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JFig brings drama and heartbreak as we play our favorite Wednesday game, "Rats off a ship!" Dak Prescott getting sacked by Micah Parsons, Tom Brady says he wouldn't help Raiders with broadcast duties, A Randy Macho Man Savage biopic...
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00:00Rats off a ship!
00:03Rats off a ship. Game 6.
00:07Rats off a ship.
00:12What do we have today,
00:14Jennifer?
00:16We're going to start things off
00:18with Dak Prescott.
00:19How do we feel about him getting sacked by
00:21Micah Parsons this week? He says
00:24it's going to be painful.
00:26Let me tell you something right now, dude.
00:27I'm not rats off a ship. That dude is
00:29getting sacked maybe multiple times
00:32by Micah Parsons this week.
00:34No doubt in my mind,
00:35you know that Micah Parsons is licking his chops
00:37and he's going to stare up to Jerry's box
00:39and he's just
00:41going to be like...
00:42It's going to be a spectacle.
00:45This is not going to go well for
00:47the Dallas Cowboys. It feels like it's
00:49all been leading up to this.
00:51You can do that with an average player,
00:53but you can't do it with one of the best
00:55at his position and then have
00:57him come in
00:58and think that it's not going to get ugly.
01:03However,
01:04I would say this,
01:05that
01:06if they turn around and ran the football
01:09against him,
01:12I would say
01:13he would say,
01:14see,
01:15I told you.
01:16I told you.
01:16He couldn't stop the run.
01:17I told you.
01:19I told you.
01:20So,
01:21there's that.
01:22There's that.
01:24So,
01:24it would be pretty weird if
01:26he's rushing the passer
01:28and they gash him for
01:30200 yards.
01:31Mm-hmm.
01:32Even if he get a sack,
01:33it ain't going to matter.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Well,
01:37so you're not rats off a ship?
01:38You think he's getting sacked?
01:40Oh,
01:40he's getting,
01:40oh,
01:41he's getting sacked.
01:42It doesn't matter how many.
01:44Sunday night football.
01:44He's going to be up there
01:45counting like LeBron.
01:47Not one,
01:48not two,
01:49not three.
01:51Yeah.
01:53Jennifer,
01:54you're rats?
01:54You're not rats off a ship,
01:56right?
01:56I'm not rats off a ship.
01:57Okay.
01:57Yeah,
01:58neither am I.
02:00It's going to happen.
02:02These rats are really creepy.
02:04Because the problem is,
02:05I love them so much.
02:06You know what's going to get
02:07Dak sacked?
02:08Mm-hmm.
02:09It's not going to even be
02:11his offensive line.
02:13It's not going to be Micah.
02:15You know what it's going to be?
02:17It's going to be
02:18Dallas' defense.
02:19Because if they can't stop
02:22Jordan Love
02:23and Green Bay,
02:25then them guys
02:26are going to be down
02:27so many points
02:28they're going to have to
02:28throw the football.
02:29Right.
02:30And if that happens,
02:32so,
02:33don't be mad at your
02:34offensive line.
02:35Don't be mad at your
02:36play calls.
02:37If your defense
02:38can't stop Green Bay
02:39and you forced in
02:40a situation where
02:41you got to play keep up,
02:42that's who you need to blame.
02:45Brittany,
02:45your rats?
02:47They're not off the ship.
02:49Absolutely not.
02:49Especially after the heat
02:50just came out and said,
02:51there will be no
02:52tribute video to
02:53you.
02:54Yeah.
02:55What's the tribute?
02:56What do we have to,
02:57what tribute do we have to have?
02:59Yeah,
02:59he's done for.
03:00Sorry,
03:01Dak.
03:02Yeah,
03:03seriously.
03:03That's,
03:04that's tough.
03:04What's number two,
03:05Jennifer?
03:07Well,
03:07we spoke about this before,
03:09but Tom Brady says
03:10he wouldn't help
03:11the Raiders
03:12with broadcast
03:13duties because
03:14he feels
03:15he has a moral
03:16and ethical duty
03:17to the sport.
03:19Oh,
03:20he said,
03:23what?
03:25Moral and ethical
03:26duty to the sport.
03:28Tom Brady
03:29and morals
03:31and ethics
03:32were in the same
03:33statement?
03:34Duty.
03:35Yes.
03:36I couldn't,
03:38my,
03:38my rats
03:39could not
03:40have enough
03:41scuba gear
03:42to get off
03:43of this ship
03:44because
03:45if I ever
03:47hear morals,
03:49ethics,
03:50and Tom Brady
03:51in the same
03:53sentence,
03:55paragraph,
03:55verse,
03:56words
03:57in the same
03:58neighborhood,
03:59the same space,
04:00my rats
04:01will be doing
04:01cannonballs
04:02into the ocean
04:03because this man
04:04is,
04:05this man's
04:07a suspended
04:08cheater.
04:09a suspended
04:11cheater.
04:13The goat,
04:14yes,
04:15but also a cheat.
04:16Okay,
04:16we can acknowledge
04:17and I'm sitting
04:19here and he's
04:20going to be on
04:20his high horse,
04:23Botoxed out
04:23of his mind
04:24telling me
04:26about morals
04:27and ethics.
04:28Get the hell
04:28out of here,
04:29dude.
04:30Rats off
04:31a ship.
04:31So,
04:33my friend's
04:33off a ship
04:34for
04:35two reasons.
04:39One,
04:41the whole
04:44thing is sketchy
04:46in itself.
04:47You could have
04:47just as easily
04:48got out
04:49of it
04:50by saying
04:51I think it's a
04:53conflict of interest.
04:54End of story.
04:56Right?
04:56That's it.
04:57You threw all
04:58this hyperbole
04:59in there
04:59about morals
05:01and all
05:01like you lost
05:02me.
05:02You lost
05:03me with that.
05:04Why we got
05:04to go so
05:05far
05:05to explain
05:07you know
05:08what the issue
05:09is.
05:09It's the same
05:10conflict of
05:11interest.
05:11That's it.
05:12Move on.
05:13We're not
05:14standing on our
05:14soapbox
05:15telling everybody
05:16you know
05:16because I
05:17I live my
05:18life with a
05:19set of morals
05:20and ethics
05:21and no
05:23too much.
05:25That's what
05:26we've all
05:26looked at.
05:26That's what
05:27we've all
05:27looked at the
05:27Patriots with
05:28these last
05:2920 years.
05:29It's just
05:30more.
05:30Hey, you
05:30know what
05:30they are
05:31morals and
05:32ethics
05:33between
05:33between
05:34stealing film
05:35deflating
05:35footballs
05:36and happy
05:36endings
05:37morals and
05:38ethics
05:38the New
05:39England
05:39Patriots
05:40again
05:41but not
05:42just cover
05:46the basis
05:46I wouldn't
05:47I wouldn't
05:47use those
05:48words
05:48like you
05:50can't be in
05:50a situation
05:51where you
05:51were suspended
05:52for some
05:52shadiness
05:53talk about
05:54the morals
05:55right.
05:56Yeah, that's
05:56crazy.
05:57Jennifer, your
05:58rats.
05:59I saw this
06:00and I laughed
06:01so it's obvious
06:03I'm brats
06:03off a ship
06:04because moral
06:05and ethical
06:06duty to the
06:07sports.
06:09Yeah, please.
06:12I mean, did you
06:12hear him broadcast
06:13last year?
06:14It was basically
06:14a dude in a
06:15in a coma.
06:16Where were your
06:16ethics and duties
06:17then?
06:18It was like
06:18we were
06:19torturing you
06:20watching football
06:21doing a little
06:22bit better
06:23this year.
06:23I mean, not
06:23much better
06:24but a little
06:24better this
06:25year because
06:25it's like, hey,
06:26somebody's like,
06:26hey, can you
06:27act like you
06:27give a rat's
06:28ass?
06:29You know, you're
06:30going to pay
06:31$375 million.
06:33Could you watch
06:33a football game
06:34with a little
06:34bit of care
06:35this year, Tom?
06:36He goes, all
06:36right, I guess
06:37Brittany, your
06:38rats.
06:40They're so
06:40off the ship.
06:42He like
06:42rats off the
06:43ship.
06:44Yes, when I
06:45think of Tom
06:45Brady, I
06:46really think of
06:46somebody who
06:47is a moral
06:48compass, who
06:48I really
06:49is a model
06:50citizen.
06:50Yeah, like
06:51too much.
06:52I think you
06:53could have got
06:54away with just
06:55saying there was
06:55a conflict of
06:56interest, not
06:57put yourself on
06:58the soapbox like
06:59you have always
07:00carried yourself
07:01with utmost of
07:02you know.
07:03Come on, Leroy.
07:03If he didn't, he
07:04wouldn't have a
07:05beautiful statue,
07:05wouldn't he?
07:08He was getting
07:09that statue.
07:10You know why he
07:11was getting that
07:12statue?
07:13Because it was
07:13either him or
07:14Bill.
07:15Once somebody was
07:15getting a statue
07:16because somebody
07:17had to take
07:18responsibility for
07:19all them Super
07:19Bowls.
07:20I wouldn't be
07:20surprised if Bill
07:22gets one too.
07:23I think he is
07:23getting a statue.
07:24I think he said
07:24once he's retired,
07:25I think he is
07:25getting a statue.
07:26I hope they make
07:27it of him giving
07:27his girlfriend
07:28a piece.
07:29I was getting
07:30ready to say,
07:30I hope they
07:31put it.
07:32Is she going to
07:32be standing next
07:33to him?
07:34Why is she
07:35in the pit?
07:35She wouldn't
07:36leave.
07:36She wouldn't
07:37leave.
07:37In a director's
07:38chair like,
07:39fix the pose,
07:40Bill.
07:41Bill, can we
07:42have the
07:43sculptors here?
07:43We need her
07:44to move.
07:45The thing
07:45that's amazing
07:46to me is as
07:49long as I've
07:50known this
07:50man, right,
07:52and everybody
07:54thinks she's
07:55directing him,
07:56no, she's
07:57not.
07:57I don't know,
07:58dude.
07:58I'm telling you,
08:00man, you don't
08:02lose that stuff.
08:04That guy, he
08:06has control.
08:09I just, from
08:10what I know
08:11of him,
08:13like that,
08:14in fact,
08:15that's what
08:15got him out
08:16of New
08:16England.
08:17He didn't
08:18want to give
08:18up none of
08:19that stuff.
08:21So.
08:22Yeah, that
08:22and also
08:22making Matt
08:23Patricia your
08:23offensive coordinator.
08:25Yeah, wasn't
08:26he coached,
08:26like, you
08:27think the
08:27players on the
08:28team were
08:28like, didn't
08:29he coach
08:29linebackers
08:30last year?
08:30I don't
08:33know.
08:34Number three.
08:36This one
08:37might excite
08:37you a little bit.
08:38Oh, my
08:38goodness.
08:39I can already
08:39tell you got
08:40the face.
08:42Go ahead.
08:44How do you
08:45feel about a
08:45Randy Macho
08:46Man Savage
08:47biopic?
08:48Wow.
08:49It's going to
08:49be produced by
08:50Kenan Thompson.
08:52It is?
08:53Yeah.
08:56I'm not
08:56rats off a
08:57ship.
08:57I can't
08:57wait.
08:58Slim Jims
09:01him versus
09:02and Miss
09:02Elizabeth.
09:04I mean,
09:04who's not
09:05who's not
09:06going to
09:06love watching
09:06a story
09:07about the
09:07Macho
09:08Man?
09:08I love
09:09wrestling
09:09wrestling
09:10biopics
09:11or whatever
09:12the hell
09:12I go.
09:13What?
09:13If you're
09:13not saying
09:14wrestling,
09:15you ain't
09:15doing saying
09:16it right.
09:17Wrestling,
09:18wrestling.
09:19Oh, that
09:21being said,
09:22rats off a
09:23ship.
09:23Why?
09:24Because it's
09:28like a
09:30show.
09:31Like me
09:33watching a
09:33Randy Savage
09:34biopic would
09:37be the same
09:37as watching
09:39a Full
09:40House
09:40reunion.
09:41Right?
09:42It's just
09:42not a good
09:43thing either.
09:44Like I'm
09:44failing to
09:45see that.
09:46No, but
09:47like you,
09:48but wrestlers
09:48have fascinating
09:50lives.
09:51Like, you know,
09:51they do.
09:52I think the
09:53most fascinating
09:53thing about
09:54what they do
09:55is what they
09:55had to go
09:56through to
09:56be able to
09:58do that at
09:59that level.
10:00Right?
10:02But not
10:03interested.
10:03No.
10:04I'm not.
10:05I'm never.
10:06He was a
10:06professional
10:07athlete.
10:07I watched
10:08it as a
10:08player.
10:09Huh?
10:10You know he's a
10:10professional athlete.
10:11He was a pro
10:11baseball player.
10:12Okay.
10:14Okay.
10:14So if they
10:15did a thing
10:16about his
10:16baseball, I'd
10:17be more
10:17interested.
10:18Get out of
10:18here, dude.
10:19No, you
10:19wouldn't.
10:21Why did
10:22you just
10:23lie to
10:23all of
10:23us?
10:31Your face
10:32gave it
10:32away also.
10:34He's like,
10:35I appear to
10:35be a box
10:36day.
10:36Hey, could
10:37you let it
10:38cool off a
10:38little bit?
10:39You know
10:40what?
10:40Minus one for
10:41deception,
10:41Leroy.
10:43Wait.
10:45Wait.
10:46He didn't
10:46even let it
10:47go.
10:48Could
10:48you let
10:48it cool off?
10:49He goes,
10:52absolutely
10:54not.
10:55No.
10:56He said,
10:57uh-uh.
10:59And if it's a
10:59biopic about
11:00his life, it's
11:00probably going to
11:01include the
11:01fact that he
11:02was a baseball
11:02player, Leroy.
11:04You think?
11:05Yeah.
11:06It's a biopic,
11:07of course.
11:07I don't think,
11:08I think my
11:09interest
11:10in wrestling
11:13left when I
11:14went to
11:14college.
11:15because when
11:17you get to
11:17college, you
11:18ain't sitting
11:18around the
11:19TV to watch
11:20wrestling.
11:21You know
11:21what I mean?
11:22And then
11:22that was,
11:24that's right
11:25around the
11:25time where
11:25it started
11:26doing pay-per-views,
11:27right?
11:28Or was that
11:28later on?
11:31Yeah.
11:31Pay-per-views,
11:32yeah.
11:32Pay-per-views
11:33were like a
11:33thing, like,
11:34yeah, once
11:34WrestleMania,
11:37that was like
11:38how, when it
11:39all got big.
11:39Right.
11:40They started
11:40doing it like
11:40every month.
11:41Right.
11:42And so,
11:43says the
11:43104-year-old
11:44watching Super
11:45Here.
11:45That's a movie
11:46though.
11:47This is a movie.
11:48They ain't
11:48trying to sell,
11:50like, do you
11:51like, you
11:51can't even say
11:52that because you
11:52also watch the
11:53ones on Disney
11:53Plus that are
11:54shows.
11:54I do.
11:55But I'm
11:55saying, but
11:56wrestling, they
11:58try to make it
11:59real.
12:00It's not.
12:01And try telling
12:02somebody who's
12:02into wrestling,
12:03you know, it's
12:03fake, right?
12:04Did you see
12:05The Wrestler
12:05with Mickey
12:06Rourke?
12:06No.
12:07Good movie.
12:08I heard it
12:09was a good
12:09movie.
12:09It was a good
12:10movie.
12:10Didn't he win
12:11the Academy
12:12Award?
12:12He won the
12:13Academy Award,
12:14I believe.
12:14He did for
12:15Best Actor.
12:16And then he
12:17had more work
12:17done than some
12:19of these super
12:20models.
12:21I also watched
12:22I think it's
12:24The Iron Claw
12:25with Zac Efron.
12:26Oh, yeah.
12:27Was that good?
12:28Only if you
12:29only if you just
12:30want to jump
12:31into the like
12:33jump into a
12:33pool of sadness
12:34because it's the
12:35most depressing
12:35movie I've ever
12:36heard of my I've
12:36ever seen in my
12:37life.
12:38Is it depressing
12:38like Million Dollar
12:39Baby?
12:40More.
12:41It's so sad.
12:42It makes me a million
12:43dollars.
12:43I started watching
12:44it and I turned
12:46it off within like
12:47maybe 15 minutes.
12:48Yeah, it's about
12:49this wrestling family.
12:51I don't want to
12:51spoil it, but I'm
12:53not going to watch
12:53it.
12:54Do you want to know
12:54something?
12:54It's so depressing.
12:56They had to make
12:56the real life story.
12:57They had to make the
12:58movie less depressing
12:59than the real life
13:00story.
13:01That's how it was.
13:02Yeah, it's crazy.
13:03It was it was great.
13:04Great movie, but you're
13:06going to go and you're
13:07going to feel terrible
13:08afterwards.
13:09OK, it's a good
13:10thing I didn't watch
13:11it.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Anyway, Jennifer, your
13:15rats, Randy, Macho
13:16Man Savage.
13:19I'm not rats off a ship
13:20now.
13:21I'm the only one who's
13:23off the boat now.
13:23Yep.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Brittany.
13:26I'm rats off a ship
13:28because I'm not in
13:30solidarity with Leroy, but
13:31only because I have no
13:32idea who that man is.
13:36Too much.
13:37The fact that he's so
13:38shook, but he was so
13:40rats off a ship.
13:41I'm rats off a ship, but
13:43I know who that is.
13:45I have no idea.
13:46I could.
13:47You know, you remember
13:48the commercial?
13:49Slepping to a Slim Jim.
13:50No, this is just
13:54nothing.
13:55You know Marlon's
13:56Macho Man?
13:57Who?
13:58Marlon's Macho Man?
14:01No.
14:05Who vetted this woman?
14:09Glenn!
14:12I don't know if this
14:13segment is over.
14:15This is what the
14:16younger generation has
14:17come to.
14:18I bet if I was an
14:19F1 driver, she would
14:20know who I was, but
14:22she has no idea.
14:24Let me tell you a
14:25little something.
14:26I celebrate the
14:27greatest baseball team
14:28of all time, who
14:30nobody has gotten a
14:32hold of.
14:33As the season is not
14:34dead yet, I have not
14:36been pin 1, 2, 3.
14:37We're taking on the
14:38fields tonight.
14:40We're going out
14:40there.
14:41We got Ryan Stormy
14:43with his year.
14:45Going up against
14:45that rat bastard,
14:47Jesus Lazaro,
14:49oh, no.
14:51You have the
14:51audacity.
14:52May I say the
14:53audacity to say you
14:55don't know who I am?
14:56I don't know who you
14:57are.
14:57I really don't have any
15:04idea.
15:05You know what's
15:05funny?
15:06He couldn't find the
15:07button.
15:08He couldn't find the
15:09button.
15:09He had to look around.
15:11He had to look around.
15:13He's struggling.
15:14He couldn't find the
15:14button.
15:15He's struggling.
15:16He couldn't find it.
15:20Hey.
15:20Oh, no, my
15:21painting's falling
15:22down.
15:25Hey.
15:25You know,
15:31wait, can I just
15:32say this?
15:33Brittany, do you
15:34know, so we went to
15:35a baseball game one
15:36time, right?
15:38And they said,
15:39Tobin, bring your
15:41Macho Marlins man
15:42stuff.
15:43Yep.
15:44We're going to have
15:44you do some stuff.
15:46They had him working
15:47the whole game,
15:49working the whole
15:50crowd in this outfit.
15:52So everybody knows
15:54who Macho Marlins
15:55man is, except
15:57wow.
15:59Well, if you don't
16:00know who Randy
16:00Savage is, Macho
16:01Marlins man, just
16:02not going to get to
16:03you.
16:03Yeah, just it just
16:04hurts.
16:05It hurts.
16:05Right.
16:06That's all it is.
16:06Somebody so close to
16:07the shot.
16:07I'm not mad.
16:08I'm just disappointed,
16:08you know?
16:09Yeah.
16:09Come on, big time
16:12rally.
16:13Let's get some
16:14victory Slim Jims
16:16here.
16:21It's the peak of my
16:22professional career.
16:23An icon.
16:24Okay.
16:25Hey, that's not the
16:28worst part.
16:31So we go and see
16:33him, right?
16:34He goes, dude, I
16:35thought I was just
16:36doing one little bit.
16:37I'm working the
16:39crowd.
16:40They have to be
16:41working harder than
16:41doing the Marlin.
16:42Yeah.
16:44Didn't even get to
16:45watch the game.
16:46Oh, wait.
16:47Let's not talk about
16:49everywhere.
16:50Marlins Macho
16:51man jumped in the
16:52pool.
16:53Oh, that did
16:53happen.
16:54Clevelander.
16:55Clevelander.
16:58So the best part
17:01about this is I have
17:02no clarity on who
17:03anybody.
17:04I can't believe she's
17:05never heard of Randy
17:06Macho Man Savage.
17:07That's crazy.
17:08I can't believe you
17:08haven't seen the
17:09Slim Jim commercial.
17:10Did your father like
17:11wrestling?
17:12No, he was not
17:13into wrestling and
17:14neither was my brother.
17:15Ask him if he knows
17:15who Randy, even he
17:17has to know in pop
17:17culture who the
17:18Macho Man is.
17:19Yeah, I'll ask him
17:20on the break.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Has to.
17:24Wow.
17:24Crazy.
17:25I'm a little shook
17:25right now.
17:26Like, wow.
17:27Like, that was a
17:28shock.
17:29What year was he
17:29popular in?
17:30Okay, like, give
17:30me a little bit.
17:32Forever.
17:32Hey, Brittany, this,
17:37this, I mean, we
17:39need to go to break so
17:40we can regroup.
17:41This is like a shock
17:42to the show.
17:43It's tough.
17:44It's tough.
17:44Like, wow.
17:45Have you ever had a
17:48Slim Jim?
17:49Of course I've had a
17:50Slim Jim.
17:51So you've never seen
17:52the Slim Jim commercial
17:53with the wrestler?
17:54You've never seen
17:54snap into a Slim Jim?
17:57Truly, I've never
17:58seen that.
17:59I don't even think
17:59I've ever seen a
18:00Slim Jim commercial.
18:01I don't even know
18:02they made commercials.
18:02Have you ever bought
18:03a Slim Jim and seen
18:04like, hey, who's that
18:05guy on the Slim Jim?
18:06I've never, I've
18:07never correlated.
18:08I love Slim Jim.
18:09You were focusing on
18:11the Slim Jim, not the
18:12wrap packaging.
18:13Let me just get this
18:14straight.
18:14You love Slim Jims.
18:16I do.
18:17But you don't know
18:17who the most famous
18:19Slim Jim spokesperson
18:20of all time is?
18:21No idea.
18:22I do not correlate
18:23Slim Jims with the
18:24name.
18:24Do you realize, but
18:25that would be like
18:26you not knowing who
18:26Ken Dorsey is.
18:27Like, it's just
18:28strange.
18:28Like, even if he
18:29played when you
18:30were a wee lass,
18:32like, you still know
18:33who he is.
18:34Of course I know
18:34who he is.
18:36It's very strange
18:37to me.
18:37I need to gather
18:38myself.
18:39And I'm not lying.
18:39By the way, by the
18:40way, by the way,
18:43Randy Savage is
18:43more famous than
18:44him.
18:46Ken Dorsey?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Yeah, I would
18:48agree.
18:48Yeah.
18:49I'm just saying.
18:49I understand the
18:50sample size here.
18:52Like, I'm a huge
18:52Canes fan.
18:53There's a lot of
18:54But you also claim
18:55to be a big Slim Jim
18:56fan.
18:57Yeah, I like
18:58Slim Jims, but I
18:59don't, I've never
19:00correlated the two.
19:01I'm so sorry.
19:02Who is like, man,
19:03this is crazy.
19:04I gotta gather ourselves.
19:05Like, yeah, you,
19:07Brittany, you really
19:08heard us.
19:09I'm so sorry.
19:10I will come back
19:11next time.
19:11Like, even, look at
19:12Jennifer just staring
19:13at the screen.
19:14She's like in shock.
19:15I'm really
19:15interested.
19:16I will remain silent
19:18for the rest of the
19:19show.
19:19That is fantastic
19:20right now.
19:21Oh, my goodness.
19:22Even Vlad's not
19:23Vlad's shook.
19:26You have hurt
19:28everybody who has
19:29participated in this
19:30show by saying
19:32those words.
19:33Vlad is taking you
19:34out apparently.
19:36Okay, yeah,
19:37apparently I'm
19:37fired.
19:38All right.
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