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00:01Previously on Dragula.
00:03If anybody ever has a thing that they want to bring up,
00:06let's talk about it.
00:07If you think I'm a bitch, just say it.
00:09We're going to ask you to bare your fangs
00:11by creating a look that screams vampire queen.
00:14Landon Cider, congratulations.
00:16You are tonight's winner.
00:18Saint Lucia and Jovska,
00:19you are both up for extermination tonight.
00:22I have to eat cow intestines and stuff.
00:25Oh, God.
00:30Uh-oh.
01:00Hello, Margaret.
01:10John.
01:11Darlings, welcome to the new safe house.
01:14It's small, but secure.
01:16And besides, we should only be here for a week or two.
01:19It's charming.
01:20Though a little more suburban than you're used to.
01:23Sean, why don't you run outside
01:24and let your parents have a little bit of fun?
01:26There are some pretty boys and girls you can play with out there
01:29and we'll bring you some treats in a few.
01:31Go on.
01:32Listen, John.
01:33I'm going to need you to concentrate tonight, alright?
01:35We're making a new monster
01:36and I need everybody at the top of their power.
01:39And that includes you.
01:56Let's go!
01:57If we don't have stings like this,
01:58we'll be together.
01:59Do you want to try healthy?
02:00Yes, etc.
02:13Well come together,
02:14you will have lots of fun.
02:15You'll be ready to play.
02:16Do you have to like them?
02:17Do you need to?
02:18Get ready.
02:21So well.
02:22We're going to be ready.
04:32Time for polka.
04:33Yes, we are back.
04:34Time for not polka.
04:36Okay.
04:37Judging by the performances last week, I can't help but think that Jovska might've went home.
04:43I think St. Lucia went home.
04:46She literally gave everybody hugs before she went up for extermination.
04:51Jovska wants this.
04:53Jovska wants this bad.
04:54So how does the win feel, Landon?
04:56How did you win?
04:57I feel fucking amazing.
04:59Vampire queen, mariachi performer.
05:03I'm not seeing the correlation, but he looks great.
05:06So I won $1,000 worth of dirt squirrel underwear, which might not benefit me, but it definitely
05:12benefits Landon.
05:13What do you think lost?
05:15I'm going to have to say sane.
05:17I really do think sane probably.
05:18She was very self defeated.
05:20Yeah.
05:21And like, I didn't really get vampire out of it just because there's really no costume.
05:25I disagree.
05:26I thought the costume was beautiful.
05:28It's me, Jovska.
05:31I'm Jovska!
05:34Dobby lives!
05:36So we walked into the room and all the girls were cheering and it warmed to my cold little
05:41heart to know that they missed me.
05:43I need all those juice.
05:44Tell me everything that happens.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Everything, everything, everything.
05:47They're not fucking playing here.
05:48It had us drink cow's blood, I believe.
05:50And it was like, just really squishy guts and little, like, I didn't even want to know
05:53what the hell it was.
05:54It just looked really fucking gross.
05:55Like the guts and stuff would absorb the blood.
05:57So every bite you took would just be gushing out.
05:59I was like covered in blood.
06:00It was like, and I was, every time I was trying to not be like vomited out.
06:03Cause it was just so gross.
06:04Aw, poor babies.
06:05They had to eat dead food.
06:06Try eating spiders on their first day.
06:08So, St. Lucia, how do we feel about her?
06:13I honestly, I don't feel she was giving her all in the extermination and I really wanted
06:16to fucking stay.
06:17So I'm like, I'm fucking staying, you know?
06:18I felt she was ready to go.
06:19She was so hot though.
06:21So what, so have y'all smashed yet?
06:25That's what we're all waiting for.
06:26I was about to say, Saintsman, I'm your best.
06:27I was about to say, Saintsman, I'm your best.
06:28Like your mother would say, that's in your goddamn business.
06:32As much as it pains me to say, I do have a little crush on St. Lucia, but Jovska is
06:36just on a whole other level than all of us.
06:39And her bat runway was remarkable.
06:42And so I, you know, I'm on team Jovska for this one.
06:45So, um, last week I was actually nervous a little bit.
06:49Like I was like, my costume isn't like as extravagant as everyone else's, but I knew
06:54that I was going to kill on a team.
06:55You mean it wasn't vampire?
06:56What was that?
06:57I said, you mean it wasn't vampire?
06:58It was vampire.
06:59You know, like I had like my inspirations, like very cartoony vampire.
07:03I thought it was Studio 54.
07:05I thought it was vampire queen.
07:06It was like 70s.
07:07I thought it was disco vampire queen.
07:08Um, no, I was actually very offended whenever I heard that you were safe.
07:11I thought that that three musketeer bullshit was just unacceptable.
07:17I was shocked.
07:18It's vampire queen.
07:19I look at someone like Saint and like, we can say all we want about her costume and how
07:22she presented herself, but like she didn't come out week one in cardboard and bullshit.
07:27She didn't come out week two in something that did not even look remotely like a vampire.
07:32Well, they liked it.
07:33They told me they didn't like it.
07:35Well, I didn't like it and I just...
07:37That kind of is insulting because of the fact like, you're like, oh, well you didn't do it
07:40how I thought it should be done.
07:41So therefore it's not valid.
07:43And it's like, you know, my inspirations for vampire are a lot different.
07:46But is it elevated?
07:47I think so.
07:48Like I'm here.
07:49They asked me to come here.
07:50Landon won.
07:51Landon was not, there was no femininity in that drag and Landon won.
07:54So like that discredits anything like, oh, you weren't a queen.
07:58You know, I embody femininity, but also I'm a non-binary person.
08:01And I think what they're critiquing you on here though, is more so the concept behind your outfit.
08:05It was a performance challenge.
08:09And that's what I did.
08:10So I'm going to take it back.
08:11I'm going to take it back.
08:12I get it.
08:13You're coming.
08:14You're coming at me with polish.
08:15I get it.
08:16No, it was a burlesque performance.
08:17It was a burlesque performance.
08:19And this is a burlesque dancer.
08:22Allegedly.
08:23That was not burlesque.
08:24That was stripper.
08:25Because...
08:26What's the fucking difference?
08:27What's the difference between burlesque and stripper?
08:29How many burlesque shows have you been to?
08:32Like, I'm both a stripper and a burlesque dancer at the end and beginning of the day.
08:36Personally, I would have loved to see St. Lucia stay and see you.
08:39Really?
08:40And her performance?
08:41In game, done, that's it.
08:42That's all I have to say.
08:43Can we just chill out on the drama?
08:45Please?
08:46I did not know I signed up for a soap opera.
08:51Oh my God.
08:52What are they going to throw at us next?
08:53Because I was truly...
08:55Attention competitors.
08:56Attention competitors.
08:57Attention competitors.
08:58Attention competitors.
09:00Please make your way to the main stage at this time.
09:03Okay.
09:04Here we go.
09:24Hello ugly.
09:25Hi.
09:26Last week, you tapped into your veins to show us that drag, filth, horror, and glamour were
09:30in your blood.
09:32But this week, we want to see it in your attitude.
09:35And to do that, we're asking you to transform yourselves into rock stars.
09:39Yes!
09:40That's right, my little mutants.
09:42It's our Monsters of Rock Challenge.
09:45For this Legacy Challenge, you'll need to create a spectacular arena-style look inspired by the metal gods of the past and serve it to us during the floor show.
09:55After that, you'll form two bands.
09:57And as a group, you will need to impress us with your most face-melting and fearsome rock show.
10:03You'll also need to create a second group look that unifies your band.
10:07Since we're smarter than you, we've already gone ahead and split you into two bands, and we've assigned a lead singer to each group.
10:13Eva Destruction, you will be lead singer for the first band.
10:16Your bandmates are Dahlia, Maxi, and Priscilla.
10:21That means Hollow, Jovska, Landon, and Louisiana.
10:24You will make up the second band and be led by Madeline Hatter.
10:27You'll have to decide who plays which instrument, the lighting, the blocking, everything.
10:33The power is in your hands, so enjoy it while it lasts.
10:37If your rock performance is anything less than hellishly hardcore, you'll face an extermination challenge that will leave you shredded worse than any guitar.
10:46Good luck, and remember, for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
11:07Oh my god, a rock challenge!
11:11Do work, do work, do work, do work, do work, do work.
11:14You guys are cringy.
11:15Austin's a rock!
11:16I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little skeptical about the team selection.
11:21Ooh, why? Spill it, spill it.
11:23Maxi.
11:24I'm not skeptical, I'm glad to see how this team crashes.
11:28I'm talking.
11:29You're always talking.
11:30Exactly.
11:32Shut up.
11:34I still have issues with the fact that, like, we haven't discussed the fact that Maxi felt like it was necessary to make shady comments
11:40underneath her breath.
11:41Those things happen, you know, like, literally 20 seconds ago.
11:45This is my tea.
11:46Like, if you have something to say, just say it.
11:48Let's talk civilly with each other.
11:50Let's be upfront about it.
11:51I don't do shouting.
11:52I don't do under breath shit.
11:53If I have a problem with you and I feel strongly enough about it, I'll bring it up.
11:56If I had a problem with you, I wouldn't talk to you.
11:58Then my suggestion moving forward with us on the same team is don't bumble it under your breath and just say it loud and bold so everyone can hear what you have to say.
12:06Yeah, because I don't put up with petty bullshit so let's just make sure that my team is focused on the task at hand because I will not end up in extermination.
12:15Now, on that note, let's get to rehearsing now.
12:18Let's do it.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Bye, ladies.
12:21See you later.
12:22Have fun.
12:23Good luck about you.
12:24You're gonna be fine.
12:26You're gonna be fine.
12:27You're gonna have fun.
12:28Play nice with the other kids.
12:29I'm loving you from the distance.
12:31You're gonna be amazing.
12:32Okay.
12:37I'm assigned group leader for this week's challenge for Mopsies of Rock and I am ready to prove myself to the bouées.
12:44So, band name.
12:46I was kind of thinking of the name Slag.
12:49Okay, so Slag is sort of like the British slang term for slut.
12:53I want to be blue.
12:54I'm gonna be cute.
12:55Doing some signature maxi, you know, like.
12:57Eva.
12:58Eva.
12:59Eva, you're team captain.
13:00I can't.
13:01I can't.
13:02I don't think blue will really work for this, babe.
13:03In my head, I'm already thinking of us doing, like, sexual women body pads.
13:08I would love to wear pads.
13:09I want curves.
13:10I want your natural skin tone.
13:11I got curves.
13:12She doesn't want a pad because she doesn't believe that all women look like that.
13:17So, therefore, she doesn't have to.
13:19There are many shapes and sizes and genders and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:23I think it's an excuse for being lazy.
13:26So, this is my challenge for you as an entertainer to leave the blue face, leave the boy chest,
13:32leave the dick out in the fucking back.
13:35Okay?
13:36I'm like, girl, maxi, pad.
13:39That's all you gotta do.
13:40Maxi, pad.
13:41Maxi, pad.
13:42My ass is on the line and I will not let you put me in the bottom.
13:47I feel very conflicted.
13:48I want to appease my bandmates.
13:50But at the same time, I don't feel like I need this to be a good drag performer.
13:54All right.
13:55So, why don't we run through it and kind of get our blocking down?
13:59Dolly's back here banging on these drums.
14:13She ain't got a lick of rhythm to save her life.
14:16This is a mess from hell.
14:18Okay, I'm gonna bend down.
14:25We're rehearsing our number and I can automatically see that this isn't gonna go as I planned.
14:33That was pretty fucking good, y'all.
14:37So, I was thinking, like, witchy.
14:42Yeah, of course.
14:43If we're witchy, like, we can agree on coven then?
14:47Love that.
14:48I love that.
14:49Do we want to possibly do a little, like, ritual at the beginning?
14:55A blood ritual!
14:56You guys ready?
14:57So wild.
14:58Well, I mean, I think that the best way to do it is if we prick our fingers, like, over a candle.
15:03We already have, like, a fully fought life.
15:06I am so excited about this.
15:07I feel like the other team might struggle because they're, like, a bunch of, like, glamour, beauty, you know, padded girls.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Well, I mean, they're also, like, the fact that Dolly is already starting to come for Maxie straight out the gate.
15:20They have been.
15:21It's really funny because Dolly was sitting there, like, talking about how she talks about everything in front of someone and addresses it directly.
15:29Yeah.
15:30She's been saying shady shit about me to other people and not addressing it to me.
15:34I know!
15:35You should probably practice what you preach.
15:37Dahlia is coming at Maxie and saying, Maxie needs to be up front and say things to people's face.
15:45And that's the way that she behaves.
15:47But it was clearly not the way Dahlia was behaving because Dahlia had spent the last day talking shit about me behind my back to everyone.
15:57And on top of that, like, it's issues of me being filthy.
16:01And I think that that's really funny because we're on Dragula.
16:04I know!
16:05And just because you're not filthy doesn't mean you're not going to be surrounded by filthy competitors.
16:09Yeah.
16:10And I am a very valid and important part of this competition.
16:12Absolutely.
16:13And you can't polish filth.
16:14So I don't know if that can be done by them.
16:16She calls you haphazard?
16:17She called me haphazard.
16:18What is that?
16:19You don't get to come on television and make a big statement about how people need to talk when actually Maxie did it in front of everybody.
16:26She actually did do it in front of everybody.
16:27She did it in front of six fucking cameras.
16:29Yeah, yeah.
16:30So, like, you know, and then the other stuff is off the camera.
16:33And then, like, it's not going to come back to me.
16:36This is really hard because I just, I don't really want to talk badly of her.
16:40You know what I mean?
16:41It just, it hurts my feelings to do it.
16:43I just know that she's talked about me and it really disappoints me.
16:47I don't know if it's insecurities, but I just wish that she could understand that I wouldn't ever betray her.
16:53Mm-hmm.
16:54It was like a slap in the face to you.
16:55A little bit.
16:56A little bit.
16:57A little bit.
16:58A lot of your feelings, isn't it?
16:59Well, because you're family, too.
17:00It's just like, it is what it is.
17:01Totally.
17:02I think the important.
17:03She's 23.
17:04Well, and it's important for us to confront it if she's not going to.
17:07All right.
17:08Um.
17:09Well.
17:10Yay.
17:11So, you know, we're just shit talking to the other group and speak of the devil.
17:17The other group walks in and I think Dahlia might've overheard Madeline talking about her.
17:22So we were just kind of talking about how you called Maxie out.
17:24I heard you guys.
17:25For not, um, being upfront and saying to the face, but you haven't done that yourself.
17:31I mean, if I could talk about your period on camera and it would get saved in the edit,
17:34I would be more than happy to talk about the tampons you kept in the freezer.
17:37Of course.
17:38Absolutely.
17:39But here's the thing.
17:40You came to a filth horror competition.
17:42Wasn't expecting someone to save their used tampons for a week and a half in our freezer.
17:47But I mean, like.
17:48In a Ziploc bag.
17:49Yeah, regardless.
17:50In my opinion, that's gross.
17:51Totally.
17:52Still, once again, you talk to me.
17:54Holo is saving rotting roaches and used feminine products in our room.
18:00And I am just thoroughly repulsed right now.
18:04That's me.
18:05That's my art.
18:06It's real art.
18:07And that's what I do.
18:08I do real filth.
18:09I don't play pretend on filth.
18:12Okay?
18:13Okay.
18:14Sounds great.
18:15Didn't feel comfortable bringing it up with you.
18:16I'm not going to tell you what to do with your concept or your performance look.
18:19That's different.
18:20And yet you felt very comfortable talking about it with everybody else but me.
18:23Yeah, I did.
18:24So you don't want to tell me what to do, but you want to go talk to every other cast member
18:28while you're out smoking and tell them about it, so then I have to hear from them.
18:32So if you're going to tell Maxie to say things to your face, I feel like you should practice
18:36what you preach.
18:37I'm not used to being subjected to bodily fluids being saved in freezers.
18:41I'm not used to being subjected to glamour.
18:44But here we are.
18:45Right here.
18:46Glamour's here.
18:47And I'm expanding my horizons.
18:49And I'm perpetuating glamour all over my film.
18:53On that note, let's go rehearse.
18:55All right, let's go.
18:56Let's do it.
18:57Bye, bitch.
18:58Bye.
18:59I'll take my purse.
19:01You're welcome.
19:02Good luck, Louisiana.
19:03Good luck to y'all.
19:04You're all pathetic garbage.
19:05Bye, losers.
19:06How do you feel?
19:07Are you...
19:08How are you?
19:09I mean, like...
19:10I'm just...
19:11I'm pissed because, like, I heard them talking.
19:13And, like, I have no issue talking with, um, Holo about the tampon issue, you know?
19:17But the part where Madeline's saying that she knows that I talked about her, I heard that.
19:21Have you?
19:22At all?
19:23I don't talk shit about my grandmother.
19:24Not her.
19:25As of this point, I'm really trying to figure out what the fuck is going on because I'm...
19:30incredibly hurt.
19:32Madeline definitely has also shown a side in which, like, I don't care for.
19:37I don't like being spoken to like I'm stupid.
19:40Well, like, it's making me really upset.
19:42That's my family.
19:43And I would do anything for her.
19:44And, like, and she knows how much I care about her.
19:46And she knows that I would do anything to help her.
19:48And I have supported her with her decisions moving forward to try to better herself.
19:51So it just frustrates me that, like, it's getting brought up in this meeting where everybody feels the need to talk shit about me.
19:58But her insecurities have nothing to do with us in this competition, you know?
20:01Like, we are gonna kill it.
20:02We don't have that interpersonal drama that they're subjected to.
20:06I don't know what all this drama is between Madeline and Dahlia right now, but they're both my friends.
20:12So I would rather them just talk it out because I love both of them.
20:17I really love how, like, we've came together and I'm super fucking confident about what we're about to present.
20:23I think it's gonna be good.
20:24And also, you know, like, with you, like, I know that I kinda came for blood a little bit earlier.
20:29And so I do apologize for that.
20:31And I'm not afraid to say this, but I hope that they, I hope that they do fall.
20:42Madeline is our leader.
20:43She's very opinionated and headstrong, so she should be great.
20:47Madeline might not be my favorite person in the competition, but now she's the group leader.
20:52And I'm kind of scared she'll be a bit of a tyrant.
20:58Cute.
21:00I need you to remember.
21:02To go to the side.
21:03To go that way.
21:04Okay?
21:05Even if, even if I'm in the front, work past me.
21:09I felt like so low energy doing that.
21:12I think we really need to fucking amp it up.
21:13I felt like zero punk rock, honestly.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Okay.
21:17I think the two personalities of Hollow and Madeline, I'm a little afraid they might clashes.
21:21But I also think that'll come with drag.
21:23Yeah, totally.
21:24But I think we all have to get bigger with it.
21:25Hollow definitely has a big voice in our group because she is the one leading the blood ritual.
21:32And she has experience with needle and blood play.
21:34And I think you have to pull the needles out of my face.
21:38Like, I think that's just gonna have to happen.
21:40How do you feel about my blood?
21:42I don't care about your blood.
21:43I just don't want to hurt you.
21:44You're not gonna hurt me.
21:45Are they gonna be easily removed?
21:47Easily removed.
21:48There's just two pegs and then there's chain dripping.
21:51And they're just both through my cheeks and then you just go like that.
21:54And then you can come in and like lick the blood off my face.
21:57That's fine.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Okay.
22:00Okay.
22:01I feel really good about it.
22:02Do you feel really good about it?
22:03I mean, there's still some work that we can do.
22:04Y'all excited?
22:05Yeah.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All right, let's go work on our looks.
22:08Yeah.
22:09It's gonna be cool.
22:10Love sisters.
22:11Yes.
22:12Yes.
22:13Yes.
22:14Yes.
22:15Yes.
22:16Yes.
22:17Yes.
22:18Yes.
22:19Yes.
22:20Yes.
22:21Yes.
22:22Yes.
22:23Yes.
22:24Yes.
22:25Yes.
22:26Yes.
22:27Yes.
22:28Yes.
22:29Yes.
22:30Yes, God.
22:35Yes.
22:39Yes, Scott.
22:43Another animal law.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Yes, it's broke.
22:52Monsters of Rock.
22:53Monsters.
22:54This week is Monsters of Rock.
22:55It is the Legacy challenge from last season, and I'm so ready to
22:58to bring them my version of rock and roll on the floor show.
23:01Today's fucking crazy.
23:03We've got to do our floor show and our group look.
23:06Oh my god.
23:07But I'm ready for some movie magic.
23:10Is that what rock is?
23:12It's movie magic?
23:13How about we're ready for some rockin' energy?
23:16Yeah!
23:17I'm ready for some time, right?
23:31Yeah, yes, please.
23:34So, talk to me.
23:36What was I apparently saying about you?
23:40I'm so curious, like, please, because like,
23:43Yeah, because I was really, I was really crushed and really hurt.
23:46I just thought, like, what happened in New York was over,
23:49and then I found out that you had brought it up.
23:52A while ago, I betrayed Dahlia's trust,
23:55and I thought we were past this, but she, you know,
23:58she brought it up to other competitors,
24:00and I just wish it was, I wish this was over.
24:03Taking 100% out of context.
24:06I was talking about how we've come from getting in arguments,
24:09but we always manage to find our way back together.
24:12See, that is, like, not what I was told.
24:14Taking 100% out of context.
24:18Completely.
24:19I'm hurt with Madeline because I feel like she really threw me
24:25under the bus in boudoir, and Madeline's mad at me
24:28because she's taking a story way out of context.
24:32The reason it was brought up was because I was saying
24:34how far we've come to now.
24:36I'm wondering now if she's just upset because it's just
24:39involving her sobriety.
24:40I'm moving forward.
24:42I will bring up that situation again, even if it is in a good manner
24:46and with good intentions, bad intentions.
24:47Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
24:49I get it.
24:50So...
24:51And there's just certain information that we have to keep in the family.
24:54Period.
24:55I was not trying to do that.
24:57And you can't.
24:58I wasn't trying to do that.
25:00Okay.
25:01It is what it is.
25:02I love you to death.
25:04I just need you to understand that I'm going to let this go.
25:08And I don't ever want to talk about it again.
25:10I kind of feel like Madeline's kind of flipping this situation
25:13around on me.
25:14And in the heat of the moment, I'm just overwhelmed with emotions.
25:17So I just feel the need to apologize.
25:19But I'm really wondering why she chimed in on that conversation
25:22when she didn't need to.
25:24It just can't...
25:25It never happened.
25:26It never happened.
25:27It never happened.
25:28I love you.
25:29I love you.
25:30So for my floor show today, I'm kind of inspired by Motley Crue
25:43with a little bit of Aerosmith.
25:45I have this vintage red leather jacket that I hand spiked all over
25:49like it's heavy as shit.
25:51And I literally did all these spikes until my fingers bruised.
25:55And I'm really proud to show it off.
25:57So my inspiration for today's floor show is from amazing rock goddesses
26:01like Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics
26:03and Poison Ivy of the Cramps.
26:05There's leopard.
26:06There's leather.
26:07There's spikes.
26:08There's safety pins all over this.
26:10It's very much different from what I've been showing
26:12in a more amped up version of me.
26:14I am very inspired by Cherie Currie, Joan Jai,
26:17and then Twisted Sister.
26:19Dee Snider, but with like out supporting Trump.
26:22Like this is three wigs put into one.
26:23And Madeline actually took the time out of her day to help me like style this wig
26:27even though she wasn't on the same team as me.
26:29So I think that's pretty cool.
26:30But yeah, like I love the big, big, big hair from the 70s and 80s.
26:34I've got a lot of leather and fringe and a lot of rock and roll and cocaine.
26:40I've made this hat from scratch from EVA foam and a lot of heat set and drummling and patience.
26:49I really don't think there's any difference between getting ready as a drag king or a drag queen.
26:53Where they're taping their dicks in their butthole and I'm putting my nipples in my armpits.
26:57We're putting on just as much makeup.
26:59The whole process is just the same. It's just different body parts.
27:02What?
27:04Attention competitors.
27:06Attention competitors.
27:08Right?
27:09Who fucking has my eyebrows on?
27:11Oh my god.
27:12The floor show is about to begin.
27:15There's no way.
27:17Fuck no, Mary.
27:18I cannot right now.
27:20Where's my shit at?
27:21Oh my god.
27:23I can't do it.
27:24I can't do it!
27:25Try it!
27:26There's no way!
27:27Look at the mortified!
27:28I can't do it!
27:29Don't stop!
27:30I can't do it!
27:31I have no way!
27:32So up, you're so scared!
27:33You're so scared!
27:34I'm so scared.
27:35Take it!
27:36Take it!
27:37I'll be there.
27:38Take it!
27:40I'm so scared!
27:41What?!
27:43I want to die!
27:44I want to die!
27:45I never want to die!
27:46Welcome to Dragula's Monsters of Rock show.
28:05To kick things off, we've challenged our drag monsters to create individual rock god looks
28:09that showcase their solo appeal and prove that they have the power to shred the competition.
28:14In addition, our competitors have also been challenged with banding together to create
28:19their own Monsters of Rock supergroup that pays homage to the metal gods of old.
28:25The star who steals the spotlight tonight will claim rock god status and also win a $1,000
28:31custom latex gown, courtesy of Bazaar Fetish Couture.
28:36Tonight's legendary challenge calls for some legendary judges.
28:39Our first judge is pure drag royalty.
28:42She's a producer, director, and star of drag theater shows around the world, and also
28:47one of our very best ghoul friends, Peaches Christ.
28:51Peaches, welcome back to the third season of the show.
28:53We are so happy to have you here with us.
28:55Thank you, Boulays.
28:57I'm thrilled to be here.
28:58And we didn't take you to the woods this season, so I hope you're happy about that.
29:01Thank God.
29:02Our next judge is a true punk rock trailblazer and undisputed legend.
29:06He's been the front man of some of our favorite bands, a celebrated author, actor, and traveling
29:11speaker.
29:12His name is known throughout the underground and the world beyond.
29:15Please welcome the undisputed icon, Henry Rollins.
29:19Hello, Boulay brothers.
29:20Very glad to be here.
29:22Now, let's bring up the stadium lights, plug in our amps, and let the Dragula Monsters of
29:27Rock Show begin.
29:29Let the Dragula Monsters of Rock Show begin.
29:32Let the Dragula Monsters of Rock Show begin.
29:36Have a great day.
29:36See ya!
29:37Thanks for listening.
29:37Bye.
29:38Bye.
29:42Bye.
29:43Bye.
29:45Bye.
29:55Bye.
32:26Now it's time for the headliners.
32:32Please welcome to the stage Slag, starring Eva Destruction, Maxi Glamour, Dahlia Black, and Priscilla Chambers.
32:39Ann Covent, featuring Madeline Hatter, Louisiana Purchase, Land Insider, Iovska, and Hollow E.
33:17She tried so hard, so fucking hard to be a good girl.
33:28She did what she was told, never did, too beatable.
33:33She let them eat her up.
33:35She let them beat her up.
33:38One day she had her pill.
33:40Not gonna swallow that pill.
33:42Welcome to the house of horrors.
33:48Welcome to this house of dead.
33:52I'm just a sissy little slut left over stupid, but all I ever did was breathe out.
34:00Oh, what a fucking joke.
34:01I don't want to fucking choke.
34:02I don't want to fucking choke.
34:02No clothes are gonna make you an easy target.
34:07She's got the attitude.
34:09She's over there asking for it.
34:13Welcome to the house of horrors.
34:17Welcome to the house of horrors.
34:22Welcome to the house of horrors.
34:42We have a performer leaving the stage.
35:10I pulled the needles out of Hollow E's face too early, and it took her off guard, and she
35:23completely broke character.
35:25While I'm definitely at fault, she never should have broken character.
35:32Brett, Papa, follow her.
35:35I don't have extra spinal tap needles, so I don't have another set to rub it in my mouth.
35:39Did you get it?
35:40So all I can do is stick dirty needles I dropped on the floor back into my face.
35:4499%
35:45But I'm having a moment.
35:46That's it.
35:47I'm gonna shove him back in.
35:49I'm gonna shove him back in.
35:50I don't give a fuck.
35:51If this whole incident puts us in the bottom, and I'm up for extermination, I'm going to
35:56be pissed.
35:57As professional as a performer Hollow is, I am shocked that she stopped mid-performance.
36:02Never should you stop performing during a performance.
36:06I am really fucking shocked to see Hollow fucking broke character, and I think we're nodding
36:23for a good time.
36:33Are we ready?
36:34I won't try so fucking hard to be a good girl.
36:43I won't do what I am told, don't wanna be in your asshole.
36:48Love, I won't be eaten up, swallow down, or kick around.
36:53I'll hold my heart up high as you cringe beneath my food.
36:58Welcome to The House of More
37:05In this house of money
37:08Welcome
37:11To this
37:14House of
37:16Horns
37:19Welcome
37:20To this
37:23House of
37:26Horns
37:28Welcome to
37:29The house of Horns
37:32Welcome to
37:34This house of
37:36Horns
37:37I won't try so funny
37:40Hard to be a good girl
37:42I won't do what I am told
37:44Don't want to be in your chair
37:46I won't be eaten out
37:50Swaddled down or kicked around
37:52I'll hold my head up high
37:55As you cringe beneath my
37:57Blue
38:04Before we begin we just want to say thank you to all you rock and roll skanks for putting on a kick-ass floor show
38:28It was amazing well done everyone
38:30I want to remind you once again that we are not here to judge your drag
38:34Drag is art and art is subjective
38:36What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition
38:40And the challenges that we put before you
38:42So we're going to talk about your group look to start
38:44Um slag
38:46Your tits look gorgeous
38:49The makeup and the styling
38:51It's all cohesive
38:52I really believed you were a band
38:53It's like a gothic gem in the holograms
38:57I feel like my team did come together
38:59And I think that everyone really had a good understanding of what it was we were wanting to do
39:04The great acrobatics
39:05Fantastic
39:07Not only was the move great
39:09But the fact that you got back to your instrument in time
39:12And actually maintained the baseline
39:14You were doing your work
39:15I loved the whole thing
39:16You could tell that there was a synergy
39:19And that's what made it believable
39:21I just got kind of pulled into your performance
39:23You looked like you belong in a group
39:25You looked like you were really comfortable performing together
39:28That's what a show like this really needs
39:29Eva, your energy was incredible tonight
39:32This was a chance for you to show that you really know how to perform
39:35Tonight you proved it
39:36You were like leaving me exhausted
39:38I know that you were like gasping for air after you were done
39:41Well done
39:42So we're going to move on to our thoughts about Covet
39:45I'm going to start with my thoughts on Covet
39:47What the fuck happened?
39:48Because in the middle of your show
39:50You all froze and sort of broke character completely
39:54I don't have another set to go back in my mouth
39:56So all I can do is stick dirty needles I dropped on the floor
39:59Back into my face
40:01But I'm having a moment
40:02Does anybody want to tell us what happened?
40:05That was my fault
40:06I was thrown by a needle removal that I wasn't expecting
40:10I was expecting it at a different time
40:14And unfortunately I was not professional
40:16And I did not hold character
40:18I think both Hollow and Mads should be up for extermination
40:21Because they fucked up
40:23Was there a lack of communication between you all?
40:26Honestly there was a lot of miscommunication
40:28So we were not prepared
40:29I understand that
40:31But I do want to say
40:32Both bands had gas
40:34They figured out how to do it on time in the right moment
40:36So there was some kind of communication fail
40:38On you all's part that you didn't understand that
40:41Regardless, that is the fact, right?
40:43Absolutely
40:43But why don't you guys speak with them about their performance and look tonight
40:47When you guys started your number
40:49The ritual was happening
40:50I got the sense there was a lot of looking at each other
40:53Kind of, you know, who's next?
40:56What happens?
40:58It didn't feel rehearsed
40:59And I feel like witches performing a ritual
41:02Would know exactly what's going to happen
41:05Exactly
41:05You know
41:05And who would lead it
41:06And whose turn it would be next
41:08I was very much there for the bloodletting ritual
41:10But I felt like the risk to pay off ratio
41:13Just happened to land outside of your favor
41:16It was certainly uncomfortable for us, you know
41:18Coven did not practice as much as we did
41:21And it showed
41:22If you want to do well, you gotta practice
41:25Coven, you all had a challenge that Slag did not have
41:29In that five people in your band
41:32So you had a little bit more congestion on stage
41:36Which you could have used to your advantage
41:38More people, more things to do
41:40But I thought the visceral intensity of your performance
41:44Should not go unmentioned
41:45I dug it, I got it
41:47It made me nervous, which is good
41:49I think if you had another chance
41:51You would have used the fact that you have five people
41:54In the band to your great advantage
41:56So if you're ever in this situation again
41:58I hope you do that
41:59Now as you all know
42:01There can only be one band that reigns supreme
42:03In the Dragula Monsters of Rock show
42:05And that band is
42:08Slag
42:10Yes!
42:12You won something
42:13Your exceptional performance truly rocked
42:16But only one of you have really pushed it to the front
42:19And that monster is
42:21Eva Destruction
42:25Thank you
42:28Thank you so much
42:29You are the winner of tonight's Monsters of Rock challenge
42:32You have also won the $1,000 custom latex gown
42:35Courtesy of Bizarre Fetish Couture
42:37I'm so happy that I won
42:39Especially for a performance challenge
42:41Because that's what I do
42:42And I'm glad I got to prove it
42:44Slag, you're all safe
42:45You can leave the stage
42:46Why don't we talk about everyone's individual looks
42:54From the first part of the challenge
42:55Because that's a whole different ball game than the band
42:58And it does count tonight
42:59Holo, I actually like your outfit tonight more
43:03For rock than your previous outfit
43:06That's just my opinion
43:07I felt like you could be in a guar band
43:09You know, I know how hard it is to build that kind of costume
43:12I was very impressed
43:13The eyes were really captivating
43:16And held my attention
43:17I was captivated the entire time
43:20So I really enjoyed their look
43:21Yaw Scout, your color palette for me
43:23All wrong
43:24That softness was just off the mark for me
43:27I did appreciate your attempt to bring us on this journey
43:32Into this cartoon world
43:34That I've grown to expect from you
43:35But there's a certain level of elevation
43:38That everyone here is maintaining
43:40And you need to pull yourself up to keep up with that
43:44The style was off the mark for me
43:46I felt like you were giving me Cirque du Soleil
43:48I did not see Rock Monster in it at all
43:51I was baffled by your look
43:53But I wouldn't say that that's necessarily a bad thing
43:56I felt like your costume was really fascinating and interesting
44:00But I didn't think it fulfilled the assignment
44:02I'm honestly really shocked
44:04That they did not like my look at all
44:06I thought I had was really on point
44:09With the whole like 90s J-Rock thing
44:11But looking around the room
44:13They're all doing like Twisted Sister
44:14And I think I might have missed the memo
44:18Landon, the guitar you know
44:21Was amazing
44:22You know lighting the guitar with the flare
44:24Spinning it
44:24Fantastic
44:25It's challenging to be a drag king
44:28And have to work that kind of look that you did
44:31And you did a fantastic job
44:33I was fucking scalped from that show
44:36It's harder to be fabulous
44:39You know when playing a dude
44:41It just is
44:42And you looked great
44:44And I believed it
44:45That was unbelievable
44:48And that was the standout knockout of them all
44:52Madeline, you had amazing energy in your floor show
44:56I think that's your strongest component
44:58Is you have this mad, wild, rock and roll, banshee energy
45:01Job well done
45:02And your hair was my favorite hair of the night for sure
45:05Madeline, I agree fully
45:06Your energy, you made me smile
45:08I was like she's having fun
45:09This glam rock era was about self-indulgence
45:12And really having fun
45:14It was good
45:15Fantastic
45:16I was riveted
45:17I liked the cohesion and uniformity of the look
45:21You knocked me out
45:23Louisiana
45:23I think there's a fine art to doing good, bad drag
45:29There's bad drag
45:31And there's good, bad drag
45:33And you do good, bad drag
45:37And I hope you know
45:38That I say that with a lot of love
45:41Louisiana, I really appreciated that you took my notes about makeup
45:47And you exaggerated everything a little bit
45:49It was a total transformation
45:50Because when you came out on stage
45:51I wasn't even sure it was you at first
45:53You changed your hair color
45:54You changed your proportions
45:56She couldn't tell who you were
45:57That's a good thing
45:59That's a good thing
46:00I was listening
46:00I think the look is fantastic
46:02It's like a street fight
46:04I mean, it is really tough
46:06And I mean that in the most positive way
46:08Fantastic
46:09Coven, obviously you are the weakest band of the night
46:13However
46:14Louisiana
46:17And Landon
46:20You are both safe
46:22And you may leave the stage
46:24That means Javska, Hollow Eve, and Madeline Hatter
46:34I'm delighted to tell you
46:35That you're all up for extermination tonight
46:38As you know, the extermination challenge is your last chance to prove to us
46:42That you have the guts and the glamour to be spared
46:45And remain in the competition
46:47We will take into consideration your look, your performance
46:51And how you fare in this final challenge
46:53To decide who will live and who will be exterminated
46:56Tonight you all failed to rock out with your cocks out
46:59And we are going to make sure you never forget it
47:03We have a mobile tattoo parlor pulled up in the alley
47:06Waiting to tattoo all of you to film
47:08Now, to add a little fun to the experience
47:11Another competitor who is up for extermination
47:14Is going to be choosing your tattoo for you
47:17And you won't be able to see it until it's done
47:20Javska, you will select the tattoo for Hollow
47:23Hollow, you will decide the tattoo for Madeline
47:27And Madeline, you will choose for Javska
47:30The needles are waiting, uglies
47:32Your tattoo session begins right now
47:35I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck about TV
47:43I'm here to whip my tits out in every fucking white gay man bar
47:47In this goddamn world
47:49I'm a better performer than that
47:54I am so ashamed to have broken character on stage
47:58Because I was thrown off by my needles
48:01And I know better than that
48:02I don't do that
48:04And I'm disappointed in myself
48:06Because I feel like I let my blood sisters in my coven down
48:12Because I couldn't hold character
48:15But you did not notice now
48:16We don't feel that way
48:17Whatever happened happens
48:18Our energy to you is full love
48:20We did it, it's there
48:20We're happiness and we're proud of you
48:22I'm very fucking proud of you
48:23Yes
48:23Very fucking proud of you
48:24I'm really sad that because of me
48:28My band members and my band leader
48:30Have to be in the bottom with me this week
48:33They don't deserve to be there
48:34Javska doesn't deserve to be there
48:36Mad doesn't deserve to be there, I do
48:37It just really sucks to see Lennon and Louisiana be safe
48:41And I gotta be stuck with Hollow and Madeline
48:47Who kind of messed up during the performance
48:49And then I kind of just broke down backstage
48:52Just feeling like I really don't know what they expect from me
48:57It's just like I don't know what else I could have done
48:59You know
49:00I tried to do it within my own parameters
49:05And I just
49:05It's a constant struggle
49:08I don't
49:09I want to stay
49:10But it's just like
49:11I know you do
49:11It just feels so embarrassed week after week after week
49:14And it's just like
49:15I don't know what I can do differently
49:17You know
49:17It's just
49:17Don't
49:20Don't
49:20Don't be embarrassed
49:21I know that
49:22It's frustrating
49:23Because you're like
49:24How the fuck do I fit in?
49:25Put my art into this
49:27But you are fucking magic, bitch
49:29You are magic
49:30You are magic
49:31When I saw that first look
49:33I never seemed like you
49:34You're fucking magic
49:36You know what?
49:36If you don't fit in this box
49:37Fuck it
49:38Thank you
49:39You are amazing, baby
49:41I'm starting to feel like
49:42I'm not sure I belong in this competition
49:44This is a competition
49:47It's a competition
49:49It's a competition
49:50It's just a competition
49:51But remember
49:52What is art?
49:53It's not a competition
49:54So you need to separate your art from this
49:57And decide if you want to compete
49:59Or if you want to make art
50:01And you have to figure out
50:03If those two things come together
50:04Do you know what I mean?
50:06Because I say
50:07If you're going to do this
50:08You do this as Joska
50:10I don't want to see anyone else
50:13I don't want to see anyone else
50:17But the creatures of your imagination
50:19I don't
50:21I don't
50:36I can't believe this is happening
50:47This is the best thing I'm going to give Hollow
50:50This is the one
50:51Bitch is going to kill me
50:53That one
50:55That's the one
50:56I decided to put it on my thighs
50:59So I can have my ass out
51:00I have no idea what they gave me
51:02It's Hollow
51:03She's a fucking nasty
51:04Gnarly little bitch
51:05I think I want my first tattoo
51:07To be a tramp stamp
51:08Armpit
51:09I don't ever shave my armpits
51:11It's kind of offensive
51:12Sorry
51:12Oh my god
51:15I'm such a scaredy cat
51:16I can handle needles
51:18But I can't handle tickles
51:20I'm scared to see what that bitch shows
51:22I low-key hope it's not a Bora
51:24I can do this
51:25Uh
51:27Whoa
51:28Just go for it
51:30Do the whole thing
51:31Don't stop
51:32Let it bleed
51:32Ah
51:33Shit
51:33Shit
51:34Okay
51:35That was the worst of it
51:36Fuck me
51:39Oh my fucking god
51:40Oh my god
51:42Hold on
51:43These girls aren't my friends
51:44They're my competitors
51:45I'm here because they fucked up
51:48It's kind of hard for me to get into this competition
51:50But it is what it is
51:52I feel like an asshole for what happened on stage today
51:56I love my bands
51:57And I let them down
51:59What a mood
52:02She's like, yeah, rip these needles out of my face
52:04Oh, okay
52:05Fucking weirdo
52:07Ow
52:08Yeah
52:11Jesus Christ
52:19I mean, I think anyone can go home
52:21I'm here and I'm doing as best I can
52:23I bet I bet I was gonna enjoy it so much
52:29That bitch loves pain
52:30Fuck me, dude
52:31I feel very concerned
52:35How's it going?
52:36Oh
52:38Oh
52:42Okay, bitches
52:46Let's fucking see them
52:48Turn around
52:49I'm so excited
52:50Oh my god, it's that bitch
52:53Fuck off
52:55This is how you really jump the tiger
52:58I don't fuck my brother
53:02He fucked me
53:03I mean, that's kind of hilarious
53:05And that's why I just did
53:08What the fuck?
53:11She totally fucked her brother
53:12Oh my god, is that bitch?
53:14Yeah
53:15What's it say?
53:16I'm a filthy bitch
53:17Oh my god, I love it
53:19Monsters of Rock
53:21Dracula
53:23Yeah
53:24Monsters of Rock
53:26California
53:28Yeah
53:29Charles
53:31ä
53:35Yeah
53:36Yeah
53:39Oh, my God.
54:09No!
54:11No!
54:13No!
54:15No!
54:17No!
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