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00:00Previously on Dragula, I don't feel like you're a monster, I just feel like you're a fucking asshole.
00:07That's so funny that you have absolutely no receipts, but you're going to come here and accuse me of talking about you, but you can't say anything.
00:13This week, we want you to show us your best freak technique on the stage and prove to us that you can be as much of a ringleader as you can be a clown.
00:23And the time has come to announce tonight's winner of our freak show challenge.
00:27And that monster is Dahlia Black.
00:32That means Eva Destruction, Priscilla Chambers, and Louisiana Purchase, you are all up for extermination tonight.
00:40I mean, if I go home, they're going to look at me like I'm a fucking...
00:43What the hell are we here?
00:57Yes, you were so sicky last night.
01:14Oh my God, there's so many shots.
01:17Yes.
01:18You're going to gag by my Eleganza tonight.
01:22Oh yes, honey, tonight.
01:29Yes, please.
01:31Yes, they are the clear things.
01:34I'll be there.
01:35What are you going to wear?
01:36Oh my God, thank you.
01:37I'm a little bit for fun.
01:40Oh my God, yes.
01:41Hold on, dear.
01:42Oh my God.
02:12Glamour.
02:15Dragula.
02:16She's a killer.
02:18Queen.
02:19Dragula.
02:21She'll make you scream.
02:24Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, dragula.
02:28The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize of $25,000 courtesy of Merrick and Richard.
02:33And the title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
02:38Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, dragula.
02:55And the title.
02:58If you sceled as a really want yourself...
02:59You knowice?
02:59Go on you dice.
03:01Help me knowice.
03:01Amazingför me.
03:04Battle of Dragula.
03:06Driven me.
03:07Even this you just are so cold.
03:08Oh, my gosh.
03:20It's so cute.
03:21I love it.
03:24Totally Halloween.
03:25I feel like I'm home.
03:26It looks a little different today,
03:28but I can't quite put my pumpkin on it.
03:30Wow, my boudoir is decorated for Halloween.
03:32How fitting.
03:33It's just the two of us.
03:35Right now, I'm top four.
03:37I'm just, like, insane.
03:38And then, like, the fucking extermination was, like,
03:41I have no idea how that even went.
03:43I know.
03:44I think Priscilla got this one.
03:45Lulu looks a little scared,
03:47but I think she's going to bring it.
03:48And Eva just seemed to accept her fate.
03:52Not a good sign.
03:53I think it really is going to come down
03:55on how they performed the extermination
03:56because Eva won two,
03:58and then she was in the bottom twice.
04:00Twice, yeah.
04:01Peaked and then dropped.
04:03Lulu has no wins.
04:03Lulu has no wins,
04:04but been consistently safe and doing well.
04:07I personally think that Louisiana is going to go home
04:11just because she's had no wins at this point,
04:13and Priscilla and Eva both have wins.
04:16I know.
04:16It's, like, I can't tell anymore.
04:18I feel like it's so close constantly,
04:19but you can never call it.
04:20Right.
04:21Like, ever anymore.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Throughout this whole experience,
04:24I've seen Eva as my biggest competition,
04:25so I would be very happy to see her go home.
04:28I mean, honestly,
04:28I guess I could understand all of them going.
04:31Yeah.
04:31You know what I mean?
04:31I'm, like...
04:32Sup, please.
04:33Ah!
04:35Hey!
04:35I love this.
04:37I walk in the room,
04:38and I'm thinking,
04:40what in the hell is with all these pumpkins?
04:42Priscilla's back.
04:44Was it a double elimination?
04:48I'm not sure.
04:49Oh, you don't know.
04:49I know that I just stapled myself 14 times.
04:52Ooh!
04:53Yeah.
04:54And we went up there,
04:55and I was like,
04:56oh, they might just be, like, medical,
04:57you know,
04:57like, little staples that Hollow uses.
04:59Yeah.
05:00No.
05:00Mm-mm.
05:01No, they were big,
05:02and I was like...
05:02Like, construction sites?
05:03Yeah, like...
05:04Ah, bitch!
05:04Come on!
05:05I was like, oh, my God!
05:06Yeah, no, I got, like...
05:08Trap, girl!
05:09Fuck yeah!
05:09Oh, my God!
05:10Those are war wounds, bitch!
05:12Yeah, I know.
05:12I was like,
05:12that one might be infected.
05:14I love it.
05:14I don't want anyone to think
05:16that I don't deserve to be here.
05:18I have fought tooth and nail
05:20to rise to the top,
05:21and, you know,
05:22I had a couple slip-ups,
05:23but that's it.
05:25It was twice.
05:25It was twice.
05:26Come on!
05:27So, yeah,
05:28I think it might be Eva,
05:29because, I mean,
05:30me and Eva were pretty much
05:31on the same scoring sheet.
05:34Oh, yeah?
05:34You know?
05:35Yeah, I mean,
05:35because, like,
05:35she was in the bottom twice,
05:36I was in the bottom twice.
05:37Oh, yeah, okay.
05:37However,
05:38she was in the bottom
05:39three times, technically,
05:40which I was only two.
05:42You can't take the old bitch down,
05:44can you?
05:45Yes!
05:47Hi, everybody!
05:49Yay!
05:49Pumpkins!
05:50Shit!
05:51Oh, Lou's here.
05:53I was so nervous,
05:55you know,
05:55because fear of the unknown
05:57and just of pain,
05:58and I just stood there
06:00and I was like,
06:00let's do this, fuckers.
06:02And then,
06:03whoop!
06:03Oh, Lou,
06:04you passed out!
06:04You passed out.
06:05I fainted.
06:06What?
06:07Um, but afterwards,
06:08it was still, like,
06:09the most exciting thing
06:10I've ever done.
06:11Like, afterwards,
06:12I was so exhilarated
06:13and so happy I did it.
06:15There was no way
06:15I was ready to go home.
06:16I'm not ready to go home.
06:17Oh, hell yeah.
06:18I'm here
06:18because I conquered my fear.
06:21I knew I was going to faint,
06:22but, bitch,
06:22I did it anyway.
06:24You know,
06:24I think I passed the extermination
06:25because I faced a real fear
06:27and conquered it.
06:28Yes.
06:28Yeah, I think so.
06:30I see Eva's not here.
06:32I mean,
06:32you faced your fear.
06:33You did great,
06:34but what do you think
06:35was her downfall?
06:36Because I'm kind of shocked right now.
06:37I think Eva just got into
06:39a head space
06:40that she couldn't get out of,
06:41and I think she was
06:42at the point,
06:43emotionally,
06:43where she was like,
06:44I've got nothing else to give.
06:46I can't open up anymore.
06:48Eva's been in her head
06:49this competition a lot,
06:51and I think that was
06:52the reason why she went home.
06:53I'm happy to be here
06:54and I just want to know
06:55what the fuck
06:55all this Halloween shit is.
06:57I know.
06:58I mean,
06:59I'm really excited.
07:00What?
07:00Like, the challenge?
07:01I'm hoping it's Halloween.
07:03As it's also known,
07:04gay Christmas.
07:05No, no, no.
07:06I'm so excited.
07:07I'm so excited.
07:08Ah!
07:09Attention, competitors.
07:12Attention, competitors.
07:14Run, right.
07:15Please make your way
07:16to the main stage
07:17at this time.
07:18I want mine.
07:19Once again.
07:20Me too.
07:21Competitors,
07:22please make your way
07:24to the main stage
07:25at this time.
07:41Trick-or-treat, Rugglies.
07:44Halloween is upon us,
07:45and it's a time
07:46when a drag monster
07:47must be at the height
07:48of their horrific powers.
07:49But also when traditions
07:52of all things spooky
07:53must be honored.
07:55It should come as no surprise
07:56that Halloween
07:57and its aesthetics
07:58speak directly to us.
08:01It's a time of year
08:02when horror, filth,
08:03and glamour
08:04can all be
08:05one in the same.
08:06With that in mind,
08:07this week we're asking you
08:09to reinvent
08:09a classic Halloween archetype
08:11and elevate the concept.
08:12Yeah!
08:14We want to see witches,
08:15skeletons, vampires,
08:16and jack-o'-lanterns.
08:18Also, for the very first time
08:20in Dragula history,
08:21you will be performing
08:22against one another
08:23head-to-head
08:24on the main stage.
08:26What the hell?
08:27What the hell?
08:28You can use all the tricks,
08:30treats, and props
08:30you can muster.
08:32Seeing as how this one performance
08:33is going to determine
08:34the top three of the season,
08:36you had better impress us.
08:38In addition to moving
08:39on to the top three,
08:40the winner of this challenge
08:41will also receive
08:42a headlining spot
08:43as a star performer
08:45at our annual
08:46Los Angeles Halloween bar.
08:49Yes!
08:50A spot previously held
08:52by legends such as
08:53Dita Von Teese,
08:54Elvira,
08:55and of course,
08:56ourselves.
08:57If your work
08:58honors Halloween
08:59and us appropriately,
09:02we will consider it
09:03a seasonal treat,
09:04and you just may escape
09:06our clutches
09:06for the last time.
09:08But be careful.
09:09If you fail to impress us,
09:11you'll face an extermination
09:12that will leave you gagging.
09:14Good luck,
09:15and happy Halloween.
09:34I can't wait.
09:34So Halloween came early.
09:37Yay!
09:37Oh my God, yes.
09:39Halloween is my favorite holiday,
09:41much like any other queer,
09:42and I am very, very, very ready for this challenge.
09:45Who were your favorite characters to dress up as this Halloween?
09:48I either was a vampire, a witch, or a devil.
09:51Always those three.
09:52Well, I wanted to be Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz,
09:55but my dad went and let me, so I had to be the stupid fucking witch.
09:58Then I switched to the Tin Man because I went to this phase
10:01where I thought I was a top, you know, seven.
10:04What scares you?
10:06What scares me?
10:07What's the most scariest thing that's ever happened to you?
10:09The scariest thing that's ever happened to me
10:10is probably getting in, like, a really horrible car wreck.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Yeah, it was in 99, and my car flipped six times,
10:19landed in the median.
10:20My head smashed out my driver's side windshield.
10:22It was traumatic.
10:23I was on bed rest for three months.
10:25After that, you really learn to enjoy life.
10:28Oh, yeah.
10:29Yeah.
10:29What about you?
10:30And medical scare as well.
10:32So, yeah, I had, I fought cancer for a hot minute,
10:34so that was definitely the scariest.
10:36Yeah, I can imagine.
10:37Yeah, same thing, you just, you're down and out for a while,
10:40and then you get to really figure out
10:41what you want to do with, with your life.
10:43Exactly.
10:44For me, it was drag.
10:45You almost die, and you realize, I want to do drag.
10:47Right, exactly.
10:49Yeah.
10:50How about you?
10:51I'd say coming out.
10:53Oh.
10:53Yeah, I came out when I was 15,
10:55and, like, where I'm from, like, you do not.
10:57You did not do that.
10:58Like, I was, like, one of the only gay kids in school,
11:01and so, like, you know, like, having to tell my mom
11:03and all my friends was the scariest thing I ever did.
11:06Yeah.
11:07What about you?
11:07How about you?
11:09Um, scariest thing.
11:11Um, I wasn't there, um, but I started drag at Pulse,
11:16so when, um, the shooting happened,
11:18that was probably, um, the, like, scariest moment of my life.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:23You couldn't get in contact with people, you know,
11:26and my friends that were in the building,
11:28and, um, it was a really scary time.
11:31And for a lot of my friends, like, that moment hasn't stopped.
11:35Right.
11:35It's, um...
11:36It stays in your mind.
11:36It stays in your mind.
11:37It changes a person.
11:39It changed.
11:40Oh, yeah.
11:40It changes queer nightlife.
11:41I remember the night after having to host a show
11:43and being on stage and going,
11:45fuck, that can happen.
11:46Yep.
11:46Anywhere.
11:47Before it happened, I could never tell you
11:49that it was something I thought about
11:51that was a home for so many people.
11:53A lot was lost.
11:55As queer performers, our queer spaces,
11:58our bars, our clubs, those are our homes.
12:01Our safe spaces.
12:02Those are our safe spaces.
12:03That's where we create.
12:05That's where we mingle.
12:06That's where we love and laugh.
12:07Where we are our authentic selves.
12:09Exactly.
12:10Yeah.
12:10And, yeah, it was, like, just, like,
12:12a knife into, like, the heart of our homes,
12:15all of our homes.
12:15Everyone.
12:16Everywhere.
12:16Because when it happens at one place,
12:17it can happen anywhere.
12:20It just makes you realize, like,
12:21you know, your friends are all over the place.
12:23It's like a big deal sometimes.
12:23This whole experience has been so eye-opening for me.
12:27And, like, you know, I've never really felt
12:30this close to, like, anyone.
12:31And, Dahlia, like, I feel like I do owe you
12:34a little bit of an apology.
12:35Oh.
12:36Coming into this, I was stuck in that mindset
12:38of competition.
12:39And then, like, I never really got a chance
12:40to get close to you, you know?
12:42And so I feel like I misjudged your character.
12:44And, like, that's not what I'm about.
12:45Like, I'm not mean.
12:46I'm not an asshole back home.
12:47And so, you know, going back and thinking about
12:50all those things that I said and, like, raising my voice,
12:52I just hated that.
12:53That's not me.
12:54So, you know, a lot of the anger I took out on Dahlia
12:56came from a place of hurt and resentment
12:58because I don't come from a lot.
13:00I come from nothing, actually.
13:01And so I just felt like she had an easier upbringing
13:04than I did.
13:05And so I just, I took all that out on her.
13:07And I feel like it was needed,
13:09but I definitely want to let her know
13:11that I still love her and I am sorry.
13:13I'm glad you said that.
13:14I had a lot of confusion about it at all
13:16because, like, I don't usually...
13:17I'm crazy.
13:18I'm just trying to roll with the punches.
13:20Just be my friend.
13:21That's what I'm trying to scream deep down.
13:24Be my fucking friend.
13:25I figured if Priscilla would eventually apologize to me
13:29once all her stress bullshit got figured out,
13:32I mean, if I was her,
13:33I would have me as an ally, not an enemy.
13:35I know, because this competition will make you crazy.
13:38Yeah.
13:38Make you...
13:39Somebody made me crazy.
13:40Wait, what?
13:43I know.
13:46Hi, Dad.
13:47I'm over it.
13:48I'm over it now.
13:49That's a mighty big package you have there.
13:51He does.
13:52Okay, I'm back in it.
13:54Oh, no.
13:57Okay.
13:58Those are some beautiful pumpkins.
14:02Hello, uglies.
14:04In the spirit of the season,
14:05we've provided you each with an uncarved pumpkin.
14:08Your challenge is to create a jack-o'-lantern
14:10that accentuates your floor show look
14:12in the ookiest and spookiest way.
14:15We'll be judging your freshly carved creations
14:17along with your performance.
14:19Happy Halloween.
14:20Woo!
14:21Woo!
14:22Yay!
14:23All right, I got mine.
14:24Pumpkin carving.
14:24I got mine.
14:25Can I have one of the long ones?
14:26Ugh.
14:27You do like a long one, don't you?
14:29Me.
14:29Because, you know, the Halloween season cannot begin
14:31until you carve your first pumpkin.
14:33That is true.
14:34That is right.
14:35I think we should get started, right?
14:37They're not going to carve themselves.
14:38No.
14:38No, they are not, unfortunately.
14:40All right.
14:41I'm really excited about this challenge
14:52because my root and forever inspiration is my mom.
14:57She's no longer with us.
14:58She passed away with breast cancer when I was 21.
15:00She worked endlessly under the table
15:03and she has this little photo album
15:05that was her portfolio.
15:07And I was always a little model, me as Gizmo
15:09from the Gremlins.
15:11It was her tenacity.
15:12It was her pride.
15:15It was her work ethic.
15:17And never having an excuse for failure
15:21that has pushed me to do what I love.
15:25And I was only given one life to live.
15:28And if I learned anything from her,
15:30it is to live that life to the fullest.
15:33And when I close my eyes that final time,
15:36I'm going to give myself a fucking show.
15:38And it's her to thank for that.
15:40So my inspiration is the one and only Satan,
15:43but a more feminized Madam Satan.
15:45I'm taking my red cloak
15:47and I'm basically just distressing all of the ends of it.
15:51And I'm just ripping and cutting along the edge of it.
15:55She may look good, but, you know,
15:57going back and forth between hell
15:59is a little taxing on your costumes.
16:01And then also I'll be burning and singeing the edges
16:04because obviously gates and hell are hot.
16:07So we have a little fire to add to it.
16:10My inspiration for today's challenge is basically
16:13I want to be the monster, Frankenstein's monster.
16:16So I'm going to try to bring, like,
16:18a diesel lesbian country Frankenstein to you.
16:24So what I've been doing is I've got these big platform shoes
16:26that I made these little things for.
16:28And so I just took a piece of duct tape
16:30and then set it down.
16:30And then I just used a strip of hot glue,
16:33let it dry, and then kept doing that.
16:35And then once it was fully dry,
16:36since it's on duct tape,
16:37you can just completely rip it up.
16:39And then I just painted it
16:40and I'm going to be gluing them
16:41all over different things.
16:43So I'm doing the Grim Reaper.
16:45I think it's going to be super fun.
16:46I really wanted it to be, like,
16:47the sexy, hyper-feminine Grim Reaper.
16:50So, like, the face is going to totally be spooky,
16:52but everything else will be body.
16:54There might be a few reveals.
16:56So I'm looking forward to it.
16:57Right now, I'm just going to age my pumpkin.
17:00I want it to look very rotted.
17:01I decided to kind of make it
17:02more of, like, a lantern purse.
17:05So it'll be covered in cobwebs
17:07and all the rot.
17:11Let's go show them
17:12how to do a real Halloween show.
17:14Yeah.
17:14Should we?
17:15Uh-huh.
17:15Yeah, let's go get spooky.
17:18Sleep beforehand.
17:20I feel like I just sat here
17:20and talked instead of work, so...
17:22I'll see you guys later.
17:23I'll get my work done.
17:24There we go.
17:25I'll take all my shit.
17:25I've done everything I can here.
17:26Exactly.
17:27Same.
17:30I always do this to my space.
17:31Bye, all together, have fun.
17:32Yeah.
17:55All right, it's floor show day.
18:08Yes.
18:08Who is ready for Halloween, baby?
18:11Happy Halloween.
18:13Yeah, good morning.
18:14It is a new day
18:15and I am one step closer to top three.
18:18Let's get this shit started.
18:19All right, I'm so trash.
18:24I never wore primer
18:25until this competition.
18:28How did everyone's pumpkins turn out?
18:29Mine's all satanic and sparkly.
18:32Satanic and sparkly.
18:33That's definitely you.
18:34That's definitely me.
18:36I'm really ready for today
18:38and more than today,
18:39I'm ready for top three.
18:42I can't wait to see
18:43who makes them to top three with me.
18:44So, uh, what do you think?
18:56Done.
18:56Perfect.
18:57Done.
18:57I'm ready.
18:58Stage ready.
19:07I have to say that I,
19:09today,
19:09I woke up
19:10and I just wanted to have
19:11so much fucking fun
19:12and, like,
19:13I know it's a competition
19:14but it just hasn't,
19:15today hasn't felt like it
19:16with y'all.
19:17Yeah.
19:17You know?
19:18Uh-huh.
19:18It's just been fun.
19:20Getting all the way
19:21to this point,
19:21I think if anything
19:22we've learned the most
19:23that it doesn't matter
19:24what anyone else does,
19:25it only matters what we do.
19:26Yeah.
19:27So just focusing
19:27on what I put on the stage
19:28and what I leave on the stage
19:29is what I'm doing today
19:31and that's going to be
19:32have a fucking blast.
19:33Yeah.
19:33Just don't kick me
19:34off the stage, bitch.
19:35Right?
19:36Yeah, seriously.
19:37Don't kick me in the face.
19:39Well, I'm a respectful bitch
19:40but if anyone does
19:40that kind of shit to me,
19:41expect it back.
19:42Expectables.
19:43Yes.
19:43Oh, expect it to get fucking hit.
19:44Fair warning right now.
19:46Full force.
19:46Mm-hmm.
19:57Favorite memories
19:57of the season, guys.
19:59Spout off.
19:59Hospital Horrors was fun.
20:01That location
20:02that they took us
20:02were Hospital Horrors.
20:04Holy fuck.
20:05Right.
20:06We, like, pulled up.
20:07It was unbelievable.
20:08Yeah, we, like,
20:08pulled up and I was, like,
20:10uh-oh, this is real.
20:11Let's see.
20:12Least favorite moment
20:13being attacked
20:14by Priscilla Chambers.
20:16Stop.
20:17Jeez, Dahlia.
20:18I'm sorry, okay?
20:19No.
20:20No.
20:28Attention, competitors.
20:30Attention, competitors.
20:32The floor show
20:33is about to begin.
20:35The floor show
20:36is about to begin.
20:38This is a setup.
20:41Please make your way
20:42to the main stage.
20:44My God.
20:45Dahlia.
20:46That is the fucking
20:47scariest thing I've heard yet.
20:49Ha ha ha.
20:49Happy Halloween.
21:01Happy Halloween.
21:05Uglies.
21:06And welcome to
21:21Dragula's Halloween Spectacular.
21:23The final challenge
21:24that will decide
21:25who will be moving on
21:26to the top three
21:27of the season
21:27and competing
21:28in the grand finale.
21:30Tonight,
21:30our competitors
21:31must take classic
21:32Halloween costumes
21:33and redesign them
21:34into modern,
21:35frightful,
21:36fashionable interpretations
21:37and serve them
21:38on the main stage.
21:39But looks alone
21:40won't win the day.
21:42If you're going
21:42to win Dragula,
21:43you need to know
21:44how to put on
21:45an incredible live stage show.
21:47So tonight,
21:47for the first time,
21:48our finalists
21:49will be competing
21:50in a live lip-sync
21:51battle royale.
21:53As a final trick
21:54to tonight's treats,
21:55we have also asked
21:56our monsters
21:56to carve and design
21:57a jack-o-lantern
21:58to accentuate their looks
22:00in honor
22:00of our favorite holiday.
22:02The winner
22:03of tonight's challenge
22:04will win $1,000
22:05in custom corsetry
22:06courtesy of Misty Couture
22:08and a coveted
22:09headlining spot
22:10at this year's
22:11annual Boulay Brothers
22:12Los Angeles Halloween Mall.
22:15Here to help us
22:15judge the floor show
22:16are two ladies
22:17who have left
22:18their dark marks
22:19on the worlds
22:19of horror and Halloween.
22:21Our first judge
22:22is literal Halloween royalty
22:24and the star
22:24of Halloween 4 and 5
22:26as well as Rob Zombie's
22:27two Halloween remakes.
22:29She's also started
22:30a number of other
22:30horror favorites
22:31including
22:32films in the Hatchet
22:32franchise and urban legend.
22:34Please welcome
22:35my favorite little murderers
22:37who made my childhood
22:38nightmares come true.
22:39The one and only
22:40Danielle Harris.
22:44I'm very excited
22:44to be here.
22:45Welcome to the show,
22:46Danielle.
22:47We've decorated just for you.
22:48We do hope you feel
22:49right at home.
22:50I rarely get to do
22:50anything fun that doesn't
22:51include me being covered
22:52in blood.
22:53And next is an
22:54undisputed witchy icon
22:55that we're more than
22:56happy to welcome
22:57into our little coven.
22:59She's the star
22:59of The Craft.
23:00She's also appeared
23:01in such cult classics
23:02as Nowhere,
23:03Half-Baked,
23:04and Embrace of the Vampire.
23:06Please welcome
23:07Rachel True.
23:08Thank you for having me.
23:10Welcome to the show,
23:11darling.
23:11Thank you for joining us
23:12on this special occasion.
23:14I really only came
23:15because I heard we're doing
23:15a real blood sacrifice
23:17at midnight.
23:17Now,
23:18it's time to turn out
23:19the lights,
23:20light up our jack-o-lanterns,
23:22and open wide
23:23the gates of hell
23:24as our Halloween
23:25spectacular begins.
30:02Congratulations the judges would also like to thank you for bringing us a
30:17classic Halloween experience with a little sadistic twist. As always I want
30:23to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag tonight. Drag is art and
30:27art is subjective. What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to
30:31this competition and the challenges that we put before you. We're gonna go down
30:35the line now and discuss each of you. So let's start with Louisiana. What do we
30:41all think of this jack-o-lantern creation? I'm a fan of an upside-down
30:46pinnacle. It's evil and glamorous just like you. Let's move right on to
30:50Louisiana's look. Tonight you are serving the juiciest pussy in hell because that
30:54It's eating it honey. That talk is questionable but we're here for it.
30:58You retucked, didn't you? I sure the hell did. You sure did, yeah. Some girls have
31:03a camel toe. Well today I have a moose knuckle. While I like some sparkle I feel
31:08like you're the devil. I kind of want to see Satan a little bit. You could have
31:13gone a little more aggressive. As far as the group performance my eyes were drawn to
31:19the back. You were doing something where you're bending over backwards and you're
31:22look you were singing upside down. That's where I really felt the devil. I feel like
31:27you were teeny bit restrained. You know I feel like you're so classy that I want to
31:33see like rough it up a little bit. She's classy and she's assy especially if I
31:39have a note about your look I have to say I do love it. I think it's blingy and
31:43it's gorgeous but at this point in the competition it's just a bodysuit and I'm
31:47looking for a lot more to get you to the top three. There was something missing
31:52tonight. You know this is the final four. Whoever scores well is going to move on
31:58to the top three and I just feel like you did not bring us a star-studded
32:01performance tonight. It was good but it wasn't great and the problem is at this
32:06point you still haven't won a challenge. You haven't scored poorly but you
32:10haven't won so it puts us in a sort of a strange position. How do we put you
32:13forward? It's a lot to think about. Let's move on to Dahlia Black. Why don't we start with
32:18Dahlia's pumpkin. Looks like the perfect accessory for a Grim Reaper at Halloween
32:23so well done there. I like anything where we can celebrate and then you can tie me
32:27up with a chain so I'm a fan of your pumpkin. I do think you held your own when
32:33it came to the group performance because of the hair because of the scale you have
32:37accessories that kind of brought our attention back to you. There was maybe a
32:40little bit of an energy deficiency somewhere but overall you look fucking
32:44stunning. I do think your performance was just a little low energy tonight I'm
32:49not sure what it was this was like a chance for Dahlia to like slay the
32:52stage. I don't know if there was something getting in your way it just
32:55seemed like you were not as energetic tonight as I was expecting. I think what
33:00was missing for me a little bit was the character like I wondered a bit of what
33:05the Grim Reaper meant to you what your person was. To be completely honest with you
33:11I did not realize that there was a whole characterization aspect to this and I feel
33:18like every time I get a critique about not being a character it's when I wasn't
33:21specified to that I needed to be. I thought that this was me modeling my look I
33:27didn't realize it was me acting as the Grim Reaper I thought it was just Dahlia
33:30dressed up as the Grim Reaper. Well I'll say it's an acting a little bit you
33:34first of all let me just say you're so stunning. What I'm gonna say is layer in a
33:38few things because when we are the Grim Reaper maybe we've just killed
33:42someone. Are we excited that we did that? Do we have a little evil smile maybe?
33:46Don't be afraid to like crack that pretty face wide open. I'll remember that in
33:50the future hoping I have a future. I just want to say nice things all night
33:55they're making me give critiques you guys. Let's talk about Land Insider. Let's
33:59talk about Land Insider's Jack-o-Light. I enjoy it because of the branding and
34:05you're so smart. It was on your harness I think we saw it in multiple places on
34:10your outfit the back of your jacket. It was easily recognizable as you know kind
34:15of a gaping fanged mouth and it just tied in with the wolfman look really
34:19genius and and so meticulously done. You just looked fucking amazing and you told a
34:24story and you had fun with it even down with your you know taking stuff out of
34:28your jack-o-lantern and you really thought of every little thing possible so I
34:32really appreciate that. It was so queer the poppers the leather daddy of it all
34:37like it was such a really original idea like really well done. I think when you
34:41were performing maybe I could have got a little more out of you. I feel like you
34:46were getting trapped here on this edge of the runway so live performance wise
34:51maybe a little lacking but look and concept was like a 10 for me. I mean horny
34:57Halloween bottoms wet dreams are coming true with this wolfman leather daddy
35:03fantasy. They really are. If I had to say one thing that I would have liked to see
35:09more is I like when a bitch is unhinged. I don't think that people get that
35:13opportunity to do that in their life very often like maybe when they're drunk and
35:17they're dancing. I think you can bring that into a performance and I would be
35:20interested in seeing how you behave in that type of energy. You want to see
35:26Landon Sider go berserk apeshit. I do. And get drunk on top of that. Yes. Okay good.
35:33Well first of all I'm a fan of anyone with a chocolate dick so well played and I'm just
35:40gonna say like amazing visuals and like it was weirdly erotic and like I'm like the
35:47straightest girl ever right and I'm like that's weirdly erotic. What's up with that?
35:50So your storytelling was great. So I guess people are gonna be horny for me. I'm a
35:56dumb top daddy in the streets and a blouse in the sheets. This outfit is giving me
36:02the biggest chub. Now let's take a look at Priscilla Chambers pumpkin. I'm gonna say I'm
36:11lean more towards the classic orange pumpkin. It's just the Halloween in me I think. I like the gold.
36:20Well considering it's silver I think. Oh yeah. I didn't want to say it. I'm glad you said it. Yeah that's what I meant.
36:27I am such a fan of that hair. It works perfectly. I don't know if that's a wig you pull off when you're
36:34not doing Frankenstein but it is just genius. Is that a real stun gun? Yes so that was actually a
36:40real taser. That's ballsy. So tell me a bit about the blood capsule situation. I guess it didn't read
36:48correctly but it was um dip pouches. It's supposed to be like chewing tobacco. It looked like you had a
36:55blood capsule. It was lost. Whatever was in your mouth gag it was totally lost on us. It kind of brought
37:01us to a weird place. We were all wondering like what the fuck is she doing? What's in her mouth?
37:04Tonight was really about bringing us a performance. We want to make sure that who makes it into the top
37:09three and who goes on to win knows how to put on a good stage show and tonight was your chance to
37:14prove that and I think you did prove it. The cleanliness of your costume I have to chide you about a
37:21little bit because I think you had that similar issue with the freak show challenge. So I need you to
37:25go home and take all of your shit and roll it through some mud and blood and then put it on and
37:31then you'll be ready okay. Without the pads and this elongated kind of model presence you really
37:36took Frankenstein and brought it to a fashion-y kind of place even if you're tapping into this
37:41kind of like country vibe. The character was instantly there and I think that's also a indicator of great
37:48storytelling. I thought you did great in the group challenge too. This is the top four of the
37:53competition so you had your work cut out for you and I thought you did a great job. All right thank you
37:58Priscilla. Also fuck you for being that skinny bitch. Jesus Christ. I just want to be thin.
38:05You were all wonderful tonight but there can only be one queen of this year's Halloween ball.
38:12Oh I misspoke.
38:16There can only be one king and that monster is Landon Cider. Oh my god thank you. Congratulations
38:23darling. You have secured your position in the Dragula grand finale. You've won the $1,000 custom corsetry
38:29from Misty Couture and a headlining spot at the annual Boulay Brothers Los Angeles Halloween ball.
38:36I'm so honored and completely ecstatic. Thank you. Thank you so much. That brings us to the good part.
38:43The final extermination of the season and I'm delighted to tell you you will all be participating
38:50this time. Yes even you Landon. I'm not going to pass up the chance to torture you one last time.
38:58Now what's Halloween without a good old-fashioned haunted house? And as your final challenge of the
39:03season tomorrow night we will be sending you to an abandoned rundown haunt attraction that's sitting and
39:09rotting in the middle of the woods. It's a literal haunted haunted house. Now somewhere within the maze is
39:16one lit jack-o-lantern. Next to the jack-o-lantern is a written invitation to the top three. Find the
39:22jack-o-lantern and retrieve your invite in order to move on to the finale. We've hired brutes and scare
39:28actors to terrorize and torment you while you're looking for the invite. You'll sign a waiver giving them
39:33permission to do whatever they want to you while you're in the house and we've instructed them to be
39:38brutal. This extermination challenge is your last chance to prove to us that you have the guts and
39:43the glamour to make it to the finale and it's not going to be easy. Good luck and happy Halloween.
39:50May the filthiest monsters win and I hope you still have all your teeth the next time we see you.
39:55Oh my god a fucking haunted house. I know. We have to sign a waiver. We're all up for extermination.
40:16It's a group extermination and at least I'm not alone. So I've never been in a haunted house before
40:23because I've always been to chicken shit so I don't really know what to expect. I kind of can't wait to
40:27see what they do to me. I just don't want to get picked up. Where are you going to touch me? I know.
40:31Just like don't pick me up. That's my only like thing like just don't pick me up. Don't take my wick off.
40:35Yes. I'm not ecstatic about the fact that I'm going to be touched by the scare actors. I'm just
40:42trying to mentally compare myself for it. I know that I get all the giggles in a haunted house and
40:47I'm so excited for this one. I feel like I got the worst critiques. Do you? Yeah. I just um
40:55I explained that like the confusion on the characterization aspect of it so like I'm at
41:00peace with it now and um you know what will be will be. I think it's really funny that I was told
41:06that I lacked expression when I was wearing a full face prosthetic and double eyes. They couldn't even
41:11tell if I was blinking. It took top four to finally be in the bottom. At this point I'm just happy
41:16because you know first time in the bottom. So like at top four I won't work fast. You know Dolly has
41:22really really really great looks but it just kind of stops at that. It's like what else you got?
41:28Because I'm not seeing a lot of depth there. I don't think Dolly's going to make it in top three
41:31because she needs to get knocked off her high horse. You know I'm just kind of wanting another win
41:36um just so I could be like you know tied because you know Dolly has two you've got two.
41:42You haven't. I have nothing. You haven't. Oh god. The judges are so infatuated by Louisiana.
41:48She can put on a wing liner and they're like you're doing something so groundbreaking so
41:52I'm sure that they'll keep her. And you best bet that if I do make it to top three every
41:56fucking look will be fully characterized and like realized from top to bottom
42:02like 110 percent like you won't catch me sleeping on that ever again. I mean part of me is going to be
42:09gagged if I don't just because I haven't been in the bottom until this moment but at the same time
42:14the rules of pageantry do not apply to drag duo you know so like ultimately it is their like
42:20competition I just have to be okay with the decision you know. Yeah I'm curious to see what will happen
42:24because I know this top three is the place we all want to be very badly and you know.
42:31Watch your tires if I don't get in. Hey fucking men girl. Honey, blow out all your tires.
43:13Oh, this is really sad.
43:43Oh, this is really sad.
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46:43Oh, this is really sad.
46:45Oh, this is really sad.
46:47Oh, my God!
46:49I hate it.
46:55I hate it.
46:57I hate it.
46:59I hate it.
47:01I hate it.
47:03I hate it.
47:05I hate it.
47:07I hate it.
47:09I hate it.
47:11I hate it.
47:17I hate it.
47:19I hate it.
47:21I hate it.
47:23I hate it.
47:27I hate it.
47:35I hate it.
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