00:00My fitness tracker says, I took 17,000 steps last night.
00:05Weird. Because I spent the night like a normal person, watching Netflix and slowly decaying.
00:11But the GPS says I walked in circles around a cemetery. My heart rate flatlined at 3 a.m.
00:20Then spiked in my closet. I opened it. My shoes were muddy and one was missing.
00:25Then my band buzzed. Heart rate. Zero BPM. Achievement unlocked. Permanent rest mode.
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