact.
13:19But its crew will be instantly overcome by radiation.
13:24Beautiful, isn't it?
13:26By simply absconding with the unguarded missiles, I become an instant nuclear power.
13:33I will command entire nations.
13:36The world will bow to Dr. X.
13:39Bring him along.
13:47I have a last little surprise in store.
13:53Emergency signal.
13:54It's Action Man.
13:55We're going in.
13:57Jacques, take the controls and find us a place to land.
13:59Natalie, let's get the four-wheeler ready.
14:01Got it.
14:03Autopilot on.
14:05Activate wheelchair access.
14:06You realize my enjoyment, Action Man.
14:15When that bomb detonates, it will not only mean my triumph, but the destruction of you, my most hated enemy, as well.
14:23You haven't won yet, Dr. X.
14:29Only a matter of time.
14:31Thirty minutes, to be precise.
14:33Leave a few expendable skullmen to Gaudi Island.
14:41Everyone else, to the helicopter.
14:45Shall we?
14:47Oh, yes.
14:48Huh?
14:49Ah!
14:52You despicable two-timing snake!
14:55After all I did for you!
14:56You were excellent bait, my dear.
14:59But your usefulness to me has ended.
15:02Farewell, Action Man.
15:04Think how lucky you are to enjoy your last moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
15:09Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:11We have to get out of here!
15:13Stop that!
15:14Soil's too loose.
15:15You'll cave in the whole pit.
15:16Ah!
15:18What are we going to do?
15:21We can't just give up!
15:22We won't.
15:23But first, we need my equipment belt.
15:28How are you in gymnastics?
15:32The signal's coming from the top of that hill!
15:35Ah!
15:36Oh!
15:37Hmm, those lousy skulls got the tire.
15:40We gotta hoof it.
15:42Heads up!
15:43Well, maybe I should say, skulls up!
15:47Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:49No!
15:51Ah!
15:52Oh!
15:52Okay, girl.
15:58Let's really get tough on these two.
16:01Now, where was that signal?
16:03Up there.
16:04Let's go!
16:08I repeat, stand by, Geneva.
16:11Await the signal from Action Man.
16:14Just a little further.
16:16Ah!
16:17Ah!
16:18Ah!
16:18Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:20Ah!
16:21Ah!
16:21Almost got it!
16:26Ah!
16:27Ah!
16:27Ah!
16:33Now, we're in business.
16:36Now what?
16:37I mean, it's time to get extreme.
16:45Wait!
16:46What about me?
16:48Yeah.
16:49What about you?
16:51Look what happened the last time I trusted you.
16:53I have knowledge of your past.
16:56If you don't take me with you, you will never find out what I know.
17:00What about me?
17:01I don't know.
17:01No!
17:02I don't know.
17:03I don't know.
17:03I don't know.
17:04I don't know.
17:05I don't know.
17:05But now, we've got exactly four minutes to save the world.
17:07I don't know!
17:09Ah!
17:09Ah!
17:09Ah!
17:12Ah!
17:13Easy Ace!
17:14We received your signal.
17:15And you're just in time.
17:18We've got exactly four minutes to save the world.
17:21Action!
17:22oh baby baby can you disconnect the timer not a chance it's wired to blow i'll have to pull the
17:38detonator got it now we cut the blue wire first wait no cut the red wire are you crazy
17:52it'll blow i know bombs and i know dr x trust me we're gonna be vaped trust me i don't know how i
18:02know but i know good call huh we've only got nine seconds left the detonator's still gonna blow
18:11everyone okay affirmative ursula are you she's gone can't blame her she'd be looking at prison
18:29time well she can't get far this is an island remember she'll find a way but we'll meet
18:36again i'm sure of that she knows things about me and i'd like to find out what they are
18:44you will but for the time being let's call on the cleanup crew and head for home
18:49right action man calling geneva the nuke is disarmed you may proceed with disposal
18:55good work action man blast you action man you've not heard the last from me
19:03dr x will strike again i swear it
19:08mission accomplished all right let's go home
19:15load action memory file loading activate virtual memory scan activated
19:27fire search memory file for ursula
19:48what were we doing here could we have been in some sort of mercenary school
19:54viral analyze activity unknown no match found but surely you remember us but i don't you
20:05will never find out what i know my past will not stay closed i won't let it viral update action
20:12blast ux stay out of my mind
20:19save file and exit
20:24i've made mistakes in my time and here's what i think about them we all make mistakes but we always
20:32learn from them too they show us what works and what doesn't you know that embarrassed feeling you
20:37have when you make a mistake especially in class in front of your friends i get that too
20:41it's just a feeling it will pass don't let it stop you from trying something and don't be afraid to
20:47make a mistake that's brave that's taking action in the best way possible and when it comes to action
20:53i wrote the book
20:55so
21:11it'six them
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