00:00I love horror movies, but watching one in a theater full of Oscar-winning over-reactors?
00:06That's real terror. One jump scare hit, a guy screamed, threw popcorn in the air and yelled,
00:12Not my time, demon! Another dude fainted during the production logo.
00:17Then the girl next to me leaned in and whispered, This isn't part of the movie.
00:21On screen, the actor blinked and waved at me. The screen went black. Then a voice echoed,
00:27Welcome to the cast. A clapperboard slammed shut behind me, and when the lights came on, I was inside the movie.
00:36Final credit roll read, Dead Guy No. 1 played by That Loudmouth in Row 6.
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