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Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:30When you see the Duke's firewall in wide open, either they're being chased or they're helping somebody in trouble.
01:36Well, they ain't being chased.
01:38Uncle Jesse, how much do you figure Widow Partridge is going to make with this barn sale?
01:43Oh, maybe enough to pay off the mortgage to J.D. Hall.
01:46Really? That much?
01:47Well, that old Simon, he was pretty savvy when it come to collecting them antiques.
01:54He's got quite a good collection and it should bring a hefty amount of money.
01:58We're ridin' the whole heck of a lot we could buy.
02:08And now with 25 bucks between the lot of us, every little bit helps.
02:13Now, y'all can tell that these folks ain't from Hazard.
02:16You see, everybody in Hazard knows about that rut in the road.
02:20Easy, you fool.
02:21I haven't traveled 5,000 miles unscathed to have you drive me off the edge of some primitive road.
02:27Sorry, Mr. Beckman.
02:2827 years of searching, Maury.
02:34Hong Kong, Moscow, Pirate, Cairo, Tibet.
02:38I think the end of my question comes so innocuously in a little town called Hazard.
02:45That's 50, 70, 90, 110, 130, 150, 170.
02:53All right, here, 190.
02:58That's 210, 220, 230, 235, 240, 245, 246, 47, 48, 49.
03:08$250.
03:09Fade in full for the whole lot.
03:11And you dukes are too late to buy anything at this bond sale.
03:15Unless, of course, you're gonna hanker in to just buy the bond.
03:19Emma, do you mean that you sold all of Simon's goods for $250?
03:26I had to, Jesse.
03:28Nobody else made me an offer, and I had my mortgage to think of.
03:33All that stuff's gotta be worth 10 times that.
03:35Yeah, boss hog done snookered you.
03:37Now, Emma, I'll just take back that $250 and apply it as a payment toward your mortgage.
03:43Now, then, you've got your three days to raise the risk, which comes to exactly $353.62.
03:54All right, at raw school.
03:57Emma, I'm sorry that we didn't get here in time.
04:02We meant to come and try to help you out a little bit, but it looks like the JD's done bought at all.
04:07Look at this cute little baby I just found.
04:09What's that?
04:10A little vase?
04:15I must overlook, then.
04:17Emma, I'll give you a dollar, boss.
04:18A dollar?
04:20Well, that vase has gotta be worth at least $25.
04:23Well, now, Luke, you know that ain't worth no $25.
04:27Well, we only wish it could be more.
04:28Why, it's just a dumb souvenir that Simon brought back from England after the First World War.
04:35You can have it for free.
04:36Well, ma'am, you can give it to us for free as long as you take this $25 in cash off in our hands.
04:42$25?
04:43Which I will deduct from the balance of your mortgage.
04:47Ain't no skin off my nose if you do want to throw away your money.
04:51Goodbye, Miss Emma.
04:52Emma, we'll be getting our crops in pretty soon now, and we'll be able to help you out a little more.
05:02Until then, we'll be by to check on you once in a while.
05:05Thank you.
05:06Thank you.
05:09We'll see you, Emma.
05:10Bye.
05:10Catch you later.
05:21Can you believe it?
05:22I got an extra $25 because the Dukes wanted a little piece of junk.
05:25Oh, dear.
05:28Wait a minute.
05:30Who have we here?
05:31Beckman is my name, madam.
05:40May I offer my sincerest condolences?
05:43I read of your husband Simon's passing in the Nashville obituary column.
05:48Thank you kindly.
05:49What can I do for you, Mr. Beckman?
05:52Well, I'm a dealer in artifacts, madam, as I understand your late husband was.
05:57Well, if you mean Simon loved to collect junk in his time.
06:01Yes, that was him.
06:02Junk?
06:03Oh, well, yes.
06:05I believe one such piece of junk he had in his possession was a small vase he purchased in the little village of Canterbury, England.
06:13Oh, that little old crock with a lot of funny pictures on it.
06:18Junk. Just pure junk.
06:20Well, madam, I'm a dealer in junk of that nature, and I'm prepared to offer you $500 for it.
06:28$500? Oh, my.
06:31Well, I sure could use money like that, mister, but I can't sell it to you.
06:36$750?
06:38No, no. You see, you don't get my drift.
06:40$1,000.
06:42Let's get moving, Roscoe.
06:44I got business with the Dukes.
06:45The Dukes? What kind of business?
06:48To buy off of them that little vase they just bought off the widow, you do-do.
06:52Oh.
06:52Don't you get it?
06:53Oh.
06:54If that fancy pants is willing to spend $1,000 for that dumb crock today,
07:00maybe he'll be willing to pay me $5,000 tomorrow.
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:04Now, get in the front seat, boss.
07:07Blower flash.
07:08Blower flash.
07:08Blower flash.
07:08Blower flash.
07:09Blower flash.
07:10Blower flash.
07:11Dang, Roscoe.
07:12Blower flash.
07:12Blower flash.
07:13Blower flash.
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07:43No es lo que sea en la bella de flowers como la bora.
07:47¡Oh, y tengo que ir a la cootera!
07:48No, no hay que tomar todo el día, que es suficiente con las flowers.
07:51Vamos a hacer esto.
07:52¡Allí!
08:10¡Hola, Dukes!
08:11¡Hey, Jesse!
08:12Hey there, J.D.
08:13Oh, you see, I just came out here to get myself another gander at that inconsequential crock you just bought off the winter partridge.
08:22And that cute little flower partridge just took my fancy.
08:26Why all of a sudden interest in that little inconsequential crock?
08:28Oh, oh, well, after you left, it just ended my head that that little vase would go very handsomely with my Lulu's collection of other flower vases.
08:38Well, now, I didn't know Lulu collected flower vases, J.D.
08:44That's right.
08:45How many she got?
08:46Good.
08:47Well, it's gonna be a first.
08:49The first of many.
08:51So, I'll tell you what, I'll give you $50 for the thing.
08:53That'll be 100% profit for you.
08:55What do you think?
08:5675.
08:57Yeah, all right, why haggle, I'll make it 75.
08:59100.
09:00Yeah, all right, all right.
09:02You drive a hard bargain, I'll make it 100.
09:03Is that a deal?
09:04The vase is getting more valuable by the minute.
09:06I don't think we can hardly afford to let it go.
09:08No, and besides, it's kind of nice having something around the farm here that you can't afford to buy.
09:12All right, all right, that's the way it is, huh?
09:14Well, then, I've just come to the second reason why I came by here, right, Roscoe?
09:17Right, and the second reason is...
09:19What's the second reason?
09:21The money.
09:21Oh, yes, yes.
09:22The money.
09:22The money, yes.
09:23Yeah, the money.
09:23Yeah, because I'm just gonna have Boo and Luke Duke here arrested for passing these here counterfeit bills off on the poor widow portraits.
09:30Let me see them counterfeit bills, J.D.
09:31Now, J.D., I'm not letting these boys go nowhere with you until I see them counterfeit bills.
09:39Yeah, well, first, I gotta send them to the FBI.
09:41Yeah.
09:42But, uh, on second thought, I might just, uh, find it possible to forget all about this little misunderstanding without prejudice if you'd reconsider selling me that vase.
09:56Yeah.
09:56That's blackmail, J.D.
09:59All right, all right, then.
10:00Roscoe, do your duty.
10:01Right.
10:02Now, J.D., how are you, J.D.?
10:03J.D., hey!
10:07Now, boy, go!
10:08J.D., you're squashing.
10:14J.D., you're obstructing J.D.
10:16I ain't obstructing J.D., I'm sitting on it, and I'm gonna stay here until you show me them counterfeit.
10:21Oh, oh, J.D., I just felt something snap.
10:24Oh, oh, oh, get up.
10:25Oh, yeah, help me up.
10:27I'm, I'm an alien.
10:28I didn't miss.
10:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:30I fooled you.
10:31I fooled you.
10:32He fell for my act.
10:33I should be on the stage.
10:34Yeah?
10:35Well, save your vows till you catch them Duke boys.
10:37Come on.
10:37Oh, you see?
10:38Come on, J.D.
10:39I just love fooling that old goat.
10:41Get in, boys.
10:43Get in.
10:43Oh, that goat's in the back seat now.
10:48April Fool, J.D.
10:51Come on, J.D.
10:52Come on, J.D.
10:53Come on, J.D.
10:54What's so valuable about that dang vase?
11:00I mean, it ain't as if it's made of gold.
11:02No, but I'd sure like to get another look at it before Daisy gets in the boar's nest.
11:06Hello, Daisy.
11:07This here is Luke.
11:07You got your ears on?
11:09Come on, Daisy.
11:10Come back.
11:12Dang, she's probably listening to that whaling tape.
11:15First Luke's first, cousin.
11:16We've got to lose Roscoe.
11:24Oh, bad news, boss.
11:41I think we lost them.
11:42We, we, we?
11:43What do you mean, we?
11:44What you should say is, I think I lost them.
11:47Then maybe you lost them, but I think...
11:49You lost them!
11:50And I lost them.
11:51Hey.
11:51That's it, Maury.
12:01That's the car, the pocket woman described to us.
12:03They have the bars.
12:06Now stop them, Maury, and I don't care how you do it.
12:09Give them a warning.
12:10Shoot out their tires.
12:12I'll be all downhill from here.
12:14That's quite.
12:15She's trying to drive right up our tailpipe.
12:17Is that a gun?
12:23Of course it was a gun.
12:24Now drive!
12:37Look out for that wagon, boat!
12:43You know, even a bad shot could hit bad.
12:47All right.
13:10Uh, howdy.
13:12All right.
13:13Hey, uh...
13:14Look, you guys.
13:15Just what exactly is it you want?
13:17That lovely little vials you purchased this morning.
13:19If you just hand it over to us, why, we'll be on our way.
13:22This thing sure is causing a lot of trouble.
13:24It has for over 2,000 years.
13:25I'll take it now, please.
13:27Look, if it was on either one of us, I mean, you'd be able to tell, right?
13:30But, uh...
13:31You're, uh, welcome.
13:32Check the car.
13:33Maury.
13:34Uh, oh, you might have to use two hands.
13:41See, it sticks sometimes.
13:42Uh-huh.
13:48Mr. Cubs won't be necessary, gentlemen.
13:50I'm a devout coward.
13:51And what are we gonna do now?
14:01I think we're gonna head to the boar's nest.
14:04It's about time we found Daisy and see what that vase is all about.
14:09Thing was, though, Daisy wasn't there, being she had to make a pit stop at Cooter's.
14:13Cooter?
14:14I've never seen you so gussied up.
14:16Going to a funeral?
14:17No, thank goodness.
14:18Now I'm going to a birthday barbecue old Stump Roundtree's throwing for me.
14:22Happy birthday, Cooter.
14:24Well, thank you.
14:25Why didn't you tell me?
14:25I didn't know it was your birthday.
14:27Well, Daisy, when you get to be my age, you know.
14:29Wait a minute.
14:30I do have something for you.
14:31All right.
14:32There you go.
14:34Happy birthday from all us, Dicks.
14:36Well, Daisy, I don't think I've ever been given flowers by a lady before,
14:39but coming from you, gal, it's a real honor.
14:41Well, they'll brighten things up around here.
14:43Sure will.
14:44Happy birthday.
14:45Thanks, Daisy.
14:46Thanks a million.
14:47Yeah, I'll bring back Ball and Luke, and we'll give you that birthday spanking.
14:51Drive careful, then.
14:58I tell you, that croc has changed hands more than a riverboat deck of cards.
15:06You know what to do, Murray.
15:09You bet I do.
15:13We can't go barging in there to see Daisy with Roscoe in there.
15:20Hey, wait a minute.
15:20Look over there.
15:21Look.
15:22Daisy.
15:23Daisy.
15:23Psst.
15:24Come here.
15:25Come here, Daisy.
15:26Look, we're going to have to explain later, but we've got to have that vase of flowers
15:37you took to work with you.
15:38Oh, I don't have it anymore.
15:40It was Cooter's birthday, so I gave it to him.
15:42You gave flowers to a man?
15:44Yeah.
15:45That's what he said.
15:45Just like that.
15:47Let's get out of here, Luke.
15:48Thanks a lot, Daisy.
15:49We appreciate it.
15:50A lot.
15:52Bye.
15:53Bye.
15:53You're Duke boys.
16:12Don't go on it, Flash.
16:13When you see a Duke boy, you're supposed to go, whoa, whoa.
16:17You're not paying attention.
16:18When you see a Duke boy, Jonka, he goes to his school.
16:37The thing Roscoe's hanging tough today.
16:39He knows all our moves.
16:40He's got to.
16:40We've been back there watching him long enough.
16:42It's time to show him a new wrinkle
16:49You know it never would occur to me to do that
17:12It looks all right
17:36That was a horrendous crash
17:43That's one of the bigger horrendous crashes I've ever had
17:46I don't know what he's doing in the Duke barn
17:50But I'll tell you what
17:51I don't think he's in there visiting Maudine
17:53Of course now he might
17:54Because that city boy ain't never seen no live mule
18:06Hey, Cletus
18:12Hi, Cooter
18:13Hey, looks like you got laryngitis or something
18:18I see your lips moving
18:19But I don't hear anything coming out
18:20I'm just trying to figure myself a way to ask Roscoe for a raise
18:23Ah, well I know two ways
18:25Yeah?
18:25Yeah, first of all you could beg
18:27And then you can plead
18:28Yeah, that's about the size of it too
18:31I mean it's terrible
18:32Have you seen the price of pork ribs lately?
18:34Yeah
18:35I've got to get myself a raise somehow
18:36I wish I could give him something
18:38I remember one time in school
18:40I gave my teacher an apple
18:41She let me out of first grade
18:42Oh, Miss Crumbly
18:43Miss Crumbly
18:44Yeah
18:44That won't work though
18:45Roscoe don't like apples
18:47There's got to be something
18:49Hey, what about flowers?
18:53I don't think old Roscoe would be too crazy about flowers, Cletus
18:56No, they'd look real great on his desk though
18:58Yeah, they would
18:59But see, these flowers were given to me
19:00No, Cooter
19:01I bet these would work
19:03Cletus, if you really think these flowers will get you a raise
19:08You just be my guest and take them
19:10Thanks, Cooter, I appreciate it
19:13Well, sure thing
19:13You look real good too
19:15Now, I don't think that's going to work
19:18Flowers?
19:19You give me flowers?
19:21Yep, it didn't
19:22Goldenrods, I tell you I'm allergic to goldenrods
19:29You give women flowers
19:32I'm sorry, Sheriff
19:33You give men manly things
19:36Like a bottle of citronella
19:41Or maybe a nice pair of long johns
19:44Or a real sexy pin-up picture of Minnie Pearl
19:48Will get you
19:48Well, Sheriff, I wanted to give you a thoughtful gift
19:51So maybe you'd find it in your heart
19:53To see your way clear to give me a raise in salary
19:56Oh, so that's it, huh?
19:57Yeah
19:58Shame on you, Cletus
19:59Thinking you could bribe me with a bowl of posies
20:02Well, it just won't work, you hear?
20:03What intonation is going on out here?
20:06Oh, uh
20:06And what are you doing with them flowers?
20:09Oh, uh
20:10These flowers are for you
20:12For me?
20:12Yeah, I picked them myself
20:14Flower?
20:16For men?
20:18Well, they aren't exactly for you
20:20I thought it was for your office
20:21You know, I thought it'd make it sort of flowery
20:23Oh
20:24All right, let's differ
20:26That's mighty thoughtful
20:28What's the catch?
20:31Uh
20:31Well, I thought maybe
20:34You just might possibly find it in your heart
20:36To, uh
20:37Give you a raise
20:39Yeah, I thought so
20:40And the answer is no
20:42On the corner of one
20:43I don't keep my hard-earned cash in my heart
20:46And two
20:47Why ain't you and Cletus out there
20:49Finding them Duke boys
20:50And with them
20:51That bees
20:52Now get
20:53You see, Cletus
20:57I told you
20:58Giving posies was a dumb way
21:00To get a raise
21:01Now get
21:02It wasn't my fault
21:03Just get
21:04Cutter's idea
21:04You just
21:05Cutter
21:08Hey
21:09Shh
21:09What's up, y'all
21:14Trying to find out
21:18What you did with them flowers
21:19That Tase gave you
21:19Yeah, we need to see them
21:20Y'all came sneaking around here
21:22To ask me about flowers
21:23Y'all do realize
21:24That when they explain this
21:26They ain't gonna know
21:27No more than they did
21:28I gave them to Cletus
21:30You gave them flowers to Cletus
21:32It seemed like the right thing to do
21:34At the time, you know
21:34I mean, I didn't know about no vase
21:36And the flowers covered up the vase anyway
21:38We can't just go waltzing into Roscoe's office
21:41He'd lock us up
21:42Locking up
21:43Now that's what I was doing
21:44When y'all showed up here
21:45I was gonna ask you
21:46What you doing with that three-piece suit
21:47Well, old Stump Roundtree's gonna throw me a birthday barbecue
21:51That's right
21:52It's your birthday
21:52I forgot a happy birthday, Cutter
21:54All right
21:55Bo, we should get going
21:56We told Uncle Jesse we'd check in
21:58Yeah
21:58We'll see you later
21:59Okay, y'all holler if you need me, okay
22:00Yeah, take care
22:01Happy birthday to me
22:05Wouldn't you know it
22:08Hello
22:14You and or your family
22:16Have in your possession of vase
22:18You recently purchased
22:19I want that vase, Mr. Duke
22:21I want it very badly
22:22Who is this?
22:24I don't talk
22:25Just listen
22:26Your time to decide is short
22:28Now, if you refuse to turn the vase over to me
22:31Your farm, I'm afraid, is expendable
22:34Hold on a minute
22:35Who is this anyways?
22:37And should you need proof of my intentions
22:40Just wait a few minutes
22:42Hello
22:44Hello
22:45Uncle Jesse, this here is Luke
22:48You got your ears on?
22:51Charlie, this place become a variable
22:53Communication center
22:55This is Shepard, where are you?
22:58We're down by Cooters
22:59It seems we're about one step behind that vase
23:01Well, I just got a phone call about that
23:04The man said
23:05Well, now we know what that fellow was doing in the barn
23:10Uncle Jesse, you all right?
23:19My form was expendable
23:20Uncle Jesse, you still there?
23:23Uncle Jesse
23:23It sounds like trouble
23:27Let's go
23:27I don't get it, Mr. Beckman
23:40Why bring this boss Hogg guy into this?
23:43Well, I've checked Mr. Jefferson Davis Hogg's credentials, Maury
23:46The mere sight or smell of a dollar sign makes the man completely bananas
23:50Come
23:51Well, Uncle Jesse, there's no question about who did this
23:58Soon as I get my hands at him
24:00Now, just a minute, Bo
24:02I know you're talking about J.D.
24:04And I know he's broke every rule in the Bible
24:06But even J.D. Hogg wouldn't stoop low enough to jeopardize life and limb over a dang vase
24:11We ain't talking about J.D.
24:13No, sir
24:14We're talking about these two other guys
24:15They ain't from around here
24:16There's like three-piece suit types
24:17They seem to want that vase pretty bad themselves
24:19This pretty bad?
24:22No, sir, they took a shot at us
24:23Well, that's pretty bad
24:25I wonder what they could be about that old vase
24:28That somebody would go this far to get the hands on
24:31I guess that died with old Simon Partridge
24:33Simon kept pretty good records, though
24:35Maybe we could find out where it came from
24:37Might be
24:38It's worth a try
24:39Come on, let's get out of here
24:40All right
24:40You boys be careful now
24:46Now, wait a minute, Mr. Beckman, sir
24:57Yeah
24:57Um, you're saying that if I help you find the little vase you're looking for
25:02You're offering me a $5,000 reward
25:07Oh, call it a finder's fee, Mr. Hogg
25:10Oh, yeah, finder's fee
25:12I just naturally assume that you, oh, and the good sheriff here
25:16Would be more capable of locating those Duke boys
25:19Yeah, we are, without a doubt
25:22So then, I take it that this little crock is a mighty important piece of pottery
25:28Well, sir, let's just say this piece of pottery has a history
25:33Well, you know, finding something of that value ain't gonna be as easy as just looking under my nose, you know
25:40Well, I'm sure that you, Mr. Hogg, will have no trouble at all
25:46Well, before I agree to your offer or disagree
25:50I sure am gonna have to know a little more of that crock's history
25:54Well, sir, it all began over 2,000 years ago with Cleopatra
25:59Cleopatra?
26:00When she commissioned identical vases to be made
26:04The one intended for Mark Anthony
26:06Mark Anthony?
26:08And the other for no less than Julius Caesar
26:12Do tell
26:13Meanwhile, Bo and Luke was getting more or less about the same information out of old Simon's diary
26:18According to that antique dealer in Canterbury
26:21The vase of Cleopatra is supposed to bring good luck to whoever owns it
26:26But the only good luck it brought me
26:30Was finding a good woman like Emma
26:32So I reckon it was worth the worth the six bucks I paid for it
26:38Six bucks
26:39Even though I figured that whole Cleopatra story to be a bunch of hogwash
26:43Boy
26:44Say, you don't suppose there's any chance that Cleopatra stuff could be true, do you?
26:49Could be
26:50If it is, it makes that vase worth a small fortune
26:52Oh, and to think I didn't even believe it was worth $25
26:57Why, you Duke boys are gonna be rich
27:00Oh, not us, ma'am
27:02Even if we find it before boss or them other fellas, we still figure it to be yours
27:06Besides, you need that money for the mortgage, don't you?
27:08Well, bless you boys
27:11Mrs. Partridge, you may change your mind about that, we ain't found it yet
27:14Yeah
27:14We better get going
27:16Thanks a lot, ma'am
27:17Well, thank you
27:18You bet
27:18I guess we're just gonna have to ask Cletus what he done with it
27:23Ask Cletus?
27:24Are you forgetting Roscoe's looking for us?
27:26You heard of a flag of truce, ain't you?
27:28Do we, uh, do we have a deal, Mr. Hogg?
27:38Yeah, indeed we do
27:39My services, as well as the services of my civil servant here, who services me, are at your service
27:46He's charmingly put
27:47Except, instead of that $5,000 reward, finder's fee, I was thinking more in the neighborhood of, um, $50,000
27:58That's blackmail, fat man
28:00No, Maury, no
28:04No, Maury
28:05No, Maury
28:06The fault is entirely mine for having told Mr. Hogg the true value of the vase
28:11Yeah
28:12Therefore, sir, $50,000 it is
28:16$50,000, $50,000 it is
28:18You see then?
28:19You see then
28:20All right, that's a deal, partner
28:21Roscoe, go out and get me a special bottle of elderberry wine to keep in the liquor locker
28:27Oh, yeah
28:28My partner and I are going to drink on this
28:30Yeah, this, this, this will put a bucket of
28:32Roscoe Berry wine
28:33Yeah
28:33My goodness
28:34Oh, that doesn't go with your suit, now, does it?
28:37No
28:37Hey, there's Cletus
28:44Now, here's what you got to do
28:47You take this piece of paper over the courthouse and pay a fine
28:49That piece of paper, you put in that barrel right over there
28:51Go on
28:52Don't ever let it happen again
28:54Boy, I swear, people, I have more respect for property around here
28:58Cletus
28:59Huh
29:00Well, Bo and Luke, must be my lucky day
29:04You're both under arrest
29:05Oh, come on, Cletus, put that away
29:06You're not going to try anything, are you?
29:08No, just put it away, okay?
29:10Well, okay
29:11Hey, you know I'm disappointed in you, not honoring a white flag of truce
29:14Catching you two guys, with or without some little white hanky in your hand, just might get me a raise
29:18Have you seen the price of pork ribs these days?
29:21Now, March
29:21Hold on, before we do that
29:23Can you tell us what you did with that vase of flowers Cooter gave you?
29:27Oh, that
29:27Well, giving Roscoe flowers wasn't such a great idea
29:31He didn't appreciate it some at all
29:32He just hauled off and gave them to Cousin Boss
29:34All right
29:35That's enough chitchat
29:36March
29:36All right
29:37Pork ribs, 29 cents a pound?
29:4229 cents a pound!
29:44Come back here, you guys!
29:47Hey, you said you weren't going to try anything
29:51You know, I bet we could walk and he still wouldn't be able to catch up to us
29:54Yeah, let's duck around and check and get in the tent before he gets here
29:57All right
29:57Oh, oh, oh
30:13Too many grits
30:15Do you see anything worse?
30:20Nope
30:20Do something?
30:25Cletus
30:25Did we catch you or did you catch us?
30:28Lord, what are we just going to catch?
30:30Let's go
30:30We can keep our hands down, can't we?
30:32Yeah
30:32Sheriff!
30:36Look, you hear what I done captured?
30:39Because the boss hears about this, he's going to give me a raise for sure, right?
30:41Wrong, Cletus
30:42In this office, you don't get paid by the arrest
30:45If that were the case, you'd owe us money
30:47Now, I'll take over from here and you get to work behind that desk
30:51But Sheriff!
30:51Don't butt me, Cletus
30:52Listen, I gave you a direct order
30:54Flash over there obeys me faster than you do
30:58Right, girl?
30:58See?
30:59See, one false move and she'll tear you limb from limb
31:02Now move into boss's office
31:04All right
31:05Sheriff
31:05Oh
31:07All right
31:09I ain't pushing you
31:11Just
31:12All right
31:13Look who I done captured
31:15Yeah, you came through like a lawman's chair
31:17Well done, well done
31:19I appreciate it
31:19This could mean a possible raise for you
31:21A possible raise?
31:22Yeah, possible but not probable
31:24Well, how's that for fast work, sir?
31:26When I say I deliver the Duke boys, by Jingo, I deliver
31:29Gentlemen, I'm in snow words with you
31:32We want that vase and we want it now
31:34Well, we don't have it with us, sir
31:36But we do know where we can get our hands on it
31:38You do, huh?
31:39Yeah, just as soon as we work a deal
31:40What kind of deal?
31:42First of all, you drop them phony counterfeit charges against me and Bo
31:45Done
31:45Then you tear up the mortgage for the Widow Partridge farm
31:49The whole muck
31:50All right, done
31:51Is that all?
31:52No, no, not quite
31:53See, we want enough money to fix our barn
31:55Yeah, I'll give you enough money to fix up two bones
31:57Now where's the little crook?
31:59On your word of honor, boss
32:00On my word of honor
32:01Now the crook, where is it?
32:03It's right under your nose
32:04There you go
32:10All right, Roscoe
32:14Lock up them duke boys
32:15What?
32:16Wait a minute
32:17But, boss, you gave your word of honor
32:20Yeah, but did I say cross my heart and hope to die?
32:23Oh, no
32:23He didn't say cross your heart and hope to die
32:25Lock them up
32:26Maury
32:27Nobody move
32:28Mr. Hogg, I regret the necessity of relieving you of my vase
32:33Your vase?
32:34My vase
32:34Yeah, but we're partners
32:35You promised
32:36Yeah, but did I say cross my heart and hope to die?
32:39He's right, boss
32:40He didn't say cross your heart
32:41It's his vase
32:42Yeah
32:42You know, I figure as bad a shot as that fellow is
32:45He'll probably hit the vase
32:47Thank you, Maury
32:53Gentlemen, if you will face that wall
32:55Yeah, sir
32:57Yes, sir
32:59Good day, gentlemen
33:01Double cross them
33:03And now we shall take our leave of you gentlemen
33:08Should any of you be foolhardy enough to come after us too soon
33:12Maury here will shoot the first one who comes through that door
33:14Well, I have no place to go right at this moment
33:17It's nice in here
33:19It's not
33:20All right, Roscoe, after him
33:21After him
33:22Boss, are you kidding?
33:23He said he was going to shoot the first body out that door
33:25Yeah, so what?
33:26I wonder where Cletus is when I need him
33:28No, you, you
33:28After him
33:29No, after you, boss
33:30Don't be so polite
33:31After you
33:31After you
33:32No, listen
33:32All right, you're safe now, Freddy, kid
33:37They're out there getting away
33:38Come on
33:39Come on, let's go
33:40Get him off, come on, come on
33:49Get him off, come on, come on
33:49Get him off
33:51Get him off
33:55Let me in there
33:58All right, now come on
33:59Come on, come on
34:02Did you see which way they were in?
34:04All right, gents
34:10Immediate seating is available
34:12Step this way like nice little prisoners
34:14Boy, I hope you're proud of yourself
34:18What do you mean?
34:19It was a heck of an idea
34:20A heck of an...
34:21Cletus, you ever know me to have a heck of an idea?
34:23I smell a good old Duke shucking jive
34:26Come on, fellas
34:27Let's argue inside the cell, all right?
34:28It's your idea to try and run away from him
34:30Now, how are you going to run away from a gazelle like Cletus?
34:33Gazelle?
34:33Gazelle?
34:34Gazelle!
34:35Cletus, look
34:36Don't put me in the same cell with him, all right?
34:38I mean, put me downstairs or something
34:40I'm liable to take his head off
34:41Take my head off, huh, Luke?
34:42Why don't you try it right now?
34:43All right
34:43You know, Bo, I'm sorry, I got carried away
34:53I forgive you your stupidity
34:55You know, Luke, thinking about it, I forgive you your stupidity, too
34:59All right, let's go
35:00All right
35:10Y'all pay attention while we figure out who's chasing who
35:37Now, that's them city dudes that took the base from Boss
35:41Come on, after them, that dirty double-crossing
35:47That's Boss and Roscoe who took the base from Bo and Luke pursuing them
35:51Who's pursuing both them cars
35:53And poor old Cletus bringing up the rear
35:58Pursuing whatever I left out
36:00Sheriff's on our tail, Mr. Beckman
36:07This is Deputy Cletus, I'm afraid I got some disturbing news for y'all
36:34Duke boys' escape
36:36How can you let the Duke boys escape, you dimstick?
36:38Oh, just give me that, give me that
36:40Cletus, never mind the Duke boys
36:42This one, we got other fish to fry
36:44Now, do this
36:45You break off
36:46And you get yourself over to Dry Creek Road
36:48And you set up a roadblock
36:50For them fancy pink city slickers
36:51They're driving a black and gray car
36:54You hear me?
36:54Black on the dark rail, they're on them all
36:56Have you got that?
36:56I don't know about this car, Mr. Beckman
37:12Turn off at the next intersection, Maury
37:15We'll get to the county line from the other side
37:17That's it, that's it, Roscoe, we're being in auto
37:40That man's smart
37:45He's probably gonna try to cut across the county line at Rock River Road
37:49Uncle Jess, you got your ears on
37:52Just hold it
37:53Now, this is Shefford, come on
37:58Them fellers that blew the barn
37:59Are probably gonna try and cut across the county line at Rock River Road
38:02Willens Corners
38:03Now, can you set up a roadblock over that way?
38:06Consider it done, we're off
38:07Come on, Dee
38:08Okay
38:08We're overheating, Mr. Beckman
38:26Never shake them now
38:28Then we have no choice, Maury
38:29But to get ourselves a car that is not overheated
38:32Just do as I say when we go round that next curve
38:35No, don't, there's someone on the roof
38:50Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
38:51Where are you?
39:00Roscoe, is he dead?
39:01Where is he?
39:02On the contrary, Mr. Hall
39:03He's very much a liar
39:05Wait, tell Maury
39:06No, no, wait
39:07You have a healthy car now
39:08Come on over there, gentlemen
39:09Yeah
39:09Yeah
39:10What are we gonna do now?
39:21We sure can't catch him in that thing
39:22Ow
39:23Looky, looky, looky, looky
39:25What?
39:27Well, well, well
39:28Looks like we're gonna take them Duke's car
39:31To see where yours got to
39:32Won't we?
39:33No
39:33Dead?
39:45On the contrary
39:45Yeah
39:46He's very much a liar
39:48On the contrary
39:49Yeah
39:51Now, come on, Roscoe
39:52Now, we got the faster car
39:54Now, ain't that just like Hazard?
40:07Just about the time I get things straight
40:09Everybody's changed cars
40:11Now, after them, after them now, will you?
40:13I got the pedal to the mail
40:15Okay
40:15Come on
40:15There they go
40:16Now, don't lose
40:17There you go
40:18Nobody's gonna catch us with that vase now, Mr. Beckman
40:23The vase
40:24The vase
40:25We left it in the other car
40:27Turn this around quickly
40:28Now, where are they going?
40:33Well, follow them
40:34I'm new
40:35Well, yeah
40:35Look what's going back this way
40:48Yeah, the question is, why?
40:51Looks like they forgot something
40:52Because we got it
40:54Because we got it
40:54And they don't
40:54What are we gonna do?
40:57Drive
40:57And this thing?
40:58As far as it takes us
40:59How long you reckon that radiator can last?
41:04Of course, it ain't one of them our dinky foreign jobs
41:07Do you know how to drive this?
41:22Look, I listen
41:23I'm doing good
41:24I'm good
41:24Well, you ain't doing as good as a new boy, dude
41:26Here they come
41:32What's Bo and Luke driving that dang car for?
41:38I don't know
41:39What's my truck, you idiot?
41:45That wasn't a Roscoe in the sheriff's car?
41:47No, they're driving a General Lee
41:49Yeah, let's go
41:50Now, Uncle Jesse, he don't know who to chase
41:56So he's just following the smoke
41:58You know, old Cleet
42:28Never could get the hang of roadblocks
42:30You get the feeling we're doing some sort of parade here?
42:42Yeah, but not much longer, cousin
42:43The way that radiator's acting up
42:44We ain't never gonna make it up top of this hill
42:46Maybe they ought to set up a roadblock
42:48What are you doing here?
43:07No, no, no, don't go back
43:09Semi!
43:19Stop it!
43:23Don't go off the road when you meet him
43:25¡Gracias!
43:55¡Gracias!
43:56¡Gracias!
43:57You double-crusher, you hand over that leaf.
43:59And I mean now.
44:00You mean this one?
44:01Yeah, that one, that one. I'll be taking that off of you.
44:03Cletus, arrest them Duke boys.
44:05You're under arrest.
44:06Hold on, Cletus. Now, J.D., them boys has got just as much right to that vase as anybody.
44:11It's theirs legally.
44:13That's right. We paid for it in cash from the widow Partridge.
44:15I imagine she'd testify in court to that, too.
44:17All right, I'll buy it back off of you.
44:19Okay, how much?
44:20Name your price.
44:21We're gonna have to have cash this time. It's got to be worth more than your word of honor.
44:24$1,000. $2,000.
44:26$5,000.
44:27¿Quieres dejar de esto? Tienes los hazardos, ¿ok?
44:30Bueno, me imagino que $2,000 debería cubrir la morta...
44:33...y derrotar todas las charges contra mí y Bo.
44:36Agree, agree.
44:38Plus, un adicional $50,000...
44:40...para cuidar de la partida para el resto de la vida.
44:44$50,000? ¿Estás de tu mente?
44:47$2,000 no es más.
44:50$2,000?
44:51¡A verlo!
44:52¡Vas es de la partida!
44:53Y mi precio para ti, señor, es $100,000.
44:57¡Aguerido!
44:59¡Aguerido!
45:00¡Aguerido!
45:01¡He agreeado a $100,000 por este maldito vaso!
45:06¡Oh, no!
45:09¡Aguerido!
45:11¡Aguerido!
45:15¡Oh, no, no!
45:17¡Oh, boss!
45:18¡Oh, no, no!
45:20Save it for my eulogy, Rosco!
45:22¡Cos I think I'm about to kill myself!
45:24¡Oh, oh!
45:27¡Yup!
45:28¡Yup!
45:29¡Yup!
45:30¡Yup!
45:31¡Yup!
45:32After all the commotion them two caused, they figured to stand trial for something.
45:39Boss tried to talk the Dukes into giving him back his money.
45:44But less the cost of a new barn, the widow pocket was the one that they gave it to,
45:48which took care of the mortgage.
45:50One.
45:50And there's...
45:52And here's another.
45:53Yep.
45:54And I got some change for you.
45:56Okay, change.
45:58Right.
45:58And here's your deal.
45:59Thank you.
46:01The mortgage.
46:03You.
46:04What?
46:04I'm gonna figure out what you'll need.
46:05Let me see now.
46:07Now, boss figured it'd take about 175 years for Roscoe to pay off that vase if he gave him a raise.
46:14Which he didn't.
46:15Watch.
46:18And that, friends, is what happens in Hazard County when they have a garage sale just to pay off a little old mortgage.
46:24You ought to see what happens when they try to raise money to build a church.
46:32And that's what I'm going to call him for when they're in the house.
46:42Hey, kids would women go to eat them um, now.
46:46But mostly they are sorry, but sometimes, if you know it's a bad thing, they don't have to just top up through things incules' direction.
46:50But it's okay.
46:51And I'm will continue to apologize.
46:53Hey, cool.
46:54And then I'm like, hey.
46:54Okay.
46:55Hey, cool.
46:55So let's see.
46:56¡Gracias!
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