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00:00Roger, when did you first meet actor Archie Toole and what was that meeting like?
00:06I mean, he was really quite charming. He's not just an actor, he's Archie Toole.
00:12And did he say anything inappropriate?
00:15Well, not at first.
00:18But then?
00:19But then he started asking me questions about my skincare routine.
00:24He really wanted as much detail as possible.
00:28What sort of detail?
00:30Brands, ingredients, how much skin came off after I exfoliated.
00:37It was so weird.
00:38That is weird.
00:40But Roger, he's the biggest star in Hollywood.
00:43Why should our viewers trust your word over his?
00:46Because it's the truth.
00:49All of it.
00:50Since the story broke, we've received even more screenshots of messages sent from the actor's
00:56account.
00:56I promise you that is not my account.
00:59When the woman questioned if it was really tall, he responded,
01:03I promise you this is my account.
01:04Anyone could have pretended to be me and sent those messages.
01:07The message was accompanied by a selfie.
01:09It's not someone pretending to be me.
01:11It's me, Archie Toole.
01:13Even if I did send those messages, it's not like they were that weird.
01:16The next message said, I collect human skin.
01:26Okay, so the story is definitely out there.
01:28And the story is, Archie Toole DMs women, they engage in sexual relations during which he peels,
01:33flakes or shaves parts of their skin that he then collects in a box.
01:36The studio are threatening to Kevin Spacey in.
01:39Well, actually, it would only be Kevin Spacey-ing if he'd filmed part of the movie already,
01:42which would be quite helpful. It would give us leverage.
01:43What is a win is that none of the alleged victims were underage.
01:46Good work, Archie. No underage victims. Yeah, good. We attack, right?
01:49Actually, we remove Archie from the spotlight and we check him into a spa where phone access is prohibited.
01:55Yeah, he won't be able to do any further damage and we have a great place that we
01:58send a bunch of clients called the post office.
02:02Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.
02:07We got this under control. They say these girls are the best in the business.
02:10Everything is under control.
02:13By the way, I have been completely fucked on this.
02:16Oh, Spence, you did such an amazing job with Amy's nitrospresso deal,
02:19but we decided to give you Archie Toole.
02:21I took out a margin loan on a WeHo condo and once everything was signed off on,
02:25it was like, surprise, now you get to fly 15 billion hours to the ass end of the world
02:30because it turns out that Archie is into skin sexually,
02:33which scares the fan base of predominantly children.
02:38Speaking of children, who the fuck are you?
02:40Why do I get the feeling neither of you is Fritz nor Randall?
02:43Okay, so I'm Greta and this is Nicole.
02:46Fritz is dead and Randall is survived by his son and we understand how emotional assault makes you.
02:50We really do.
02:52How tight is Archie's contract?
02:54The lifestyle clause is our problem.
02:55The legal test is, does collecting skin offend public conventions?
03:00That would let the studio drop him from the movie.
03:02Now, the good news is that the studio aren't going to make any major decisions
03:06without the director, Jeb Carson, sign off.
03:09Now, the bad news is that Jeb Carson is an emasculated fedora chode.
03:13We've had to ask his for 14 long lunches just to secure this role in the first place.
03:18Hmm.
03:19He never even liked Archie, he never wanted him.
03:22And now he's got this.
03:24Fuck!
03:25Okay, Spence, we won't let that happen.
03:28Not gonna happen, Spence.
03:31Well, it looks more raised than it does in the reference channel.
03:35Yeah, you'll find that's common in Ginger's weaker genetic selection.
03:38It happens whenever I get stressed.
03:42Have you had any reason to be stressed lately, Ian?
03:46What's this for?
03:47Wait, where's my chair gone?
03:49Haven't you read New Beginnings, the visual ethos memo?
03:51We've shifted to a more ergonomic seating plan to better align with our moral health mission.
03:55Nothing came through on email.
03:56It's not on email, it's on Juro.
03:58Have you downloaded Juro, Ian?
03:59Ian!
04:00I mean, not, not really.
04:07Where's my Bento box?
04:08Ian, we told you, if you don't place your order on Juro by COB the previous day,
04:12then it'll be assumed that you're intermittently fasting or you've meal prepped your working week.
04:16Ian, they told me you were fasting.
04:18Uh, no.
04:19You have to download it, Ian.
04:21Ian, have you downloaded Juro?
04:22Hashtag yum time.
04:23Juro, Ian.
04:24Juro!
04:24Hashtag yum time, Ian.
04:25I mean, I've just been usurped professionally by two women.
04:33Not that that's a problem.
04:35It's just that they're much younger than me.
04:38Not, not that that's a problem either.
04:41It's just that they look at me with this pity and condescension.
04:50Either way, whenever I think about it,
04:52I can't breathe and I get this pain down my left arm.
04:58Okay, Ian.
04:59Wear this band for the next 24 hours to monitor your palpitations.
05:03You'll feel a short pulse at random intervals throughout the day.
05:07Aren't I too young for something like this?
05:09Not really.
05:11People your age drop dead all the time.
05:14You can't send mail there?
05:16It's not...
05:17Okay, great.
05:18Archie, why don't we grab your phone off you?
05:20Yes, Archie, it's so important that you stay silent while we work out what is favourable
05:24about collecting skin as a lifestyle choice.
05:27Uh, we'll organise a car to come collect you.
05:29Yes, and oh, don't forget to have fun, Archie, as well.
05:32Yes, just relax and forget about everything.
05:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, you've got somebody supervising Archie the spa, right?
05:40Um...
05:40I've handled this guy for three days and there are two things I know for certain.
05:45He cannot act and he cannot be trusted.
05:52Okay, well, we can send Ian.
05:53He should be in season.
05:54No, no, no, no, no, man.
05:55Massive daddy issues.
05:57We need a woman.
05:57Oh, well, we're...
05:58And not a woman you'd be attracted to.
06:00Well, that's us out.
06:01Mm-hmm.
06:02We could send Meredith.
06:03Perfect.
06:03Meredith?
06:04We'll send Meredith.
06:04Meredith.
06:05Yeah.
06:07Now, isn't it, like, Meredith's first day off in, like,
06:1034 years or something like that?
06:11Didn't she go on about that?
06:14Hi, Ian.
06:14Hi, Ian.
06:15Ian, where have you been?
06:16Greg keeps calling.
06:17What the...?
06:18Greg from Star Toys.
06:19Your oldest friend, Ian.
06:20Why is my lunch at 3am?
06:23What?
06:23On Giro.
06:25Oh, you've set it to Warsaw time.
06:26Well, can you change it back?
06:28You might have to reset your profile.
06:29You'd lose all of your plus points.
06:31But I've just reached silver too.
06:33Yeah.
06:34I know.
06:34Why don't I just add nine hours to the time in my head from now on?
06:38Great idea.
06:39Shall I let Greg know you're on your way?
06:41The girls are all on top of the Archie Tool thing.
06:44Archie Tool?
06:45Mm.
06:46Why don't you go to Star Toys?
06:48What?
06:49Without you?
06:49Yeah, I should stay here just in case Greta and Nicole need my help with Archie.
06:54Don't worry.
06:54It'll just be a factory fire or child slavery or something.
06:58Huh?
06:58Just tell Greg to use the Ian Corporate Love Playbook Play.
07:04You'll be fine.
07:06Yeah.
07:08Greta?
07:09Nicole?
07:11Yes?
07:21Meredith, so we totally know it's your first day off in 34 years.
07:25Yeah, and you're probably doing something so restorative.
07:27It's a personal day and we respect that.
07:29We're just brainstorming.
07:30Yes, being like, how do we treat Meredith?
07:32How do we let her know she's valued?
07:33So we went ahead and booked you into the post office.
07:35That's a celebrity day spa, Meredith.
07:37Although if you pass an actual post office, we might have a package for you to pick up.
07:40It's like weighted wristbands.
07:41They're like, pretty heavy for me to carry.
07:42So that is a tomorrow problem.
07:43Tomorrow morning though.
07:44Today, we've booked you into a day spa.
07:46That is the point of this conversation.
07:47All expenses paid?
07:50Of course.
07:50It's on us, which is on the company.
07:54All right then.
07:56Amazing.
07:57Great.
07:58Oh my God, Meredith, you're going to be totally transformed.
08:00It's going to be like a car wash for the mind, body and soul vibes.
08:02Just to note though, Meredith, because it is a company expense,
08:05you will have to meet our client Archie Tool there.
08:07Yes, and you will have to keep him off his phone
08:09because he has been outed for skin-based sexual deviancy.
08:13Great.
08:14Thank you so much, Meredith.
08:18I think I had a lot of empathy in that conversation.
08:20I've noticed you've been working on that.
08:22Hey, so what the hell was this guy thinking?
08:25Didn't he learn anything from me too?
08:27Don't do anything weird in the bedroom without an NDA first.
08:31That's quite a special message to glean from me too, Ian.
08:33Well, the lesson was NDAs work.
08:36This guy should be eating, breathing and shitting out NDAs.
08:39Hiding all his shame in paperwork.
08:41Firstly, that is vulgar.
08:43Secondly, no, Ian.
08:44Actually, I think Ian might be onto something with that.
08:47In the sense that he's completely wrong.
08:49I mean, skin collecting only offends public conventions because it's shameful.
08:52Wait, you're talking a classic reverse frame.
08:55We eliminate the shame from Archie Tool's skin collecting and wait a second,
08:58suddenly he's totally inspiring.
08:59Exactly, reverse frame.
09:01This is the first time an A-Lister has been out and proud from the skin collecting community.
09:04Wow.
09:04Love that I'm writing that down.
09:05That's so good.
09:07He's not out and proud.
09:08He employed us to bury the evidence.
09:11Well, actually, I think he employed us to wage war on the rampant kink shaming in Hollywood.
09:15Skin collecting's not a kink.
09:17A kink is having sex on a swing or while you think about someone else.
09:22People should be ashamed of some things and keep them hidden deep inside them.
09:34Okay, great.
09:35Well, looks like you know what you're doing.
09:40So what do we think that was?
09:41I have no idea.
09:57Finally, Meredith.
09:59Yes, you're perfect.
10:01Have a morally acceptable time, Archie.
10:03Oh.
10:08Right, okay.
10:11I'm going to book in for the Solo Calde golden foot scrub package.
10:16Oh, and the eight hands massage.
10:18Hmm.
10:19And for sir over there?
10:21No, he can have what he wants.
10:23Oh, except for the skin exfoliation treatment.
10:27Sir, we have a no phones policy.
10:33Oh, I don't have a phone.
10:34It's just I'm an actor and sometimes I think some people think that I have a phone when I don't
10:38just because they see me on screen.
10:39But easy mistake to make.
10:40We can see the phone beside your leg, Archie.
10:42Come on.
10:42Welcome to the Star Toys universe.
11:10Thanks, Greg.
11:11Sorry Ian couldn't be here.
11:13Ah, look, I'm sure he stands his best.
11:15Oh.
11:15First time here?
11:16Yeah.
11:16Exciting view.
11:17Oh, yes.
11:18I'm beautiful.
11:19Oh, every single time.
11:21That's our educational doll range here.
11:23Oh.
11:23Such a great initiative.
11:26So what seems to be the problem?
11:27This way.
11:29Oh, my niece wants one of these.
11:31No, she doesn't.
11:32Why discuss skin collection when, when farms keep killing whales?
11:43It's a Margaret Cone piece.
11:44I've got her running the what about is a mangle?
11:46That is so good.
11:47Mm.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48And this is Amanda about the listicle.
11:49Oh, perfect.
11:50Amanda.
11:51Hi.
11:51Are you working with Margaret Cone?
11:53I love Margaret Cone.
11:55Ian, I am Margaret Cone.
11:57Well, we're all Margaret Cone, aren't we?
11:59No, like, I quite literally am Margaret Cone.
12:02I created her.
12:02She's one of my several aliases that I use to influence conversation online.
12:06But something about her centrist platitudes really resonated with older audiences,
12:10such as yourself.
12:11And then editors were messaging me, me as Margaret, asking me for op-eds and think pieces.
12:15She really took off.
12:16Yeah, yeah.
12:18Well, I mean, well, I mean, she has gone off the boil a bit in the last few months.
12:22Uh, no, that, that sounds really good.
12:23I was just thinking, like, eight kinks making a comeback, like,
12:26shoe sniffing, objectophilia.
12:28Um, yeah, I mean, something chill like skin collecting.
12:31That also works.
12:32What about, what about eating poo?
12:34You know, like, the scared stuff.
12:41No, sorry, I am still here.
12:42Um, yep, life by this afternoon would be, would be great, Amanda.
12:48You okay, Ian?
12:49Anything you want to tell us?
12:50Okay, girls, back on deck.
12:52Have you done anything at all?
12:53Oh, we have bombarded our online contacts with our anti-kink shaming campaign.
12:57It's a movement and a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice.
13:00On the pink feed, we have Nikki Lake doing a deep dive on how skin collecting is actually
13:03a racially inclusive kink.
13:05Yep, and on the blue feed, we have Dr Hugh Memphis doing a video about how social stigma
13:08affects the frontal cortex, therefore kink shaming causes brain damage.
13:11And our Estonian design team is doing all the text and animation for that.
13:14Authentic social media presence is all about spoon-feeding influencers,
13:16information that you bought from Estonians.
13:20So, but what the fuck does any of this mean?
13:22Are you following this?
13:23No, and I don't think anyone cares about that failed model turned fake doctor making videos
13:30about skin.
13:32That's right.
13:32Who is this guy?
13:34Ian.
13:34Ian Randall.
13:35Wait, THE Randall?
13:37A Fritz and Randall?
13:39Why isn't he on this brief?
13:40Okay, re our social outreach.
13:42This algorithm will place the vids in front of anyone who has lingered on your content
13:45for longer than three seconds in the last 60 days.
13:47That's everyone we need to reach to influence the conversation.
13:50Everyone.
13:51Look, those are fancy stats girls.
13:55But the way I said, we need to be hitting the decision makers.
13:59The movie studios.
14:00Yeah.
14:00The Jeb Carsons of this world.
14:03That's absolutely right.
14:05This isn't about whether Brandon Nobody from Butthurt, Ohio,
14:09thinks that skin collecting is a new social movement.
14:12Because he's not the one making $300 million investment decisions on movie franchises.
14:19Yes, I am agreeing with this.
14:22So I know TikToks are fun, girls.
14:25But maybe we should get the Wall Street Journal talking about how movie studios would be a lot
14:31more profitable if they stop getting so worked up every time a guy jerks it into a pop plan.
14:44I mean, it's fascinating really.
14:46You know, the lithium bank's just a little bit too close to the capacitors.
14:49So the shielding, you know, creates a kind of a shape charge.
14:52Shape charge?
14:53Yeah. Upwards.
14:56I mean, basically a precision hit to the genitals to anyone who's standing on the board at the time.
15:07And this is marketed at children?
15:08Yeah, but that's why I couldn't email you the photos.
15:11But we're following Ian's playbook on this.
15:13We're doing the corporate love method.
15:14Oh, yeah.
15:15I mean, you just tell the parents that it's an isolated incident,
15:17pay their medical bills while the kids do a factory tour.
15:21And in return, they sign a watertight NDA buying their silence in perpetuity.
15:24I mean, most of them are being delighted.
15:26Okay, well, then what's the problem?
15:28Hold out.
15:29I mean, one of the parents wants to go to the press.
15:30And like, once that happens, then they'll all know that this wasn't an isolated incident.
15:36It's going to bloody ruin us.
15:37Oh, well, okay.
15:39Wow.
15:39Um, well, I'll take these photos and I'll see what Ian thinks about them here.
15:44Okay.
15:49Sorry.
15:50What the hell was that?
15:54Uh, what was what?
15:56Uh, you were vibrating, Ian.
15:58The sound was coming from inside of you.
16:02Oh, uh, that.
16:03No, yeah, I've heard that too.
16:05I think maybe it's coming from the building or something.
16:08Ian, we're not stupid.
16:11It's okay, Ian.
16:12And while we really appreciate you fully supporting our stance on anti-kink shaming...
16:16It's just still super inappropriate to have a vibrating butt plug up your ass in the office.
16:20Up your ass.
16:21What?
16:22No, no, it's not...
16:23You should probably take the butt plug out your ass, Ian.
16:25Take your butt plug out, Ian.
16:30I mean, it's not...
16:31No, take out your butt plug, Ian.
16:33It's not a butt plug.
16:36That's why he's not on this brief.
16:44Sorry, um, what goes into this cheesecake that makes it $265?
16:49Raw cashew cream and sea gel.
16:51Ooh, sounds disgusting.
16:54We'll take three of them.
16:55Archie, what do you want?
16:56Oh, come on.
17:07Look, can I just ask, what is the most expensive treatment you do here?
17:12Or should I just add Korean snail mucin to my hair Botox package?
17:17Well, our most sought-after programs are with our systemic family healing guru, Susannah Barley.
17:23And she's the most expensive.
17:25She's the leading healer in the Pan Pacific and she's $1,400.
17:32Tell my fridge to DM Claudia.
17:35What do you mean, Jess?
17:43Oh, great.
17:44Apparently, Archie has been using his smart bottle to connect to his fridge to log into Instagram to DM a full bottle.
17:48Fantastic.
17:49We have zero traction on our videos.
17:50What happened to the cone op-ed?
17:52Okay, it's published online and, um, so far it has, uh, one comment.
17:54What is it?
17:55Fuck up Margaret Cone.
17:57Great.
17:57What about the listicle?
17:58Okay, well, they've taken the liberty of publishing two listicles.
18:01Oh, that's great.
18:02No, cool kinks and kinks that stink.
18:03Oh my god, what stinks?
18:05Skin collecting.
18:08Well, well, well.
18:10Looks like your butt plug buddy was right.
18:13Oh, well, actually, Spence, the internet is like a complex marketplace of ideas, which
18:17takes time to unfold into the play and it's different here.
18:20It's a long game, if anything.
18:21You're in a southern hemisphere now.
18:23Oh my god, it's Jeb Carson.
18:35No way.
18:36No way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
18:37I'm, uh...
18:37What the fuck are you doing?
18:38Hey!
18:39Wow, hi!
18:40Uh, can I take this moment to say you are my favourite male auteur?
18:43Jeb, Jeb, listen, we are across the online conversations.
18:46I mean, every listicle journalist is a hack.
18:48People know this.
18:48People are saying this.
18:49Also, who cares what Kylie Bland's from, um, um, lacklustre town, uh, uh, uh, Kentucky have
18:55to say about kinks?
18:56I mean, what do they know?
18:58I don't care what they think.
18:59Exactly, because you're an artist.
19:02Care what I think?
19:02Yes.
19:03Archie's out.
19:04Oh.
19:07Let me guess, it was a nothing burger.
19:09Actually, a disaster burger.
19:11The hoverboard has a defect.
19:13They've been using your corporate love playbook on it.
19:16They're using the corporate love playbook on this?
19:19This isn't a corporate love playbook play.
19:21This is a recall playbook play.
19:24Have they recalled?
19:25They don't need to.
19:25Except for this one person, Star Toys reckons, the truth won't come out.
19:29The truth will come out.
19:30You recall.
19:31You get ahead of the story.
19:33You accept responsibility.
19:35And you control the narrative.
19:36That is the only playbook to use when you're dealing with kids' genitals.
19:40We cover up the sweatshops.
19:42We do not cover up the sweatshops.
19:44Well, yeah, we do cover up the sweatshops.
19:46But that's only because nobody's ever going to find out.
19:48And even if they do find out, nobody actually cares.
19:52Whereas people do actually care about this.
19:54Cody, why wouldn't you immediately tell them to issue a recall?
19:58Every minute that we're not issuing a recall goes into the court transcript
20:03when this inevitably goes to court.
20:05I messaged you.
20:06You never responded.
20:07Oh, haven't got any messages.
20:09Oh, wait, there they are.
20:11Oh, fuck.
20:12I'm still on Warsaw time.
20:15Oh, the timestamps show that you received these messages nine hours ago.
20:19That's not going to look good.
20:20Oh, fuck.
20:2135 years I worked for him.
20:25It's just, I never got a chance to say goodbye.
20:29And he was, he meant so much to me.
20:33And now I don't even know if I knew him at all.
20:37My heart.
20:38Oh, sorry.
20:41Sorry, Archie.
20:42I can see that you're writing something down there.
20:44Yeah, I'm taking notes.
20:46No, he's not.
20:47Yes, I am.
20:48I'm taking in the session.
20:50He's writing filth.
20:51He's disgusting.
20:52See?
20:53No one ever believes me.
20:54Meredith, why do you think you always assume the worst about you?
20:58I'll bet your entire $1,400 fee that that note contains something unbelievably crass.
21:04Like I'm a stiff little boy and I'm going to peel all your dry skin off and keep it in my ass.
21:09For instance.
21:12Hey.
21:14Archie, can you hand me the note?
21:19Archie?
21:22Archie.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:30What does it say?
21:39We've got a lot of work to do here, hmm?
21:41Oh God, you know what?
21:45This isn't fun anymore.
21:47Not until the session is over, Meredith.
21:56My problem is, Njord doesn't eat skin.
21:58He just doesn't.
21:59Okay, again, there's no evidence that Archie eats skin at this point.
22:02There's no evidence.
22:02You're not listening to me.
22:04With a film like this, you need to respect the origins of the text.
22:07If Njord suddenly collects skin, then the horse has already left the station, hasn't it?
22:10Oh.
22:11I mean, why not change Njord's name to Njord?
22:13And why not say that Njord isn't a Nordic warrior who watches over the fjord after all,
22:17because Njord is actually a lesbian bartender from Barbados.
22:20Oh.
22:21You know what I'm saying?
22:21Oh, we definitely hear the words you're saying, Jim.
22:24Nobody wants Njord to be a lesbian from Barbados who collects skin, Jim.
22:28No one wants that.
22:28He might as well be with Archie as Njord.
22:31It's not true to the comic books or fair to the fans.
22:33Okay, so sorry.
22:34You want to sack Archie Tool, the actor, because in your mind,
22:37he can no longer betray a half-centaur Nordic god who fucks a snow goose
22:41in order to retain his ice powers.
22:42The snow goose is from the original Swedish fairy tale.
22:47We're adapting the manga retelling.
22:48Yes.
22:49So, um, I think where we're going wrong here,
22:51Archie is an actor, so he's actually going to act the character.
22:54Um, he'll transform into the role.
22:56Yes.
22:57You know how they didn't really find those big blue creatures
22:59to play those big blue creatures in Avatar?
23:01Those creatures were made on a computer.
23:05How dare you talk about those fucking beautiful blue creatures.
23:09I don't want Archie as Njord.
23:10It's factually incorrect, and I'm the director.
23:13Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, uh, Jeb.
23:18Um, okay, so, uh, while we really respect your dedication
23:22to protecting the integrity of the fictional Norse gods
23:24in your cinematic work, ultimately we represent Archie.
23:28So if you were to revoke his contract in any way,
23:31then we would be forced to use the tools in our arsenal
23:34to punish you for that decision.
23:36Oh, wow.
23:37Okay, they're doing it.
23:40Are you fucking threatening me?
23:43Not unless you're saying you've been extremely kind to every woman
23:45that you've ever worked with, ever.
23:50Then we wouldn't be.
23:51I want you to know that myself and the Njord cinematic universe
23:56stand behind Archie too.
23:58Archie as Njord.
24:00This is an important moment in kink history, and I'm proud to be part of it.
24:04Because I just love my kinks because I'm an inclusive male auteur.
24:08Wow, I wonder what he did.
24:10I mean, he's really going for it.
24:11It's probably something quite horrific.
24:12He's out.
24:13Just gotta duck out, something quite important.
24:15What could be more important than watching us nail the Archie brief, Ian?
24:17What's this?
24:20Oh my god!
24:21Shit!
24:22Oh my god, Ian!
24:23What?
24:23It's not a butt plug.
24:28It's a heart monitor.
24:30We know, Ian.
24:30Nicole's grandmother had one before she died of old age.
24:33We are not letting you take on this brief, Ian.
24:34But Craig's my oldest cli-
24:36Hang on, you knew it was a heart monitor.
24:38This is not coming anywhere near our brand.
24:40No.
24:40Definitely not in the visual ethos memo.
24:41No.
24:42He's the first client I ever brought to the firm.
24:44He's my friend.
24:46This is a branding issue, Ian.
24:48And that's coming straight from the top, which is us now.
24:51Your brand might be deformed children's genitals,
24:53but it is not our brand.
24:54It's not our brand, Ian.
24:57See, that's the thing.
24:58It makes so much sense to me because she cut my brother's nails
25:02and she cut my sister's nails, but she never cut my nails.
25:08Oh, look, Archie, looks like you're back on the film again.
25:11So, they're taking care of you.
25:14What, really?
25:14Yes.
25:15Oh, my God!
25:19That's such good news!
25:21Oh, my God.
25:24I love you, Mum.
25:33Does Susanna Barley have a business card?
25:37Okay, so Jay was on board.
25:40Fine.
25:40Great.
25:41But also, who cares?
25:42Because of this.
25:43Carson, what are your thoughts?
25:44If Jeb Carson is standing by him,
25:48I know the rest of the industry will too.
25:50We're going to fight this.
25:51We don't want this story to just go away.
25:54We need this story to just go away!
25:56Okay, we understand that, but we've pulled in every favour.
25:58Yeah, Spence, at this point, all we can do is damage control.
26:01Yeah, exactly.
26:02You can't just bury something like this.
26:04You'd need a whole new story to blow it out of the water.
26:07Something more heinous.
26:08More sensational.
26:10Something more explosive.
26:18What?
26:20No!
26:20You can't!
26:21I'm going to hear you.
26:21Get the cold, get the cold, get the cold.
26:22Get the cold, get the cold, get the cold.
26:23Yes, do it.
26:24What is it?
26:24Do it, though.
26:24Hi, Anna.
26:25Ah, yeah, I have the most heinous, explosive story to tell you.
26:28No.
26:28Yeah, two words.
26:29Um, a child eunuch.
26:31Just, just, just, just.
26:31I know.
26:32Just hang up, just hang up.
26:33Headline would be good.
26:34Don't.
26:35I'm so proud of you, Archie.
26:37How do we manage to turn this around?
26:39I, I don't know.
26:40And now to a horrifying exclusive report.
26:43Excuse me.
26:44A dream gift or every parent's worst nightmare.
26:47Tonight, explosive revelations about a beloved toy turning children into eunuchs.
26:54Anna keeps messaging us, by the way.
26:55She wants to catch up for some reason.
26:57Oh, I think we should signal her.
26:58I agree with you.
27:01Now, I know you're not a mutilator.
27:03Mate, you know me.
27:04I wouldn't do that to you.
27:06It's, it's not in my playbook.
27:08It went above my head.
27:09Oh my god, it's Bobby.
27:09Finally, answer it, answer it.
27:10Okay, yeah, get it.
27:11Um.
27:11Hi, Bobby.
27:12Hi.
27:12Girls, congrats on the Archie fix.
27:14Handled as delicately as the skinny putsy boxers.
27:17Uh, thank you, Bobby.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Um, oh, we had one thing we wanted to ask you.
27:21Just when that board is going to ratify our position?
27:22Yes, I just, you know, for our security financially and, um, yeah, motion.
27:25Girls, girls, this is a big thing for the board, okay?
27:29For a start, I had to sit them down and explain what a woman was.
27:32Now, unlike Archie, they need to make sure that your talents
27:34aren't skin deep.
27:36So, just do everything perfectly and you'll be fine, all right?
27:41Okay, bye.
27:42Okay, but, um, Bobby, can you just get us in?
27:45What does that mean?
27:46I have no idea what that means.
27:47Oh my god, well, she's still calling.
27:48I can't help her.
27:49I'm done.
27:50She's honestly done.
27:51I know, what does she want from us?
27:52We just came to the beginning story of her career.
27:53No, I know, I totally agree with you.
27:54It's so beautiful, seeing her face with so many stories etched into it.
28:06Oh, thank you Archie.
28:08Did you work with Frank for how long, you said?
28:14Oh, around 30 years.
28:19Frank Fritz, he's gone too soon.
28:21I always had such a good time on his yacht.
28:26Sorry, his what?
28:27His yacht, his super yacht.
28:29His super yacht?
28:31Yeah.
28:32Oh, yes.
28:35His super yacht.
28:36Yeah.
28:37It's just an incredible energy on there, you know?
28:40It was, like, powerful.
28:42I just, his parties, they always,
28:44it always, like, sparked something in me, spiritually.
28:49Physically.
28:52Physically.
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