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A list of six places in Miami to take someone you hate. Crowder wants Hoch to join him out on the Everglades on a “John boat” and Solana reveals he once visited the ER after some mosquito bites.
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00:00And since you're mentioning driving into Miami, perfect segue for headlines into a list from the Miami New Times.
00:07You know, I'm the Miami New Times award winner.
00:09So they just they send us these things.
00:10Yeah, they send us these things.
00:11Yeah, make sense.
00:12Yeah.
00:12I don't know if you guys still get the emails or not, but they just send us things.
00:16It's fascinating.
00:17The Miami New Times.
00:18Good for you.
00:19But this is great.
00:20Six places in Miami to take someone you hate.
00:26Bayside's got to be on the list.
00:27No.
00:28Number one.
00:29Bayside.
00:30Yeah, it's got to be on the list.
00:34Miami should have a waterfront.
00:37It's a cruise ship port.
00:37It's a cruise ship port.
00:38Man, nobody wants to buy chocolates at a kiosk.
00:42Why are we here?
00:45You're right.
00:46Miami should have a waterfront that is envied the world over.
00:49But poor city planning and developer friendly concessions mean it's largely devoted to towering high rises and the select few can afford to live in them.
00:56The crown jewel of Miami's waterfront should be Bayside Marketplace.
01:00Instead, imagine it, an architectural masterpiece sitting right on Biscayne Boulevard filled with shops.
01:07Instead, what we've got is a malang of outdated 80s design that's home to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and Standard Mall Fair.
01:14It really should be like so Miami, you know, Joe's Stone Crab or say, you know what I mean?
01:24Like, and it's a Bubba Gump Shrimp.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Do they still have that damn Ferris wheel down there on the water?
01:32Like, that's going to attract people.
01:33Get out.
01:34Nobody wants to ride no damn Ferris wheel.
01:37The other ones are, I mean, whatever.
01:39It was, that was really the, like, the thing I wanted to bring up.
01:44But the Everglades in the summer.
01:47Oh, you're going to die.
01:48I've never, I've never done an airboat tour as long as I've been down here.
01:52Never done an airboat tour.
01:54Don't go now.
01:55Heat stroke.
01:56It's called heat stroke tour.
01:58Tomorrow night, man.
01:59You know, I'm going to that Toto, Men at Work, Christopher Cross concert outside in West Palm.
02:05And we're in the pavilion.
02:07I don't know if you ever sat in that pavilion in the summer.
02:10The air doesn't move.
02:13It's like a concert at Alligator Alcatraz.
02:16It is.
02:17It is.
02:18Stagnant air.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Holiday Park.
02:22They have nice airboats, but you got to go October, November.
02:25Don't go now.
02:26But I want to do that.
02:27I've never done that for some reason.
02:28I want to do that.
02:29I've never run an airboat.
02:30You should go out with me.
02:32No.
02:34See, I was going to tell you, I was going to tell you how cool, how cool it is.
02:38I'd rather forget my keys every day for the rest of my life than end up on an airboat with you piloting it.
02:45We'll get on a John boat.
02:46I'll throw, I like, I'll feel it.
02:48I'll feed the gators and do illegal stuff for you.
02:50They don't do that stuff on the airboat.
02:52Not interested.
02:52Okay.
02:53I don't do that anyway because it's illegal.
02:55Hawk, here's a tip.
02:59As somebody who's been to the Everglades a lot, forget the airboat tour.
03:03It sucks.
03:04Literally, it's a nightmare.
03:06Just do Shark Valley.
03:08You go to Shark Valley.
03:09You rent a couple bicycles early in the morning unless you have bicycles and you like to exercise.
03:14You get there super early and there's like a three-mile bike ride to this lookout tower and there's alligators everywhere.
03:24It's covered by trees.
03:25So, there's really not even that much sun.
03:26That actually sounds cool.
03:27And during the winter months, you know, December, January, it's nice in the morning.
03:31It's not hot.
03:32You get to see the Everglades, like it actually looks like Everglades.
03:35You get to this massive lookout tower and you can overlook the entire Everglades.
03:41You just walk up it.
03:41It takes two seconds.
03:42And you walk down.
03:43There's a couple nature paths around.
03:45And then you bike back three miles.
03:49So, it takes like, I don't know, maybe like a half hour.
03:51Wherever the parking lot is, like there's a parking lot.
03:52Right back to the parking lot.
03:53So, instead of getting on a boat with me, going out, riding around, seeing gators, enjoying ourselves, you'd ride six miles into a mosquito-infested tower to sit down and look at alligators?
04:09I think so, yes.
04:10I hate you.
04:12Crowder, this –
04:13You hate me.
04:14I'm not even joking.
04:15This is a much more up-close, front-and-personal experience with alligators.
04:22They're just there.
04:22Front-and-personal.
04:23Front-and-personal.
04:24What is it?
04:32You don't know phrases, man.
04:37So, how do I get front-and-personal with these alligators?
04:40Climb up an 80-story building and look at the little gators.
04:45What are you talking –
04:46That sounds kind of cool, actually, though, because you can't go biking.
04:50Like, no one who – if you don't live down here, when are you ever going to get to bike through the –
04:53I can take the John boat, ride right up next to an alligator, and you're sitting looking at him.
04:59Already, someone who doesn't call it an airboat and calls it a John boat, I'm leery.
05:04Because I've never heard that before, and that's someone who's overly cutesy.
05:09Like, obviously, you think now you're some sort of Everglades expert because he calls it a John boat, and it's like already you can see this whole thing would be a disaster.
05:20Airboats are powered by air.
05:22John boats are powered by a motor, like an in-water motor.
05:27I'm not going out on a John boat.
05:30I'm going out on an airboat.
05:31A motorboat in the Everglades?
05:34Yes.
05:34Things can get all picked up with seaweed.
05:37No, it's not.
05:37We do it all the time.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:38The nightmare fuel.
05:41A John boat in the Everglades with crowding.
05:43Let me show you.
05:45I'm going to send you a video of five.
05:47Chan was six.
05:48Ava was five.
05:49We were out on a John boat playing with alligators.
05:52The only reason to go out in the Everglades is because you get to go on an airboat.
05:55Now you're telling me you're going in a rowboat?
05:58We're not rowing anywhere.
06:00It got a motor on it.
06:04Crowder's not wrong about the mosquitoes, though.
06:07Goodness.
06:08About a decade ago.
06:09You know, they have those old silos, like the old military base.
06:12They're abandoned out in the Everglades.
06:14I don't know if you got, like, these, like, Nike missile bases that were set up there
06:19back in the 60s during the Cold War era.
06:24And now they're just, like, these abandoned silos.
06:27And there's, like, all these buildings that have just been abandoned for years.
06:30And it's very, like, edgy now for kids to go out there, graffiti, spray paint, whatever.
06:35Well, I got invited.
06:38I'm like, oh, all right.
06:38You know me.
06:39Like, oh, I'm trying to look cool.
06:41Take a picture for Instagram.
06:42Go out there.
06:44Bro, I had 7,000 mosquito bites on my body.
06:47I went to the ER.
06:52Are you kidding me?
06:54Oh, my God.
06:55I went to the ER.
06:58For mosquito bites?
07:00What is wrong with you?
07:01No, no.
07:01I'm going to send you the picture.
07:03I look like a mosquito bite.
07:04My entire body was filled.
07:06But what did you expect the ER was going to do?
07:09Rub talamine lotion on you?
07:10Because you could do that yourself.
07:12Like, what could you, what, what did you, did you think they had a cure for mosquito bites?
07:17I just wanted to make sure I didn't have Zika.
07:19Because this was while Zika was popular.
07:22So I took a blood test to make sure I didn't have Zika.
07:24Zika was popular.
07:26That's when everybody loved it.
07:27A bunch of people texting in that Shark Valley or whatever it's called is a 15-mile trail.
07:32That it's not three miles.
07:33Whatever.
07:34It's nice.
07:34I don't mind.
07:35You just lied.
07:36You just lied.
07:37I don't remember how long it was.
07:39All your stories get holes poked in them.
07:42That's true.
07:42But I have been to Shark Valley several times.
07:45Like, several handful of times.
07:46I love Shark Valley.
07:48All right.
07:50Bike ride there every weekend.
07:53After you kayak.
07:55Solana, you better keep a job with insurance.
07:57Because if you go to the hospital this much, boy, you're going to be broke.
08:00I should probably stop admitting how many times I go to the hospital.
08:03Because Odyssey is going to fire me.
08:05That is crazy.
08:06So, you wrote on the intake form in the emergency room, Mosquito Bites.
08:11Mosquito Bites.
08:13Literally.
08:14Are you?
08:15I mean.
08:16They must have thought you were insane.
08:19Mosquito Bites.
08:21What else do you go to the emergency room for?
08:23A haircut?
08:27Mosquito Bites.
08:28I'll find the picture of me with the Mosquito Bites.
08:32It was bad, bro.
08:33No joke.
08:33It was legit bad.
08:36Mosquito Bites.
08:37We all know what they look like.
08:38They're little bumps.
08:39All had them.
08:40We live in South Florida.
08:42Nah, man.
08:44These were like engineered mosquitoes or something.
08:48Oh, I tell you.
08:50I'll be honest with you, Hawk.
08:51Them Everglades mosquitoes will pick you up and fly you away.
08:55These are big-ass mosquitoes.
08:56Nothing can top the mosquitoes in Alaska.
08:59What we went through in Alaska with mosquitoes, nothing will.
09:04They're birds.
09:05They're literally birds.
09:07They land all over you.
09:08They are birds.
09:11Sully.
09:13I got to find this picture.
09:14I got a video of my kids driving the John boat.
09:21Imagine going to the Everglades and then getting into a John boat instead of an airboat.
09:26Like, I always wonder that people on the cruise ships, like, you ever see those junky cruise ships that pull up to the real cruise ships?
09:38The Margaritaville cruises?
09:42Oh, man.
09:44Yeah, I just found them.
09:45I always think, what could these people be thinking as they pull up to an actual cruise ship that has, like, slides and a rock climbing wall?
09:55And, like, they've got one putting green.
09:59It's, like, near the engine room.
10:02And I always wonder, like, what must those people be thinking?
10:04That has to be your kids on the John boat in the Everglades as all these airboats are roaring by.
10:10I just sent y'all a picture of us on the John boat.
10:14It's a lot of fun.
10:17They get to drive.
10:19You know, y'all don't understand fun.
10:23Look at that.
10:25You want to get on that boat with me, little, little, little, little aluminum?
10:29I haven't gotten a little bit of text yet.
10:30Okay.
10:31Just an aluminum bottle boat.
10:32We can slide around through the little canals, play with gators, do a little fishing.
10:37Breaking news.
10:38Steelers and TJ Watt agreed to a three-year, $123 million extension, making him the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history.
10:52What's that, 41 a year?
10:55That's crazy.
10:57Crazy, man.
10:58Man, my parents are mad.
11:01I'm looking at the picture.
11:02You're not in the Everglades.
11:04We're in the Everglades.
11:05We're out of Holiday Park.
11:07That's not the Everglades.
11:08We're in the, that's Holiday Park.
11:10There's nothing, there's, the Everglades are supposed to have, like, stuff all over the water.
11:15There's lily pads, there's...
11:18There's no lily pads.
11:19Vegetation?
11:19It looks like you're, it looks like you're on Pirates of the Caribbean at Disney World.
11:27Look at that, little baby.
11:28Look at them little babies out there on the boat, and you scared.
11:31Adorable.
11:34Let me look at this video here.
11:39Yes, Alana.
11:42Gator galore.
11:43Hey, it really is.
11:46I'm telling you, look it up.
11:47It really is.
11:48You see gators the entire time.
11:50No.
11:51Hey, I'm telling you, the Holiday Park, it's at the end of Griffin Road.
11:54Griffin and 27.
11:5627, US 27 and Griffin.
11:59It's, they got a, they got a whole setup out there.
12:01Peacocks run around.
12:02They have, like, the Gator Boys, where you can go actually in, and they'll wrestle gators in front of you.
12:08It's pretty cool.
12:09Like, from Wild Things.
12:10Look at his little back.
12:14His little back got some bumps on it.
12:15Look at that.
12:18Bro, tell me, look at that, man.
12:20My skin was, like, deformed.
12:23Yeah.
12:23What did you, did you not wear a shirt?
12:26I did.
12:27But the problem is, you're not supposed to wear just a shirt.
12:29You're supposed to cover, like, your legs and your arms.
12:32Everybody was wearing hoodies and jeans.
12:34I went, like, if I was going to go play pickleball.
12:37Like, short shorts.
12:39Tight t-shirts.
12:40Bro, I.
12:41You're supposed to go to the Everglades with sweatshirts and jeans on?
12:47Remember, this is at night, Crowder.
12:48This is at night.
12:49You're going to go scale silos.
12:52To spray paint?
12:55I wasn't spray.
12:55We were just going to go look at it.
12:57Abandoned silos.
12:59That is disgusting, man.
13:01I told you.
13:02Would you not go to the emergency room if you took off your shirt?
13:05In the emergency room, but, I mean, it's disgusting looking.
13:08I can only imagine all these things crawling on you underneath your shirt.
13:14Calamine lotion.
13:16Yeah.
13:16I mean, that's, that's, what else?
13:18Like, what did they do?
13:20None.
13:22What?
13:24Nothing.
13:24What did the ER, ER doctors think?
13:30The, the, the urgent care doctor on Kendall and 127th Avenue literally thinks I am the biggest, well, P word in the history.
13:43Cause I've gone to that urgent care clinic eight times.
13:46And every time he's like this old Cuban guy, he's like, Oh, he sees me.
13:50I sold on it.
13:51Oh, I can't understand why you keep going.
13:57Like what, what could you possibly think he was going to do?
14:01I wanted to make sure I didn't have Zika Hawk.
14:05How was he like, how was he going to tell?
14:08I don't know.
14:09Like a blood test or something.
14:11Did you take a blood test?
14:13No.
14:14Mr.
14:14Solana.
14:15I have to suck out the poison.
14:22So, Solana.
14:23So you get a mosquito bite.
14:25You go in.
14:26Nothing happens and you leave.
14:29I didn't get a mosquito bite.
14:31Look at the picture, bro.
14:32My entire back, my entire back is a mosquito bite.
14:36I had, I had, I developed rashes on my body.
14:39How many mosquito bites I had.
14:41Okay.
14:41So diagnosis treatment.
14:43What were the diagnosis and treatment of this rash body?
14:47They gave me some like anti-inflammatory shot for my body.
14:51And then they sent me home and they said, if in a week you have a fever, come in.
14:55You might have Zika.
14:56And that was it.
14:57Literally, that, that was the extent of it.
14:59What movie is that from?
15:05Does anybody remember?
15:06There's a movie where they're like, we have to suck out the poison.
15:09What is that from?
15:12Someone texted it.
15:13We have to suck out the poison.
15:18Oh, man.
15:19I know what you're talking about, too.
15:22Solana, stop going to the damn hospital, man.
15:24Wait, come on.
15:25Deal, deal with life.
15:27What's the, what's that called?
15:28Well, there's a disease that you always think you're sick.
15:31Hypochondriac.
15:32You're a hypochondriac.
15:34Maybe.
15:38No, yes.
15:39We have to suck out the poison.
15:42What is that from?
15:43Someone text that in.
15:45Mr. Solana, we're going to have to suck out the poison.
15:56And just to round out this list, six places you would take somebody in Miami if you hate them.
16:04Bayside.
16:06Everglades.
16:07On a jumbo with Crowder.
16:12Mall of the Americas.
16:13The Metro Rail.
16:15And finally, South Beach and Miami Sequarium, as we talked about a couple weeks ago.
16:20We talked about that the other day, yeah.
16:23Got tilapia.
16:24Who wants to see a tilapia?
16:28All right.
16:29The Marlins are back tomorrow.
16:30Tonight, the Miami Heat do play in the Las Vegas Summer League.
16:34Their final game in the Summer League.
16:36They're probably not going to be back-to-back champions.
16:38A couple people suggesting it was the movie Anaconda.
16:40Was it Anaconda?
16:42We have to suck out the poison.
16:44Or is it Three Amigos?
16:49Someone just texted in Three Amigos.
16:51I was going to say it was a funny movie.
16:53Yeah, it was a funny movie.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Anaconda's not funny.
16:57Anaconda's a terrible movie.
16:58All of them.
16:59We're going to have to suck out the poison.
17:02Let's give that to DBJ.
17:04Write that down.
17:11I've got to find what it's from so that we can actually play it for them.
17:15But, yeah, I think it's Three Amigos, maybe.
17:20Maybe not.
17:21The last thing I have written down for DBJ Lines.
17:27Quote, we've got a bleeder from something about Mary.
17:32Joe, we're going to have to suck out the poison.
17:36At some point, Joe is just going to put his headphones down and walk out of the movie.
17:48That's what we're headed towards.
17:50Snakes on a plane.
17:51All right, we have to suck out the poison.
17:54And Troy says, man, I ain't sucking nothing.
17:57Is that what it is?
17:58I feel like it was a comedy movie.
18:01Somebody says it's the movie Bananas with Woody Allen.
18:04Don, maybe it is.
18:06I go, I'll find it.
18:09We have to suck out the poison.
18:14All right, your weather.
18:22Hey, Hawk.
18:22Congratulations to TJ Watt and Don Kessinger.
18:25Happy birthday.
18:30Hey, Hawk, if Crowder got bit by a snake.
18:34You're on a john boat.
18:35Don't have enough time to get to the hospital.
18:38Would you suck out the poison?
18:39No.
18:40Yes.
18:41No.
18:42Yes.
18:46Alligator bait.
18:47I'm going to die.
18:48You're going to die.
18:48We're both dead.
18:50What you want to do?
18:52Where did he get bit?
18:54Don't say nothing crazy.
18:56It'll probably be ankle or wrist.
18:57Just beneath the ass cheek.
19:02Just beneath.
19:05So, Hawk, we're out on a john boat.
19:08We're looking for gators.
19:09We're out there enjoying ourselves.
19:11I reach out.
19:12A cotton mouth jumps up and bites my wrist.
19:15Oh, no, because it can't be nothing I can suck out.
19:17So, it bites me on the back where I can't get to.
19:20You wouldn't suck the poison out to keep me alive?
19:22I am going to have a really tough time creating some, like, suction hard enough on your back to get the poison out with my mouth.
19:39I don't think I'm going to make it.
19:41I just think I'm going to drop the egg.
19:52If we're in the Everglades, you're going to be all sweaty.
19:56Yeah.
19:57It's just a nightmare scenario.
19:59I probably just have to jump into an alligator.
20:04Life or death.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I got to end it.
20:06I got to end it for myself.
20:08I go, good luck, Crowder, but.
20:15Man.
20:16I got you.
20:18Boy, I'd suck your poison good.
20:29We'll just keep fishing.
20:32I didn't get bit there.
20:40It'd be too safe, Hawk.
20:44This has already started.
20:45Play some music.
20:48Put it on a playlist.
21:02Those are your sports headlines.
21:05Your weather.
21:06It's 88 degrees.
21:09Tonight, the lows.
21:10They'll drop into the low 70s.
21:13That's your weather.
21:13Many conflicting texts on what that's from.
21:18We'll find it out at some point.
21:20Yes.
21:21It is.
21:22It's a movie, though.
21:23It's a movie.
21:24I remember saying that, I think, like, in high school.
21:26Got to suck out the poison.
21:29I don't know what that's from, though.
21:32Man.
21:33All right.
21:33I don't know.
21:34I don't know.
21:35How did we get from Don Kessinger's birthday?
21:40Because Solana got bit by a mosquito and went to the ER.
21:44This is amazing.
21:46Did, like, someone, does someone always say to you, oh, yeah, you should go to the ER?
21:53No.
21:54You just come up with it on your own.
21:55You got home from the Everglades.
21:57You had a lot of mosquito bites.
21:58You said to yourself, I better go to the ER.
22:00But you're downplaying it.
22:01I showed you guys the picture.
22:03I held it up to the camera.
22:04I mean, I had rashes on my body and massive, like, almost blister, like, mosquito bites.
22:12I had a really bad reaction to these mosquito bites.
22:15Yeah.
22:15You had hives.
22:16You had hives.
22:17But, I mean, that's caladril lotion or, you know.
22:21I don't know what that means.
22:22I had never had hives before.
22:24Isn't your fiance a nurse?
22:27Yeah.
22:27This is, dude, this is over, like, a decade ago, man.
22:29Has she explained to you since you got together that you're a hypochondriac?
22:36Yeah.
22:37She thinks I'm a baby, genuinely.
22:40Like, anytime I'm sick, I'm the guy who, like, I want to be babied when I'm sick, man.
22:46I like to be babied when I'm sick.
22:50Like, I wake up with a sore throat, and I'm like, I have strep.
22:55And maybe I am a hypochondriac.
22:56Now that you mentioned it, like, genuinely, maybe I am.
22:58The last time I got sick was 1988.
23:01Oh, stop it.
23:02You missed four weeks of shows because you had a tummy ache.
23:091991, last time I coughed.
23:13Yeah.
23:14I so very rarely want to go see anyone because I always do the thing in my head.
23:21Well, what are they possibly going to tell me that I can't do on my own?
23:27And, yeah, I, like, that would be my reaction with the mosquito bites.
23:31Like, what could they, like, they don't have a cure that I'm not privy to.
23:37Like, that's a, that's like a kid.
23:39I think a kid's way of thinking is like, oh, the doctor has the cure for anything.
23:43Oh, but as you get older, you're like, like, you don't play it out in your head.
23:48Like, I'm going to go there.
23:48I'm going to sit in the waiting room.
23:50What's he possibly going to do?
23:55Like, and like, I don't know.
23:58I just, I don't, I would never get to the point where I would go.
24:00Yeah.
24:00I better go see the physician.
24:03But you don't know that.
24:04You don't know that they don't have a cure for something or that they haven't.
24:07They don't have a cure for mosquito bites.
24:08I know that.
24:09I absolutely know that.
24:10Again, again, I didn't go because I had one mosquito.
24:13I have a mosquito bite right now.
24:15I'm not going to the emergency room.
24:16I had hives break out because of mosquito bites.
24:19I never had that reaction.
24:21If you get hives, generally, you put, you know, Caladryl or something on,
24:24which takes the swelling down and stops the itching, which is when you,
24:29you know, it gets worse when you scratch it.
24:33I'll tell you, every time I go to the doctor,
24:36they find something wrong to prescribe you something.
24:39Your mitochondria is alleviated.
24:42We need, I don't need no damn mitochondria medicine.
24:45I'm fine.
24:46Isn't that like a, bro, the cell.
24:50I wish I could find that my last checkup where they told me something about,
24:54oh, that's elevated.
24:55Are you urinating correctly?
24:57Yeah.
24:58Yeah.
24:58Yeah.
24:58P fine.
25:00Yeah.
25:00But to be fair, mitochondria, like something plants do.
25:04No, it's like a, it's like a cellular function or something like that.
25:07Well, they want to prescribe you something.
25:10So they get their kick back.
25:11They want you to go have surgeries.
25:13Dude told me I need a knee replacement.
25:15I'm, I'm 41 years old.
25:17I need a knee replacement.
25:18Man, kiss my butt.
25:20Maybe that's why I'm the healthiest one on the show.
25:28Well, you're not.
25:29I listen, I listen to medical professionals.
25:32See, I hate, I hate that.
25:33You know, these people went to school.
25:36These people have degrees.
25:37They have degrees.
25:38All they do is guess.
25:40No, but that's, that's silly to say that.
25:42Like if I'm questioning something that I feel and I don't feel good,
25:47I hate the idea of like, oh, I'm not going to go to the hospital.
25:51I'm not going to go to the doctor.
25:52What do they know?
25:53Like, no, they know more than me.
25:55They know.
25:56Correct.
25:56If you really feel ill and you can't figure out what it is.
26:00Sure.
26:01But if you have mosquito bites, my point is they don't have the cure for that.
26:05I don't know.
26:05I don't know what you thought they were going to do.
26:08I thought I had Zika.
26:09How many times did you think you were going to leave the appointment with no mosquito?
26:12It's a lot of the, the guy that washes my car knows more than you.
26:24Like it's, that's not a difficult thing.
26:26Honey, I'm going to the doctor.
26:28I got to, I got to get rid of these mosquito bites.
26:30I'll see you.
26:31It'll be about an hour, but I'm going to come back with no mosquito bites.
26:35You guys have to put yourself in the context of like 2014 when Zika was an outbreak
26:41and people, people were dying because of Zika.
26:46How many people?
26:47Let me pretend it's 2014 and I'm really stupid.
26:51All right.
26:52Okay.
26:54I see now why.
26:57People were dying.
26:58People, people, multiple were dying because of Zika.
27:02How many funerals?
27:03How many funerals you go to?
27:04I got ripped apart, torn apart by mosquitoes.
27:08These massive mosquitoes in the Everglades.
27:11I had hives breaking out, I had rashes all over my body, I had mosquito bites the size
27:18of Crowder's ass foot on my back.
27:22F yeah, I'm going to the ER.
27:24I'm going to the urgent care clinic.
27:25Hell yeah.
27:28Honey.
27:30I'm going to the urgent care.
27:31I've got to have someone suck out the boys.
27:34Do you consult with your fiance now before you do this goofy stuff?
27:46Maybe.
27:49Because she says the same things you guys say.
27:51Like, why would you do it?
27:51Like, why?
27:52Why would you go to the...
27:53Well, it just ends up being a waste of time most of the time.
27:55Again, if you don't know what you have, or if you have, like, the worst sore throat and
27:59you really do think you have strep, well, then you can get a prescription that's going
28:03to make it better.
28:03And only a doctor can get you that prescription.
28:05So I get that.
28:07I'm having a tough time getting there for jet lag and keto bites.
28:13I'm tired.
28:15I'm real tired.
28:16See what this doctor has to say.
28:17See, I am so tired from this vacation.
28:20I'm going to stop at the emergency room so that they can make me less tired.
28:25I'm going to write you a prescription for nap.
28:34All right.
28:35Let's regain our composure.
28:37We'll take a break.
28:37Five o'clock.
28:38Funky Buddha happy hour.
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28:41Actual sports headlines.
28:43Take a break.
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