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02:49Thank you. Good luck in there, guys. I'm sure you'll do great.
02:52We will do great because there are only three applicants.
02:55Well, I hope to see you both at training camp on Monday.
02:58You will because there are only three applicants.
03:04I'll cross my fingers for you.
03:05I'll cross my fingers for you. Well, there's no need. I'll have them crossed.
03:07Well, I wish you wouldn't.
03:11Welcome to training camp. Today marks the start of the hardest two weeks of your life.
03:17Two weeks?
03:18What's the matter with that? Is it too short?
03:19Yeah. In most countries, to become a spy, it would take years.
03:22I don't know what to tell you.
03:25Well, it's fine. Continue.
03:27Okay. So, first, I would like each of you to step forward, say your name, say where you're
03:33from, and then something interesting. Let's start with you.
03:38My name's Michael Anderson. I'm from Christchurch, and, oh, something interesting about me is that
03:43my father is Todd Anderson.
03:45You're Ando's son?
03:46Correct.
03:46Wow, that's awesome.
03:48Yeah.
03:48I mean, he's one of the best spies we've ever had here.
03:51Yeah, he's a legend, right?
03:51You know what? It is an honour to meet you. Thanks.
03:53I always enjoy telling people that I'm his son.
03:56So, next, um, the woman.
04:00My name is Sue Nightingale. I'm from Wellington, and I speak four languages.
04:05Which four?
04:05French, Spanish, Japanese, and English.
04:09French.
04:10Bonjour. Je m'appelle Michael.
04:12Je sais, idiot. Tu viens de dire sa prendre un entendre.
04:16Very cool. Very cool.
04:18Very cool. Well done.
04:20Okay. And you.
04:24My name is Michael Rivera. I'm from Nelson, and...
04:35Uh, something interesting.
04:41Uh, anything?
04:44What is your favourite movie?
04:45I can't think of a movie.
04:47Uh, do you have any pets?
04:49I don't know.
04:50How could you not know that?
04:51Do you like sports?
04:53I'm not sure.
04:54What?
04:54Anything.
04:55I can speak four languages.
04:57It's my one.
04:58You just stole her one.
04:59My dad is Todd Anderson.
05:01No, he's my dad, you piece of shit. Stop stealing our ones.
05:04I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on.
05:05Okay. Well, it seems like you are having some kind of mental...
05:09Problem.
05:10I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to steal your ones. I just... I couldn't think of anything interesting.
05:15Well, that is kind of interesting.
05:17It's not really.
05:18But, um, we should begin.
05:20Let's get spying.
05:24Too late, too late to tell me I've been away with me.
05:32Too far, too far away from me.
05:36Show me just what I do with love and love.
05:46And depend with me, too, what's chasing you?
05:52Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's chasing you?
05:56Ooh, ooh, ooh.
06:01Dear diary, I'm one week into my training to become a professional spy.
06:07My fitness is now at an all-time high, and I'm very much enjoying my time here.
06:14I'm making friends and memories that will last a lifetime.
06:17Shut the hell up!
06:19Sorry, I thought you were asleep.
06:21I was! You woke me up with your loud talking!
06:24I was just writing my diary.
06:25I know what you were writing because you were saying it out loud as you were writing it.
06:28Just write it down. You don't need to also say it out loud.
06:32Sorry, it's just my diary.
06:34He knows it's your diary, Michael.
06:36You said dear diary.
06:38The diary's not the problem. It's the fact that you're saying it out loud as you write it.
06:42I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to upset you.
06:44I just love my diary.
06:47That's okay. I'm just glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself
06:51because I try to make the training as fun as possible.
06:54Oh, it's been so fun.
06:55It has been really fun, Danion.
06:57It's been fun. I admit it.
06:58It's been really fun.
07:00But right now, it's 3am and I want to go to sleep.
07:02Jeez, psych it out.
07:04I'm sleeping in the common room.
07:05Oh, fun. I'll come.
07:06Oh, fun.
07:08Firstly, thanks to Danion for running a bloody great course.
07:12Thank you, Danion.
07:13Michael, Sue, Michael, good news.
07:16You all passed.
07:18Congrats.
07:20But not all of you can graduate top of the class.
07:23This year's recipient for the Todd Anderson top of the class meatpack is Michael.
07:29Yes!
07:31Anderson.
07:32Shit!
07:32My man!
07:38Where are you going, Michael?
07:39Sit back down, please.
07:53Oh, close.
07:56Sorry.
07:57That's okay.
08:07Unlucky.
08:08He's ready to see you if you want to get on through.
08:11One sec.
08:13Okay.
08:19Ah, damn it.
08:21Ah.
08:31Hello.
08:32Hello.
08:33Isabel.
08:34I was wondering, do you have any plans this evening?
08:37No, I don't think so.
08:38Well, I was wondering if you would like to go see a movie with me tonight.
08:44Oh!
08:45Um, that sounds really fun.
08:48But I have a boyfriend, and he might...
08:52Really good.
08:53Huh?
08:53Really, really good.
08:55What do you mean?
08:56He sounds amazing.
08:57I'm jealous.
08:59Not of him, of you.
09:00He really sounds like boyfriend material.
09:02Listen, I already bought the tickets.
09:05I want you to take this boyfriend that I've been hearing so much about and show him a good time.
09:10I already saw the movie last night.
09:12I was checking to see if it's good.
09:13Trust me, it is.
09:15You'll love it.
09:16From your pal, Michael.
09:19I gotta go to a meeting now.
09:23Take a look at this.
09:27What am I looking at?
09:29This is a photograph of Norman White.
09:31Okay, so either the flash on the camera is way too bright, or this photo is way overexposed.
09:37Turn it over.
09:38Okay, I see what you're saying.
09:40He's the third richest man in New Zealand.
09:41Born in Australia, moved here as a teenager.
09:43Now he owns an agricultural supplies empire.
09:46The man on his right is Dennis Green.
09:48I don't know who that is.
09:49He's the head of the AIS.
09:51Ah, okay.
09:52Do you know what that stands for?
09:53Yeah.
09:54What does it stand for?
09:55Huh?
09:55What does it stand for?
09:57AIS?
09:58Mm-hmm.
10:02Amazing.
10:03It's the Australian Intelligence Service.
10:04Okay.
10:05In what world, Michael, does A stand for amazing?
10:07Sorry, I was confused.
10:09Well, I was confused when two days ago I received the next photo.
10:13So, this photo is backwards, so I'll just turn it over again.
10:16Turn it over again.
10:17Yes.
10:18That's Dennis Green, arriving at the Queenstown Airport three days ago.
10:22Take a look at the next photo.
10:24It's white again.
10:26Just joking.
10:26It's just backwards.
10:27Can you just turn it over?
10:28That is a house owned by Norman White, just out of Queenstown.
10:32We believe Dennis Green may be staying at the house.
10:35Well, what's the head of the Amazing Australian Intelligence Service doing in Queenstown?
10:39Amazing is not part of it.
10:40But that is exactly what we want you to find out.
10:43Our South Island officer will meet you at the hotel.
10:45You leave in two hours.
10:47Dress worn.
11:08Mr. Somerset, welcome.
11:16Mr. Somerset, I trust you had an easy journey?
11:20Sorry, wrong guy.
11:27No, I'm pretty sure you're the man I was sent here to meet.
11:30My name is Michael Rivera.
11:32That's not what you said.
11:34Michael, that's your alias.
11:38Did you have a look at the dossier?
11:40Big time.
11:41Yeah, that was a great read.
11:43Remind me of your name again.
11:45I'm Misty Atwood.
11:46I'm the agency's South Island division.
11:48Anytime you're on the South Island and you need anything, I'm your girl.
11:52My name is Michael Rivera, but you can call me just by my first name.
11:58Michael.
11:58Yeah, no one really calls me Michael Rivera in conversation.
12:02It's faster to just go, Michael.
12:05Actually, while we're here, let's go with Simon Somerset, if that's okay.
12:09Okay.
12:10That's what your reservation is under.
12:12Got it.
12:12Do you want to say it a few times, just really get it in your bones?
12:16No, trust me.
12:17I'm good with names.
12:19Okay, well, I'll leave you to it then.
12:21Let me know if you need anything.
12:27It was lovely meeting you.
12:29You too.
12:31Bye.
12:32See ya.
12:39Welcome to Grand Remarkables Hotel, sir.
12:41Are you checking in?
12:42Yes, please.
12:43Great.
12:43Name?
12:47Your name, sir?
12:48My name.
12:49Yes.
12:50I'm not sure.
12:52Not sure?
12:53No.
12:53I said I'm not Sean.
12:56As in, my name is not Sean.
12:58Okay.
12:59Well, we don't have any reservations under Sean.
13:03Good.
13:03Very good.
13:04Maybe could you say some of the names that do have reservations?
13:08Sure.
13:10Jill Sharp, David Hennaday, Simon Somerset.
13:13That's it.
13:14Simon Somerset.
13:15Okay, great.
13:17And did Simon book the room for you?
13:18No.
13:19I'm Simon Somerset.
13:21You are Simon Somerset?
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:23Right.
13:24Well, you will be staying...
13:26My name is Simon Somerset.
13:29Great.
13:31Welcome to the hotel, Mr. Somerset.
13:33You will be staying in room 402.
13:36Simon Somerset, thanks you.
13:41Inspect the bed.
13:44Check for any bed bugs, by which I mean insects, and not microphones.
13:53I love coming to Queenstown for a business trip, my job, importing cars.
13:59My name is Simon Somerset.
14:09Oh, my God.
14:39This is Michael.
14:40Hi, is Mr. Somerset there?
14:43This is him.
14:44You just said this is Michael.
14:46I think you'll find I said this is my call.
14:48As in, this is my room, this is my life, this is my call.
14:53I'm Simon Somerset.
14:55Okay.
14:56A bit of a weird question, but did you shoot a gun in your room?
14:59Very interesting question.
15:01And to that question I will say, I don't think I did.
15:07Is that everything?
15:09No, I have a message from your friend in room 208.
15:12They'd like to meet you at the bar at 8 o'clock.
15:13I'll be there.
15:14Actually, one more thing.
15:16Could you send someone on?
15:17My room is not up to Simon Somerset standard.
15:20It looks like maybe a bird got in.
15:22Okay.
15:24Maybe the bird shot a gun.
15:41Mr. Somerset.
15:42Sue?
15:44Sue?
15:44I think you're confused.
15:47I'm Mary Smith.
15:48That's right.
15:49And I'm Simon Somerset.
15:51I know.
15:52I said Mr. Somerset.
15:54I'm sorry.
15:54I'm having a shocker.
15:56Okay.
15:56Here's the plan.
15:58Tomorrow at 0500 hours.
16:00What is that in normal time?
16:015 a.m.
16:02Can we just use normal time?
16:03Sure.
16:04Misty will pick us up at 5 a.m.
16:06I just really struggle with 24-hour time.
16:08That's fine.
16:09Totally fine.
16:11As I was saying, the three of us will be picked up at 5 a.m.
16:14Ugh.
16:15That's so early.
16:16Yeah.
16:16It is.
16:17Yeah.
16:17Wait.
16:17Did you say three of us?
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:19Yes.
16:20Who's the third?
16:21Me, numbnuts.
16:25Don't call me that.
16:26Why not?
16:26You are one.
16:27You both please shut up.
16:29Okay?
16:29The plan is all three of us will be picked up at 0500 hours.
16:33We don't know what that means.
16:345 a.m.
16:35We'll be picked up at 5 a.m.
16:37Say that then.
16:39What?
16:39Huh?
16:41Continue.
16:45We'll drive 45 minutes into the mountains.
16:48We'll park up at a viewpoint, and from there, the two of you will take off on your skis.
16:55It'll take you 20 minutes to reach the valley where the house is.
17:01Anderson, you'll set up camp somewhere with a good view of the house.
17:06And then, Michael?
17:09You're on your own.
17:10Enter the house and find anything you can.
17:12We need to find out what the Australians are doing in New Zealand.
17:31Oh, you okay?
17:34Yeah.
17:35I'm fine.
17:37You sure?
17:39No, I'm all good.
17:40I think he fell over.
17:41Is he okay?
17:42I think...
17:42Are you okay, mate?
17:43I'm all good.
17:44Just get these back on and I'll be...
17:46I'll be off.
17:48Okay.
17:49I'm good.
17:49Back to it then.
17:50I'm fine.
17:51Is he hurt?
17:52I...
17:53I...
17:53I don't really want to ask.
18:09Hey, numbnuts, there's a guard on you in like five seconds.
18:16Who are you talking to?
18:17You numbnuts, is this why you head against the wall?
18:19No, actually, because I heard him coming.
18:22Because you said numbnuts, so I assumed you weren't talking to me.
18:24Can you guys please shut up?
18:26Anderson, can you see any open windows?
18:31There's actually a door open on the balcony.
18:34Michael, can you climb up to the balcony?
18:36I can try.
18:37There's a ladder.
18:48I'm in.
18:49What do you see?
18:50I think I'm in a bedroom.
18:51Is there a bed in the room?
18:54Yeah.
18:55Then yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in a bedroom.
18:56Shut up.
18:58I'm the lookout, but...
19:00Okay.
19:04Anderson.
19:05Anderson, don't shut up.
19:08Anderson.
19:11Michael, tell him you don't want him to shut up.
19:13No.
19:14I do want him to shut up.
19:16You need a lookout.
19:17This is so dangerous.
19:19Sorry.
19:20That's okay.
19:20You're 23 minutes away.
19:23So, that should be plenty of time.
19:24We do need a hundred.
19:26I've said a hundred, and I mean a hundred.
19:28Is that clear?
19:29Right.
19:30Now the target is the foreign minister of India, Swaran Danaraj.
19:35The foreign minister of India.
19:37He's arriving in Christchurch tomorrow for the World Unity Games.
19:41We'll be sending one of our best men.
19:44Magnus.
19:45Magnus.
19:46Michael, how are you getting on?
19:47Really good.
19:49Luckily, this keyhole is massive.
19:51Honestly, I have never seen a keyhole this big.
19:54Hold it right there.
19:58Tell me you've ever seen a keyhole that big?
20:00Put your hands up.
20:01Okay, but you've got to admit that is an abnormally large keyhole.
20:05Have you seen the key?
20:06I would love to see the key.
20:07Shut up.
20:08Who are you talking to?
20:09There is a guard, and he is pointing a gun at me.
20:12Who are you talking to?
20:13I have a, uh, radio earpiece in.
20:16See?
20:19Ow!
20:20You okay?
20:21Yeah, I just, I think he threw his earpiece at someone.
20:24Anderson, can you see anything?
20:27Anderson?
20:28Anderson?
20:29You better frickin' not still be shutting up.
20:31I will kill you.
20:32Okay, okay.
20:37No, I can't see him.
20:39Michael!
20:42Michael?
20:44No sign of him.
20:46Michael, come in.
20:50I can see him.
20:53Well, what's happening?
20:54He's running out of the house, but he's being chased.
21:00He's now whacking a guy with his ski poles.
21:07He's back on the move, but he's got company.
21:11What do you mean?
21:12There's a guard in pursuit.
21:18The guard is armed.
21:21There's a guard in the way.
21:23oh my god.
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21:36And he's jawing the other thing.ã‚’
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21:44Me?
21:45Yeah?
21:47My name is...
21:49Are you trying to think up a fake name?
21:51No.
21:52Well, it seems like you are.
21:54Well, I'm not.
21:55Okay?
21:56My name...
21:59is...
22:01Simon.
22:03Is that her name?
22:04Oh, uh...
22:09Somerset.
22:10Simon Somerset.
22:28Oh, wow. Holy smokes.
22:31You're bleeding.
22:36Are you okay?
22:39Oh...
22:59Is Michael okay?
23:00He's fainted, and he's rolling down the hill.
23:04He fell over?
23:06He's still falling.
23:09It's kind of crazy.
23:11The momentum.
23:17Has he...
23:18Has he stopped?
23:20He's actually still falling.
23:23Okay.
23:25Uh...
23:26Is...
23:27Is it like a bad fall, or...?
23:29It's almost turned into a...
23:31Sliding...
23:32Situation.
23:34More of a slide.
23:35...
23:37...
23:38...
23:39...
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