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00:16are you an angel I'm a nurse you're beautiful thank you you're the most
00:24beautiful person I've ever seen and I have seen many movies okay I'm sorry I think the
00:31drugs are affecting me we didn't give you any drugs huh we didn't give you any drugs
00:41why was I being so flirty I'm not sure gosh I'm really sorry about that it's okay no I think
00:47I
00:47just assumed I would be on some drugs and so you thought you could just say anything without
00:51consequence yeah I guess so I'm really sorry about that that's okay you've got some people out in the
00:58hall so they're planning to kill the Indian foreign minister correct at the world unity games yep and
01:06the assassin Magnus did you see what he looked like I did actually they had a photo of him can
01:12you
01:12describe it it was really nice like a glamour shot yes but what did he look like I think everyone
01:19should get some nice head shots done while they're young because then when they're older Michael
01:23we're not interested in your theories about head shots we just need to know what the assassin looks
01:27like oh okay that's tough let me think he was male we already know he's male Michael damage you just
01:39said the man in the photo that implies he's male I'm sorry guys the nurse has got me on a
01:44lot of drugs
01:45no I'm sorry for getting mad that's okay you've done well you've all done well thank you thank you
01:50sir not sure we've all done well usually I'd say take some time off you know recuperate but the thing
01:55is
01:55the games are in two days and you are the only one who knows what this assassin looks like you
02:02want
02:02me to protect the Indian foreign minister we've got no choice I'll do it top man I'll get you a
02:10good
02:10cover awesome undercover you were just undercover I want you to get out of here get to Christchurch
02:16tomorrow afternoon so have a word bye
02:30oh my gosh
02:35oh my gosh
02:43what do you want
02:45hello
02:48what are you doing out there I I need to come in oh no you're not coming in please I
02:54I was just
02:54trying to leave but it's really dodgy no you go back the way you came no I can't it's really
03:00scary
03:00I don't care you're not coming in why what's what's your problem you trying to get into my damn room
03:06I'll leave your room immediately keep moving buddy please it's so perilous out here I'm telling you it
03:11there's so perilous keep moving buddy fine but if I die my blood is on your hands good I hope
03:18you do
03:18die peering through my windows trying to marry me I wasn't trying to marry you my goodness she's
03:24freaking crazy I beg your pardon I'm going I'm going what are you doing huh what are you doing I'm
03:36just
03:39are you trying to escape hmm you don't have to do that you know you could just leave really
03:45yeah this is a hospital not a prison I could have just gone down the stairs yeah could also take
03:51the
03:51elevator could you please do me a favor hmm what is that there was an attractive nurse in my room
03:59just before could you please not tell her about this I'm already here Michael oh oh you okay yeah
04:12you sure yeah I'm good it looked painful before you say that can I just say thank you so much
04:20for
04:20everything for having me looking after me I would love to stay in chat but I gotta go to Christchurch
04:25now
04:26see ya
04:54all right
04:55how it how it my name is Pella look at what a pellet you work for the agency I'm a
05:02freelancer I make spy
05:04technology awesome take this oh I already have a watch this one special well mine was given to me by
05:11my
05:11grandparents and there is nothing more special than that that is so touchy thank you you treasure
05:16them I will this is a tracking device check it out slide this out and press this button press it
05:24once
05:25more to stop the noise and the next time you're within 500 meters of this tracker the watch is going
05:29to start beeping the faster the beep the closer you are to this oh that's awesome take it yeah thank
05:36you you know our two watches yeah double the style exactly oh it's your invitation to the opening night gala
05:45it's in the
05:45dining hall the targets gonna be there which means the assassin will probably be there too
05:51Magnus do I get any weapons the only weapon you'll need is up here
06:00headbutt I want you to headbutt him
06:04Peter is the chancellor of the cathedral of the holy trinity in Bruges uh not Bruges uh Brussels
06:10wow that's crazy and he's rumored to be the next archdeacon of northwest Europe there he is who Peter no
06:19sir I don't know who that is he's chancellor of the cathedral of the holy trinity in Brussels he's
06:24going to the bathroom no sir I don't know who Peter is Magnus is going to the bathroom well I
06:30don't know who Magnus is he's the assassin that I was telling you about did you listen to nothing
06:34that I told you it was boring I liked talking about Peter he's got a bright future he's old Peter
06:39is old he
06:40doesn't have a bright future look sir I am sorry it has been fantastic getting to know you but I've
06:46got an
06:46assassination to stop oh yeah that's a that's a pep the officer of this bow thank you
07:14oh yeah sorry I was looking for my son
07:28mm-hmm what was that guy's problem
07:49did you find your son
08:14please stop please why are you doing this because I know why you're here
08:19I'm here to enjoy the party you're here to kill the Indian foreign minister but I am the Indian foreign
08:25minister
08:26nice try Magnus please my name is Swann Dhanaraj I am the Indian you beat the hell out of the
08:35Indian foreign minister yeah but you see I
08:38I thought I thought he was the assassin but it turns out he was actually the target
08:43they set you up
08:44what the Australians they intentionally showed you that photo knowing that you'd think he
08:50was the assassin and kill him meaning they wouldn't have to send an assassin you do it for them I
08:56mean
08:56I think I just got confused but I would happily go with that as it paints me in a much
09:01better light where
09:02is he now oh man I need to get better at fighting I nearly lost to a government official this
09:07guy is probably
09:08sitting down all day a real assassin would be way better at fighting than that oh man I'm nervous
09:14where is he
09:20don't let him out of your sight he stays with you tonight but I'm staying in the athlete's village with
09:24Brian
09:25who's Brian Brian Curtis he's the weightlifter I'm coaching that's your cover you're a weightlifting coach
09:30yeah that's bullshit what look you get to be a coach Anderson's a friggin athlete and I'm in catering wait
09:38Anderson gets to be an athlete yeah he's running the 1500 that's why he's not at this party he's resting
09:43up for his race committing to the role you can't fault him for that Sauron stays with you tonight
09:51come on Sauron let's go hi Brian hey what's up man uh this is Sauron he is a new assistant
10:08coach
10:08that I've just hired cool nice to meet you Sauron nice to meet you Brian
10:19hey guys I know it's bedtime but can I just say something real quick go for it yesterday when I
10:27was told I was getting a coach I thought what the hell do I need a coach for now one
10:35day later I have
10:36two I've got to say it's been amazing having you guys in my corner thank you so much for believing
10:44in me I feel like I could lift anything do you mind if I say something real quick of course
10:52I've never
10:54coached someone so talented before I have the greatest job in the world and I'm so lucky to be your
11:03coach so
11:03I want to thank you for giving me this this honor of being your coach Sauron do you want to
11:09add anything
11:11thank you for letting me join the team without seeing other competitors I think we have a chance
11:18to do something very special here
11:24wow I love you guys
11:28good night
11:30good night Brian
11:31good night Brian good night Michael
11:34good night Sauron
11:57what sorry what do you want come down oh
12:03oh what the hell stop throwing them Mimi in the park coming but don't throw anymore
12:10stop I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming okay calm down I found your assassin Magnus Gould he's a
12:21high jumper in the Australian team oh my gosh wow that's amazing thank you I'm sorry I woke you
12:28I like your pajamas oh yeah I'm sorry I didn't get changed I thought if I tucked it in it
12:34might look
12:34like a business shirt please matching business trousers exactly well you look really handsome
12:44thank you for saying it you don't like eye contact do you know I do I do I'm just taking
12:50in it's such a
12:54beautiful
12:55beautiful
12:55trees
12:55and I'm taking in just the beauty of the night and it's just also it's also beautiful
13:02okay and you're beautiful as well you think I'm beautiful I mean yeah of course
13:11course well thank you Michael
13:18I should go to bed yeah I should too it was nice seeing you again it was a pleasure doing
13:26business
13:27with you likewise it was fantastic business yeah I loved it I loved doing that business it was
13:33incredible business deal complete complete okay bye bye see ya see ya so our aunt I wanted to
13:50apologize again for last night Michael you are only trying to protect me in life it is not mistakes we
13:58judge but the hearts that are behind them that's 100 good shit ha well well well if it isn't coach
14:07dweeb well well well if it isn't long distance runner go on dweeb he's gone with dweeb as well nice
14:16there's a card game in the reading room at half one your assassin might be there interesting see you
14:38let's get everyone's names and events I am Rolf England clay pigeon shooting Rodney New Zealand
14:471500 meters Wendy Jones Canada butterfly I'd prefer not to say my name I'm from New Zealand and I'm a
14:56weightlifting coach John Fiji decathlon Magnus Australia jumper long jump hi hello do you do long jump no I do
15:14high jump ah sorry yes I thought you were greeting me Sioux New Zealand chef I thought this was only
15:21for
15:21athletes and athletes and coaches don't worry she's cool who me I vouch for myself I don't mind your
15:28style let's play check five fold all in
15:49all in
15:52has this guy ever played before ah I'm not sure doesn't seem like it Fiji I'm out
16:01stop looking at me please
16:10all in all in sadly I'm out too I'm extremely out 10 of diamonds let's see what you've got New
16:20Zealand
16:26he has nothing ace high card that's quite possibly the worst hand you could have played okay well I
16:34wouldn't go that far no it literally is one of the worst hands you could possibly have to not get
16:39a
16:39single pair is crazy okay well why don't we wait and see what he has before we criticize what I
16:45had
16:49two pair Queens and aces Magnus wins easily stupid game that is a stupid game
17:02so it's just not it's not even a fun game I like fun games personally but whatever
17:23room service
17:42phone I need to use the bathroom
17:46phone
17:54phone
17:55phone
17:55phone
17:55phone
18:05phone
18:05phone
18:06phone
18:07phone
18:07phone
18:07phone
18:08phone
18:09phone
18:10phone
18:10phone
18:10phone
18:33it's in position good except for 215 during the women's fencing final very good
18:5312 minutes
18:59I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'll bring it back I'm sorry
19:26three
19:44right
19:56triple nines
20:00flush
20:03flush of hearts Magnus wins
20:24sorry
20:27run
20:28run
20:49my home is over Jordan
21:02deep river Lord I want to cross over into campground
21:14oh don't you want to go
21:21to that gospel feast
21:30that promised land
21:37where all is peace
21:49amen
21:53you
21:54you
21:57you
22:00you
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