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00:00the girls have the nerve to call me outdated what do you actually keep inside of the fanny pack
00:07there's nothing wrong with the fanny pack like if you're in south beach you want to look like a
00:10local you don't want to look like a tourist like look how that looks now i just must be horrible
00:15will the red and yellow get traded in for pink hey look how nice that looks you know i'm not
00:20feeling this vibe man a man purse or will i be able to stop the metrosexual mania from running
00:26wild what are you guys doing your dad now i'm gonna take your dad to this hair restoration place
00:31nick could you tell him dad
00:34good uh-huh hold on yo linda did you call the kids
00:42nick mom how are you
00:56where is everybody
00:59hogan knows best
01:05thank you for the workout bro all right
01:13what's up hey how was the workout dad what's up dad
01:18i'm glad it's over with i gotta show you this
01:20a picture of what the steering wheel stands dad
01:23nice socks
01:27babe don't you have any other pants you could wear to the gym these things are like pajamas
01:31you've had this since i met you
01:32these are at least since night before
01:34you wore those in the 1988 home videos when i was born
01:37those are like really mc hammer
01:39can't touch this
01:40well it's not a fashion show at the gym
01:45yeah but you don't have to look like 80s all the time
01:48yeah just wear like athletic shorts
01:50and no fanny pack
01:53there's nothing wrong with the fanny pack
01:56can you just put all your stuff in your pockets
01:58what do you actually keep inside of the fanny pack
02:03in the fanny pack are
02:05don't grab my jewels
02:08answers to all the universe
02:10tell us what's in it come on we're curious
02:13in here are all my cards key for my segway
02:16wallet with money
02:18here's other business cards
02:19garage door opener
02:21toothpicks
02:21visine
02:22japanese eye drops
02:23change
02:25another comb
02:26i'm the only hogan family member
02:29that has the same phone
02:31so because it stays protected by this
02:33so for those of us that don't realize the value of money
02:36we put phones in our pockets and in our purse
02:38and we forget them and lose them
02:40and we don't care about that
02:41but the ones who do that understand the value of style
02:44true very good
02:47why all of a sudden is this unbelievable concern over my clothes
02:52dad you know we're in south beach now
02:53and it's like you gotta look hot
02:55well let me go get my richard simon shorts
02:57and pull them up under my armpits
02:59let my bizalls hang out on my left side
03:02and fit in perfectly around here
03:03seriously dad you've looked exactly the same for 30 years
03:07we're not saying that it's a bad look
03:10we're just saying it's an old look
03:11and maybe you should change it and wear some new clothes
03:13when we're back in clearwater
03:15it's all old people
03:15so you can just dress like that
03:17and nobody's even going to turn their head
03:19but here everybody's stylish
03:21it might be fun
03:22it might be a fun change for you
03:23okay you guys let's get ready to go eat
03:27okay
03:27wait
03:28what
03:29try not to wear your fanny sack to lunch
03:30whatever
03:32oh my gosh look at all these college guys
03:48that's huge
03:49see honey look at those workout pants on him
03:52see they're long and they're just split up the side
03:55but they're loose and hangy
03:56they're not skin tight
03:57it's one look
03:59we like your workout pants
04:01with no socks
04:02just like ankle socks
04:03that's hot
04:04looking good
04:05bye
04:07you could wear like that
04:10what
04:11I just must be horrible
04:13no
04:13we're just trying to update your look
04:15like if you're in south beach
04:16you want to look like a local
04:17you don't want to look like a tourist
04:19you know what I mean
04:19like look at that tourist guy with that fanny sack
04:22I mean like look how that looks
04:24you wouldn't see me going around with ruffle socks on still
04:26and the ponytail
04:27and leg roamers
04:28I bet you all your hogar maniacs
04:31would say it's cool
04:32if you switch to
04:33from the fanny pack
04:34and switch from the zubas
04:35to some athletic pants
04:37have you ever gotten a facial before?
04:40do guys actually get facials?
04:43yeah
04:43all the time
04:44guys get facials
04:45guys get haircuts
04:46guys get hair coloring
04:47guys get manicures
04:48they do all of that stuff
04:50they have wax
04:51they get wax
04:51what?
04:52oh please
04:53it's like pampering yourself
04:54and it's okay
04:55nowadays they're saying
04:56like it's okay to do it
04:58would you just let us try
05:00to make you over just a little bit?
05:02you might like it
05:03all right
05:04well you guys win
05:05I'm up for the change
05:06and see what we can make happen
05:07and if it's good
05:08I'll stick with it
05:09if not
05:09I can always go back
05:10to what I know the best
05:11okay
05:12okay
05:12all right
05:13it's like changing the oil
05:14on a car dad
05:15thank you
05:18thank you
05:18thank you guys
05:20you asked me not to bring the pouch
05:21oh so
05:22so this is the beginning of a new day
05:23make sure you have your wallet on you at all times
05:25okay
05:26you guys leave a good tip
05:28I might want to come back here someday
05:29dad
05:35what's up rookie
05:36what you doing
05:37what is that
05:40if you spray the water in your eyes
05:42you wake up quicker
05:46what are you doing
05:49nothing
05:50I'm just touching your hair
05:52let me do it
05:54I'll make you beautiful
05:57this is going to look so good dad
06:01mom's going to freak
06:02wait don't
06:03don't go over there for a second
06:05we can come back up
06:05we can come back up
06:06let's just go show mommy
06:07oh god please
06:08hey mom
06:10what
06:12oh my god
06:13what is that
06:13did the dog just do that
06:14holy cow
06:16is that you
06:16you're going to call me down here
06:18oh my god
06:22look at dad
06:25dad that looks good
06:26that's a good look for you
06:27a second
06:28wait look at this
06:29okay
06:29sexy
06:30you look like a model
06:32you do
06:33it looks like GQ
06:34truthfully
06:36you really should consider
06:38doing a toupee
06:39it's like transplant
06:40not a toupee
06:41I have a hairpiece in my room
06:43that's a good idea
06:44ow
06:46backwards
06:48are you guys just really enjoying yourself doing this
06:51check it in
06:52I want to do this one
06:55you guys seriously want to help me
07:02you guys better start being serious
07:04because
07:04you know
07:05right now
07:06Siegfried and Roy
07:08this is exactly what I'm talking about
07:11this type of stuff
07:12I think you should just leave it the way it is
07:15thank you
07:16brother
07:18hey Brooke
07:20look look at the back
07:21look at the back
07:22whoa there you are Brooke
07:23Brooke have you seen that
07:25look at there's me
07:27worst dress
07:28where was I
07:29now who's knocking me
07:30oh it was a set up Brooke
07:32I look cute though
07:34I think I look cute
07:35you guys are on me about my clothes
07:37I got a geisha Japanese grinder
07:40and the worst dress
07:41grinder
07:41yeah you're grinding on me
07:44oh being ching tao piwi
07:45kama sutra
07:46I'm out
07:47see you later
07:47okay
07:48honey look
07:51this thing would be awesome
07:52mom that's a man purse
07:54a man purse
07:55Hogan knows best
08:00what are you doing
08:06trying to figure out
08:07all the stuff that's here
08:08I've already made
08:09piles and piles of clothes
08:10babe you have to try
08:11to like
08:12dress cuter
08:13come on
08:13look at that
08:14naked girls in a beer bottle
08:15straddling a beer bottle
08:16that's just so
08:17poor Tampa
08:19oh yeah
08:20you should just
08:21donate this to
08:22Andrew Dice Clay
08:23oh no
08:24don't even tell me
08:25you save these this long
08:26baby come on
08:27give me a break
08:29see these are all still good
08:30these definitely are
08:31on the fly
08:31okay
08:32what's the fly
08:32these are out
08:33see them flying away
08:35whoa whoa whoa
08:35look at these things
08:37these are bad news
08:38I've had these since
08:38I was married to you
08:39you can't lose these
08:40I might as well get rid of you
08:41if I'm gonna get rid of these
08:41you know
08:44some things you hang on to
08:45sometimes even when they're
08:47you know not as useful
08:48as they used to be
08:48just keep two pair
08:49not ten
08:50look at how small
08:53honey
08:54these used to fit you
08:56I could fit in those
08:57if I had to get in them
08:57you couldn't bud myself
08:58yeah I could
09:00yeah you could
09:00watch this
09:02this is gonna blow your mind
09:03yeah
09:04they're so tight
09:09look how tight they are
09:10on the stomach
09:10oh my gosh
09:12cool this up
09:13let me see how they look
09:14like this up
09:14go on
09:15well your butt looks good
09:16in them
09:16brutal
09:17those are like really
09:19sort of 80s
09:20some of the stuff
09:21that you had
09:22it looks like it came
09:23from the Salvation Army
09:24what's wrong with my
09:25speaking of
09:26Andrew Dice Clay
09:27hickory dickory dock
09:29your jacket
09:29went out like the clock
09:32speaking of
09:34800 miles
09:34liberace
09:36how did this turn
09:38into me
09:39why do we have
09:40so many
09:41dripper heels
09:42do you move
09:42right at night
09:43or something
09:44and I'm not
09:46picking on you
09:47but you have
09:47more junk
09:48that you don't need
09:49than I have
09:50so let's go shopping
09:52and stuff
09:53come on
09:54let's go
09:55Boris
09:55alright
09:57board to death
10:05ooh Brooke
10:05look at the
10:06Chanel belt
10:07ooh
10:07this is a good store
10:09you want to look in here
10:10come here
10:10oh this is really nice
10:12this could make a statement
10:13when you come to the door
10:14for your fans
10:15but look how short
10:16the sleeves are
10:16dad you need the pajamas too
10:17isn't that nice though
10:19that is gorgeous
10:21that blue
10:21yeah
10:23dad
10:25oh the blue
10:26yeah I'll try them on
10:27you're gonna like them
10:28I actually buried my dad
10:30in a pair of pants like these
10:32see look how nice
10:33that looks
10:33a little easy
10:35on the jabron
10:36I can't stand
10:37the collared shirt
10:38thank you
10:38definitely like the blue pants
10:40and the white belt
10:40you know I'm not feeling
10:42this vibe man
10:43you get to dress
10:44metrosexual
10:44and look like
10:45no
10:47I don't know
10:54about this stuff man
10:54I don't feel like myself
10:56in these clothes
10:56well you know what
10:57we're gonna look around
10:58a little bit
10:59oh look at this door
11:00you're gonna love this
11:01babe look at this color
11:03isn't that awesome
11:04look how cute
11:05they're not super short
11:06you know
11:06those are different
11:07try it on
11:09try it on
11:10they're gonna look cute
11:10yeah
11:11hey that's nice
11:13you like it
11:14it's better than the last store
11:16alright
11:17yeah
11:20how do you feel in that
11:22not this
11:23I don't know about that
11:24oh dad
11:26I like that outfit
11:27yo
11:28the socks gotta go
11:30some sneakers
11:31like those right there
11:32do you have these
11:33in size 15
11:34you look stylish
11:35I think it's pretty cool
11:38now you look like
11:39a professional athlete
11:39I love it
11:40I'm glad I finally
11:41look like a professional athlete
11:43I like it
11:44it's a keeper
11:45you just try on one
11:47last thing
11:48it has a collar
11:49but don't freak out
11:50it'll go good with jeans
11:51look how tight it is
11:53on those biceps
11:54look at
11:55oh my god
11:57oh my god
11:59it's a little too tight
12:00I think
12:01take it off
12:03I guess we bought that one
12:05sorry
12:06now this is a beautiful store
12:11look at wallets and stuff
12:12wallets
12:13yeah
12:14honey look
12:14this thing would be awesome
12:16mom that's a man purse
12:17a man purse
12:19it might be a little better
12:22than this thing though
12:23you're gonna see
12:25you're gonna end up liking it
12:26scram
12:26I'm getting it anyways
12:27dad
12:28this man bag is cute
12:30get that thing out of here
12:31I want that thing
12:32man what's wrong with you
12:33scary
12:33who do you think you're messing with
12:35I'm the champion of the world
12:36Hulk Hogan
12:37what are you guys doing
12:43today we're gonna go
12:44take you for a surprise
12:45we booked a full spa day
12:48I told him it was a bad idea
12:50I think it's a bad idea
12:51dad please
12:53Nick thanks a lot
12:58I don't think this is a good idea
13:00ready for your facial
13:02my facial
13:04feels weird
13:06what are you doing with my feet
13:08hey
13:10we didn't bargain for this
13:11I'm gonna send this to Nick
13:31got a video of dad
13:36oh
13:42okay
13:45Frankenstein
13:46dad did you like it
13:49are you glad you did it
13:50hey mom
13:51don't put it down in his butt
13:52hey
13:54you gotta scratch
13:55oh
13:57oh my god
13:59I tried to warn you
14:00I just saw it
14:02somebody does beat me
14:06dad you look great
14:11manicure me
14:12credit cure me
14:13all you want
14:14but Hulk Homania
14:14will never die
14:15I told you
14:16you had a hair appointment
14:17at the salon
14:18when is this gonna end
14:19medical hair restoration
14:21no way
14:22Hogan knows best
14:25Hogan knows best
14:27hey
14:34what's up man
14:36huh
14:37look at you
14:38the green and white
14:39you look like a
14:40Philadelphia Eagle cheerleader
14:42man
14:42what's up man
14:43wow
14:43man I'm loving this
14:45are we gonna work out
14:46or are we gonna just
14:47stand around and look good
14:48oh he's killing me man
14:49see I knew this was gonna happen
14:50do you imagine if all the other wrestlers saw me
14:52whose idea is this
14:53let's go do some sit ups
14:54don't get that dirty Terry
14:58look at the treatment he opted for
15:01he's in a seaweed wrap
15:03oh my god
15:05how'd it feel
15:06that was Brooke and Linda's idea
15:07tell me some more about the spa
15:10they shaved like your ass
15:11and all that kind of stuff
15:12no they didn't bleach my ass right here
15:14how many did you do 10
15:15about 80
15:1780
15:18see he's got a fanny pack on
15:21I couldn't go anywhere without it
15:23oh Linda and Brooke are all over me
15:25about getting around a fanny pack
15:26I got it hidden in my bag right now
15:27why don't you put your foot down Terry
15:29and just tell them
15:29that you don't want to do it no more
15:31see the thing is
15:31I do the rope-a-dope
15:32they get tired of beating on me
15:34after three or four days
15:35what if they don't
15:36I mean then what you know
15:37then I'll be staying at your house
15:38should we put VIN numbers on this thing
15:44nah
15:45or FL numbers
15:46what about service
15:47the light comes on
15:48when I need to get serviced
15:49yeah
15:50dad
15:51hi
15:53what are you guys doing
15:54I do like
15:55go change
15:56just go on a ski run
15:57I'll take the cover
15:57no I told you
15:58you had a hair appointment
15:59at the salon
16:00and I can't cancel
16:01when is this going to end
16:02it'll only take about 30 minutes
16:03and it'll come right back
16:04and I promise
16:05I'll ride on the jet ski with you
16:06but not top of us
16:07oh my god Nick
16:08this is it
16:09I'm done after this
16:10okay
16:11alright
16:12I'm done
16:12no more crap
16:13but just come with me on this
16:13next year you'll be wanting
16:14to curl my eyelashes
16:15hey listen
16:16I have some really cute shirts
16:17out on the bed
16:18for you to wear
16:18just try on one of those
16:19okay
16:20just try them
16:21oh my god
16:22they're cute
16:25what are you guys doing to dad now
16:26I'm gonna take your dad
16:29to this hair restoration place
16:30oh
16:31Nick
16:32can you tell him
16:33dad
16:33Nick
16:34what's cool about hair restoration
16:36he's bald
16:37he needs help
16:38okay
16:38if you don't want to go
16:39you don't have to go
16:40I'm definitely going
16:41I gotta see this
16:42no
16:45definitely no
16:47okay
16:49Hulk Cavalli
16:51I think Linda's gonna be
16:53really excited
16:54when she sees
16:55my artistic endeavor
16:56into the world of fashion
16:58oh
16:59alright
17:02let's do this thing
17:03you're impossible
17:06yeah but you love me
17:08medical hair restoration
17:13no way
17:14you lied to me
17:15I didn't lie
17:16it is a hair place
17:17come on you guys
17:18okay
17:20come on
17:20hi
17:25how are you
17:26hi
17:26how are you doing
17:27you're here today for
17:29I don't know
17:30what brings you here today
17:31is this your idea
17:32it's not my idea
17:33it's kind of my idea
17:34and then my daughter
17:36certainly we're not gonna
17:37drag him in
17:39and force him
17:39to do any type of procedure
17:40couldn't do it anyway
17:41baby
17:43what
17:44come on
17:45should we take a look
17:46and see if you're even a candidate
17:47I'm too bald headed
17:48and there's not enough hair
17:49back here
17:50oh my god
17:53he has enough donor hair
17:55to add
17:56some in the front
17:57how about let's take a picture
18:00if we were to get
18:04just enough hair
18:05to frame your face
18:06if we were to add
18:09just a little bit more
18:11a little bit of face
18:13if we took it a step further
18:16keep going
18:19keep it up
18:20dark hair
18:21maybe
18:22oh my god
18:26dreads
18:28keep on going
18:30hey Mario Savici
18:32my name is Borat
18:34oh there's your head shape
18:35oh my god
18:36ew dad
18:37no you don't want to have
18:38a step
18:38this is without surgery
18:39you can just go with that look
18:40no mustache would take
18:43I'm right about
18:44oh my god
18:45look at your ears
18:47and over
18:48I'm glad you two have had your fun
18:50doc on that note
18:51I'm out
18:51thank you
18:52Nick come on
18:53let's go
18:53see you later
18:54honey we're not doing this
18:55to be mean
18:56okay whatever
18:57we just thought it would be fun
18:58we're sorry
18:59yeah right
19:00daddy we didn't mean
19:03to hurt your feelings
19:04how would you feel
19:05if I was taking you
19:06for a spa day or something
19:07and all of a sudden
19:08they said oh you need a facelift
19:10you need a boob lift
19:10you need an ass lift
19:11you know
19:12gray hair needs to be colored
19:13your ears are too big
19:14you know
19:14it's like
19:15jeez
19:15thanks a lot
19:17you know what I don't get
19:18it's how come everybody else
19:19in the world loves me
19:20except my own family
19:21all the fans
19:22everybody else likes who I am
19:24dad I don't think anything
19:25is wrong with you
19:26period
19:26but I mean
19:27we just wanted to get you
19:28more up to date looking
19:29up to date looking
19:31you changed my look
19:32you ruined everything
19:34I didn't know he was
19:36going to draw on your head
19:37yeah that was real nice
19:38thank you
19:38hey yo
19:43catch extra scenes
19:44and outtakes
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19:46of Hogan Knows Best
19:47right now
19:47at the spot
19:48at dh1.com
19:50brother
19:50are you really
19:53not speaking to us
19:54maybe
19:55he would talk to you
19:56if you didn't try
19:57to make him do that
19:58we're sorry
19:59we just never meant
20:00to hurt your feelings
20:00you guys
20:01dad
20:01dad
20:02don't fall for it
20:03how about a nice
20:04back rub
20:05to make up to you
20:06I'll take one
20:07let me tell you
20:10you got something
20:10you got to step out
20:11of line again
20:12you're going to get
20:13the boot right in the
20:14butt out the door
20:15sucker
20:16no more tight shirts
20:17no more makeovers
20:19no more messing
20:21with my image
20:22my hair
20:22my face
20:24my mustache
20:24my wrinkles
20:25I'm not doing
20:28I'm doing
20:30I'm doing
20:30I'll take
20:31you
20:31I'm doing
20:32I'm doing
20:33you
20:33you
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