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00:00This week on Hogan Knows Best, Brooke goes all out to promote her music.
00:04Brooke, Hogan is in the house. This is a really big show for you.
00:07Yes, it is.
00:08Which pushes everyone into overdrive.
00:10I'm not going to beg you anymore. I don't care.
00:13But can there be such a thing as too much exposure?
00:17Dad, they offered me the cover and an eight-week spread.
00:21Look at that.
00:23What?
00:24Don't give me special trouble, you're some kind of pervert.
00:30Hold on.
00:33Yo, Linda, did you call the kids?
00:37Nick, mom.
00:39Where are you?
00:40Come on.
00:50Where is everybody?
00:56Hogan Knows Best.
01:00Whoa, mama.
01:04Hot suey on Louie.
01:07Woo.
01:08Wow, how cute you look.
01:10Look at all my hot boys.
01:11I love you, Dad.
01:13Oh, you're sweaty.
01:14I gotta go.
01:15Love you.
01:16Have fun.
01:16Love you.
01:18Say, what is it?
01:19It's 99 Jam South Florida's number one for more of today's hip-hop and R&B.
01:22Brooke Hogan is in the house.
01:24Big Memorial Fest jumping off this weekend.
01:26This is a really big show for you.
01:27Yes, it is.
01:29It's a big reggae concert.
01:31I'm doing my first single that I just did with Paul Wall.
01:34It's called About Us.
01:35This is definitely the best show that I think you guys are going to see in a while.
01:39I want to say thank you for stopping by.
01:40All right, you guys take care.
01:41Sunday is the concert, okay?
01:46There's going to be a lot of crazies.
01:48There's going to be a lot of drugs.
01:49You need to stay clear of all that stuff.
01:51All right?
01:52Okay.
01:53And somebody hands you something to drink.
01:54Don't drink it.
01:55Go get a water.
01:56You're going to have a pill from Pluton in there or something.
01:59Pluton?
02:00Where's Pluton?
02:00I don't know.
02:02Pluton.
02:02Pluton.
02:03Did you brush your teeth today?
02:04Yeah.
02:05That's a lot.
02:11We are here getting ready for the Memorial Fest show tomorrow.
02:24Yeah, baby, I've been wrestling for way too long.
02:27Now you're going to sing this funky, funky song.
02:30I don't know what I'm going to do when I get in the ring with you.
02:33So you better run for your life or I'm going to kill you too.
02:37Ready?
02:40Yeah.
02:41The only thing that I think it needs, and it's not much, and I'm not really a choreographer,
02:45I'm just like working on feeling, is that the song is called They Don't Know About Us.
02:49So Brooke's up here performing by herself, and Paul's over here doing his thing.
02:53And the whole time you guys are like two separate acts, you know?
02:56You need to come up and just...
02:57Do it, Mama.
02:59Do it, Mama.
03:00Do it, Mama.
03:00Yeah, you have to make these guys go, I wish I was Paul Wall.
03:08Let me see your sexy version of it now, okay?
03:11Oh, no.
03:12Mom.
03:13The song means nothing if you don't have that intimacy, okay?
03:17It was awesome, man.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Let me ask, hey, are you guys okay for the show you think tomorrow?
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:34Who's bringing you on stage?
03:36I don't know.
03:36You're just walking out there?
03:37Do you want to?
03:38Me?
03:40Oh.
03:40Me?
03:41Yeah, you always do.
03:42It's good luck.
03:43Wow.
03:44It's a good night of rehearsal.
03:45I'm a little tired.
03:46I've got to get her home.
03:47Nine in the morning tomorrow's a sound check.
03:48But I think you're going to tear it down.
03:55I see your lips moving, but I don't hear nothing.
03:58Brooke, I want to make sure that when you dance, to do exaggerated big arm movements, you know?
04:04That you tend to stay just a little bit more too much to yourself.
04:07It's been a while since you've done live, but you really, wow.
04:08Mommy, but anybody that has ever sang live, do you see Whitney Houston going dancing?
04:16Because you're trying to make your voice perfect.
04:18I'd rather have my voice be perfect than...
04:20Brooke, there's your stage.
04:21It is so cool.
04:24I'm not wearing high heels on the stage.
04:26They want something to look at, you know?
04:28Yeah, baby, they want you to look like a superstar.
04:30Yeah, but not like a Barbie doll.
04:31I'm not going to beg you anymore.
04:32I don't care.
04:33She doesn't listen.
04:34She's so hard-headed.
04:35She's 18 now.
04:36She just knows everything.
04:38Oh, I love when she does that.
04:39She's always like...
04:40She's not even listening to it.
04:40...at a show.
04:41She just has to, like, make drama.
04:43It's fun.
04:44I just want to make sure that my level keeps up the right...
04:47Because I know I can dance in more of a song.
04:49But that's going to change your level.
04:50Don't take the microphone away.
04:53I keep telling her that.
04:55What?
04:56When you're dancing and you're moving, it's going to change your level a little bit.
04:59I know it is, Mom.
05:00It happens when there's people here.
05:02I can't explain it to you.
05:03It's magic.
05:04Well, you can't expect magic.
05:05You have to do it more now.
05:10She didn't even warm up like I told her to.
05:12Voice already cracked.
05:13Thank you, guys.
05:14It was good, but if you keep that microphone up to your face, it's good.
05:21Yeah.
05:21The high energy was good.
05:23But even in your walking, a little bit more attitude, okay?
05:27And I'm just telling you just so for confidence.
05:29Yeah.
05:29In case you think that you look cool, what is still lackluster about it?
05:33I agree.
05:33And then the next thing that happens is the backup track goes, and your microphone's not
05:37even anywhere near your mouth, and your voice is going.
05:39Brooke, Brooke, I just was going to tell you one thing.
05:59When you're performing, you tend to look down an awful lot.
06:01I did this because I was doing it.
06:03No, but I mean, yeah, you really have to look out at the people.
06:06Don't look down, okay?
06:10You guys are all in about 10, so we're going to turn ahead and forth this thing.
06:14Okay.
06:17Brooke's going on.
06:20Love you, too.
06:21Do good, Brooke.
06:22Crank it up, you guys.
06:22Lots of energy tonight, okay?
06:27Let me hear you, Miami!
06:33This is the People's Champion from Houston, Texas.
06:38Give us a big shout-out for Paul Wall.
06:42So what you're going to do?
06:48Y'all make some noise one time.
06:50Hey, look at my head, man.
06:51Let's do some.
06:55You seen that?
06:55You seen that?
06:56You seen that?
06:56You seen that?
06:57You seen that?
06:57You seen that?
06:58Oh, I'm talking about it.
06:59Huh?
07:00Here we go.
07:01Hey.
07:02Huh?
07:03I'm no, 大uve à mes Blaz !
07:07Their dear, they don't know nothing about us.
07:10They don't know nothing about us.
07:12What?
07:12What?
07:13What?
07:15So why the people don't out of us where you live.
07:19They don't know nothing about us.
07:21They don't hear nothing about us.
07:24What?
07:24Why the people don't out of us
07:25Makes the poor, what?
07:26A mother childte 아克 self for a man.
07:28How the people don't know us,
07:29And now they think about us where you live,
07:30Their dear, they don't know nothing about us.
07:32They don't hear nothing about us.
07:32I heard nothing about everybody when they're talking about you.
07:33For the concert, I honestly don't think it could have gone any better.
07:45You know, you really pulled your weight.
07:47You did great.
07:47They loved you.
07:48It was exciting, wasn't it?
07:49You guys are just kind of on me, though, up to the minute I performed.
07:55Well, we don't want to be, you know, henpecking you by any means, but we really just are trying
07:59to help.
08:00Mom, you guys are just like always all over me, always in my face.
08:03No, we're not.
08:03Why don't you train on driving?
08:06I mean, it's like before every performance, before everything I do, you guys are just
08:11like, make sure you're perfect.
08:12Well, we have to, because if we don't, well, then it turns into a thing where if I don't
08:16say something and it goes wrong, then I feel like you'll come back and go, oh, well, why
08:20didn't you tell me?
08:21It's just that I need you guys to trust me more, and I need you guys to get off my back,
08:25especially the day that I'm not normal.
08:27Get off your back.
08:28All right.
08:29Nick, don't blow it.
08:30Don't say anything to Dad.
08:32I'll handle Dad.
08:33You know that magazine called FHM?
08:35Like a sexy magazine, yeah.
08:37Dad, they offered me the cover in an eight-page spread.
08:39Yeah, that's not going to work.
08:43Hogan Knows Best.
08:48Hogan Knows Best.
08:49Hello?
08:56Hey, it's Elizabeth.
08:57How are you?
08:57Good.
08:58How are you?
08:59I'm doing good.
09:00How was Memorial Fest?
09:02Liz, it was great.
09:03Is Brooke there, too?
09:05Because I have some good news that I wanted to share with both of you.
09:07FHM, you know, one of the biggest men's magazines, they want her for their November cover.
09:14You're kidding me.
09:16This is huge.
09:17No, I know.
09:17Only thing is, they need to know if we're on board in the next 24 hours, essentially.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:24Let me put you on hold.
09:25We're going to go run and talk to Brooke.
09:26All right, hold on a second, all right?
09:27Thanks.
09:27The chocolate.
09:32Would it be cool to get a rhinestone or not?
09:34No, you should put brown rhinestones on it.
09:37Why?
09:37Chocolate.
09:38We should dip it in chocolate.
09:40Brooke?
09:41What?
09:42Are you sitting down?
09:43Yes.
09:44You're not going to believe this.
09:44Listen.
09:45Liz, I'm going to put you on speaker.
09:48Hang on a second, okay?
09:51All right, you're there, Liz.
09:52Hi, Liz.
09:53Hey, how are you?
09:54Good, how are you?
09:55Good, I heard you were amazing.
09:57At Memorial Fest.
09:59Did you have fun?
10:00Yeah.
10:01Good.
10:02I got a call from FHM, and they have offered you the November cover.
10:07What?
10:08Only one little problem.
10:09We have to get back to them within 24 hours.
10:11No, it's very cool.
10:12Yeah, I definitely like the idea.
10:13My dad might have, we might have to convince him a little bit.
10:17Listen, your dad said it best.
10:19I'd rather beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
10:21Tell him we'll do it.
10:22I will let them know.
10:23Cool, Liz.
10:23Thank you so much.
10:24Thanks, Liz.
10:25See you, girlfriend.
10:26Bye.
10:26Bye.
10:27Here we go.
10:30Nick, what do you think about that?
10:31I think it's a bad idea.
10:32Why?
10:33Without telling dad?
10:34We think it's a great idea.
10:35You guys know what FHM is?
10:38Star says it's too sexy.
10:40Liz said that she felt good about it, and so she thinks it's a good idea.
10:42I think it's going to...
10:43I don't have any part of this.
10:45I don't have any part of this.
10:45Cover.
10:46I've got no part of this.
10:47I'm 18, so it's not that she's coming out.
10:49I've just got no part of this.
10:51All right.
10:52Leave him be.
10:53He has no part in it.
10:54I didn't even hear that conversation.
10:54So listen, don't worry.
10:56I'm going to take care of it.
10:57Nick, don't blow it.
10:58Don't say anything to dad.
11:00I'll handle dad.
11:04Oh, there he is.
11:05He's so cute.
11:06He's already getting fatter, Brooke.
11:08Let me see.
11:09I swear, in just the three days that I've had him...
11:11That's how the colors start changing, too.
11:12And I've been feeding him.
11:13His little legs are fatter, and his tummy is fatter.
11:16He would look like, like, literally a sliver.
11:19Hey, yo.
11:20Hey, babe.
11:21We're in here.
11:22You did a great job last night.
11:24You really did, girlfriend.
11:25I just wish you'd have done more songs.
11:29Or what?
11:30Okay.
11:30Liz just called.
11:31You know that magazine called FHM?
11:33Yeah.
11:34Like a sexy magazine, yeah.
11:35It can be sexy, but it's also just a men's magazine,
11:38and they talk about cars.
11:39They have interviews with different celebrities.
11:41It's a high class.
11:41Dad, they offered me the cover and an eight-page spread.
11:44Yeah, that's not going to work.
11:45Well, we already said yes to it.
11:47We can't say yes to that.
11:48Daddy, I'm 18.
11:49I need a little bit of room to do, you know, my own thing.
11:51Oh, and I'm going to be there at the shoot.
11:53Well, I'm going to be there, too.
11:54When is it?
11:55Next Monday.
11:56You know, I just told Vince next Monday I was going to be at Raw.
11:58Well, that's really convenient for you two, isn't it?
12:00Well, no, honey.
12:01We didn't try, honey.
12:03We didn't really.
12:03Don't worry.
12:04One bad move could ruin your career.
12:06But, Dad, the thing is, like, being a role model,
12:08it's like the thing that people know about me
12:10is that I have good morals.
12:11You guys totally rose me at Memorial Fest,
12:14and I proved that I could handle it myself,
12:16and I just need you guys to cut me a little bit of slack now.
12:19Don't worry.
12:20Don't worry, sweetheart.
12:21I love you.
12:21Yes, sweetheart.
12:22I'm going to protect our daughter just like you would.
12:24Hey, uh, break the news to you yet?
12:27Oh, great.
12:28That's your daughter.
12:30So were you in on this?
12:31No, I didn't know anything about it.
12:33They just...
12:33Good.
12:33I told them they should tell you.
12:35But you weren't home, and we had to have it.
12:37This is exactly what I don't want.
12:40Every page in here is suggestive.
12:42Can I please have the book?
12:43Wait a minute.
12:44I'm not done.
12:45Nick, I'm so glad you bought that magazine
12:47because I can't get it away from your dad.
12:49Let me tell you something.
12:50This could turn out real good and real classy,
12:52but this could turn out real bad,
12:54and if it turns out real bad,
12:55it's going to be real bad for you.
12:56It's up to you to make sure this is good.
12:58Don't worry.
12:59I'm sorry, but don't worry.
13:00We got to cover it, babe.
13:01Sometimes I think you're playing this stuff, Linda.
13:12Honey, you know I wouldn't do that.
13:14Baby, come on.
13:15You've got to be excited about this.
13:16I'm jazzed.
13:17Cookie?
13:19Star?
13:19Yo.
13:20YouTube?
13:21Javrons?
13:22Keep an eye on her.
13:23All right?
13:25I'm going to go beat somebody up
13:26and make some money.
13:28Bye.
13:28Love you for life.
13:32I'm out.
13:33You're going to be a proud papa.
13:36Crook.
13:38What?
13:38I have a few ideas for FHM.
13:40Oh, I'm not for FHM.
13:41Not that.
13:41Wait.
13:42Wait till you see this thing that I got.
13:43It's supposed to be sexy,
13:44not like old lady stripper outfit.
13:48What?
13:48You're not nervous, are you?
13:50You're sounding like you're scared, little girl.
13:51I'm not scared.
13:52How are you going to pose?
13:53You know how you see these girls like this
13:55and they're going like this with their underwear
13:56and they're like snapping it?
13:58You know, they're...
13:59I don't like that.
14:01Come on, let's go upstairs
14:02and look at some of your stuff.
14:03March, I've got a few minutes before they get here.
14:05We need to do this.
14:06Go.
14:06Mom.
14:07Let's go look at the outfits.
14:08Come on.
14:09Yeah, but mom, you're idea of art outfits.
14:10Come on, let's go look at some stuff.
14:11They're like hooker clothes.
14:15Another crazy day in the Hogan household.
14:19Look at this, Brooke, look.
14:22Oh, I know.
14:22How cute.
14:23Like it goes with that one of those suits over there.
14:25I think that would be cute, wouldn't it?
14:26How does this fit?
14:28Whoa, that's hot.
14:32It's hot or what?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Yeah.
14:37Oh, yeah, I like that.
14:38Yeah, that's hot.
14:39Pull that side up a little more.
14:41Brooke.
14:42What?
14:43The black leather looks pretty good.
14:48I don't know about the halter thing.
14:53No, sorry.
14:57The first couple that she had on, I thought were hot.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Wow.
15:01I can't go that way.
15:05I'm just glad your dad's not here today.
15:07That's all I have to say.
15:09I'm just wearing your legs and everything.
15:11This is cute.
15:11Okay, so this is going to be in the suit.
15:13I'm very happy with this.
15:14Yeah.
15:14I'm very happy with this one.
15:15I'm very happy with this one.
15:46Oh my God, those pictures are phenomenal.
15:52I've got to send those to Terry.
15:56Then Brooke.
15:59Tony.
16:06Yo, yo.
16:07Hi.
16:08Hi, Daddy.
16:10Oh, you're nice.
16:11Hi, Mama.
16:13Welcome home.
16:14Dad, how'd it go?
16:16Good, I'm just, uh, beat.
16:20Anyway, how'd the things go with you?
16:24It went good.
16:25It went really good.
16:25We sent you a picture.
16:29Aw, he's all beat up from rustling.
16:32Oh, my God.
16:33I mean, that's not enough material to cover just your bottom.
16:36Dad, it's a one-piece.
16:38A very small one-piece.
16:39They were not small.
16:41They were like, what do I wear out to the pool with you or Mom or Nick?
16:44You know what?
16:44I'm really disappointed.
16:46This is exactly what I was afraid of.
16:48What do you think?
16:49What are you doing?
16:50I think that you're going to be really proud when you see it.
16:52You're going to be glad.
16:53All I can say is you're just going to have to wait and see.
16:56I don't even want you looking at this cookie.
16:58Look at that.
17:00What?
17:00I take care of my guys.
17:01I'm affectionate.
17:02I give great back rubs.
17:04Get them all out of here.
17:05But I don't want any of the neighbors around here that we live in there seeing this thing.
17:08I think there's a magazine shop right up here on the right.
17:10They probably have it.
17:13Hogan Knows Best.
17:17Hogan Knows Best.
17:25Yo, Nick.
17:26Yeah?
17:27Let's make a run, bro.
17:29Magazine's out.
17:29Can't wait to see this.
17:30Bubba gave me a shout.
17:31He said it's pretty wild.
17:35All right, I bet you anything.
17:37This Sidco right here has Brooks Magazine.
17:40Oh, there it is.
17:41Move that.
17:42What?
17:44What is that?
17:46That bait sits way too small.
17:50I take care of my guys.
17:51I'm affectionate.
17:51I give great back rubs.
17:54What kind of s*** is that?
17:55Did you see that?
17:57I don't believe she said that.
18:00Get them all out of here.
18:01I don't want anybody to see this crap.
18:04Here.
18:06Any more of these?
18:07You got any more of these magazines?
18:09Do you want anything we want now?
18:11Yeah, we want all of them.
18:12All of them.
18:12All the ones you got.
18:14All of them.
18:14We want all of these taken off the shelves.
18:16I'm the police.
18:19Damn.
18:20Dad, I think I have one of them.
18:21Hey, man.
18:23Don't give me these pictures.
18:24We'll try with you some kind of pervert.
18:25If you're not going to buy the book, don't look at it.
18:27Yeah, perv.
18:29All right, we're going to buy all of these.
18:32It's exactly the kind of crap I was worried about right here.
18:35Let's go to a couple more stores around the neighborhood.
18:37I don't want any of the neighbors around here that we live in there seeing this thing.
18:40I think there's a magazine shop right up here on the right.
18:42They probably have it.
18:43What's up, guys?
18:48There it is again.
18:49Get them all.
18:50Get them all out of here.
18:51That's it.
18:52We'll take all this.
18:53Don't order any more of those magazines this month.
18:55All right, man.
18:56Just run in there and get whatever they have.
18:57Let's get the hell out of here.
18:58Just all of them?
18:58Yeah, get everything they got.
19:00I'll get them.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:10Thanks.
19:13I think we're pretty covered.
19:17Yeah.
19:17Got them?
19:18Oh, my God.
19:19They had a lot in there.
19:20Hey, you guys.
19:25What's up?
19:25Oh, your magazine's out.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:30Why did you get so many?
19:31Oh, my God.
19:32We were excited.
19:33Oh, my God.
19:34These are awesome.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:35Look at this picture.
19:37But what about those interview questions?
19:39I'm still a virgin.
19:40You have a problem with that?
19:41I'll tell you guys that, but I'm not going to keep bringing it up, because after this,
19:44I may change my mind.
19:46Within the next 90 years of my life, I might change my mind.
19:50When my friends were dressing as French maids for Halloween, I ordered a hot cop outfit
19:56from Fredericks of Hollywood.
19:58Oh, great.
19:58It's great.
19:59What do you think, Dad?
20:00I mean, it's hard for a dad to see his 18-year-old daughter on a national magazine blown up and
20:06laying out on the grass, you know?
20:07It's tough.
20:08But anyway, I am proud of you.
20:10It looks great.
20:12They'll still leave this laying around the house.
20:13Tomorrow, the white rappers at the School of Hard Knocks.
20:17When I hear ghetto revival, I'm thinking that y'all trying to bring ghetto back.
20:20We want to revive economically, spiritually.
20:23They didn't seem overly impressed.
20:24Get lessons of black culture.
20:26Word's best news to describe OJ.
20:29Nutritious.
20:30You said nutritious.
20:31And break bread with Jewel.
20:33Second shoe, baby.
20:34It's far better than female white rappers.
20:35I break heart.
20:36I write about what I do.
20:37It's an all-new white rapper show.
20:38Tomorrow at 10, early on VH1.
20:40For additional scenes from this episode, go to vspot at vh1.com.
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