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00:00And he's got nerve! Call me Weenie Dog. So I bit him. What would you do? I mean, he stuck it in my face.
00:16Hey! What are you dogs doing here?
00:22Uh, here where?
00:25Where? Why, you're on my farm!
00:28Oh. What's a farm?
00:32What's a farm? Just look around. Everything you see is farm.
00:40What's it do?
00:42Do? Well, that ain't that cute.
00:45But it's wrong! It don't do nothing.
00:49You see, in the beginning, man and the land were separate.
00:53And lo, man became curious about what the land had to offer.
00:58And the land welcomed the man, saying,
01:01Come and sample of my splendor.
01:04Partake of my earthly bounty.
01:06And lo, man did partake of the splendor of the land.
01:11And it was good.
01:12And so from this sacred brotherhood of man and land, the modern farm was born.
01:21To make a long story, stubby boys, a farm is where you grow things.
01:26What things?
01:27Food!
01:28Food!
01:28What kind of food?
01:30Whatever you want!
01:32Whoa!
01:35What should we grow?
01:37Breakfast.
01:38Breakfast?
01:39Cornflakes!
01:40Corn? That's easy!
01:42Come on, I'll show you!
01:43Ah, Mother Earth!
02:01Corn!
02:02Like I said, simplest thing in the world.
02:04Just drop it in the ground and let nature do the rest.
02:08There!
02:18Well, ain't that cute?
02:21But it's rules!
02:23You gotta follow proper farming procedure.
02:26You got seeds to sow and weeds to hoe.
02:29Gotta cultivate, then irrigate.
02:31But first, you gotta plow.
02:34Now, ain't that cute?
02:46But it's wrong!
02:49Use a tractor!
02:57Hi, how we doing?
02:58Not bad.
02:59But it's still wrong!
03:01Let me show you.
03:04Proper preparation of the land ain't no job for mere dog power.
03:09You need force power!
03:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:13Oh, my God.
03:44I love the smell of nature in the morning.
03:48Smells like manure.
03:52Can we eat now?
03:53Eat? Why, you boys still got to irrigate.
03:57You do know what irrigation is, don't you?
04:02Maybe I'd better show you.
04:05Mother Nature was plenty generous with the precious gift of water.
04:09But I'm not less obliging about where she put it.
04:12There by requiring man, that's me, to take matters into his own hands.
04:18You fellas are about to see modern irrigation engineering in action.
04:22Man and nature workin' together for the good of the land.
04:40Enough to make a strong man downright damned.
04:43Gee, not much water for all this land.
04:52Sadly so.
04:54Of course, the government'll still pay me good money for what I don't grow.
04:57So much for cornflakes.
05:01Now we need some milk.
05:02Milk?
05:02That simple comes from cows.
05:05Here, they're in the barn.
05:07Okay.
05:09What's a cow?
05:10Is that a cow?
05:20Could be.
05:26Aaaaaaah!
05:28Stupid cow!
05:36Milk?
05:38Cat!
05:40Milk?
05:43Hey!
05:45He's got milk.
05:47And then...
05:48Why don't you go get it?
05:50Nice work.
06:01Time to eat?
06:03Eat?
06:04Ain't that cute?
06:07But it's wrong!
06:09Takes six months for food to grow.
06:11It's all part of the wonder of the land.
06:14And nobody loves the land more than me.
06:18Why, I guess I just about love it to death.
06:23I guess.
06:32Milk flakes!
06:36Mmm.
06:37Good breakfast.
06:39Breakfast?
06:40That's not breakfast!
06:42You boys wait right here.
06:45I'll whip you up some nice ham and eggs!
06:49Bessie!
06:50Where are you, girl?
06:52You got a date with a fried pen!
06:54Woo!
06:56Big, big, big!
06:57Come on, Bessie!
06:58I love nature!
07:00Gonna get you some breakfast!
07:01Come on, Bessie!
07:02Ha, ha, ha!
07:03Cool!
07:03My shade-enhancing satellite has finally reached optimum orbit.
07:27Soon, my nocturnal brothers, we will be able to bargain.
07:34Day or night.
07:36Let's do that crazy hand time.
07:47Enough of this super-secret paperwork.
07:49Time to visit the little buffalo's room.
07:52Ha, ha, ha, ha!
07:58Huh?
07:59Uh-huh!
08:01Uh-huh!
08:03Penny, get me secret squirrel.
08:07Oh!
08:08Secret squirrel reporting for duty, Chief.
08:10Mm-hmm.
08:11Yes, quite.
08:12No!
08:13Likewise me!
08:14Morocco!
08:15Ouchie!
08:16Mole!
08:17Some villainous someone has blocked out the sun!
08:22This lack of light is clearly the work of that insidious possum, Dr. O, and his shady gang.
08:28Don't worry, Chief.
08:29We'll shed some light on that dark villain.
08:32Quite.
08:33I'll, uh, just stay here and blindly search for...
08:36Oof!
08:41Are we there yet?
08:42According to my map of the villain's homes, Dr. O's hideout should be...
08:46just on the other side of this map.
08:49No light bulbs, no flashlights, no sunlight, no moonlight, no candlelight, no starlight, no lighthouses.
09:08Have a nice day.
09:09Hmm, looks like someone's trying to tell us something.
09:15What?
09:23For the benefit of the viewing audience, a special filter will be applied to the following scenes so our fans may see all the action in total darkness.
09:32Obviously, that was one of Dr. O's light-exterminating devices.
09:42Secret, are you all right?
09:45I can't see, Morocco.
09:48Too bad you don't have nocturnal vision like me.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Eureka, Morocco!
09:54I'm over here, Secret.
09:56Oh.
09:57Eureka, Morocco!
09:58You'll be my seeing eye mole.
10:05Oh, Secret, you always have such bright ideas.
10:16We're here.
10:17Where?
10:18Where?
10:20In my lair.
10:23Dr. O, at last we meet face to face.
10:27Much as I'd like to hang out and chat with the back of your head, I must destroy you now.
10:34Get them back, boys.
10:42Who's there?
10:45Morocco!
10:45Oh, boy, inflation sure hits hard these days.
10:50Tell me which way to punch.
10:55Quick, Secret, swing to your left.
10:59Ow!
11:01Oopsie.
11:02I made your right.
11:04Your left.
11:07Here it comes again.
11:09Swing.
11:12I'm so confused.
11:13Oh, Secret, I think I know how to do it this time.
11:22This is my right hand, right?
11:23Take my right hand.
11:25I mean, my left hand.
11:27And...
11:27Never mind, Morocco.
11:29I'll do it myself.
11:31I'll do it myself.
11:33I'll do it myself.
11:34I'll do it myself.
11:36Ha ha ha ha...
11:49Jane!
12:00Yeah... secret! He's our man!
12:03Swing to your left! Swing to your right!
12:06Stand up! Sit down! Fight! Fight! Fight!
12:11I did it! Too bad I didn't see me do it.
12:15Oh, I saw it firsthand.
12:18So long as my little satellite is doing its thing, you'll never see anything again, you puny sunlight!
12:27Aha!
12:29Hiya!
12:42Huh?
12:49Ow!
12:52Cock-a-doodle-doo!
12:55Cock-a-doodle-doo!
12:58Cock-a-doodle-
13:01Ah! Forget it!
13:07It must think needed an idea! That's it! An idea!
13:15Ah! My eyes!
13:18You think your eyes hurt? Where will you feel your nose?
13:23This'll put an end to your dark scheme.
13:25Another dastardly deed foiled by yours to...
13:32What?
13:35Oopsie!
13:37I'll say.
13:38When will secrets solve this dark mystery so I can find the little buffalo's room?
13:47What?
13:48We already have, Chief.
13:49Then why is it still so dark?
13:52Because it's night time.
13:53You forgot to turn on the lights.
13:55Quite.
13:57Well...
13:58If you'll excuse me, I really must go...
14:01Who?
14:02Who is in there?
14:05I'll be out in a minute, Chief.
14:07Do you want the seat up or down?
14:10Oh my God!
14:11Oh my God!
14:12Oh my God!
14:13Oh my God!
14:14Hey!
14:15Give me a boost!
14:17Now?
14:18Yeah, hurry up!
14:19I need a pull!
14:20My gum!
14:21Hey, give me a boost.
14:35Now?
14:36Yeah, hurry up.
14:38I need a pool.
14:39My gum.
14:41Oh, forget it.
14:45I'm coming back.
14:47Hey, where are you?
14:51Help!
14:57Help!
15:02How is it?
15:04A little dry.
15:13Now how is it?
15:15Hey, that's better.
15:17Do it again.
15:21More?
15:23Yeah, keep going.
15:25Hey, what's the matter?
15:27Hey, what's the matter?
15:51I'm dry.
15:54You can't be dry.
15:56You got so much spin, it's coming out of your head.
16:08You're right.
16:09And when you're right, you're right.
16:10And you're right.
16:11Right?
16:12Light.
16:13Light.
16:21Sport!
16:22Do that again!
16:24How?
16:29I think I know.
16:31Here, grab this line and hold on tight.
16:52Johnny goes up, okay, what do you got?
17:19Ah, heavenly ham, perspicuous porterhouse, and anchors of delectable lunchmockers.
17:31Soup!
17:40Ah, two hungry little doggies you are looking like.
17:44A dog I have once, his name was Stolik.
17:51Hard times would it have in those days, barely enough money for food to have.
17:57It was him?
18:00Or me?
18:02Oh, Stolik!
18:04Come back to Poppy!
18:06To you guys, I make it up!
18:12I get you food to eat!
18:23You are seeing what you like?
18:26Yeah!
18:27Well then, eat!
18:30It is great, eh?
18:36Hey, you got a bucket?
18:37Quick, quick!
18:39A bucket?
18:40A bucket you cannot eat?
18:43How about some...
18:45meat?
18:46No, no!
18:47A bucket first!
18:48A bucket!
18:49A bucket!
18:50A bucket!
18:51A bucket!
18:52A bucket!
18:53A bucket!
18:54A bucket!
18:55Okay!
18:57A deal we make!
18:58A bucket full of...
19:00MEAT!
19:02You eat me the bucket for you to have!
19:05It's a deal!
19:06Okay, here you go!
19:16What's a mother you?
19:17Why you now eat meat?
19:20It'll spoil my dinner!
19:22I'm having soup!
19:25Let me go!
19:27What you are doing?
19:29My ancestors come over on both!
19:33Not for this!
19:34Out of my store!
19:36Out of my store!
19:42Okay!
19:43Fill her up!
19:55You need a dentist!
19:59Idea!
20:01No, ma'am!
20:02It's you that needs a dentist!
20:04I'll hold him down!
20:05And you make him spit in this bucket!
20:07Okay!
20:09Well, that seems simple enough!
20:11Are you ready, Johnny?
20:12No!
20:14Well, don't worry!
20:15Everything will be all right!
20:18Spit!
20:19Spit!
20:20Spit!
20:21Spit!
20:22The bucket!
20:23No!
20:24Bucket!
20:25Hey!
20:26Make sure he spits in the bucket and then it goes in the bucket!
20:28And the...
20:29Do you mind?
20:31Whoa!
20:32Look at those little devils!
20:34You got a real problem, son!
20:36Who, me?
20:37I think you should be the one in that chair!
20:39I think you should be the one in that chair!
20:44Open wide!
20:46Ah!
20:48This won't hurt one bit!
20:50One bit!
20:57You don't look so good!
20:59How about some soup?
21:01My help!
21:02Mm!
21:09Ahh!
21:14Woo!
21:16Woo!
21:20Woo!
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