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00:00This week on Hogan Knows Best, it's pet pandemonium with our animals running wild.
00:06Oh my god, mom. Holy crud. Oh my god, it's on the couch too. Get down.
00:11And we have no idea what's getting into them. These animals have just been going crazy.
00:16Linda thinks doggy yoga, puppy massages, and even a pet psychic will shed some light on this mangy mystery.
00:22I just use my pendulum and let them kind of talk through me.
00:26But the rest of us think her ideas are for the birds.
00:30Ow, ow, ow.
00:35Yo, my, my.
00:38Yo, Linda. Did you call the kids?
00:42Kids. Mom.
00:44How are you?
00:45Mom.
00:54Where is everybody?
01:00Hogan Knows Best.
01:09Oh my god, mom.
01:11Holy crud.
01:12Oh, holy crud is right.
01:14I'm about to puke right now.
01:17Oh god, the gag.
01:19How did it go? Throw it.
01:21No.
01:22Throw it.
01:22That dog is half Great Dane, I think.
01:24I know.
01:25Oh my god.
01:27He tried that on purpose.
01:28He totally...
01:29Oh, f***.
01:30I saw him and he started laughing.
01:32He just squirted in the thing.
01:32Sir, can you stop the car for a second, please?
01:34I'm going to go back and beat some ass, okay?
01:36What a doofus.
01:38Excuse me.
01:39Do you have any class at all?
01:41You think that's nice to do to two ladies in a limo?
01:44Oh, I saw your face.
01:45I saw you do it.
01:47And I'm just telling you, you're an ass for doing that.
01:52Oh, perfect timing.
01:56Perfect.
01:57I'm so glad you pulled up, officer.
01:59We just drove by in our limo.
02:02And that guy watering the plant, as we drove by our windows were open, he squirted us right
02:06into our car.
02:07Completely squirted my mom in the face.
02:09And he just called me a bitch.
02:11In the orange t-shirt.
02:12Oh my god.
02:14Man, we're always causing trouble with our neighbors.
02:17Oh my god.
02:18It was like perfect timing.
02:19Look, look.
02:20He's got the phone ring on and everything.
02:29Where have you guys been?
02:30Dad.
02:31We were driving the limo, right?
02:33First, Molly takes a humongous, stinky poop.
02:37So we had to unroll the windows to air out the car because it smelled so bad.
02:42And all of a sudden, we got this big squirt of water from our neighbor.
02:46Like, they thought it would be funny to squirt us.
02:48My first instinct is to go across the road and break this guy in half.
02:51I took care of him.
02:52I verbally lashed him out.
02:54Did he get up in your face or did you back him down?
02:56I backed him down.
02:57I just am trying to figure out, though, why the dog pooped in the car.
03:00None of our dogs have ever done that.
03:02All right.
03:02We can fix the dogs by feeding them dog food and quit feeding them tacos and salsa.
03:06Right, Molly?
03:06Yo quiero dos platos, Molly.
03:10They're just acting weird, though.
03:12Ever since we moved here, I can tell something's not right.
03:15Did you put the dogs out like I asked, Nick?
03:22They won't follow me.
03:23I tried to tell you that.
03:24They will not come.
03:25They won't follow you.
03:26No, not at all.
03:30Star, if I got five cents for every pee spot that I've cleaned up, I would be a millionaire.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:37It's on the couch, too.
03:39What is this?
03:40Oh, my God.
03:43Your dad is going to kill you.
03:47You can't chew that.
03:48Ow.
03:56Why don't you guys want to eat?
04:00Coco, you don't want to eat this?
04:02What?
04:02You don't like that?
04:03Oh, it's what you always eat.
04:08I don't know why they're not eating.
04:10Hi, how are you?
04:11Jessica.
04:12Is Linda in the house?
04:13I'll be right off the phone.
04:15All righty.
04:16Thanks.
04:18What's this wild Indian doing now?
04:19I don't know, but I don't want it to pee on the rug.
04:22Again.
04:24You got the list?
04:25I have tons.
04:26It's ready to list?
04:27Yes, we'll go over everything.
04:29A couple issues we still need to resolve.
04:31As you can see now.
04:32The paint is on the wall, people.
04:34And it's the wrong color.
04:35Hey, will somebody let the dogs in?
04:37So you either want them repaired or removed permanently.
04:40Oh, what are you doing in the furniture?
04:42Get down.
04:43Down.
04:44Down.
04:45Down.
04:45Oh.
04:48Did he just do that?
04:49Yeah.
04:49With his toenails?
04:50Don't let Terry see it.
04:51Here he comes.
04:52Here comes Terry.
04:52Oh, my God.
04:53Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:55You're not even going to want to see what just happened in the new chair.
04:57I see it.
04:58What happened?
04:58Coco just jumped up in there and did that with her feet.
05:01That's perfect.
05:04Who are the dogs like?
05:05Did you forget something?
05:06Didn't you have a 3 o'clock appointment at the vet with all these dogs today?
05:10Some things are more important than furniture.
05:14The dogs need to go to the vet.
05:15It's a 3 o'clock appointment.
05:16You know how hard it is to get them in there?
05:17Why can't you take them?
05:19With all the other stuff that I got to do with the way that the world on my shoulders
05:21give me the list, I'll take care of that, too.
05:24Diamond Bright, the fountain that they screwed up.
05:26Stepping stones, waterproof paint.
05:27Go.
05:27What are scuppers and skimmers?
05:29In the pond.
05:31Look.
05:31Coco, get out.
05:32This is not funny.
05:33Look at her.
05:33She's back up in the chair again.
05:35I'm over it.
05:36I'm over it.
05:37I'm over it.
05:38Did you see the piss spot in the massive bed?
05:40Don't even tell me.
05:43I don't want to hear it.
05:47Oh, no.
05:52She's not going to make it.
05:56Your yellow frog's going to die.
05:58What?
05:59Frog, jump right into the ammonia bucket, and now the frog is dying.
06:03What do you give people for poisoning?
06:04Do you have milk or something?
06:06Is my frog breathing?
06:14Oh, no.
06:14He's, like, getting big.
06:17His veins are, like, turning green and stuff.
06:19He's not going to make it.
06:21All right, just keep rinsing them, okay?
06:22He's at the top.
06:23He's floating.
06:24His eyes are just really red.
06:26What are we going to do?
06:28Look at his eyes, Terry.
06:29Put him back in there.
06:33Mom, I think he's dead.
06:34He's really dead.
06:36Come on, buddy.
06:37Wake up.
06:39Wake up.
06:40I can't believe this is happening.
06:43Like, what's next?
06:45Oh, my God.
06:46I can't even bear to look.
06:47I can't even, I can't even bear this.
06:50It's like a yoga class that you can take, but you can bring your dog.
06:52That's not happening in this lifetime.
06:55Take a deep breath.
06:56Slowly, I breathe it in.
06:57Oh.
06:58This is a connection and a bonding with them.
07:04I'm also giving them some Reiki energy healing.
07:09Hogan Knows Best.
07:15Hogan Knows Best.
07:23Hi.
07:24Hi.
07:24What's up, Mama?
07:26I am together on this one.
07:27You guys?
07:28I met a lady at the grocery store.
07:30Yeah.
07:30Who told me about a place called the Doggy Bar.
07:32Where they do everything like a whole spa boutique and things for dogs.
07:35They do doggy yoga.
07:37What?
07:38Mom, yoga for dogs?
07:40What?
07:40Are you serious?
07:41Don't I do yoga for dogs?
07:42It's like a yoga class that you can take, but you can bring your dog.
07:45If we spend a little more time with them, they might be more well-behaved.
07:48But as far as the yoga goes, the buck stops here.
07:51That's not happening in this lifetime.
07:53That's your partner.
07:54We're doing it.
07:54And you know what?
07:55I've been doing everything, you guys.
07:56I have to clean up the pee, the poop.
07:58I have to take them to the vet.
07:59I have to feed them.
07:59I have to clean up after them.
08:00I have to make sure they're not injured and they got their medicine.
08:03And it's like, you guys can help.
08:04And so, this will be fun.
08:06And we can all be together doing it.
08:08So, we're doing it.
08:10You've got to be kidding me.
08:10Tomorrow morning.
08:11I'm supposed to work out tomorrow morning at 8.
08:13Nope.
08:14You're doing it.
08:15Have your yoga clothes on.
08:23Yay.
08:24Woo-hoo.
08:25Whoa.
08:26Oh, my gosh.
08:29Foxy, I cannot believe you're challenging another dog.
08:32Foxy.
08:33I heard you have yoga here.
08:35I know you have your hands full.
08:37Sorry.
08:38Okay, everybody.
08:39Let's take a walk here.
08:40Let's meet our yoga master.
08:42Hi.
08:43How are you?
08:44Look how good your dog is.
08:46How do you guys actually handle this with, like, dogs?
08:49Yoga is actually a way of connecting with Mother Nature.
08:52It's union, body, mind, and spirits.
08:56And the yoga will help them to release their tension.
08:58Because we're trying to cage them in, we should be able to know how to make them relax.
09:03Yeah.
09:03And the yoga is very natural for them.
09:06Nick.
09:07What's up?
09:07Get a dog and sit down.
09:09Cookie.
09:09Sit.
09:10And we're going to begin.
09:11Relax.
09:12Sit down.
09:13And you're Shabashana.
09:14We're going to chant a little bit of Om.
09:16Salutation to the sun.
09:18So, we're going to take a deep breath.
09:20Slowly, I breathe it in.
09:21Oh.
09:22Good shot.
09:28Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:32Breathe it in.
09:34Let's go up.
09:35We're going to lift those legs for a powerful sun salutation.
09:38Slowly, I'll watch.
09:39I breathe in.
09:40Breathe it in.
09:41Breathe it in.
09:42Breathe it in.
09:43He's got it out.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Sit.
09:46Okay.
09:47Now we can come and relax.
09:48Good.
09:49Look at that pose.
09:50Actually, that helps them to release their spine.
09:54And it can heal the body from many ailments, you know, like headaches.
09:58Do dogs get headaches?
10:00Oh, but of course.
10:01They get headaches.
10:02They get indigestion.
10:04Oh, my God.
10:05Come on, Oscar.
10:06We can relax ourselves.
10:08We can relax.
10:09Really relax, Oscar.
10:10Relax.
10:11Relax.
10:12We can lift.
10:14Yeah.
10:16And we can breathe it out.
10:19Breathe it in.
10:21And we can breathe it out.
10:23Slowly, breathe it in.
10:26Yeah.
10:27And we can release ourselves.
10:28Wow.
10:28All right.
10:31Thank you, everybody.
10:32It did wonderful.
10:33Thank you very much.
10:34Namaste.
10:35Peace to all of you.
10:37Yoga was not for me.
10:39And I don't think yoga is for my dogs.
10:41It was a little bit like good luck with seven dogs all just going crazy in here.
10:46It was very hard to control them.
10:47So I don't know if I'm the kind of owner that's cut out to, like, take my dog to doggy yoga.
10:54That's my lady to do my massage.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:00This is already looking too good.
11:03Hello.
11:04Come on in.
11:05Here, I'll get the door.
11:06I'm here for your relaxation massage.
11:08Hey, baby.
11:09I need it.
11:11Nice to meet you.
11:12I'm Linda.
11:12Charity.
11:13Nice to meet you.
11:15Okay.
11:15Well, I have a really nice quiet area up in my room.
11:18Okay.
11:18It's like an office.
11:18And we'll just set up up there.
11:20Brilliant.
11:20And I won't have my dogs bothering me.
11:22Have a moment of bliss.
11:25Wow.
11:26Oh, that feels great.
11:28Moving into this new house has been so much work.
11:31You have no idea.
11:33And then on top of it, we have seven dogs.
11:35Wow.
11:35And the dogs are not adjusting.
11:37It's the weirdest thing.
11:38I swear to God, they're, like, marking their territory all over the house.
11:41They're just probably stressed from the move.
11:43Yep.
11:44And they don't know where they're supposed to be.
11:46Oh, wow.
11:46That feels so good.
11:47You know, there's such a thing as canine massage.
11:49Nuh-uh.
11:50Yeah.
11:51They have spas around here locally that you can take the dogs or the canine therapist comes
11:56to your home as well.
11:57That is crazy.
11:58Yeah.
11:59There's one locally.
11:59I can give you the number.
12:01All right.
12:01Okay.
12:02Cool.
12:03That's great.
12:11Hi.
12:11How are you?
12:11Hi.
12:12Nice to see you.
12:13Nice to see you.
12:14I'm Linda.
12:14Very nice to meet you.
12:16Yeah, thank you.
12:16Bonnie Donnelly.
12:17Hi.
12:17This is our family.
12:18I just want to explain why I called you, because they've just been acting so weird, chewing
12:24on things and barking relentlessly.
12:26They never used to do that kind of stuff.
12:28They're marking their territory.
12:29Maybe that's right.
12:30This is their new place.
12:31Is there somewhere we could go and maybe see if we can get them to relax a little?
12:35We have a place in here.
12:36This is their room.
12:37They feel safe in here, I guess, because it's so small and not so open.
12:41The things that I'm going to show you today, just a few little things, and the difference
12:44between just petting or stroking.
12:47We're just very gently moving the blood under the skin here.
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:51They're laying still.
12:52Exactly.
12:53I can't believe it.
12:54You can also take your finger and come up the leg like this.
12:57This is down.
12:58This is a little belly.
13:00I see.
13:01Wait a minute.
13:01Hold on.
13:02What's going on in here?
13:03Are you going to come help us massage?
13:05Massage?
13:05Yes.
13:06Why do we need a masseuse for the dogs?
13:07They need a little more attention to help them acclimate to this new territory.
13:13The little extra caring, the little extra TLC that you give them makes a difference.
13:17This is a connection and a bonding with them.
13:21I'm also giving them some Reiki energy healing, which works on the animal energy field.
13:27I don't know, man.
13:29Like, I can't believe how calm Molly is right now.
13:31They're always bouncing off the wall.
13:33That's because she's got everybody in the same room.
13:34If everybody leaves the room, she'll freak out like she always does.
13:37Well, we're all here.
13:38We're having a wonderful look at these guys here.
13:39Great.
13:40Look at them.
13:40They're so mellow.
13:42Well, everybody had some good work today.
13:45Everybody's got smiles on their faces, and they're all relaxed.
13:50Okay, great.
13:51Have a good day.
13:52Thanks.
13:53Hey, whoever did these floors did a pretty good job.
13:55I know.
13:56Question.
13:57What?
14:03Hey, hey, hey.
14:04Yo.
14:05I've already taken the dogs to yoga, tried doggy massage, and don't think I'm crazy, but I'm
14:12having this lady come over.
14:13Where she does, like, dog readings.
14:15What do you mean, dog meetings?
14:17Like she's a communicator.
14:18What is she going to tell us if we don't already know about our dog?
14:21Well, I don't know.
14:21I'm just going to try it.
14:23Ow, ow, ow.
14:24Oh, did she bite you?
14:26Yeah, look.
14:27Is my nose bleeding?
14:29Yeah.
14:29Oh, my God.
14:31I did bite you.
14:33Wow.
14:33She just about bit the tip of your nose off.
14:35Yeah, um, definitely, uh, we need to do something about these animals.
14:48They're acting like they're on the warpath.
14:50I don't know if a pet psycho will help.
14:52I'm going to try.
14:52Yeah, bring, bring whoever you need to bring in here.
15:01Bring a shrink, bring a psycho.
15:03Bring a, bring a damn straight jacket.
15:06We have formed a very close bond when you were a young boy in Italy.
15:13I am muscles.
15:16I love the little Italian boy.
15:21Hogan knows best.
15:22Hogan knows best.
15:33Hello.
15:35I wonder if she's catching any vibes off of these dogs already.
15:38Oh, my.
15:39Hello, how are you?
15:40Hi, very good.
15:41Come on in.
15:42I'm Linda.
15:42How are you?
15:43I'm Rose.
15:43Nice to meet you.
15:44Thank you for coming out.
15:45My pleasure.
15:46Well, we just moved here, and my dogs are kind of acting weird.
15:50Okay.
15:50So I was hoping maybe you could shed some light on the subject.
15:52And see what they're thinking.
15:54Okay.
15:54Hello, how are you?
15:55Hey, very good.
15:56Are you a dog psychic or all animal psychic?
15:59Um, pretty much animals.
16:01Good, because we got a bunch of crazy animals.
16:04Hey.
16:04Okay, so how does this work?
16:11I just use my pendulum and kind of focus here on this letter board and let them kind of talk
16:17through me.
16:18Can you talk about this one, maybe?
16:20This is muscles.
16:21You want to feel his aura or something?
16:23I am the spirit and the energy of that animal that you call muscles, but I am so much more
16:30than that.
16:30When you saw me for the first time, you felt at home like I have known you, and you had
16:35known me forever and ever.
16:37We have been human and pet, and pet and it's human many times.
16:42There are so many more energetic levels, and on all those other levels, I am fine and dandy.
16:49Can you read this one?
16:51This is Molly.
16:52Molly, are you ready to get read?
16:53There is no accident that I am sitting here on your lap, you know, Brooke, because we have
17:01formed a very close bond in another life.
17:05When you were a young boy in Italy, and I was this big, huge, grand dog, you were a street
17:15child who had been left on its own.
17:17Wow.
17:18You know what's so weird, what you were saying?
17:21A young Italian boy gave her the dog.
17:23Oh, really?
17:24Yeah, it's really crazy.
17:27Read this one.
17:29Foxy.
17:31I am Foxy.
17:33I know that I am slowing down.
17:36Sorry, that's what you said.
17:40But I still have much love to offer and guidance to give you.
17:45As my spirit moves on, as it eventually will, I will still be with you.
17:50I will be as close as ever.
17:52We will be connected in an even stronger and brighter bond.
17:58Because she is nice and funny.
18:00Dude, this chick is ridiculous.
18:02I can tell you what the dogs are saying.
18:03I am a fool.
18:07I am not gay, but cookie humps me.
18:15I am having fun in Miami.
18:19I love the little Italian boy.
18:24Wow.
18:25Well, thank you so much for coming today.
18:28I think you did a great job.
18:30I have to tell you, that was pretty interesting to hear all of that.
18:32Because these animals have just been going crazy.
18:35I can't figure out if I'm not doing something right, or they just want to go back home, or
18:40what.
18:41They all seem like they're okay, and they're going to make it, though, from what you say.
18:45Yep, yep.
18:45It seemed to me that the basic message would be that they just wanted to be around, you
18:51know, your energy, that they were here to love and support you, and that that's what
18:55was important to them.
18:56I just want to be with the people.
18:58That's right.
18:59That I have to give them more attention, and they need to know we love them.
19:03Ready?
19:03Here we go.
19:09Let's play.
19:09Let's play.
19:10High five.
19:14Here I go.
19:15Here I go.
19:15Hurry up.
19:16That's love.
19:17I love you.
19:18Mwah.
19:24I think that the psychologist did a good job, or whatever you want to call her.
19:28The telecommunication dog thing.
19:30Yeah, the lady did a good job.
19:32She was telling us what you were thinking, what was going on in your little pea brain.
19:36What was happening?
19:37That you need massages, and that you need love.
19:40They're all happy and adjusted.
19:41They're calm.
19:42Look at Cookie.
19:43She doesn't got a care in the world.
19:44Bird's even happy.
19:46I guess I've been so busy around the house, I haven't given him enough attention.
19:49But now that we've spent more time with him, they're much better.
19:53Oh, what?
19:55What'd you say?
19:56Ruh-rope.
19:57Don't tell me he's telecommunicating with you now.
19:59Okay, I can't believe you just said that.
20:01Is Cookie really saying something?
20:03That I need more attention?
20:04Whoa.
20:05You've got to be kidding me.
20:07Cookie told me to ask you something.
20:08What?
20:08Do you want to play ruff?
20:11Would you?
20:11Ruff.
20:12Ruff.
20:13You're not getting enough attention?
20:14No, I'm not.
20:15You want to have that little rolling technique.
20:17Yeah, baby.
20:18Don't you?
20:19All up and down your spine.
20:20Roll right up, aren't you?
20:21Woo-hoo!
20:22Oh, God.
20:23Oh, no.
20:24Let's go.
20:24Let's go.
20:24Let's see what we get ourselves into again.
20:25Cookie wants to play doggy style.
20:27Ew!
20:28Not a bad idea, Cookie.
20:29Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:31Ruff.
20:32Ruff.
20:32Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:33Ruff.
20:34Ruff.
20:34Ruff.
20:34Ruff.
20:34Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:35Ruff.
20:36Ruff. Ruff.
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