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00:00As Nick grows up, I wonder if we're growing apart.
00:03What's LOL?
00:04Laugh out loud.
00:05You have to type in.
00:06I'm laughing.
00:07I'm gonna bail out.
00:09Having the holster for a dad might not be cool enough anymore.
00:12I got that new Young Cheesy CD.
00:14Did you say Young Cheesy?
00:16So now I need to find some common ground.
00:18We got hundreds on the table, 20s on the floor.
00:21We shot a f***ing on the plate for some more.
00:24Before he leaves his old man in the dust.
00:26Oh my God!
00:28Look at him!
00:30Yo, uh-huh.
00:35Yo, Linda!
00:36Did you call the kids?
00:39Nick!
00:40Mom!
00:41Where are you?
00:42Where is everybody?
00:54Hogan knows best.
01:07So, you remember what happened at the Nopi Miami deal to me?
01:11I'd come out of the gate, and I'd just clutch kick it right past all the people, and I'd just
01:14Monji back down that straightaway.
01:16Yeah, but you were Monji-ing through the whole turnstreet, too, I was watching.
01:18No, no, I was just, Monji's just on the straightaway.
01:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:21Travis Barker was right behind you, too.
01:22No, no, no, Travis Barker's a new drummer from Blink-182.
01:26Blink-182.
01:27He's the guy that-
01:30Travis Pastrana's driving Rally.
01:31Oh, whatever.
01:33Reminds me of the back of the day, man, everybody getting together on the weekends and racing.
01:37All right, well, if you guys need help change these tires or anything like that, man, or
01:40dialing into the distributor caps or anything, I'll come back out and help you all.
01:44All right, you guys race on.
01:47We have a distributor.
01:49No distributors.
01:55Hey, yo.
01:56Hey.
01:56What are you guys doing?
01:57I'm trying to give Cookie a haircut, but this is not working out too well.
02:03I'm sitting here trying to talk to Nick, and it's almost like we don't even communicate
02:06anymore.
02:06Yeah.
02:07He used to think I was the coolest guy around.
02:09Now he doesn't care anymore.
02:11When I try to talk to him, you know, they even see what's going on.
02:14It's kind of like he's irritated with me or something.
02:16It's not like when we were kids.
02:18I've tried to be cool, but I really don't know what I'm talking about.
02:21So I've just given up on it.
02:22I'm like, whatever.
02:24They're just growing up, and kids get to that point.
02:26Well, I mean, with Brooke, we still connect, and, you know, I understand a little bit more
02:29about the music.
02:30But with Nick, you know, he just acts like I'm speaking another language now.
02:35He'd just rather be on the phone with the guys that are into the same thing that he's
02:38into.
02:39I think you're just going to have to probably figure out what you want to do about it.
02:44Hey, Brooke.
02:48Well, Nick Dogg, where you been?
02:50I'm talking to a friend of mine.
02:51Oh, more computer stuff?
02:53Instant messaging.
02:54What is this instant messaging stuff?
02:57That's an IM.
03:00Hey, Linda.
03:00I am going to get Nick to teach me how to do the computer.
03:03What is OMG?
03:04Oh, that means, oh, my God.
03:06And then what's LOL?
03:08Laugh out loud.
03:09So you have to let the person know that you're laughing.
03:11You have to type in.
03:12I'm laughing.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15That is so dumb.
03:17How do you turn it on?
03:19You just have to sign on to screen.
03:20Wait, what's a screen name?
03:21What are you talking about when you speak?
03:22It's the thing you use.
03:23Screen name.
03:24Screen name.
03:24Here's how you get online.
03:25Look at the other computer.
03:26I'm going to show you guys how to do this.
03:30Let's make your screen name.
03:31What's your password?
03:33Password?
03:36Scumbag.
03:36All right, what's your display name?
03:38My display name.
03:39Open.
03:41Okay, we got it.
03:42You have no buddies, so let me add myself as a buddy.
03:45Here.
03:46So this is you.
03:47Now, I'm going to take my computer here.
03:50I'm going to go online with my computer right now.
03:52I just sent you a message.
03:54Hey, Pop.
03:55Awesome.
03:55How are you doing?
03:57Now, you type that in.
03:58H-O-W-Y-A-D-O-I-N.
04:10And it came up on mine.
04:13Got it?
04:14I'm out.
04:15I'm lost.
04:17Maybe I'll just send smoke signals.
04:20All righty.
04:21Dad, I'm going to bail out.
04:23Oh, great.
04:23If you meet any new hot internet girlfriends, let me know.
04:28Thanks.
04:35What's up, dude?
04:35Hey.
04:36What can I do for you?
04:37Oh, I don't know, man.
04:38Help me with Ralph for a minute here.
04:39Guys, take your time.
04:40Take your time.
04:51Holy smokes.
04:53How are you making out?
04:54I don't know, man.
04:55I just haven't heard of too many of these artists.
04:58My son's got the iTunes thing.
05:00He listens to all the new rap stuff and hip-hop stuff.
05:02So maybe you could.
05:03Yeah.
05:04You were looking to pick up some stuff for him?
05:05Well, no.
05:06I'm trying to get some music.
05:07So I'll kind of figure out what he's doing.
05:09It's like Biggie Smalls still got that war going with Tupac and all that stuff.
05:12Right, right, right.
05:12Well, I think that war is done.
05:17Maybe you could point me in the right direction like a starter kit.
05:19Well, I mean, some of the newer big ones.
05:20I mean, definitely Rich Boy, Young Jeezy.
05:24Those here.
05:25Come back here.
05:25This would be the Young Jeezy.
05:27This is Young Buck.
05:28Doesn't anybody have any normal names like Tom or John or like Ted Nugent?
05:33You know?
05:34Nah.
05:35All right, I'm good, man.
05:36I'm hooked up.
05:37Let's go.
06:07We got buddies on the table, 20s on the floor.
06:11We ain't sure I'm f***ing on the way for some more, and I love it.
06:16I got cases in the crowd, and f***s at my show.
06:19Walked outside, guns hitting on four, and I love it.
06:24And I love it.
06:26Once again, it's so cool.
06:34Yo, yo.
06:35Yeah.
06:36What is this?
06:37The Hills.
06:38The Hills?
06:39Yeah, this is the episode where Heidi and her boyfriend are having their anniversary,
06:43but she also gets, like, this big break at work, so she can't, like, really pick between the two.
06:49Watch this.
06:50I'm getting good at this deal.
06:52Let me just find the letter S.
06:55Dad, are you seriously IMing people?
06:58I'm IMing Nick.
06:59He's my only buddy.
07:00I'm going to the TV room.
07:03I'm watching a cool show.
07:05Is it about drifting?
07:07Tell him to just come in here.
07:09I'll type it for you.
07:09I'll do it.
07:11How do I space?
07:14Big, big bar.
07:15That one?
07:16Right there?
07:17Yeah.
07:18No, no, no, no, no.
07:19The one above it.
07:19On my way.
07:26Hey, Nick.
07:27Hey, man.
07:28You know, Nicole's having an anniversary on here, too.
07:30Who's Nicole?
07:31Heidi.
07:31Heidi, I mean.
07:32Yeah.
07:33I didn't know you were so into the hills, Dad.
07:36I'm, like, a closet hills queen.
07:40So, do you like this show, man?
07:42I could get Pivo or something.
07:43We could start recording these things so we could all sit down and watch them together and
07:46stuff, you know?
07:47I know.
07:47I'm more into stuff, like, Wildin' Out and all that.
07:50Oh, okay.
07:52Bye, Nicky.
07:53Bye, Ruggie.
07:55Yeah, what time do those other shows come on?
07:58Like, Wildin' Out?
07:59I think it's 9 o'clock tonight.
08:01All right, cool.
08:01I got gangsters in the crowd, and I got a bag dough.
08:09What are you, a rapper now?
08:11Yeah, I got Young Jay-Z stuff.
08:13It's not Young Jay-Z, it's Young Jeezy.
08:19I'm getting those bets.
08:21Best.
08:28Nick, did you know that Melanie B. from the Spice Girls
08:31had a baby with Eddie Murphy?
08:32Eddie Murphy.
08:33I had no idea about that.
08:35Yo, Nick, maybe you can teach me how to download something on my phone, man.
08:38Yeah, what do you need?
08:40I got that new Young Cheesy CD, man.
08:42I wanted to get his hit song put on there.
08:44Young Cheesy?
08:45Did you say Young Cheesy?
08:46Yeah, is that it?
08:47Young Jeezy.
08:48Yeah, can I get on that phone?
08:50Mm-hmm.
08:50I got all kind of new stuff from Atlanta, man, and there's some wild tunes on there, man.
08:56When did you start listening to this music?
08:58I went to the store, man.
08:59I like that stuff.
09:00So I got it going on, man.
09:04It's that Britney with her wig on.
09:06I got the hundreds on the tables, I got the twenties on the floor, I got the gangsters
09:09in the crowd, and I got the bag dough.
09:12What, are you a rapper now?
09:13Yeah, I got Young Jay-Z stuff.
09:15It's not Young Jay-Z, it's Young Jeezy.
09:19What is Tippi doing, Mom?
09:21She just peed on carpet.
09:22Tippi just pissed.
09:23Tippi!
09:24It's Young Tippi.
09:24And how do you know all the words to the song?
09:29Because I'm in, man.
09:30This stuff's too hip for you.
09:32Too hip, you gotta go.
09:35Hundreds on the table, 20s on the floor.
09:38Hulkamani's in the house.
09:40That's all you gotta go.
09:50Yo, Big Nick.
09:51Yeah, yo.
09:52What's doing?
09:53Not much.
09:54Let's go shoot some guns.
09:55Skeet shoot.
09:56Come on.
09:56I can't, Dad.
09:57I just got my helmet back, and now I'm going up to the test session.
10:00Blow those jabronis off.
10:01Come with your man.
10:01I can't.
10:02My car's already on the way to the track.
10:04Well, I guess I'll go by myself.
10:06Let me go see what Brooke's doing.
10:16There you go.
10:18Hey!
10:19Hey!
10:20Where'd you get that?
10:21Jay ordered it.
10:22Champagne colored.
10:23Is it any good?
10:25It's the nicest mic you can get.
10:27Oh, it's plugged in?
10:28Mm-hmm.
10:29I am the great and powerful Hogan from Oz.
10:34I'm bored.
10:36Why don't you come to your dad today?
10:37Hank.
10:38And do what?
10:39Ow!
10:40I was going to drive out to the gunner and shoot some skeets.
10:44Why don't you ask Nick to go?
10:45Nick's running around doing this car thing.
10:47So, do you think maybe you can go with me?
10:49Okay, fine.
10:50I'll go with you.
10:50I've never shot a gun before.
10:52Pull!
10:54I'll get dressed, okay?
11:01Brookie!
11:01I'm ready.
11:03I'm ready.
11:04All right!
11:05We'll see what you're wearing.
11:07Okay, let's go.
11:09That's how you're going to go shoot guns?
11:10There could be a cute hunter.
11:14Pull!
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18Nailed it?
11:19Yeah.
11:19Shoot the hell out of me.
11:21All right, man, pull.
11:25Oh, my God, Dad, you're really good.
11:28Brookie, your turn.
11:30Should I fire it now?
11:31No, no, wait until you have any ammo hit.
11:33Oh.
11:34These are real bullets.
11:35Yeah.
11:36So these, just how they are right now, will, like, go through you like that?
11:39Well, if you shoot it, yeah.
11:41Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
11:43You're ready to fire.
11:45Okay, go.
11:47You hit it!
11:48You got it!
11:48You hit it!
11:48Dude, that's so scary, I'm not even touching it.
11:51Come on.
11:52You got it.
11:54You hit the target.
11:56I don't want to do it again.
11:59Come on.
11:59That was a serious kill.
12:01Isn't that fun?
12:02There you go.
12:03You did good.
12:05Pull!
12:07Oh, you nailed it.
12:08Awesome.
12:09That's right.
12:09I didn't think it'd be that easy.
12:11You're good.
12:12Pull!
12:14Damn, girl.
12:15Come on, be honest with you.
12:16This isn't, like, old guy stuff, is it?
12:17This is definitely not old guy stuff.
12:19This is really cool.
12:20I asked if we could totally get into this.
12:22All right, close your gun.
12:23Let's see you hit something.
12:23I feel like Rambo.
12:24All right, Benbo.
12:26I mean Rambo.
12:27Pull!
12:27Pull!
12:27Pull!
12:29Pull!
12:29Hey, Mom.
12:38Yeah, babe.
12:39What do you think about grabbing the kids and doing like a family day at the go-kart track?
12:45Yeah.
12:46I thought maybe at the go-kart track Nick might reconnect or something.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Maybe more.
12:51Exactly.
12:52Anything with the driving, the light.
12:54I think that's a good idea.
12:55I think it's good for the whole family.
12:57All right.
12:57Let's do it.
12:58Can you not put your sneaker on my couch?
13:07You got a sneaker on my couch.
13:10Yo, yo.
13:11Yo.
13:11Yo.
13:13Mom, you look like Hulk Hogan.
13:15Hey, you look like Hulk Hogan, too.
13:17Let's go, man.
13:17I got a surprise.
13:18I'm going to test your driving skill, my brother.
13:20What?
13:21I got some high-speed go-karts ready for you.
13:24Go-karts?
13:25Nick, it'll be so much fun.
13:26Please, let's go.
13:27I'm going.
13:27All right.
13:28I'm just going to drive myself up there because I got stuff to do afterwards.
13:31Nick, the whole idea is about being a family and we're all going together.
13:34Nick, the whole idea is about being a family and we're all going together.
14:04We're just giving a little hug and just tell them how much fun you had and thank you
14:23for doing this.
14:24Yeah.
14:26Dad, that was cool.
14:27You know what?
14:27I got to take you out to the shifter carts.
14:29Those are even faster.
14:30Are they?
14:30Yeah.
14:31They're sweet.
14:32Thank you, guys.
14:33You're welcome.
14:34We'll see you later.
14:43Well, you know, I thought it was a pretty good idea coming out here today.
14:46But he wasn't into it.
14:47The cars are too slow compared to what he's used to.
14:49No, I mean, I think he was into it.
14:51I don't feel like I'm up to speed with, like, the cool kids.
14:54They just miss that connection like I'm one of the boys.
14:57I just feel like if I know more about his world.
14:59I mean, do you know what manja is?
15:01Manja?
15:02Yeah, it's like...
15:02My grandma, Ciccarelli, used to say that when it was time to eat.
15:05Manja.
15:05See?
15:06I just want to fit in, you know?
15:08You know what I think I need to really do?
15:09Is learn how to drive that car like he does.
15:13I think I should probably take some lessons or something.
15:16Are you serious?
15:17Yes.
15:17I think it's like you can call Bobby a whore.
15:19If you think that's what it's going to take, go for it.
15:24I'm going to get a shot.
15:24I'm going to get Bobby a whore.
15:27Maybe I could show Nick that I could drive a little, too.
15:29We'll fit you in and get something going here.
15:32If I haven't mentioned, the idea is not to hit the cones.
15:35Yo, Blake, could I try to drive in a second?
15:37Oh, my God.
15:39Look at him.
15:42Hogan knows best.
15:49Hogan knows best.
16:03Hey, Terry, how you doing, man?
16:06Been a while.
16:07What do you have to do?
16:08Trying to keep up with old Nick.
16:10He's leaving me in the dust, you know.
16:12I mean, if I knew a little bit more about what was going on with the drifting,
16:16if I could actually figure out how to handle a car a little bit,
16:19then maybe I could show Nick that I could drive a little, too.
16:22Yeah, we'll fit you in and get something going here.
16:25Okay.
16:25Sounds good.
16:27All right.
16:27Let me take you around it, talk you through it.
16:31I'm going to get him to come around.
16:34Let it counter steer.
16:35Off the gas, back on.
16:42Just like that, you're going to get this.
16:44Oh, wow.
16:46Let it go.
16:52Let it go.
16:53All right.
16:56I know wrestling, you like to get your hands going everywhere
16:59and confuse and grab and pinch and tickle,
17:02but let it counter steer.
17:03Don't try to help it back.
17:04Okay.
17:11Turn it.
17:13Damn.
17:13I haven't mentioned it.
17:14The idea is not to hit the cones.
17:16All right.
17:20There you go.
17:20Come on.
17:21Come on.
17:21Come on.
17:22Come on.
17:22Come on.
17:23Come on.
17:23Come on.
17:27Turn it.
17:27Turn it.
17:27Turn it.
17:29Good.
17:30Good.
17:30Good.
17:31Off.
17:31Come on.
17:32There you go.
17:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:35He's got it.
17:37Pull it right here and that should be good.
17:41Well, I'll tell you what.
17:41I learned a lot here in the last couple of days.
17:43You did well, Terry.
17:45And you know me well enough.
17:46I don't, I don't bullshit people.
17:47So I mean, straight up, you did well.
17:49You may not be able to drive as well as Nick does now,
17:52but there's no way he's not going to be impressed
17:54with what you picked up.
17:55Thank you, sir.
17:56My pleasure.
17:56All right, Bobby.
17:57Well, thank you.
17:59You maniacs, watch extra scenes and outtakes
18:02from this episode of Hogan Knows Best
18:05right now at V-Spot at VH1.com.
18:07See you there, brother.
18:09Oh, wait.
18:11Hogan Knows Best.
18:13Flick, that was good.
18:35This bank is pretty cool.
18:38There we go.
18:39What's up?
18:39What's up, dude?
18:40I just got bored.
18:41I gotta come out and see you guys, man.
18:43Wow, that new paint looks great on the car.
18:45That's cool, right?
18:46Yeah, whose car is this?
18:47Oh, this is Blake's practice car.
18:49Yeah, Blake, could I try to drive this thing?
18:52What are you going to take it, like, around the parking lot?
18:54I just have never driven one of these cars before, man.
18:56This thing's gorgeous.
18:57What are you going to do?
18:58I just want to see what it feels like.
19:00I'd love to try to drive that car.
19:01Yeah, give it a shot.
19:03I'm going to put the hood down.
19:11Look at that.
19:13Look at him.
19:18I think he just mondied.
19:22Yeah, he did.
19:23Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:24He's got it.
19:25Full circle.
19:26Check that out.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28He's got the wipers and everything.
19:30He's got to clear out the smoke, you know?
19:32Look at him.
19:34That is insane.
19:38Where did you learn how to do that?
19:43I went out to Bobby Orr's and took a couple lessons.
19:49Well, Dad, why did you go to Bobby's?
19:51Well, you know, I figured if I could kind of, like, figure out what you guys were doing,
19:55I could fit in better.
19:56All of a sudden, you went from being 15, 16 years old, all of a sudden, to a pro driver,
20:00and I had to figure out some way to catch up.
20:01Don't try to get back on the team.
20:05Well, dude, you were never off the team.
20:07I just didn't feel like I was in, either.
20:09I want you to know, like, no matter what I'm doing, I mean, you don't have to try to fit
20:13in for me to like you.
20:15I mean, I'm always going to love you, dude.
20:17Come on.
20:17I love you, too.
20:18Well, so if I keep practicing and stuff, maybe we can get my name put on the car, and I
20:22can be, like, an official driver, too, if you know what I'm saying?
20:24Well, let's just take this one step at a time.
20:26Linda wants to get back into shape.
20:30I need somebody that is professional and that knows how to scope to a woman's body.
20:34I think it's funny that you don't want to train with dad.
20:36The greatest mortal man of all times.
20:39Can Hoke control his jealousy?
20:43You have a beautiful smile.
20:46Why is he touching it?
20:47You get your little f***ing ass out of my house.
20:50Hogan Knows Best, an all-new episode next Sunday at 10, only on PH1.
20:54For more Hogan's, check it out.
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