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00:00Australia we're here for you. Bushfires we're here for you. Celebration we're here for you.
00:15Adventuring we're here for you. Birthdays we're here for you. T-Dial wherever you are so are we.
00:27You know what's crazy? We're already ideating so many changes in the office and yet we don't have a contractual length to stand on.
00:33Have you received like a single email from Bobby? No, nothing. I mean we're obviously doing an exceptional job in our new role.
00:39Yeah, I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that we're disrupting the social sphere of public relations in the biggest way since Freud's nephew Edward Bernays was like
00:46what if we took ideas about our deepest fears and desires and use them to sell products. Have you seen that video essay?
00:51Of course I have. I think I sent it to you. Okay, wait Meredith hasn't replied to a single one of our money requests.
00:56What? I still don't know how nice we're supposed to be to her now that we're in charge.
00:59Well, you know it's extremely easy for me to be likeable and warm but I just want to know is there a world in which we don't have to be nice to anyone?
01:03Least of all Ian who's so clearly gunning for our shared position. Okay, I so hear you but I'm still consumed by contract gate.
01:09I've tried to book in with a business coach Alex Mangrove. I love him. Okay, but do you think we need to engage a lawyer? Do we know any lawyers?
01:15Yes, I briefly dated two barristers, slight overlap but different chambers.
01:18Okay, well let's contact both of them and let's be nice to Meredith today just in case. Okay, are you getting any emails?
01:23I was just gonna say I think my phone is frozen. What? Weird, same.
01:26Hello Ian. How could you? I just came here to tell you face-to-face that I'm gonna ruin your life mate.
01:54Greg, I'd really like to chat about this but I gotta go.
01:59I'm gonna email your clients. Tell them that you hung me out to dry and leaked my story to the press.
02:05Sir, it wasn't in my control. Look, it's just business.
02:09B-bus-nasty business. I'm gonna get you in.
02:13I'm gonna get you in.
02:14T-Dial.
02:26Nothing. I got nothing.
02:27Okay, this is so weird. I have like no bars.
02:29What is going on? It must be a dead zone.
02:31Well, like a newly established dead zone.
02:32Seriously, I have no service on this thing.
02:34Oh my god, me neither.
02:35Hey, are you guys with T-Dial? Because I think the whole network's down.
02:40Jesus Christ, Nicole. T-Dial.
02:42T-Dial. That's our plan.
02:43We need to get to the office. Look at ASAP. Look right now, right now, right now, right now.
02:46Go, go, go, go, go.
02:55Ian, the T-Dial network.
02:56Ian, the whole system's down. We have to...
02:58I am all across it. I'm doing a client strategy map for them as we speak.
03:04Okay, Ian, last week we decided the T-Dial. That would be our client.
03:07Yeah, we should be running the play on this.
03:09Okay. What's your strategy?
03:13Well, my first point of call would be to have a look at some of your options.
03:16Well, actually, we can contact Bobby because he's on the board of T-Dial.
03:18Yes.
03:19So let's do that.
03:20Okay, great. Contact Bobby Howe.
03:26What's that?
03:27What is that?
03:28What the hell is that?
03:29What is that?
03:30I can't.
03:31Evacuate?
03:32What is that?
03:33Should we leave?
03:34Like, what is going on, Ian?
03:35What the hell is that?
03:36What is that?
03:37This is the Fritz and Randall fax machine.
03:38I hooked it up this morning. It's on the old copper network.
03:41The copper what? The what?
03:43Oh, it's from Bobby.
03:45Shall I fax Bobby back, telling him you're across this?
03:50One second, Ian.
03:52What do we do? How do we contact you, doll? I don't know.
03:55Okay, I hate to say it. Don't say it.
03:56But Ian seems like it.
03:57Please don't wait.
03:58Well, I disagree.
03:59Okay, but do you have any other strategies for T-Dial?
04:02Exactly.
04:03What strategy? I don't know what we're doing.
04:04Wow.
04:05There is a weird energy going on out there in the world today.
04:08Oh.
04:11Oh.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Good morning, Premier.
04:14Mr Chamberlain.
04:15Cody.
04:16Cody's fine.
04:17Cody's fine works.
04:18Cody has service.
04:19Cody's on the nodo network.
04:20He must still be operating.
04:21Yeah, congrats on the new role.
04:22CEO of T-Dial failing upwards much?
04:25Why is he calling me?
04:26Okay.
04:27What is he saying?
04:28What is he saying?
04:29Yeah.
04:30I'll pop you on speaker.
04:31Yeah, the team's here.
04:32Matthew, lovely to meet you.
04:34You're going to have to speak up.
04:36I can't hear you.
04:37Can you hear me now?
04:38Still can't hear.
04:39Um.
04:40Matthew.
04:41There we go.
04:42I recognise that voice anyway.
04:43Ian Randall.
04:44Hello, mate.
04:45How are you?
04:46Let me guess.
04:47Total systems failure.
04:48You don't know the cause yet.
04:49You need our help prepping all responses under all timelines of systems recovery.
04:55It's a big one and a fun one.
04:58You nailed it, Ian.
04:59We are in free fall over here.
05:00Well, we'd better get you a cushion then, eh?
05:02I've got Greta and Nicole here.
05:07They're actually in the process of taking over the T-Dial account.
05:11Hi, Matthew.
05:12Hi, Nicole here.
05:13I just wanted to say firstly that you have nothing to worry about on your end.
05:16I need people on the ground.
05:17How soon can you get in?
05:18Yes, to T-Dial.
05:20Yes, to T-Dial.
05:21We might need a manual direction there.
05:24The what?
05:25The manual what?
05:26I can be there in 10, 7 if I've got the wind to my back.
05:30Ian, thank God.
05:31Godspeed, brother.
05:32Well, I should get over there now.
05:34Better do we have somebody on the ground there, hey?
05:37Yes, but we should have Cody's phone because we're still the client contact point.
05:40Just where in the world physically is T-Dial Ian, we can use Cody's phone to Uber over.
05:44Well, without Uber's up, they're a T-Dial client, eh?
05:48That's who we're sending.
05:50Here's the address.
05:51What do I do with this?
05:52Give it to a genie?
05:53Use my body to bribe a car driving pervert?
05:54I'll go downstairs and see if I can find us a taxi.
05:55Okay?
05:56What do you know that?
05:57My name's Ian.
05:58I like to portray my best friends.
05:59Yeah, right, mate.
06:00I don't see no bloody you like it, eh?
06:01Hey, do you know what?
06:02I'm going to email and I'm going to call all your clients.
06:03How's that?
06:04Don't do that.
06:05Don't do that.
06:06Don't do that big.
06:07Too late, mate.
06:08Too late.
06:09Too late.
06:10Oh well played Ian.
06:13Well played, mate.
06:27Morning, Meredith.
06:29Morning, Ian.
06:33Morning, Ian.
06:34Morning, Meredith.
06:35Morning, Ian.
06:36Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, are you a T-dial or you would notice?
06:39I work coins from the printing machine.
06:40What about Goodbox?
06:41What, do you have service?
06:42What service?
06:43Your phone, Meredith.
06:44Who's your provider?
06:45Oh, well, Bobby set me up with my phone, so I presume it's T-dial.
06:48Let me have a look.
06:49Did you have service this morning?
06:51I think so.
06:52Haven't checked since I left the house.
06:55What are you talking about, Meredith?
06:57How did you get here, Meredith?
06:59I took the bus.
07:00Okay, but coffee, how did you pay for coffee?
07:02Well, I'm not really a coffee drinker, but I did manage to get a hot chocolate this
07:07morning with my cafe coupon.
07:09Oh, look.
07:10Here it is.
07:11Okay, that's great, Meredith, but what about your phone?
07:14Oh, dear.
07:15Did I even ring my phone today?
07:19Ah.
07:20Here it is.
07:23Oh, dear.
07:26No service.
07:28Okay, all our phones are with T-dial and all our computers are with T-dial.
07:31Our entire system is down.
07:32Meredith, you need to go straight to Noto to get four sims and a router ASAP.
07:36What, right now?
07:37Yes, the only way we can contact T-dial is through Noto.
07:40Yes, we need you to do that right now.
07:41Seriously, Meredith, in the elevator.
07:42Please, we need you to do this.
07:43God.
07:49Goddammit.
07:50What?
07:51You were supposed to be kind to Meredith today.
07:52That's fine.
07:53I can order her flowers to her desk.
07:54I'll be there when she returns.
07:55I'll just do it right now.
07:58Well, I can't do anything.
07:59T-dial's down.
08:00I'll network.
08:01Cardi has one.
08:02Get in.
08:03No, what if we take this cab and you can use my phone to call?
08:06Nice try.
08:07Systems are down.
08:08No, just T-dial.
08:09I'm with No Dove.
08:10Oh, shit.
08:11Okay.
08:12Done.
08:13You.
08:14Cody, get in.
08:15Cody, get in.
08:16Cody, get in.
08:17What if we take this cab and you can use my phone to call?
08:20No, I have to try.
08:21Systems are down.
08:22No, just T-dial.
08:23I'm with No Dove.
08:24Oh, shit.
08:25Okay.
08:26Done.
08:27You.
08:28Cody, get in.
08:29Cody.
08:30He's got my phone.
08:31What's happening?
08:32Hi, love.
08:33Yeah, it's me.
08:34Thought I took you.
08:35Honey, I worked late at the office and then systems went down.
08:37What's happening?
08:38Yeah, I'm literally using this guy's No Dove phone to call you.
08:41It is a man's phone.
08:42Listen, he's right here.
08:43Could you, uh...
08:44Um, yes, hi.
08:45I did give my phone to this man.
08:47See?
08:48That is a man's voice.
08:50What?
08:51Yeah, thanks.
08:52I just wasted my one phone call.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Stayed off the grid.
08:57Yeah, nah.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
09:00It's actually definitely killing most of the population.
09:04100%.
09:05Or it's population control.
09:07But that's the same as this.
09:09Because, bro, it was always going to happen.
09:11Always.
09:12People are waking up.
09:13And Teether have been trying to push 5G into us for a reason.
09:18Anything?
09:19Nothing.
09:20Can't even tell the time.
09:22Have you?
09:23Ian!
09:24Oh, hello, mate.
09:25That was quick.
09:26Yeah, had the wind to my back.
09:28Oh, this is Olivia Appledorn, Head of Comms.
09:31Nice to meet you, Olivia.
09:32Olivia or Liv.
09:33It's fine.
09:34Liv it is.
09:35Righto, mate.
09:36Come on up.
09:37Olivia, tell them to switch to backup power.
09:39The lifts are going to be offline for about an hour, okay?
09:40So we waited for you.
09:41Uh, Greta and Nicole will be here shortly.
09:42Oh, they might have to take the stairs.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44Oh, no.
09:45Oh, okay.
09:46Go, go, go, go.
09:47Thank you, driver.
09:48Okay, but we don't really land on our strategy because God knows she don't need to know that
10:07we're in charge and Ian was arrived all sweaty.
10:09Yeah, I know.
10:10We're seven different game plans, okay?
10:11I completely agree with you, but can I remind you that we don't know anything about a fibre
10:14cell tower, Wi-Fi satellite, global destruction outage, okay?
10:17And I can't look any of those words up right now.
10:18No, I know.
10:19Okay, so how much-
10:20Cody, how much charge have you got?
10:21Oh, we'll be fine.
10:22Toggle phones have great battery.
10:26Cody, what the fuck is a toggle phone?
10:28Oh, it's a cost-effective alternative smartphone from Korea.
10:33Just maybe conserve that battery just because I don't have time to fly to Seoul today to
10:36get you a charged toggle toggle charge, okay?
10:38Greta, we're done?
10:39One second.
10:40Toggle plus coin.
10:41Inu coin.
10:42Okay, just keep the change.
10:43Okay, well, we're not from a coin generation.
10:44Let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:46We need to come up with two coherent stories.
10:49The public need a simple one with a goodie and a baddie.
10:53Ideally, the baddie is a cyber hacker or a terrorist or even a lazy subcontractor will
10:59do.
11:00Anyone but T-dile.
11:02Brilliant, Ian.
11:03Brilliant.
11:04What do you mean the elevator's offline?
11:05That makes no sense.
11:06Oh my God.
11:07It's slow to moralizing.
11:10Cody, hurry.
11:11Hurry up, Cody.
11:12This is insane.
11:13The government, on the other hand, don't need any of that.
11:17What they need is a story that reassures them that they'll be looped into our comms before
11:22we go public.
11:23I wouldn't worry too much about the government.
11:25Um, now that Paula's comms minister, she and I, uh, we go way back, if you know what I mean.
11:32I do know what you mean, Maddie.
11:35Parliamentary prayer room and all that.
11:38What level is it?
11:40What level, Cody?
11:41Uh, I think it's level 46.
11:42Oh my God.
11:43Oh my God.
11:44Oh my God.
11:45Oh, so my phone controls the elevators, does it?
11:46I don't know.
11:47So I was thinking, we tell her we don't know what the story is yet.
11:52Uh, yeah, you can't do that.
11:55Why not?
11:56Because they'll think we're incompetent idiots who shouldn't be running a phone network.
12:01Exactly.
12:02Well, I mean, the entire network is down.
12:04I can't get in contact with my engineer.
12:06Maybe we should just make a story up.
12:09So what do we say to them?
12:10I don't know.
12:11Hurry up, Cody.
12:12This is insane.
12:14I keep getting calls.
12:15Well, pick it up then.
12:17Never make a story up.
12:19If you make a story up, it'll definitely be wrong and you'll lose all credibility.
12:24So, without a story we have no credibility, but I can't make a story up because then we'll have no credibility.
12:29Bingo.
12:30Sorry for that.
12:33Okay.
12:34Alright, so where are we at?
12:36We need to come up with something to tell the Minister for Communications.
12:39And the Prime Minister, he's on the line.
12:41What?
12:42What?
12:43Yeah, I'm with no doubt.
12:44Word gets around.
12:45Are you serious?
12:47Chamberlain, what have you fucked up this time?
12:50Uh, Tim, no, all under control, mate.
12:53Well, what's the story then?
12:55Uh, well, funny you should ask because-
12:57Timmy!
12:58Ian Randall here.
13:00Oh, hi, Ian.
13:01Sorry to hear about Fritz.
13:02Yeah, no worries.
13:04Look, uh, my two colleagues are actually running point on this.
13:08Great.
13:09What's the story?
13:11Hi, Prime Minister.
13:12It's Nicole here.
13:13Nicole who?
13:15Um, the strategy on this one would be, uh, well, to start with listening.
13:19To who?
13:20Your phone lines are down.
13:21You're running point on this is the Prime Minister.
13:23One of them's wearing a dead suit.
13:25The other one's wearing something that she found on the road.
13:27What I'm going to do is just run some, some options and then we can run them by you as
13:30soon as possible.
13:31Mm.
13:32Well, hurry up.
13:33We can't stream the cricket without any signal.
13:35Oh, my God.
13:36The cricket.
13:37I'm dead.
13:38I'm dead.
13:39I'm dead.
13:40Oh, uh, does anyone have a charger?
13:43Of course.
13:44There's multiple in the offices outside.
13:46Oh, great.
13:47Any compatible with the telephone?
13:48The failed Korean smartphone.
13:50Weren't they removed from the market?
13:52Acid leakage?
13:53Oh, I'll just, um, look.
13:56Matthew, I'm sorry.
13:57Do you have a room or an office that we could go to?
13:59Like a situation where you decide some solutions?
14:01Yeah, sure.
14:02Um, yeah, just, just through there.
14:03Wonderful.
14:06Jesus Christ.
14:07My new prayer room.
14:09Wavelengths are the same as the brain.
14:13Yeah.
14:14No.
14:15Yeah.
14:16Look it up.
14:17That's why I read Noto.
14:18They stick with 4G for a reason.
14:19They're not trying to control us with their 5G.
14:21Facts.
14:22I love Noto.
14:23You know the radiation from the Noto tower is non-existent compared to T-dile.
14:27And that's a fact.
14:28That's an actual fact.
14:29That's an actual fact.
14:30That's an actual fact.
14:31Okay.
14:32Okay.
14:33So do you have a single idea?
14:34Okay, so I'm getting this weird feeling where nothing is coming to me.
14:36I know that feeling.
14:37It's called, um, I can't remember.
14:39Okay, uh, so the network is down.
14:40Yes.
14:41I read an article about what was happening in Iran or Macedonia.
14:43It was a video and I just went to look it up on my phone, so.
14:46Is this who I am?
14:47Am I the sole product of what this thing tells me to think, feel and say?
14:50Well, I just think it's unfair for anyone to expect us to pretend to understand telecommunications
14:54network connectivity when we have no access to our phones.
14:57I fear my mind is in there.
14:59Wait, I have something.
15:00What?
15:01What if the strategy is this?
15:03Today, we listen to Ian.
15:06Oh, we empower Ian today.
15:08We give him a much needed win and the illusion of power.
15:11Yes.
15:12Yes, today our challenge is to support our ageing colleague who normally has to live in a world
15:16that is too fast and too progressive for him to thrive.
15:19Exactly right.
15:20It's funny.
15:21I haven't seen these in years.
15:33Ah, look at this.
15:35Hey!
15:36Ah!
15:37Maya?
15:38Be my guest.
15:39Mind if I join you?
15:41Oh.
15:42Of course.
15:43Oh.
15:44Oh.
15:45There we go.
15:46Don't forget your mate.
15:47Cheers, man.
15:48Of course.
15:49Oh, that's good.
15:50Thanks, my brother.
15:51Oh, I'm looking forward to this.
15:52Yeah.
15:53Oh.
15:54Yes.
15:55Oh, mother's milk.
15:57Ashwin.
15:58Oh, thank God.
15:59This is Ashwin, our chief engineer.
16:01Now, tell me there's good news.
16:04Um, well, our debugging tool uses the network to work and so we can't make it work.
16:12So the tools you use to fix the network when it's down need the network to be up to
16:18be able to fix the network that's down?
16:20When you put it like that, it sounds bad, but usually it works.
16:25When the network's up?
16:26Yeah.
16:27Yeah.
16:31Find IT.
16:33IT.
16:34Oh.
16:35Oh.
16:36Hi.
16:37Hi.
16:38Sorry.
16:39Oh, sorry.
16:40Do you have a toggle charger for a toggle phone?
16:41Oh, yeah.
16:42Yeah, I have that.
16:43Great.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Great.
16:46Hang on.
16:47Are you a Noto guy too?
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Yeah, I have that.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Great.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Great.
16:58Hang on.
16:59Are you a Noto guy too?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Oh.
17:02Smart man.
17:03Oh.
17:04That's tough.
17:05I run a singles night for Noto users actually, if you're interested.
17:09We dress up sometimes.
17:11We play board games.
17:12You know.
17:13Noto things.
17:14Oh.
17:15Great.
17:16No.
17:17I will.
17:18Yeah, I just gotta...
17:19So what you're saying, Ashwin, is that the server has been hacked.
17:29Um, maybe.
17:30Oh.
17:31Well, maybe we've got someone to blame.
17:34Or maybe not.
17:36We really don't know anything at this point.
17:38I thought you said you had good news.
17:40Yes, I spoke to our colleagues over at Gridvox and they're more than happy for us to transfer
17:47all our traffic to their network until this blows over, which is a huge relief for me
17:53and the team.
17:54Oh, great.
17:55Well, let's get onto that.
17:57Uh, before you do...
17:59Yeah?
18:00Idea?
18:01Yep.
18:02What?
18:03Just spitballing here.
18:04Yep.
18:05Instead, we don't do that.
18:07What?
18:08No.
18:09I think we should probably switch over.
18:11You know, Tim can get back to the cricket.
18:13I mean, the Windy's were 7 for 24 at lunch.
18:15What are we in the business of selling here?
18:18Our phone network?
18:20Wrong.
18:21We're in the business of selling promises.
18:23Now, who has the better phone reception?
18:26Us or Gridvox?
18:27Gridvox.
18:28Everybody knows that.
18:29So what happens when you switch everyone's phone over to Gridvox?
18:33Uh, everyone's phones will work?
18:35Yeah, and what will their reception be like?
18:37Uh, great.
18:38Possibly better.
18:39Better.
18:40So what happens when everyone sees that their phone reception is much better on the Gridvox
18:45network?
18:46Oh!
18:47I see.
18:48Our promise to the customer has been broken.
18:53We need to be the ones who fix this.
18:56So true, Ian.
18:57What Ian said.
18:58But people on respirators rely on our network for updates.
19:00Uh, dialysis machines.
19:03If this extends any further, we're talking life and death here.
19:06T-t-t-t-t-t Ashwin.
19:08What Ian is saying is that if they switch over to Gridvox, they might as well be dead anyway.
19:14Because they won't be coming back to us.
19:16You know, in a business sense.
19:18What about Noto?
19:20Can't we switch people over to an inferior network?
19:23I like your thinking, toots.
19:25Mm-mm-mm.
19:26Noto's owned by Saudi Arabia.
19:28Everything that goes into that network gets sucked up and spat out to the GIP.
19:31Which is like ASIO, but for Arabians.
19:35But people will die.
19:38Oh, pff.
19:39People die every day.
19:41But dreams live on.
19:44For generations, kids have grown up dreaming of calling their friends using a T-dial plan.
19:51Paying T-dial excess data usage fees.
19:55And maybe even sitting here, like one of you here today, as part of the T-dial family.
20:02If that dream dies here today, then we are killing the hopes of Aussie kids for generations to come.
20:11And instead, delivering them into the hands of Saudi kids.
20:16Now I don't know about you, but I want to live in a world where Australia's communications network is Australian owned.
20:24For Australian kids!
20:27An Australian future!
20:34Bravo, Ian.
20:36If we weren't taking everything offshore next year, I would use that speech at the Christmas party.
20:40Word for word, mate.
20:42It was beautiful.
20:44And you, you're fired.
20:46You've destroyed this company.
20:48Go on, go.
20:49You go on.
20:54Ian.
20:55Ian.
20:56Ian.
20:57Ian.
20:58Ian.
20:59Ian.
21:00Ian.
21:01Ian.
21:02You were amazing today.
21:04I just wanted to...
21:07I found a charger.
21:17I found a charger.
21:18I found a charger.
21:20That's great, Katie.
21:22But for now, our work here is done.
21:27Cool.
21:28So anyone got any, um, plans for the weekend?
21:42Wait.
21:43Wait.
21:44Oh my God.
21:45It's back.
21:46Oh thank God.
21:47I've never seen so many messages.
21:48Wait.
21:49Anything from Bobby about the board meeting?
21:50No, I'm texting him right now.
21:51Okay, amazing.
21:52Wait.
21:53Have you seen the pictures from Bundy's photo shoot?
21:54We can choose the cover of Male Body magazine before the launch.
21:55Okay, so Rainbow Ribbon Cupcakes have been ordered for the launch event next week.
21:57And I am texting those barristers and I'm ordering Meredith flowers for her desk.
21:58You're a genius.
21:59I will pay and rebook Alex Mangrove and then organise tailoring.
22:00And I'm going to get right on that cardboard cut out of Bundy for tonight.
22:01Wow.
22:02Look at all these emails.
22:03I'm going to pay for that.
22:04I'm going to pay for it.
22:05I'm going to pay for it.
22:06I'm going to pay for it.
22:07I'm going to pay for it.
22:08I'm going to pay for it.
22:09I'm going to pay for it.
22:10You're a genius.
22:11I will pay and rebook Alex Mangrove and then organise tailoring.
22:13And I'm going to get right on that cardboard cut out of Bundy for tonight.
22:16Wow.
22:17Look at all these emails coming through.
22:18Are you getting these, Ian?
22:19No, mine's not up yet.
22:21Yes it is.
22:22You've got full tea towel bars.
22:23Oh, well maybe the messages must be taking a while to load or something.
22:26It should be.
22:27Oh, well no, I've got one voicemail.
22:30Ah, from your doctor.
22:31Oh, um, I might just, er, er, take this outside.
22:34I wonder what's wrong with him?
22:35He does look sick all the time.
22:36Here we are, girls.
22:38four no-dose SIM cards, and an internet router.
22:42That is great, Meredith.
22:44Um, I mean, we really appreciate that, Meredith,
22:46but you can dispose of the SIM cards.
22:47Yes, we love everything you do, Meredith,
22:49but we have zero need for those SIM cards now.
22:56I think we're doing really well with her.
22:58I totally agree with you.
22:59Have you seen that?
23:01I love your algorithm.
23:03Oh, yuck. Okay, bad news is
23:06Anna is still sticking us now into Fritzland.
23:09Good news is she still thinks her messaging app is secure.
23:13Well, Nicole Kidman and the other one have emailed about the board meeting.
23:16Oh, fantastic, yeah.
23:18Yeah, we need to lock the girls in ASAP
23:20before Anna gets her dry-skinned fingers all over them.
23:27Ladies, do you know where Ian is?
23:29I'm sure he'd like to watch Matthew.
23:32He's downstairs, Cody.
23:34Do we know what the hacker's intentions were?
23:36All I'll say is
23:37it was an attack on Australians.
23:40Oh, my God.
23:41Bobby emailed.
23:42He's coming in next week with the contract.
23:44Oh, my God, finally.
23:45Right?
23:48Oh, Anna's calling again.
23:52Dr Chaley again.
23:53Just an issue with your test results.
23:55Please don't expose yourself to any stress.
24:04You think you're so clever, don't you, Ian?
24:07What do I do?
24:08Yes, answer it.
24:11Hi, Anna.
24:12Ladies, I think we need to have a conversation.
24:14It would be in your best interests.
24:17Look, I swear it was a coincidence.
24:19I don't have that sort of power.
24:20Oh, so it was a coincidence today I'm going to ruin your life.
24:24T-Dial, your client crashes and prevents that from happening?
24:27Yes!
24:28I'm supposed to believe a man who spends his whole life
24:30dreaming up strategies that you didn't, oh, I don't know,
24:32come up with a strategy for that?
24:33Yes!
24:34It's just bullshit!
24:35It's just bullshit!
24:36Just stop it!
24:37Shut up!
24:38Get out of me!
24:39Don't!
24:40Don't!
24:41Don't!
24:51Ian!
24:53Ian!
24:56I just thought you might like to know some information I've uncovered.
24:59Obviously can't discuss it over the phone.
25:01Is this tomorrow at 12pm?
25:02Um, fine, we'll be there.
25:07So, you were saying that you were on Fritz's yacht?
25:12Yeah.
25:13Let's just say it's a matter of national security.
25:16But today, all of our thoughts and prayers are with those whose health has been affected by this vicious attack.
25:27Ian, I was having the best day of my life, Cody.
25:31The best day of my life.
25:32When a young child calls his father, who's lonely, divorced, mental health problems, and wants to kick him along and is begging him not to get another tattoo, who does he use? He uses T-dial.
25:53If his mother has been put away in a ward, how does she reach out? She reaches out with T-dial.
26:03How do Australia's community reach out? They reach out with T-dial. Any questions?
26:10How can it test that?
26:12How can it test it?
26:13No.
26:14Whatever it sounds like.
26:15Thank you, T-dial.