00:35He put them darn drops in my eye, so's I can't see a thing!
00:39See?
00:42So I'd like to buy me a guide dog!
00:46Very good, sir.
00:48A... guide dog?
00:50Better make that two dogs!
00:53One for each eye.
00:55I'm sorry, sir, but this is a Wiggs...
00:57Hey, how much for this little pup?
01:01Mmm, he feels pretty good!
01:05But I want the best two dogs you got!
01:08And I'm willing to pay big bucks for them!
01:11Cash!
01:13I'm sorry, but...
01:19Wait here, I'll see what I can do!
01:27I gotta find a hydrant!
01:30Okay, okay!
01:32But first, let's build a submarine!
01:38What's a submarine?
01:39I don't know!
01:40Ah!
01:43Okay, boys!
01:44Take me home!
01:46Hmm...
01:47Hmm...
01:48Ehh...
01:49Stop!
01:50Ehh...
01:51That's the wrong way!
01:52Follow me!
01:53I know a shortcut!
01:54Hmm...
01:55Ehhhh...
01:56Um...
01:57Stop!
01:58Ehhhh!
01:59Ehhhh!
02:00That's the wrong way!
02:01Follow me!
02:02I know a shortcut!
02:03That's the wrong way! Follow me! I know a shortcut!
02:14Shortcut's this way!
02:16Good, cause I still gotta find a hydrant.
02:33Am I home yet?
02:40Home? Shortcut's this way!
03:03Oh!
03:07Am I home yet?
03:09Hmm... Shortcut's this way!
03:34Am I home yet?
03:55Who's the fat guy?
03:57I don't know! Maybe he knows the way to the shortcut!
04:04Maybe not!
04:17Hey!
04:20Am I home yet?
04:33S...
04:36H...
04:38O...
04:39R...
04:40T...
04:41C...
04:42U...
04:43Shortcut!
04:44Must be right through here!
04:46I still gotta find a hydrant!
05:00Hydrant!
05:01Hydrant!
05:02Let's see!
05:06Hey look!
05:07U...
05:08P!
05:09U-P!
05:10Sounds perfect!
05:11That's what you wanna do, right?
05:13Let's see if it works!
05:16Did it work?
05:20Nope!
05:21Try again!
05:26Ah!
05:27Uh...
05:28Oof!
05:29Oh!
05:30Ooh!
05:31You move around!
05:32Oh!
05:33Oof!
05:36Ahh!
05:37Ah!
05:38Ah!
05:39Ahh!
05:42Haa!
05:43Am I home yet?
05:57Am I home yet?
05:58Am I home yet?
06:10My glasses!
06:12My glasses!
06:13Anybody see my glasses?
06:15Uh-oh.
06:17Huh?
06:21My glasses!
06:23They're ruined!
06:25Hey!
06:27I can see!
06:29I can see!
06:30I can see!
06:30I can see!
06:33What am I doing here?
06:36This isn't home!
06:38Home!
06:38Follow me!
06:39I know a shortcut!
06:41A shortcut?
06:42Well, isn't that cute?
06:45But it's wrong!
06:48This time, I'm going my way!
06:56Hey!
06:57A fire truck!
07:02Hey!
07:03Wait for me!
07:04What do you mean?
07:08Wow!
07:09You missed a spot!
07:22What do you mean?
07:22You missed a spot!
07:24Oh!
07:24Come on!
07:25What do you mean?
07:26Super secret message for you, Chief.
07:32Hmm, this is a crisis.
07:34Get me Secret Squirrel.
07:36Ooh!
07:37Secret Squirrel reporting for duty, Chief.
07:40Likewise me, Monaco Moore.
07:46Quite.
07:47Due to government spending cutbacks,
07:49the Super Secret Service budget is being reduced 50%.
07:53You can count on us to help, Chief.
07:56Good show, Secret.
07:57You're fired.
07:58Penny, you're my new top agent
08:00and the reduced rookie salary, of course.
08:03Morocco, you'll take Penny's place as my assistant.
08:05There.
08:06The budget is balanced.
08:17No problem.
08:18I needed a vacation anyway.
08:20It'll give me a chance to relax,
08:22catch up with my reading,
08:23enjoy life,
08:24eat out more often.
08:25Ah, this is the life.
08:34Oh, cool.
08:35This is a perfect color for me.
08:38Oh, yes.
08:39And if you twist that last curling attachment to the left,
08:42it converts into a dandy little flamethrower.
08:45Really?
08:49Cool.
08:49I'll be your best executive assistant ever, Chief.
08:55And I'll start by reorganizing his files.
08:58Penny always kept them in fine order.
09:00Oopsie, I found a boo-boo gold flipper is filed under G.
09:06Yes.
09:07Well, perhaps that's because his name begins with a G.
09:11He should be under C for criminal.
09:17This is great.
09:18I've got all the time in the world.
09:20Time to water my plants,
09:22play cards,
09:23bake muffins.
09:24Hold it right there.
09:32You'll never get away with this calamari, kid.
09:34Uh-oh.
09:46Oh, Holy!
09:49Oh, man!
09:53Fck!
09:54Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Aaaaaah!
10:11Aaaaaah!
10:17I'll stop him.
10:31Aaaaaah!
10:33Aaaaaah!
10:41I can't take it anymore.
10:45Just take me to jail, lady,
10:47so I can be rehabilitated
10:49and learn to lead an honest life.
10:53Aaaaaah!
10:59On our next show,
11:01vicious overweight chihuahuas
11:03and the elderly women who love them.
11:05Vicious overweight women and the elderly chihuahuas that love
11:07anorexic chihuahuas
11:09and the overweight women who make them wear
11:11vicious sweaters.
11:13Queen B is under B.
11:15I think I will put her in
11:17or C for criminal.
11:19So, I had to crawl
11:25on my hands and knees across an acre
11:27of broken broccoli spears.
11:29But it was worth it to put those cagey
11:31pimento twins behind bars.
11:33Ah, fascinating story secret.
11:35Gosh, we'll just look at the time.
11:37Hey, come on, don't be such a
11:39clock watcher. Let me tell you about the time
11:41I defeated the dreaded Dr. O.
11:43Some other time, maybe.
11:45We really ought to get back to cleaning up the mean streets.
11:47Adios!
11:49Adios!
11:51Snoops! Blabber! Don't go!
11:53You work any time!
11:55Stay a while!
11:57What do you say to one of their game of darts?
11:59Best two out of three?
12:01Okay, one quick game of canasta.
12:03Come on, fellas!
12:05Fellas?
12:09You'll never get away from me,
12:11you cheaty chipmunk!
12:13Welcome to the party, sister.
12:15I got a few friends just aching to meet you.
12:19This blow dryer fires 50 rounds per second.
12:23Which one of you wants a permanent?
12:25Uh-oh!
12:27Must have picked up the wrong one.
12:29Looks like the squirrely girly blew it.
12:31Don't ever call me girly!
12:33Morocco, take a letter.
12:35One moment, chief.
12:37I just have one more fire to staff!
12:39Gugh!
12:41Gugh!
12:42Oh!
13:01Oopsie!
13:03Oh, don't worry, chief. I'll fix everything. I'll just stick all the villains under V, and then I'll have plenty of room for the criminals and see...
13:15Morocco, get me Agent Penny.
13:18Agent Point-O-1 reporting.
13:20Ah, yes. Penny, you're fired.
13:23Darn. Well, at least it'll give me a chance to freshen up.
13:27Morocco, you're fired as well.
13:29Okay.
13:30Penny, I have an opening for my personal assistant.
13:34I'll take it. Pays more.
13:36Grand, you're hired. Now, I'll be needing a new spy. Perhaps there'll be a listing in the yellow pages under Secret Agents.
13:44Super Secret Agent Secret Squirrel reporting for employment, chief?
13:48Did you bring a resume?
13:50Ooh, ooh, ooh. Can I be his assistant? Can I? Can I?
13:54Quite. Well, it's done, then.
13:56But what about those budget cuts, chief?
13:58Yes, well, I suppose we'll all have to make some sacrifices.
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