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00:03:30But what about the cameras?

00:03:34I've done five exorcisms since we started the show, and the cameras haven't made a difference, and they will be an important document once the show airs.

00:03:41Amy, please have a seat, and we can begin our work.

00:03:48She's in good hands.

00:03:55She's in good hands.

00:03:56She's in good hands.

00:03:57The hands are the easy part.

00:04:03Tony makes me touch the other things.

00:04:04He says it's different than the other boys because he's a man of God.

00:04:13That's the devil talking.

00:04:14The demon deceives.

00:04:15That's the devil talking.

00:04:20The demon deceives.

00:04:21The demon deceives.

00:04:23I've been very bad, Daddy.

00:04:25Show me again what bad girls get.

00:04:27These are a demon's oldest tricks.

00:04:31You're just as bad as any other priest.

00:04:32We're leaving.

00:04:38And you're not even on basic cable.

00:04:40I think your show just got canceled.

00:04:55You better work next time, priest.

00:05:03Did you get that?

00:05:04Get what?

00:05:25I'm finished.

00:05:26What could be worse?

00:05:30It has been written that Noah, son of Lamech, was the tenth patriarch, and at the age of

00:05:52five hundred years fathered Shem, Japheth, and Ham.

00:05:57And Shem fathered Arphaxad, and Arphaxad down through his descendants begot Abraham.

00:06:03Japheth begot Magog and Gomer, and many children who became kin to man.

00:06:08It was Ham who begot Canaan, and called upon him a curse.

00:06:12It was not the first curse of Noah, but the only to be known today.

00:06:16The other curse of Noah landed upon his son Zadkiel, and thus is his name lost today.

00:06:22His name exists only in the Book of the Witch of Endor, which was struck from the Bible.

00:06:27The witch herself was nearly struck from the Book of Samuel for necromancy and wizardry,

00:06:32and thus was her writing lost for centuries.

00:06:35But we find in the Book of the Witch that Zadkiel believed in the covenant of Noah,

00:06:39and worked alongside his fathers and brothers in the building of the ark,

00:06:42which the animals would go in two by two.

00:06:45But Zadkiel rested when the others did not, and found himself by a lake,

00:06:50and that is where he found the Devil.

00:06:53In those days a demon could come in the form of a snake, as one did to Adam and Eve,

00:06:58or in the form of other creatures of an evil nature.

00:07:02So it was on that lake that Zadkiel, son of Noah, first met with a shark.

00:07:08The shark spoke to Zadkiel of the coming flood, and asked to be taken upon the ark.

00:07:13But Zadkiel said unto the shark that his father Noah had already picked the two that would go together.

00:07:19It was then that the demon shark made a bargain with Zadkiel,

00:07:23and that bargain was that the shark would protect Zadkiel from all the creatures of God,

00:07:28and would be the master of the coyote, the hawk, the lion, the grizzly,

00:07:33and all creatures who walk or fly and might want to have mastery of a man.

00:07:37And so it was that Zadkiel snuck the shark upon his father's vessel.

00:07:42And when Noah found out what Zadkiel had done, he struck his son in his drunkenness.

00:07:47Zadkiel came too close to the shark, and the demon betrayed him at all that would be.

00:07:53And thus did Noah gather his other sons and push the shark overboard.

00:08:02And then did Noah pledge Shem, Beth, and Han to silence,

00:08:06as the ark was to have been a place of harmony,

00:08:08and the discord of the brother and his shark between three instead of two,

00:08:12and then three instead of four, must not be spoken of again.

00:08:16And thus by this did another proof fall upon the family of Noah,

00:08:20that the flood lasted for forty days instead of four,

00:08:23and the stories that were hidden about those days were woeful.

00:08:27I can't believe I'm reading this.

00:08:38What, you got a tennis shoe endorsement waiting?

00:08:40What exactly is this?

00:08:42It's a documentary I'm working on.

00:08:43I'm going to use it to raise money to go look for the ark.

00:08:46Who's going to watch this?

00:08:48I don't know. Old people want to give me money?

00:08:50It's kind of my thing.

00:08:52It's legit, Ben.

00:08:53I know this Witch of Endor thing sounds like some sort of Star Wars thing.

00:08:56Look, I know the Witch of Endor was real.

00:09:00Saul asked her to summon the spirit of Samuel, which she did.

00:09:04Behold, there is a woman who hath a familiar spirit at Endor.

00:09:08Okay, okay, so this old lady, she had a, she had a gramper or something.

00:09:12He went searching for it, found this ancient tome,

00:09:14contained all the writings, the prophecies of this witch.

00:09:17They kept it out of the Bible back in the day.

00:09:20I'd never heard of this.

00:09:22Well, if you weren't so busy doing zipper exorcisms, maybe you'd heard of it.

00:09:25I didn't?

00:09:26Yeah, yeah.

00:09:27And I didn't skim off the top of a megachurch either.

00:09:29I mean, how 1980s can you be?

00:09:31It's not like I had a bunch of wives with a bunch of machine guns,

00:09:34or started some UFO sex cult, or ask them all to drink some cyanide kombucha.

00:09:39I mean, I'm not even sure it's illegal to skim off the top of the church anymore.

00:09:43About this book of the witch.

00:09:45Yeah, so this book, the old lady died and left it to me.

00:09:48And in it, in the prophecies, it contained where the ark landed.

00:09:52And the fourth son of Noah who got eaten by a shark?

00:09:55That guy too.

00:09:56So there's enough there you think you can find the ark?

00:10:00Yeah, baby.

00:10:01Why is that?

00:10:02Well, another dude, an explorer guy, back in the day, he read the book of the witch too,

00:10:07followed all the clues, and brought back a piece of wood.

00:10:11I got it out back.

00:10:13A board from what?

00:10:14From the ark!

00:10:16Boards from the ark were just lying around.

00:10:18I don't know!

00:10:19Maybe at a crowbar or something, I wasn't there.

00:10:21Mm-hmm.

00:10:22Oh, ye of little faith.

00:10:25And see, I do know how to use ye in a sentence.

00:10:27They say I'm not a man of religion.

00:10:37So that's the board.

00:10:58The old lady willed me all the papers and everything, plus a couple grand,

00:11:02which the government took at the settlement, which was a real screw,

00:11:05because I didn't ask for that money, man.

00:11:06She loved my TV show.

00:11:07She was hoping I'd finish what her grandpa started.

00:11:10She gave me all the official papers and everything,

00:11:12plus a transcript of the book of the witch of Endor.

00:11:15We got everything we need to rock this thing, man.

00:11:17Looks like someone peeled that off an Amish bar.

00:11:20Don't do me like that, Father.

00:11:22This lady was a true believer.

00:11:24How come the old lady's family member didn't bring back the rest?

00:11:27Eh, I guess he came back with one arm or something.

00:11:30Makes it kinda hard to lug things.

00:11:32Only one arm?

00:11:34Well, Mount Ararat ain't exactly a trip to Disneyland.

00:11:38No.

00:11:39I'm sure that's true.

00:11:41Okay, so what do you think?

00:11:43What do I think?

00:11:45Sounds funny.

00:11:46I don't know what this is.

00:11:52But there's something.

00:12:05There's something there.

00:12:06Yeah, it's a little splintery.

00:12:10Had it in the garage with a bunch of other junk, but I think that's the right one.

00:12:15Oh, it's the right one.

00:12:16Oh, it's the right one.

00:12:17Oh, it's the right one.

00:12:18On the road to Endor is the oldest road.

00:12:22And the craziest road of all.

00:12:23Straight it runs to the witch's abode.

00:12:24Straight it runs to the witch's abode.

00:12:26Straight it runs to the witch's abode.

00:12:27As it did in the days of Saul.

00:12:30And nothing has changed of the sorrow in store.

00:12:31For such is to go down the road to Endor.

00:12:32To the Poker'smit from all the どates, if it's the scariest in store.

00:12:33Is a little splintery.

00:12:34Had it in the garage with a bunch of other junk, but I think that's the right one.

00:12:36Oh, it's the right one.

00:12:37On the road to Endor is the oldest road, and the craziest road of all.

00:12:48Straight it runs to the witch's abode.

00:12:50Straight it runs to the witch's abode.

00:12:51As it did in the days of Saul.

00:12:55And nothing has changed of the sorrow in store.

00:12:56And nothing has changed of the sorrow in store.

00:12:58I'll assume they're�던 in thearmed.

00:12:59Such as go down, down, to end.

00:13:02Huh.

00:13:03Yeah.

00:13:03What you just said.

00:13:07The prophecy of the witch is real.

00:13:10I know because this wood is possessed.

00:13:21Tell me again.

00:13:22What happened to the old woman who left you this?

00:13:24I don't know.

00:13:25I think her house burned out or something.

00:13:27Then how did the book of the witch of Endor survive?

00:13:30How did that board make it?

00:13:32I don't know.

00:13:33The grandfather was gravely ill.

00:13:36The granddaughter died in a fire.

00:13:39And the father?

00:13:40That one I know.

00:13:41The old lady had me praying for his soul.

00:13:44I would do that for like four easy installments of $29.95.

00:13:48Well, he went crazy.

00:13:50Killed himself when she was young or something.

00:13:52She thought he was burned in hell this whole time.

00:13:54Prepare for their sons a place of slaughter.

00:13:57Because of the iniquity of their fathers.

00:14:00You got one for every occasion, don't you?

00:14:02Right off the top of your head, too.

00:14:03That's good.

00:14:04That's real good.

00:14:05So, possessed wood, huh?

00:14:10If you had any luck with possessed wood, you wouldn't have gotten into all that trouble.

00:14:14What?

00:14:15Come on.

00:14:15It was just right there.

00:14:17Don't you ever shut up.

00:14:19Now you know the difference between you and me.

00:14:22You were paid to be religious.

00:14:24I was paid to talk.

00:14:25Never mind that.

00:14:27I saw that evil has soaked into that board.

00:14:30Like blood.

00:14:30If you really want to know the secret of the Ark, the lost-born son of Noah, and of the demon, I have to go to work.

00:14:40Wait, wait, wait.

00:14:41Exactly what demon are we talking about here?

00:14:43Be sober and be vigilant, because your adversary, the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.

00:15:07Or maybe swimmeth about?

00:15:08Pretorius, please.

00:15:14Okay, okay.

00:15:16Almighty God, source of irresistible might, and king of an invincible realm that I cannot perceive, the ever-glorious conqueror of evil,

00:15:27he who restrains the force of the adversary, silencing the uproar of his rage, and valiantly subduing his wickedness.

00:15:38It is in awe and humility that I beg you to regard your favorably.

00:15:50Take hold of the dragon, the old serpent, no matter its form, which is the devil, and Satan, and all the demons of the underworld, large and small, and find them.

00:16:05Well, what's going on, man?

00:16:08Hey, man, is this even safe?

00:16:10I didn't know this was real.

00:16:11Is this real?

00:16:13Spin up!

00:16:14Find them.

00:16:16Cast him into the pot of the pit, so he may no longer seduce the nations.

00:16:22As smoke is driven away, so are they driven.

00:16:25As wax melts before the flame, so the wicked perish at the presence of God.

00:16:38Dinner?

00:16:38Oh, dude!

00:16:54What about all creatures great and small?

00:16:57Then Jesus asked him,

00:16:59What is your name?

00:17:01And the man answered,

00:17:04My name is Legion,

00:17:06for we are many.

00:17:07In the book of Mark,

00:17:11Jesus drove an impure spirit from a possessed man and into a herd of pigs,

00:17:16which ran into a lake and drowned.

00:17:19It wasn't going to leave that wood until it found a willing receptacle.

00:17:24Where is the book of the Witch of Endor?

00:17:27It's back in my place, with the grandpa's journal.

00:17:31You shouldn't leave that just lying around.

00:17:33Yeah, I kind of see that now.

00:17:35I need to read that journal before we go.

00:17:40Go?

00:17:42Go find the Ark.

00:17:44But we didn't even raise any money yet.

00:17:47We can't wait just for money.

00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, you have money?

00:17:54Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:17:55Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:17:56Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:17:57Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:17:58Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:17:59Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:00Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:01Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:02Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:03Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:04Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:05Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:06Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:07Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:08Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:09Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:10Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:11Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:18:12Why didn't you tell me you have money?

00:19:13Now that I have read all her prophecies, which would get me banished from the church, were it known I had read them.

00:19:20And since I read them, she seems a part of me, somewhere, always near.

00:19:32And thus has my adventures taken me from one hellish peak to the next, and I set foot on Mount Arad now to seek the most sacred of sacred.

00:20:02So.

00:20:09And.

00:20:11Okay.

00:20:14I don't know.

00:20:44My siren.

00:20:46My muse.

00:21:14My muse.

00:21:18My muse.

00:21:52The witch was, in her way, an angel, carrying me to my destination.

00:22:13For what purpose a mere mortal cannot fathom, except perhaps that I would carry the good

00:22:19word of truth forward to my fellow man, but I have learned that a good word is not enough,

00:22:25that evidence must be shown to a doubting man's eyes.

00:22:49I knew that the road ahead would be fraught with peril, and that I would have to be on guard.

00:23:19But I did not know danger would be so close, that death would be so close.

00:25:13I have found the Ark, but also a powerful evil waiting for me.

00:25:19I must survive, so that the world knows about the Ark.

00:25:23But I am in a weakened state from which I may never recover.

00:25:28So it shall be upon those after me to bring the Ark finally into the light and banish the darkness.

00:25:34For we must know light from darkness.

00:25:38Come in.

00:25:53Alan, really?

00:26:04Hey, people gotta work, father.

00:26:06Ow, baby.

00:26:07Over here.

00:26:08Show's about me, not this guy.

00:26:10Now you have a show.

00:26:11Oh, it's more like a three-episode arc on this whole reality show thing.

00:26:15It's called Road to Redemption.

00:26:17No, River of Redemption.

00:26:19Rocket to Redemption.

00:26:21I don't know.

00:26:21Something with redemption in the title.

00:26:23Me, I get three episodes on this reality show.

00:26:26That guy from the 80s hair metal band had one hit.

00:26:28He gets five.

00:26:29For doing drugs?

00:26:30Like, that's anything.

00:26:32Try skimming money.

00:26:32That takes brains.

00:26:35Never mind that.

00:26:36Why is he here?

00:26:37Oh, he's going with us to Israel.

00:26:38And why are we going to Israel?

00:26:42Mount Ararat?

00:26:43The whole Noah's Ark thing?

00:26:45Mount Ararat is not in Israel.

00:26:47It's between Turkey, Iran, Armenia, and Azerbaijan.

00:26:52Wait, Turkey?

00:26:53Yes.

00:26:54It's under Turkish military control.

00:26:56So they shoot on sight.

00:26:58We need to find a less guarded route.

00:27:01Our best bet might be Iran.

00:27:03It's the closest side to where the notes take us.

00:27:06Wait, wait.

00:27:06Iran?

00:27:09There's no easy way.

00:27:12And it is as it has been said.

00:27:15We have to know the darkness from the light.

00:27:18But Iran, dude.

00:27:20Remind me, they don't like us there, right?

00:27:22You better think about packing.

00:27:25Wait, they don't like us anywhere, do they?

00:27:27Go home and pack.

00:27:38We have to know the darkness.

00:27:48We have to know the darkness.

00:27:50We have to know the darkness.

00:27:52Maybe there's nothing here in Pittsburgh.

00:27:52We don't like us.

00:27:54Have to know the darkness.

00:27:55We have to see the darkness.

00:27:56We'll even see the darkness.

00:27:56We'll see you.

00:27:56Wait, people saw.

00:27:57We'religate.

00:27:57We'll be.

00:27:58We'll see hunger.

00:27:59This is where you can't see the darkness.

00:28:00We'll ever see the darkness.

00:28:01We'll beReading this.

00:28:02We'll beened.

00:28:02We'll be отметified.

00:28:03Located at 3830 McMahon Road on a desolate hilltop near the village of Tinsdale, New York,

00:28:23the dandy house is over a hundred years old and inhabited by age-old spirits.

00:28:29Built near an Indian burial ground just 200 feet from the home, blood has been seen gushing from the earth there.

00:28:37This cemetery reputedly inters 1,100 Senecas who were killed by their own tribe for committing evil.

00:28:46Often, the dandies heard a chorus of disembodied voices echoing from the nearby woods as if performing a cleansing ritual.

00:28:55Equally disturbing, the family watched smoky air in the kitchen transform into a huge gray wolf.

00:29:02When the beast leaped straight through a wooden door, the Iroquois word for bleed was plainly heard.

00:29:10Then, shadow people were seen leering in the window.

00:29:15After the dandies went outside to investigate, the same faces were looking out at them from the living room as lights flashed on and off.

00:29:25Other ghosts were present as well.

00:29:27A young, dark-haired lady was seen walking by the pond.

00:29:31Could she have been the woman hung from a tree out front?

00:29:34Then, apparitions in long gowns began appearing with startling frequency both in and out of the house.

00:29:42They well could have been the victims of a deranged innkeeper who murdered travelers while the dwelling served as a way station for stagecoaches.

00:29:51From the time Phil Dandy, his wife Clara, and their three children moved into the house in July of 1973, they were beset by dark forces.

00:30:01Lights turned on and off by themselves.

00:30:04The kitchen stove went haywire while cooking dinner.

00:30:08Rooms got icy cold in August, and pounding and dragging noises echoed from the addies.

00:30:14One day, they heard the slamming of a window and smashing glass.

00:30:18When they scrambled to look in the bedroom from which the noise issued, all the windows were in place.

00:30:25Then, the haunting grew violent.

00:30:28After a lamp flew across the room at one of the daughters, the death card, the Ace of Spades, was found on the floor in her room.

00:30:37A few days later, two of the children awoke with burn marks covering their bodies.

00:30:43This prompted the family to enlist Father Alphonsus Treville of St. Bonaventure to perform an exorcism on April 13, 1975.

00:30:54As he conducted his ceremony, moans and wails echoed through the house until all grew deathly still.

00:31:02Three months later, though, the evil forces renewed their attacks.

00:31:06What could be worse?

00:31:07And these were eventually forced to move.

00:31:21Dude, I'll get you the money.

00:31:23You said you were raising the money.

00:31:25Same difference.

00:31:26Not to me it ain't.

00:31:28Raising money is money that you don't have.

00:31:30Listen man, I gotta go out of town for a few days, I'll have the money when I get back.

00:31:35I don't like the sounds of that buster.

00:31:38Listen, I know people say this, but this time, I got it.

00:31:42I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna be making a bank, dude.

00:31:45You better be.

00:31:46You better be.

00:31:47You better be.

00:31:49Yeah.

00:31:51When I saw your name on the dating app, I thought it sounded familiar.

00:32:18Yeah, I was in the entertainment industry.

00:32:22Right now I'm a producer.

00:32:24Wow.

00:32:25Yeah, so, doing a whole history thing right now.

00:32:28That's crazy, because I'm an actress.

00:32:31I know, I saw it on your profile.

00:32:33So, how would you like to play Noah's wife?

00:32:36Noah's wife?

00:32:37Yeah, I mean he had like a hundred wives or whatever, but after the first few, you know he's only picking hotties.

00:32:43I guess.

00:32:45Yeah.

00:32:46So, hold on, it sounds like a bunch of fire trucks are going by or something.

00:32:49What?

00:32:50Never mind.

00:32:51How would you like to do a cold reading in my studio?

00:32:54A what?

00:32:55A cold reading in my studio.

00:32:59Are you there?

00:33:00My studio!

00:33:02Buster!

00:33:03Are you there?

00:33:04Are you there?

00:33:05Buster!

00:33:06Are you there?

00:33:07Are you there?

00:33:08Buster, are you there?

00:33:21Better work next time, please.

00:33:24For we must know light from darkness.

00:33:38For we must know light from darkness.

00:33:52Better work next time, please.

00:33:54For we must know light from darkness.

00:34:08For we must know light from darkness.

00:34:38I am a visitation.

00:34:47What do you want?

00:34:49Stay away from Buster Pretorius.

00:34:52We know of him and his foolish quest.

00:34:55It might be too late for that.

00:34:57Who is we?

00:34:59You may call us Zee.

00:35:01And we protect the Cursed Ark from ever being found.

00:35:06The Cursed Ark?

00:35:08But most believe the Ark to be sacred.

00:35:11Why do you call the Ark Cursed?

00:35:13Noah begat a cursed son whose name is lost to history, but we know as Zadkia.

00:35:20I know of him.

00:35:22He was the fourth son after Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

00:35:26Zadkia was also a drunk like his father Noah and was led into sin many times.

00:35:31Before the flood, Zadkia lay with a harlot, and she became with child.

00:35:37But Zadkia was ashamed and left her on land when the flood came.

00:35:42But the fallen angel Abraxas came on black wings and lifted the harlot to a mountaintop where she labored for forty days and forty nights.

00:35:51And on the day the waters receded, a child was born.

00:35:55And thus was born the only child of Zadkia, as he died on the Ark and was thrown over by his three brothers and his father.

00:36:03And thus as well was born the first of the lost tribe of Zadkia, and we call ourselves Zee, pledged to the many ages to keep our father's grave hidden from sight.

00:36:15But if the world were to see the evidence of God's plan, we might change everything.

00:36:20But the true story of the Ark shows the plan of the devil, and that knowledge will be far worse.

00:36:28Knowledge of the devil is well known in this world, and so I cannot accept that interpretation.

00:36:35Then you will die.

00:36:38Who's this dude? Goes to Christmas Past?

00:36:44What are you doing here?

00:36:46That dude torched the studio.

00:36:48What?

00:36:49Yeah, I saw him sneaking away. Followed him here.

00:36:53Dude, did you cook bacon in this?

00:36:56Oh, I could smash some bacon right now.

00:36:59What about the book of the Witch of Endor? In the journal?

00:37:03No worries. I don't leave that stuff lying around anymore. I carry it with me.

00:37:06Plus the studio, I got insurance. And an alibi this time.

00:37:09Let's see who this guy is.

00:37:12Oh, that's not good.

00:37:15Dude, is this his face?

00:37:17The more important question is, is he dead?

00:37:25Just grab his feet.

00:37:26virginal EXO, she's dead.

00:37:28Blue, he's dead.

00:37:34Which is good?

00:37:35I was kids here, so he's dead, Joe.

00:37:39Yeah, well, it's so he's dead.

00:37:39I don't know.

00:37:40I don't see the whole thing.

00:37:40I'm not sure.

00:37:41It's terrible.

00:37:41There anyone福 Boden.

00:37:42You just take that.

00:37:42He slightly more of me.

00:37:43vs.

00:37:43Yeah, mostly America, who's little.

00:37:44Here we are.

00:37:45What?

00:37:46When they're living here.

00:37:46We couldn't touch the вел ilgili роль.

00:37:48How did they come?

00:37:48Oh!

00:37:49Come on!

00:37:51Can't tell you.

00:37:52The best person in the living room for 13 beyond 4 past 10.

00:37:53Let's ghost.

00:38:17Still don't know what you're doing.

00:38:20That guy burned down my studio and tried to kill you.

00:38:22You don't know that.

00:38:25Yeah?

00:38:26This fell out of his robe while we were dragging him.

00:38:30Well, yes.

00:38:32That doesn't look good.

00:38:48Thou shalt not kill.

00:38:50Happy now?

00:38:52Get out of here.

00:39:02Look out!

00:39:06We warned you about the cursed place.

00:39:09Oh, I just had this card detailed.

00:39:13And now you are cursed.

00:39:15No, screw this.

00:39:17No, screw this.

00:39:34He said he was part of the lost tribe of Zodkiel, Noah's son who died after bringing the third shark on the ark.

00:39:41I wonder why there's so many lost books of the Bible.

00:39:43Imagine if those were lost Harry Potter books.

00:39:45People would be freaking out.

00:39:46Because church elders.

00:39:48Okay, I really don't care.

00:39:49I don't need a history lesson.

00:39:50If I did, I'd still be going to Kirk Cameron Bible College.

00:39:52Oh my God, it tastes like there's coffee in this.

00:40:02There's only coffee in this.

00:40:04That's what I get for hanging out with you Old Testament dudes.

00:40:06He kept saying we.

00:40:11Maybe he meant the royal we.

00:40:13Those culty types love to talk like that.

00:40:16But what if there's more of them?

00:40:19You're saying we might need protection?

00:40:21We might need something.

00:40:23In that case, I know a guy.

00:40:26Who knows a guy?

00:40:26All our answers are right here at this shooting range.

00:40:39Shooting range?

00:40:41We're on a mission from God.

00:40:53Yo, Jed, how's it hanging?

00:40:55Back from that big sandbox, I see.

00:40:58What do you want, Pertorius?

00:40:59Hey, listen.

00:41:00I know that security gig didn't go the way you wanted.

00:41:02World Crimes are a bitch.

00:41:04Even Terry Taliban has a cell phone these days.

00:41:06Am I right?

00:41:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:41:11Didn't your daddy teach you not to point those sticks at people?

00:41:13No.

00:41:14My mama did.

00:41:16Father Benna, this is an old friend of mine.

00:41:18Gina Jed Litcher, but everyone calls her Jed.

00:41:21Old friends?

00:41:23Is that what we are?

00:41:23I mean, we're not going to dwell on all that, are we?

00:41:27Again, what do you want?

00:41:29Me and my friends here, we might have a little gig for you.

00:41:34Keep talking.

00:41:36Security gig.

00:41:37For you, easy peasy.

00:41:40I don't do video.

00:41:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:41:43Understandable.

00:41:44But also non-negotiable.

00:41:46It'll be easy.

00:41:50Like a trip to the ice cream store.

00:42:02Go, go, go!

00:42:03Go, stop running!

00:42:05Jed, we don't need to be killing any soldiers.

00:42:25They already chased us pretty far towards the mountain.

00:42:28Shooting at a snake.

00:42:29Snakes?

00:42:30Snakes.

00:42:31Oh, hey, you're not going to eat that, are you?

00:42:49What did you think you were going to eat tonight?

00:42:52Uh, the beef jerky I brought, for one thing.

00:42:55Yeah, you dropped that with a whole bunch of other crap when you were running like your ass was on fire.

00:43:00I did that on purpose.

00:43:01I was trying to distract them.

00:43:03I saved your life.

00:43:08No, no, no, no.

00:43:08Hey, you're not going to touch that, are you?

00:43:10Hey.

00:43:10Nah, I'm good.

00:43:24You see something moving?

00:43:37No, not moving.

00:43:39I'll just watch the fire.

00:43:55Don't want it to go out.

00:44:00Guys?

00:44:01Guys?

00:44:04Guys?

00:44:04I thought I saw it gleaming.

00:44:28I've seen plenty of them, so I know what they look like.

00:44:34We aren't the first to go looking for the ark.

00:44:37We'll be some of the only to ever come back.

00:44:41Is that so?

00:44:43If God wills.

00:44:44If God wills.

00:44:45I saw myself dying in plenty of hell holes over the last years.

00:44:52For many reasons, but I never saw myself dying in service of God.

00:44:58Then don't.

00:45:00You make it sound so easy.

00:45:03Wish I saw things the way you do.

00:45:04I doubt it.

00:45:29I doubt it.

00:45:34Yo, let's take a break.

00:46:02Good idea.

00:46:03In fact, it might be a good idea if we take a nap.

00:46:06A nap?

00:46:07Yeah.

00:46:08If we power down now, we can walk more through the night.

00:46:11We don't have to worry about coming across any patrols.

00:46:14If they patrolled up here, they would have found the ark already.

00:46:17They didn't have the journal.

00:46:19That journal have coordinates?

00:46:22More like directions.

00:46:23So it's a pre-GPS kind of thing.

00:46:27Yes, that's correct.

00:46:30I'll take first watch.

00:46:31What the...

00:46:45Come with me.

00:46:49Where are we going?

00:46:50Wait, where are we going?

00:46:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:47:01What?

00:47:01Don't you want to do this?

00:47:03Well, of course I want to do this, but...

00:47:05It's just...

00:47:06Last time you wanted to do this, you thought you were going to die in Afghanistan.

00:47:11I almost did.

00:47:13Is it true?

00:47:13Do you think you're going to die out here now?

00:47:16I mean, you know what they say, I'll try anything once, but...

00:47:24You idiots!

00:47:25I didn't make that, I found it!

00:47:27Okay, okay, cool.

00:47:28We're going to need a safe word, though.

00:47:30What?

00:47:35So there's a no-go now?

00:47:38Jed?

00:47:46I thought we were going to try to walk through the night.

00:48:02Change in plans.

00:48:06Told you we'd show you the sharp end of the stick.

00:48:08You know, back in Nam, the Kong used to pee on the end of those sticks to cause infection

00:48:13to the soldiers who got stuck with them.

00:48:14I told you that, your grandma and the Green Berets.

00:48:18You go make yourself useful and get us some more sticks.

00:48:23Not the pointy ones!

00:48:27Should you have given him a gun?

00:48:29Do you want to carry him down the mountain when he shoots himself in the foot?

00:48:32Or do you want to carry him down the foot?

00:48:46Oh, God.

00:48:47Okay.

00:48:49I'm picking up sticks.

00:49:00If you brought these people into this project, we're all going to make money.

00:49:05I'm picking up sticks.

00:49:14What?

00:49:19The last one I couldn't pry from a guy's face, and this one I find hanging just on a peg.

00:49:44What is this?

00:49:46A mask for a cult based on a son of Noah.

00:49:49One of the cultists came to visit before we left on the trip.

00:49:52This would have been good intel to have before we had left.

00:49:56Ah, I hit them on the head with a frying pan. They ain't nothing.

00:49:59I'll be the judge of that.

00:50:02A warning?

00:50:04To us, or to them.

00:50:07To us, I'm gone.

00:50:14I didn't know.

00:50:19A warning.

00:50:21I don't know.

00:50:51John, the mask could have been put there 50 years ago.

00:51:19Yup.

00:51:20Relax.

00:51:21Nobody knew which way we were walking, at least of all been on.

00:51:27Shut up and eat your pica.

00:51:30What is this pica, anyway?

00:51:32Tastes like chicken.

00:51:33Pica's an animal.

00:51:35It's not an entree.

00:51:37Kinda like a rabbit.

00:51:39Kinda like a rat.

00:51:41What?

00:51:42Did you see us pass a drive-through?

00:51:48We should try and get some sleep.

00:51:51It looks like we might reach the Ark tomorrow.

00:51:55Move over, Alan.

00:51:56I'm gonna share this with you.

00:52:02Hey.

00:52:03I'm gonna go get some B-roll footage.

00:52:17Hey.

00:52:18I'm gonna go get some B-roll footage.

00:52:24I'm gonna go get some B-roll footage.

00:52:26I'm gonna go get some B-roll footage.

00:52:30I don't know.

00:53:00Dude, really?

00:53:03We really going to find the Ark today?

00:53:06That's what the big priest man says.

00:53:08Well, it's got to be better than what we got.

00:53:11What do you mean?

00:53:12I'm filming this so we both have a record of what I'm telling you.

00:53:16We've been out here for days.

00:53:18You've got to do better than a pointy stick in the ground and a mask you hung on a tree.

00:53:22Dude, I did not do that.

00:53:23Uh-huh.

00:53:24I thought you wanted more than a three-episode story Ark.

00:53:28Dude, this is real.

00:53:30I swear to God.

00:53:31Well, there's real, and then there's reality television.

00:53:35Do you get me?

00:53:36Yeah.

00:53:38We paid you, buster.

00:53:41Yeah.

00:53:42Okay, then.

00:53:45Okay, we'll be right back.

00:53:51Let's do it.

00:54:55I don't even know if we're going uphill anymore, dude.

00:55:09My feet hurt all the time.

00:55:11And Laban said to Jacob, Behold this heap, and behold the pillars, which I have set betwixt you and me.

00:55:24This heap is a witness, and the pillar is a witness, that I will not pass by this heap to you for harm, and you will not pass by this heap or this pillar to me for harm.

00:55:39The man said what he said, baby.

00:55:49You've been to your explorer guy, Blake?

00:55:52He was starving, man.

00:55:54He was tired.

00:55:55He lost his arm.

00:55:56He could have bled out on the way back.

00:55:57The stuff he wrote, he was out of it, man.

00:56:01Dude, that could just be an old board.

00:56:18They don't fall off the tree planed.

00:56:20The energy.

00:56:26There's a presence here.

00:56:27There's a presence here.

00:56:28There's a presence here.

00:56:29There's a presence here.

00:56:30There's a presence here.

00:56:31There's a presence here.

00:56:32There's a presence here.

00:56:33There's a presence here.

00:56:34There's a presence here.

00:56:35There's a presence here.

00:56:36There's a presence here.

00:56:37There's a presence here.

00:56:38There's a presence here.

00:56:39There's a presence here.

00:56:40There's a presence here.

00:56:41There's a presence here.

00:56:42There's a presence here.

00:56:43There's a presence here.

00:56:44There's a presence here.

00:56:45There's a presence here.

00:56:46There's a presence here.

00:56:47There's a presence here.

00:56:48Yeah, that's a nice board.

00:57:05Get a couple of cinder blocks, you could set your stereo off on it.

00:57:12What?

00:57:14Don't you feel it?

00:57:18Did you see that?

00:57:31I see you losing it, bro.

00:57:34There's a long walk out of here.

00:57:36The end of all flesh has come before me.

00:57:55Are you getting this?

00:57:56Beno, what?

00:58:03What?

00:58:03I don't feel it.

00:58:21Hello, old girl.

00:58:51Hello, old girl.

00:59:21Hello, old girl.

00:59:51Hello, old girl.

01:00:21Hello, old girl.

01:00:51Hello, old girl.

01:01:21Hello, old girl.

01:01:51Let me get him some water.

01:01:54Take it easy there, buddy.

01:01:58Listen, I ain't gonna stroke your forehead, but I am here for you.

01:02:01What are you saying?

01:02:04What are you saying?

01:02:07What?

01:02:07Hang in there, Father Benet.

01:02:16Hang in there, Father Benet.

01:02:18They went to get you some water by the lake.

01:02:20It's gonna be okay.

01:02:22Hey, hey, it's me.

01:02:35Hey, it's me.

01:02:36I didn't know it was you.

01:02:37If I had, I would have shot.

01:02:39Don't say I didn't try to make the world a better place.

01:02:41I just wanted you to know Benet looks a little better now.

01:02:44I just wanted you to know Benet looks a little better now.

01:02:44He's calmed down a bit.

01:02:51So this lake, this pond, this little pond, looks like it could only hold Noah's pontoon.

01:02:58And that's about it.

01:03:00Normally I'd find blasphemy extremely hot, but right now this all seems kind of sacred.

01:03:07I mean, back in the day, this must have all been covered in water.

01:03:10And that's how the ark floated up here.

01:03:13Is that what you think happened?

01:03:16I mean, Blake's journal was right.

01:03:19The Book of the Witch was right.

01:03:21For the first time in a long time, I see the spirit all around us.

01:03:30I see what Benet sees.

01:03:35I see the beauty and the unseen and the unknown.

01:03:39Feel it inside of me.

01:03:42Jed, I want you to know.

01:03:43Don't say it.

01:03:45I want you to know I...

01:03:47There's blood in the water.

01:04:06It might not help me.

01:04:07It might not help me.

01:04:10Thanks.

01:04:14It's the first time I can say a priest saved me.

01:04:16That's what we're here for.

01:04:31Father!

01:04:33Dead.

01:04:35All dead.

01:04:36There's no way that shark could have taken all those bullets.

01:04:39Maybe they're...

01:04:39No.

01:04:40No.

01:04:41No.

01:04:41Well, we can get a piece of the wood from the ark.

01:04:46Take it down the mountain.

01:04:47Prove to people that we were here.

01:04:49We found it.

01:04:50No.

01:04:51You've got the footage.

01:04:54Find the highway.

01:04:56The E-99.

01:04:58Turn yourself over to the first military squad you come across.

01:05:03It's the only way.

01:05:04I'm not leaving you.

01:05:05Go.

01:05:07Go.

01:05:09Go.

01:05:10Go.

01:05:19Go.

01:05:19Be sober and be vigilant, because your adversary, the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about.

01:05:49Seeking whom he may devour, almighty God, source of irresistible might, and king of an invincible realm that I cannot perceive, the ever-glorious conqueror of evil, he who restrains the force of the adversary, silencing the uproar of his rage, valiantly subduing his wickedness.

01:06:19It is in awe in the middle of us that I beg you to regard what favor is.

01:06:26Take hold of the dragon, the old serpent, no matter its form, which is the devil, Satan, and all the demons of the underworld, large and small, and find them.

01:06:41Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, man, is this even safe? I didn't even know this was real. Is this real?

01:06:49Benno!

01:06:50Benno!

01:06:51Benno!

01:06:52Benno!

01:06:53Benno!

01:06:54so he may no longer seduce the nations.

01:06:58As smoke is driven away,

01:07:00so are they driven.

01:07:02As wax melts before the flames,

01:07:05so the wicked perish at the presence of God.

01:07:14Lena?

01:07:15You're not really the Witch of Endor, are you?

01:07:27We are Legion.

01:07:29I am Legion.

01:07:32We are Legion.

01:07:36That's what I thought.

01:07:39The mirror is cracked.

01:07:41There are many facets.

01:07:42Without a sun, there could be no shadow.

01:07:46You cannot know the cold of the night

01:07:48without first feeling the heat of the day.

01:07:52I would have thrown myself into the void

01:07:54to have defeated you.

01:07:56The willingness to sacrifice

01:07:58therein lies the difference between you and me.

01:08:02And yet, you must live.

01:08:12I don't want to be in a found footage movie.

01:08:27I don't want to be in a found footage movie.

01:08:32What's that?

01:08:33Oh, man.

01:08:42What did you do that for?

01:08:45The coin has two sides.

01:08:48It needs us.

01:08:50For more people to come here.

01:08:53For it to survive.

01:08:56Maybe in a way we need it too.

01:08:58But that's going to be someone else's decision.

01:09:01No one should know how we found the Ark.

01:09:04There's too much at stake to know.

01:09:06We're leaving the camber here.

01:09:08And I'm going to destroy all that remains when we get back.

01:09:12If we get back...

01:09:14We will.

01:09:16But we have to start now.

{Noah's Shark} 2021 - A fame-seeking televangelist and his film crew team set out to find the fabled Noah's Ark

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