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00:00No, you're not looking at it from my point of view.
00:02I don't understand how this can just happen and it'd be okay.
00:05I didn't sign anything.
00:08Kirsten.
00:09Hi, Kirsten. This is Seth McElroy.
00:11I'm calling from Human Resources.
00:13How are you doing today?
00:14Hi, I'm good, thanks. How are you?
00:16Good. Do you have a second to chat?
00:19Yeah, I do.
00:21Well, it's kind of a private situation,
00:23so I want to make sure you have a few minutes.
00:25Oh, yeah, I'm going to have a few minutes right now.
00:29Okay.
00:30Is everything okay?
00:31Well, I don't know if you heard, but a few months ago,
00:33our company's computer system was hacked.
00:36Oh, yeah, right. I know.
00:38Okay, and we still don't know who did it.
00:40The cyber crooks are pretty sophisticated.
00:42But just know that we're still working with the authorities
00:44to try to track them down, okay?
00:46Okay.
00:47But does this have something to do with me?
00:50Well, yeah, kind of.
00:52After it happened, we did find out that the hackers
00:55were able to access some of our employees' computer cameras.
00:58What?
01:00Yeah, they even set up a website where people can subscribe
01:03to watch our employees work.
01:05Oh, my gosh.
01:06And yours was one of those computers.
01:09Oh, my gosh.
01:10Yeah.
01:10Whoa.
01:13I don't know.
01:14So people can watch me while I'm working?
01:17Yeah.
01:17That's weird.
01:18That's creepy.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Oh, no.
01:20I know.
01:21I know.
01:22I know.
01:22Should I shut off my computer right now?
01:24Oh, no.
01:25Don't do that.
01:25Don't shut off your computer, please.
01:27Why?
01:27Why wouldn't you want me to shut it off?
01:29Well, when we found out about this,
01:31we also found that your page alone
01:33already had close to a million subscribers.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:38Almost a million people have been watching me work?
01:41Yeah.
01:41Pervs everywhere apparently love you.
01:44And that's why we need you to keep it going, okay?
01:46Just for a little while longer.
01:48No.
01:49Why would you tell me to keep it going?
01:51I don't understand.
01:52Well, okay.
01:53So here it is.
01:53The company bought ad space on that website
01:56and your analytics are through the roof.
02:00We haven't seen profit margins like this in a while.
02:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:05This is ridiculous.
02:06This is an invasion of my privacy.
02:08Yeah, it is a little bit,
02:09but also you're making the company a lot of money
02:11and we're going to make so much money this year
02:13just based off the weirdos that are spying on you.
02:15Isn't that crazy?
02:16Yeah, that's super crazy and also probably illegal.
02:19No, I don't think so, actually.
02:21It's our company, Computer.
02:22You're one of our employees.
02:23It's all fine.
02:24But yeah, everybody knows about it.
02:25I mean, even upper management,
02:27and they're very proud of you.
02:28Even our CEO.
02:29The CEO knows about this?
02:31Yeah, and not only does he support it,
02:34he told me to tell you that he plans to give you a 3% raise.
02:38I don't want to get a 3% raise
02:40because perverts are watching me work on the internet.
02:44Okay, okay, okay.
02:45You've been heard.
02:46You've been heard.
02:48I've been approved to go up to 4%.
02:49So, 4% raise if we just can keep this thing going.
02:53I want this, like, shut down.
02:55Okay, you're not looking at the bright side, though.
02:57You're really not, Kirsten.
02:59No, you're not looking at it from my point of view.
03:02I don't understand how this can just happen and it'd be okay.
03:04I didn't sign anything.
03:06Well, you didn't, but you're doing a great job.
03:08And just think, if it keeps getting bigger,
03:10we can do merchandising, shirts with your face on it,
03:14pictures of you, signed pictures of you,
03:16sitting at the computer screen doing your job.
03:17I mean, we could make so much cash.
03:20I don't want you guys doing this
03:21and making money off me without my permission.
03:24That's funny because we've already been doing it,
03:27so it doesn't really matter at this point.
03:29I can't believe that this is actually happening.
03:31And you, you are laughing about it.
03:33What if this was happening to you
03:35and people were watching you while you were?
03:37You know, I tried to set up an account like yours
03:40and nobody watched.
03:41Nobody.
03:42And I even got naked in front of the camera.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:44All you're doing is just working.
03:46And you're in HR?
03:47You should be fired for what you just said to me.
03:50Well, I am in HR,
03:52but also I do have to admit,
03:53I'm a big fan of yours.
03:55I don't want that.
03:55I've been a subscriber since day one.
03:57That's right.
03:58I'm a Kirsten-holic.
04:00That's what we call ourselves.
04:01Kirsten-holic?
04:01Yeah, that's what we call ourselves.
04:03You're fans.
04:03There is no way that this is happening.
04:05I have already shut down my computer.
04:07I'm going to make sure that you are fired for this.
04:09I hope you saved your files before you shut it down, though,
04:11because this is a prank phone call.
04:13This is a what?
04:14Yeah, this is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal
04:16in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
04:18Your boyfriend, Josh, set you up.
04:20What are you talking about, Josh?
04:22Like, Josh, my boyfriend, set me up?
04:24Yes, it's a joke.
04:26Are you freaking serious that this is a joke?
04:28Yes.
04:29Your boyfriend told us you were getting bored at work lately
04:31and wanted to spice things up for you a little bit.
04:33I thought freaks everywhere were watching me on my work computer.
04:36What the heck?
04:37A million subscribers on the internet just to watch you work.
04:40You should be proud of that.
04:41Well, if this is on the radio,
04:42then I must have a million people listening.
04:44Thanks for the vote of confidence.
04:45It's probably really like 10.
04:47Like 10 people will hear this.
04:49Friend's not at home.
04:50F*** yourself, man.
04:51Listen, you have no right to judge me.
04:54Oh, I'm not judging.
04:55I just asked what was going on.
04:57None of your f***ing business was going on.
05:00Hello?
05:01Hi, my name is Kurt Ramsey from f***ing security.
05:04I was looking to speak with Jake's f***ing.
05:06Speaking.
05:07Hi, Mr. F***ing.
05:07I wanted to speak with you about a situation that happened recently.
05:10Your home security system was compromised.
05:13Are you aware of this?
05:14Yes, I am.
05:15I actually called it in like a minute after it happened.
05:19It was my fault.
05:19Actually, sir, you didn't.
05:22And it wasn't a mistake.
05:25What are you talking about?
05:26I went back and looked at the security footage
05:28and synced it up with the time of the alarm.
05:31And you hadn't even reached your door yet
05:32by the time the alarm went off.
05:35I don't know what you're talking about, man.
05:36I set it off.
05:37I don't know what you were looking at
05:39or what you were syncing to
05:40or what you think you were syncing to.
05:42It had to have been something or someone else.
05:44And that's why I took a deeper look at this.
05:47I'm sorry, who authorized you to take a deeper look at anything?
05:52I'm aware of the date and the time that this all took place.
05:55Well, in my line of work, sir, home security,
05:59you can never be too safe.
06:00And that's why I actually drove out to your place to investigate this.
06:04You drove out to my place, okay?
06:06Yes, I did.
06:06Is that protocol?
06:07Is that standard?
06:09No, it's above and beyond.
06:10So you're welcome.
06:11I went there and I actually interviewed a few of your neighbors.
06:14Neighbors?
06:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:17What do you mean?
06:17Hold on a second.
06:18What do you mean neighbors?
06:19What do you mean you interviewed my neighbors?
06:21I interviewed the people who live next door to you.
06:24Why would you interview somebody who lives next door to me
06:26when this is my issue?
06:28Why would you not first call me
06:31if you feel like there is something you need to go above and beyond about?
06:34I took the initiative, sir,
06:36and they had some very interesting things to say.
06:38Who asked you to take the initiative?
06:39At the very least, I need to be alerted
06:41before you decide to take it on your own initiative
06:44to go interview neighbors and people that have nothing to do with me.
06:48You sound a little upset,
06:49but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
06:52Yes, you'll be pleasantly surprised to hear what I found, okay?
06:55Enlighten me.
06:56I'd love to hear what you found out.
06:58Go ahead.
06:58Well, I talked to one of your neighbors
07:00who mentioned that they were homesick that day,
07:02and they noticed a shapely brunette woman
07:04sneaking around behind your house.
07:07Sneaking?
07:08First of all, nobody was sneaking around my house, okay?
07:10Well...
07:11I called this in.
07:13I called the initiative.
07:13I know exactly what was going on.
07:15I've got reports that say otherwise,
07:17and I don't know if you know this or not,
07:18but the woman who was attempting to break into your place
07:21could have been in the house at the same time you were.
07:23That is for s***.
07:24I have two, sir.
07:25I have two eyewitnesses.
07:27I have two eyewitnesses.
07:28Who are they?
07:29Who are your eyewitnesses?
07:30Well, I don't want to give up my sources,
07:32sir.
07:32You don't want to give up your sources.
07:36What are you, the f***ing FBI?
07:37The cops?
07:38You're a f***ing security guard.
07:40That's what you do for a living.
07:42This isn't f***ing NCIS.
07:44What the f***, man?
07:45All right.
07:45Well, sir, I just thought you should know
07:47because I got off the phone with your girlfriend
07:49a few minutes ago,
07:49and she actually had a very different reaction than you.
07:52You got off the phone with my girlfriend?
07:54Well, her name is on the account.
07:55Her name is Gina, right?
07:56That's your girlfriend?
07:57Yeah, I know her f***ing name is Gina.
07:59Why would you call her?
08:00I'm the primary on the account.
08:02Right.
08:03Well, I wanted to tell her about it.
08:04I wanted to tell her about it, too,
08:05and she seemed really mad about this woman.
08:08Do you perhaps know her?
08:10Yes, I f***ing know this woman, okay?
08:12I work with her, okay?
08:14Oh, okay.
08:15So you're playing hide the pickle
08:17with one of your coworkers
08:18when your girlfriend's not at home.
08:19F*** yourself, man.
08:21Listen, you have no right to judge me.
08:24Oh, I'm not judging.
08:25I just asked what was going on.
08:26None of your f***ing business, what's going on?
08:29Well, it actually is my business
08:30because this is Jubal from Brook and Jubal
08:32in the morning doing a phone tap on you,
08:33and your new ex-girlfriend Gina set you up.
08:36You f***ing kidding me?
08:38Yeah, and sometimes we catch cheaters on the air,
08:40and Gina found out about your lunchtime activities
08:44with your coworker
08:44and wanted to do a phone tap on you.
08:46You f***ing piece of s*** radio host.
08:51I mean, this is what you guys do for a living?
08:53You f***ing meddling people's lives
08:54and ruin people's lives like this?
08:57I bet you get off on this s***, man.
08:58Huh? Is that about right?
09:00Yeah, I do enjoy it,
09:01kind of like a nooner with my coworker.
09:04Go f*** yourself, man.
09:05You don't know s***.
09:07You know nothing.
09:08I should let you know that your girlfriend says
09:09you need to pick up...
09:10Well, your ex-girlfriend says
09:11you need to pick up your stuff later today.
09:13So there's that.
09:15Thank you for that.
09:15Thanks for the message, douche.
09:22Hello?
09:23Hello, I'm trying to reach a Martina c***, please.
09:26Oh, she's not in right at the moment.
09:27Can I take a message or something I can help you with?
09:30Actually, I'm giving a call to make sure
09:32I'm double-checking on confirmation
09:34for Mr. and Mrs. c***.
09:37No, man, no.
09:39That may be a mistake
09:40because she's going by herself.
09:42I'm not going.
09:42So there should be Mrs. c***, that's all.
09:45Oh, okay.
09:47All right, well, I'll tell you what.
09:49We have our schedule.
09:50We wanted to make sure we gave the confirmation.
09:53And, you know, with a big weekend like this,
09:55we're double-checking
09:56and making sure everybody's actually
09:57coming and getting their grooms
09:58because you know you're subject to get charged for it.
10:01And we definitely have the honeymoon suite waiting on her.
10:03Oh, honeymoon suite.
10:05Man, we've been married 17 years.
10:07What are you talking about, honeymoon suite?
10:08Well, we got...
10:09You say Mr. and Mrs.
10:11What's the name on that?
10:12Ms. Martina c***, is that right?
10:14Yeah, that's my wife, yeah.
10:16All right, and we've got Tony c*** as well.
10:18Who the f*** is Tony?
10:20My name is Vernon.
10:22Say what now?
10:22My name is Vernon.
10:24Who the hell is Tony?
10:25So, um...
10:26Wow.
10:27We have...
10:28We're...
10:29This is...
10:29I think y'all got the wrong one.
10:30I think y'all got the wrong one, man.
10:32Okay, did you guys make reservations
10:34here at the d*** hotel
10:35and for the Super Bowl weekend?
10:37My wife is going this weekend
10:39to be with her sick auntie.
10:41That's what she told me.
10:43Now, I don't know nothing about no d***,
10:45but you know what?
10:46Yeah, keep talking to me.
10:47Yeah, okay, player.
10:48Keep talking to me
10:49because this is getting real interesting right here.
10:51She's coming to d*** for the WOTL.
10:54I have Mr. and Mrs. Martina
10:56and Tony c*** as they're coming.
10:58We have the honeymoon suite here
11:00for the Super Bowl weekend.
11:01Check it in tomorrow
11:02and check it out on Monday.
11:03Oh, no.
11:04You know what?
11:04This is the b*** right here
11:05because, see,
11:06like I said,
11:06she told me she was going
11:07to see her sick auntie
11:08and I told her,
11:09cool, I paid for the damn ticket myself.
11:11I got my tax return back
11:12and I paid for it my damn self
11:13so she can go out there
11:14and you telling me
11:15this happened to made reservations
11:16and b***
11:17to hang out at the Super Bowl?
11:19I mean, what the hell?
11:21Now, uh-uh.
11:22Victor, what's your name again?
11:24My name is Vernon.
11:25Okay, Mr. Vernon, sir.
11:27First of all,
11:28I do apologize.
11:29I'm just a, you know,
11:30I'm a part here
11:31in the reservations
11:33and basically
11:34they just got us calling
11:35because it's a big weekend
11:36and, you know,
11:37if you don't come in,
11:38your car will definitely
11:39get charged.
11:40So they got us double checking.
11:41You know what?
11:42Y'all better not charge.
11:43Not my car.
11:44Don't charge.
11:45Matter of fact,
11:46I want to counsel this reservation.
11:47She can s***
11:48and fall back in
11:49as far as I'm concerned.
11:50This is the b***.
11:51Let her walk her s***
11:52up in here right now.
11:52Let her walk her s***
11:53up in here right now
11:54because, see,
11:55this is crazy.
11:56Let's just slow down a minute.
11:58Let's slow down.
11:58Maybe there's just a mistake here.
12:00I mean, uh...
12:00No, man.
12:01Uh-uh.
12:02The honeymoon suite
12:03at the...
12:04No wonder.
12:05She told me...
12:05No wonder.
12:06I'm like,
12:06she told me she needed $200
12:07for them hotel...
12:08me,
12:08for the hotel room.
12:10Yeah, well,
12:10actually,
12:11it's, uh...
12:11Well,
12:12they must be splitting in here.
12:13It's about $400
12:14something a night
12:15for this room.
12:16Excuse me?
12:17She didn't pay that much
12:18for my damn wedding ring.
12:19Uh...
12:20Wow.
12:21Okay.
12:22Well,
12:22I'll tell you what, sir.
12:23Is there any way
12:23I can call back
12:25and speak to Martina
12:26so I can...
12:26I've never in life
12:27called back to this b***h,
12:28okay?
12:28Because, see,
12:29if you call back here
12:30talking about this b***h,
12:31because, see,
12:31I don't even normally
12:32answer this phone, okay?
12:33This is her phone.
12:34She went to go
12:34run an errand for me.
12:36But don't you never
12:36call this phone back again
12:37because, see,
12:38she ain't coming to d***h.
12:39Not this lifetime she's not.
12:41But, uh...
12:41You know what?
12:42I want to thank you, though.
12:43I appreciate you
12:44letting me in on what's up.
12:45Yeah.
12:45D***h knew it.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:47Mr. Vernis,
12:48can you slow down some, man?
12:49Hang on.
12:50Okay?
12:51Now, listen,
12:52what I have to do
12:52is I have to talk
12:53to the person
12:54that made the reservation
12:55in order to cancel it.
12:56No, you can talk to me.
12:57You can cancel this d***h right now.
12:59But I need to hear that
13:00from Ms. Martina
13:01that it's canceled.
13:02Trust me.
13:02When she gets back,
13:03she's going to be able
13:03to talk to you.
13:04You can cancel it now.
13:05I'm telling you now.
13:06Cancel it.
13:07It ain't going to be
13:08no honeymoon d***h, okay?
13:09We've been married
13:10for 17 years.
13:11We got four kids.
13:12And I'm sitting back here
13:13and stop.
13:14Cancel it now.
13:15I'm telling you to cancel it.
13:15Sir, I cannot cancel it
13:17without speaking to her.
13:18I tell you what,
13:19your best bet
13:20is to cancel that
13:21because if you put
13:22a charge on it,
13:23I'm going to drive
13:23the d***h
13:24and find Joe d***h.
13:25What's your name?
13:27Excuse me?
13:27What's your name?
13:29I'm Brian, sir.
13:30Brian,
13:30if there's one charge
13:31on my credit card,
13:32I will find you.
13:33I'm going to find you.
13:35Do you have
13:35Tony's number
13:36where I can call him
13:37and maybe...
13:38You know what?
13:39You know what?
13:39I'm going to have
13:40Tony's number in a minute
13:40because I got her
13:41f***ing phone.
13:42I'm going to go through
13:42and find it
13:43because this is some
13:43b***h and she's going
13:45to be with Tony
13:45so if you call back here,
13:46you're not going to get her
13:47because she's going to be
13:48over there with that
13:48b***h.
13:49Okay, sir.
13:50Now, there's one more person
13:51that's scheduled on the room.
13:53What?
13:54One more person?
13:55What are they doing?
13:55The threesome?
13:56I'm not sure.
13:57Now, I've got another person
13:58on schedule on here.
14:00This can't get no words.
14:01Come on with it.
14:02You want the...
14:02I'm sorry,
14:03you want the name of the...
14:03Yeah, I want the name.
14:04Yes, come on with it.
14:05You can tell me everything else.
14:07Okay, I got a...
14:08somebody named Nephew Tommy.
14:12Excuse me?
14:17Hey, man.
14:18Get the f*** out of here.
14:19Vernon, this is Nephew Tommy, man,
14:21from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
14:22Your wife got me
14:24to prank phone call you.
14:26I'm a b***h.
14:29I'm going to b***h.
14:34I'm a b***h DNA out of here.
14:36B***h the DNA out of here.
14:39Hey, man.
14:40Okay, that's who she's been
14:41talking to on the phone.
14:42Yo, b***h.
14:42All right.
14:44Yeah, you got me.
14:45You got me.
14:45You got me.
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