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00:00just touching the cone and also just touching the plane
00:07and the two points where the spheres touch the plane
00:13well that is where our future lies Rodney
00:19second-hand motors this time next year we'll be millionaires
00:24I dreamed I was drowning last night
00:26the way I see it is this
00:29the government they're going to have to ban the import of foreign cars
00:32to save our own car industry but the unions they won't stand for that
00:36because that smacks of racialism so they'll all go out on strike
00:40that will mean you won't be able to buy a new car for love nor money
00:43no no no that is it Rodney
00:46Britain's future lies fairly and squarely in the second-hand car game
00:50what did you say just now you dreamt that you were drowning
00:55is that a gentle way of trying to tell us that last night you wet the bed
00:58it's not
01:00just depress that's all and these cornflakes don't make me feel any better
01:05honestly Rodney you make my teeth itch I've asked you before and I'll ask you again
01:10go and phone her
01:11she knows I won't phone her first
01:13how does she know that you won't phone her first
01:15did you tell her that you wouldn't phone her first
01:17no no well go phone her and tell her then
01:20well that's stupid
01:21no it's not he's no more stupid than the mood you're in
01:25I don't why is it whenever you're getting your end away that the skies are blue the
01:29Nava's cool and England are gonna win the World Cup just because some little tart with fat thighs gives you the elbow you're in a fit of depression
01:37she has not given me the elbow
01:39Monica and I were having difficulties getting it all together on a one-to-one basis
01:43so my mate Mickey Pierce now he's lived with a woman he advised us to have a two-week trial separation
01:48a two-week trial separation god come on you've only known her for two weeks
01:53what is it then Rodney a fortnight on a fortnight off
01:57I am not gonna phone her granddad that's all there is to it
02:01plenty more chicks about
02:03yeah all right then well come on
02:04I reckon your best bet is have a blind date with a Samaritan
02:07I'll survive Del
02:09and Monica has not got fat thighs
02:12she's got fat thighs
02:14she has not
02:15look I was down the Nag Zed Disco last night
02:18and either she's got fat thighs or she was bopping the night away in a pair of joppers
02:22Monica was out dancing
02:25yeah
02:25here with your mate Mickey Pierce as it happens
02:28Del
02:34oh yes this came in with a Chesterfield and a gross of electric toothbrushes as a park shop on a Vendon Plus
02:43still uh
02:44clean it up a bit a couple of new tires
02:46yeah yeah
02:47new engine new body and you've got a nice little motor
02:49there's 98,000 miles on the clock that genuine
02:52shut up Rodney
02:54be honest Boise
02:57I mean seriously
02:58it's a bit of a pig
03:00what's it want for 50 quid?
03:05ah well now you're talking
03:06I'll take that
03:07what do you want check?
03:09or shall I give it to you in the old reddies?
03:12you would an old winter
03:13no no it's handsome though anyway
03:16yeah
03:17you know what
03:18it's only E-type Jaguars and Sebastian Co. to make me feel proud of me British these days
03:22yeah I know what you mean Boise
03:24why haven't you got this up at the front?
03:26oh it's not for sale though my old mate
03:28matter of fact
03:30I'm looking for a place to hide it for a week
03:31I bought it as a birthday present
03:33I'm dead scared the wife's gonna see it and sass it all out
03:37spoil a surprise
03:39spoil everything Rodney
03:40it's a birthday present for my bit on the side
03:43you what?
03:46his bit on the side
03:47his bit
03:49oh never mind Boise
03:51so long since Rodney had their bit on the side
03:53he didn't know they'd moved it
03:54what are you waiting about?
03:56mon Jew
03:57what?
03:59you want to hide this for a week right?
04:00right
04:00well you've got an empty garage run on the estate
04:02I can pop it in there for you if you like
04:04be handy doll
04:05save me a lot of agro
04:07right
04:10well I owe you one doll
04:11oh forget it Boise
04:13I mean if you can't do a pal a favour
04:14without expecting something in return
04:16I mean
04:17how much did you say you want it for that again?
04:19what?
04:25what?
04:26oh no
04:30oh no
04:31oh
04:36oh no
04:40no
04:42oh no
04:43oh no
04:44oh no
04:45oh no
04:46oh no
04:47What's the matter?
04:58Brakes a bit spongy, are they?
05:01What bloody brakes?
05:03I've only killed myself, Dale.
05:05It's a death trap.
05:06What do you expect for 25 quid?
05:17Your shock absorber's gone.
05:39Well, it has now.
05:40What's it like?
05:42What's what like?
05:43The car, you dingo.
05:44What do you think I'm talking about you, flaming coffee?
05:47The car.
05:47Oh, well, you know, it's a bit overpriced.
05:52It's a bit overpriced, yeah.
05:53That's what I was going to say.
05:55It says 23,000 on the clock.
05:56Is that genuine?
05:58The last time I looked, it was over...
06:0022,500.
06:01Quite right, Rodney.
06:03No, I had the RSE do a 500-mile road test on it.
06:06Well, you know, better safe than sorry.
06:07That's what I always say.
06:09It's beautiful, though, isn't it?
06:10Beautiful.
06:11What do you think?
06:12Sonnet Lumiere, wouldn't you say?
06:14Well, I don't know if I go quite that far.
06:17Oh, yeah.
06:17I mean, look at this, eh?
06:19Genuine leather upholstery, that.
06:21Where would you find genuine leather upholstery like that these days, eh?
06:24Here.
06:25Do you know that the East African gazelle became an endangered species for this model?
06:30Sacrifice well made, I'd say, wouldn't you?
06:31No, it's an enthusiast model, this one, and I can see that you are, in fact, a genuine enthusiast.
06:37Don't give me that crap, mate.
06:39I can make up my own mind.
06:41And I don't need any help from no Cockney villain.
06:44Cockney villain?
06:46Cockney villain?
06:47There's no need to be like that, sir.
06:49I mean, after all, the British and the Australians are cousins across the sea, aren't they?
06:52I mean, if your great-grandad hadn't there been a bloody villain, you could have been one of us.
06:56Don't you say something?
06:57C'est la vie, Sam Ferriand.
07:00Allow me to point out some of the optional extras on this one, sir, for you to look at that.
07:03The anti-dazzle mirror in here.
07:07You'll notice that we've got the old, look at that, the one-speed wiper.
07:12And we've got...
07:14Oh, yeah.
07:17Perfect example of the sporting tourer.
07:20And, of course, it comes complete with a full two weeks M.O.T. still left to run.
07:25How many owners?
07:26How many owners?
07:26I'm glad you asked me that, sir, because it's only had the one owner from you, and that, of course, was a vicar.
07:32A vicar?
07:33Vicar?
07:33A vicar.
07:34Used to use it to drive backwards and forwards to church on a Sunday, that was all.
07:38And, oh, look at that.
07:40I only left his Bible in the glove compartment.
07:49As I was walking through Earl's Court, into a pub I was lured,
07:55where a nosy pom said,
07:57Where are you from?
07:58As I downed the amber fluid.
08:00I said,
08:01Well, get it straight, I'm an Aussie mate, and I'm fixin' to get plastered.
08:06But the beer is crook and the birds all look like you, you pommy grandad.
08:11Cheers, dear boy.
08:14It's all right.
08:15Go out and buy yourself a crate of odor eaters.
08:18Yeah, I've heard they're good.
08:20Oh, they are, they are.
08:21Bloody murder to swallow, though.
08:24Yeah, where's Peckham's conscience?
08:26Oh, he's in his room pining about that little fat bird.
08:31Women.
08:34You wouldn't remember when I married your grandmother.
08:41No.
08:41The first night we was in bed and, well, you know, Dill.
08:49What?
08:50Well, doing what you do when the lights are out.
08:57Old in a seance, was you?
09:01No.
09:02You know what I mean.
09:04Anyhow, right in the middle of it,
09:07do you know what she said to me?
09:11What?
09:12She said,
09:13what do you fancy for dinner tomorrow?
09:18What do you fancy for dinner tomorrow?
09:21Bad, ain't it?
09:24Bet that didn't happen to Omar Sharif.
09:26Anyway, what did you say?
09:29Staten kidney pudding, I think.
09:32Isn't love wonderful?
09:35Hi, up, look, up, the roomies for.
09:37Hey, oh, where are you going?
09:38Fancy dress party?
09:40No, I'm going to do what Monica was doing last night.
09:42Ah, going dancing with Mickey Pearce, are you?
09:45Oh, I'm going out.
09:47I'm going to paint the town red, rip it up a bit.
09:49All right, where are you going, Streatham?
09:51No, I'm not going to Streatham, Dill.
09:53I'm going to meet a few clubs up west.
09:54What, you up west?
09:56Yeah.
09:57You'd need a bloody compass to find it, you would.
09:59I am often up west, Dill.
10:01I'm one of the faces.
10:02One of the faces?
10:03Do me a favour, Rodney.
10:05Two halves of lager at the British Legion Club
10:07is like a walk on the wild side to you.
10:09Oi.
10:10Just leave me to live my own life, would you?
10:13And what do you mean fancy dress?
10:15Well, I just wonder why you were hitting the West End
10:17looking like a praying mantis.
10:21Just lay off me, Dill.
10:24That the money from the Cortina?
10:25That death trap you sold to Skippy?
10:27Yes, look, there was nothing wrong with that motor.
10:29Nothing wrong.
10:30The oil light stayed on.
10:31The steering didn't always go the way you wanted it to
10:33and the brakes didn't work.
10:35A few minor faults.
10:36Anyway, the oil light didn't stay on.
10:38I fixed it.
10:39You mean you actually went to the trouble of changing the oil?
10:41No, I took the bulb out.
10:43You are great, you are, Dill.
10:45I mean, you've done some pretty doubtful things in your time,
10:48but I never thought you'd stoop to selling instant motorway madness.
10:51Oh, shut up, you tart.
10:52That money is immoral.
10:54That is your handful of silver, Dill.
10:55That is nothing more than blood money.
10:58Oh.
10:59Oh, is it?
11:00Oh, yeah, all right then.
11:02Oi, offer, that's mine.
11:04Now you see what I mean, don't you, eh, Grandad?
11:07That is the mentality of your spoon-fed student type.
11:10They walk around all day with Steve Bilko
11:12written on their T-shirt spouting about humanity.
11:15When it comes to a fight over a torn fiver,
11:17they make Gengis Khan look like a pacifist.
11:20Look, I was merely stating the fact
11:22that half of that is mine.
11:23I don't mean to say I want it.
11:25Oh, I see.
11:28Don't want this money then, Rodney, eh?
11:33No.
11:34Oh.
11:35What a bind I'll have to spend it all myself then, won't I?
11:38Oh, well, there you go.
11:39Still going out, are you, Rodney?
11:40Uh, yeah.
11:44Do you fancy tagging a long Dill
11:45to show you some of my clubs?
11:47No, not really.
11:49Look, if you're hard up for a bit of company, I'll come on.
11:51No, you're hard up for company.
11:53You must be joking.
11:54I've got hundreds of friends.
11:55Oh.
11:56Oh, that's all right, isn't it?
11:57Good.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah.
12:00There's a catch from an evening class for a start.
12:03Cats?
12:03Where are you going, Rodney?
12:05Dancing or ratting?
12:07Ratting?
12:08I like that.
12:09It means ravers, granddad.
12:11Swingers.
12:11And these guys really live it up, Dill.
12:13And when I say live, I mean live.
12:15Yeah.
12:16Yeah.
12:17There's Dave and Bob.
12:22Mike and Tony.
12:26George.
12:27It's Jim.
12:28Jim.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Why don't you go and give them a bell?
12:31Who?
12:32You know, the beautiful people from the Evening Institute.
12:34Oh, they're not on the phone.
12:37Well, you mean all these swingers?
12:38They ain't got a phone between them.
12:39Are they on the electric yet?
12:40All right.
12:43Well, are you coming with me, then?
12:45No, no.
12:46I'll pop down an exit for a light hour later on.
12:49Oh.
12:50Well, you're lost, Dill.
12:52I'll tell you all about it in the morning, then.
12:54Assuming I'm back in the morning.
12:56You all right.
12:58Well, are you coming or not, then?
13:00No.
13:01OK, then.
13:03Well, here I go.
13:05Yeah.
13:06See you, then.
13:08I'll give the birds your regards, shall I?
13:10Yeah, you do that.
13:11It's terrific.
13:11Great, yeah.
13:13All right.
13:15Well, we have take off.
13:23Well, make up your mind, Dill.
13:25You coming or not?
13:26You bloody kids.
13:27They can't even enjoy themselves, do they?
13:29Can they?
13:30Are you all right?
13:31Come on, soppy.
13:32Let's go and rip it up.
13:34Well, if you want to tag along, that's fine by me, Dill.
13:36If you can pay for your own way.
13:38I'll pay for your own.
13:39Don't worry, I've got the money.
13:41I've got the keys to the van and all.
13:43Grandad, go easy on the iron geloids tonight.
13:47We're not going up west in a three-wheel van, are we?
13:49I certainly ain't walking it, Rodgers.
13:52Yeah, but I mean, it's all about images, isn't it, Dill?
13:54I mean, you're very suave and debonair.
13:56Yeah, I suppose I am a bit ostentatious, really.
14:00Yeah, I ain't, I know.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Still, if I drive, you hide down behind the dashboard,
14:04no-one will see us arrive.
14:05What do you mean, no-one will see us arrive?
14:07I want people to see me arrive, don't I, eh?
14:09In a three-wheel van, still got no choice, have we?
14:12Yes, we have.
14:12Yes, we have.
14:13Ha, we can take Boise's E-type Jaguar.
14:16The Jag?
14:17Are you sure, Dill, what upon your shoulders be it, son?
14:19Let's go.
14:24Rodney?
14:39It's always dark as this in here,
14:40or are they holding a dummy rum for a coal miners' convention?
14:45I don't know.
14:46What do you mean you don't know?
14:48I thought you said this was one of your regular clubs.
14:50Well, I might have exaggerated a bit when I said regular.
14:53Oh.
14:53How many times have you been here, then?
14:55Never.
14:56Never?
14:57What did you bring us in here for, then?
14:59It looked all right from the outside.
15:01It looked all right from the outside.
15:03That's what the Christians said about the Coliseum.
15:06You burk.
15:10Not much action for a nightclub, is it?
15:12No.
15:13Probably something to do with the fact that it's only half past seven.
15:17The last time I come out with you, Rodney.
15:19Is that a promise, you're moaning kid?
15:21Oi, what's he doing?
15:25Oi, uh, garçon, la petit pois.
15:28Oh, parlez-vous français?
15:31Yavon.
15:31Yes.
15:34What can I get for you?
15:36Um, I'd like a Caribbean stallion.
15:38What we all do.
15:42What is it?
15:44What's it?
15:45What is it?
15:46It's an exotic cocktail, isn't it?
15:48Especially created for the discerning palate of the international jet set.
15:52Roger Moore drunk one in live and let die.
15:54I wouldn't put anything past her.
16:00Yeah, well, you'd better write this down, ain't you?
16:02What you want is, uh, you want a shot of tequila and a shot of coconut rum and one of creme de monthe.
16:08Then you want a smidgen, just a smidgen of Campari, with the merest suggestion of Angostura's bitters, all right?
16:15You top that up with fresh grapefruit juice and you shake it.
16:19Do not stir, all right?
16:21Pour that slowly over broken ice.
16:24Garnish with a slice of orange, slice of lime, your occasional seasonal fruits.
16:29Top that off with a decorative plastic umbrella, two translucent straws and voila.
16:33All right, and for you?
16:37Oh, half a lager, please.
16:41Half a lager.
16:43Reg Varnie drunk one of them in Holiday on the Buses.
16:51Is he a bit funny?
16:55What the hell?
16:56Yeah, he's definitely a bandit, that one.
16:59Tonight we dance with our backs to the wall, Rodney.
17:06I wonder what Monica's doing now.
17:08Well, why don't you phone Mickey Pierce?
17:09He might be able to throw some light on the subject.
17:11Now, don't talk to him no more.
17:14Hey, look, come on.
17:15I'm your brother, aren't I, eh?
17:17You can tell me.
17:18What broke you two up?
17:19What do you mean, what broke us up?
17:21I found out he was dating Monica.
17:22No, not you and Mickey bloody Pierce.
17:24You and a fat girl.
17:25Oh, well, she thought I was weird.
17:30Well, not so much weird, more warped.
17:36Warped?
17:38Yeah.
17:39See, I've got this fantasy.
17:44Uniforms, they'd turn me on.
17:48Uniforms?
17:48I mean, like postmen and that.
17:54Women in uniforms.
17:56Nurses, air hostesses.
17:58And my favourite's, uh...
18:00Police women.
18:03Police women?
18:05Why don't they nick you?
18:08What are you trying to tell me, is that this Monica bird,
18:10she sort of, like, didn't go a bundle on this dressing up, my dear?
18:13Is that right?
18:14Well, I didn't tell her.
18:15I tried to do it without her knowing.
18:17How the hell do you dress someone up as Juliet Bravo without them twigging?
18:21I was going to do it gradual, over a period of time.
18:24Last week was her birthday, right?
18:26So I bought her one of them blue serge suits that Paddy the Greek was selling, right?
18:30And I'd already got her the hat, you know, white with navy blue peak.
18:33And then for Valentine's Day, I was going to get some black stockings
18:36and some of them sensible walking brogues, right?
18:39Then for Christmas, it was going to...
18:40You were going to get a whistle and a set of handcuffs.
18:42You were lucky she gave you the elbow when she did.
18:48Those panda cars cost a bomb, you know.
18:53Monica's right about you.
18:54You know, you're a pervo, Rodney.
18:56That is immoral, you know that, don't you?
18:58Immoral?
18:59Today you sold a clapped-out Batmobile with no brakes.
19:01That's immoral, son.
19:02There's nothing wrong with that motor.
19:03It went, didn't it?
19:04Oh, it went.
19:05Yeah, it just didn't stop.
19:06You are the chairman of a cigarette company joining the Festival of Light.
19:10You can die for my profit, but don't play with yourself in between.
19:16Ah, yeah, all right, all right, Rodney.
19:19Yeah, well, I don't mean the geezer no harm, do I?
19:21I'll pop round and see him tomorrow and pay to have his brakes repaired, has I?
19:24No, that's good.
19:25If you do that for me, I'll tell you what I'll do for you.
19:27You'll stop thinking about policewomen?
19:29No, except my 50% of the profits.
19:32Oh, my cup runneth over.
19:35Half a lager for sir, and a Caribbean stallion for mandingo.
19:43That'll be seven pounds.
19:45Seven quid?
19:47Blimey, I can get that for three quid where I come from.
19:49Oh, you're from Jersey, are you?
19:52Enjoy your stay.
19:54It's all about Jersey.
19:56Oh, by the way, the barman said, would you like some evaporated milk with that?
20:02Tell the barman to go and get stuffed.
20:04Thank you, sir.
20:07Thank you, sir.
20:10Stay all warm.
20:16No, not yet.
20:17It's only 20 to wait.
20:18If we pull him now, we've got to buy him drinks all night.
20:21Take him back to the flat.
20:23Hey, that's an idea.
20:25I've got 24 litres of that Yugoslavian rising in the garage.
20:28We can pop old grandpa in a meter cupboard and have ourselves a little party.
20:31Yeah, go on, Del.
20:34You can charm the tortoise out of the shell.
20:35You can.
20:38Okay.
20:39Now, you.
20:40Look, learn, and listen, all right?
20:43Drink up, we're leaving.
21:04You are great, you are.
21:05You're the last miracle left of this earth.
21:07Shut up and drink up, will you?
21:09Yeah, yeah.
21:10And a couple of ravers.
21:12And a couple of geezers.
21:13LAUGHTER
21:15LAUGHTER
21:15APPLAUSE
21:21LAUGHTER
21:34LAUGHTER
21:35MUSIC
21:36I'm sorry.
21:59What?
22:01I said I'm sorry.
22:04Shut up.
22:05I didn't know it was that sort of place, did I?
22:08Right blinding night I've had.
22:10Become a member of a gay club, discovered me brother's a pervo,
22:14had a close encounter with two dockers in drag.
22:17You better not tell anybody about this, Rodney.
22:20I've got my macho reputation to up.
22:23I'm warning you, one person, just one, calls me the naked civil servant and I'll kill you.
22:29Don't be silly, Del.
22:30I'm oddly going to go around bragging I saw my own brother trying to date a couple of transvestites.
22:36It was you clocked them, you were, it was, you...
22:39Just shut up.
22:42Shut up, will you?
22:43Shut up.
22:59A corner table to your left, a couple of birds.
23:01Oh, don't start that again, a couple of birds, probably Injun Bracket out having a pint.
23:08These are definitely feminine, Del.
23:10All the lumps in the right places this time.
23:13Yeah?
23:13Where?
23:13Here, here.
23:16I don't mean right at you, Wally, I mean, we're here.
23:24Yes.
23:25It'll definitely sue me.
23:27Right, come on, belly's in.
23:28Oi, let's just win ourselves this time, shall we?
23:31None of your embarrassing lies.
23:33And don't try and put me down.
23:34All right, all right, don't you say I'm 35.
23:36All right.
23:37All right, come on in.
23:38Into action.
23:38Oh, sorry, look at that.
23:44Just dropped the key, silly, white alpine E-type jack.
23:46Eight-track stereo, you know, level-look steering wheel.
23:49It's not my car, it's his.
23:51Yeah, yeah, it's my car.
23:52Cheers, Del.
23:53All right, we just used it while they serviced my Ferrari.
23:56He's 35.
24:00Sit down, will you?
24:01Sit down, Rodney, keep your brains warm.
24:02Go on, son.
24:03You don't mind if we join you girls, do you, eh?
24:06No, good.
24:07This is my brother, Rodney, and I am Del.
24:10That is short for Derek.
24:11Nice name, that, isn't it, eh, Derek?
24:13Yeah, very nice.
24:14I'm Nicky, this is Michelle.
24:15Oh, Nicky, Michelle, yeah.
24:16Oh, Nicky and Michelle, they're nice names.
24:17Yeah.
24:21Not as nice as Derek, though, is it, that name?
24:22Oh, no, not a patch on Derek.
24:24No.
24:29Do you come here often?
24:33I don't believe you.
24:35I don't believe you.
24:37I haven't seen you here before.
24:39No, no, it's because we, you know, we don't come to London very much.
24:42Oh, where do you come from, then?
24:43Peckham.
24:45Yeah, originally, originally from Peckham.
24:47Well, we spend most of our time abroad now, for tax reasons, you know.
24:52Yeah.
24:52We're on the international professional tennis circuit.
24:55Del.
24:56Yeah, he's an international professional tennis player, and I'm his manager.
25:01No, you must have heard of Rodney.
25:03Yeah, Rodney.
25:04The sporting press call him Op Rod.
25:06What's the surname?
25:09Trotter.
25:10Oh, no.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:11No, no, that's because we generally concentrate on the big American tournaments, you see.
25:17Do you ever play Wimbledon?
25:18No, no, we only do the big ones.
25:20We just come back from the Miami Open.
25:23Really?
25:23You're not very tan for Miami, are you?
25:26No, no, it was an indoor tournament.
25:28Yeah, yes, it's amazing, that, innit?
25:30Yeah.
25:31I mean, they call it the Miami Open, and then they go and hold it indoors.
25:35No, that's the Yanks for you, though, innit?
25:38Anyway, we, no.
25:41Well, we can't complain, like, because he won it.
25:43He did.
25:44He beat that Jimmy Connolly in the final.
25:48Jimmy Connolly?
25:49Do you mean Jimmy Connors?
25:50No, he knocked that dilly-o out.
25:52And the first round, nine sets to one.
25:55Actually, we're only in London to get Roddy and measured up for a new bat.
25:59He's a racket.
26:00Roddy is the price it's a charge, darling.
26:04No.
26:04Also, we thought it might be an idea to give him some practice on grass, you see,
26:09because over in the States, they use that stuff called AstroTurf.
26:12What do you prefer, Roddy?
26:15What do you prefer?
26:17AstroTurf or grass?
26:18Oh, I don't know.
26:20I never smoked AstroTurf.
26:30You wally.
26:35No, we're not really professional tennis players.
26:40It's definitely not.
26:41Yeah, it's just definitely not.
26:42What do you really do?
26:44We're Concord pilots.
26:55Light me up a cigar, will you, Rodders?
26:59We are struck gold, don't they, old boy?
27:01It's the Klondike, my son.
27:03The Klondike!
27:04I mean, it's every bloke's dream, isn't it, eh?
27:06Meeting a couple of sorts on our own pad in Chelsea.
27:10I hope it's a penthouse, because I'm a penthouse sort of person, you know what I mean?
27:14Balconies, rubber plants, all that game.
27:16Hey, if we see him next Friday, perhaps we can stay for the weekend.
27:19Yeah.
27:20What's match of the day?
27:21Yeah, we won't have to spend much, will we?
27:25Won't have to spend much.
27:28Honestly, Rodney, when it comes down to the nitty-gritty, you are completely devoid of any je ne sais quoi, aren't you, eh?
27:36I mean, these aren't your two halves of Stingo, a packet of pork scratchings and Bob's your uncle type.
27:41No, no, no.
27:43Now, we'll take them to a Bernie Inn.
27:45Yes, I doubt of your experience and wallet there, Del.
27:51Yeah, where's her phone number?
27:53Oh, she wrote it down on my cigar pack.
27:55Ace!
27:58What cigar pack's that then, Del?
27:59The one I just gave you.
28:03Del?
28:03Yeah?
28:05Do you know that cigar pack?
28:06Yeah.
28:08I threw it out the window about a mile and a half back.
28:10Oh, that's all right.
28:15You what?
28:19You pranny.
28:30I just do not believe it.
28:36Now, look what you've done, Rodney.
28:39You smashed up Borsese-y type Jaguar.
28:41What are you?
28:41You're driving it.
28:43Don't play bloody word games with me, Rodney.
28:51What is your game, pal?
28:52What is your game?
28:53Are you blind or something?
28:54I'm really sorry about that, mate.
28:56But the brakes on this thing are a bit dicky.
29:04I'm in glass all day long.
29:07Now, come here.
29:08Come here.
29:10Come here.
29:14Okay.
29:15Okay.
29:16Let's Einar.
29:19You're here.
29:20You're right.
29:20Okay.
29:20Come here.
29:21Let's��.
29:22That's what I do.
29:24Let's getan.
29:25Let's Idee.
29:27Let's get started.
29:28Let's get started.
29:30What sort ofortal nam FEW dough am NOT good at this thing.
29:33Let's do that.
29:34Let's get started.
29:35Let's實.
29:36Let's get started.