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00:00:34Hey! Dude, come on!
00:00:36You can't lie on the field, were you?
00:00:37You're blocking the...
00:00:39No way.
00:00:49What the hell?
00:00:52What the hell?
00:01:10Plant force trauma.
00:01:15Hey, Todd.
00:01:16You alright? Do you want to sit down for a minute?
00:01:18The circle. The crop circle.
00:01:20What? What'd he say?
00:01:21Aliens made it. Crop circle.
00:01:23Jacob's lying in the centre of an alien crop circle.
00:01:25But in grass, not crop.
00:01:27You know this person?
00:01:28Nah. Oh, only that his name's Jacob.
00:01:31He runs, uh, Jacob's Burgers in town.
00:01:33In the circle, what makes you think it's alien made?
00:01:36Because there's aliens that people do convention in town.
00:01:39And now he's lying dead in the centre of an alien crop circle.
00:01:42Back home, many people are found dead on crop circles.
00:01:45But we call them spirit circles.
00:01:47Because parrots rather than aliens made them?
00:01:50No.
00:01:51Because they died from overconsumption of vodka.
00:01:54They pickled their livers.
00:01:56Of course.
00:01:59This your boy, Todd?
00:02:01Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
00:02:02And where were you when you hit this?
00:02:05You think my boy killed Jacob?
00:02:07It's possible.
00:02:08Nah.
00:02:08They came before me.
00:02:10Who's they?
00:02:11Aliens.
00:02:11He's dead centre.
00:02:12Dead on a crop circle.
00:02:13Hey, Todd.
00:02:15Are you high?
00:02:16No.
00:02:16I've told you.
00:02:17I don't smoke that stuff anymore.
00:02:18Except that one time that I completely forgot about until you just triggered me.
00:02:21Okay, Todd.
00:02:22What's with all the alien stuff?
00:02:24One more evidence do you want?
00:02:26He's dead.
00:02:26In a crop circle.
00:02:27Crop circle.
00:02:28Yeah, okay.
00:02:28We got it.
00:02:34Can I go?
00:02:35What's so important?
00:02:36I'm training for speed golf.
00:02:37Every four hours I've hit nine holes.
00:02:39I've got the last one to go.
00:02:40Speed golf?
00:02:41Yeah.
00:02:42Three clubs, one ball.
00:02:43Fast as you can.
00:02:44It's for my niece's school fundraiser.
00:02:45So, uh, this alien convention, where is it?
00:02:48At the crook.
00:02:49Oh, hey, I gotta go, eh?
00:02:50My ball?
00:02:51No.
00:02:59Hi, Jacob.
00:03:00You seem to have come unstuck on the 13th hole.
00:03:05Truly unlucky for some.
00:03:11Gina, safe to say that the victim died from his head injury?
00:03:14Nothing is safe, Mike.
00:03:16Not when he's lying in a circle of death.
00:03:18Best we get a grass sample.
00:03:20I am a pathologist, not a green keeper.
00:03:24Unless the possible link surrounding his cause of death
00:03:27and any chemical compound found on the vegetation.
00:03:30Certainly, Mike.
00:03:32Good thinking.
00:03:36Well, I need a coffee.
00:04:09Your name is Elfie Ginger Nuts.
00:04:13You have a pig.
00:04:15He's not a dolphin, is he?
00:04:16Well, it's just a pig on a golf course.
00:04:19It's not what you'd expect, that's all.
00:04:21Well, he's a guard pig.
00:04:23People who tell you that dog is a man's best friend
00:04:25have never felt the love of a pig.
00:04:27And I don't mean my ex-husband when I say that.
00:04:31Cop, are you?
00:04:32D.C. Chalmers, Brokewood CIB.
00:04:34I'd like to ask you a few questions regarding this morning's incident.
00:04:38Grim.
00:04:39Janet Grim.
00:04:42You'd better come in.
00:04:48How did you know Jacob Lewis?
00:04:50He'd be here about three times a week.
00:04:52Usually, first thing.
00:04:54But not to play golf?
00:04:55Why do you say that?
00:04:57Because he didn't have any golf clubs with him.
00:05:00Never played golf.
00:05:01He isn't a member.
00:05:02Did you see him this morning?
00:05:05No, I didn't see him.
00:05:08What did he do here?
00:05:10Good question.
00:05:11I used to ask him, he'd say he was going for a walk.
00:05:13He'd be hanging out in the trees.
00:05:16The other members used to complain about him lurking.
00:05:18There he was, he was a voyeur of sorts.
00:05:22A golf voyeur?
00:05:24Weird, eh?
00:05:25Most people watch it on TV.
00:05:27Then again, he's a chef.
00:05:29Oh, he says he's a chef.
00:05:32Gourmet burgers, really?
00:05:34Most chefs are a bit weird.
00:05:36You have a greenkeeper?
00:05:38Natasha.
00:05:39Best in the biz.
00:05:41Okay, thanks for your help.
00:05:43And the 13th Fairway will have to stay closed for a while.
00:05:55I didn't expect you two to be UFO aficionados.
00:05:59It's always good to keep an open mind.
00:06:01Bad one about Jacob Lewis.
00:06:03Wow, word spreads fast around here.
00:06:06Thanks, Frodes.
00:06:07Put it on the tab.
00:06:09Inspector?
00:06:11Detective Senior Sergeant, actually.
00:06:13Mike Sheppard.
00:06:15Detective Kristen Sims, broker with CIB.
00:06:17Zelda Bell fan.
00:06:18President of Aliens are people too.
00:06:20Arpt.
00:06:21Arpt?
00:06:22Yes.
00:06:23And I believe I can help you with your investigation.
00:06:25You have some information?
00:06:27From the account that I've been given, it sounds very much like a failed alien induction.
00:06:32The human body found at the dead center of the crop circle is the tell.
00:06:36Well, at this stage, it's still too early to conclude whether or not the circle is in fact a crop
00:06:41circle.
00:06:42But most likely, for sure.
00:06:45Oh, sorry, how rude of me.
00:06:47This is Christopher, a fellow member of Arpt.
00:06:50Christopher Kramer? Yeah, we've met.
00:06:53Oh, I don't think so.
00:06:54It was a few years ago, with regards to the Deschler Clinic.
00:06:59Nope, I can't say I recall.
00:07:02Well, it was a long time ago.
00:07:04Christopher.
00:07:05Maybe that does vibrate a faint frequency, but the more important thing is you understand who you're in the company
00:07:10of.
00:07:11Now, if you need expert advice on alien abduction, Zelda's our guiding light on anything extraterrestrial.
00:07:17Oh, Christopher, please.
00:07:18Tell them. Go on.
00:07:19It was 2010. I was 22, and I was abducted by an alien spacecraft.
00:07:25The experience gave me an intimate understanding of alien life form.
00:07:30The cosmic beings and I communed, shall we say.
00:07:36Connected on a very deep level.
00:07:39Several times.
00:07:41It was phenomenal.
00:07:44My life changed forever.
00:07:47And from that, I have a theory which explains how your man, Jacob, is it?
00:07:53Might have died.
00:07:54Follow me.
00:07:59Z-Zelda's my fiancée.
00:08:02Wow. Go you.
00:08:03No, no, no, not go you. This is serious. It's a committed relationship.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:08So, look, that guy you used to know, the old Christopher, he's history, okay?
00:08:13And new Christopher, he's got it together.
00:08:15New Christopher is trying hard and succeeding to be a fully integrated member of society.
00:08:20New Christopher is the only Christopher that Zelda knows.
00:08:23Christopher!
00:08:27New Christopher, fully integrated. Got it.
00:08:34The convention is in the ballroom.
00:08:37New ART members.
00:08:38Why am I not surprised?
00:08:40Trudy.
00:08:45Oh, looking great, Kirk. Keep it up.
00:08:49Thanks.
00:08:51Broken Wood is in close proximity to Earth's magnetic south pole.
00:08:56Magnetic radiation passing overhead from the pole can disrupt an alien craft's navigation system.
00:09:03That's right. Alien planets may not have magnetic poles, so aliens wouldn't think to have polar navigational offsets.
00:09:08If the vessel descended too quickly with its door prematurely open, then it's likely that the leading edge of the
00:09:16door struck the man's head like so.
00:09:21It's got aborted alien abduction written all over it. It's a AAA event.
00:09:26Did either of you know Jacob Lewis?
00:09:30Know him? I don't think so.
00:09:33I'm vegan.
00:09:35It's interesting that you're holding a convention in Broken Wood and then a AAA event occurs.
00:09:42It's more than interesting. It's reinforcing.
00:09:45I'm constantly communing with cosmic beings and I put a lot of energy out.
00:09:51I'm hopeful that tomorrow night that energy will be returned in the form of a visitation.
00:09:57Why tomorrow night?
00:09:59Oh, as part of the convention, we're staging a reach out.
00:10:02Well.
00:10:04Oh, thank you.
00:10:06Uh, good luck with that.
00:10:08Yeah, good luck.
00:10:09Thank you. I'm so glad I could help.
00:10:11Me too.
00:10:16Non-believers? Infidels.
00:10:20They will come around.
00:10:22Excuse me, detectives.
00:10:23Ah, Dr. Plummer, Reverend Green.
00:10:27Is it true about Jacob Lewis?
00:10:29Ah, Mr. Lewis was found dead on the golf course this morning, yes.
00:10:33You knew him?
00:10:34Not personally, no. We were well acquainted with his cuisine.
00:10:39Dining at his restaurant. Something of our Friday night treat.
00:10:42Triple truffle burger with mushroom filet and chipotle fries.
00:10:46Oh, yummy.
00:10:47The truffle thing's not to my taste.
00:10:51Lucas has another vice.
00:10:53And one holy sinner with double cheese, feta and beetroot fondue.
00:10:59Dare I say it, a taste of heaven.
00:11:03Such a huge loss to the gastro-community.
00:11:06So your members are up?
00:11:08No. I prefer to think that aliens are their own unique species.
00:11:13I'm doing research for my next psychology book, Believing is Seeing.
00:11:16I'm simply here to observe the power of human imagination.
00:11:20And you, Reverend?
00:11:22I can never resist a free cab.
00:11:24And, of course, I'm also here to offer the church's perspective if needed.
00:11:28Ah, which is vague. It's a test.
00:11:30We can discuss this later.
00:11:32Ah, it's Gina.
00:11:34Gina.
00:11:35Mike, I've done a preliminary examination on the victim's body.
00:11:38And?
00:11:39There are several sites of damage.
00:11:41I see.
00:11:42Mike, I think there may have been multiple aliens involved.
00:11:46Multiple aliens?
00:11:47I would bet a dwarf planet and a solar eclipse might.
00:11:53I'm on my way.
00:11:58Bye.
00:12:08Excuse me?
00:12:10Lena, hi.
00:12:12I heard about Jacob. It's so awful.
00:12:15Ah, did you know him?
00:12:16Well, he used to hang out here.
00:12:18They're heading on me for a date.
00:12:20The golf course.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22Come on, you'll love it.
00:12:23It's beautiful at sunset.
00:12:24Lots of birds.
00:12:25Okay, sure. Why not?
00:12:27We could take Trudy's dog.
00:12:29Trudy's dog?
00:12:30Why?
00:12:31Well, you know, first date and all.
00:12:33Just might pay to have an adult in the room.
00:12:39He was an odd guy.
00:12:41But cute.
00:12:42Not as cute as Chad was.
00:12:43But still cute.
00:12:45Hey, do you know Campania as a sighthound or a scenthound?
00:12:48What?
00:12:50Well, hunting dogs are bred to be one or the other.
00:12:52Scenthounds have super sharp noses.
00:12:53You can train them to pick up on pretty much anything.
00:12:56I've got no idea.
00:12:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:12:58Do you like cats?
00:13:01Meow.
00:13:02I've got a catsuit at home.
00:13:11Looking for something?
00:13:13Just out for a casual walk?
00:13:14There's no crime in that, is there?
00:13:16Dogs are banned from the course.
00:13:18You need to leave.
00:13:19Well, dogs are banned but pigs aren't.
00:13:20Talk about animal inequality.
00:13:22Read Animal Farm.
00:13:24You'll get the idea.
00:13:27Neither of us had read it.
00:13:29And Jacob admitted he wasn't into cats.
00:13:31Not that I'd wear my catsuit on a first date.
00:13:33The catsuit was me and Chad's thing.
00:13:36Still feels a bit soon, actually.
00:13:39Uh, Lena, what was Jacob digging for?
00:13:42Lost golf balls.
00:13:42What else?
00:13:43Quite the romantic first date.
00:13:46I was an extra pair of eyes to scan for balls,
00:13:48Pania was there to sniff for the buried ones.
00:13:50I wouldn't have thought that lost golf balls would be buried.
00:13:53Really old ones are.
00:13:55Jacob said the aged ones are the most valuable.
00:13:57Soil preserves them and they become, like, antique.
00:14:01Well, uh, thanks.
00:14:03We'll be in touch if we need to know more.
00:14:23We'll be in touch.
00:14:24Tash.
00:14:25Y-yeah?
00:14:26Uh, DC Chalmers.
00:14:29A few questions about this morning's incident?
00:14:31Right.
00:14:32Right.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34Shocking.
00:14:35What time did you start work this morning?
00:14:37Uh, around 7am.
00:14:40Did you notice anyone on or around the 13th fairway at that time?
00:14:45Uh, no.
00:14:46I was working in here.
00:14:48Busy doing maintenance work.
00:14:49The mowers constantly need oil and grease, so...
00:14:53No, I didn't see Jacob.
00:14:56But every other day I did.
00:14:58How well do you know him?
00:14:59I know him enough to know he's a self-entitled dick.
00:15:03That's a strong opinion.
00:15:04He was always damaging my fairways with his endless walking and lurking about.
00:15:09I warned him to get off my greens, but would be a right arsehole about it.
00:15:12Hey!
00:15:13I've had enough of you!
00:15:20Sucker!
00:15:22I never did get that hole-in-one.
00:15:26And that's as close as you got to him?
00:15:29Too risky for him to get any closer.
00:15:31I'm way more accurate at chipping than driving.
00:15:34The victim has a severe traumatic brain injury resulting from a blunt force to the head.
00:15:41Extensive fractures radiate from the central point of impact.
00:15:45Could a golf ball cause that injury?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48Too small.
00:15:49The trauma indicates that a large, curved object impacted his head.
00:15:55Possibly a golf club.
00:15:56But, as I was saying, he also has a welt-like injury on the side of his calf.
00:16:03From the same object?
00:16:05More tests, Mike.
00:16:07But the tissue damage suggests it happened at the same time.
00:16:11At time of death?
00:16:12With no onset of rigor mortis when we arrived, I would estimate between 6 and 8 a.m.
00:16:18And the grass samples?
00:16:21The grass has been burned, not sprayed.
00:16:25But the victim, was his skin or clothing burnt at all?
00:16:28No.
00:16:30I burned the grass off with a flamethrower.
00:16:32We're one of the first golf courses in the world to be certified as organic.
00:16:35So, obviously, we kill as a total no-go.
00:16:39Uh, why do you burn a circle of grass?
00:16:43I like polka dots.
00:16:44I'm gonna burn them all over.
00:16:48I'm making a bunker.
00:16:50Step one, burn off the grass.
00:16:52Step two, let it sit for a week, let the roots dry out.
00:16:55Gonna dig a bunker.
00:16:57Why a perfect circle?
00:17:00Circles are the ultimate symmetrical shape.
00:17:04They're balanced.
00:17:05They evoke harmony.
00:17:07Symmetry actually helps calm the players.
00:17:09My next bunker's gonna be an equilateral triangle.
00:17:12Thomas!
00:17:16Excuse me.
00:17:24Hey!
00:17:26Can I help you?
00:17:28I'm Detective...
00:17:30Hey!
00:17:32Hey!
00:17:49Hey!
00:17:50I'm talking to people.
00:17:51Talking to people.
00:17:51I'm.
00:17:56I'm-
00:18:02I'm-
00:18:03Starting a new hobby.
00:18:04I'm saving that treat for retirement.
00:18:06When you won't be able to afford it, very wise.
00:18:09Hmm.
00:18:09Did I ever mention that I...
00:18:10Hate golf?
00:18:11Many times.
00:18:13Uh, we found this in the rough not far from the crop circle.
00:18:17I'm guessing it broke and someone's dumped it.
00:18:19be a pretty decent weapon in the wrong hands.
00:18:22Get Gina to see if that's a match for Jacob's wounds.
00:18:26As we were retrieving this, I saw a man loitering on the fairway.
00:18:30It didn't look like a golfer, and he took off once I tried to engage with him.
00:18:44I couldn't get a read on the number plate.
00:18:46Tash didn't recognise him either.
00:18:47Aside from that, neither she nor the club manager, Janet Grimm,
00:18:52saw anyone on the course prior to Todd finding the victim.
00:18:55So the fairways were empty?
00:18:57But for the aliens.
00:18:58Ah yes, on that note, in her shed Tash is hiding something strange under a drop cloth.
00:19:05How strange?
00:19:07Well let's just say at this stage it remains unidentified.
00:19:12What's under the drop cloth?
00:19:14Uh, why do you want to know?
00:19:16Well I'm intrigued by its contour.
00:19:21Uh, yeah, I can't tell you.
00:19:32You think it's a UFO?
00:19:36You do, don't you?
00:19:37No, all I'm saying is that-
00:19:39A flying saucer.
00:19:40Wow, come on.
00:19:42Why was she being evasive?
00:19:43You have that effect on people.
00:19:45There is no flying saucer.
00:19:47But if there is, I'll dress up as a little green alien.
00:19:50Well then boss, we should get a warrant to find out.
00:19:54On the suspicion that a green keeper is harbouring alien fugitives in a spaceship.
00:19:58That's tenuous.
00:19:59But Kristen, as a little green alien, surely that's worth a shot.
00:20:02In your dreams.
00:20:05Uh, what about Jacob's cafe?
00:20:07Do you know if anyone wanted to harm Jacob?
00:20:11No, he was a cool guy.
00:20:14Did he owe anyone any money?
00:20:16Mmm, the cafe's doing well so I doubt that.
00:20:19He was thinking of expanding.
00:20:21Wanted me to take over some of the cooking but that's so not my thing.
00:20:25Did he seem more stressed than normal?
00:20:27Oh, it's a bit antsy about the rising price of raw ingredients but who isn't?
00:20:33Okay, well, um, thank you for your help.
00:20:37Can you cook?
00:20:39Can I cook?
00:20:41It's just, I'm freaking out.
00:20:43Well it turns out Jacob's cafe have the contract for catering the art event and Freya is a little
00:20:50bit overwhelmed by the prospect.
00:20:53Tom!
00:20:57Hey, I've been thinking about the crop circle, trying to make sense of it.
00:21:00Uh, have you spoken to Janet Grimm?
00:21:03We have.
00:21:04Oh good, because when I saw her this morning it was really weird.
00:21:07What the hell, lady?
00:21:09Get the hell out of here, go on!
00:21:10So I figured maybe Janet and the alien forces might be working together.
00:21:14Because...
00:21:15She was threatening him, next minute he was struck by a spaceship.
00:21:18What was the yelling about?
00:21:19It's obvious, isn't it?
00:21:20It was about herding Jacob into the open space while giving the spaceship a glass shot at
00:21:25him.
00:21:28Oh, too soon.
00:21:30Hey, I've got a train.
00:21:33Someone's telling Porky's.
00:21:35Indeed.
00:21:37Let's bring in Janet Grimm.
00:21:42Pay the green fees.
00:21:43End of story.
00:21:44Capitalist coercion.
00:21:46This is probably stolen land anyway.
00:21:48No pay, no pay.
00:21:49Listen, this is so much bigger than us not paying green fees.
00:21:52We were this close to actual contact.
00:21:54This close.
00:21:55Do I smell bacon?
00:21:57Give up sediment.
00:21:58It's okay, hon.
00:21:59It's okay.
00:22:00No, the actual pigs are here.
00:22:04Ms. Grimm, we need to talk.
00:22:07Can you arrest these clowns?
00:22:09For trespassing, not paying green fees?
00:22:11Anything would be good to get them out of my face.
00:22:13Fellas, can I have a word?
00:22:17Janet, we have a witness who saw you shouting at Jacob Lewis this morning on the golf course.
00:22:23Who said that?
00:22:24That's not relevant.
00:22:25What is relevant is why you said you hadn't seen anyone on the course when you had.
00:22:29Well, with all the police activity, it must have slipped my mind.
00:22:32What were you arguing about?
00:22:34He was doing his usual lurking in the trees, but he was also digging up the grounds.
00:22:38I had enough.
00:22:39Why would he be digging?
00:22:41No idea.
00:22:42It's just what he does.
00:22:43He digs.
00:22:45He lurks.
00:22:47We're going to need a formal statement from you.
00:22:49Down at the station.
00:22:50Oh, I can't leave Elfie.
00:22:52I'll talk to Tash.
00:22:53I'm sure she can hold the fort.
00:22:55Don't fret, honey.
00:22:56Don't be long.
00:22:59Christopher, you may proclaim not to remember me, but I certainly remember you well enough
00:23:05to know that you are not a golfer, as evidenced by your attire.
00:23:09We wanted to blend in.
00:23:10To sneak onto the golf course.
00:23:12Why?
00:23:12To pay our respects to the dead guy.
00:23:14So, sneaking into a crime scene?
00:23:16An aborted alien abduction is not a crime scene.
00:23:19A AAA event is the scene of an accident.
00:23:21We came to be at one with the crop circle.
00:23:24Beautiful.
00:23:25Hey, we're here.
00:23:27We're out here.
00:23:27Which means we're only a few hours behind actual contact.
00:23:31Aliens were here.
00:23:33Aliens were here.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:35Oh.
00:23:37Oh, it's like the yolk of a giant alien egg.
00:23:40It's just oozed down into the grass.
00:23:42I mean...
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:45Oh.
00:23:46It smells so good.
00:23:48Christopher, check the radiation.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:56Affirmative.
00:23:58Turned out to be 0.001 MSVs.
00:24:01So about the same as eating a banana then?
00:24:04They still left their mark.
00:24:05And you still disregarded a police cordon.
00:24:08Plastic tape.
00:24:09Big deal.
00:24:10Detective, you don't have to tell Zelda about this, do you?
00:24:12I just don't want to stress her out.
00:24:16I think we can keep it between us.
00:24:18Great.
00:24:18And remember, I may have...
00:24:20You're a fully integrated member of society.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:24So act like it.
00:24:26Chris, don't talk to pigs.
00:24:30They're not like us.
00:24:31They're animals.
00:24:35Hello?
00:24:37Hello?
00:24:57Once again, what were you and Jacob arguing about?
00:25:01His attitude.
00:25:03Digging up and wrecking your golf course.
00:25:06Costa, wouldn't you say?
00:25:08What was he digging for?
00:25:10Golf balls.
00:25:11Let me guess, the buried ones are aged and therefore worth more.
00:25:16A golf ball's a golf ball as far as I'm concerned.
00:25:19Hey.
00:25:20Hey, you're ripping me off big time.
00:25:22Supply and demand, that's all it is.
00:25:25Take it or leave it?
00:25:27Supply and demand of what?
00:25:29Golf balls.
00:25:31I bought them off Jacob for a dollar.
00:25:33I sold them at the clubroom shops for five dollars.
00:25:36He thought the markup was too high, he wanted more money.
00:25:38I refused.
00:25:40I don't pretend to understand how his mind works,
00:25:42but he was digging up my course.
00:25:44We shouted at each other and...
00:25:47End of story.
00:25:51Uh...
00:25:52Hi there.
00:25:54How do you feel?
00:25:56Like I've been hitting the head with a shovel.
00:25:58Well, that's a good sign.
00:26:00Because that is what happened.
00:26:03So, at least your memory hasn't been affected.
00:26:05Great.
00:26:06Why did you feel the need to hit me?
00:26:08I thought you were a prowler.
00:26:11What do you think you were doing anyway?
00:26:13I came to see you.
00:26:14No, you were snooping.
00:26:16I'm a detective, you know that.
00:26:18I did have a prowl here last week.
00:26:23Oi!
00:26:24What do you think you're doing?
00:26:26Oh, I lost my keys.
00:26:28Like hell you did.
00:26:29Get out of here!
00:26:30He was casing the place.
00:26:32Looking for a way to break in.
00:26:34Snooping.
00:26:35For what?
00:26:39Foreign objects.
00:26:40Such as?
00:26:41Let's just say,
00:26:43some things belong in this world
00:26:44and some things don't.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55Hey.
00:26:58What's with you?
00:27:00Oh, I got a bit of a bump to the head.
00:27:03By the leading edge of a spaceship's prematurely open door?
00:27:07Ah-ha.
00:27:08I went to talk to Tash.
00:27:10I was in her shed.
00:27:11It was dark.
00:27:12She thought I was a prowler.
00:27:14She whacked me with a shovel.
00:27:18What a nasty bruise.
00:27:20No broken skin, though.
00:27:22Get checked for a concussion.
00:27:24Do you want to charge her?
00:27:26Well, technically I was trespassing.
00:27:28No warrant.
00:27:29Trying to get a peek at her flying saucer.
00:27:31Well, she did mention something about not belonging to this world.
00:27:35Daniel, come on now.
00:27:36Let it go.
00:27:37Did you get anything more useful than a possible concussion?
00:27:41Not much.
00:27:44This morning,
00:27:45are you sure you didn't see Jacob Lewis?
00:27:47I already told you no.
00:27:49Well, it's just that you
00:27:51burn a circle in the grass
00:27:53and the guy you didn't like ends up dead in it.
00:27:56Put it over the head.
00:27:57I was wondering if there's a pattern here.
00:28:00Was it your shovel?
00:28:01Well, if it was, I wasn't swinging it.
00:28:05Did you ever see him
00:28:07digging up the golf course?
00:28:09No.
00:28:10Although, Janet reckons she saw him
00:28:12and there was some damage around the place.
00:28:14Although, that'd be Alfie.
00:28:16Because, hey, if your course manager owns a pig,
00:28:18what do you expect?
00:28:19It is odd, though, isn't it?
00:28:23Why bring a pig
00:28:25to a golf course?
00:28:30And whatever Janet and Jacob were arguing about,
00:28:33I doubt it was the price of lost balls.
00:28:34Perhaps we should take a closer look
00:28:37at the three amigos.
00:28:40Chris Kramer,
00:28:42Kirk Rollins,
00:28:43and Luke Lamarro
00:28:45all snuck onto Brokenwood Golf Course today.
00:28:47Did they say why?
00:28:48To commune with the alien crop circle.
00:28:51Or they were looking for something?
00:28:53Yeah, like that golf club.
00:28:55That, or whatever they used to kill Jacob Lewis
00:28:58earlier that morning.
00:28:59But why kill the caterer?
00:29:01Maybe it didn't matter who.
00:29:03Just someone.
00:29:05Someone to die in the crop circle
00:29:08to prove their crazy beliefs.
00:29:11Aliens have come.
00:29:22Thanks, Frodo.
00:29:23How's your X-File progressing?
00:29:25The alien abduction line of inquiry
00:29:27is not something we're pursuing right now.
00:29:30Zelda won't be happy.
00:29:31I don't think Zelda will be truly happy
00:29:33until she's back aboard
00:29:35the Battlestar Galactica.
00:29:37I'll see you in there.
00:29:38I don't want to miss any revelations.
00:29:44You're not really going to go in there, are you?
00:29:46Bunch of crazies.
00:29:48Trudy,
00:29:49you're not catering the event.
00:29:51Thankfully.
00:29:51I wouldn't trust that fruitcake to pay up.
00:29:54You will get your money
00:29:55when we're satisfied with the service.
00:29:57Dish up Porky Pigeon pizzas
00:29:59if you don't care about the quality.
00:30:00Hey,
00:30:01keep your voice down.
00:30:03They're not vegan.
00:30:04If there is no connection
00:30:06with the Cosmic Overlords tomorrow,
00:30:08it will be because
00:30:08my energy flows are disrupted.
00:30:10And I will hold you
00:30:12personally responsible.
00:30:14Now look what you've done.
00:30:16Hey,
00:30:16pay up
00:30:17and I'll play it up.
00:30:19With venue hire,
00:30:20you can lock them out.
00:30:21With food,
00:30:21they can scoff and run.
00:30:22Did they pay out?
00:30:23I don't know.
00:30:25What I do know
00:30:26is they have desperation
00:30:27written all over them.
00:30:29So,
00:30:29watch your backs.
00:30:31The Cosmic Overlords
00:30:32are observing the way
00:30:34we live
00:30:35and think.
00:30:36Right now,
00:30:38our culture
00:30:39is too destructive
00:30:40to be of any use to them.
00:30:42We must strive
00:30:43to achieve
00:30:44a greater sense of harmony.
00:30:46Only then
00:30:47will they begin
00:30:49to purify us.
00:30:51Now, Lucas,
00:30:52now.
00:30:53Reverend.
00:30:54Your mention
00:30:55of the aliens
00:30:57helping us
00:30:57to be better
00:30:58interplanetary beings
00:30:59resonates
00:31:00with the Christian idea
00:31:02of humanity
00:31:03being prepared
00:31:04for eternal life.
00:31:07I wonder
00:31:08if God,
00:31:09rather than
00:31:10your cosmic...
00:31:11Cosmic Overlords.
00:31:13Yes.
00:31:14I wonder
00:31:15if God
00:31:16might make
00:31:17a much better job
00:31:18of that transformation.
00:31:19I actually believe
00:31:20that God
00:31:22is an alien.
00:31:23A cosmic overlord.
00:31:26So,
00:31:26you might be on
00:31:27to something there,
00:31:28Reverend Christopher.
00:31:29Uh,
00:31:30how long did you
00:31:31commune with
00:31:31the cosmic overlords?
00:31:33It's hard to say.
00:31:34Um,
00:31:37you lose
00:31:37all sense
00:31:38of time.
00:31:39It's like
00:31:40you're traveling
00:31:40into the past
00:31:41and the future
00:31:42simultaneously.
00:31:44So,
00:31:44in Earth time,
00:31:45I'd estimate
00:31:46around 10 days.
00:31:48Were the aliens
00:31:49naked?
00:31:50Uh,
00:31:51yes.
00:31:52Were you
00:31:54naked?
00:31:55Christopher,
00:31:56I told you,
00:31:57I was at a music festival.
00:31:58Of course I was naked.
00:31:59But you know
00:32:00you can't handle this.
00:32:01Did the aliens
00:32:01have genitals?
00:32:02Christopher.
00:32:03Okay.
00:32:04Um,
00:32:05how did you
00:32:05communicate
00:32:06with the aliens
00:32:07if there was
00:32:09a lack
00:32:09of common language?
00:32:12By touch.
00:32:15And if you must know,
00:32:17I loved it.
00:32:18And so did they.
00:32:21All right,
00:32:22everyone,
00:32:22that concludes
00:32:23my presentation.
00:32:25Now,
00:32:25let's move on
00:32:26to planning
00:32:27tonight's event.
00:32:28Now that the lights
00:32:29and equipment
00:32:30are sorted,
00:32:31then there's only
00:32:32one thing left to do
00:32:33to attract
00:32:34an alien spaceship.
00:32:35Can I please
00:32:37have a volunteer
00:32:37from the audience
00:32:38to offer themselves
00:32:40up as an abductee?
00:32:43Oh,
00:32:43Christopher.
00:32:44No,
00:32:44sorry.
00:32:45We already have
00:32:46a volunteer
00:32:47and we don't want
00:32:48the Cosmic Overlord
00:32:49staff to choose
00:32:49between the two of you.
00:32:50All right,
00:32:50everyone,
00:32:51let's please
00:32:52give a round
00:32:53of applause
00:32:54to our hero,
00:32:55Luke.
00:32:55Yes!
00:32:56Yes!
00:32:58Luke,
00:32:59your bravery
00:33:00is truly commendable.
00:33:02If abducted,
00:33:03I can truly
00:33:04say that your life
00:33:06will be enriched
00:33:07beyond imagination.
00:33:09Bring it on!
00:33:10Yes!
00:33:13My abduction
00:33:14will be further proof
00:33:15not only
00:33:16that aliens exist,
00:33:18but they are here
00:33:19for good,
00:33:19not evil.
00:33:23I am willing
00:33:24to stake my life
00:33:25on it.
00:33:28Aliens are people
00:33:28too.
00:33:29Yes!
00:33:30Aliens are people
00:33:30too!
00:33:31Aliens are people
00:33:32too!
00:33:33Aliens are people
00:33:34too!
00:33:34Aliens are people
00:33:35Aliens are people
00:33:36too!
00:33:38Yeah!
00:33:39Hey, everyone!
00:33:41Thank you,
00:33:42and see you tonight
00:33:42at the Designated Zone!
00:33:48Special bunch
00:33:49of humans.
00:33:50Cosmic-politan?
00:33:52Uh, no.
00:33:53Thanks.
00:33:54We're okay, Lena.
00:33:56Why were you two
00:33:57in there?
00:33:58Uh, we came to ask
00:33:59a couple of questions.
00:34:01While infiltrating
00:34:01our meeting.
00:34:02You two were on
00:34:03the golf course
00:34:04yesterday?
00:34:04Yes.
00:34:05You saw us.
00:34:06They're slow learners.
00:34:07Were you there
00:34:08earlier in the day,
00:34:09say around 7am?
00:34:10Oh, a diversion tactic.
00:34:12Who do you work
00:34:12for?
00:34:13Secret Service?
00:34:13CIA?
00:34:14CIB, actually.
00:34:16We like to keep
00:34:16it local.
00:34:17Well, asleep?
00:34:18In my motel?
00:34:19Alone?
00:34:20No.
00:34:21I was with my
00:34:22dreams.
00:34:23And you?
00:34:24I was with Zelda.
00:34:25Don't ask what
00:34:26he was doing,
00:34:26though.
00:34:27Hey, Christopher.
00:34:28X-rated.
00:34:29Is there a problem?
00:34:31The police,
00:34:32or should I say
00:34:32government plants,
00:34:33have been spying
00:34:34on us.
00:34:35We have nothing
00:34:36to hide.
00:34:36Good.
00:34:37Where were you
00:34:38yesterday,
00:34:38between 7 and
00:34:398am?
00:34:39Uh, why are you
00:34:40looking at Luke?
00:34:41I've told you
00:34:42it was an
00:34:42aborted alien
00:34:43abduction.
00:34:44A triple A event?
00:34:45Yeah, we are
00:34:46the experts in this
00:34:47field.
00:34:47Trust us.
00:34:48I can handle this.
00:34:50I was at the motel
00:34:51prepping for my
00:34:52keynote speech tomorrow
00:34:53titled,
00:34:54Your neighbor
00:34:55is an alien.
00:34:56In fact,
00:34:56you're more than
00:34:57welcome to attend
00:34:58to hear my proof.
00:34:59And what proof
00:34:59would that be?
00:35:00Leaked top secret
00:35:01documents detailing
00:35:02how aliens are
00:35:03living among us,
00:35:04here and now.
00:35:05We are so blinkered
00:35:06by normality that
00:35:07we can't see them.
00:35:08But Jacob Lewis
00:35:09saw them.
00:35:10I'm sure of it.
00:35:11Whatever Jacob
00:35:12saw killed him.
00:35:13But alien interference
00:35:15is unlikely.
00:35:17Then how do you
00:35:17explain the crop circle?
00:35:18Burn off with a
00:35:19flamethrower
00:35:20by a greenkeeper.
00:35:21Routine.
00:35:22Conspiracy of doubt.
00:35:24Ms. Belfan,
00:35:25you said you didn't
00:35:25know the victim.
00:35:26But you were seen
00:35:27arguing with him
00:35:28the night before he died.
00:35:30Hey, hey, pay up
00:35:31and I'll play it up!
00:35:32Oh, sure, we met.
00:35:34However, I didn't
00:35:35know him.
00:35:36And we weren't
00:35:36arguing.
00:35:37We were negotiating.
00:35:38But you had a problem
00:35:39with Mr. Lewis.
00:35:40Oh, there was no problem.
00:35:41In fact, the food
00:35:42should be here soon.
00:35:43Sustenance, Frau.
00:35:44Big night ahead.
00:35:51Kirk Rollins is a creep.
00:35:53Passionate and
00:35:53is delusional at least.
00:35:59Rookie mistake.
00:36:00Should have parked
00:36:00the car closer to
00:36:01the front door.
00:36:03Freya, this is
00:36:03Detective Shepard.
00:36:05Hey.
00:36:05Hello.
00:36:06I see you've had
00:36:07some success.
00:36:08It's a disaster.
00:36:10Jacob's famous
00:36:11truffle tofu pasta
00:36:12without any truffles.
00:36:15What, you forgot to add
00:36:16them?
00:36:16No, we've run out.
00:36:17I substituted mustard
00:36:18for it.
00:36:19I'm hoping they
00:36:20won't notice.
00:36:21Your supplier
00:36:22let you down?
00:36:22No idea.
00:36:23Jacob sourced them.
00:36:24I've got to get in there.
00:36:26See ya!
00:36:27Good luck!
00:36:29What do people
00:36:30with steel rods
00:36:31and pegs
00:36:32rooting around
00:36:32trees have in common?
00:36:38What?
00:36:40Healthy.
00:36:46Jenna!
00:36:48How can I help?
00:36:50Jacob Lewis
00:36:51didn't supply you
00:36:52with golf balls,
00:36:53did he?
00:36:53I'm not sure
00:36:54what you're getting at.
00:36:55He was hunting
00:36:56for the same thing
00:36:56that you hunt for.
00:36:57And what would that be?
00:36:59Truffles.
00:37:01Jacob was digging
00:37:02for truffles
00:37:03but unlike you
00:37:04he didn't find any.
00:37:06Truffles?
00:37:07They need black walnut
00:37:08trees, don't they?
00:37:09Or English oaks?
00:37:10We don't have any
00:37:11on the course.
00:37:11You seem to know
00:37:12a lot about it.
00:37:14We can have a search
00:37:15team here within the hour
00:37:16with a warrant.
00:37:17If they find any
00:37:18it could put you
00:37:19on the frame
00:37:19for Jacob Lewis' murder.
00:37:21How?
00:37:22Motive.
00:37:25The search team
00:37:26will do their best.
00:37:27But it could get messy.
00:37:29Alright.
00:37:30Alright.
00:37:33Best we do this
00:37:33at the station, huh?
00:37:34But Alfie...
00:37:35Alfie seems happy to me.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37Let's hear.
00:37:44Hello, Janet.
00:37:48Truffles.
00:37:49Truffles.
00:37:50Found on the root system
00:37:51of some trees
00:37:52including a certain
00:37:53variety of pine.
00:37:54and what of it?
00:37:56They can fetch up
00:37:57to $3,500 per kilo.
00:38:00If one had their own supply
00:38:02it's understandable
00:38:03that they might not
00:38:04like others helping
00:38:05themselves.
00:38:06And how far might one
00:38:08go to protect
00:38:09that supply?
00:38:13It was an accident.
00:38:15The discovery.
00:38:17Let us.
00:38:18Alfie, what have you found?
00:38:20Tuba Milano spora.
00:38:25Perigod
00:38:25black truffles.
00:38:29Otherwise known
00:38:30as black gold.
00:38:32I'd seen Jacob
00:38:33offer truffled mushrooms
00:38:34on his menu
00:38:35so I thought
00:38:35he might be interested.
00:38:37Offered him a private deal
00:38:3840%
00:38:39of the going rate.
00:38:41He was happy.
00:38:42He expanded his menu
00:38:44around truffles
00:38:44and the cafe
00:38:46was a success.
00:38:47Then I raised my price
00:38:49and I'm only fair
00:38:50to share in his success.
00:38:51Oi!
00:38:52What do you think
00:38:53you're doing?
00:38:54I know extortion
00:38:55when I see it.
00:38:55You've forced me
00:38:56to take matters
00:38:56into my own hands.
00:38:57Well you won't
00:38:58find anything here.
00:38:59Come on Janet then.
00:39:00The golf course
00:39:00has got to be your source.
00:39:02I mean look at Alfie
00:39:02he's on to one right now.
00:39:03You get off my land
00:39:04right now!
00:39:06But he got greedy.
00:39:08Stuck his little nose
00:39:09and I wouldn't let go.
00:39:10I don't know how many times
00:39:11I chased him off.
00:39:12Told you to get out of here!
00:39:14What ifs?
00:39:16What the hell lady?
00:39:18Get the hell out of here!
00:39:19Go on!
00:39:20I detest it
00:39:21when people say whatever.
00:39:23What ifs?
00:39:25Like fingernails
00:39:26down a blackboard.
00:39:28Well manners
00:39:29and bad grammar aside
00:39:31you still seriously
00:39:33assaulted Jacob.
00:39:34Whatever.
00:39:36We had it coming.
00:39:37The blow to his leg
00:39:38or the blow to his head?
00:39:40The one that killed him.
00:39:43You had a weapon
00:39:45and you admit
00:39:46to beating him
00:39:47on the leg.
00:39:50I swear
00:39:50I only hit him the once.
00:39:53I would never
00:39:53take someone's life.
00:39:56Not for all the troubles
00:39:57in the world.
00:39:59Janet Grimm
00:39:59we need you to remain
00:40:00in Brokenwood
00:40:01while we ascertain
00:40:02whether your pole
00:40:03delivered the fatal blow
00:40:04to the victim's head.
00:40:10If word gets out
00:40:11it'll be like
00:40:11the Gold Rush days.
00:40:13To a chef
00:40:13the scent of a truffle
00:40:15awakens a hunger
00:40:16as primal as bloodlust.
00:40:18I'll be fending off
00:40:19a stampede of chefs
00:40:20and their kitchen hands
00:40:21mining up the fairways.
00:40:24It's just a little
00:40:25sideline you see
00:40:26for my retirement.
00:40:29I'd appreciate it
00:40:30if we keep it
00:40:30just between ourselves.
00:40:57D.C. Chalmers?
00:41:00Yeah, it's Tash.
00:41:03I think I found something.
00:41:11Your alien friends
00:41:12must be very small
00:41:13to fly in that.
00:41:15You said they were big?
00:41:18Tash found this
00:41:1920 metres downhill
00:41:21from the crop circle.
00:41:23Fingerprints made a match
00:41:24on a Bud Johnson.
00:41:26Judging by this
00:41:27I'm sure he's the man
00:41:28I saw on the fairway.
00:41:30Why wouldn't you own up
00:41:31to looking for a discus?
00:41:33When you used your discus
00:41:34to kill someone.
00:41:36Get Gina to check
00:41:38the curvature of that discus
00:41:39against Jacob's head injury.
00:41:41If you bash with that
00:41:42would do the job.
00:41:42Hmm, and Bud Johnson
00:41:44has a prior for assault.
00:41:45He got 12 months
00:41:46home detention for it.
00:41:48His ankle bracelet
00:41:48came off six months ago.
00:41:50Hang on,
00:41:50I think I've read about him.
00:41:52Is discus a decathlon event?
00:41:54I think so.
00:41:57Yeah.
00:41:58Now look,
00:41:59Brokenwood decathlon star
00:42:01flies high.
00:42:03Bud Johnson
00:42:04showcased his prowess
00:42:06at the National Athletic Championships
00:42:08earning a commendable
00:42:09fourth place.
00:42:24Hi, Bud Johnson?
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:28Detective Kristen Sims,
00:42:29Brokenwood CIB.
00:42:31I believe you've already met
00:42:32my colleague DC Chalmers.
00:42:33We think we have some
00:42:35lost property
00:42:35belonging to you.
00:42:37It's a track and field discus
00:42:38that was found
00:42:39on the golf course.
00:42:42Yeah, it's back at the station.
00:42:43Why?
00:42:44We were hoping
00:42:45you could help us with that.
00:42:47How?
00:42:48A man was found dead
00:42:49on the golf course
00:42:49this morning.
00:42:51So I lose a discus
00:42:52and next minute
00:42:52I'm a murder suspect?
00:42:54Oh, he didn't say that.
00:42:55Yeah, but you're thinking it.
00:42:57Today when I called out to you,
00:42:58you ran off
00:42:59and then you drove away from me
00:43:00in a reckless manner.
00:43:01Why?
00:43:02Yeah, look, I've learnt the hard way
00:43:03that if I don't say any words
00:43:04you can't twist them.
00:43:06Well, surely that's
00:43:07only a problem
00:43:07if you've actually
00:43:08done something wrong.
00:43:10I suggest you
00:43:11come back to the station
00:43:12with us and make a statement
00:43:13about how your discus
00:43:14ended up on the golf course.
00:43:16Recorded words
00:43:17are harder to manipulate.
00:43:27Were you on the golf course
00:43:28early yesterday morning
00:43:29around sunrise?
00:43:31Yes.
00:43:32What were you doing there?
00:43:33I was discus training.
00:43:36And did you see anyone else
00:43:37at the golf course
00:43:38during that time?
00:43:39No.
00:43:40Why did you leave
00:43:41your discus there?
00:43:42I just made my first throw
00:43:43of the morning
00:43:44when I got a call
00:43:44about an accident.
00:43:46To get the job
00:43:46I've got to be
00:43:47the first toy in the scene.
00:43:48I didn't have time
00:43:49to look for my discus.
00:43:50What fairway number
00:43:51were you on?
00:43:52No idea.
00:43:53A man was found dead
00:43:54on the golf course.
00:43:55He died from a severe
00:43:57head injury
00:43:57at the time you were there.
00:44:02We know you have
00:44:03a conviction for assault.
00:44:06We know that the man
00:44:07you assaulted
00:44:08was in hospital
00:44:09for over a week.
00:44:11Do you know why
00:44:11I assaulted him?
00:44:13Enlighten us.
00:44:14The drunk prick
00:44:15was my neighbour's ex.
00:44:16He came to beat her up again.
00:44:17I made sure
00:44:18it was the last time
00:44:19he hurt her.
00:44:21I've done my anger
00:44:22management course
00:44:23and I'll admit
00:44:23the ninth step
00:44:24is the hardest
00:44:24What is the ninth step?
00:44:26To develop empathy
00:44:27for the other's perspective.
00:44:29I still don't have empathy
00:44:31for my neighbour's ex.
00:44:32But I'm trying to change
00:44:33my ways.
00:44:34That's why I'm training
00:44:35so hard.
00:44:36It's a way of releasing
00:44:37all the negativity.
00:44:38Do you know this man?
00:44:44I don't remember him.
00:44:53Uh, Gina,
00:44:54you wanted to see me?
00:44:55Always, Mike.
00:44:56Good evening.
00:44:57Evening.
00:44:59The curvature
00:45:00of this type of discus
00:45:01matches the victim's
00:45:02head injury.
00:45:06The dick athlete,
00:45:08Bud Johnson.
00:45:09I've seen his photo
00:45:10in the paper.
00:45:12Handsome.
00:45:12He reminds me
00:45:13of a volleyball player
00:45:14I knew in Vladivost.
00:45:15Well, Bud Johnson
00:45:17was convicted
00:45:18for serious assault
00:45:19and depending on
00:45:20what you tell me
00:45:21perhaps more convictions
00:45:23will follow.
00:45:24I will do what I can
00:45:25for you, Mike.
00:45:26If you allow me
00:45:28to show you my melons.
00:45:29Uh, sure.
00:45:34Imagine this melon
00:45:36is the victim's head.
00:45:46A very accurate throw
00:45:48that struck
00:45:49at full speed
00:45:50could also kill.
00:45:52World champion
00:45:53discus throws
00:45:54travel at speeds
00:45:55of 26 meters
00:45:56per second
00:45:57which is
00:45:5893.6 kilometers
00:45:59per hour.
00:46:00So it's like
00:46:01being hit in the head
00:46:02by a very small car.
00:46:03A two-cagey car
00:46:04with no wheels
00:46:05that flies.
00:46:06Yes.
00:46:07The impact force
00:46:08at high velocity
00:46:08leads to certain
00:46:10cranial fracture.
00:46:13If Bud Johnson
00:46:15threw his discus
00:46:16from a very short range
00:46:18it would have been
00:46:19a lethal act.
00:46:22But did he have intent?
00:46:25Bud Johnson
00:46:26stated he didn't know
00:46:27Jacob Lewis
00:46:27so where's the motive?
00:46:30So, uh,
00:46:31freak accident?
00:46:32Well, if you're training
00:46:33you're gonna watch
00:46:34the full flight
00:46:34of your throat
00:46:35to see how far it flies.
00:46:36You would have had
00:46:37to have seen it
00:46:38strike Jacob.
00:46:40Intentional
00:46:40or accidental
00:46:41either way
00:46:41it's a hit and run.
00:46:47Let's bring him
00:46:48in tomorrow.
00:47:11I fail to see
00:47:13a meaningful distinction
00:47:14between belief
00:47:14in extraterrestrial life
00:47:16and belief in God.
00:47:17There is no empirical
00:47:18evidence to suggest
00:47:19that either exist.
00:47:20I'm not concerned
00:47:21with the belief
00:47:22it's the worshipping
00:47:23of aliens
00:47:23that's the issue.
00:47:24Worship is belief
00:47:25times a few degrees.
00:47:28Roger, you're hogging
00:47:28the blanket.
00:47:29Lucas, please,
00:47:30I'm not.
00:47:40When did Luke
00:47:41learn alienese?
00:47:42I taught him
00:47:43yesterday.
00:47:44Uh-huh.
00:47:46Out of all of us
00:47:47I think that Luke
00:47:49is the best bait
00:47:49for want
00:47:50of a better word.
00:47:52He's strong
00:47:53mentally,
00:47:55physically.
00:47:57You feel a little
00:47:58feeble in comparison.
00:47:59But you're not
00:48:00at all.
00:48:01I haven't communed
00:48:02with aliens
00:48:03in 16 years.
00:48:05I make you all
00:48:06follow me
00:48:07up and down
00:48:08the country
00:48:08promising alien encounters
00:48:10that never evacuate.
00:48:11But they will.
00:48:15I wonder if Luke
00:48:16would be a better leader.
00:48:17If I stood down
00:48:18we could make him
00:48:19president.
00:48:20No way.
00:48:22We follow you
00:48:24because we believe
00:48:24in you.
00:48:26There could be
00:48:27a million reasons
00:48:28why aliens haven't
00:48:29visited us
00:48:29and none of them
00:48:30would involve you.
00:48:31You remain our one
00:48:32degree of separation
00:48:32to another life form.
00:48:34You're phenomenal.
00:48:36Really?
00:48:37Yes.
00:48:38Yesterday Jacob Lewis
00:48:39came this close
00:48:40to being abducted.
00:48:41That is no coincidence.
00:48:43They are looking
00:48:44for you.
00:48:47They are coming.
00:48:49But it'll be you
00:48:50and not Luke
00:48:51who they beam up
00:48:52into their ship.
00:48:53And I wouldn't say no.
00:48:56Thank you, Christopher.
00:49:16Nice thing.
00:49:17Busted together.
00:49:19Perfect.
00:49:20Here we go.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:24Oh.
00:49:26Oh, yeah.
00:49:54Man, it's too much.
00:50:26I take it this was the venue Arpt chose for their reach-out?
00:50:30Interesting choice given Jacob Lewis's demise.
00:50:33This is my fault.
00:50:35Why?
00:50:36I found both bodies.
00:50:38I've tapped into some kind of dark energy vortex.
00:50:41Well, I think that was just a weird coincidence.
00:50:47It's training time again.
00:50:48Really?
00:50:52No way.
00:50:53I'm done with speed golf.
00:50:55Body count's too high.
00:50:59Time of death?
00:51:00Judging by his body temperature, maybe between 3 and 5 a.m.
00:51:05How similar are his injuries to the first victim's?
00:51:09He has a head injury on his right temple
00:51:12and symmetrical marking on his forehead.
00:51:14But look, Mike, he has burn marks on both hands.
00:51:20Course?
00:51:22Too early to say.
00:51:29Did you burn another circle yesterday on Fairway 6?
00:51:33No.
00:51:34Did you see anyone this morning on the course?
00:51:36No.
00:51:37Was the circle a perfect circle?
00:51:42So, who died?
00:51:43I can't say.
00:51:46I can't say.
00:51:46Well, it could have been the thief.
00:51:47What thief?
00:51:48I just called into your station to report it.
00:51:50Last night, someone broke in here and stole my flamethrower.
00:51:53And my favourite drop cloth.
00:51:55Hence the tarpaulin.
00:51:57Well, modesty's important.
00:51:59I'll get fingerprints in here to see if they can pick anything up.
00:52:02Until then, don't touch anything.
00:52:04But I already put the tarp on, so technically I've touched it.
00:52:08I can see that.
00:52:12So, if I was to slowly approach that shape and pull the tarp off,
00:52:17would you try and hit me with a shovel?
00:52:19I truly am sorry about that.
00:52:23No, hold on, I'll do it.
00:52:36You can't tell anyone.
00:52:38It's a surprise for me, kids.
00:52:40It's going to be afloat for their school fundraiser.
00:52:43So when you said some things don't belong in this world...
00:52:46I just don't want Janet finding out.
00:52:48Last year, I made a Thomas a tank engine.
00:52:51And you should have seen this thing.
00:52:53It was so good.
00:52:54It was...
00:52:55Anyway, Janet busted me.
00:52:58She accused me of using this shed for moonlighting,
00:53:00and she threatened to fire me.
00:53:01She can't know.
00:53:02I can work with that.
00:53:05And you know it's perfect, right?
00:53:08Really?
00:53:09Yeah, it's absolutely perfect.
00:53:17Uh, Tash claims she didn't burn the circle,
00:53:20but her flamethrower and her drop cloth was stolen last night.
00:53:24Shut the entire course down.
00:53:25I'll be there.
00:53:26I'll put a search team together.
00:53:29Uh, Gina, can you get me some graphs up?
00:53:31Mike, you should know by now that I always know what you want.
00:53:33What the hell's going on here?
00:53:35Another person has been found dead.
00:53:37Uh, walk with me.
00:53:38Who was it?
00:53:40And what's all this gear on my fairway?
00:53:42It's too early to tell.
00:53:43Have you seen anyone on the golf course this morning?
00:53:45Well, your cop on the gate turned away the first place
00:53:47about 20 minutes ago.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:49Have you been on the fairway this morning?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51We need to close the entire golf course until further notice.
00:53:56When can I get my walking pole back?
00:53:59When you stop assaulting people with it.
00:54:03Get on with it, then.
00:54:05A little more.
00:54:06A little more.
00:54:08Oh, too much.
00:54:10Uh, Ms. Belfand, could we have a word, please?
00:54:14This is about Luke, isn't it?
00:54:16He's been abducted.
00:54:17We came by looking this morning, but we didn't get a warm reception.
00:54:20Did you see flashing lights indicating the spaceship's departure?
00:54:24He's already said he's been told to say nothing.
00:54:26Maybe he's a Robocop that missed getting the speech chip installed.
00:54:29Kirk, please be respectful.
00:54:30I think his silence is a really good sign.
00:54:32The cops are in full-on cover-up mode.
00:54:34Luke has been abducted.
00:54:36He's probably communing with the Cosmic Overlords right now.
00:54:40Detective, please.
00:54:42There is no need to cover this up.
00:54:43It's positive news.
00:54:46Luke Lamara's body was found on the course this morning.
00:54:51Oh, damn.
00:54:52Damn, damn.
00:54:53Oh my god, it's another triple-A event.
00:54:55There's no evidence to suggest that.
00:54:57Two deaths, days apart, at the same location?
00:55:00Of course it's another abduction attempt.
00:55:02Is there a crop circle?
00:55:04Once again, there was a burnt circle of grass, which appears to be man-made.
00:55:08But you can't be sure.
00:55:09How stupid are you?
00:55:10Can you not see the parallels?
00:55:12Did he have a head injury?
00:55:13And an unusual marking on his forehead.
00:55:16There you go.
00:55:17God damn it, we missed it, damn it.
00:55:20Zelda, could I look at your model spaceship again, please?
00:55:22Yeah, Christopher, please.
00:55:26Do you think he suffered?
00:55:28I should never left him alone.
00:55:33Identical.
00:55:34That says it all.
00:55:35They came for me after all the year.
00:55:41I'm Detective Shepard, please follow me.
00:55:45But why is he dead?
00:55:47Well, that's a good question.
00:55:48And when we find the offender, we will be asking them that.
00:55:52Just as a matter of interest.
00:55:54Where were you two this morning between 3 and 5 a.m.?
00:55:56Asleep in my motel, missing all the action.
00:55:59Alone with your dreams, I guess.
00:56:01You got it.
00:56:01Mm-hmm.
00:56:02And you, Christopher?
00:56:03Ripping up the sheets, eh, Chris?
00:56:05Yeah, I was with Zelda.
00:56:11Christopher, you are something out of this world.
00:56:15Yes, I was, uh, occupied.
00:56:18Stop pointing your finger at us.
00:56:20They killed Luke.
00:56:22They killed Luke because he was going to reveal top secret intel today in his keynote speech.
00:56:27He had proof that aliens live among us.
00:56:29When you say they...
00:56:31You.
00:56:31They.
00:56:32Them.
00:56:32The SIS.
00:56:33CIA.
00:56:34FBI.
00:56:35Governments.
00:56:36Luke's blood is on their hands.
00:56:39Your hands.
00:56:39Every last one of them.
00:56:42Your overhead project is on fire.
00:56:44Here's the original.
00:56:46Luke's marking is exactly the same as the crop circle the aliens made in 2010 at the music festival when
00:56:53I was abducted.
00:56:55And you were found in that circle?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58Oh my god, it's a message.
00:57:00Marking Luke with your design is saying they want you.
00:57:04Why would they kill him?
00:57:05Well, miscalculation.
00:57:06Unintentional, I'm sure.
00:57:07Military assassination, more likely.
00:57:10Everyone's opinion is welcome.
00:57:12Down at the station.
00:57:23So, what were you guys doing at the golf course last night?
00:57:26I was in charge of the lighting and sound system.
00:57:28And playing the music?
00:57:29Yeah, playing the music.
00:57:32Impressive.
00:57:34Yeah, I did grade one piano as a kid.
00:57:36I know my way around the keys.
00:57:37It's not about how many notes, it's plainly more feeling.
00:57:40And staying awake.
00:57:42Oh, come on, bro.
00:57:43Too soon.
00:57:43God!
00:57:45He had one job.
00:57:47Look, playing score intergalactically could be my big break.
00:57:50Like, the biggest stage.
00:57:51Actually, the biggest.
00:57:52And it's still expanding.
00:57:54How old did you know the victim, Luke Lomaro?
00:57:57Uh, not at all.
00:57:58Nah, but he was awesome.
00:58:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:00Real nice guy.
00:58:01Yeah, hanging in there even after Zelda shut it down and sent us home.
00:58:04Yeah, so brave.
00:58:05Paid the ultimate price.
00:58:07For man and alien kind.
00:58:14Okay.
00:58:17I understand that Luke was some kind of offering to attract the aliens?
00:58:22But not a sacrificial one.
00:58:24Luke was to be abducted, just as I was.
00:58:27To be used as an interspecies cultural exchange before being returned to us safely.
00:58:33Was there anyone in your group, perhaps, Earth-based, shall we say, who had any issues with Luke?
00:58:41Of course not.
00:58:42We were all rooting for him.
00:58:44And we all wanted him to succeed.
00:58:46Did you and Luke get along?
00:58:48Sure.
00:58:49He's a believer.
00:58:50A bit mainstream, but committed.
00:58:53You're very committed too, aren't you, Kirk?
00:58:56I believe in alien life.
00:58:58It's no crime.
00:58:59I didn't say it was.
00:59:03Why didn't you volunteer to be abducted?
00:59:06My time will come.
00:59:08Zelda has the connection.
00:59:09She believed Luke was the one.
00:59:12How did that make you feel?
00:59:15Fine.
00:59:16Your relationship with Christopher Kramer.
00:59:19He's such a sweet man.
00:59:21Yet you didn't choose for him to be abducted.
00:59:24He wasn't ready.
00:59:26Christopher can be a little anxious at times.
00:59:30And the aliens seek constancy.
00:59:33Or maybe you were fearful of losing him.
00:59:36Why would I think that?
00:59:37Perhaps you knew that whoever went into that circle would die.
00:59:42How well did you get on with Luke?
00:59:45As well as I did with any of the other members.
00:59:48Do you know if he had any enemies?
00:59:50Anyone he didn't get on with?
00:59:52Do you know if he had any enemies?
00:59:53No.
00:59:54Well, yes, actually, um, maybe.
00:59:59Is that multiple choice?
01:00:04Do you have something you want to share?
01:00:09Do I want to?
01:00:10No.
01:00:12Should I?
01:00:13I don't know.
01:00:14Will I?
01:00:15I mean, I could.
01:00:18This has to stay between us.
01:00:20Well, that depends on whether or not what you've got to say is any value.
01:00:24If it's just more conspiracy theory, then sure, it won't go any further.
01:00:27No, it's not.
01:00:29Really, Christopher?
01:00:30Are you sure you're not just wasting my time?
01:00:33What I say and believe has value.
01:00:35I am a fully integrated member of society.
01:00:38Then prove it.
01:00:39What do you know?
01:00:41So, I saw Luke and Kirk the other night arguing.
01:00:46About alien weaponry or?
01:00:48I don't know.
01:00:49I couldn't make it out, but it was heated and tense.
01:00:54When was this?
01:00:56Three nights ago.
01:00:57Where?
01:00:58Here.
01:00:59Down the side of this station.
01:01:01What were they doing?
01:01:03Kirk had petrol.
01:01:05He wanted to burn the station down and Luke was trying to stop it.
01:01:08And why would Kirk want to do that?
01:01:11Because he knows a lot.
01:01:13Every station has one.
01:01:14It's criminal.
01:01:15Like a scrambling device?
01:01:16An electronic beacon.
01:01:18Sprays the night sky to interfere with extraterrestrial spacecraft.
01:01:22Police stations don't have those.
01:01:24I'm starting to wonder about you.
01:01:26You committed or not?
01:01:29And you just happened to be across the road while Kirk was trying to torch the place?
01:01:37Yes.
01:01:39Doing my best to be a fully integrated member of society.
01:01:50There you go.
01:01:5111.27pm.
01:01:53Three nights ago.
01:01:56Chris Kramer was telling the truth.
01:01:58It's the first time for everything.
01:02:04It's the first time for us.
01:02:05A witness claims that several nights ago you and Luke Lamarro had an altercation outside this police station.
01:02:11He was preventing you from committing arson.
01:02:18We have it on CCTV.
01:02:26So what?
01:02:27I didn't do it?
01:02:28But you were clearly very angry with Luke.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31He stopped me from setting things right.
01:02:34I know what goes on here.
01:02:36I know you have an electronic beacon on the roof of this building sending interference scrambling into planetary communications.
01:02:42That interference is probably what caused the malfunction on the spacecraft which led to the death of Luke and the
01:02:47other guy.
01:02:49It's you who are responsible.
01:02:51You're right Kirk.
01:02:52We do have an electronic beacon on the roof.
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56You actually admit it.
01:02:57It's called a shortwave radio.
01:02:59We use it in emergencies and a bid to help save lives.
01:03:03You're going to be charged with attempted arson.
01:03:05What?
01:03:06I didn't do it.
01:03:07I think the key word here is attempted.
01:03:10I'll be back shortly with the paperwork.
01:03:15Wow.
01:03:16And I thought Chris Kramer was crazy.
01:03:19We still don't have enough.
01:03:24Kirk and Luke would butt heads occasionally, differing opinions.
01:03:27But Kirk would never go that far not to hurt Luke.
01:03:32While he was prepared to burn down the police station.
01:03:36Posturing, I'm sure.
01:03:37Back to last night, you called off the ceremony. Why?
01:03:41We were feeling the cold.
01:03:43Guessing it was around 2am.
01:03:52Fear I have failed you again.
01:03:54It's not your fault.
01:03:55Maybe it's Luke.
01:03:57He's just not ready.
01:04:02Everyone, listen up.
01:04:05Frodo, please.
01:04:10I think we should call it a night.
01:04:12I apologize to you all.
01:04:14I've led you all down another blind alley.
01:04:17In this case, a cold, dark alley without cosmic light.
01:04:24It's not your fault.
01:04:24Tomorrow, I will resign as the president.
01:04:26Zelda, you can't.
01:04:27No, it's too late.
01:04:28I'm too tired to talk.
01:04:29Let's pack up and go.
01:04:33Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:35I'm staying.
01:04:36I'm certain they're coming for me.
01:04:39I'm happy to stay on my own.
01:04:41Oh, gosh, Luke.
01:04:42Your dedication is so moving.
01:04:47I want you to take over for me.
01:04:49You must lead up from here.
01:04:52But you...
01:04:52Shh.
01:04:53Just think about it.
01:05:02I'll see a big conflitazi to the masters from you.
01:05:07Thank you, Luke.
01:05:08You are a hero.
01:05:17Come on, people.
01:05:18Let's go.
01:05:35That was the last time I ever saw it.
01:05:39I'm so self-absorbed I didn't even look back.
01:05:43He's such a brave man.
01:05:47You and Christopher, you went home?
01:05:49Back to Christopher's, yes.
01:05:55Excuse me.
01:05:59Kristen Sims.
01:06:00Hi, it's Freya.
01:06:09I hope you didn't call me here just to help with these.
01:06:13I'm so over it.
01:06:14You know, washing dishes is a little outside my job description.
01:06:19Lucky you.
01:06:24So, it could be nothing.
01:06:26Try me.
01:06:27I was unloading the car just before.
01:06:29Need a hand there?
01:06:31Um, no.
01:06:33I'm all good.
01:06:33So, that thing the other day with your boss, it's no biggie, right?
01:06:37Jacob's dead.
01:06:38I know.
01:06:39And he had nothing to do with me.
01:06:40I didn't even know the guy.
01:06:42If you say so.
01:06:43I do.
01:06:45So, we all good?
01:06:48What did he mean by that thing the other day?
01:06:53Jacob used to park outside on the yellow lines.
01:06:56He'd always get tickets.
01:06:57Then, a few days ago, he was getting towed and it got ugly.
01:07:01You can't tow me, man.
01:07:02This is my restaurant.
01:07:03I park here all the time.
01:07:04Hey!
01:07:05Hey!
01:07:05You're a thug, you know what I mean?
01:07:08Cross the line, mate.
01:07:09Don't ever start while you can't finish.
01:07:11Just breathe, breathe.
01:07:14Don't ever grab someone from behind.
01:07:17That was a dumb move.
01:07:22It may be nothing, but...
01:07:23No.
01:07:23Thanks, Frey.
01:07:24You've been a big help.
01:07:25Oh, and the dishes are...
01:07:26What if I could?
01:07:37Hi, bud.
01:07:39We need to talk.
01:07:49You lied to me, bud.
01:07:53About not knowing Jacob Lewis.
01:07:56We have a witness who saw you tow his car from outside his burger restaurant.
01:08:02So, do you admit to towing Jacob Lewis' car?
01:08:07Yes.
01:08:08And do you admit to punching Mr Lewis in the stomach?
01:08:13Do you know why I like my job?
01:08:16Tell me.
01:08:17Because it's a job.
01:08:19After my conviction, it was the only job I could get.
01:08:22I need a job to pay my rent while I'm training.
01:08:24I'm training to be a decathlete.
01:08:26That's my dream.
01:08:27I wouldn't do anything to jeopardise that.
01:08:29That doesn't really answer my question.
01:08:30Did the witness also say it was self-defence?
01:08:32That Lewis had a go at me first?
01:08:34Or nah, they left that part out?
01:08:40I'm going to ask you again.
01:08:43The day before yesterday morning, did you see Jacob Lewis between 7am and 8am at the Brokenwood
01:08:48Golf Course?
01:08:49No.
01:08:52After you got the towing call out, which direction did you leave the course?
01:08:56Towards the car park, of course.
01:09:02If this is the car park, where were you training?
01:09:06I don't know.
01:09:07I'm not a golfer.
01:09:08I'm just looking for open space, you know?
01:09:10Jacob Lewis was found dead on the 13th fairway.
01:09:15We know he was killed by a blow to the head, the wound matching the curvature of your discus.
01:09:21We know that you and the victim argued the day before,
01:09:25which leads us to believe there was some intent behind the discus hitting Mr Lewis.
01:09:30No.
01:09:30Oh, come on, bud.
01:09:33You lost your cool.
01:09:34It had happened before.
01:09:36I videoed myself.
01:09:37What?
01:09:38I filmed myself so I can watch my form.
01:09:44There was a new pivot through, by the way.
01:09:47Got right on the money.
01:09:50And that's when I got the phone call.
01:09:55Here, bud?
01:09:56Yeah.
01:09:56Free for a job?
01:09:57Yeah, for sure.
01:09:58Car v car.
01:09:59No, it's ours.
01:10:00So, tell him more.
01:10:01No, I'll be there.
01:10:01Five.
01:10:02Copy.
01:10:08We will need a copy of this video.
01:10:10The weapon could be a golf club, but hard to say without the actual club to make a match.
01:10:16But the head injury was fatal?
01:10:18No, Mike.
01:10:20The cause of that was cardiac arrest.
01:10:22He suffered severe arrhythmia.
01:10:23Caused by?
01:10:24It was triggered by an electrical shock.
01:10:26See?
01:10:28This indicates the entry point of the electrical current.
01:10:32Given the storm last night, could he have been struck by lightning?
01:10:35Highly unlikely.
01:10:37For him to be struck by a lightning bolt on both hands, he must have been playing volleyball.
01:10:42Volleyball?
01:10:43Like this or this.
01:10:46I love volleyball.
01:10:47Have you ever played, Mike?
01:10:48Ah, not in a very long time.
01:10:51Could Luke's hands and the grass have been burnt by the same source?
01:10:55No.
01:10:56A naked flame burned the grass.
01:10:58Oh.
01:11:01And the mark on his head?
01:11:04Freshly done, within the last 18 hours.
01:11:07The ink is mark-a-pen.
01:11:10Beach volleyball is my favorite.
01:11:12The men wear swimming briefs.
01:11:14In Russia, they are called plavki.
01:11:17And they are?
01:11:19Budgie smugglers, Mike.
01:11:21Very athletic.
01:11:39That's it.
01:11:4268 meters.
01:11:48That's it.
01:11:5268 meters.
01:11:56The tow truck call-out center verified that Bud Johnson received a call from them at 7.04 AM.
01:12:03And his video puts him exactly here.
01:12:07He's our man.
01:12:16We're satisfied there was no intent to injure Jacob Lawson.
01:12:19And I swear no one's that accurate.
01:12:2268 meters.
01:12:24At the point of contact, yes.
01:12:26Wow.
01:12:27I know.
01:12:28I looked it up.
01:12:30Connor Bell's New Zealand record is 69.5 meters.
01:12:34Repeat 68 and you'll qualify for the Commonwealth Games.
01:12:39I still killed a bloke though, didn't I?
01:12:45That played out then?
01:12:47Death by a careless use of an Olympic-approved sporting implement.
01:12:51One down, one to go.
01:12:54Are we calling it?
01:12:55It's another homicide.
01:12:57It's another homicide.
01:12:57Luke Lamara was electrocuted.
01:13:00Senior.
01:13:01Ah, thanks.
01:13:04Is there what a Belfand's on her way in?
01:13:07Uh, do you perhaps need Christopher as your support person?
01:13:11No, no, I'm fine.
01:13:15We've been so shaken by Luke's death.
01:13:18He's struggling as well, I can tell.
01:13:21And, uh, I'm struggling to conceal it from him.
01:13:28What do you need to conceal?
01:13:32That, um...
01:13:35I'm responsible for Luke's death.
01:13:38Both deaths in actuality.
01:13:41Go on.
01:13:43It started with a seed of negativity.
01:13:46Depressive thoughts stemming from the disappointment that I have been unable to
01:13:51physically reconnect with the aliens.
01:13:54And from that seed, there has been slow but malignant growth.
01:13:59That growth creates negative energy vibrations, which in turn quaver out into the cosmos.
01:14:09The rest I'm sure I don't need to explain.
01:14:13No, uh, please enlighten us.
01:14:16Well, the aliens absorb those vibrations.
01:14:19They involuntarily act upon them by traveling here, creating an interspecies, co-killing, unwittingly orchestrated by myself.
01:14:34They are the bullet.
01:14:36But I am most definitely the gun.
01:14:41Well, it may come as some relief to know that, with regards to Jacob Lewis's death, there was no alien
01:14:49involvement.
01:14:51You seem sure.
01:14:52I am.
01:14:53Uh, Mr. Lewis was killed by an earth-based object.
01:14:56Uh, an accident.
01:14:58I detect cynicism, detective, and I thought we were past that.
01:15:02Not cynicism.
01:15:04Fact.
01:15:05And Luke?
01:15:06That is more perplexing.
01:15:11I left him out there like a lamb to the slaughter.
01:15:16I lay awake trying to stop those negative vibrations emanating.
01:15:21Holding them back.
01:15:23Good to no avail.
01:15:26With Christopher.
01:15:28What?
01:15:28You lay awake with Christopher.
01:15:31I didn't hear him.
01:15:33But you were in bed together.
01:15:35Did he tell you that?
01:15:38Awkwardly, yes.
01:15:40Yeah, I was with Zelda.
01:15:44Occupied.
01:15:44Christopher, bless him.
01:15:46What do you mean?
01:15:48Well, Christopher is an interesting man.
01:15:50But he's not ready for some things.
01:15:53And nor am I in that regard.
01:15:57Even though he's your fiancé?
01:16:01Christopher would like to be my fiancé.
01:16:04But, well, perhaps one day when we're both ready.
01:16:10I'm sorry, I'm confused.
01:16:13I'm still married.
01:16:14I have been for 16 years.
01:16:28Ah, just the man we wanted to see.
01:16:30Well, I don't want to see you.
01:16:32Ah, Kirk, the feeling is entirely mutual.
01:16:34We're not interested in you.
01:16:36You can bugger off.
01:16:36You can't say that.
01:16:37I just did. Go on, get out of here.
01:16:42Ah, convention's finished.
01:16:44We're holding a visual for Luke tonight.
01:16:45A few questions first.
01:16:47Sure.
01:16:47Yeah, I'll just put this in the car.
01:16:48No, no.
01:16:50Questions first.
01:16:52Sure, yeah.
01:16:53Um, yeah, questions are good.
01:16:54They provide answers like, like, um, how long's a piece of string?
01:16:58And what's in the box?
01:17:01No idea.
01:17:01It's not my box.
01:17:02I'm just holding it for a friend.
01:17:03Well, let's take a look then, shall we?
01:17:08Allow me.
01:17:13Hey!
01:17:14Hey!
01:17:15Hey!
01:17:16Where's the hide?
01:17:22Come on.
01:17:29You've got nothing.
01:17:30You can try, but you'll never take me down.
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:34What was that last bit?
01:17:35I didn't quite hear you.
01:17:37This is your car, Christopher?
01:17:39No!
01:17:43No!
01:17:55Oh, Christopher.
01:18:28Sorry to keep you waiting, Christopher.
01:18:30We just had to verify a few things.
01:18:39This is the property of the Broken Wood Golf Course.
01:18:43How did it end up in your car?
01:18:46Never seen it before?
01:18:48Even though your fingerprints are all over it.
01:18:51Strange.
01:18:53This drop cloth and this golf club, again, the property of the Broken Wood Golf Club,
01:18:59were also in your car.
01:19:00How do you explain that?
01:19:04Obviously, someone's broken into my vehicle and put them both there.
01:19:07Who?
01:19:08I think it might be Kirk.
01:19:10Why would Kirk want to do that?
01:19:13Ask him.
01:19:14He might just do that.
01:19:16And while we're at it, ask him how he managed to get your fingerprints all over the items.
01:19:21But are they really?
01:19:22Uh, yep.
01:19:23There they are.
01:19:26And the other interesting thing about this is the, um, the grass residue.
01:19:30There is a pattern here to here.
01:19:38It's like the grass has all been flattened in the one direction.
01:19:41A flow from the outside to the center.
01:19:44Which, in itself, might mean very little, except?
01:19:49This grass, it's a definite match to the samples from the fake crop circle.
01:19:55That place is this drop cloth at the crime scene.
01:20:02From now on, no more extraterrestrial excuses, Christopher.
01:20:07We're dealing in facts.
01:20:09Your fingerprints on stolen items traceable to the crime scene.
01:20:13Did you kill Luke Lamarro?
01:20:17No.
01:20:19Christopher, where were you between three and five a.m. this morning?
01:20:22In my home.
01:20:23Alone?
01:20:24No, I was but, you know, Zelda.
01:20:27In the same room or separate?
01:20:29The same room.
01:20:30In the bedroom?
01:20:31Yes, of course.
01:20:33Was she sleeping?
01:20:34Why does that matter?
01:20:35Well, if she was sleeping, she wouldn't be able to verify that you remained in the house between three and
01:20:40five a.m.
01:20:44She was not sleeping.
01:20:46You sure about that?
01:20:47Yes, of course, because we were, you know.
01:20:52What?
01:20:55We were expressing our love.
01:21:01Sex.
01:21:03For two hours.
01:21:05Yes.
01:21:07Two hours.
01:21:08Wow.
01:21:09That's a lot of love, given you had such a big night waiting for a close encounter with alien kind.
01:21:15Well, she was feeling down and she, um, she needed comfort.
01:21:19The thing is, Christopher, that doesn't really line up with Zelda's version of events.
01:21:24I'm still married.
01:21:25Married to you?
01:21:27When I was abducted aboard the alien spacecraft, there was a marriage ceremony.
01:21:35Sadly, we didn't have time to consummate.
01:21:38So I have been keeping myself ready for that day.
01:21:43So, uh, no, um, Christopher and I are in a platonic relationship, and to make things easier on Christopher, we
01:21:53do not share a bad time.
01:21:54They, they will come for him.
01:21:57I'm not so sure anymore.
01:21:59Good night.
01:22:01Good night.
01:22:02So, if, in between three and five a.m., you weren't comforting your almost but not quite yet fiance with
01:22:12two hours of your manhood, then what were you doing?
01:22:17Let me jog your memory. You were feeling overlooked.
01:22:22Can I please have a volunteer to offer themselves up as an abductee?
01:22:27Oh, Christopher. No, sorry. We already have a volunteer. We don't want the Cosmic Ovalors to have to choose between
01:22:33the two of you.
01:22:35As Zelda's most devoted follower must have hurt you a little.
01:22:39Hurt choosing Luke over you.
01:22:43Teaching him on your knees.
01:22:47Favouring him over you.
01:22:49I want you to take over from me.
01:22:52You must lead Hurt from here.
01:22:54Bitch.
01:22:55Just think about it.
01:23:00Luke, you are the chosen one.
01:23:05Favouring him over you.
01:23:09A person who was alive.
01:23:13So, even with Zelda lying awake, the fact that you weren't sharing a room meant that you were able to
01:23:19slip out of the house.
01:23:24into the greenkeeper's shed where you knew a flamethrower was kept
01:23:29and any number of potentially lethal weapons.
01:24:07What better way to validate Zola's beliefs and remove your competition?
01:24:21But it didn't kill him, did it, Christopher? That blow? It didn't kill him, did it?
01:24:32No. I, um, had to make it look like there'd been a visit.
01:24:38My cosmic master.
01:24:55Pesky gloves.
01:25:06Pesky gloves.
01:25:09Pesky. Pesky.
01:25:13Gloves.
01:25:23Pesky gloves.
01:25:24Pesky gloves.
01:25:30Pesky gloves.
01:25:32Pesky gloves.
01:25:35Pesky gloves.
01:25:36Pesky gloves.
01:25:37Pesky gloves.
01:25:39Pesky gloves.
01:25:40Pesky gloves.
01:25:40Pesky gloves.
01:25:43Pesky gloves.
01:25:44Pesky gloves.
01:25:44Pesky gloves.
01:25:47What does this mean?
01:25:50It means you killed Luke Lamarro to impress your girlfriend.
01:25:58I'm no longer a fully integrated member of society.
01:26:03Am I?
01:26:29Are you tempted, Todd?
01:26:31Nah.
01:26:32We put in the hard yards though.
01:26:34No way. You never know what you'll find out there.
01:26:37For a record?
01:26:38I hate golf.
01:26:39But beach volleyball, Mike.
01:26:41I don't think you would be a natural.
01:26:51I don't know what it is with this dog.
01:26:53Keeps circling back to these burgers.
01:26:55I have a triple truffle supreme.
01:26:57I'm rather hoping you still offer the holy sinner double cheese.
01:27:01With better and beetroot fondue?
01:27:03Coming right up.
01:27:04Marvellous.
01:27:05Yummy.
01:27:06Oh God, I so love pigs.
01:27:09And cats, of course, as you can see.
01:27:11But pigs, they're the cutest thing.
01:27:14Interesting fact.
01:27:15If you died and fell into his pen, he'd eat all of you.
01:27:18Over time.
01:27:20Leaving only your teeth and your hair.
01:27:22Pigs don't eat hair.
01:27:24Lovely as yours is.
01:27:26Oh.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28That is...
01:27:29Interesting.
01:27:32As promised.
01:27:33Oh, you took your time.
01:27:35Well, since Jacob Lewis is no longer with us, no charges will be laid.
01:27:39I should hope not.
01:27:41Juffle's still on the menu there, I see.
01:27:43Oh, seems like a nice girl.
01:27:44Deserves a break.
01:27:45Doesn't strike me as a lurker.
01:27:48Hmm.
01:27:48Speaking of which, where's your off-sider?
01:27:51Detective Sims?
01:27:52Yeah, she should be here.
01:27:54Right about now.
01:27:58Woo!
01:27:59Woo!
01:28:01Woo!
01:28:05Woo!
01:28:05Standing on the corner way down here,
01:28:08watching the days go by.
01:28:11Gotta pick up a threat somewhere,
01:28:14follow to the end of the line,
01:28:17follow to the end of the line.
01:28:19We're coming peace, Earthlings.
01:28:21There's a thousand faces on this side.
01:28:23No.
01:28:23No, no.
01:28:24There you go!
01:28:31What?
01:28:38Yeah.
01:28:44What?
01:28:45Aye!
01:28:53The end?
01:28:56No, no.
01:28:57The end?
01:28:59Yeah.
01:29:14I know.
01:29:22Right now?
01:29:23Thanks for listening.
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