Original Broadcast Date: March 27th 2013
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00:00One, two, three!
00:30Thank you very much. Thank you. Well, this was a week in which Naomi Watts, Jackie Weaver and Hugh Jackman were robbed at the Academy Awards. I spoke to them earlier today. They said to say hi.
00:48But the thing that really bugged my bear this week was, according to our September 14th doomsday clock, the federal election is still to be held in...
00:57T-minus seven months.
00:59And I'm pretty annoyed about that because so many other countries get to hold their elections right now. Italy, for example, got to have theirs this week.
01:07So what I'd like to talk about and talk about right now with no delay is the subject of...
01:12Delayed gratification. If the Italians are good at anything, it's having elections. 53 since World War II, whereas we've only had 16.
01:21And, you know, it just looked like so much more fun over there. The knife-edge result and the candidates were much more exciting.
01:27Ex-communists, comedians, Mussolini's granddaughters, billionaires like Silvio Bellasconi, who, in my view, could certainly teach our lot a thing or two about how to hold a press conference.
01:42Mmm. Great campaign song, too. And Silvio was running while simultaneously facing charges of fraud, corruption and sex offences.
01:59Craig Thompson is definitely small biscotti by comparison.
02:02Still, while consumer confidence, company spending and major investment decisions in this country are all on hold until September 14th, last week, caretaker Prime Minister Julia Gillard actually did something.
02:16Sky News autocue reader Helen Daly has more.
02:20She's redirecting $107 million from the state and giving it directly to public hospitals.
02:26Mmm. Thanks, Helen.
02:27Senior health reporter for MX newspaper, Windscreen McAllister, talk us through this radical proposal.
02:34Well, if I've got this right, Sean, what the Prime Minister's proposing to do is give money that's earmarked for hospitals to hospitals.
02:41Wait, wait, wait, hang on a minute, hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
02:43You're saying the government has some money that they want hospitals to have?
02:47Yes.
02:48And so they give that money to those hospitals?
02:51Yeah, I believe so.
02:53Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
02:54Let's say the government has $30 million that they want to go to the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital.
03:00What would they do in that instance?
03:01When that instance, they would give $30 million to the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital.
03:07And what? What, the hospital then spends that money on running the hospital?
03:10That's it.
03:11It's astonishing.
03:12It's an extraordinary concept, Sean.
03:14The Treasury Department are calling it thinking back inside the square.
03:18Well, could this be a breakthrough in government funding models, do you think?
03:23I know it sounds almost insane, but could the government fund other services by giving them funding?
03:28Well, it has got all of Canberra abuzz at the moment, Sean.
03:34And we don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but exciting times.
03:37Well, thanks, windscreens.
03:39XOXO.
03:42But it's not just the alleged Labor government who have a vision for Australia.
03:45Idyllic, though, a future where we could all be sick in an adequately funded hospital might be.
03:50Leaked documents have revealed coalition plans to turn the northern part of Australia into an economic powerhouse.
03:55It's a brilliant concept that includes plans to sit back and let the mining boom in the northern part of Australia
04:00continue to turn the northern part of Australia into an economic powerhouse.
04:04Benedict Eggs has more.
04:05Tony Abbott knows what Australians want in their next prime minister.
04:10Someone who can ride a quad bike without enjoying it.
04:13And someone who has a warm, natural smile that's not evil.
04:17The coalition's leaked discussion paper proposes turning northern Australia into a sort of California.
04:23This will involve the opening of hundreds of medical marijuana clinics
04:26and the construction of a geologically destabilising fault line the length of the San Andreas Fault.
04:31Tony Abbott also knows what Australians want in terms of policy.
04:36They want us to be a bit futuristic.
04:40Pass and you shall receive.
04:43What's that doing there?
04:45Benedict Eggs, mad as hell.
04:46Still, if there's one thing about Australia's national identity that we can all rely on, it's our inconsistency.
04:54For a country obsessed with its hip pocket, it's a testament to our dual standards that we find the federal government so unattractive,
05:03despite the fact that the economy is in pretty good shape.
05:05Inflation's low, unemployment's low, interest rates are low.
05:08Perception, it seems, is everything, even when it doesn't appear to be.
05:11Which is why it's so alarming that the future of who will be our Prime Minister in the lead-up to the election depends on this man
05:20and whether the May 14 budget actually makes any sense.
05:24Now, I don't wish to be unkind to our Treasurer, but if political life is like a box of chocolates,
05:30then Wayne Swan is the morrow.
05:32And maybe, maybe this is why.
05:37This is what Wayne said when he was announcing our impressively low unemployment rate.
05:42We stand here with an unemployment rate of 5.1.
05:45He's not crying, he's just standing there, shrugging his shoulders and stating a fact.
05:49He has no idea how it got to 5.1, but there it is, 5.1.
05:53All he has to do is announce it and bask in the glory of its 5.1-ness.
05:57Unfortunately, he slightly spoils the effect by adding this.
06:00It's 5.4, I made a mistake.
06:05Fair enough, though, fair enough.
06:07He'd been busy getting ready to go to Russia for the G19.3 conference.
06:12Look at him there, striding the international stage like a mitochondria.
06:17The fact of the matter is that Wayne Swan isn't very good with numbers,
06:20and it's not just the unemployment figure.
06:22He predicted that the mining resources rent tax would raise $3 billion.
06:26He was out by $2.874 billion.
06:29In fact, he would have been closer if he'd said he was going to raise $3 million.
06:33Treasury cabin boy Neil Young, $126 million.
06:37That won't cover the government's cab charge bills, will it?
06:40$126 million is still a big pile of money, though, Sean.
06:43Well, not when it's standing next to $3 billion, it isn't.
06:45It looks a bit like Jenny Macklin standing next to Peter Garrett.
06:48Isn't that what you've done?
06:49You've promised Peter Garrett and you've delivered Jenny Macklin.
06:51In fact, Jenny Macklin shrunk to about a twentieth of her normal size.
06:55Presumably of one of those cryovac packaging storage devices.
06:59Vacuum pack Jenny Macklin's still pretty good, though.
07:03Is it?
07:04Think of all the nice things you could buy with $126 million.
07:07New house? Holiday overseas?
07:09Yeah, but I couldn't buy a national disability insurance scheme, could I, though?
07:12Go out to dinner every night? Mmm, yum!
07:15Yes, I've conceded it to be yum, but it's not the five Michelin stars that $3 billion is, is it?
07:21I mean, is Joe Hockey right? Joe Hockey described Wayne Swan as hopeless.
07:25Oh, well, that's just cruel.
07:27Wayne never called Joe Hockey fat when he was fat, so Joe shouldn't call Wayne hopeless when he's, um...
07:32When he's hopeless?
07:35At any time, Sean.
07:37Well, Neil, you've called the election in seven months' time,
07:39and if that's been done using Treasury modelling, it'll be held in about two weeks, so we'd better let you go.
07:45And later in the programme, I speak with opposition finance spokesman Tundra Fist,
07:51and somebody else from the Treasurer's Office, Gunther Howdy,
07:54about the future of this so-called mining tax.
07:58Well, the tax is a disaster. It's raised a fraction of what was intended.
08:01Well, you said we were going to destroy the mining industry with it.
08:04Well, if you were halfway competent, you would have.
08:06We are halfway competent.
08:10And then after that, I speak with Gunther on his own, because Tundra was a bit overwhelming.
08:15OK, will you redesign the mining tax, though, to make up for the massive shortfall?
08:19At the moment, we have no plans to do that.
08:21Well, that's not a no, though, is it? Because you might have plans tomorrow.
08:24Well, we don't have any plans to have any plans to do that.
08:28Yeah, but you wouldn't need to. You might just come up with some plans unplanned.
08:30Well, we haven't got any plans to come up with any unplanned plans, either.
08:34Yeah, but you wouldn't need any plans. That's what unplanned means.
08:36You can't plan for something that's unplanned.
08:38We're not.
08:39Well, you couldn't.
08:39Well, we're not. We don't have any plans to have any plans, whether they're planned or unplanned.
08:44Right, well, you have to do something about the mining tax if you win the election.
08:47We don't have any plans to do that, either.
08:51Something else they're not doing, at least until after the election,
08:53is trialling pre-commitment technology on pokey machines.
08:57Fortunately, a grassroots local community service may ease the difficulties facing those who gamble,
09:01particularly among the elderly.
09:02Louisa Zitt elaborates.
09:06Popular entertainment precinct and not a money trap for pensioners at all,
09:11Neil's Pokies Lounge has reinvented the idea of the courtesy bus.
09:16Driver Colin Acid has picked up and dropped off thousands of older passengers over the years,
09:22ferrying them to and from poker machine venues, at times with their consent.
09:27And then Neil came to me with his idea, and I couldn't believe.
09:31No-one had ever thought of it before.
09:32Colin has brought the courtesy bus to the home of regular patron Marilyn Cribbage.
09:40G'day, Mrs Cribbage.
09:41Yes.
09:42It's Colin from the Pokies Lounge.
09:44I've got the courtesy bus around the front.
09:46Oh, yes.
09:47Lovely.
09:48I'll just get my stay-dry pouch pants.
09:50Just before you do that, Mrs Cribbage, it's pretty nippy today.
09:54Oh, yes.
09:55Yeah, and the heater on the bus has gone bung.
09:57Yes.
09:58And it's a lot of trouble getting in and out of that bus and perhaps walking through the rain
10:02to sit in front of the machines for an hour or two.
10:05Why don't you give me the $50 you would have blown on the pokies and stay home instead?
10:09Oh, yes.
10:12All right, then.
10:14Yes.
10:15Keep nice and warm.
10:17Yes.
10:18Oh, well, thank you, dear.
10:21You've saved me a lot of bother.
10:23My pleasure.
10:24Yes.
10:25Well, that was nice.
10:26I enjoy having a bit of a flutter.
10:29Good on you, darling.
10:29But you've got to know when to walk away, don't you?
10:33You do.
10:34$10 is normally my limit, but I got a bit carried away today, didn't I?
10:39You've got to spoil yourself occasionally, don't you?
10:42The last time I spoiled...
10:43See you later, then.
10:44The initiative has been a big hit, clients reporting that they appreciate not having
10:51to worry about misplacing any winnings or having to have contact with other human beings.
10:57That's a decent flutter, isn't it?
10:58Oh, I've got the credit card.
10:59Yeah, there will be a surcharge for that, 5%.
11:02OK, same time next week, guys.
11:04See you later.
11:04Colin's courtesy bus services many senior citizens, as does Jack Griffiths, Australia's
11:10oldest working male prostitute.
11:13We're through here.
11:13The system is so efficient that Colin's employer, Neil Cannabis, owner of Neil's Pokey's
11:19Lounge, doesn't even need a functioning Pokey's Lounge.
11:23Who the f*** is that?
11:24It's Louisa.
11:24What are you putting in the camera on here?
11:26Instead, operating the entire business from this tiny office above a tattoo parlour.
11:31It's a perfect example of an enterprising Australian small business.
11:36I can still see you.
11:40Louisa Zitt reporting.
11:41We get lots of texts, emails and comments on our very popular Mad as Hell Facebook page
11:52saying how much you love it when I hold forth on semantics.
11:56I take something somebody else has said in the media, usually an off-the-cuff comment they
12:00haven't properly thought through, and then go on and on and on about it with a smug superior
12:05grin all over my stupid fat face.
12:10Well, despite the objections of some in our writers' room, it's time for...
12:14Politicians Say the Darnedest Things.
12:17Well, the head of the AWU, Paul Howes, used his recent address to the Union's National
12:24Conference to voice his support for Julia Gillard, but it's how he voiced it that caught my ear.
12:29Senior Labor sources undermining our Prime Minister.
12:35Undermining the leadership of our movement and this country.
12:40Hmm, yes.
12:43Underminding.
12:44Interesting word.
12:45Clearly, after the embarrassment of Wayne's failed tax, Labor's strategy is not to mention
12:49the word mining, even when it's part of another word.
12:54Paul Howes went on to say this.
12:57What a bunch of gutless pricks they are.
13:00But one person you can't accuse of being a gutless prick is Kevin Rudd.
13:04I've tried to, but ABC Legal Department won't let it through.
13:07But you can see from this radio interview that he's very happy to support Julia Gillard.
13:13I support the Prime Minister going through to the next election.
13:15All other members of the caucus support the Prime Minister going through to the next election.
13:21Yes, you can't fake that sort of enthusiasm.
13:24In fact, Mr Rudd has made it very clear over the last few weeks that he will not return to
13:29Labor Party leadership.
13:30First by saying...
13:32And everyone should take a very long cold shower.
13:35And then by recommending...
13:37It's time to jump in the ice bath.
13:39And most recently suggesting...
13:41It's time this debate was put into cryogenic storage.
13:45Well, having used the metaphor of liquid nitrogen and the resulting 190 degree reduction in the
13:50temperature to indicate the warmth of his reception to the idea of a leadership challenge,
13:55where can he go now to deflect such questions from the media?
13:59Science professor Ian Orbspider.
14:01Has Kevin Rudd frozen himself into a corner?
14:04No, Sean, there are images of colder things than cryogenics, which Mr Rudd could evoke.
14:10The planet Neptune, for example, has an average temperature of negative 214 degrees Celsius.
14:16F***.
14:17Exactly.
14:17Well, when next the subject of the leadership challenge is raised, Mr Rudd could say that
14:25topic should get on a rocket ship to Neptune.
14:27Well, it'd be a great soundbite on Radio National.
14:30And if the journalists persist, as is there won't, Sean, Mr Rudd then should go straight
14:36to an absolute zero reference, which is negative 273 degrees Celsius.
14:41Right.
14:41A temperature so cold that molecular motion completely ceases.
14:46All right.
14:46Well, how would he express that in layman's terms, say, on that awful show hosted by David
14:50Koch?
14:50Well, he could say...
14:53Yes.
14:53Take this talk of leadership challenge and reduce it to a Bose-Einstein condensate so that
14:59a large fraction of bosons occupy the lowest quantum state of the external potential using
15:04a gas of rubidium atoms called, to the requisite degrees, nano-Kelvin.
15:09Or should that be nano-Kelvin, Sean?
15:19Still to come.
15:21Stupid costume fails to disguise AWU leader Paul Howe's love for the Prime Minister.
15:27Australian government's use of drones means business as usual.
15:31And bagpipes, how I hate them.
15:34It's always sad when a great team splits up.
15:45Like Lennon and McCartney, Simon and Garfunkel, the Captain and Tennille, Guy Sebastian and
15:50Lupe Fiasco before them.
15:52The Greens and Labour made beautiful music together before splitting acrimoniously after
15:57a series of increasingly ugly public spats.
15:59Greens press liaison officer, Del Volga, you were there during the good times with Labour.
16:05Any chance of the two of you getting back together?
16:07I don't think so, Sean.
16:09We're both pursuing solo projects now and happy to do that.
16:12But I wish Labour all the best.
16:15The Greens have no regrets.
16:20Sorry.
16:20No, no, no, that's fine.
16:21Oh, God.
16:22Back in 2010, when we signed the agreement, we were a very young party.
16:36They were older, more established.
16:42How close were you?
16:46Very.
16:47Promises were made.
16:51Promises were made?
16:52Labour Publicity National Secretary, Pascoe Contiki.
17:01We were drunk.
17:04On the success of tying the election.
17:08We got into bed with them.
17:10We got them into trouble.
17:14Well, we did the honourable thing.
17:16But it was a marriage built on a one-night stand.
17:19Oh, it was, Dale.
17:21If we can't be honest in a TV interview, where can we be?
17:26When we woke up the next morning, rolled over and realised what we'd done,
17:33we were both equally ashamed.
17:37The Greens got up and left quickly, muttering something about having to go to work.
17:41Then we realised they'd taken our credibility.
17:51At least we didn't pretend we couldn't remember what had happened the night before.
17:54Oh, I was so drunk we didn't do anything, did we?
17:57Well, let's cheer ourselves up now by having a look at some of the troubles happening in other parts of the world.
18:11Well, first, the US and Holden have come under fire for its decision to market their new V8 Commodore over there
18:17as the Chevrolet SS.
18:19Critics say the unfortunate allusion to Heinrich Himmler's Nazi paramilitary unit is inappropriate.
18:25Holden have said it was never their intention to offend such a large market as the US.
18:29They're presently reviewing their marketing campaigns for the soon-to-be-released Berina Klansman.
18:33Lawsuits are already being filed by many of the 4,200 Carnival Triumph passengers
18:41stranded at sea for four days on the airless, dark, rancid, sewage-riddled luxury cruise ship.
18:47Smoochie Girl 14 filed this report on YouTube.
18:55Exciting and new.
18:56There's no water.
18:58Come aboard.
18:59The boat caught on fire this morning about four o'clock.
19:01We're expecting you.
19:04They have to defecate in bags.
19:07It was disgusting.
19:08We tried not to eat.
19:10Life's sweetest reward.
19:11It just got really, really filthy, really smelly.
19:13Let it float.
19:15It was just so good to finally be back.
19:18It floats back to you.
19:22Mmm, thanks, Smoochie Girl.
19:25Well, the man responsible for the hostage drama at the Algerian gas plant,
19:29Mokhtar Belmokhtar,
19:30has been described as the new face of al-Qaeda
19:32and is now number one on the West's Most Wanted list.
19:35But spare a thought for Afghani terrorist Omar al-Hazir,
19:38the number two Most Wanted,
19:39who's just lost the number one ranking to Belmokhtar.
19:42I'm disappointed, of course.
19:45But Mokhtar is a very evil terrorist and he deserves it.
19:49And hopefully I can go away and work on a few things
19:53and come back nice and evil and get back to being number one very soon.
19:59Samantha.
20:01Putting on a brave face there, I think.
20:03He's absolutely filthy.
20:04Well, today is February 27th at 7.59pm on February 28th.
20:10Pope Benedict XVI will still be infallible.
20:13But 61 seconds later, just after 8 o'clock,
20:16he will be fallible.
20:19Suddenly, we won't believe everything he says.
20:21Suddenly, he is wrong about things.
20:23He makes mistakes.
20:24His words carry no authority.
20:26He becomes virtually powerless.
20:32And they reckon a week's a long time in politics.
20:36Well, to near Antarctica now,
20:38and Japanese whaling ship the Nishin-Naru
20:40has been accused of ramming two Sea Shepherd protest ships
20:42in the Southern Ocean.
20:44The Japanese captain has apologised,
20:46explaining he thought they were whales.
20:48I still don't understand the need for all this research.
20:51Whales aren't that mysterious.
20:52They're big, they eat plankton,
20:54and they can shoot water out of a hole in their head.
20:56Fascinating, but that's pretty much it.
20:58I mean, what scientific hypothesis
21:00are they setting out to prove here?
21:02That they can float?
21:04That whales, that one particularly, are virtually extinct?
21:08Still, they are delicious.
21:14Sport now with Maggie Bathurst and her team.
21:16Poised and at the ready in the fished stadium commentary box
21:19for next year's Russian Winter Olympics.
21:21Much happening there yet, Maggie?
21:22Oh, look, they're still building it, Sean.
21:24Vladimir Putin was down here himself this morning
21:27to personally threaten workers installing the vert ramps
21:30at the Rosa Couture Extreme Park.
21:33Rosa Couture, of course, Sean, according to Wikipedia,
21:37was the first Russian woman to be frozen solid
21:40and still win a luge event.
21:42Fascinating.
21:43Fascinating stuff, Maggie.
21:44But I want to ask you about Cricket Australia's rotation policy.
21:48It's a farce.
21:49Sean, a complete farce.
21:50Key players rested, a bunch of no-names brought in
21:53and, as you'd expect, cricket fans voted with their feet.
21:55Yes, I guess that's because many of them
21:57don't have opposable thumbs.
21:59They want to see...
22:00They want to see Michael Clarke and Dave Warner
22:03flog the bowling, Sean.
22:04They don't want to see toothless Billy Clutterbuck from Bernie.
22:08It's farcical.
22:09I'm with you, Maggie.
22:10I mean, it's like going to the La Scala Opera House
22:12to see Bellini's La Cynambula
22:14and finding out the understudy's going on
22:15instead of Renata Scotto.
22:16Yeah.
22:20Yeah, whatever, Sean.
22:21But then these blokes do down tools
22:23as soon as there's a spot of rain, you know?
22:25Oh, quick sticks.
22:26I might get a chill.
22:28HTFU.
22:30That's their union, presumably.
22:32May as well be.
22:34But the Australian team are actually in India at the moment,
22:37aren't they, Maggie?
22:37I suppose that's to honour their sponsorship arrangement
22:39by visiting Vodafone's Customer Care Centre.
22:41Yeah, sure.
22:42It's the eternal compromise, Sean,
22:47whoring yourself out for millions
22:49by selling the public something they don't want
22:51versus doing a bit of advertising.
22:53Right.
22:53Will they employ the rotation policy in India?
22:56Well, they'll have to
22:57when the players get stuck on the toot.
22:59I mean, I love my fine cuisine, Sean,
23:01but a gastropub means something very different over there.
23:05Fantastic.
23:06Finally, Maggie, some pretty amazing findings
23:08by the inquiry into our Olympic swim team.
23:10Yeah, fantastic, weren't they, Sean?
23:12Great to see at least one of our sporting codes
23:14abusing prescription medication for a change.
23:17Thanks, Maggie.
23:19Everyone says the recommendations of the Gonski report
23:21need to be implemented urgently.
23:23Even the small percentage of those
23:25who have actually read the report agree.
23:27But if a week is a long time in politics,
23:29then six and a half months is a f***ing eternity.
23:32Can our kids wait until after the election
23:34to have their average literacy raised?
23:36Mother of two, parabola quam.
23:38Well, Sean, what I want to know is,
23:41will the private school that Keith and I send our kids to
23:43be as exclusive and hard to get into?
23:46Keith and I don't work our arses off
23:47to send Matty up in Crindle to St B's
23:49to get an education similar to what they can get
23:50at the local state school.
23:52We not only want our kids to have educational
23:55and opportunities that we never had,
23:57we want them to have opportunities
23:58that other kids their own age never will have.
24:00Thank you, parabola.
24:04Ventricle Stote is a fourth-generation old boy
24:07from St Odious Grammar School in Baldwin.
24:09He's divorced and his venture capital leeching business
24:12recently went under.
24:13Will he be able to send his three boys,
24:15Mifini, Antigua and Bambi, to these old alma mater?
24:18Sean, I pay my minimised taxes
24:20and I think it's bloody outrageous
24:22that some government can come along
24:23and tell me that they will no longer augment
24:25the already outrageous school fees
24:27that my ex-wife's lawyer makes me pay.
24:30If we end up with a user-pays model for private schools
24:33and a taxpayer-pays model for public ones
24:35with comparable quality in terms of education from both,
24:38then where's the pleasure I derive
24:39from getting something easily
24:40because of my connections and family name?
24:43Well, that's the end-user's view,
24:45but what about the service provider?
24:47Zorba Dreadnought is the vice-principal
24:49of Womack and Womack High School
24:51in the Adelaide suburb of Grime.
24:53Zorba, what difference will the Gonski reforms
24:55to your already-loved-bitten neck of the woods?
24:59Well, Sean, the only way to give the appearance
25:01of raising the bar in some schools
25:03is to actually lower the bar slightly in others.
25:06But raising that bar or the appearance of it
25:09means that some students will have difficulty getting over it.
25:13These kids need a leg-up or the appearance of one
25:16and the funding of better teachers and facilities
25:18will provide that appearance of leg.
25:21Kids who can get by without having to pretend
25:24there's a leg there will clear the imaginary bar easily
25:26and always will.
25:28Shorter students will be able to walk under it
25:30or think they can ditto private schools.
25:33The bar may seem to be lower,
25:35though, in fact, it's not there at all.
25:37But those students who can leap in reality
25:41will always be able to clear a bar that doesn't exist.
25:43That's one of the benefits of a meritocracy.
25:47Goodbye.
25:48Well, I'm not coming up because we've run out of time.
25:54Kevin Rudd doping allegations against him are farce.
25:59And graphic vision of horrific side effects
26:02of amphetamine abuse among truck drivers.
26:04And the final story,
26:09Julia Gillard is trying to build support
26:11for her school's package with a new blitz on literacy.
26:14A blitzeracy.
26:15After NAPLAN tests showed 75,000 students
26:18failed the minimum reading standards.
26:21WTF?
26:22But it's true.
26:23A-F-A-I-K.
26:25But compare these two clips of the Prime Minister.
26:28Firstly, here she is reading a story to some children.
26:30What do we do now, wondered Ringo the Dingo.
26:34And now, here she is reading a story to some adults.
26:37We will make this reading blitz
26:39one of the aims of our school funding reforms.
26:43Can you pick any difference in a delivery?
26:46Send your entries to spot the difference
26:48between the PM talking to children and talking to adults,
26:51mad as hell, Kerov, ABC, etc.
26:54Goodbye.
26:55S'abra mouwa, s'abra mouwa.
27:00S'abra mouwa, s'abra mouwa.
27:06Jive, baby.
27:31You are the king of the divan.