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00:00Music
00:21Painters are a dime a dozen.
00:24Anyone can paint.
00:28What I do
00:30is a little different.
00:32It's hard to describe.
00:34You paint with blood?
00:35Yeah. That's it.
00:37Did you do that one over there?
00:40Yes.
00:41Now, while I can see that the blood thing
00:43might seem like a cool idea,
00:45it just means that your paintings are quite
00:47brown and dull, and I just feel like
00:49if you used regular paint,
00:51the red might pop a little more.
00:53I'm going to enjoy killing you, and then I'm going to hang this painting
00:55on the wall, and every time I see it,
00:57I'll remember the joy I had making it.
01:00But have you tried using paint, though,
01:02because you might enjoy it even more?
01:21One, two, three, four.
01:23Enter.
01:23I'll do that one later.angoority
01:53voice
01:53Mike, please, just give me one second.
02:14Here you go, young lady. Enjoy that. Have a good afternoon.
02:20Oh, hello.
02:21Hello.
02:21What can I get you?
02:22Could I please get one scoop of vanilla?
02:25A cup or cone?
02:27Cup, please.
02:3115 cents, please.
02:36I thought it was 10 cents.
02:38It used to be. It's 15 now.
02:40But I only have 10 cents.
02:43Well, look, I'm sorry, kid.
02:57Good moment.
03:04And I don't want to make it.
03:14why cuz you're making it not fun it's true though I have nothing I'm bad at my
03:21job no one loves me and most the people in this world aren't even good I mean
03:24who doesn't give a kid an ice cream because of five cents you're trying to
03:28trick me into not wanting to do it no I'm not pass the gun here I'll do it
03:31myself nice try it's time to die good stop it you're really starting to piss
03:37me off then kill me I will I will shut up five four three two
04:04I can see your arm nice try dabby for a second thought I was gonna waste all
04:11my bullets on a dead man no then what
04:22was he meant to a snake up behind me and smack me in the head or something well
04:28screwed that up
04:39I just thought that I would yell distraction and then immediately we'd
04:42be like bang and smack him on the back of the head yeah sorry I wasn't feeling
04:46good where's Anderson he's gone to blow up the boat what boat there's like a boat
04:50and it's taking herbicide and poison over to some planes that are then gonna fly
04:55and disperse it all around New Zealand
04:59where's the boat what boat boat carrying the poison to the planes it's like their
05:05big evil plan it's something to do with exports I didn't fully understand it but
05:09the main thing is they're gonna kill our cows and our sheeps when does the boat
05:13leave in eight minutes according to this one seven minutes according to this one
05:17it's gone what do you mean it's gone I left two hours ago I don't know it was
05:24personally at six o'clock it left at sixteen hundred hours that's four o'clock so if
05:31the boat left at four o'clock why is there a giant timer counting down to six o'clock
05:38where is Dennis he told me to do the signal at six whether he's here or not but he'll come
05:53we wait until we see fireworks fireworks you said Anderson and gone to blow up the boat correct well it
06:01says here that the boat leaves at sixteen hundred hours that's right in five
06:04minutes sixteen hundred hours is 4 p.m. it's 5 55 now and what's happening in
06:10five minutes the planes will leave when they see the signal a signal what's the
06:15signal fireworks
06:26the fuse takes one minute so in two minutes it's go time it's like a cartoon fuse should
06:31we cut it shorter I think it's fine
06:39I've always hated New Zealand agree the cities are dull the people are dim 70 seconds until ignition
06:48freeze or I'll shoot hands up you have a gun yeah so if I turn around I'll see you aiming
06:58a gun at me
06:58if you move I'll prove it to you by shooting you yeah with the gun yeah yeah I get it
07:07okay
07:07fine hands up well Dennis isn't here but I think we should just get started
07:19in South Australia I was a golden dawn
07:43is upon us golden soil wealth for toil we've toiled and toiled and now it is
07:50time for the world to not only respect Australia but to bow down to Australia
08:00and people who say golden soil isn't good soil well they're gonna eat their hats when
08:06they try some Australian beef let's do this
08:22wait
08:25drop the match okay
08:33were you trying to drop it onto the fuse okay well it seemed like you were seemed like you're
08:38trying to be like okay and then drop it down onto the fuse I wasn't trying to be like that
08:42but
08:42whatever step away from the fireworks or I'll shoot him he doesn't have a gun most certainly do you just
08:50on the gun thing with your fingers I wouldn't say that you've got the angle wrong I can clearly see
08:54your hand you just doing the gun thing with your fingers is that true he's just doing this I freaking
09:01do it I mean you clearly didn't but you can put the gun down I'm not dropping the gun you
09:07are so strange okay
09:09mr. blood paintings sorry for being strange mr. frickin go on
09:20blood paintings same again yeah hold on will you look at that times up look I love fireworks and on
09:30a
09:30normal day I would do pretty much anything to see fireworks so it breaks my heart to say this but
09:37there will be no fireworks today misty do the honors did you hear nothing I just said with pleasure
09:47wait are you guys a couple what makes you think that's any of your freaking business
09:52sorry I guess I just yeah nah sorry wait what I guess you don't have anything to say do you
10:05no I do
10:06I I definitely do have stuff to say and I guess if you try to light that fuse then I'll
10:15have to
10:15attack you me yeah and I know that's kind of not really appropriate but I have no choice well if
10:21you attack her then we'll have to attack you with what weapons our arms and there's three of us and
10:28one of you how'd she hear that I think the water is making your voices carry that's crazy don't quote
10:38me on that that's just a theory I can't want with just now well it definitely sounds like it could
10:42be a thing I think it's a thing you sure someone told me that once
10:47well it's three versus two and one of you to check oh sexist yeah I am sexist well that's not
10:54on all right
10:56also she's a chick also chicks can do anything shut up yep and your maths off what do you mean
11:01it's three
11:02three versus three it's the fireworks we know the signal is the fireworks yeah we already know he's really fast
11:13yeah it's kind of like a special skill yeah
11:23don't don't you light that fuse
11:35excuse me excuse me
11:38stop it you stop it stop it you stop it stop it
11:43no I never liked you well I liked you to be honest I thought you were cool I thought we
11:54might be friends
11:55but as time went on and the more I got to know you I realized you were a slimy rat
12:00sorry to interrupt Sue but I'm a bit worried about the fireworks good point
12:13g'day mate hello I'm gonna kill you now in that case can I try the life flashing before my eyes
12:20thing again
12:21be my guest
12:31isabel
12:32isabel
12:32michael
12:35i like your dress
12:36thank you
12:38i like your suit
12:40thanks
12:42this has never happened
12:44no
12:46but it could
12:47i'd like that very much
12:49i'd like that very much too
12:52okay well i gotta fight this guy now
12:56okay
12:57well after that
12:58would you like to go to the movies
13:00oh i'd love to go see a movie
13:03i'd go see literally anything
13:05i don't like scary movies
13:07no neither
13:09i would go see literally anything unless it's a scary movie
13:13in which case i wouldn't go see that
13:15well i think that's
13:17enough
13:18i don't know what that was but i don't want any more of that
13:21i was having a hopeful vision
13:23i'm gonna beat the hell out of you
13:25i'm not sure i have any hell in me
13:27i was born in heaven and i've lived here my whole life
13:3020 minutes ago you were begging for me to kill you
13:33i don't remember that
13:35you said pass me the gun and i'll do it myself
13:37well i had my vision and i'm feeling bitter now
13:40good
13:41time to die
13:42how�
13:43how
13:56and
13:57and
14:11Come on.
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:50Are you okay?
14:52I'm okay.
14:53You sure?
14:55Yeah.
14:56But, oh!
15:10Michael, are you okay?
15:22I think it's not happening.
15:26I mean, it doesn't seem like it's happening.
15:33I'm good.
15:37Yeah?
15:38Mm-hmm.
15:39You all right?
15:39Okay.
15:40Yeah.
15:41All right.
15:45We did it.
15:46I did it.
15:47Anderson.
15:48We did it.
15:49We did do it.
15:51Good stuff, guys.
16:21Love you, guys.
16:29I did it.
16:30I love you.
16:31I love you, guys.
16:40hi hi you enjoying the party party's great the last party I went to I got
16:47dumped oh I was at that party that was a that was a bad party I heard Misty was
16:53a baddie she was a baddie yeah she broke up with me and betrayed me and she
16:58slapped me across the face backhand that's not polite not at all I heard you
17:04saved the day I mean I don't know if I would say it like that it was mainly Sue
17:09I heard that you were an integral part well who said that Anderson he'd said
17:16that yeah he said that
17:22well you know since we've both been broken up with and the mission is accomplished I was
17:30wondering if maybe you would like to go to the movies with me sometime hi guys sorry to
17:39stop the music I'll keep this brief we've got the TAS to give out the Todd Anderson star it's
17:45a new award for the most valuable spy on a mission but first it gives me immense
17:51relief to announce this mission accomplished
18:00yeah and now the award I'll be honest there was a moment when this mission was
18:04very close to being a complete disaster where this spy went rogue not something I
18:10would encourage but I'll be honest you know ended up being very cool they showed
18:18immense craftiness and courage in the face of extreme danger and you know overall
18:24just bloody good spy so the recipient of the Todd Anderson star is Sue Nightingale
18:42at our graduation when I didn't win top of the class I decided that awards are silly and subjective
18:49it didn't really mean anything and standing here accepting this award I can now confidently say
18:58that they are actually important vital even they are true markers of excellence and ultimately
19:08they're what it's all about thank you
19:14thanks Sue um and congrats to the other spies on the mission Michael Anderson and Michael Rivera good stuff
19:23um oh we should have finished with the the banner but um we've already done that so we'll we'll finish
19:32with
19:32just recap that the mission is officially accomplished
19:39bloody good job all of you yep as you were as you were
19:43so um what were you saying oh it was nothing don't worry about that no please it sounded interesting
19:53I just said uh basically that I was wondering if you would like to go see a movie sometime
20:01with you or by myself either either
20:08with me and I realize that's probably not a very appealing offer because I'm not a great spy and I
20:15really fall under pressure I'd love to okay and for the record I think you're a great spy okay and
20:28maybe if you wanted to we could dance now okay
20:36there's a woman with her hands trembling
20:40high and high
20:44and she sings where the mountains can breathe
20:48high and high
20:51high I'm too well from home from the bottom of our hearts
21:04from the bottom of our hearts
21:09from the bottom of our hearts
21:21and I'm like
21:35and I'm like
21:37but it's pretty different
21:37and that's okay
21:37but it's good
21:50it's just a kind of
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