00:00Last night I was watching Annabelle alone at 3 a.m., laughing like,
00:04this doll ain't scary, I've seen scarier math exams. Then I heard knocking from my window,
00:12bro, I live on the sixth floor. I peeked outside and saw my teddy bear on the ledge,
00:18wearing my hoodie and holding a spoon. I said, damn, even my stuffed animals are doing parkour
00:24now. Then the lights cut out. When they came back, the spoon was inside my pillow. The teddy,
00:31gone, on the window glass scratched in, next time it won't be a spoon.
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