00:00My ex texted me while I was at her funeral. I looked around everyone was crying. Then another
00:05message. Don't let them bury me. I froze. Third message. I'm watching you cry. It's cute. I ran
00:14outside. My phone kept buzzing. Final text. You still owe me a hundred dollars, idiot. So yeah,
00:20I blocked her. Even the dead can't move on these days, but damn, she still haunts my savings.
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