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00:00hello hello i'm trying to reach uh marcus finley yeah this is marcus finley who this my name bryce
00:08uh marcus listen i've been trying to get you for a couple weeks man i ain't i'm searching
00:15high and low trying to get your phone number i want to talk to you about a couple things if
00:19it's possible now you married to uh tina finley right yeah tina my wife yeah okay see i wanted
00:27to talk to you about uh about tina but man look here don't be coming here calling and he tells
00:33me about no shit you've been with my wife and shit i mean you know i mean i you know i i ain't trying
00:38to hear all that kind of shit like that i mean what's what's up i mean what you got what's up
00:41with you and tina no i ain't i ain't i ain't had nothing to do with your wife you know all right
00:46i was just about to say god damn i ain't trying to hear all that old bullshit okay no it ain't nothing
00:52like that but see try to really make a long story short man we we have a family member in my family
01:00that's been missing for quite some time you know we we done been on on the internet and everything
01:06trying to find this family member and we we've looked for years man and let me ask you something
01:13how long you been married to tina me and tina been married five years okay well see we we our family
01:20member actually had been been missing for six years and uh we've done the research uh we we're
01:27almost like a hundred percent sure let me ask you one more thing though i just i'm just trying to just
01:34you know line all the ducks up man if if i could do do do do do uh does tina have a scar above her left
01:43hip yeah she got a scar above her left hip so so what that got to do with thing okay was
01:49my family member got a scar above their left hip too does tina have a birthmark on her shoulder
01:59yeah so we're trying to say my wife part of your family or something that was you trying to say
02:04i don't know how to say this to you but
02:09i mean after asking you what i just asked you i mean i'm i'm a hundred percent sure now
02:17i'm i'm certain that your your wife tina
02:23is my brother tim
02:27what what the fuck did you just say
02:34yo your wife tina is my brother tim
02:40hold up hold up man first of all how the fuck did you get my brother's been missing for six years
02:46you know my brother your motherfucking mind
02:50how the fuck you gonna call here and i don't even know how the fuck you got money how the fuck you gonna call here and gonna tell me
02:56that my motherfucking wife that i've been married to for five years is a goddamn man
03:01so i my whole family done the research on this we've done the research on it
03:07no no so you're trying to say for the last five years i've been sleeping with a motherfucking man
03:10that's what you trying to say
03:11we've been looking for my brother for six years
03:15we've been looking for him and looking for
03:17you know
03:18so you're trying to say for the last five years i've been sleeping with a motherfucking man
03:21that's what you trying to say
03:23i can't believe a motherfucking gonna call here with some old bullshit like this
03:28gonna give me a motherfucking number
03:29how you get my goddamn number any goddamn way
03:31that's my brother
03:35that's my brother we've been looking for
03:39we've been looking for him for so long
03:43and we've narrowed it down
03:45we're a hundred percent sure that
03:47your wife tina is my brother
03:49no no
03:50it's my brother tim
03:51man you better give me
03:52motherfucker you crazy
03:59i mean i don't know where the fuck you got my number from
04:01but you know
04:02tina be here around goddamn five o'clock
04:04you know
04:05i'm gonna find out from that motherfucker
04:06if it is
04:07i'm gonna let you know right now
04:08i'm gonna kill that motherfucker
04:09wait wait a minute wait a minute
04:11i don't want to
04:12okay let me ask you this
04:14do y'all have any kids
04:16no she said she couldn't have no kids
04:20that's what i'm talking about
04:23just because she can't have no kids
04:24don't mean she's no goddamn man
04:26how you gonna play me like that
04:28marcus that's my brother
04:31wait till tina get home
04:32that's my brother
04:33that ain't none of your goddamn brother
04:34and i don't believe this shit until she tell me that shit
04:37there ain't no way
04:40we've been together
04:41as long as we've been together
04:42and you trying to tell me that i didn't know that
04:44motherfucker
04:47i
04:47i
04:49i
04:49i tell you
04:52that's my brother
04:52you know it ain't gonna be long before that motherfucker get on
04:55she get home with her at five o'clock
04:56motherfucker
04:56i'm gonna check that shit out
04:58and if the shit is true
05:00i'm gonna tell you motherfucker
05:01it's gonna be something
05:01you're gonna have a dead goddamn brother
05:03that's what you're gonna have
05:04you're not gonna do nothing to my brother
05:06yeah i'm gonna do something to her goddamn
05:07how the fuck you gonna be mad
05:08you're not gonna do nothing to my brother
05:10don't tell me
05:11she don't even tell me she a goddamn man
05:13hell she ain't got on women parts
05:15you know
05:16you're not gonna do nothing to my brother
05:18goddamn how can i get caught
05:20this
05:20this motherfucking me
05:21how can i get caught up in some bullshit like that
05:24i'm all a man motherfucker
05:25could i
05:26could i say one more thing to you
05:29what
05:30this is nephew tommy from the steve harvey morning show
05:35you just got pranked
05:37by your wife
05:39tina
05:39who are you
05:40you
05:42you
05:42you
05:43you
05:44you
05:44you
05:45you
05:46you
05:47well but i'm about to kill motherfuckers up in here
05:49we're gonna call goddamn marcher
05:51folks
05:51i'm gonna call damn i'm sitting at the door
05:53when she get here
05:54cause goddamn soon she walked in the door
05:55i'm gonna get her ass right there
05:57motherfuckers
05:59y'all motherfuckers
05:59goddamn
06:00y'all need to quit that bullshit there
06:02that shit ain't funny goddamn
06:04tell that motherfucker steve harvey goddamn
06:07for that shit
06:08tell that motherfucker
06:09give me some
06:09give me one
06:09bring send me one of them goddamn suits to birmingham down here
06:12on the spot like that about my fucking wife
06:15she fined off
06:18goddamn you talking about a goddamn man dude
06:20i was about to
06:22oh man
06:24goddamn blood pressure
06:26goddamn i gotta go goddamn take a pill
06:28oh
06:30boy
06:31tell say
06:32she say
06:33tell this to my husband
06:35i say
06:36and then we fixed it up
06:37i tweaked it a little bit
06:39she say
06:39oh my god
06:40she say
06:40he gonna lose his mind
06:42yeah i'm gonna get up
06:42when she get her ass home
06:44he might have to goddamn call the marcher
06:47anyway
06:47hello
06:52hi there
06:53i was looking for robin
06:55that's me
06:57hi robin
06:59allow me to introduce myself
07:00my name is bob marathon
07:01and i'm a realtor in your area
07:03oh
07:05oh okay
07:06but we're really not interested in selling
07:07yeah
07:10obviously
07:11i'm not interested
07:12in selling a home for you
07:15either
07:15so that's good
07:16well then why are you calling me
07:18well i'm calling you
07:20because
07:20i drove by your home yesterday
07:23okay
07:24and as i was driving by
07:26i had to sort of do a double take
07:28because i noticed
07:29you still had your christmas lights up
07:32yeah
07:33we still have our christmas lights up
07:34what business is it of yours
07:36well it's my business
07:37because i sell homes in the area
07:39and it's quite unsightly
07:41so is there a reason that they're still up
07:43religious or something
07:44that i can let my clients know
07:45we just didn't take them down
07:47i mean it's our house
07:48not your house
07:49you don't believe in a god
07:50that wants you to keep the lights up
07:51but you do believe in laziness
07:52i see that's what it is
07:54i believe in what
07:55what did you do
07:56i i said laziness
07:58is that
07:59laziness
08:00yeah
08:01what the hell are you to tell me
08:02that i'm lazy
08:03i have stuff to do
08:04besides take down light
08:05and it's been cold
08:07and it's been snowing
08:08and everything else
08:08and they can just stay up there
08:10until i get to them
08:10well you know
08:11it's been three months
08:13maybe a little more than three months
08:15and now the neighbors are even talking
08:17so
08:19nobody said anything to me
08:21well i asked your neighbors across the street about it
08:24and they told me
08:25that everybody calls your place
08:27the raccoon shack
08:28the raccoon what
08:30oh my god
08:31well i think
08:31i think you heard me
08:33yeah i heard you
08:34but i think you're full of
08:35that's what i think
08:36well i don't know
08:37i mean i believe them
08:38it looks like it's a place
08:39where raccoons go to make love
08:41and then poop everywhere
08:41with those lights on it
08:42so can we take them down please
08:43thank you
08:44no we cannot take them down
08:45i'm gonna leave them on
08:46until next christmas
08:47and raccoons do not go over there
08:49and what the hell is the problem with you
08:51well i
08:51it just
08:52looks sort of dilapidated
08:54well i think you
08:55look sort of dilapidated
08:57why are you stalking my house
08:58i apologize using such a big word
09:00uh dilapidated would mean
09:02i guess
09:03for somebody who would keep their
09:04i don't know what dilapidated means
09:05it means something
09:06that you're driving probably
09:08look
09:09who the hell are you
09:10to be calling me up
09:11and discussing anything
09:12with me whatsoever
09:13you don't live in my neighborhood
09:15and i don't sell in my house
09:16correct
09:17i would never live in your neighborhood
09:18good
09:19i wouldn't want you to live in my neighborhood
09:21i would never live near somebody
09:22who wouldn't take their lights out
09:23but it is affecting my sales
09:25so
09:25we're gonna take them down
09:27today
09:27i'm not
09:28that's not my problem
09:29that's your problem
09:30but obviously
09:30you're not a good salesman
09:32what i'm hearing from you
09:33is you're gonna take them down today
09:34john you didn't
09:35hear me
09:36clean out your ears
09:37i am not taking them down
09:39well how about if i come over
09:41and rip down those christmas lights
09:44free of charge
09:45and how about if i call the police
09:47and have them come and arrest your ass
09:49for trespassing on my platform
09:51i'll do it for free
09:52and i'll even chase those horny raccoons
09:53right out of your basement
09:54i'll get rid of those horny raccoons for you
09:56i don't have any horny raccoons
09:58in the first place
09:59and in the second place
10:00if i had
10:01i'd want them there
10:02you would want horny raccoons
10:04in your basement
10:04no dipshit
10:05i don't have raccoons of any kind
10:08i already told you that
10:09oh is it ferrets then
10:10what sort of marmot do you
10:12do you have a varmint
10:13or marmot
10:14no i don't have a varmint
10:15do you know the correct term
10:17varmint
10:17marmot
10:18vermin
10:19i'm just repeating you
10:20you obviously don't know how to talk
10:22it's a vermin
10:23and no i don't have any
10:24okay
10:24and if you step one foot on my property
10:27i'll take those christmas lights down myself
10:30and strangle you with them
10:31would you like that you little
10:32yes
10:33yes
10:34you probably would
10:36you're an s&m and all that
10:38aren't you
10:38yes i am
10:39i got all the tools at home for it too
10:41well let me tell you something
10:43you can use those tools on yourself
10:45i do
10:46and leave me the hello
10:47all right
10:48i'm gonna hang up on you in a minute
10:49i'll tell you what
10:50all this talk has really got me inspired
10:51so i am gonna go do that
10:52but before i get off the phone
10:53i do want to let you know
10:54this is a prank phone call
10:55crap on you
10:56and your daughter amber set you up
10:58no she did not
10:59yes she did
11:00she says
11:01she's embarrassed because you and your husband
11:02haven't taken down the christmas lights yet
11:04and wanted to screw with you
11:05why would you come over here
11:05and take them down the shelf
11:07jesus
11:07well she's probably scared to come over there
11:09she'll get strangled enough to hang out with a bunch of horny raccoons
11:12doing whatever kinky stuff you're into
11:13horny f***ing raccoons
11:15i should have known that was a joke
11:16nobody calls me about f***ing horny raccoons
11:19well they should start
11:20if they're not
11:21holy f***
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