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00:00You've seen my teeth.
00:13You tried your mouth.
00:17Now don't get sarky, Rodney.
00:19I had them last night. I meant to put them in soap.
00:23I might have left them in the kitchen.
00:26Do you want any breakfast, Rodney?
00:29No, I don't. My belly's going up and down like Tower Bridge.
00:34I'll see if they've got anything out here for you.
00:38Ah, there you are, Rodney. Morning.
00:40Great night last night, wasn't it, eh?
00:42Oi, Grandad, I found your teeth.
00:45They were outside by the rubbish shoe.
00:47What do you mean out there?
00:49I don't know, do I?
00:51Did you lend them to anyone?
00:53Of course I didn't.
00:55Are you sure?
00:56Here, put a couple of rashes of streaky in that pan for me, will you, Grandad?
01:02That's what you need, Rodney, after a night on the old drink.
01:04Nice drop of the old bacon fat.
01:06Slides down the little red lane like a pint of duckums on a warm morning.
01:13What's the matter with you? You're not still sulking, are you?
01:15No.
01:16Oh.
01:17No.
01:17No.
01:19God, come on, grow up, Rodney, grow up, will you?
01:21What's up with him now?
01:23I'll tell you what's the matter with him, shall I, Grandad?
01:26The other day I met a couple of birds, right?
01:28Well, when I say a couple of birds, a mother and her daughter.
01:31Now, I've known them for a long time, they're two very charming people.
01:35Anyway, I suggested that we made up a foursome, right?
01:38So, last night, we went out for a drink.
01:40We took them out, gave them a nice drink, had a lovely meal,
01:43and then, look, him over there, he goes and gets the salts, doesn't he?
01:45What's the matter with you, Rodney?
01:47Sounds like a nice evening.
01:49Grandad, when he said we was going out with a mother and her daughter,
01:53I assumed that I'd be with the daughter.
01:57Instead of that, he dragged me around every pub in the old Kent road,
02:01holding hands with some old sort, with a cough.
02:05I thought it was a very romantic evening, Rodney.
02:07Well, it well might have been for you, Del.
02:10For me, the night air was filled with all the sensuous promise
02:13if a tour round of Sonata gym works.
02:16Here, how's that bacon?
02:17All right.
02:18You didn't get in till four o'clock.
02:20What do you do?
02:21Go back to their place?
02:23No, don't get excited.
02:26We went on to this little spit drinking club I know over New Cross.
02:30Here, you know who was there, Grandad?
02:31Tommy Razzle.
02:33Do you remember Tommy?
02:34He used to live in Caffel's house.
02:35Oh, young Razzle.
02:37He used to have that dog.
02:38Yeah, that's right.
02:40Well, he's married her now.
02:43He's still on the underground.
02:45No, no, no.
02:46Him and Monkey Harris, they've teamed up together.
02:49They put in full ceilings or something.
02:50They'd just come back from Saudi Arabia.
02:52They was putting in a full ceiling in a dental clinic or something.
02:56Anyway, they had a big row, didn't they, Rodney, last night?
02:58Should have seen it.
02:59You see, Tommy, he reckoned that he'd seen a salt beef bar in Jeddah.
03:03Well, and Monkey Harris said, no way.
03:06Anyway, before we knew where we were, they was off, weren't they?
03:09Oh, tables flying, bottles, glasses.
03:11Almost had a call for the manager at one point, didn't I?
03:14Yeah, that's right.
03:15It was as bad as that.
03:16Anyway, somebody phoned the law, right?
03:18And who do they send but a young policewoman?
03:22Well, of course, that was it, wouldn't it?
03:23Should have seen him over there, what?
03:25She hid his eyes, they went all goggly like that.
03:28And then he was sniffing round her.
03:29I was not sniffing round her.
03:32I merely asked her if she needed any assistance.
03:34Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
03:36There was Monkey Harris draped over a keep left side.
03:39There was Tommy with the handcuffs on.
03:41Their two wives were fighting like a couple of strays.
03:43And this plonker here is trying to date the arresting officer.
03:47You should have seen it was pathetic he was going home.
03:50Why, uh, uh, well, I'll fit in a kind of pictures tomorrow.
03:55Do you want to come?
03:59The only date that you would have got with her
04:01was 10 o'clock Monday morning, Orsbury Road, Magistrate.
04:05How's that bacon?
04:06Oh, I'll have a look at it.
04:07Good.
04:08Oh, did you call round last night?
04:11Yeah, what do you want?
04:12With these watches.
04:13Eh?
04:14Watches?
04:15Watches, look.
04:17Not knocked off, are they?
04:20No, they're not knocked off.
04:22They're knocked off.
04:23He's a comedian, isn't he?
04:24They're knocked off.
04:27There you know, these are not bad.
04:30Look at that, Rodney, look at that.
04:32What do you think of that, eh?
04:34Respondez-vous si vous plaie, isn't it, that one?
04:36Eh, they're not bad, is it, happens?
04:38No.
04:39Yeah, I reckon that's a longine or a cartier.
04:42Yeah?
04:42Yeah.
04:42She could have said they're four quid each.
04:47Eh?
04:48Oh, well.
04:49Bill, boy.
04:50Yeah?
04:51I've burnt your bacon.
04:53Oh, you stupid old git.
04:56I told you to look after it, didn't I?
04:58Never mind, you can have it.
04:59Come on in, Rodney.
05:00Let's go and see if we can flog some of these watches.
05:03We'll stop off at Sid's place on the way, all right?
05:04Yeah, all right.
05:06Actually, I could do with something to eat now.
05:08I feel a bit better after that.
05:09What are you done with my sterodent?
05:11I feel a bit better than it.
05:13I feel a bit better than it.
05:15Oh, God, Benny.
05:18Oh, I feel a bit better than it.
05:20Oh, I see I have dropped the point.
05:28Yeah?
05:32Chelsea dropped three on Saturday.
05:35They should never have sold Greavesy, should they?
05:37Come on in, you're fit.
05:39Yeah, right.
05:39Right.
05:42What did you have, Del Boy?
05:44Oh, just a packet of biscuits and a cup of tea, Sid.
05:47What did you really have?
05:50Sausage, bacon,
05:52double egg, beans and tomatoes,
05:56mushrooms, black pudding
05:58and chips.
06:04Three teas, two bread.
06:09Bread was toasted.
06:14No fried slice?
06:15No, not this morning, Sid.
06:16Belly's a bit dicky.
06:18What did you have, Rodney?
06:20Oh, just my usual bacteria on toast, you know.
06:24One day I'll smack him in the mouth.
06:26Yeah, if you can find it.
06:28Here, coming down the nags' head tonight.
06:31We've got a couple of strippers on.
06:33I'm going out tonight.
06:35Oh, here.
06:37Take that back.
06:37I want one of them down there.
06:38One of them biscuits.
06:39It's all right.
06:40Oh, yeah, where are you going?
06:41I didn't tell you, did I?
06:43I've got a bird.
06:44Sandra.
06:46Sandra?
06:47Where did you meet her, then?
06:48She was down at a club last night.
06:50I didn't see you talking to anyone last night.
06:52Not even the bird that you were supposed to be with.
06:54Who was Sandra then?
06:55That part-time barmaid, was she?
06:56No, it's not a part-time wallah.
06:58She's got a career.
06:59Oh, career.
07:00What is she, a lollipop woman?
07:02No.
07:03Police woman.
07:04I mean, Rodney going out with a policewoman.
07:24What are the neighbours going to say?
07:26Why is he doing it to us, del boy?
07:32Because he's kinky, isn't he?
07:35He's got what leading psychiatrists call a thing about policewomen's uniforms.
07:40Well, if that's all he wants, can't we club together and buy him?
07:47He don't want to wear it.
07:50He wants the policewoman to wear it.
07:52Gordon Bennett, he may be perverted, but he ain't dangerous.
08:03Del, do you...
08:04Could I please have the case to the van, Del?
08:10Oi.
08:22Have you stopped to consider how your actions are going to affect our business?
08:27Don't you realise that them streets out there are our boardroom, our factory floor?
08:31And the people that live in them are our customers, our business acquaintances.
08:36How do you think they're going to feel about doing business with...
08:38with a grass?
08:41Bloody hell, Del, I'm just taking a bird to the pictures and suddenly I'm Bertie Smalls.
08:46You're not taking a bird, you're taking a...
08:49policewoman.
08:50But under the uniform, she's just the same as any other girl.
08:55Our kind and their kind don't mix, Rodney.
08:58We're like cats and dogs.
09:00I mean, you'll have to watch every word in case you say something incriminating.
09:05Them people's never off duty.
09:07Oh, don't talk rubbish, Grandad.
09:09She's hardly going to nick the bloke that's taking her out, is she?
09:12What do you know about it, you wally brain?
09:14Don't you know that...
09:15Don't you know that police officers have to take her vow
09:18that if necessary, they will nick their own mum and dad?
09:21She's hardly going to think twice about a ragbag like you, is she?
09:24Now, you're trying to run my life again, aren't you, Del?
09:29Well, if I let you get away with it this time,
09:30I won't be able to go for a Nelson Riddle
09:32without you giving me a blue preview.
09:34Leave it out.
09:36Hear that, hear that, hear that.
09:38After all I've done for him.
09:39Yeah, Grandad.
09:40Oh, cheers, Del.
09:41What have you ever done for me?
09:43What have I done for you?
09:44I've brought you up.
09:46I've fed you, I've clothed you.
09:48I picked you up when you fell down.
09:50I wiped your tears away.
09:54But most important of all, Rodney, I've always been there.
09:58I have always been there.
10:02Besides that.
10:05Always used to take your way on holidays.
10:07Oh, yeah, the Costa del Kent.
10:09That's right, yeah.
10:11You used to create therapeutic little adventure games, didn't you?
10:14Like, let's see who can pick the most hops today, Rodney.
10:19Hopping was all we could afford, wasn't it, Grandad?
10:21You've either got a short memory, Rodney,
10:23or you're just ungrateful.
10:25Don't you remember the time when your little mate, Roy Taylor,
10:29got a set of Jacko roller skates for his birthday?
10:32You come in crying cos you didn't have none.
10:35The next day, Del Boy brought you in a pair
10:37exactly the same as Roy Taylor's.
10:41What do you mean, exactly the same as Roy Taylor's?
10:43They were Roy Taylor's.
10:45His big brother gave me a right-eye-ding
10:47when he caught me on them.
10:49Yeah, I got him back for you, though, didn't I?
10:51Yeah, fine consolation that was, wouldn't it?
10:53I'm sat in my little bed with a split lip and an headache.
10:55All right, all right, then.
10:57Who paid your fine when you got caught for smoking pot?
11:00Yeah, well, I could have handled that myself.
11:02Well, 300 quid, do me a favour, Rodders.
11:05I remember when you got Nick for riding your motor scooter
11:07without a crash hat.
11:09You only got fined five quid and you asked for time to pay.
11:11You've always been a bad-un, Roddy.
11:15Right, right.
11:16Well, cos I didn't wear a crash helmet.
11:18I mean, smoking marijuana.
11:21You brought a slur upon the family name.
11:24Oh, leave off, Grandad.
11:26I'd have to get down for chicken molesting
11:27to bring a slur on his family's name.
11:30Oi, oi, that's enough of that!
11:33It's a good thing your mum died when she did
11:36cos that would have killed her.
11:38Why don't you shut up, you soppy old goat?
11:48Look, I don't care what neither of you say.
11:50I'm going out, right?
11:51I mean, you're always on about how you brought me up,
11:55how you kept me.
11:56The one thing you've never told me is why.
12:01Well, to tell you the truth,
12:04the council wouldn't let me keep a dog in the flat.
12:08Well, I think it's because you wanted to see me
12:10develop into a mature adult,
12:12someone who could stand on his own two feet,
12:14independent.
12:16And one of the little clauses in my independence, Del,
12:18is that I decide where I go,
12:21what I do, and with whom.
12:23All right, Rodney, all right.
12:24Why don't you do that small thing?
12:25You decide where you go, what you do,
12:27and with whom you do it,
12:28because I'm finished with you.
12:30I've washed me hands of you.
12:32As far as I'm concerned, you don't exist.
12:35Right?
12:36Right?
12:42And, Rodney?
12:43What?
12:44It's been raining.
12:45Them roads will be treacherous.
12:46Drive carefully.
12:51Yeah, I will.
12:53Cheers, Del.
12:54What for?
12:55Nothing.
12:57Well, I shouldn't be too late.
12:59Sandra's got to be up early.
13:00She's on riot patrol.
13:01The world's a strange place to live in, innit?
13:18Innit it, eh, Grandad?
13:20Eh?
13:21One minute you walk along quite nicely,
13:23and the next minute, whack!
13:25Life jumps out and...
13:27gives you sobering thoughts.
13:29Oh, I've had a lot of sobering thoughts
13:32in my time, dear boy.
13:35It were them that started me drinking.
13:42Now, I can understand that.
13:47A boy's grown into a man.
13:50I don't...
13:51I don't feel as needed as I used to be.
13:54Soon he'll...
13:57he'll fly to nest.
14:01But you know what the most sobering thought of the lot is?
14:07One wrong word from that plonker, Rodney,
14:09and I could end up doing five years.
14:10LAUGHTER
14:11Yeah, I was watching that.
14:32Got me on?
14:33No, not yet.
14:35His mouse probably drove her home.
14:37Here, more than likely.
14:40Ugh.
14:42Ugh.
14:44He's late, aren't he?
14:46Here.
14:47I hope she hasn't asked to see his...
14:50M.O.T.
14:54Here he is now.
14:55Ah!
14:57Oi!
14:57Hello, Z. Victor.
14:59What, how'd you get on?
15:00LAUGHTER
15:00I hope he didn't leave any fingerprints over the suspect.
15:03LAUGHTER
15:04He's still...
15:06What?
15:07He's got her own with him.
15:08Er...
15:08He's done what?
15:11What's he trying to do to me?
15:12Quick, Grandad, hide things.
15:13What things?
15:14Well, everything, innit?
15:16LAUGHTER
15:16That's better for a start.
15:18Quick, get rid of the...
15:18The booze, Grandad, the booze.
15:20You can get rid of the booze.
15:22Quick, come on.
15:24Oh, hello.
15:26Hello.
15:27Yeah, we was just talking about you, weren't we, Grandad?
15:29We just said, yeah, well, give Rodney another month
15:32and then we'll phone the police.
15:33LAUGHTER
15:34I just brought Sandra back for a nightcap.
15:37Oh, oh.
15:39Good.
15:40Hello again.
15:41Yeah, hello.
15:42Again.
15:44Well, did you...
15:46Did you enjoy the film?
15:48Yes, it was very good.
15:50Took you to see something romantic, did he?
15:51No, The Exterminator.
15:53Oh, The Exterminator.
15:54Well, of course, to Rodney, that is romantic.
15:58I mean, he cried his little eyes out over the Chainsaw Massacre.
16:00LAUGHTER
16:01Do you want to sit down, Sandra?
16:07And what have you been doing?
16:14Nothing.
16:14No, no, no, nothing.
16:17We've only been in all evening, haven't we, Grandad?
16:19Aye?
16:20Yeah.
16:20And we've got witnesses to prove.
16:22LAUGHTER
16:22I wasn't asking you to provide an alibi.
16:27I was just inquiring out politeness.
16:29Oh, yeah, yes.
16:30Yeah, of course she was, Sandra.
16:32Sorry.
16:32It's just that, you know, us being such a law-abiding family,
16:36we don't really know how to converse with the old Bill.
16:40LAUGHTER
16:40He's got a police record.
16:43Yes, walking on the moon.
16:44LAUGHTER
16:45You know, you've heard that one, haven't you?
16:51Yeah.
16:52Yeah, I'll play it for you later on, if you like, you know, if you haven't heard it.
16:56Do you like a police LP, Sandra?
16:57I've got the latest one.
16:59It hasn't even been released yet, has it, Del?
17:00LAUGHTER
17:01If it hasn't been released, how'd you come by it?
17:07No, no, what he means is, no, it hasn't been released in Britain yet.
17:10You see, we got it when we was abroad, on holiday.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Don't worry.
17:13LAUGHTER
17:14We got it on holiday.
17:16Where'd you go?
17:17Spades.
17:18Spades.
17:18LAUGHTER
17:19We toured.
17:21Yeah, we toured.
17:22LAUGHTER
17:24LAUGHTER
17:26HE CLEANES
17:28HE CLEANES
17:30HE CLEANES
17:32Well, this is pleasant, isn't it?
17:37HE CLEANES
17:39HE CLEANES
17:41HE CLEANES
17:42You know, um...
17:44Rodney, you know, he tried to join the police force once, yeah.
17:49It was after he failed the intelligence test to become a Unigate milkman.
17:54LAUGHTER
17:54He's joking.
17:56No, no, I'm not.
17:57Here, that's...
17:58Very nice-looking watch you've got there, Sandra, isn't it?
18:01Yes, lovely, isn't it?
18:02Rodney gave it to me.
18:04LAUGHTER
18:05Oh, did he?
18:07Oh, of course, he's a very generous lad, eh, Rodney, you know.
18:10Sometimes I think he's too generous for his own good.
18:13Yeah, come on.
18:14Rodney, shall you and me get Sandra a drink, eh?
18:16You and me and me and you, you know, together, you and me?
18:19Yeah, yeah, all right.
18:21What'll you have, Sandra?
18:22A gin and tonic, please.
18:23G and tea.
18:28Cheers.
18:29What'd you give me that watch for?
18:31Don't worry, I'll give you the money for it.
18:33Don't worry about that.
18:34I'm not worried about the money, am I?
18:36Don't you realise those watches are a very sought-after property?
18:39They're especially sought-after by the river police and the flying squad.
18:44LAUGHTER
18:45You mean they're a hot?
18:49Hot.
18:49They're so hot, it is advisable to wear oven gloves when winding them up.
18:54LAUGHTER
18:55What's the joke?
18:55You know, I was straight.
18:56Yeah, well, I lied.
18:57I lied, didn't I?
18:58Appalachian Bordeaux Controle.
18:59What?
19:02We've got to think of a way to get that watch back off her.
19:06Yeah, yeah, I'll just say,
19:07Sandra, can I have the watch back?
19:08Cos I only lent it you.
19:10No, we can't do that, ma.
19:12She might get suspicious, mightn't she?
19:14I'll have to think of something subtle.
19:16Yeah, that's what I like about you.
19:17Don't you'll try anything once.
19:19Oi, oi, oi.
19:19Just...
19:19I've got an idea here.
19:22Just watch me.
19:22Oh, here we are, Sandra.
19:25Nice gin and tonic for you.
19:27Dear Atna, please, allow me to put it on the arm of the chaise lounge for you.
19:32Oops!
19:33Oh, dear, oh, dear.
19:34Butter finger.
19:35Oh!
19:35Oh, no, no, it's all right.
19:38Don't worry.
19:39Oh, I do worry.
19:39I do.
19:40I mean, I feel partly responsible.
19:42Yes.
19:43Look.
19:43Oh, look, you're all wet.
19:45Grandaday, could you bring a cloth?
19:46Look at that.
19:47All over your nice new watch and all.
19:49Give it to me.
19:49I'll get it repaired for you.
19:50Oh, no, no, honestly, it doesn't matter.
19:51It's waterproof.
19:52Eh?
19:53Yeah, well, I know it's waterproof, but is it gin-proof?
19:55You see, gin's a very funny thing.
19:57You don't quite know where you stand with it.
19:59I've got this thing.
20:04Sorry, sorry about that.
20:05He's a bit eccentric, you know.
20:07Now, if you give me that watch, I'll get it repaired for you, all right?
20:11Yeah.
20:12Yeah, he's right, Sandra, because it's probably out of guarantee now.
20:14It's been soaked in gin, you know.
20:15Well, are you sure you don't mind?
20:17Mind?
20:18La plume de la motante.
20:20It'll be a pleasure.
20:21There you are.
20:22That's right.
20:22There.
20:23Look, I'll let you have this back in, what, you know, a couple of months.
20:25It'll be as good as new.
20:26Well, come on in, Rodney, you know.
20:28Get Sandra another drink.
20:30Mate.
20:31Yeah.
20:33That got you out of stut, didn't it, eh?
20:35What do you mean, got me out of stut?
20:36You put me in it in the first place.
20:37Oh, that's all right.
20:38Go on, pass the buck.
20:40All right, yeah.
20:41Listen, no more cockers.
20:45Just, you know, just think before you act, all right?
20:47Right.
20:48Good.
20:49Oh, look at that.
20:50I'm sorry, Sandra, we seem to be right out of gin.
20:53Eh?
20:53No, we're not.
20:54No, I've got another free cases of it down here.
20:59I don't believe it.
21:00I don't believe it.
21:02What a plonker.
21:03What a plonker.
21:04Oh.
21:16Well, here we are.
21:18Yes, here we are.
21:21Do you feel like you bring a uniform home, Sandra?
21:25Yeah, sang it in my wardrobe.
21:27Why?
21:28Nothing.
21:34Rodney.
21:39Yes, Sandra?
21:41Can I ask you something?
21:44Yeah.
21:45Easy.
21:47You know your flat?
21:50Yeah.
21:51Well, is there anything in it that's legally yours?
21:59I recognised a lot of the stuff from Scotland Yard photos and Police 5.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Er.
22:08Well, I mean, you know, you're not interested in the little things that fall off the bags of
22:12lorries, are you?
22:14No.
22:15But I am interested in who pushed them and who picked them up.
22:18I mean, you had three cases of export gin.
22:21You can't buy that in Britain.
22:24No.
22:24No.
22:25We got it on holiday.
22:27Oh, you smuggle as well.
22:29Oh, come on, Sandra.
22:33I bought you a don of kebab tonight.
22:36And you gave me a stolen watch.
22:39No, I didn't know that was nipped.
22:41Well, tell that to the beat, Rodney.
22:42You don't seem to realise.
22:46I'm trying to build a career in the police force.
22:49Now, what do you think my commanding officer would do if he found me in possession of stolen
22:53property?
22:54Put you in charge of the Christmas club, more like.
22:56This is not funny, Rodney.
23:00I could end up with the sack.
23:02Which of you two is the culprit, you or your brother?
23:05No, it's not...
23:08Yes, me.
23:11Del.
23:11Del don't know anything about it.
23:13He's a bit of a wally, see?
23:17Well, come quietly, miss.
23:19It's a fair cup.
23:26If I was to carry out my duty to the fuller, I'd take you straight down the station now.
23:32But you did take me to the pictures.
23:35And you bought me a don of kebab.
23:36And a packet of cashews.
23:38And a watch.
23:40Oh.
23:41Well, forget about the watch.
23:43No, I won't forget about the watch.
23:46Neither will I forget about the others your brother hid down the side of the armchair.
23:51Look.
23:52I'll give you 24 hours breathing space.
23:55Time to, shall we say, spring clean your flat.
23:59And after that, I'm coming round with the CID.
24:01That's 24 hours, Rodney.
24:04Yeah, right.
24:07Reminds me of that Jean Pitney song, you know.
24:0924 hours from Dartmoor.
24:13Well.
24:15Thanks for a lovely evening, Sandra.
24:17Thank you, Rodney.
24:20But I'll fancy a coffee.
24:22Oh, do you?
24:23Well, there's an all-night sandwich bar down the Walworth Road.
24:28Oh, yeah.
24:30My mind's probably popped down there then.
24:35Sandra, will I see you again?
24:37Of course you will.
24:38I'll be round your flight in 24 hours.
24:40And in case you don't recognise me in uniform, I'll be the one with the warrant.
24:52Well, we've got 24 hours, Del.
24:56Well, as you so rightly say, Del.
24:58Rodney, 24 hours is better than nothing.
25:00Thanks for being so understanding, Del.
25:03I'm going to kill you, Rodney!
25:05So, Del.
25:07Listen, that's right.
25:07This is it, you dipstick.
25:09Have you got any last requests?
25:11Yeah.
25:11I want to leave my pimp cells to medical science.
25:13Now, get off.
25:14No, I won't get off.
25:15Just leave me then.
25:16Hey.
25:17What's up with you now?
25:18I thought you'd calmed down.
25:19I had calmed down.
25:21And I trapped my finger in a flap on that table,
25:23got myself a black man's pinch,
25:24and it's all this dipstick's fault.
25:26I've said I'm sorry, and I mean,
25:27what more does he want me to say?
25:29You could say,
25:30I'm emigrating, Del boy.
25:32I'm jumping off the balcony, Del boy.
25:34Anything that would cheer me up.
25:36Anybody can make a mistake, Del boy.
25:40Yeah, you're right.
25:40Look at a mistake Mum and Dad made.
25:42How could they produce such a stupid kid?
25:45Oh, don't put yourself down, Del.
25:47I'll chin you, I will.
25:50Look, we ain't got time to stand here arguing.
25:53We've only got a few hours to get rid of all this stuff.
25:56That's right.
25:56Help me clear out this sideboard.
25:58Make it a bit lighter.
25:59Did we get this sideboard down Hooky Street then?
26:02I don't know, Rodney, I don't know.
26:04Half the stuff in this flat is legal,
26:06the other half isn't.
26:08It's been such a long time,
26:09I just don't know what's bloody what anymore.
26:11We've got to get rid of the whole issue.
26:13That's it, come on.
26:14Oh, I know there's something that I mustn't forget.
26:17Hey, Del.
26:20What?
26:21Can I keep one of these bottles of aftershave?
26:23Yeah.
26:24What for?
26:25Well, it's just in case Sandra comes round a bit early, you know.
26:32Just come here a minute.
26:34Come here, you.
26:38You just come here.