Summer Camp_1979

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HOT TEEN MOVIE  Linnea Quigley, Walter Olkewicz  The director of a failing summer camp decides to invite campers from ten years ago for a free weekend event, hoping that he can trick them into fixing up the place and also get their families to provide them some financial support. The boys and girls return to the camp and play pranks on each other and try to score with the other campers and the staff.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

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00:00:003, 2, 1

00:00:30Okay, okay

00:00:39All right, everybody

00:00:40Take a good look around

00:00:42What do you see?

00:00:46Cap Malibu?

00:00:47Yes, yes, yes

00:00:48We know that, but what else?

00:00:50Herman, get to the point

00:00:51Obviously, you're all blind

00:00:53I'm going to have to spell it out for you

00:00:54Shouldn't we be setting for this?

00:00:56As you know, this is a summer camp

00:00:59I run down summer camp

00:01:01Now, the main function of summer camps

00:01:03Is to give young people the opportunity

00:01:05To experience outdoor living

00:01:07The main function of this summer camp

00:01:10Is to make money

00:01:11Now, if you took a good look around

00:01:13You observed that there are no young people here

00:01:17See, Camp Malibu is in trouble

00:01:20You mean they're going to close down the camp?

00:01:22No, no, no, no, no

00:01:23Not unless I have to

00:01:24But I have a plan

00:01:26And I need everybody's help

00:01:28I have here a list of influential past alumni

00:01:31I'm going to invite these kids up here

00:01:34For a weekend reunion

00:01:35At our expense

00:01:36Is that your plan?

00:01:38I don't get it

00:01:39I do, and I think it sucks

00:01:40It's very simple, Dr. Fox

00:01:43While they're here

00:01:44We give them a big sob story

00:01:46About the condition of the camp

00:01:47You know, really lay it on

00:01:49Tell them without their help

00:01:51The camp will fold

00:01:52We really need their family's financial support

00:01:55Also, if we play our cards right

00:01:57We'll get them to fix the place up

00:01:59I don't think the kids are going to fall for it

00:02:02Sure they will

00:02:02Because that's part of the plan

00:02:03We make it fun

00:02:05Competitive

00:02:05Women's lift

00:02:06Boys against the girls

00:02:08Whoever does the best job

00:02:10Will win a prize

00:02:10What kind of prize?

00:02:11Ah, a certificate of achievement

00:02:13Be careful

00:02:14That's liable to break you

00:02:15Let me congratulate you

00:02:16On your brilliant

00:02:17But larcenous plan, Herman

00:02:19Thank you, Doctor

00:02:20Now, everybody

00:02:23Let's get to work

00:02:25And save Camp Malibu

00:02:27Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:02:31Save it

00:02:45Summer camp

00:02:47Summer camp

00:02:49Where the days are short

00:02:50And the nights are fast

00:02:53Memories dance

00:02:55Of sweet romance

00:02:56And the very first taste of love

00:03:00Everybody come to have a good time

00:03:04Everybody come to have a ball

00:03:08And the things we learn

00:03:11And all the truths we find

00:03:13Hard to ever face

00:03:15To battle

00:03:15Summer camp

00:03:19Summer camp

00:03:21You know a child came in

00:03:23And the young man left

00:03:25Fantasy's dance

00:03:27Of sweet romance

00:03:28And the very first taste of love

00:03:32Everybody come to have a good time

00:03:36Everybody come to have a ball

00:03:40And the things we learn

00:03:43And all the truths we find

00:03:45Hard to ever matter

00:03:47At all

00:03:48Geronimo

00:03:53Geronimo

00:03:54Yes, yes

00:03:57Summer camp

00:04:10Summer camp

00:04:12Summer camp

00:04:14Oh, oh, summer camp, summer camp, summer camp.

00:04:22Oh, oh, summer camp.

00:04:32Randy!

00:04:33Hell!

00:04:37Yeah.

00:04:41Yeet, yeet!

00:04:44Yeet, yeet, yeet!

00:04:54Yeet!

00:04:56Welcome, kind sir, to the Beverly Hills Hotel.

00:05:17Thank you, John.

00:05:18Now, could you direct me to the nurse follow-up?

00:05:21This place looks like a refugee camp.

00:05:23Speaking of refugees, look, it does do.

00:05:30Jenny's phone?

00:05:32Yeah, you're in cabin number two.

00:05:34Thanks.

00:05:35You're a horse, right?

00:05:36It's cable.

00:05:37Mark.

00:05:38Uh, web four.

00:05:42Jerry Walker.

00:05:43Okay, cable.

00:05:53I'll call you when I need to.

00:06:00Don't I even get a kiss?

00:06:02Yeah, I guess so.

00:06:06Here you are, you little squirrel.

00:06:08Would you get your ass in the kitchen?

00:06:09I have a lot of cooking to do.

00:06:11You call it cooking.

00:06:12I call it revolting.

00:06:14Would you get out and get into that kitchen before I flatten you like a pancake?

00:06:18Oh, yes, one of your specialties, frisbees.

00:06:21Come on.

00:06:23Hi, I'm the camp doctor.

00:06:26Cindy Curtis.

00:06:27Welcome back.

00:06:29Hi, good to see you again.

00:06:31Welcome back to Camp Malibu.

00:06:33Oh, hello.

00:06:36Oh, thank you, hon.

00:06:37All right, all right.

00:06:38There's a strange character over there.

00:06:40I've never seen him before.

00:06:41He would have one.

00:06:42You take care of this, honey.

00:06:44Well, hello.

00:06:46Hello there.

00:06:47I'm Herman Samuel.

00:06:48Can I help you with anything?

00:06:50No.

00:06:50No, thank you.

00:06:51Then just what the hell are you doing?

00:06:53Oh, me?

00:06:54Looking.

00:06:56Just looking.

00:06:57Looking?

00:06:57Looking for what?

00:06:59Oh, you know, gold, silver, molybdenum, possibly even oil.

00:07:03You mean here?

00:07:04Maybe, maybe not.

00:07:06One never knows.

00:07:07Just who or what are you?

00:07:10Oh, me?

00:07:10I am a geologist.

00:07:13Well.

00:07:13Look here, Mr. Geologist.

00:07:17This is my property.

00:07:18So if you should find anything, you let me know.

00:07:21I'll even give you 10%.

00:07:22Make it 40.

00:07:2320.

00:07:2460.

00:07:2450.

00:07:28Hi, it's good to see you again.

00:07:30Steve, same here.

00:07:31Matt.

00:07:32Yeah.

00:07:34Hi, it's Horst, right?

00:07:36Uh, Haley.

00:07:38Haley Mills.

00:07:39Let's go.

00:07:40You're Jerry, right?

00:07:47What you got there?

00:07:48Nothing.

00:07:49It looks like nothing to me.

00:07:51Cool.

00:07:51Nobody knows, and that's the way I want to keep it.

00:07:54Partners?

00:07:56Partners.

00:07:57Uh-oh, the head honchos.

00:07:58Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

00:08:02Ba-da-ba-ba.

00:08:05I'll keep him away.

00:08:06Don't worry about it.

00:08:08Hello, Mr. Sam.

00:08:09I'm in the horse.

00:08:10I'll leave.

00:08:11Call me Herman, Matt.

00:08:13Glad you decided to come up.

00:08:15We hope that joining our team here is in your future plans.

00:08:17Uh, speaking of my future plans, aren't you in school?

00:08:22Yeah, I'm registered and enrolled and everything.

00:08:25I'm just not really sure what I'm going to do about...

00:08:28About what?

00:08:29Well, I've never really been able to talk about this.

00:08:32I don't know why. I know it sounds silly.

00:08:35But for some reason, Herman, I feel I can talk to you.

00:08:39Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Matt.

00:08:43Well, the fact is, I just really don't know what to do with my life.

00:08:46I mean, the past seems so well laid out.

00:08:50College, law school, job waiting, family, marriage, senility.

00:08:55What do you really want?

00:08:57Well, that's just it. I don't know.

00:09:00I mean, I could get a job. I could travel.

00:09:03I could bum around Europe, United States.

00:09:06Hell, I could even join the Navy or the Army. I just don't know.

00:09:10Well, you seem like a bright young man.

00:09:13I'm sure that whatever you decide will be the right thing.

00:09:16Thanks a lot.

00:09:16I just can't get over how much he's changed.

00:09:45Kim?

00:09:47Nah, she's changed, all right.

00:09:49But I have a feeling it means trouble.

00:09:51If I'd give anything to look like that.

00:09:54All right, girl.

00:09:56I just want to explain a few things to you.

00:09:58First, as some of you are still underage,

00:10:01and I am still responsible for you,

00:10:03there will be no boys or men in this cabin.

00:10:06Understood?

00:10:07Oh, wow.

00:10:08Second, you will be in your beds alone by lights out.

00:10:14Does that mean we can't even fool around with each other?

00:10:18And last, you will keep this cabin neat.

00:10:21There is no maid here,

00:10:23and this especially means the bathroom, okay?

00:10:26Be very careful how you dispose of things.

00:10:29What does she mean, Cindy?

00:10:31Potex.

00:10:32Any other questions?

00:10:34Yeah.

00:10:35Do we get milk and cookies before you tuck us in?

00:10:37A real cute kitten.

00:10:40As you work.

00:10:43Boy, she hasn't changed much in ten years.

00:10:46But we have.

00:10:47That's the problem.

00:10:49Yeah, well, I came up here to have fun,

00:10:50and nobody's misunderstanding my way.

00:10:53We're all up here to have fun.

00:10:54Well, she's only trying to do her job.

00:10:57Yeah, well, I don't know about you people,

00:10:59but I'm not about to stay cooped up in this hen house.

00:11:01Ciao.

00:11:02I assume this is my bed.

00:11:11Yours in the bed bag.

00:11:13Very funny.

00:11:15That's exactly what they said about you.

00:11:17Fuck all you guys.

00:11:19I'm fed.

00:11:20Stop your second.

00:11:20Come on, that's enough.

00:11:22Jesus.

00:11:23I don't understand.

00:11:24If the guy doesn't want to be here,

00:11:25what is he doing here?

00:11:26Maybe he's into self-abuse.

00:11:28Isn't that when you get hair in your palms?

00:11:29That could be it.

00:11:30We're going to check his palms for stubble.

00:11:31Well, it could be considered.

00:11:33Leave me alone.

00:11:35I never wanted to come here ever.

00:11:36They made me.

00:11:37Now, I understand.

00:11:39They made him.

00:11:40They made him.

00:11:42Ah, well, they didn't do a very good job.

00:11:46Why don't you shut up, you fruit?

00:11:49What did you call me?

00:11:50You heard me.

00:11:53I don't put this where the sun don't shine.

00:11:57Gnome, Alaska.

00:11:58Get him, boys.

00:11:59Get him.

00:12:00Get him.

00:12:00How shall I shut you?

00:12:02Come on.

00:12:02Civilians out of the way.

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:04Fire.

00:12:05Fire.

00:12:05Yeah.

00:12:05What's going on?

00:12:08What is this?

00:12:09It's a giant dildo.

00:12:13What does this belong to?

00:12:14A giant.

00:12:15She lives right over there.

00:12:16It's mine.

00:12:18All right, guys.

00:12:19Will you cool it?

00:12:20OK?

00:12:20Will you just cool it?

00:12:22Hey.

00:12:22Guys, is this the right place?

00:12:26AJ Porneliassil, how are you?

00:12:28How's the van, Speedo?

00:12:29It is fine, and I am ready for action.

00:12:33For action?

00:12:34You've come to the wrong spot.

00:12:37Your bed, master man.

00:12:39The very last one.

00:12:41You'll be sleeping on top of Sir Gerald the Jackal.

00:12:44They made him come here.

00:12:48Fuck all of you.

00:12:49Honey, son of a bitch.

00:12:52You guys wouldn't believe what happened to me on the way up here.

00:12:55Try us.

00:12:56Well, I picked up this real looker of a hitchhiker.

00:12:59I mean, real looker.

00:13:01She had a pair on her that would kill it for her.

00:13:04Anyway, she gets in.

00:13:06Now, I'm riding along, minding my own business.

00:13:08When all of a sudden, I look over and...

00:13:10Bingo!

00:13:11She's completely naked.

00:13:13No.

00:13:14Oh, she was a real nympho.

00:13:23What are you doing?

00:13:25Watching you.

00:13:27What for?

00:13:28I think you're very sexy.

00:13:31That's what you're...

00:13:32Oh, shit.

00:13:33I was hoping this wouldn't be one of those weekends.

00:13:39I don't understand.

00:13:40Well, every so often, we get a group of girls up here,

00:13:43and all they want to do is bawl the lifeguard.

00:13:45It's getting to be a joke.

00:13:47I can assure you, it's no joke.

00:13:51I hope whoever is responsible for this is satisfied.

00:13:56Did someone think we'll go get yours?

00:13:58No, of course not.

00:13:59I appreciate you two volunteering.

00:14:01Hurry up before it gets worse.

00:14:02Go on!

00:14:03Go on!

00:14:04Come on!

00:14:08I hope we don't get caught.

00:14:10Chicken?

00:14:11No.

00:14:23Hey, guys.

00:14:24Have you seen George?

00:14:25No.

00:14:26Gee, what a coincidence.

00:14:27Matt here was just talking about you two.

00:14:30I bet.

00:14:30Hey, you don't have to believe me.

00:14:32Ask him.

00:14:34Yeah, that's right.

00:14:35I was just telling him about the two foxy chicks I saw.

00:14:38I'm Cindy.

00:14:39This is Ginny.

00:14:40Hi there.

00:14:40I'm Ricky.

00:14:41Would you two lovely ladies like to join us for a walk, and maybe...

00:14:44Gee, uh, we'd like to, but we really do have to find George.

00:14:51See you around.

00:14:53Whoa!

00:14:53Oh, that looks like we're in luck.

00:14:58Oh, that looks like we're in luck.

00:15:04Oh, shit, here comes Joe.

00:15:07Oh, shit, here comes Joe.

00:15:23Oh, shit.

00:15:24I was about to fall in love.

00:15:27Oh, hey, Joe.

00:15:30What's happening?

00:15:30Well, nothing.

00:15:31What's happening with you?

00:15:32Oh, not much.

00:15:33Well, there is something.

00:15:35Uh, it's sort of hard to talk about, but, uh, I think I can feel real comfortable talking

00:15:39to you.

00:15:40Yeah, well, I'm glad you feel that way.

00:15:42Well, it's just that I don't know what to do with Joe.

00:15:48You're crazy.

00:15:49I could lose my job for one thing.

00:15:51It ain't much, but I enjoy it.

00:15:52Don't worry.

00:15:54I'm not going to tell you.

00:15:56Well, it's because there isn't going to be anything to tell.

00:15:58Oh, now do I turn you off that much?

00:16:01Oh, now don't go getting your hopes up.

00:16:02Excuse me.

00:16:03Uh, have you seen George?

00:16:04He's not here.

00:16:05I know where he is.

00:16:06I'll take you to him.

00:16:07Bye.

00:16:09Wait.

00:16:12George, can I be next?

00:16:30Please be gentle, George.

00:16:32May I please have your attention?

00:16:35Uh, please be reminded that our laboratory system here is only suited for normal use.

00:16:40Any abnormal use of the facilities will result in problems.

00:16:44Uh, one more thing.

00:16:46Dinner will be in one hour, and there's a misprint on your schedule.

00:16:49Please change that line that reads clothing optional to read, uh, wear whatever you like.

00:16:57Little hands.

00:16:58And seated next to him is Dick, the lifeguard.

00:17:01And right there is Joe, the boys' counselor.

00:17:08Hey, Joe.

00:17:09And Alice, the girls' counselor.

00:17:12If you have any problems, you'll find Dr. Fox here in the infirmary.

00:17:18And this is my wife, Sharon.

00:17:20Hello.

00:17:20As you know, we've planned a number of the activities you used to enjoy so much as campers.

00:17:34So, tonight, we're going to have a campfire with hot cocoa and marshmallows.

00:17:41Ha, ha, whoopee.

00:17:43Uh, right now, I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank each and every one of you for your presence here this weekend.

00:17:54As I'm sure you're aware, this camp, Camp Malibu, has a long and hallowed tradition.

00:18:02Now, the responsibility for keeping that tradition alive has now fallen into our hands.

00:18:10He's going to do that football coach routine again.

00:18:12We're now at a crossroads.

00:18:16This could be the final quarter of our last game.

00:18:19What did I tell you?

00:18:20All that you see here today, all that you've remembered with fondness these past years is in danger of being lost.

00:18:28Now, the opponent is formidable.

00:18:30It's apathy, decay, lack of support, both in terms of numbers and money.

00:18:37Do you want money from us?

00:18:38Now, we want you on our team.

00:18:41There are plenty of spots left open on our roster for you, for your parents, for your brothers and your sisters.

00:18:48I could have my sister for $10.

00:18:50For if we don't join together, we will lose.

00:18:53We must commit ourselves to the fight.

00:18:57Not only for our own benefit.

00:18:58I think I'm going to throw up.

00:19:00Yeah, me too.

00:19:01But for those of our children.

00:19:02You know?

00:19:03The future generation.

00:19:04Someone should turn him off.

00:19:07The future is in your hands.

00:19:11We can't allow our opponent to keep us from our goal.

00:19:14We must drive hard.

00:19:16Harder.

00:19:17Harder still until we can see the light.

00:19:20Cross that goal line.

00:19:22Raise our arms in triumph and smell the sweet smell of success.

00:19:28Go!

00:19:28Look, I think he's trying to use us and we shouldn't stand for it.

00:19:43He invited us up here as guests to have fun, not to work.

00:19:48Well, come on.

00:19:49Let's look at it from Herman's point of view.

00:19:51I mean, we could be his last hope.

00:19:53We should be selfish and just think of ourselves.

00:19:55Yeah.

00:19:56Could be the end of Camp Malibu.

00:19:57How would you live with that on your conscience, Ricky?

00:20:00Horse is right, you guys.

00:20:02It won't kill us to help out a little bit.

00:20:05We owe it to him.

00:20:07It's a free weekend.

00:20:09Besides, you guys could use the exercise and work off some of that baby fit.

00:20:13Oh, shit.

00:20:14Well, Matt, what do you think?

00:20:17Well, I think Ricky's got some good points.

00:20:20Oh, come on.

00:20:22Although, I see where the girls are coming from.

00:20:25Well, I don't know.

00:20:26What the hell?

00:20:27Well, what I don't understand is what exactly does Herman want from us?

00:20:30Slave labor.

00:20:32Oh, come on, Ricky.

00:20:34Do you want this camp to go under?

00:20:36Is that really what you want?

00:20:38Well?

00:20:38Well, I just don't believe him.

00:20:40That's all.

00:20:41I think we ought to have an orgy.

00:20:42Dive into some fives.

00:20:43Oh, come on.

00:20:44Be serious.

00:20:44I am serious.

00:20:45Orgy.

00:20:46Orgy.

00:20:46Now I am ready.

00:20:48Take him.

00:20:49Take him.

00:20:49I got a woman.

00:20:50I want to take him.

00:20:51I got a woman.

00:20:51Oh, yeah.

00:20:52Oh, yeah.

00:20:53Oh, yeah.

00:20:54Oh, yeah.

00:20:55Oh, yeah.

00:20:58Never mind.

00:21:07Hey, would you guys speed it up?

00:21:19I ain't got all night.

00:21:20That's right.

00:21:21There's a full moon out tonight.

00:21:23And, uh, you've got a date with the Wolfman.

00:21:25I didn't know you liked hairy men.

00:21:28Don't worry.

00:21:28I won't cut in on your territory.

00:21:30Well, you got me there.

00:21:31If I had my choice, I'd rather bang the Wolfman than you.

00:21:35You couldn't bang a cap gun.

00:21:37Listen, I'm going to be back in about 15 minutes.

00:21:39And if this place isn't cleaned up, it's your ass.

00:21:42The only ass you can get is in Tijuana.

00:21:43And the poor dumb animal has to be strapped down.

00:21:48Let's get this over with.

00:21:49Come on.

00:22:04I'm sorry.

00:22:05I guess I'm just not cut off that sort of thing.

00:22:07Now, that's OK.

00:22:08Is there anything I can do to make up for it?

00:22:12What do you mean?

00:22:13Would you like to keep me?

00:22:14Now?

00:22:18Oh, is there anywhere we can go?

00:22:20Right, right, right, right now?

00:22:21Yes, yes, before I throw it.

00:22:22Oh, think of something.

00:22:23Somewhere.

00:22:24Somewhere.

00:22:24Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere.

00:22:25Somewhere, somewhere.

00:22:26Somewhere, somewhere.

00:22:26I can't, I can't, I can't.

00:22:32It's very cold.

00:22:34Don't worry, it's very hot.

00:22:36Yeah, right.

00:22:41Oh, stop it.

00:22:42Close.

00:22:49Country nights.

00:22:50Where the stars shine in the sky.

00:22:54Country nights.

00:22:56Alone, baby, you and I.

00:23:01Country nights.

00:23:02I'm a city boy and you're a pretty girl

00:23:06Here in the moonlight, we're together on a country night

00:23:12Country nights, there's a message in the breeze

00:23:20Country nights, and it's calling to you and me

00:23:27Country nights, I'm a hoping boy and you're a wishing girl

00:23:33Here in the moonlight, we're all alone on a country night

00:23:39Out here no words need to be spoken, oh no

00:23:47I can see it all in your eyes tonight

00:23:55Yeah, while the trees are all sleeping

00:23:59You and I will be promised keeping

00:24:06Hey, let's say you and me have our own private little party

00:24:14What kind of little party did you have in mind?

00:24:17We'll pick us up

00:24:18Oh, why don't you join the group?

00:24:20I don't like crowds

00:24:22Was there anything wrong?

00:24:24Look, I know you're only trying to do your camp mother a bit

00:24:27But, uh, leave me

00:24:29I've been taking care of myself a long time

00:24:32Oh, I'm sure you have

00:24:34How about another shot?

00:24:40You had your shot

00:24:41College, law school

00:24:49Job waiting, family, marriage

00:24:54Do you smell with me?

00:24:56Herman

00:24:57Herman

00:24:59Not now, dear

00:25:01I've got too much on my mind

00:25:03You really think so?

00:25:09I guess you're right

00:25:10And I feel a lot better about things after talking to you

00:25:14I'm sure you'll make the right decision

00:25:17I really think you're right

00:25:18Haven't any luck?

00:25:21Sure, sure

00:25:23Some bullshit

00:25:25Well?

00:25:28Not really

00:25:29See those three girls over there?

00:25:34Hey, do you know them?

00:25:36Yeah, depends on what you mean by now

00:25:37I mean, you mean intellectually

00:25:38Or carnally

00:25:39Or biblically

00:25:39Well, do you?

00:25:41Yeah

00:25:41But I'd like to

00:25:42Come on, I'll show you

00:25:45Master at work

00:25:47Hello, ladies

00:25:53It's Mike

00:25:54My name is Horse

00:25:56They call me Horse

00:25:58I'd like to know why they call me Horse

00:26:02Because they can't call me anything else

00:26:06Once they see the size of Mike

00:26:08I'll go see here

00:26:09Right in here

00:26:11Ready, look

00:26:12Looking, everyone looking?

00:26:14So what makes you think I'm interested?

00:26:16A little bird told me

00:26:18And my, how that little bird is growing

00:26:22All right, so you turn me on

00:26:24There's lots of girls turning me on

00:26:25I'll bet

00:26:27Listen, if you don't stop that

00:26:29I'm going to come all over my pants here

00:26:30All right

00:26:31But that's just a family

00:26:33All right, all right

00:26:35Just tell me where you want me

00:26:36And I'll be there

00:26:37Oh, no

00:26:38You tell me

00:26:39Here in the moonlight

00:26:40We're together on a country night

00:26:43Here in the moonlight

00:26:47We're all alone

00:26:49On a country night

00:26:51It seems like the things have changed

00:27:20The more things remain the same

00:27:22Yeah

00:27:22I mean, like this weekend

00:27:24It seems like time has stood still

00:27:25Like we were ten years back

00:27:28Matt

00:27:30What?

00:27:31Will you stop talking and kiss me?

00:27:43Time out to breathe

00:27:44Time back in

00:27:46That's enough

00:27:50What do you mean, that's enough?

00:27:52Haven't we just started?

00:27:54Uh-oh

00:27:54Bye-bye

00:27:56Bye-bye?

00:27:57Bye-bye?

00:28:02I don't know

00:28:03You guys clean up

00:28:30I've got to dump a load

00:28:31Holy shit

00:28:34My bed's full of crap

00:28:35Get out!

00:28:37What is going on?

00:28:39Sounds like somebody's getting murdered

00:28:40I'm letting Vaseline

00:28:41The goddamn toilet seat

00:28:43All right

00:28:44I want everybody in bed

00:28:46Right now

00:28:46And you'll clean up in the morning

00:28:48My bed's full of fucking shaving cream

00:28:49Well, look at it this way

00:28:50You'll be able to shave in bed

00:28:52In the morning

00:28:52All the bed brings a Vaseline

00:28:54Sorry a little Vaseline

00:28:55Never hurt anybody

00:28:56This is so true

00:28:57You city savage, you

00:28:59Oh, a good night

00:29:00What makes you think I did it?

00:29:06What makes you think I did it?

00:29:10Jesus

00:29:10The whole fucking staff is out there

00:29:13Look

00:29:15We've got to create a diversionary tactic

00:29:16It'll ruin the whole surprise

00:29:17Start a fire

00:29:18Yeah, we burned a cap down

00:29:20I like it

00:29:20Wait

00:29:21There's this trash can over there

00:29:23We throw this little ruby in there

00:29:25Explosures should distract them long enough

00:29:28Any volunteers?

00:29:29Hey

00:29:30You bastards left me

00:29:31It was a defensive tactic

00:29:33I'll do orn us to death

00:29:34Go away, go away

00:29:35You sure?

00:29:36Kidding

00:29:36Does Dolly Parton sleep on our back or what?

00:29:40He's a brave kid, isn't he?

00:29:42I'll do off to Voorhees

00:29:55There's this man

00:29:56Wow

00:29:57Wow

00:29:59Ah

00:30:00God

00:30:01Wow

00:30:03God

00:30:03That

00:30:04He said

00:30:04heights

00:30:06Blah

00:30:06What

00:30:07God

00:30:08Peck

00:30:08Things

00:30:09Sometimes

00:30:09George

00:30:11Come on, girls! Let's get him!

00:30:24Where'd you?

00:30:25You hurt! You hurt!

00:30:27You hurt! You hurt!

00:30:28Oh!

00:30:29Oh!

00:30:41Get him! Get him! Get him!

00:30:58What's going on?

00:31:04Like it's me.

00:31:11Are you ready?

00:31:20Come on.

00:31:21Cindy, are you sure we ought to be doing this?

00:31:23Must be. If we only did the things we ought to do, life would be awfully boring.

00:31:28Let's go.

00:31:29All right.

00:31:34Hold it! Hold it!

00:31:36These are my shorts! I've lost it! You are a pervert!

00:31:40Sorry, I'm sorry!

00:31:41Yeah, I didn't want it!

00:31:42But look at this stuff! I got this! And this I want!

00:31:51Okay, girls. Let's get him!

00:32:03This is so cold!

00:32:05May I please have your attention?

00:32:07The schedule for this morning is as follows.

00:32:10Calisthenics at the main athletic field in 10 minutes.

00:32:14Everyone is expected to participate.

00:32:17Breakfast comes next, followed by group leadership training projects.

00:32:21Uh, one more thing.

00:32:22Will anyone who has in his possession the under...

00:32:25...uh, the panting, the, uh...

00:32:28Uh, um...

00:32:31Uh, one more thing.

00:32:34Will anyone who has in his possession the under, uh, the panting, the, uh, uh,

00:32:44please return all items of clothing, not your own, to a table that's been set up under the totem pole

00:32:50so the rightful owners may claim their property.

00:32:56And so, in keeping with the themes of this weekend,

00:32:59commitment, leadership, and responsibility,

00:33:04Here it comes again.

00:33:05...created a leadership training activity designed to reinforce your pride in your surroundings.

00:33:12Not only that, but also pride and accomplishment.

00:33:16Now, each staff member will call out the names on his or her list,

00:33:21and the group that does the best job will win a prize.

00:33:26Probably another glorious weekend in Camp Malibu.

00:33:28Yeah, and second prize is probably a whole month.

00:33:31I'm not real sure I understand what we're supposed to do.

00:33:34I'm afraid they're gonna put us to work.

00:33:36Well, guys?

00:33:37No way!

00:33:39...

00:34:09Hey, listen here, I got some real hot news.

00:34:18We, the men of Cabin Tour, are having a little contest of our own.

00:34:22I already have here, let's see, ten people signed up.

00:34:23That's one dollar per person, winner take all.

00:34:26What do we got to do?

00:34:28We'll refer to it as a fantastic feces contest.

00:34:31Uh, I don't get it.

00:34:32You will, my dear.

00:34:33The rules are very simple.

00:34:35The longest one wins, and it's got to be in one piece.

00:34:37And with Bertha's food already in our stomach, we can expect some real whoppers.

00:34:42Who wants to sign up?

00:34:43I still don't get it.

00:34:46Stabit.

00:34:46And so, since all work and no play make us all very dull,

00:34:51fun is the order of the day for the rest of the afternoon.

00:34:53Oh, boy.

00:34:55Can't wait to hear this one.

00:34:57Now, the staff and I have organized a series of contests in which...

00:35:00Speaking of contests, who's winning?

00:35:02So far, horses.

00:35:03But just by a fraction of an inch.

00:35:05And to add to the spice of the proceedings, the two teams will be...

00:35:10Huh?

00:35:11The boys against the girls.

00:35:13I wouldn't mind being up against her.

00:35:15The contests consist of various athletic and non-athletic events.

00:35:20How could we be expected to compete against the boys?

00:35:22I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:24Okay, everybody.

00:35:26Let the competition begin!

00:35:28Yeah!

00:35:35I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:36I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:37I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:38I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:39I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:40I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:41I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:42I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:43I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:44I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:45I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:46I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:47I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:48I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:49I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:35:50I don't know, but it could be fun.

00:36:21Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

00:36:27This is your announcer, Herman Sam, inviting you to join us for the first annual Camp Malibu Competition Day.

00:36:37This event not only attracts multitudes of great athletes who have at one time or another roamed these allowed paths as mere children.

00:38:24And to break the tie, the judges have decided the final contest will be a flag football game.

00:38:33The rules are simple.

00:38:34The boys must pull out both the girls' flags while the girls merely have to touch the boys with one hand.

00:38:43Give me a G! Give me an I!

00:38:47Come on at me, baby doll. I'm ready.

00:38:49Give me an I!

00:38:50I want the one over there.

00:38:51Give me an I!

00:38:53I don't care which one gets it. I'm ready for more.

00:38:55Give me an I!

00:38:57Give me an I!

00:38:58Give me an I!

00:39:01Three, six, nine, I!

00:39:03I!

00:39:04I!

00:39:05I!

00:39:06I!

00:39:07I!

00:39:08I!

00:39:09I!

00:39:10I!

00:39:11I!

00:39:12I!

00:39:13I!

00:39:14I!

00:39:15I!

00:39:16I!

00:39:17I!

00:39:18I!

00:39:19I!

00:39:20I!

00:39:21I!

00:39:22I!

00:39:23I!

00:39:24I!

00:39:25I!

00:39:26I!

00:39:27I!

00:39:28I!

00:39:29I!

00:39:30I!

00:39:31I!

00:39:32I!

00:39:33I!

00:39:34I!

00:39:35I!

00:39:36I!

00:39:42I!

00:39:43I!

00:39:44I!

00:39:45I!

00:39:46I!

00:39:47I!

00:39:48I!

00:39:49I!

00:39:50I!

00:39:51I!

00:39:52I guess we got to win this thing!

00:39:54Oh

00:40:24Oh

00:40:52Yeah

00:40:54They can't win

00:40:55Ready

00:40:56Ready

00:40:58Easy stuff

00:41:01Roll up

00:41:01Now

00:41:02Right now

00:41:03Well now that we've got the ball

00:41:04What do we do with it?

00:41:05This will probably be the last break of the game, girl

00:41:08Okay, now listen

00:41:09We're gonna run a triple reverse

00:41:11Are you out of your mind?

00:41:13Probably

00:41:13Ready

00:41:15Break

00:41:16Go guys, keep this shit out of here

00:41:32What do we do?

00:41:33Let's go.

00:42:03Come on, come on, shoot.

00:42:16Oh, doctor.

00:42:17Yeah.

00:42:18Oh, doctor.

00:42:19I'd really appreciate it.

00:42:20If you could check out my ankle, I'd think I sprained it.

00:42:25Here?

00:42:26No.

00:42:27In the infirmary.

00:42:28Oh.

00:42:30Now tell me, how long have you been having these things?

00:42:33Oh, well, it happened now.

00:42:35Have a decent...

00:42:36Don't be a bad sport.

00:42:40Cheer up.

00:42:42For what?

00:42:43Maybe for me.

00:42:45The competition isn't over yet.

00:42:47What do you mean?

00:42:49Hey, Ricky, get in here.

00:42:50Terry's about to make history.

00:42:51I'll bet the Guinness World Book of Records has nothing like this on its hands.

00:43:01Well.

00:43:02Come on.

00:43:03Come on.

00:43:03Yeah.

00:43:04Oh, I just love the way this feels against my knees.

00:43:18Well.

00:43:20Well then, uh...

00:43:21Where is that problem?

00:43:23Well, you see, doctor, I, uh...

00:43:27I've got this itch, and nobody I know has been able to scratch it yet.

00:43:33Well, uh, have you, uh, tried calamine lotion?

00:43:37No.

00:43:38Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner at 13 inches and still moving around to the bathroom floor.

00:43:44The winner of Cabin 2's first annual Fantastic Feesies Contest is...

00:43:49Jerry!

00:43:50If you ladies think that was gross, wait till you find out what you'll be measuring in tonight's contest.

00:44:01Game graduates!

00:44:10Woo!

00:44:14Woo!

00:44:20Woo!

00:44:24I got some

00:44:24That's a little salad right here.

00:44:28I don't like this one bit.

00:44:38Me neither.

00:44:38May I please have your attention?

00:44:43I'd like to congratulate the girls on their victory in today's competition.

00:44:52Now, the announcement you've all been waiting for.

00:44:56Tonight's activity will be a disco.

00:45:02And the theme for the disco will be Knights of Arabia.

00:45:07And what does that mean?

00:45:09Everyone will have to improvise some sort of costume within the bounds of good taste.

00:45:14And the winners will receive a...

00:45:16Receive a prize so fabulous I can't tell you what it is.

00:45:22Yeah, probably the same prize you forgot to award at lunch.

00:45:26Muffy, you take the spaghetti, you take the punch, Ginny, the pie.

00:45:29Ready?

00:45:30All right.

00:45:30Come on.

00:45:39Here we go.

00:45:42Oh

00:46:12Oh

00:46:42Hey guys

00:46:44How's the

00:46:46How's it going?

00:46:48We're getting there

00:46:50Hmm

00:46:56I like them better

00:46:58Linda

00:47:00We are going to make you beautiful

00:47:02These have got to come off

00:47:04But I can't see anything

00:47:06I don't care, fake it

00:47:08My hair is gonna come down

00:47:10Your mommy is in a camp with you

00:47:26I gotta get going now

00:47:28What's the difference?

00:47:30I gotta figure out my costume for tonight

00:47:32You should too

00:47:34Just one more

00:47:40See ya

00:47:42Okay

00:47:44To the theatre

00:47:46closer we'll make you close

00:47:47Go

00:47:50To the other

00:47:53To the new

00:47:58Down

00:47:59Down

00:48:00Down

00:48:01Down

00:48:02Down

00:48:03The

00:48:04Down

00:48:05The

00:48:06The

00:48:07Down

00:48:08Down

00:48:09Down

00:48:10Down

00:48:11Down

00:48:13Oh, my God.

00:48:43Mrs. Samuels, are you okay?

00:48:45I mean, is there anything I can do?

00:48:46No.

00:48:48All right.

00:48:49Yes.

00:48:51Sit with me.

00:48:53I'll be all right.

00:48:58I just needed a good cry.

00:49:01Why?

00:49:02Oh, lots of reasons.

00:49:04Things you probably wouldn't understand

00:49:06until you get a little older.

00:49:10Like what?

00:49:10Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.

00:49:15Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.

00:49:18Give me, give me, give me.

00:49:20Woo!

00:49:21I'll be giving your love.

00:49:25You set my heart up high.

00:49:29Woo!

00:49:30Making my desire.

00:49:33Oh, you got me going now.

00:49:35I can't wait.

00:49:37So I put off your little body, blue, baby.

00:49:41Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.

00:49:44Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love.

00:49:48Give me, give me, give me what.

00:49:50Honey, give me your love.

00:49:54Oh.

00:49:55Oh, you want to, you know.

00:50:19Oh, sure.

00:50:20I love to dump.

00:50:23Hands.

00:50:23Are you okay?

00:50:29Sure.

00:50:29Why?

00:50:30You're so quiet.

00:50:32I'm sorry.

00:50:34I'll get better.

00:50:39Hi.

00:50:40I'm Steve, and you're really a boxing chick.

00:50:43I don't believe we met.

00:50:44I'm Linda, you dummy.

00:50:45Huh?

00:50:46Slend, all right.

00:50:48Hey, wait, wait a minute.

00:50:49Hold, hold me.

00:50:50Wait a minute.

00:50:51Horace, my boy.

00:51:12Having fun?

00:51:14Oh, I am.

00:51:14Well, good.

00:51:15Good.

00:51:16When you get home, be sure and tell your folks about it.

00:51:20How much fun you had and about the champ's problem.

00:51:24Okay.

00:51:24I will.

00:51:26By the way, how's your father's export business doing?

00:51:29Not.

00:51:29Oh, I can't believe you're eating all that food.

00:51:40Don't worry.

00:51:41I'd save plenty of room to eat you for dessert, by the way.

00:51:44I'll show you at home.

00:51:47Oh, I can't believe you're eating all that food.

00:51:51Do you want to get laid tonight?

00:51:59You heard me.

00:52:01I want a man tonight.

00:52:03Are you sure?

00:52:05Of course I'm sure.

00:52:07What's the matter?

00:52:08Aren't I as good as anybody else?

00:52:10Of course you are, Muffy.

00:52:12Well, do you have anybody in particular in mind?

00:52:15Well, after eliminating the boys that you guys are interested in, I've decided on him.

00:52:24Him?

00:52:25Are you kidding?

00:52:27No, I'm quite serious.

00:52:30Hey, where are you taking me?

00:52:31Shut up and come with us.

00:52:34For the camp's sake, why don't you have them send your sister out?

00:52:38My sister?

00:52:39No way.

00:52:41Not with all the smoking and booze around here.

00:52:45Forrest, how'd you like to get laid tonight?

00:52:53You care who it is?

00:52:55Are you sure?

00:52:59Oh, I see.

00:53:03Hey, what about me, guys?

00:53:13Forrest.

00:53:13This is very special, we need to turn a nun into a nymphomaniac.

00:53:50I don't have any brothers or sisters.

00:54:07You know, couldn't your family adopt some?

00:54:10Hey, hey, what do I do next?

00:54:18What do you mean, what do I do next?

00:54:21Have you ever been alone with a girl before?

00:54:24No.

00:54:25Are you shitting me?

00:54:30Would you cut it out and tell me what I'm supposed to do next?

00:54:33Look, we've got to get her to quit coughing.

00:54:35Try water.

00:54:36Oh, hello, hello, hello, girls.

00:54:38I am Mike, and I'm going to be having a little get-together in my van later on.

00:54:43Just some sheets and a...

00:54:44Karen girl.

00:54:45Well, that's wonderful water.

00:55:01That's the best water I ever had.

00:55:10It's clean and it's cool, fresh.

00:55:18Wet.

00:55:19Wet?

00:55:20Yeah.

00:55:30Oh, okay.

00:55:30Yes.

00:55:31Oh, I can't remember.

00:55:34Oh, okay.

00:55:35Yeah.

00:55:36Yeah.

00:55:37Oh.

00:55:39Oh.

00:55:40Oh, my God.

00:56:10You think a slave and his mistress can ever find true happiness together?

00:56:14That's very possible, but, uh, you don't look like a slave.

00:56:20Well, that's because my sheets haven't come back yet from the laundry.

00:56:24What's your excuse?

00:56:25You know, with your family's connections, I'm sure they could help us out.

00:56:29I don't know about that, but I'd like to help you out.

00:56:32How?

00:56:33You know, tit or tat.

00:56:40How does it feel?

00:56:42Terrific.

00:56:45Ah, it feels so good.

00:56:48Oh, shit!

00:56:49I gotta go.

00:56:50Why?

00:56:51Never mind, don't worry. I'll be right back.

00:57:00Well?

00:57:03Make, make yourself comfortable.

00:57:11Can I, can I get you a drink or something?

00:57:15Scotch, straight up.

00:57:33Straight up it is.

00:57:34Who else?

00:57:48And dress me.

00:57:51Sure.

00:57:52Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme the love.

00:57:58Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme the love.

00:58:01Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

00:58:04Gimme, gimme, gimme.

00:58:05Who?

00:58:06Honey gimme the love.

00:58:11You set my heart high.

00:58:14Whoo!

00:58:15Leating my desire.

00:58:18Oh, you got me rolling now.

00:58:20Can't wait.

00:58:21Wait!

00:58:22So I put off your hands for you, please

00:58:25Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love

00:58:29Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love

00:58:33Give me, give me, give me your love

00:58:35Honey, give me your love

00:58:41We will sing together now, you and I

00:58:46Together we will discover paradise

00:58:53Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me your love

00:59:02May I have your attention, please?

00:59:05We will now view videotaped highlights of today's activities

00:59:16Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

00:59:22This is your renouncer, Herman Stanton

00:59:25Inviting you to join us for the first annual camp

00:59:30Packet tour, Dr. Fox

00:59:45Hey, Dr. Fox, can I be next? Any sloppy seconds?

00:59:51Oh, shit, Pam

00:59:53Hey, Pam, when do I get some?

00:59:55What is, what's going on here?

01:00:00Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

01:00:12Party's over

01:00:14Where are we going?

01:00:15I tell you, it'll ruin the surprise

01:00:17I don't like surprises

01:00:18You'll like this one

01:00:20Oh, Horace, look at the stars, they're beautiful

01:00:24I want to fly up to them

01:00:27Frank, Frank, Frank

01:00:28You gotta let me use your band

01:00:29Gee, I don't know

01:00:30Come on, anything

01:00:31I'll do anything for you

01:00:32I gotta have it, buddy

01:00:33Can I watch?

01:00:34Mike, don't do this to me

01:00:36Alright, alright

01:00:37It was just an idea, just an idea

01:00:38You can have it, the keys are in there

01:00:39Yeah

01:00:40Oh, you're a pal

01:00:41You're a buddy, you're a pal

01:00:51You wanna go for a walk?

01:00:54Mrs. Samuels

01:00:58I, uh

01:01:00I just wanna

01:01:02Well, I really don't know how to say this, but I

01:01:06You don't have to

01:01:08I understand

01:01:10You want Cindy

01:01:13Yeah

01:01:15I'm sorry, Mrs. Samuels, but I

01:01:17Don't be

01:01:18I'll remember our moment for a long, long time

01:01:24Can we remember this together?

01:01:26Sure

01:01:27And nothing can ever take this away from us

01:01:31No

01:01:36Thank you

01:01:37All chariots awaits

01:01:47You mean this?

01:01:48Yeah, why not?

01:01:49You know, you wanna be on the stage

01:01:52Oh yeah, the first stage out of town

01:01:54Oh no

01:02:04Hey Dick, I think there's a leak in the moon bounce

01:02:07I think you better go check it

01:02:08Shit

01:02:09Come on everybody

01:02:10Let's have a drink

01:02:11We deserve it

01:02:12Oh, if you say that again

01:02:13Okay, come on everybody, let's have a drink

01:02:14We deserve it

01:02:15Wow, Horace

01:02:16They're beautiful

01:02:17Isn't that the Big Dipper?

01:02:19Huh?

01:02:20The stars

01:02:21Aren't they beautiful?

01:02:23Well, there's anything wrong with it

01:02:24No, look inside

01:02:25Oh no

01:02:26Oh no

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01:03:12Oh no

01:03:13Oh no

01:03:14She likes me nuts.

01:03:21This is number one, and we're having lots of fun.

01:03:26Roll me over, lay me down and do it again.

01:03:31Roll me over in...

01:03:44Oh, Steve!

01:03:46What?

01:03:50Oh, Steve, Mike's in trouble.

01:03:52What kind of trouble?

01:03:53His van is stuck. Come on, I'll take it to you.

01:03:56What's wrong?

01:03:57I'm gonna give Mike a hand. I'll be right back.

01:03:59Yes, we better take your bike. It'll be a lot faster.

01:04:06Cindy?

01:04:09Cindy.

01:04:10Look, I'm sorry, okay? It was nothing.

01:04:14Just please don't be angry with me.

01:04:16I'm not angry with you, Matt.

01:04:18You're not?

01:04:19No.

01:04:20I'm furious.

01:04:27Come here.

01:04:29Hey, I got a great idea.

01:04:31What?

01:04:32Take a ride to the beach.

01:04:34Okay.

01:04:41Guess who?

01:04:44I don't know who.

01:04:45It's me!

01:04:47Who's me?

01:04:49Me!

01:04:51Oh, me!

01:04:52I mean you!

01:04:54Come on, Mike.

01:04:56It's time.

01:04:58For what?

01:05:00It's time for us to make mad, passionate, animalistic love.

01:05:07Uh, are you kidding?

01:05:15You're not kidding.

01:05:17She's not kidding!

01:05:19Stop here!

01:05:26Where's Mike?

01:05:28I don't know.

01:05:30I don't get it.

01:05:32Aw, come on, Steve.

01:05:35Don't be so naive.

01:05:37Come here.

01:05:38Hey, look, Kim, cut the crap.

01:05:39I've got to get back to Linda.

01:05:41Well, what for?

01:05:43You know you'd have a much better time with me.

01:05:47Come on, Steve.

01:05:49Give it a chance, huh?

01:05:51You could grow and put your dress back on.

01:05:53No.

01:05:54Suit yourself.

01:05:58Hey!

01:05:59Back to Linda.

01:06:01You know you're a little bastard.

01:06:02How'd you find out it's supposed to be a family secret?

01:06:04Fuck!

01:06:05How'd you find out, could you find out, could you find out what's going on?

01:06:08The Redwater's Dear.

01:06:10I wish it was the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best,

01:06:12And the saints go marching in.

01:06:37It's over.

01:06:39What say, Herman?

01:06:44I said it's over.

01:06:47What's over?

01:06:49The camp.

01:06:54Done.

01:06:56Finished.

01:06:58The end.

01:07:00Period.

01:07:02Oh, Herman, it can be.

01:07:05Oh, it is.

01:07:08Only a miracle could save it now.

01:07:11The kids might still come through.

01:07:14Even if they did, it wouldn't help.

01:07:20Oh, we might be able to coast by for another year.

01:07:26Come on, dear.

01:07:27Let's go to bed.

01:07:36Here.

01:07:37Sure.

01:07:38Here.

01:07:39Work it over.

01:07:42Sure.

01:07:43Sure.

01:07:44Herman, don't worry.

01:08:05There are other things in this world besides this can.

01:08:08We'll find something.

01:08:11You're right, and we will.

01:08:14Together.

01:08:17Hey, Herman, have you seen Dick?

01:08:19Yeah, I don't know.

01:08:21I'm...

01:08:34Hey, Mike.

01:08:35Yeah?

01:08:36How'd you make out last night?

01:08:37Did you get any?

01:08:38Hey, Steve, I mean, that's personal.

01:08:40You know, I don't believe in bragging about things like that.

01:08:43Well, did you?

01:08:43I don't know.

01:08:44I don't know.

01:08:45I don't know.

01:08:46I don't know.

01:08:47I don't know.

01:08:48Yes!

01:08:49Of course.

01:08:50Take it easy.

01:08:51It's been a lot of fun.

01:08:52Yeah, and, uh, don't do anything we wouldn't do.

01:08:56Why, you guys are real pigs.

01:08:59Well, excuse us!

01:09:02Oh, hey, Cindy, isn't that what's her name?

01:09:08Oh, my God, I can't believe it.

01:09:10Can I have your autograph with me?

01:09:12We saw you on the tube last night.

01:09:13You're our favorite star.

01:09:15Oh, fuck off, will you?

01:09:16Mm-hmm.

01:09:17Mm-hmm.

01:09:18Are you Mike?

01:09:19Yeah.

01:09:20We have heard so much about you.

01:09:22I love her.

01:09:23Can we ride with you, please?

01:09:27Sure.

01:09:28Get those little tipsy here.

01:09:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

01:09:34Where are you going?

01:09:35Home.

01:09:36Not on that bus.

01:09:37You're going.

01:09:38With us.

01:09:39I thought they'd never ask.

01:09:41Well.

01:09:43Okay.

01:09:48You rotten mother!

01:09:51Bye, Herman.

01:09:52Oh.

01:09:53Thanks, Bob.

01:09:54Bye, Mr. Samuels.

01:09:59Thanks for coming.

01:10:00Uh-huh.

01:10:01Thanks, Mr. Samuels.

01:10:02We had a great time.

01:10:04You know, the guys and I had a little talking.

01:10:07We decided we're going to try our darndest to help out the camp.

01:10:10Oh.

01:10:11Thanks, Ricky.

01:10:12I certainly appreciate that.

01:10:13Bye-bye.

01:10:14Goodbye.

01:10:15Well, Herman, that's just about those that we're all finished up.

01:10:18Okay.

01:10:19Thanks, George.

01:10:24Wait until I get my hand out!

01:10:26Oh, nothing will happen.

01:10:27You've been abusing that pipe in so long you don't know what to do with the real thing.

01:10:30Oh, yeah.

01:10:31Look.

01:10:32You've probably tried to plug it into a wall.

01:10:34Listen, I could get more sex in a week than you could in a whole year.

01:10:38Well.

01:10:39Well.

01:10:40If I wanted to.

01:10:41Don't make you think the zoos let you do that to their animals.

01:10:42Ah!

01:10:47Hey!

01:10:48Wait for me!

01:10:49Wait for me!

01:10:50You know, Matt, seriously, I don't know what I'm going to do with my life.

01:11:08I mean, college, job waiting, marriage, whatever.

01:11:12Up yours, Ricky!

01:11:13Mr. Samuels!

01:11:14Mr. Samuels!

01:11:15Mr. Samuels!

01:11:18Mr. Samuels!

01:11:19Mr. Samuels!

01:11:20You remember me, huh?

01:11:21Yes, yes.

01:11:22You're that, uh, Mr. Geologist.

01:11:24Right, right.

01:11:25And you'll never guess what I found.

01:11:26It's fantastic!

01:11:27Over there!

01:11:28Don't tell me.

01:11:29Let me guess.

01:11:32You discovered oil on the property, right?

01:11:35Absolutely.

01:11:36And I'm going to be a very rich man, right?

01:11:39Yeah, right.

01:11:41Well, what do you say, huh?

01:11:43What'd I say?

01:11:49I'm rich!

01:11:51I'm rich!

01:11:52We're rich!

01:11:53We're rich!

01:11:54We're rich!

01:11:55We're rich!

01:11:57The captain's saying we're rich!

01:12:00We're all rich!

01:12:02We're rich!

01:12:03We're rich!

01:12:05We're rich!

01:12:06We're rich!

01:12:07We're rich!

01:12:08The captain's saying we're short!

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