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00:00This week on Hogan Knows Best, Linda decides it's time to hulk up without the help of yours truly.
00:06I'm trying to get back in shape again.
00:07But after a trainer that gets a little too personal.
00:10You have a beautiful smile.
00:13Why is he touching?
00:14Go. I'm not going to tell you again. You get your little f***ing ass out of my house.
00:18In a gym class that's a joke.
00:19I'm going to do what I call pissed off cat.
00:24Will she finally realize that when it comes to physical perfection.
00:28I'm five pounds heavier.
00:29Why don't you give me a chance?
00:31Only Hogan Knows Best.
00:33You got your swell on, kid.
00:39Yo.
00:40Uh-huh.
00:41Hold on.
00:41Yo, Linda.
00:42Did you call the kids?
00:45Nick.
00:46Mom.
00:47Where are you?
00:48Mom.
00:48Where is everybody?
01:00Hogan Knows Best.
01:02Hogan Knows Best.
01:15Brooke, shouldn't you have more of a covering shirt on?
01:17I have boob tape on.
01:19Dad.
01:21Hey, guess what?
01:22I actually attempted to run.
01:26To run?
01:26Trying to get back in shape again.
01:27I know how I want to get for summer.
01:29No way I would ever put on a bikini right now.
01:31And I never thought that it would happen to me.
01:33I never thought that I would ever get sick of working out.
01:35I never thought that I would ever get fat.
01:37I just don't know what I'm doing.
01:38I just think if I had a partner or a training buddy, you know, I mean, everybody has workout
01:42partners.
01:43Like, you.
01:43What about me?
01:44I'll be your workout partner.
01:45Because it's too hard and you take too long.
01:47Oh, please.
01:48You do workouts like you spend a long time doing chest, back, and bys, you know?
01:53Oh, my gosh.
01:54I don't need a bigger back.
01:55My bra barely fits now.
01:56No, no, no, no, no.
01:58What are you smiling about?
01:59You're thinking about something.
02:00I think it's funny that you don't want to train with dad.
02:03You know, there are people that would pay hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars
02:06to train with the greatest mortal man of all times.
02:10I need somebody that is professional.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:14And that knows how to scope a woman's body.
02:16Please.
02:16You know what I mean?
02:17I just need somebody that knows what they're doing.
02:19I'll see if I can find somebody that actually is an expert.
02:22Maybe I can find one of these guys that maybe they've been training four or five years.
02:34Oh, Green, what's up?
02:35Nothing, bro.
02:36What's up?
02:36Hey, I need you to do me a favor.
02:37Do you know any good trainers?
02:39Yeah.
02:40What's up?
02:40Linda wants to start working out.
02:42And for some reason, she doesn't want to work out with me.
02:45Yeah, I'll make it up if I'm close.
02:47I'll find you somebody, all right?
02:48All right.
02:49All right.
02:50All right.
02:50I'll talk to you later.
02:51Later.
02:51Hello.
03:04Hello.
03:05I'm here to get Linda in shape.
03:08Oh, you're the trainer.
03:09Exactly.
03:09Bye.
03:12I'll get the door.
03:13Bye.
03:14How are you?
03:14I'm Linda.
03:15Nice to meet you.
03:15Nice to meet you.
03:16We're just going to sit around here.
03:19You have a beautiful smile.
03:23So now, about myself.
03:25I've been training for many years.
03:27It was Mr. Slovakia in 95 and went to America and came here and did Mr. Florida in 96.
03:33Now, what are your expectations from me?
03:35I want to feel revitalized.
03:37I want to get in bathing suit shape now.
03:39We'll get you in bathing suit shape.
03:41Yeah.
03:41This is what we're going to do.
03:44I will run you through a test workout.
03:45Okay.
03:46I want to see what is your strength level and endurance level.
03:50And then, we'll go from there.
03:52I'm in.
03:53Sounds good?
03:53I like it.
03:54Good.
03:55On the table, we're going to do push-ups.
03:57Okay.
03:58Keep your butt down.
03:59Inhale as you go down.
04:01Mm-hmm.
04:02Exhale as you go up.
04:04Let's see how many you can do.
04:06Good.
04:07Butt down.
04:07Butt down.
04:08Good.
04:08And then, let's do it.
04:11One.
04:13Two.
04:13Two.
04:14Three.
04:16Seven.
04:17And last one.
04:18Come on.
04:18Give me one more.
04:19One more.
04:19And eight.
04:20Good job.
04:21Those are hard.
04:22Give me five.
04:22You see?
04:23Woo!
04:24Look at that pump on.
04:26Like, that's what your dad usually says.
04:27Exactly.
04:28Oh, sorry.
04:28Now, what are we doing?
04:29Now, we're doing the ball.
04:31Okay.
04:31Now, put the ball a little bit lower like this.
04:33Good.
04:33Because it's going to roll.
04:35Inhale.
04:36And exhale as you go up.
04:38In a one-fluid motion.
04:43I'm already working out, babe.
04:44You're working out.
04:45Let's go.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:47No, I said good job.
04:49It's hard work.
04:49Not bad.
04:50Not bad.
04:50Hey, man.
04:51How are you doing?
04:51Nice to meet you.
04:51Martin.
04:52Martin?
04:53He looks like a young Brutus.
04:55Yeah.
04:56I am like myself.
04:58Babe, he was Mr. Slovakia.
05:01Slovakia?
05:02Yeah.
05:02Is that near Transylvania?
05:04If you don't know so far, why would you want to know?
05:06Well, damn.
05:10I like how you perform on your test.
05:12So, I'll see you in a couple of days.
05:14It was a pleasure.
05:14So nice to meet you.
05:15We'll get you in shape.
05:16Okay.
05:17Make it a good day.
05:18I used to have real thin, greasy hair just like that, too.
05:23Oh, come on.
05:24He's really good, though.
05:25I swear.
05:26He was a bodybuilder.
05:27He was huge.
05:27He was a fat ****.
05:29All right.
05:30You guys are the exact same height.
05:31He knows just what he's doing with the working out.
05:33As far as for me, I love it.
05:34I think this is going to be a good thing for me.
05:36That's awesome.
05:37I'm going to call Vince and see if he needs any **** wrestlers.
05:40That'd be great.
05:41Let's go.
05:48And breathe.
05:50Breathing is very important.
05:54Jumping jack.
05:55Again?
05:55One, two, three, four.
05:59Very nice.
06:01Am I in the right position here?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Keep your legs.
06:04So, what I do, like this.
06:05Okay.
06:09Feel it?
06:10Yeah.
06:10Good.
06:11I'm going to check on your mom.
06:15All right.
06:18One, two.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:22Why is he making mom do jumping jacks?
06:26Four, five, baby.
06:29So, why is he touching it?
06:32Well, that's what your mom wants, you know?
06:34He's funny looking.
06:35I don't know what his deal is.
06:36Maybe take her back to Switzerland with him.
06:39Am I going to talk to your mom about this one?
06:40When I watched the wrestling, it was so **** fake to me.
06:45You get the **** out of my house now.
06:46You disrespect me and my house.
06:48I apologize.
06:48You get your little **** ass out of my house.
06:50I'm not going to tell you again.
06:51I'm starting to think you're just jealous.
06:53Happy dog.
06:55Why is he happy?
06:56Happy dog.
06:56Hogan knows best.
07:01Hogan knows best.
07:06Hogan knows best.
07:12Finish it up with five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten.
07:20Good job.
07:22Let me cool off.
07:23How was the workout?
07:24It was so good.
07:25I needed to start this.
07:27Getting your endorphins flowing, you know?
07:29Yeah.
07:30She has a great genetics.
07:31Yeah.
07:31She's got to get skinnier.
07:33It's all about being positive and never giving up.
07:35Pushing yourself beyond the pain barrier.
07:37All right.
07:38Martin, what's your last name?
07:39My last name is ****.
07:40****.
07:41Yes.
07:41What type of name is that?
07:43Italian?
07:44You kind of like gave me an attitude last time.
07:47You asked me where I'm from.
07:47Yeah.
07:48It's not important.
07:49I am a man.
07:49Why ask everybody where they're from?
07:51Martin, we better call this.
07:52I wanted to show you who I am.
07:54I am the guy that doesn't watch TV for three years.
07:57I don't want to be domesticated, okay?
07:59So I don't know you.
08:01When I was a kid and I watched the wrestling, it was so **** fake to me.
08:04You know?
08:04It was like terrible.
08:05Just so you know.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Because when you're in my house, I'm going to tell you something right now.
08:10You would use the word **** fake in my house again.
08:13You'll never come back in this **** house again.
08:15Okay.
08:15You understand that ****?
08:16Yeah.
08:16You understand that?
08:17Why are you calling me an ****?
08:18Because you cleaned your **** mouth up in my house.
08:21Okay.
08:21I appreciate it.
08:21And you get the **** out of my house now.
08:23I, okay.
08:24You go.
08:24I apologize.
08:25No, you go.
08:26Okay.
08:27You're gone.
08:28Yeah.
08:28Go.
08:29I'm not going to tell you again.
08:30You get out of my house.
08:31Yes, I apologize.
08:31And you disrespect me and my house.
08:32I apologize.
08:33You get your **** out of my house.
08:35You get out of my house.
08:36I'm going to tell you one more time.
08:38Get out of my house.
08:40I will.
08:41But this is a misunderstanding.
08:42Yeah, so you go.
08:44Okay.
08:47I can't believe that just happened.
08:50Nick heard that one escalated.
08:52You meathead.
08:54I'm the meathead.
08:55You're sticking up for the trainer.
08:57Who cares what he talks about and what he's saying?
08:59It was going in one of my ears and out of the other.
09:01I was just having fun with him.
09:01I got lost in the conversation.
09:03I couldn't even track on what you guys were talking about anymore.
09:04I was trying to have fun with him.
09:05He's going to switch gears on me and hit me with a **** wrestling out of nowhere.
09:08I don't know, but I'm starting to think you're just jealous.
09:12I'm not jealous.
09:13At the end of the day, if you really want to lose some weight and get in shape, you need
09:17to let me work my magic on you, and I'll get it done.
09:20I'll never get anything done.
09:22We'll get a lot done, and you'll get in shape.
09:23I'm just going to go to the gym and just see what everybody else is doing.
09:26I'm going to go take some classes.
09:27Babe, I'll just figure it out on my own, okay?
09:28I was just wondering if you guys have classes here, because I'm trying to get myself going,
09:45you know, get back into it.
09:46Yeah, and we have some awesome classes to choose from.
09:49Like what?
09:50We have pole dancing, and we do it in heels.
09:52Ooh.
09:53Super fun.
09:53That is my kind of workout, in heels.
09:56You're not doing that class.
09:57Thank you, anyways, what else do you have?
09:59We have a relaxation class, and after that, we have another class called Absolutely Hilarious.
10:05It's abs, actually, but it's taught by a comedian.
10:08Does that sound good for you guys?
10:09Yeah, that's good.
10:10I'm going to walk you guys upstairs.
10:13The relaxation class has just started.
10:15Oh, I'm so nervous.
10:16You'll be fine.
10:17Okay, class, coming to the top of your mat.
10:20This is already getting good.
10:22Then we're going to come to a seated position.
10:25Take a deep breath in.
10:26On the deep breath, you're going to expand your abdominals.
10:28On the exhale, you're going to pull it in.
10:30Inhale, deep breath.
10:34And exhale, exhale, exhale.
10:36And lay down.
10:39Good.
10:40Relax your legs.
10:41Relax your arms.
10:43Make sure you relax your facial muscles.
10:45Your jaw, your tongue, release.
10:49Good.
10:50Close your eyes and relax.
10:51Allowing the muscle to melt off the bone.
10:57Now we're going to use the snake exhalation.
11:00Inhale, deep breath.
11:01We're going to hiss through our teeth.
11:02So thanks for coming to class.
11:15Oh my God, did you like it?
11:16Yeah, I liked it.
11:17So I mean, this is my kind of workout.
11:18You know, my favorite part of the class was?
11:20Hmm.
11:21Act like you're sleeping.
11:23Relax.
11:24But you know what?
11:24I could see myself doing this.
11:26So the next class, I guess, is the absolutely hilarious class.
11:31That's going to be pretty good.
11:33Hello.
11:35Hey, guys.
11:36This is our first class with you here, so we're going to check it out.
11:39It is.
11:39So I have some abdominal virgins.
11:42This is the comedy abs class, and you kind of laugh.
11:45Okay.
11:46I like it.
11:46It's okay to laugh.
11:47Okay.
11:48First thing we're going to do, everybody lay all the way back.
11:51Put your legs up in the air.
11:53Legs over your head if you can.
11:55And if I could do this, I wouldn't be going out on Saturday night.
12:00Okay, everybody roll it over for a second.
12:02We're going to do what I call pissed off cat.
12:04You've got to make the sound.
12:07Okay?
12:08You ready?
12:09Everybody pissed off cat.
12:10One, two, three.
12:16Where are the girls out here?
12:20One, two, three.
12:25I can't believe they punked me out for that.
12:29Okay, good.
12:29Now we're going to do happy dog.
12:32Okay, loosen up the back.
12:33Loosen up the abs.
12:34Why is he happy?
12:35Okay, sit up.
12:44Suck it in.
12:45Girls, you're in a bikini.
12:46Somebody cute walks by.
12:47Come on, girls.
12:47There's like two straight guys in South Beach.
12:49Suck it in.
12:54I don't know.
12:54That's working out.
12:55We're in trouble.
12:56Everybody go create yourself a beautiful day.
12:59Fierce Deluxe.
13:00Good job.
13:03Tip jar is on top of the table.
13:05I'll be here all week.
13:10Hey, hey, hey.
13:11Hey, hey.
13:12Oh, look who's here.
13:14You guys, did you guys break a sweat in your laughing class?
13:17Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Did you have a great time meeting your angry cat?
13:22Yes.
13:23How about the dog?
13:25That's enough of that.
13:25It wasn't very difficult, but it does feel like it did something.
13:29It's not like working out with me, but I guess you're your angry cat and your...
13:32Horny dog.
13:33What do you mean, horny dog?
13:35Oh, I'm sorry.
13:36That's your pose.
13:36What's up, pretty lady?
14:01My weight.
14:03Your weight?
14:04I'm five pounds heavier.
14:05I don't believe this.
14:07I knew the laughing hyena ab class you were taking and relax your fat away basically wasn't
14:14going to work.
14:16Nick, why can't I just be skinny like you?
14:18Because I'm young.
14:19I'll be fat one day, too.
14:20Hey, why don't you give me a chance?
14:24Give it a couple weeks with me, and I guarantee you in about two weeks we'll drop about 10 pounds.
14:28You're sure this is going to work?
14:29I'm positive.
14:30You're not going to keep me in the gym for four hours every single time, right?
14:33Can you give me an hour every day?
14:35An hour I could do.
14:37I knew sooner or later you'd come around.
14:39You're lucky that I still need you for something.
14:44Brother!
14:44You know what day it is?
14:58It's training day.
15:007 a.m.
15:01Time to rock.
15:02No, baby.
15:03Let's go.
15:05Later.
15:06I'm sleeping, honey.
15:09I'm so tired.
15:11Come on, baby.
15:11Let's go.
15:11My trainer used to come at, like, when I was up and I was awake.
15:15I'm not, like, totally awake yet.
15:17Baby, can we do it in, like, two hours or something?
15:20No.
15:20Ten more minutes.
15:2120.
15:2315.
15:2430.
15:25No.
15:2615 minutes.
15:27All right.
15:29Yo, Linda.
15:30Let's go.
15:31We must.
15:33We must.
15:34We must improve our best.
15:36I cannot work out, honey.
15:37Quick whining and complaining.
15:38I got the plan.
15:39Keep that pace up.
15:43Hogan knows best.
15:48Hogan knows best.
15:58Yo, Linda.
15:59Let's go.
16:01Yeah, I'm ready.
16:03Can we just have some breakfast before we go?
16:05How about eggs?
16:06No, no, no.
16:07Hold on.
16:07Put a little teeny gas in your tank.
16:09Come here.
16:10What is that?
16:11Perfect amount of carbs, perfect amount of fat.
16:13Perfect amount of protein just to kickstart you.
16:15Get the engine running.
16:17Get the metabolic rate up.
16:19Let's roll.
16:20All right.
16:20Come on.
16:21You can nibble on this in the car.
16:27Let's get back to the old basics.
16:29The old school stuff.
16:30We'll start over here.
16:31Lay down.
16:33All right.
16:34There you go.
16:37Where does this work out?
16:40Your armpits?
16:44Come on.
16:46Give me one more.
16:47That's awesome.
16:49That's good.
16:50That's chest.
16:50Let me put these up.
16:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:56Gym etiquette.
16:58Okay.
16:58You want to come to your back real quick?
17:00Okay.
17:01You know what you're doing?
17:02Yeah, I like that.
17:02Pull in front, down.
17:04Yeah, I like that.
17:05To your chest.
17:05There you go.
17:06One.
17:07We must.
17:08We must.
17:09We must improve our bust.
17:11The bigger, the better, the tighter, the sweater.
17:13The boys will come to us.
17:16That's pretty good stuff.
17:17That's good.
17:18That's awesome.
17:19All right, you want to work on the back of your arms a little bit?
17:20Yeah.
17:21Okay, I'll put something on here that's not too taxing, but you know what you do?
17:26You put your thumbs over.
17:27Yeah.
17:27Get it down right here, under your chest.
17:29That looks so heavy.
17:30You push it.
17:30Well, it's a mere penance compared to what I usually use.
17:34Is that easy for you?
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:36I usually use about four times as much weight.
17:38You can see how it's just blowing the tricep out of size.
17:42Okay, we'll use real light weight just for shape, okay?
17:45Okay.
17:46I don't want 24-inch pythons.
17:49All right, get your python butter with your thumbs over.
17:51Oh, my gosh.
17:53This is so heavy.
17:55Too much weight.
17:56No, that weight's perfect for you.
17:58You're as strong as the ox.
18:00One more after that.
18:01Go.
18:01Last one.
18:02You're towards your head.
18:03Okay, good.
18:04All right, there you go.
18:05Let's do some bicep.
18:06Pull it nice and easy.
18:08Oh, yeah.
18:09That's awesome.
18:11See, isn't this better than having a man that doesn't even watch TV train you?
18:16I don't even watch TV.
18:17That's the type of man I am.
18:18Oh.
18:19Huh?
18:20One more.
18:22All right, good.
18:23All right, good job.
18:24Oh, my arms are so sore.
18:25You got your swell arms, kid.
18:27Yeah.
18:27Hey, you.
18:40Let's go work out.
18:41I cannot work out, honey.
18:43Quit whining and complaining.
18:43I got the plan.
18:44I knew you'd be sore with the upper body, so I've got the lower body plan.
18:47So grab your coffee.
18:49Let's rock the world, girl.
18:50Cheese and crackers.
18:51Give me a kiss.
18:55Give me a kiss.
18:56Ow!
18:58Brother.
19:00Keep that pace up.
19:01Am I almost done?
19:10A couple more minutes.
19:12A couple?
19:13Yeah.
19:16That's a pretty good workout.
19:18Oh.
19:18You're going to eat pudding right now in front of me?
19:23Would your pudding in?
19:24I'll let you lick the spoon when I'm done.
19:26Hogan knows best.
19:53Yes!
19:54Oh, my God.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:58Are you wiping your cheese on your carpet?
20:00Yeah, you can't see it.
20:01On your crotch?
20:03No, it's wiping the cheesies on the carpet.
20:04Oh, my carpet.
20:05Because he says you can't see it.
20:06Nick!
20:07One of the dogs come in here and lick everything.
20:09You guys, you're not even going to believe this.
20:11I have lost over 10 pounds!
20:14Oh, my God!
20:15I'm ready for my bathing suit close-up.
20:17Hey, whose responsibility is it?
20:19Yes, dear.
20:20You have the perfect method.
20:22I'm going to have to give it to you.
20:23Yay!
20:23I am so proud of myself.
20:27Makes your boobs look bigger.
20:29Dad!
20:29It's true.
20:31Smaller waist, bigger chest, brother.
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