00:00FIRE!
00:30I don't know.
01:00Who am I?
01:05Diagnosis.
01:07Amnesia.
01:30Action 4, your scanners were right.
01:52The whole village is empty except for Skolman.
01:54Over.
01:55Then they must have forced people out of their homes.
01:57Copy.
01:57Now, what would X want with a tiny South American village?
02:01What if it's not the village he wants?
02:04My scanners pick up a massive dam located above the village.
02:07Something there, Action 1?
02:09I don't know.
02:09I'm going to find out.
02:27I'm going to need your help on this one, babe.
02:39Download all the files for the dam.
02:41CodeLox bypass.
02:43Downloading dam control codes now.
02:47X is controlling the dam.
02:49And the water for this whole region, Action 4.
02:51That's ending right now.
02:54Download of control codes complete.
02:58Action, man!
03:00You are my village!
03:02Hey, bullet head.
03:03I've got news for you.
03:05It's not your village.
03:06And it's not your water.
03:07I've got the control codes for the dam.
03:11You want water?
03:13You buy a bottle like anyone else.
03:15You and those codes are not leaving this valley, Action 4.
03:18Man.
03:19Skolman!
03:20Stop him!
03:21It's worked!
03:31He's blown the dam, Action 4.
03:32No!
03:33Not my water!
03:38Fuck!
03:51Action 1, come in!
04:12Are you alright?
04:13Affirmative, Action 4.
04:15The Nexus phones are all washed up.
04:17See you in space.
04:18Over and out.
04:21No!
04:23I'm sorry.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:51No, no, no. Only the Ambassador Park's here. Move your car around back, sir.
04:56Could you move it for me? I'm in rather a rush.
05:15It is an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
05:17Far and wide. News of your heroics has traveled far and wide.
05:24Just doing my job. Nothing special.
05:26No, sir. It is special. In my book, heroes deserve one thing and one thing only.
05:33Medals.
05:35Don't know about you, but in my book, heroes don't dress up like penguins.
05:41Relax and enjoy it. It's not like it happens every day.
05:44It is my great honor, sir, to present this medal as a token of my government's enormous...
05:52What the...
05:53Stay calm, please. Do not panic.
05:57Jack! Headlights!
06:11Skullman!
06:12Watch out. They've got night vision goggles.
06:15Hey! Let go!
06:17Action, man!
06:18Missing a dump list. Everybody out! Now!
06:41Huh?
06:41hey stop what's going on where's the ambassador
07:11time to stick it to
07:39and
07:50blast you
07:51action man you bondage my hand to the mirror
07:55I don't think so.
08:25Don't go away, I'll be right back to give you a hand.
08:53I don't believe this.
08:58Where is he?
09:03What have you done with the Ambassador?
09:06You're under arrest.
09:08Luckily the train was empty, and there's no evidence, so I've got to let you go.
09:15But that doesn't mean I trust you.
09:18As well you shouldn't.
09:20We're almost out of time.
09:36Finish brainwashing your best then now.
09:39Then take me a new hand.
09:43Why would Dr. X kidnap the Ambassador with us all present at the Embassy?
09:56They wanted to rub our noses in it?
09:59Attention team, we have just received an anonymous tip concerning the Ambassador.
10:04It's in code, I'm sending it up now.
10:07Find the Ambassador action man.
10:10The press are crying out for whoever's responsible.
10:13I told you sir, Dr. X is responsible.
10:17There's not a shred of evidence.
10:19Only what you say you saw, which happens to include disappearing skull men.
10:25Find them.
10:26Okay, the tip gives us an exact location where they're holding the Ambassador.
10:34A warehouse in London.
10:36What are we waiting for?
10:38Let's get extreme!
10:56Let's get safe!
10:58Come on!
10:59Come on!
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's get right!
11:02Come on!
11:03Come on!
11:05Let's get right to theibo for the interview!
11:07Bigger!
11:08Come on!
11:09I'm so sorry.
11:10I'm so sorry.
11:12We're out of time.
11:14I'm so sorry.
11:15I'm so sorry.
11:16You can wait.
11:17We're gonna go.
11:18I'm so sorry.
11:19THE END
11:49Who is it? Don't hurt me
11:54No, don't hurt me, Action Man
11:58I'll give you anything
11:59Whatever you want, just let me be
12:01We've come to save you, sir
12:03We're the Action Man team, remember?
12:05Medals
12:06Ambassador, are you okay?
12:10They are my kidnappers
12:11Arrest Action Man and his team
12:14I knew it
12:17You're under arrest
12:19And this time you're going to jail
12:21I don't understand
12:22Here they come
12:33Why did you do it, Action Man?
12:44And there you have it from London
12:45Action Man arrested for kidnapping the American ambassador
12:50Now let's see just how popular Action Man is
12:56This makes my job a breeze
12:58I couldn't ask for anything else
13:01Just a new hand
13:03He's getting away
13:04Yes, Action Man hasn't escaped
13:17I don't believe this
13:20It's sufferable
13:21I have a job
13:24You gangrene
13:25The hand can wait
13:27Oh, you've done it now, soldier
13:39You stepped way over the line
13:41When you kidnapped the ambassador
13:42What were you doing at that warehouse anyway?
13:45Our job, sir
13:47In that case, I have nothing more to say to you
13:51Explosive
13:54Charge
13:55Detonator
13:57Looks like we're out of here
14:00Action Man
14:12I saw you get away on TV
14:14What's going on?
14:15No time to explain
14:16We've got to get airborne
14:17What do you turn up
14:18With Dr. Axe's bionic hand?
14:20It's very interesting
14:21The metal is a titanium alloy
14:23Called Venus A
14:24Which is only manufactured
14:26At a titanium mine
14:27In Denmark
14:28Where they make the Exocet missiles
14:30There's even an airfield
14:32Next stop
14:33Denmark
14:45All right
14:48Let's do it
14:49Where is everybody?
14:52Must be a Danish holiday
15:15Hold your ears
15:16Attention shoppers
15:27Better get comfortable
15:29Because you're here to stay
15:30The elevator is the only exit
15:33But I wouldn't get too close
15:35If I were you
15:3527,000 amps
15:38These dames know how to throw a party
15:41I've called the police
15:42So sit tight
15:43Till they come to rescue you
15:45Oh
15:45And arrest you too
15:47Jacques
15:49Can two play this game?
15:50I'm on it
15:51First we lock the main door
16:03Then we lock the side doors
16:09Good
16:15Good work
16:15I'll see if I can cut the hot wire to the elevator
16:18Professor
16:20Professor
16:32Fancy meeting you here
16:35We want to reunite you with an old friend
16:38Okay, Gangrene
16:44Tell us how you brainwashed the Ambassador
16:46How much is Action Man paying you?
16:48I'll double it
16:49Triple it
16:49Just get me out of here
16:51Up to your evil tricks again, Action Man
16:57Gangrene
16:58Escort our beloved Ambassador
17:01Away from those thugs
17:03Yes, yes, yes sir
17:04Yes, yes sir
17:04Nobody, move
17:10Thought you'd never get here
17:12Drop it
17:13And don't move, you ruffian
17:14You won't get away this time
17:16Ambassador, are you okay?
17:18Arrest, Action Man
17:19Thanks to this gentleman here
17:21I've been saved from being kidnapped again
17:23But that's Dr. X
17:25Huh?
17:26What?
17:28Now I remember
17:30It was you, Dr. X
17:31You're the one that kidnapped me in the first place
17:34My apologies, Mr. Ambassador
17:37But now that you remember who I am
17:40I think Professor Gangrene
17:42Is going to have to brainwash you all over again
17:45Cover me
18:10Are you hurt?
18:26Only when you call me a ruffian
18:28Scalman, retreat
18:30Move it, angry
18:32I can't believe how wrong I was, Action Man
18:54I can't believe it
18:56You and your team are bona fide heroes
18:58And in my book, heroes means one thing
19:01No more medals
19:03Load action memory file
19:11Loading
19:13Activate virtual memory scan
19:16Activated
19:31Viral, is this little boy me?
19:41Probability, 99%
19:43But who's throwing things at me?
19:46And why?
19:48Is it because of what happened to my parents?
19:51Is that why it's so painful to remember?
19:53Was it something I did?
19:54If I was so bad
19:56If I was so bad, then why do I have such good feelings about this?
20:00My childhood home
20:01Viral, analyze
20:03Insufficient data
20:05My life from then to here is just an empty void
20:09A blank screen
20:10But I must solve this mystery
20:13I refuse to accept defeat
20:16My secret shall be mine
20:18Viral, save file and exit
20:21grams
20:24In the end
20:25aking
20:29Of course
20:29Listening
20:31Would you mind if you're afraid?
20:32I'm sorry
20:33Did I believe?
20:33Subscribe?
20:34I remember
20:35Since Google
20:36Making
20:37False
20:38No
20:38Next
20:41But
20:43If you try
20:44I wouldn't
20:44Search
20:45Got
20:46Bad
20:47The End
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