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00:00This week on Hogan Knows Best.
00:02You know how every year we talk about a vacation and we all think, okay, where are we going to go?
00:05I want to go to Wyoming!
00:07That's not a vacation.
00:09Linda decides we're going to be cowboys for a week.
00:13So what exactly are we cleaning up here?
00:15This is a bunch of horse s***.
00:17But after a little horsing around.
00:18Come on, rope that calf, man.
00:20We're going to melt this trip for all it's worth.
00:23Hey, yo.
00:24And that's no bull.
00:25Oh, man, that's a big bull.
00:27Hey, yo, boo-boo bear.
00:32I want to go get a picnic basket.
00:38Yo.
00:39Hold on.
00:40Yo, Linda.
00:41Did you call the kids?
00:44Nick.
00:45Mom.
00:46I'm telling you.
00:57Where is everybody?
01:04Hogan Knows Best.
01:13Don't look at how pregnant I look.
01:15Are you pregnant?
01:16I wish.
01:16At 46 years old, you wish you were pregnant.
01:19I wouldn't have so many damn dogs if I had another baby.
01:23You almost died having Nick.
01:24Well, Nick was like Wedge.
01:26He just never popped out.
01:28And I was like this, going like this, going, please, please, kid.
01:32Come on, wiggle up there.
01:33Come on.
01:34Come on.
01:35Put it in second gear and let's go.
01:37Nick was burning his tires in the first gear.
01:39Okay.
01:40You know how every year we talk about a vacation and we all think, okay, where are we going to go?
01:43You got to pick yours, Bahamas, you got to go to Hawaii, yours was Hard Rock, Orlando.
01:47It's my turn to pick this time.
01:49Think west.
01:50You get to wear jeans, cowboy boots, cowboy hat, ride horses.
01:54I want to go to Wyoming.
01:56Why Wyoming?
01:57The countryside there is beautiful.
01:59When you actually get to go to the mountains and you breathe the fresh air.
02:02Linda, stop.
02:03You get to go horseback riding.
02:05Linda.
02:05You guys would so love it.
02:07You know, when I think back, being a little girl growing up on the farm.
02:10We used to go out and pick figs.
02:12We used to roll pasta and go herd sheep with my grandma, Frank.
02:16That's not a vacation.
02:18We're going to learn how to horseback ride.
02:22God, would you guys just shut up and listen for a minute?
02:28I'm scared to death of horses, but if I could learn to ride one, I'd love it.
02:32Are there hot cowboys and stuff?
02:34Probably.
02:34I think they are on there.
02:35She'll go.
02:36Now it's up to you.
02:37Nick, you have to go.
02:38Three against one.
02:39You just promised me there was going to be a little bit of fun in Wyoming.
02:41Oh, heck yeah.
02:43Dude, there's horses and cows and chickens.
02:46I'm in.
02:46I'll go.
02:47I'm going to book it.
02:48It's going to be great.
02:49Hey, yo, boo-boo bear.
02:50I want to go get a picnic basket.
02:53Whatever.
02:53Here we go.
02:54Here we go.
03:01I want to go.
03:03Home, home on the beach.
03:06Where the deer and the antelope play.
03:11Boom!
03:14She'll be coming around that apple and she comes.
03:18Yeah!
03:19Come on, Nick.
03:20Join in.
03:21Here we are, kids, the old west.
03:27Oh, it's cold.
03:28Oh, gosh.
03:29Anyone want to hit the pool?
03:30Welcome to Wyoming, Nick.
03:31Welcome to Wyoming.
03:33Hey, good to see you.
03:35How are you?
03:36Glad you made it.
03:37Yeah.
03:41This is our only stoplight.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:45Well, you better enjoy it.
03:46It's literally like a one-horse town.
03:48You guys have, like, a Walgreens running around?
03:50Oh, man.
03:52We have one of the old-style, old drugstores, you know.
03:54What about a McDonald's?
03:55No, no McDonald's.
03:57Oh, no.
03:57Oh, I love it.
03:59We're just about to shell.
04:01Population 50.
04:03Oh, my gosh.
04:04I can't wait to go back to Miami.
04:06Well, quit being all stiff.
04:11Well, welcome to your home.
04:12Yay, it's beautiful.
04:14We made it.
04:15Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
04:18Holy s***.
04:18I want to move here.
04:21Wait till you see inside.
04:22I want a ranch.
04:24Does your phone work?
04:25No.
04:26Why do you want it to work?
04:28I'd love for my phone to work.
04:30If you like, I can show you your rooms real quick.
04:32This is your mom and dad's room.
04:33It's like a hotel, but it's in a cabin.
04:35Well, this is your house.
04:36It's no one else's here.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:39You're kidding.
04:40You get to be in here.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43This is mine.
04:44It's all yours.
04:45Look at my room.
04:46My room.
04:47There's going to be a mountain girl with mommy.
04:50I'm going to just run up and change real quick.
04:52This is Nick?
04:53That's Nick, yeah.
04:54Oh, cool.
04:55Nick, your room is awesome.
04:56Wow.
04:56There's the mini bar.
04:58Come on, Brooke.
04:59Get dressed.
05:00Put your overalls on.
05:01Nick, where's your overalls?
05:02I bought you.
05:03Why are you so insisting on the overalls?
05:05Come on.
05:07Jerry, make them wear them.
05:08Nick, wear them.
05:09Oh, God.
05:10March.
05:11Okay, everybody.
05:12I'm ready to go.
05:13Oh, I don't think so.
05:15Look at how kinky's on.
05:16Woo!
05:17I like it.
05:18Those are really sexy, especially with firm tan thighs.
05:21She can't wear that.
05:22Why?
05:22Nobody's out here in the world.
05:23She can't wear that one.
05:24Don't be stupid, all right?
05:26Put your overalls on.
05:28You're a jolly brand.
05:31These are ugly.
05:32Aren't they supposed to go overall?
05:35All right.
05:36There you go.
05:36He's totally unattractive.
05:39There he is.
05:40Let's just roll.
05:41There you go.
05:43Those look good on you.
05:44They're actually really tight and uncomfortable.
05:47I wanted to take them off right now.
05:50What we're going to do now is we're going to run down to the barn.
05:52We're going to get you in the arena inside, and you guys are going to do a little roping.
05:55Oh.
05:57I love it.
05:58It's going to be cool.
06:01What's up, guys?
06:02Jerry, this is Stuart Reed.
06:03He's our head wrangler.
06:04How are you doing?
06:05How are you doing?
06:05He'll introduce you to his staff down here.
06:07Nick, how's it going?
06:08Pleasure to meet you.
06:09You too, sir.
06:10I love how you guys are dressed.
06:13You guys are real ones, people.
06:16The objective is to swing it around your head like this, and you'll catch it.
06:20Okay?
06:21You can do it.
06:22Okay.
06:23Where am I at here?
06:24You've got to mess that.
06:25Uh-oh.
06:28This sucks.
06:30It's getting around my wrist.
06:31Don't hit me in the head with that.
06:32All right.
06:33All right.
06:33What am I doing here?
06:35I'm all f***ed up.
06:36I can't do it.
06:38I'm so over this.
06:41Come on.
06:42Rope that calf, man.
06:43Rope it.
06:45Yeah.
06:46I got it.
06:48Oh, my gosh.
06:49Can I stand out there and you rub me?
06:52Try it.
06:53He's roping cattle.
06:55Move.
06:55Notice how big his hole is to catch you, Mom.
06:58Oh, shut up.
07:01Oh, you're crazy.
07:03Come on.
07:04Feels good to be all roped up.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Come on.
07:16We're supposed to be doing chores and stuff this morning.
07:19It's 6.30.
07:20Everybody's up early.
07:21This is a different kind of vacation.
07:24Come on.
07:24Let's go.
07:29So what exactly are we cleaning up here?
07:31This is a bunch of horse s***.
07:33Huh.
07:34This is a great vacation.
07:36Ew.
07:37Oh, that is gross.
07:39That's good.
07:40It's always good.
07:41I just got, like, a spot in the mirror.
07:44Oh.
07:46This job sucks.
07:51So you're a cowboy, right?
07:56Yeah.
07:57So do you have, like, a cowgirlfriend?
08:00No.
08:01Oh, because she thinks you're cute.
08:02Oh, my God, Nick.
08:03Stop.
08:04Well, I am cute.
08:05I mean, honestly.
08:07Brooke, you guys make a cute s*** shovel and cover.
08:09Nick, stop teasing me, okay?
08:12Brooke, you should sing for him.
08:14I'd rather clean s***.
08:15Oh, man.
08:17I'm just kidding, Brooke.
08:19Got some more work.
08:21Let's take it off here and stack it along this fence.
08:24Uh-huh.
08:24And all the steers will come up and start eating it.
08:26I'd even throw something a little farther out there, Nick, if you can.
08:29Whoa, ho, ho, ho.
08:31Come here, Mama.
08:33Ow.
08:35It's cold out here.
08:36Probably about 85, 89 in Hawaii.
08:38The temperature here is about 40.
08:40So what do I do when she wants to eat poop?
08:42Do you like this?
08:43No.
08:44When you guys are finished up, we got just a little more left to do.
08:46Come on, Farmer Hogan.
08:48That end is supposed to be vacation.
08:52It's freezing.
08:53Why do we got to do some new chores?
08:56Oh, man.
08:57I'm sorry, but I like this.
08:59It's fun.
09:00Some real cowboy work going on here.
09:03Oh, boy.
09:06Pretty simple.
09:07Push up, and it will push the milk out.
09:10Uh-huh.
09:10And then you squeeze down to the bottom.
09:12Then you can just do it again.
09:16Uh-uh.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, you're doing it.
09:25That's beautiful.
09:26Those are some big nipples.
09:28Nick, stick your head down there.
09:29Get a drink.
09:30Oh.
09:32Did she release, like, 1% milk or, like, 2% milk or something?
09:37That's pretty wild.
09:38Hey, yo.
09:43We have one bull out.
09:44We need to kick back into the bull pasture.
09:46Okay.
09:47Jerry, if you just want to keep this gate right here, Nick and I are going to go over there,
09:51and when they bring him around, we're just going to kick him right through this hole.
09:53All right, Nick, be careful.
09:54So this is like a bull.
09:57He's bigger than the bullfighter bulls.
09:59Sounds safe.
10:00Hey, Nick, I'm glad you're not wearing red.
10:02You see him right down there in the willows?
10:04Oh, f*** that.
10:05Here it comes.
10:06Those sticks are the hug on you.
10:07Stanley, go ahead.
10:08Go get him.
10:09That is a mountain of an animal.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:13Look at Stanley working it.
10:14Oh, s***.
10:15Get him out of there.
10:16Look him out.
10:18Oh, man.
10:19That's a big bull.
10:20Stanley, look him out.
10:21Get him.
10:21Move back farther away.
10:23They ain't going to tell me twice.
10:24Flip his leg off.
10:25Flip his leg off.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27Get him, boy.
10:28Woo-hoo.
10:28Thank you, guys.
10:30Dude, that bull started walking towards us.
10:31I just took off.
10:32I knew he thought it was coming after me.
10:35Uh-uh.
10:35I don't play that game.
10:37Come on up here.
10:39We're just going to try it just a little bit.
10:40Oh, f***.
10:42Come on.
10:43Let's go.
10:45F***.
10:46Come on.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:51Hogan Knows Best.
10:58Hogan Knows Best.
11:10I just heard the horses coming.
11:12Oh, boy.
11:13Yay.
11:13I heard the horses coming.
11:14They'll be coming around that mountain when they come.
11:17When they come.
11:18Yeehaw.
11:18There's not much to hang on to here.
11:25You want to see how I got my toes and these stirrups?
11:26Yeah.
11:27In case we need a bale.
11:29Here, here, here.
11:30I'll show you how it's like to fall off the top of the cage real quick and survive.
11:33Okay.
11:34Here we go.
11:34You guys ready?
11:35Okay.
11:35Pull their head up.
11:37Ask them to go this way.
11:38Come on, this way.
11:39Come on, guy.
11:40Look at Nick's horse.
11:41Whoa.
11:43Whoa.
11:43Come on, Nick.
11:44Where are you going?
11:44Sure, we can walk down there if you want to.
11:47If you really feel like it.
11:52All right.
11:53We'll go this way.
11:53Come on.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Come on.
11:56Let's go.
12:00Come on.
12:03I'm great.
12:04Terry, shorten up on your reins a little bit.
12:06Come on.
12:07Let's go.
12:08Good boy.
12:09Come on up here.
12:13We're just going to try it just a little bit.
12:14Oh, you got to be kidding me.
12:16Oh, yeah.
12:20I think I'm bow-legged now.
12:22I can't believe I'm riding a horse with Hulk Hogan.
12:25This is the coolest thing ever.
12:27Look at those mountain formations up there.
12:28How gorgeous is that?
12:30This is great.
12:31Guys, wasn't this fun?
12:32This is awesome.
12:33This is great, Mom.
12:34I love this.
12:35This makes up for all the shoveling.
12:37You did your work, and now this is your reward.
12:39Fresh corn on the cob.
12:48Linda, look at this food.
12:49I am.
12:50I'm not believing it.
12:51That's good.
12:52Yeah.
12:53When we first came here, I was kind of skeptical about this whole thing.
12:56Yeah, me too.
12:57And I wanted to go to Hawaii, and I wanted to go to the Bahamas, but now I'm having a
12:59great time.
13:00The horseback riding was great.
13:01I've never done that before, so it was cool.
13:03I've been having, like, I think the most fun out of all of us.
13:05I've been really getting into it.
13:07Now, this is the milk that Brooke got out of old Belle today.
13:11Brooke, take a drink.
13:12I don't think I'm going to drink it.
13:13I like my milk pasteurized.
13:15Really?
13:15I'm not going to try that after all that work?
13:17Oh, come just one little sip.
13:19Come on.
13:20It's good.
13:21All right.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:26It's really good.
13:28I milked that today?
13:29Brooke, it's a shame that I'm going to be able to milk Belle tomorrow.
13:31Which box are you?
13:32Because Belle's on my plate.
13:33Oh, Nick.
13:34Oh, Nick.
13:35Oh, Nick.
13:36You're going to make me become a vegetarian.
13:45Isn't that great?
13:46It's so soothing and peaceful.
13:55Yay.
13:55Hey, I love that song.
13:57That's great.
13:59We should let everybody come in.
14:01It's getting cold out here.
14:03You're going to be kidding me.
14:04You want to take it inside?
14:06It's getting kind of chilly out here.
14:15Brooke's avoiding everyone and locked herself in a room.
14:18So I'm going to take everyone and offer them to use her bath.
14:21I'm going to take it in a room.
14:45I'm going to take it.
14:46Don't pee on the seat and we'll be good.
15:01Put the public restroom sign on your door.
15:03Oh, Nick did it, probably.
15:05I just took it off.
15:06Thanks.
15:07The whole place is full of people.
15:09How are we going to get all these people out of our house?
15:11Don't worry, I took the sign off the door.
15:16You look real enough.
15:35I can get broke pretty good at this.
15:46Oh, my God.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:59That isn't a deer.
16:01That's my brother.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03I'm going to kill him.
16:06Go ahead.
16:07Take my deer.
16:09Damn.
16:10Here's your bait.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:12Oh, no.
16:13They've got, like, little baby live worms that are just, like, alive and crawling and stuff,
16:17and they shove a hoof stick down their body.
16:21Hogan knows best.
16:27Hogan knows best.
16:34It is gorgeous.
16:36Well, good morning, everyone.
16:38Good morning.
16:39Well, we're going to run down here to the south end of the ranch.
16:41Wow, look at that.
16:44We're going to get out here and do a little shooting.
16:47Shoot them up.
16:48Nick, are you going to have a blast with this or what?
16:50Pretty cool.
16:53Yeehaw.
16:55This is country.
16:56We can go up here.
16:57We can pick a gun out.
16:58There you go.
16:59I brought a bunch of different calibers we can play with.
17:04F***.
17:04Do you have earplugs?
17:10Good.
17:10You got it.
17:11Yeehaw.
17:12Those are real bullets.
17:16Nick, be very careful with that.
17:20No, get away from me with that gun.
17:22Yeah, don't aim it toward anybody.
17:24It'd be stupid.
17:25Don't shoot yourself in the foot.
17:26Watch your feet.
17:27I'm watching my feet.
17:29Go ahead.
17:31Take my gun.
17:33Damn.
17:34Damn right.
17:35Brooke, are you going to do it?
17:39Hell no.
17:39Brooke, come on.
17:41I'm staying far away from me, man, because those things freak me out.
17:45I just think, you guys, you wouldn't be doing this stuff at the Ritz-Carlton in Hawaii.
17:48Oh, I'm just empty.
17:52Oh, no, I'm not.
17:54That was great.
17:56Damn, girl.
17:57It's almost hot.
18:00Whoa, she nailed it.
18:02You got it.
18:02I'll come in on time from now on.
18:04Don't worry.
18:05I'll be sitting there.
18:06Where have you been?
18:15We're going to go on top of the mountain, see if we can't catch fish.
18:19I'm going to give you guys one of the rods, and here's your bait.
18:22There you go.
18:23We got the worms.
18:26Yeah, it's out there.
18:30What do you think, dog?
18:31Having fun?
18:31Yeah.
18:32That was cool.
18:34Oh, you caught a tree.
18:35That's awesome.
18:36That's the biggest tree I've ever seen you catch.
18:40I like the fish from the grocery store better.
18:44Brooke, here's your bait.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47Oh, no.
18:48Now, look at that.
18:49Isn't that beautiful?
18:50Oh, that's disgusting.
18:52I don't know about this.
18:54Ew, the poor worm.
18:57How you doing, buddy?
18:58Oh, no, he's half dead.
19:00I can't do this.
19:02It's killing the worm.
19:03He broke in half.
19:04Brooke, you just drowned that worm.
19:06I did not choose to drown the worm.
19:08And not only that, you put him through excruciating pain before you drowned him.
19:11I did not choose to drown him.
19:14Yes, you did.
19:15Oh, no, the worm is dead.
19:17Might as well fish with him now.
19:19I'm not killing worms anymore.
19:23Mom, I cannot fish with him.
19:25Why?
19:26Because they've got, like, little baby live worms that are just, like, alive and crawling
19:30and stuff.
19:30And they shove a hook down their body.
19:33Then throw him out and they come back half broken off and drown.
19:36I don't like fishing either, really.
19:37But people do it all the time.
19:41Brooke, you could have just put it out of its misery fast.
19:43But you had to just drown it in freezing cold water with a hook through its body.
19:47Oh, Nick.
19:48Quit making her feel bad about it.
19:50Nick, knock it off.
19:54Hogan knows best.
20:00Wow, that's beautiful, though.
20:02Look at that.
20:04Look at the fog, the steam that comes off with the spray.
20:08Pretty sweet.
20:09It's been a good vacation.
20:10I'm glad you liked it.
20:12It means a lot to me.
20:13You came here and they enjoyed it.
20:15It's one of the few times in the last year or so that we've all really been together because
20:20now that kids are growing up, everybody's lives are going in different directions.
20:23And this vacation just means so much because I don't know when we're all going to be together
20:27again.
20:27It's kind of weird that it finally took Mother Nature to bring the Hogans back together.
20:33Time to go.
20:34We're going to miss our plane.
20:35I don't want to go, Nick.
20:37Hasta la vista, Wyoming.
20:39Bonjour, South by Wyoming.
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