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Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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02:58No, Jesty ain't lost his touch.
03:00Ah, Dad teach you to mess with one of the best great runners in Hazard County.
03:05I wish you showed him.
03:12He ain't bad.
03:14Let's get back on the road here.
03:28Two dollars worth of gas.
03:35That ought to get you about halfway to the corner.
03:37Y'all see that car coming in back there?
03:39Watch.
03:42I can't believe this.
03:44Honey, it's probably just a fan belt.
03:46We'll be out of this tank town in no time.
03:48You just try and stay cool, you hear?
03:51When I'm sitting with $200,000 worth of hot jewelry in my lap,
03:54I find it very hard to be cool, Bert.
03:56Tank town?
03:58Friends, don't it make you kind of feel sorry for folks
04:00that come into Hazard thinking that they're just like any other place?
04:06Woo-hoo!
04:08Hey, what do you got here?
04:13Run a little hot on you, ain't you?
04:15No, we're just having a barbecue.
04:17Well, what I think she means to say is we've got a little fan belt trouble here.
04:25Yeah, I believe you're right.
04:26I'll tell you what.
04:30Why don't y'all run over to A. Bernice's Cafe over there on the square,
04:34get yourself some coffee, something to eat.
04:36I'll have this thing fixed for you in no time.
04:38Well, thank you.
04:39Sounds like a real good idea.
04:43Thank you.
04:46Hey, why don't you try the meatloaf?
04:48You will.
04:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:53This meeting of the Hazard County Council Board of Directors is now in session.
04:58Now, I move that we dispense with the reading of the minutes of the last meeting,
05:02dispense with approval of said minutes,
05:04and dispense with this meeting's old business.
05:07All in favor, say aye.
05:08Aye.
05:09Aye.
05:10Unanimous.
05:11Which brings us to new business.
05:14And this here ledger shows me that there's no business in new business,
05:20especially in parking tickets, speeding tickets, and every other kind of ticket.
05:24But, boss, you can't force people to break the law.
05:26Oh, true enough.
05:28But, we gotta get ourselves some new laws they don't know about.
05:32Oh.
05:32And then there's always some old, old laws that they forgot about.
05:36Oh, and you can just start by ticketing that illegal, stashy car parked out there in your sport.
05:42Oh, that car's not parked illegal, Walsh.
05:44Hey, that's my car.
05:45That's my new second-hand used car.
05:49Well, how'd you buy yourself a new second-hand used car on what I pay you?
05:52Oh, I save my nickels.
05:53We save your nickels.
05:54And dives.
05:54And dives.
05:55Nickels and dives.
05:55Nickels and dives.
05:56Oh, I suppose that's how you got yourself that new gold wash, too.
06:00Well, it isn't all gold.
06:01There's a lot of zinc in there.
06:02Oh, zinc.
06:03It looks like gold.
06:03Yeah, it looks like gold.
06:04Yeah, but, see, it works good.
06:06It tells the time of day and the month, and it plays a little tune and wakes you up.
06:11You know what tune?
06:12Oh, I can't imagine.
06:13Well, you want to guess?
06:14Uh-oh.
06:14It's called Georgia on My Mind.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Well, I'll tell you what's on my mind right here on this ledger.
06:20Lookie there.
06:21I mean, all them collect calls have been made to you from someone in Nashville.
06:25Oh, oh, well, that's my Aunt Emma and Uncle Wilbur.
06:28Uh, uh, they're poor.
06:29I have to send them a little money just once in a while.
06:31You know, money that I save.
06:33Yeah.
06:33Uh, you mean the money that you save that on those calls that I pay for?
06:37No.
06:37No.
06:37Roscoe, I'm warning you.
06:39You and Cletus had better stop bringing me in some ticket money, or else that wants you
06:43is going to start waking you up to the tune of, brother, can you spare a dime?
06:47Now, get it.
06:47I'm gone.
06:47So, Roscoe sent Cletus fishing, too, to see if he could snag some new business for the
06:54boss.
06:55I'll tell you, Luke, old Billy Burgett sure was right about this place.
06:58How's that?
06:59We ain't never caught this many fish before it wasn't sitting.
07:02All right.
07:02I just wish old Flash was here with us, though.
07:06How come?
07:08That way we'd have catfish and hushpuppies.
07:11You'd do a mite better if you'd talked a little less and fish a little more.
07:23Hi!
07:26Cletus, will you shut up?
07:28Shh.
07:28Sorry.
07:28I mean, hi.
07:30I hate to bother you fellas, but can I see your fishing license, please?
07:32I know it's a bother, but it is the law.
07:37It's a law.
07:39There you go.
07:44Uh-oh.
07:45I don't know how to tell y'all this, but these aren't any good anymore.
07:48Have to give y'all both a ticket.
07:49What are you talking about?
07:50Them licenses practically mean.
07:52We got them two months ago.
07:53Well, the law says you have to have a brand new fishing license.
07:58The law says you have to have a brand new fishing license every week.
08:01It's a new law the sheriff passed, oh, about 20 minutes ago.
08:05How are we supposed to know about a law that's only been passed 20 minutes ago?
08:09I don't know.
08:10The sheriff said to tell everybody that, um, ignorance of the law, uh, something I've forgotten.
08:15Number one, we ain't ignorant.
08:18And two, this is one law we're gonna fight.
08:21Can I take my fish?
08:23Yes, but I take your pole.
08:25Be careful, it's a brand new rig.
08:28It's a really fine mess you got us into.
08:31Myrna, honey, would you just please cool down?
08:33We got the jewels.
08:35The law don't even know where we at.
08:37We in this little town here.
08:39It's nice and it's quiet and ain't nothing for you to worry your little heart out over,
08:43so just take it easy.
08:45Besides that, honey, there's just one little bitty thing.
08:51I love you.
08:53That's it.
08:58I love it.
08:59I love it.
09:00Oh, did you?
09:05Oh, freeze!
09:07Freeze it right there.
09:09See, I caught you didn't.
09:11I caught you osculating.
09:13That's a no-no.
09:14See, that's naughty-naughty.
09:15You can't osculate.
09:17See, in this book of, uh, regulations, two, two, three, six,
09:21it definitely states that you cannot osculate within 20 yards of a public thoroughfare.
09:25And you are certainly osculating if I've ever seen.
09:27Hold this with you.
09:28I gotta write out your ticket here.
09:29Look, put your hands down, lady.
09:32You know, it's not as if you robbed a bank or anything.
09:35It's gonna cost you $20.
09:37Uh, a piece.
09:39And you're gonna have to come over in person and pay it at the jail.
09:42At the jail?
09:43Uh, we'll be happy to pay that fine, officer.
09:46You will?
09:46Yeah.
09:47Oh, well, you wanna come on?
09:49I just...
09:50I just...
09:51I just...
09:52Sooner we pay that stupid fine, as soon as we get out of this town.
09:54And we've gotta be absolutely out of our minds to walk into a police station with the jewels on us.
10:00We're not going to.
10:01Uh, oh, see, you have to come with me.
10:03See, it's over here.
10:04Yes.
10:05Come on.
10:06Come just...
10:06See, osculating in itself ain't bad.
10:08I've done that myself.
10:09Oh, look at these pretty flowers.
10:11Oh, bird, honey.
10:13Aren't they just precious?
10:15Ooh.
10:17Yeah, oh, yeah, the lady's auxiliary.
10:19Easy, lady, lady.
10:22You done messed up again.
10:23That's a naughty, naughty.
10:24See, that's a no-no.
10:24You can't pick a Hazard County flower like that, do you?
10:28That'll be another, uh, $20.
10:31$20?
10:31$10.
10:32It's worth it, Sheriff.
10:33Oh, well, if I may have that, please.
10:37If you'll just go this way, please.
10:44Meanwhile, Bo and Luke were still fuming about that ticket that Cletus gave them.
10:49Why are we taking a shortcut anyway?
10:52I figure I best get to Roscoe before he makes the log into taking shortcuts.
10:59One thing I hate is somebody who drives dang near as good as me.
11:08The next thing Boston Lab will do is make a law against, uh, I don't know, the color of your hair.
11:14I ain't so much color of hair.
11:16It's what people got here.
11:17Get him all hot and bothered.
11:20Oh, Sheriff, how much do you say that would be?
11:22Now, you know it's $20.
11:23$20 apiece for Oscillating.
11:25$10 for the flowers.
11:27Gonna make you out a receipt here.
11:29I have to do it in duplicate here.
11:31I have to keep the record straight.
11:36Oh, Flash.
11:37Now, listen, darling, if you have to go out, you have to go out by yourself now.
11:40You're a big girl now.
11:44Oh, gosh.
11:55Woo!
11:56I can't believe this.
11:58This is a new...
11:59I'm gonna have to give you a boy to pick it.
12:04Fishing for...
12:05Hey, Flash.
12:06Hello, Flash.
12:07I believe that's the first time I've seen her on her feet.
12:09Roscoe!
12:15You'll need a receipt, too, won't you?
12:16Roscoe, we'd like to talk to you about this here ticket Cletus gave us.
12:19We ain't gonna pay it.
12:20Were you two hush?
12:22Can't you just see that I am busy taking money from these nice tourists?
12:25Taking money from the tourists.
12:28Roscoe, you're always collecting money from nice folks.
12:30What'd y'all do?
12:31Oh, I was just kissing my wife.
12:33Kissed your wife.
12:34I'll need your social security numbers now.
12:40For just a ticket?
12:41Sheriff, I don't think we're gonna need any receipt.
12:43Thank you.
12:44Will you please hurry?
12:45We don't have all day.
12:47Well, isn't that a shame?
12:48Because I have.
12:50See, now, why don't you two just skedaddle out of here?
12:52Because after I'm finished with these nice people,
12:55well, then I'm gonna go down and have myself some lunch.
12:57And I certainly am not gonna talk to you about anything till after then.
13:00Now, just get.
13:02Thanks a lot, Roscoe.
13:03We'll talk to you later.
13:04Y'all have a nice stay.
13:05Thank you.
13:07Well, well, well, and well, Roscoe.
13:09What have we here?
13:10Oh, boss, what we have here is a violation of code 2234.
13:15Oh, Oscar Leighton in public.
13:18That's fair.
13:19Actually, it's good.
13:21Hmm?
13:21I collected the fine.
13:23You see what I...
13:23Well, must be 40 simoleons here, huh?
13:27$20 fine each.
13:28No, wrong, wrong, wrong.
13:29Actually, there's 50 there.
13:30See, I also...
13:31How do you figure?
13:32I caught them, uh, picking a pansy.
13:34What?
13:34Picking flowers?
13:35Where'd they do that?
13:36Out front.
13:37You're picking my pansy, huh?
13:38Yeah, I ain't one of the yellow ones.
13:39Well, I see you got that flower's evidence.
13:41All law enforcement agencies, we have an APB out of Nashville.
13:45Jewel robbery.
13:46Suspects believed to be Bert and Myrna Robey and headed through the southern counties.
13:51Known to be dangerous and armed.
13:53You know, Roscoe, there must be a big reward out for them jewels.
13:56So I want you and Cletus to keep a special lookout for that Robey gang.
14:00Well, listen, boss.
14:01You don't have to worry about a thing because if that Robey gang even gets halfway near Hazard
14:06County, I'll be on them like a duck on a june bug.
14:08Yeah, you do that.
14:09Here you are, young lady.
14:11Here's your receipt.
14:12And here is your social security card back, Mr. Robey.
14:18Robey!
14:18Down on the floor, Robey.
14:19Come on.
14:20On the floor.
14:20You get down on the floor.
14:23I don't want you to move until you count to 100.
14:25Now count.
14:26I'll count.
14:27One, two, three.
14:31Jewel.
14:32Oh, now, now, you fool, later.
14:34Six, seven, ten, a hundred.
14:35Oh, I don't need a note.
14:37Let him get away.
14:38Come on, let's go out.
14:39Come on, boys.
14:43Got yourselves in the company.
14:46Good going, Brad.
14:51Look at that they go!
14:59Leaders, leaders!
15:00Stop, stop, leaders!
15:03Hi, Sheriff.
15:04Oh, it's been such a downright peaceful day.
15:06Everybody's been so good.
15:08Leaders!
15:08You look, look, you get after them Duke boys.
15:11They're part of a jewelry robbery game.
15:13Oh, no, give me.
15:14And Roastro, you and me, too.
15:15Let's go.
15:18Turn up this side, Street.
15:23Stop, Blondie, because we're getting off.
15:25Yes, ma'am.
15:32Get away from the dead skin.
15:33Get out of the way.
15:34Get out of the way.
15:35Hey, guys.
15:36Okay, get this bit going.
15:37Get out.
15:38¡Gracias!
16:08¡Gracias!
16:38¡Gracias!
17:08¡Suscríbete al canal!
17:38We ain't really acquainted with them people. They pulled a gun on us.
17:41Now, what's this all about?
17:43Cousin Boss said you boys were part of that jewel robbery.
17:45Shame on you. You know better than that.
17:47Now, pull over.
17:54Boss, listen.
17:55Now, I swear that I didn't have anything to do with those jewel thieves.
17:59Oh, yeah?
17:59Then how did these here jewels get in your car?
18:02Well, they...
18:03I don't know.
18:04Uh, Flash, tell your daddy where you got that bag of jewels.
18:09I'll take away your dog biscuits.
18:11Don't, don't, don't, don't say another word.
18:13I've seen and heard enough.
18:15You really let me down this time, didn't you?
18:18How?
18:19There's only one thing left for me to do.
18:21What?
18:22For I put these jewels away for safekeeping.
18:25And that is to officially drum you out as Hazard County Sheriff.
18:31Oh, you wouldn't.
18:32You would.
18:34Hey, babe, we've had it.
18:35Let's get the car and blow out of this place.
18:36Come on.
18:37Oh, we're gonna get the car, all right.
18:38But we ain't going nowhere except where that fat little man and our jewelry is going.
18:43But, Myrna...
18:43Shut up, Bert.
18:45It is our jewelry and we are taking it back.
18:48Come on.
18:49Cleetus, you know us better than that.
18:56Now, can't we just talk this over?
18:58Well, we can talk it over just as soon as you pull over and let me take you and my cousin
19:01boss said for me to do.
19:02Sorry, Cleetus, ain't no way.
19:04We'll see you later.
19:05Ain't no hard feelings, all right?
19:06No, darn you.
19:08Super robbery.
19:09Then better off staying fishing.
19:11Hang on, cousin.
19:12This is where we're gonna lose you.
19:19Now, don't y'all be surprised, but sometimes rabbits and hazard will turn on the dogs that's
19:27chasing them.
19:28They got some mean rabbits and hazard.
19:36Hang on.
19:37Oh, I'm okay.
19:49We catch up with them two people that got us into this mess.
19:52I want the girl.
19:53What could you possibly like about a girl who weighs a gun at your head?
19:56I didn't say I liked her.
19:57I just want to get her across my knee so I can...
20:00Eh, you know what I mean.
20:02Being in trouble when it ain't their fault ain't nothing compared to having to face old
20:09Uncle Jesse with it.
20:10Uncle Jesse, we were just the victims of circumstances, that's all.
20:14I don't know what's getting into you boys.
20:16One minute you're catfishing and the next minute you're up the creek with them.
20:19Now, what's happening?
20:20We're sorry.
20:21Oh, don't be sorry.
20:23I just get loud and nasty when I get to worrying about you boys.
20:28Uh, listen, where do you want me to meet you?
20:31Uncle Jesse, there's a place where me and Luke used to play hooker from school.
20:34I'll tell you where it is.
20:35You don't need to do that.
20:37You boys didn't make a move that I didn't know where you was.
20:40That'd be the old Okamaga Indian caves.
20:42I'll meet you there.
20:44You know.
20:46It makes me wonder sometimes.
20:50Boss, I'm innocent.
20:52It was the Duke boys.
20:53That and that Raleigh gang.
20:55Now, hand over your gun, Mr. Coltree.
20:58But I thought I was your buddy, remember?
21:00Oh, I remember.
21:02Hand over your gun, buddy.
21:03Everybody's innocent until they're proven guilty.
21:05I want a trial.
21:06A trial?
21:06Good.
21:07All right.
21:07You want a trial?
21:08You got it.
21:08Please swear in the witness.
21:09Raise your right hand.
21:10You swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth of God?
21:12I do.
21:12He does.
21:13Come to order.
21:14This court is now in session.
21:16The first witness is the defendant, Mr. Roscoe P. Coltrane.
21:19Mr. Coltrane, where did we find the stolen Jews?
21:22Well, in my car.
21:24Guilty!
21:24Case closed.
21:25Listen, I want to take this to a higher court.
21:28Then get yourself a ladder.
21:29Now, hand over your gun.
21:31I have the right to remain silent.
21:32Then shut up and hand over your gun.
21:35All right.
21:38Traitor.
21:39Traitor, sir, step forward.
21:40I hereby appoint you the new sheriff of Hazard County.
21:45Huh?
21:45Well, she's a little buzzsaw.
21:46And your first job is going to help me escort these Jews to the boys' nest for safety.
21:52Oh, Sheriff.
21:53I mean, Roscoe.
21:57I never want to be sheriff like this.
22:00Oh, it's all right, Cletus.
22:04You'll make a fine, Sheriff.
22:05I hope so.
22:07I'd be much obliged if I could ask your advice from time to time.
22:10Anytime you want.
22:11In fact, I've got two pieces of advice for you right now.
22:15One, never ask for a raise.
22:18And two, be proud of your job.
22:23Yes, sir.
22:31Well, Flash, I guess we're civilians again.
22:34I guess we'll have to go get those Dukes and bring them back and make them talk and prove that we're innocent.
22:42Let's just go get those Duke boys.
22:44Well, now, it's the sheriff.
22:59Well, Flash, this is embarrassing, isn't it?
23:01What happened to him?
23:03Who cares?
23:05It's that fat little marshmallow with our jewelry we want.
23:09We are going to get them.
23:10Out at the old Okamulga Indian Caves, the Dukes was mulling over the best way for Bo and Luke to prove that they didn't have anything to do with that jewelry heist.
23:17Sir, I just don't know no way for you boys to get out of this thing.
23:22Well, Uncle Jesse, we didn't have nothing to do with them jewel thieves.
23:25Well, I know that, Bo, but they're probably long gone out of the country by now.
23:30And without them around, there ain't no way you boys is going to be able to prove you didn't have nothing to do with it.
23:35I'd sure hate to believe you is right, Uncle Jesse.
23:38I guess Luke and me is just in the wrong place at the wrong time again is all.
23:41That's right.
23:43You were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
23:45Now, you all just stay right there.
23:48See, you didn't think I knew about this hiding place, did you?
23:50Well, I used to come here when I played hooky from school, too.
23:53Busco, what in the world happened?
23:54What are you doing out of uniform?
23:56Never you mind about my uniform.
23:57Flash and me were traveling incognito.
24:01And I'm going to take these boys back and talk to boss so they can explain to him
24:04that I didn't have anything to do with that jewel gang.
24:07You mean he thinks you're involved?
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:09He fired you, didn't he?
24:10Yeah.
24:11Well, just, uh...
24:12Well, that's a mighty low thing to do, especially to his own dang brother-in-law.
24:15Well, you hush.
24:17You see, that boss, he found the jewel bag in my car.
24:20And, well, I would have fired me, too.
24:23Oh, Roscoe, do you mean to tell me that you still stick up for J.D.?
24:30Jesse, don't you understand?
24:31He's going to apologize to Flash and me just as soon as I take the boys back and they tell
24:36the truth.
24:36But, Roscoe, the truth is we're innocent, just like we believe you are.
24:40Roscoe, just this once, why don't you and the boys work together and prove that none of
24:46you have anything to do with this jewel thievery?
24:48Yeah, we're willing if you are.
24:49No, no, you don't.
24:51You're not going to snooker me into that buddy-buddy stuff.
24:54Now, come on, boys.
24:55Now, I mean it.
24:55Uncle Jesse, the man just ain't listening.
24:58Roscoe, now, now, now, we're sorry that you're not in your uniform anymore and that
25:04you're not the sheriff no more.
25:06Uh, but seeing as how you ain't the sheriff, what, you just got no right at all to take
25:11Bo and Luke any worse.
25:13Wrong, wrong, wrong.
25:14Listen, I can make a citizen's arrest and that's exactly what I'm going to do and that's
25:18legal.
25:18And if you don't believe that, then maybe you'll believe this.
25:22Now, come on.
25:24Now, I'm serious.
25:25Now, come on.
25:25Go for it, boys.
25:27Go.
25:29Go.
25:38There's an heirloom, you know.
25:40Here you go, right there.
25:41Oh, oh, thank you.
25:43Freeze.
25:44Oh, oh.
25:44Is that the way they went fast?
25:48That's a good girl.
25:51Attack.
25:51Show no mercy.
25:53There ain't nothing to attack this man.
25:55There you go.
25:55Oh, I didn't mean to scuff you.
25:58Ross, you don't know.
25:59Boss Hogg, this is Sheriff Roscoe P.
26:06This is citizen Roscoe P. Coltrane calling Boss Hogg.
26:11You got your ears on?
26:12Listen, Boss, I'm in hot pursuit of the Duke boys on Route 36.
26:16I need help as please around there.
26:18Come on.
26:20Mr. Coltrane, this is Mr. Hogg, speaker.
26:23Now, you can just stop that song and dance about chasing your own thieving confederates
26:26because I ain't buying.
26:28Now, I ain't sending my sheriff out.
26:30I don't know why I've goose cheese neither.
26:32Over and out.
26:33Hey, look.
26:34Come on, Sheriff.
26:35Flash, I guess we'll have to do it ourselves.
26:38That little fat metal muffin ain't listening to us.
26:40Remember, Nabors, in Hazard, just about the time things really get bad,
26:57they usually turn for the worst.
27:06Got one of them rocks, Lou.
27:10Now, what'd I tell you?
27:37Ooh!
27:38Ooh!
27:40What a horrendous near miss that was.
27:47I just, you all right, Flash?
27:49Ooh!
27:52Rascal looks all right, but his car's gonna need a little bit of Cooter's TLC.
27:57Oh, geez, he finally knows what it's like to be accused of something he didn't do.
28:01Looks like the only way we're gonna be able to clear ourselves is to clear him, too.
28:04The dang fool has just let us do it.
28:07Hold on.
28:07Didn't he say that Boss has the jewels?
28:10Yeah, why?
28:12I got a pretty good feeling them peas ain't gonna run out of town without trying to get him back.
28:16From Boss Hogg.
28:17Absolutely.
28:18Let's head on back.
28:27Meanwhile, Boss, with Cletus riding shotgun, headed out to the boar's nest with the jewelry.
28:34All right, Bert, stay close.
28:35Not too close.
28:36Yes, ma'am.
28:44You see what I see coming?
28:46Head for the boar's nest.
28:50From now on, we don't let Boss out of our sight.
28:53It looks like that sweet little couple's up the same thing.
29:03I just wish I'd get my hands on them and ring the truth out of them.
29:06You know what?
29:07They wouldn't hold up in court.
29:09Why don't we let them make their own move on, Boss?
29:13What, and let them take the jewels?
29:15It'll only be temporary.
29:16When we get them, we get the jewels, the evidence.
29:19Boss has gotta let us go.
29:20Ross go, too.
29:20Hey, what if it don't work?
29:24We put in to be roommates at the state pen.
29:31While the boys drive overland to the boar's nest, where, at that very moment,
29:36Roscoe had to face everybody for the first time as a civilian.
29:39And he felt plum naked.
29:44Shit, right here.
29:45You, please.
29:47Right here.
29:48Roscoe, I just want to tell you again how sorry I am you ain't sheriff no more.
29:56Well, that's thanks to your boys, Jesse.
29:59They offered to help you.
30:01You'd have no part of it.
30:04You didn't want any of that buddy-buddy stuff you said.
30:10Oh, hush, you old goat.
30:11I'm not gonna buy any of that sucker, Tash.
30:14I'm not asking for any of you Dukes to feel sorry for me.
30:17Roscoe, even the Davenport's feel sorry for you.
30:21Well, if you feel so sorry for me, tell me where Bo and Luke Duke is.
30:25We ain't that sorry.
30:26Here they come.
30:35Here they come.
30:47Very secure, Cousin Boss, sir.
30:49All right, let me out.
30:50Let me out.
30:50Come on.
30:55Alicia Long Manny, honey.
30:57Would you fetch me a real cold ginger beer?
30:59I'd appreciate it.
31:00Can't do it, Roscoe.
31:02Oh, why not?
31:03Boss Hogg said you weren't to be served.
31:05He said that about me?
31:06I'm real sorry.
31:08Well, everybody stop feeling sorry for me.
31:10Just bring me a drink of water.
31:13And would you bring one for flash, too, please?
31:15Boss Hogg said not even water.
31:18Well, he certainly doesn't mind if we just sit here, does he?
31:21Well, as a matter of fact...
31:23We're gone.
31:28Have mine.
31:30No, I don't want that slop.
31:32He's probably flattered yesterday's frisbee anyway.
31:35Well, if that's the way you feel.
31:37Ooh, ooh, ooh.
31:38It's terrible, isn't it?
31:40Just terrible.
31:40Yeah, yeah, it's just terrible.
31:45Yeah, well, I knew it.
31:46It's slop.
31:47Hey.
31:49Gonna have to see what we can do about them.
31:51Yes, sir, Reeval, Cletus.
31:55This is what life is all about.
31:59Drop that gun!
32:00You.
32:00Hand over them jewels.
32:02What jewels?
32:03The ones under your little fat belly.
32:05The ones under your little fat belly.
32:06The ones under your little fat belly.
32:12The ones under your little fat belly.
32:13The ones under your little fat belly.
32:14The ones under your little fat belly.
32:19The ones under your little fat belly.
32:19The ones under your little fat belly.
32:20The ones under your little fat belly.
32:26¿Qué es eso, Billy?
32:57Y'all oughta see them boys play pinball.
33:08Down on the floor, both of you, face down.
33:10Yeah, but honey, I just saved this suit clean from the last time you did this to me.
33:15Down.
33:15Yeah, sure, sure.
33:18You both count to a hundred before you start to move, you hear?
33:21So we might be right behind you.
33:24Count.
33:25Yeah, all right, all right.
33:25One, two, three, four, five.
33:36You idiot.
33:39Now, wait a minute, honey.
33:40This ain't my fault.
33:42What do we do?
33:44Borrow another one.
33:46Ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty, fifty, eighty, a hundred.
33:50Cletus!
33:51You only a nine?
33:52Yeah.
33:52Well, I'm done.
33:53Well, that's cheating, not to mention dangerous.
33:54Well, we're gonna, we're gonna leave, Flash and I.
33:57We're gonna just get on out of here.
33:58We haven't got time to sit around and lollygag and drink that slop and we'll go out there to sniff those dupe boys out.
34:04We'll slip them out.
34:06Come on.
34:11Come on, hurry up.
34:13You get heavier every minute of your life.
34:21I do believe, Flash.
34:23You rascal.
34:24Do you shut up and let's go get them jewels?
34:27Well...
34:27Roscoe.
34:33Howdy, Sheriff.
34:34Good morning.
34:35Oh, did that...
34:36Gideon.
34:37Did it?
34:37Oh, listen.
34:38Uh, that's a pistol.
34:40Uh, listen.
34:41Just shut up.
34:42He drives.
34:42Can I take you someplace?
34:44You got Roscoe.
34:49Let's get them off.
34:51Look at the crossbow.
34:56He's driving the getaway car this time.
34:58Come on.
34:58Go.
34:59Come on.
34:59Come on.
35:00Look at there.
35:00They're being followed by the rest of their gang.
35:02The dupe boys.
35:03Come on.
35:11Come on.
35:12Come on now.
35:13All right.
35:13Move it.
35:13Move it.
35:14Hold it.
35:15Hold it.
35:16Hold it.
35:17Move this car back.
35:18You move out.
35:19You move out.
35:19Come on.
35:20Come on.
35:20Come on.
35:20Come on.
35:21Come on.
35:22Hey.
35:23All right.
35:23Hold that.
35:24Hold it.
35:25Yeah.
35:29All right.
35:29Let's go over that way.
35:33Look out.
35:33That's Cleetis driving.
35:46Now, friends, those are three determined people.
35:49Let's go.
35:50Let's go.
35:51Let's go.
36:05¡Como!
36:07¡Move, move, move!
36:08¡Move, move!
36:15¡Oh, look what he's done for you!
36:18¡Glead it, you electric!
36:19¡Now, flompin' down who's chasin' who.
36:25¡Ah, that's better!
36:27¡Let that board get any closer!
36:29You and your dog just seen your last date, you hear?
36:35You better step on it, Sheriff.
36:50How come Roscoe never drives that good when he's chasin' us?
36:53I guess you always drive better when you're being chased.
36:55I guess.
36:57Hey, I got an idea.
36:58And the idea was Uncle Justin.
37:00He was just headin' back home.
37:02Shepard, this here's lost sheep.
37:03You read me, uh, what's your 20?
37:05I'm just goin' by the old car quick.
37:07All right, here's the plan.
37:10After telling Jesse about Roscoe's trouble,
37:12old Luke figured that he'd put an extra rut in the road
37:14by having Jesse set up a rope block.
37:26She wouldn't.
37:28She wouldn't.
37:29Ouch.
37:31Is that any way to treat your fellow criminals?
37:33Well, they ain't no friends of ours.
37:35They ain't.
37:36Well, they ain't.
37:37Then they must be mine.
37:39Good.
37:41We're on the road.
37:42I'm tryin'.
37:43Lady, if you'll stop shootin', I'll tell you what I'll do.
37:46I'll take you someplace where nobody will be able to find you
37:48if you'll just stop shootin'.
37:49Hey, what about them?
37:50Uh, well, listen, uh, they're good old boys.
37:53If, uh, I think I could talk some sense into them
37:55if you'll let me use this CB.
37:57You better start squawkin' now, Sheriff.
37:58Yeah, you better make good.
37:59Um, I will.
38:01Uh, uh, uh, Bo, Luke, uh, uh, this is Sheriff.
38:04This is Roscoe.
38:05You got your ears on?
38:06Come on.
38:06Luke here, Roscoe.
38:07You all right?
38:08Never mind me.
38:09Listen, back off, boys.
38:10You couldn't get yourself shot.
38:11Look, we're gonna take our chance.
38:13Do you hang in there, Roscoe?
38:14Listen, now, don't give me a hard time, boys.
38:16Now, I mean this, and that's an order,
38:18even if I'm not Sheriff anymore.
38:19Now, back off.
38:20We can't leave you.
38:21Sorry, Roscoe.
38:22Uncle Jesse told them that.
38:24You gotta make some tough decisions once in a while.
38:27It ain't easy being a dude.
38:29Uh, well, it ain't no skin off my posterior.
38:31Go ahead and shoot, lady.
38:33Let them have it, honey.
38:38All right.
38:44Hold it right there.
38:59Get out.
39:00Get out of there.
39:03All right.
39:04Come on around.
39:05Put your hand right there.
39:06Come on.
39:07Come on.
39:08All right.
39:08Good job, Roscoe.
39:09All right.
39:11All right, Roscoe.
39:12I did good.
39:12We couldn't have done it better ourselves.
39:15Hey, the jewels.
39:16Where's the jewels?
39:17Oh, right here.
39:17Right here.
39:17Oh, flash.
39:19Oh, I did.
39:20Alert.
39:20Ever alert.
39:22You're gonna be a real hero in boss's eyes now.
39:25Hey, listen, boys.
39:26Now, I'm terribly sorry.
39:29Now, I know you're innocent,
39:30and, well, I just don't know how to say I'm sorry.
39:33Roscoe, would you forget it?
39:34You got anything to say, say it to boss
39:35when he pins that nice shiny badge back on your jacket
39:38for giving him these.
39:38Oh, yeah, he will, won't it?
39:40You could do it.
39:41Ain't no way he can claim that we was part of that gang now.
39:44Can't think again.
39:45All of you, you take us in,
39:47you're all going right down with us.
39:49There ain't no way you can make him do that, lady.
39:51If you don't let us go,
39:52we're gonna tell the whole world
39:53that you and these country boys here
39:55were in on everything with us.
39:57Are you kidding, lady?
39:59You just hush.
40:00Ain't nobody gonna listen to that titivating drivel.
40:02Except boss hog.
40:03Except boss hog.
40:05Good.
40:06Especially the part about me and Luke.
40:08Yeah.
40:09Lady, you can tell the whole world exactly what you want.
40:11We're just gonna have to take that chance.
40:14Come on, boys, you better call in.
40:16Call in?
40:17Yes, call in.
40:18Wait a minute.
40:19What chance?
40:20Don't you hold us right there.
40:22Don't you move.
40:23You sure about this, Luke?
40:24Yeah.
40:25Roscoe.
40:26Now, Luke's plan had four things wrong with it.
40:28One, it was hard.
40:29Two, it was dangerous.
40:30And three, it had no guarantee.
40:32I love it.
40:33And four, Roscoe liked it.
40:36Uncle Jesse, you got your ears on?
40:37Listen up.
40:39Get everybody in town to turn their CVs on
40:41and keep the channel open.
40:42They might hear something interesting.
40:43I read you loud and clear, Luke.
40:45I'll get on it right away now.
40:46You two be careful, you hear?
40:48All right, you two, get over here.
40:49Get over here.
40:51Get over here.
40:52Now, you okay?
40:53If they give you any trouble, cup them and stuff them.
40:55I'm on my way back.
40:56Get these jewels to the boss.
40:58Roscoe was to return to boss,
40:59taking the jewelry with him.
41:01While, Bo and Luke took them robes along with them.
41:04Get the car, or we're gonna have to stuff you in.
41:08Not before contacting Uncle Jesse,
41:10filling him in on what he's supposed to do.
41:12Town of hazard, town of hazard,
41:14this is Jesse Duke.
41:15You got your ears on out there,
41:16I want to talk to you.
41:17And those of you that got your ears on,
41:19go tell your neighbors.
41:20I want to talk to them, too.
41:21I got something to tell all of you.
41:29Yeah, that's right, Amos.
41:36Everybody you can reach.
41:37Tell them channel 22.
41:40Thanks, Amos.
41:44I ain't gonna mess with it, Flash.
41:46I'm gonna walk right into boss's office and I'm gonna say,
41:48All right, boss.
41:51Here's every little, teeny, little piece of jewelry.
41:54Do you think I...
41:55No.
41:56No, I walk right in.
41:57I say,
41:58All right, boss.
42:00I'll just...
42:00Cletus,
42:02you're a real lugnus.
42:03You know that?
42:04You took your car
42:05and you almost made me destroy mine.
42:07Now...
42:07All right, boss.
42:09Here is every teeny, tiny, little, bitty piece of jewelry
42:12that that crooked couple stole in Nashville.
42:15Give me that.
42:16Well, now then, listen, I'm not asking for any reward money,
42:19but I am asking for my job back,
42:21and I do get that back.
42:22Right?
42:23Wrong.
42:23Wrong?
42:24Right.
42:25Hey, I see your game.
42:26See, right through you.
42:28First, you double-crossed me,
42:29and now you're double-crossing your own confidation crime,
42:32namely the Duke boys,
42:34to gain my favor.
42:36Well, it ain't going to work, Mr. Coltrane.
42:38Cletus, escort this civilian to the hoose cow.
42:42And his dog, too.
42:43Take your clammy cabbage collectors off of me.
42:46They're not...
42:47Roscoe!
42:49Will you just hush?
42:50See, the Duke family told me you wouldn't listen to us.
42:53Bo and Luke Duke is your sheriff,
42:54Roscoe P. Coltrane.
42:56We're ready on this end with you, Mark.
42:58We're ready here, Roscoe.
42:59Uncle Jesse?
43:00The whole town is ready and waiting, Luke.
43:03Ready to go.
43:04Anytime you're ready, cousin.
43:05Yeah!
43:08Whoa!
43:08Whoa!
43:08Whoa!
43:10Whoa!
43:10Whoa!
43:11Whoa!
43:12Whoa!
43:12Whoa!
43:13Whoa!
43:13What are you trying to do, kill us?
43:26This here, a picturesque spot,
43:28used to be the old Ridge Runner Road.
43:37See if he didn't bring along your camera.
43:39Take this thing down.
43:41Come on, strength it up.
43:42This is fun, Bert.
43:43What are you trying to do, kill us?
43:46Well, who would've done that for?
43:48Two of you got hurt,
43:48there wouldn't be nobody to tell the people the truth,
43:50would there?
43:51Like everybody knows,
43:52it was y'all that stole them Nashville jewels.
43:54Well, that ain't no big secret, buddy.
43:55Nash, mine's slow.
43:56This thing down a little bit.
43:58What everybody'd really like to know is,
44:00you know, who else helped you two pull that robbery?
44:02Actually, we've got...
44:04What'd you say, Bert?
44:04I can't quite hear you.
44:05I can't quite hear you.
44:05You're gonna have to speak up.
44:06I said keep your mouth shut.
44:09Oh, I do believe these folk would like to see old Wilton Bridge.
44:12Yeah, I bet they would.
44:13The trouble with old Wilton Bridge
44:14is that it got washed out in the flood last winter.
44:17Of course, we can't jump,
44:18it don't matter much to us.
44:19Shoot, we'd rather die than go to prison.
44:21Wilton Bridge dead ahead.
44:29That road crew still ain't fixed it.
44:31Would somebody please stop this, Garth?
44:35Shoot, I couldn't do that, Bert.
44:36Pretend he's missing all the fun.
44:39Woo-hoo!
44:41Help!
44:42Somebody please help me!
44:44Second thing now, would you?
44:45Help!
44:46Please, let me out of this bar right now!
44:52All right, who helped you two steal that jewelry?
44:53Nobody, man, nobody, I swear.
44:55What?
44:56Boy, shut up, Bert, and I'm gonna tell them the truth.
44:57We did this all by ourselves, nobody helped us.
45:00But somebody just let me out of here!
45:02We did it all alone, all by ourselves.
45:04You care for us, that's what we're doing, right?
45:07You got it right, nobody did it, but...
45:08All right, Bert, please.
45:11All right, folks, tour's over, let's go home.
45:13Sir, as they're just here, the lost sheep, we're coming on home.
45:18Woo-hoo!
45:20Well, with the whole town CB witnesses to the confession,
45:23boss had no choice but to drop all the charges against the dukes.
45:27All right, Peters, take them inside.
45:30Stuff them and cuff them.
45:31Well, they're already cuffed.
45:32Yeah, well, then just stuff them.
45:34Let's go.
45:35Yeah, let's go.
45:36You're gonna stuff these.
45:38Roscoe, I do believe that I owe you an apology.
45:41Boss, what you owe me is my badge.
45:44Oh, yeah, you'll get it.
45:46Oh, I appreciate that, I appreciate it.
45:47You're real stated.
45:48Oh, I could.
45:49And I'm gonna give you something else, too.
45:51What?
45:52A fair share of that reward money.
45:54Oh, oh, really?
45:55Mm-hmm.
45:56Oh, 50-50?
45:57What?
45:58Are you gonna disloyal on me again?
45:59No, I don't wanna go through all that.
46:0160, 40.
46:0270, 30.
46:0390, 10.
46:04Ah.
46:04And about that money that Roscoe and Boss were gonna split, Mama and Lulu got to it
46:11first.
46:12But Bo and Luke were off the hook, so Jesse was the only one who got stuck.
46:17Get in there.
46:18Get these unweltered.
46:19Come sit in there.
46:22Oh, dear.
46:23You got an idea?
46:24What's that?
46:25Only well the door's shut on his pickup truck.
46:26Ha-ha-ha-ha!
46:29¡Gracias!
46:59¡Gracias!
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