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00:00We have to be really quiet, okay?
00:04We can't get in trouble if she can't find us, right?
00:08Right?
00:10We are invisible in here because this fort has magical powers.
00:15Yeah.
00:15Yeah?
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:17I know.
00:18Besides, it wouldn't be fair if Brie got mad at us
00:21because she's the one who came home early.
00:24We were obviously going to clean up the living room
00:27before she got here
00:28after we saved the handsome prince from the dragon, of course.
00:32No.
00:33Well, I really hope they get done
00:35with their very progressive-sounding quest soon
00:38because I left yoga early
00:39because Vera called and said she has the afternoon off
00:42and she's on her way home
00:43and we really should clean this mess up right now.
00:47Hi, sweetie.
00:49What the hell happened?
00:50Jeremy.
00:52Sorry.
00:53She can't see us now.
00:59Jeremy?
00:59Hi, kiddo.
01:07Jesus Christ, you scared me.
01:10I solved another one this afternoon.
01:22This calls for some champagne.
01:24Thank you, but it's early even for me.
01:31All right.
01:32Suit yourself.
01:33You should be proud of what you've done.
01:41It's really commercially viable.
01:43High praise.
01:45I mean, it's not high art.
01:46Come on.
01:48But you've sold a lot of prints.
01:51And I'd fuck every one of these guys.
01:54Honestly, I've fucked a lot of these guys.
01:58Small world.
01:59Let's do a solo show next month.
02:03What?
02:05It's settled.
02:07I don't want to scare you,
02:08but I'll invite a few key people to the opening.
02:12Important.
02:14Awful people.
02:15One in particular.
02:16No spoilers.
02:18This could be really big for you.
02:20It goes well.
02:22Fingers crossed, I guess.
02:24And you should think of spending some time in New York
02:26and maybe set something up at our space there.
02:29That'd be amazing.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Great.
02:31I always wanted to do something.
02:37Oh.
02:38Oh, right.
02:40That thing we talked about.
02:42Yeah.
02:42We don't have to kiss.
02:43You just want to take off your clothes?
02:47You know, we can't really.
02:49It's not that I don't want to.
02:51I just...
02:53Don't insult me.
02:55Don't flatter yourself.
02:56You don't have to do anything.
02:57I mean, just sell, you know,
02:59some of these art things.
03:02Or, you know,
03:03fade into obscurity.
03:07How's the new assistant working out?
03:08Mm.
03:10He's straight.
03:11Sex is amazing.
03:13What's his exhibit?
03:14Never.
03:15God, please.
03:17What do you take me for?
03:19Although I may let him move in here
03:20if you decide to go to New York City.
03:21Do you really think I should go?
03:27Like I said,
03:29we'll see.
03:30Where are you going?
03:47Lunch is almost ready.
03:49We'll run.
03:49I'll be back in 30.
03:50Okay, then.
03:55Uh, wasn't Jeremy supposed to clean up this shit?
03:57This junk?
03:59Wasn't Jeremy supposed to clean up this junk?
04:02Sorry.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
04:10Where do you think you're going?
04:11I'm really sorry.
04:13I have a job interview.
04:15You should just help me clean this shit up.
04:17It's junk up.
04:18You should just help me clean up the house.
04:19I will.
04:20I promise.
04:20As soon as I get home.
04:27Ow.
04:30Stupid character.
04:37Hey.
04:38Hi.
04:39Come on in.
04:41So what do you want to do?
04:46You tell me, Doc.
04:48Well, we could go to the park,
04:51go to the museum.
04:53We could see a movie.
04:55Okay.
04:56Anything you want to see?
04:59Sounds good.
05:01Well, we could kill Anita Oboe.
05:03Sure.
05:05You're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?
05:08No.
05:09I meant it.
05:11I'm not just looking for a fuck buddy.
05:15You want me to leave?
05:17Yeah.
05:19Get the fuck out of here.
05:20Who is that?
05:33Girlfriend.
05:34Girlfriend?
05:35Ex-girlfriend.
05:36Sorry.
05:36Right.
05:36The original Asian.
05:41Don't worry.
05:41I'm not jealous.
05:42I'm married.
05:43You're married?
05:45I've been with my wife for, Jesus, eight years.
05:53You're gay married?
05:54Well, fiance, technically.
05:57But we have kids.
05:59Does she know?
05:59I don't see how that's any of your business.
06:04I need to get to work.
06:05Got to provide for my family.
06:08I will call you.
06:10You do not call me.
06:13And every time I call you,
06:15you're going to hate yourself.
06:17But no matter what,
06:19you are always going to pick up.
06:22You are always going to say hello,
06:25when and where.
06:27Got it?
06:30Good boy.
06:31All right, let's give it up for Kansas.
06:43Don't know what his name is,
06:44but he's from Kansas.
06:48Drink up, y'all.
06:49Drink and tip.
06:52Bill.
06:53Oh, Jesus.
06:54Hi.
06:55Hi.
06:55How are you, Tonya girl?
06:57Tom Cruise?
06:58Tom Cruise.
06:59That'd be fun.
06:59Let's go on a gay cruise.
07:00Where's your other drunker hat?
07:02Um, he's running late.
07:04Mmm.
07:04Thank you for coming day drinking.
07:06Monday's my fun day.
07:07Do you want another one?
07:08I'd love another one.
07:10I've got tickets.
07:13Oh, no.
07:14Yeah.
07:14Oh, don't tell me that you're promoting this,
07:15because it's so dead.
07:16I'm sorry.
07:17Oh, God, no.
07:17I just get the tickets from behind the bar,
07:19and nobody seems to question me.
07:20Ah.
07:21Hi.
07:22Hi.
07:23Hi.
07:23Hi.
07:24I'm Tim Tom.
07:25I know.
07:25We've met.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Yeah, let them eat keg.
07:28Off with their heads.
07:29Oh, you're Gamora Ray.
07:31Uh-huh.
07:31Yeah.
07:32But I'm retired, that name.
07:33She don't go here no more.
07:33Ah.
07:34Coming up with something new and fresh.
07:35Let's, we're going to call you Tituba.
07:37Or, no.
07:39Um, how about you, Dolores Gayborn?
07:41Cookies galore.
07:43All of them make me sound plus size.
07:44Okay.
07:44Crystal meth?
07:45That's too close to me.
07:46Summer clearance.
07:47Amber alert.
07:48Oh, what else?
07:49Um, gay panic.
07:50Uh, Marsha Gayharden.
07:51Mm, give me a gay hard on.
07:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:53I'm late.
07:55Hi.
07:55Hey, Quincy.
07:56Hi, I'm Douglas, but you may know me from my greater works as Tony, an Oscar award-winning
07:59actor and activist.
08:01Are you gay hard on?
08:02It's nice to meet you, Marsha.
08:04Why aren't you in drag?
08:05That's tacky.
08:06Day drag?
08:07I don't do brunches.
08:08She don't work brunches.
08:09So how long have you guys been making out in bars together?
08:11For like a week.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Whatever.
08:13I saw you necking with that Tiresias piece at Sodom.
08:16What?
08:16On the sidewalk.
08:17You did?
08:17In the bar.
08:18Wait a minute, what?
08:19I'm going to get us some drinks.
08:21Sure.
08:22All right, give it up for Kansas.
08:27It's 2 p.m. on a Monday, so if you're here, you are obviously an alcoholic and a slut.
08:33I literally can't believe Kathy didn't tell me.
08:38She doesn't know exactly.
08:39Oh, thank God.
08:40You didn't tell Kathy.
08:42My family never came up, and I don't see how it's anybody's business.
08:45I can totally understand why you didn't tell her, because she's so nosy.
08:47But you really should have told me, because I'm like your best friend, right?
08:52But now that I know, because I didn't know, I'd like to know all the details.
08:55Like, what are the terms?
08:57Can you be specific?
08:57The terms?
08:58I'd like to know the legalese.
08:59Can you bang anybody anytime, anywhere, or is it a don't ask, don't tell thing?
09:03Yeah.
09:03Does that dick need to get pre-approved at Citi?
09:06Well, I wouldn't say that we're in an open relationship.
09:08No, no, no.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Please.
09:11Well, I mean, I think that we both have to be there.
09:13Yes.
09:14All right.
09:14I agree.
09:15For anything or just like fisting?
09:16Yeah, for fisting.
09:17Well, fisting especially.
09:19I mean, we don't want to miss that.
09:20Yeah.
09:21But, I mean, if it's just kissing, then I don't know.
09:25Well, what's the difference?
09:27Okay.
09:28Um, Paul tried to kiss me this afternoon, incidentally.
09:32Score.
09:33You did.
09:34I didn't even do it, and you're already jealous.
09:38No, I'm not jealous.
09:39You're totally jealous.
09:40You're jealous.
09:40I'm not jealous.
09:41You seem jealous.
09:42No, I'm not jealous.
09:43But you seem super jealous.
09:45But I'm not.
09:46I'm just...
09:47I just, um, maybe...
09:50Maybe I'd like to be there.
09:53Seriously?
09:53Yeah.
09:54I mean, maybe I'd like to be included in something like that.
09:56Maybe I wish you would include me.
09:58That's so romantic.
09:59We should open up our relationship.
10:00We're in a relationship?
10:01Yeah, if you weren't so afraid of commitment...
10:03I'm not afraid of commitment.
10:04I'm not afraid of commitment.
10:05You're afraid of commitment.
10:06That's your drag name.
10:07Afrida Commitment.
10:08This is so embarrassing.
10:08No.
10:09It's terrible.
10:10It's so good.
10:11Bye.
10:12Somebody's got a bone.
10:13She had a bone.
10:14That's a great name, too.
10:15That's your name.
10:15If the shoe fits, I'll be your Cinderella.
10:17Like Brandy Cinderella or Leslie and Warren Cinderella?
10:19Brandy.
10:20I don't have any barista experience, but I did live in Portland for a few years.
10:24Listen, I am a catch, and any coffee shop would be lucky to have me.
10:29You're too big.
10:30I'm not saying, Art.
10:30Like what?
10:31Do you have any cards?
10:32There's a line.
10:34What about a leaf or a spiral?
10:37I just cannot have a serious relationship.
10:39Are you going to order anything?
10:41I don't have any money.
10:43I could spot you.
10:45Seriously?
10:47Yeah.
10:48What do you want?
10:50I'll have a large almond milk latte, please, with a leaf.
10:53Extra hot.
10:55Two less, please.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Good deed for the day done, huh?
11:02I guess so.
11:03I'm Hillary.
11:05Yeah.
11:06You seem like a nice guy.
11:08I've been told that before.
11:10Do you want a girlfriend?
11:11I do.
11:12Thank God.
11:13I thought the universe was fucking with me.
11:15What?
11:16What?
11:19Hey, uh...
11:20He's like a fairy tale, isn't he?
11:24Do you really want to watch me with Paul?
11:30Yeah, I would.
11:32Even though he's married?
11:33What?
11:34He's married?
11:35I've never told you that.
11:36No, he's married.
11:39Do you want to find someone else?
11:42Like tonight?
11:45Well, it's kind of dead in there.
11:47Well, how about your phone?
11:48Yeah, I could check it.
11:50Oh, fuck.
11:53Yeah.
11:58This is actually starting to feel kind of desperate.
12:01Whoa.
12:02Hey, actually, um, there's this guy that I work with.
12:07We could call him.
12:09I mean, I'm cool with whatever tonight, but I'm also totally fine just going home with you.
12:20Tom.
12:22All right.
12:22Excuse me.
12:24Uh, Jared.
12:27Uh, this is Jared.
12:30We work together.
12:32Oh, hi, Jared.
12:33I'm Cal.
12:35Hello, Cal.
12:37Uh, I hope I wasn't interrupting anything.
12:39No, no, no.
12:41No, you weren't interrupting anything.
12:46She was willing to get a drink?
12:51Sure.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Oh, that was amazing.
13:14Oh, you boys are amazing.
13:16Yeah, you're also amazing.
13:20Wait, what?
13:21Oh.
13:22What's going on?
13:23Thinking about what my mother would say.
13:25Oh, really?
13:27I take it she would not approve?
13:29Quite the opposite, actually.
13:31Really?
13:31I don't know.
13:32You should be grateful.
13:33Not many moms are so sex positive.
13:37My mother has convinced herself that I have no penis.
13:40She is a Brahmin, and she won't even eat onions because she thinks that they make you laugh.
13:44No, I hate onions.
13:47I kind of admit it, I hate onions.
13:48I hate Brahmin's.
13:51If you don't mind asking, how long have you boys been doing this?
13:54You are a second.
13:55Really?
13:56Yeah, yeah, but we were really good at that, right?
13:59He was so amazing.
14:01It's like you got it down.
14:02I thought I was a hundred.
14:04I don't know.
14:05I just sense a lot of history between you guys.
14:09Well, we've been together for five years.
14:11Wow, really?
14:12Uh-huh.
14:13Wait, you guys still live together?
14:17We used to live together.
14:22You know what I think?
14:23I think this is really good for the two of you, this new kind of intimacy.
14:27I think it's really exciting.
14:31Oh, yeah?
14:32Yeah, I do.
14:33And what makes you an expert on us?
14:36How?
14:37No, fair enough.
14:39I'm a sex therapist.
14:40Oh, well, I will be once I get my fucking internship hours done.
14:44So this is like free couples counseling.
14:46How lucky.
14:53You're getting push notifications on your sex app.
14:57Maybe.
14:58Let me see.
15:02Actually, I know this guy.
15:04I took his portrait, and he's using it as his profile picture.
15:08Yeah.
15:09What do you think?
15:13Shit.
15:13I love it.
15:17You do?
15:18Is that okay to say that?
15:19Is that narcissistic?
15:20Well, like, as long as you don't stare, I just don't want to make you go roots or anything.
15:24Literary.
15:25And tempting.
15:26I'm very good looking, and this bed is very comfortable.
15:29You could sleep here if you want.
15:32That's okay.
15:32I don't want to intrude.
15:33Well, maybe Cal is a secret intruder fantasy.
15:36Yeah.
15:36You wish.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38I want to take you guys on a date.
15:40What do you think?
15:41To the sock hop.
15:42Yes, to the sock hop.
15:44No, I could make dinner, and you guys could blow me.
15:46How about that?
15:47That sounds fun.
15:49It's settled.
15:49I'll make a stew.
15:50That's a weird thing to do.
15:52Beef and onions sound good?
15:53Beef and onions sound great.
15:55Yes.
15:55I am a vegetarian.
15:56And he hates onions.
15:58And I hate onions.
15:59We'll figure something out.
16:01But I got to get going, because I have to work at the farmer's market in the morning.
16:04Yeah, of course I do.
16:05One more thing before you go.
16:28That was the best sex of your life.
16:30My life.
16:31That was the best sex of our life.
16:34That's why.
16:34That was the best sex of our life thus far.
16:38Holy shit.
16:41I love you.
16:45I love you.
16:48I'm going to get cleaned up.
16:49Yeah.
16:51Oh, fuck.
16:52I feel good.
16:53It's pretty normal after sex.
16:55No, no.
16:55I mean, I feel good about our lives.
16:58I'm writing fairly consistently.
16:59It's not anything that anyone else is going to want to publish, but, uh, hey, hey, at least
17:05I'm writing.
17:07And you've got that gallery show coming up.
17:09I mean, we're happy.
17:12You made me onto something with this whole Libertine thing.
17:17I think.
17:18Towel service.
17:20Nice.
17:22There you go.
17:23Thanks.
17:24I'm going to head out, okay?
17:25So, yeah, you guys have a nice night.
17:27Oh, you too.
17:28Gary.
17:29Yeah, we skipped that part, huh?
17:33I'm Tom.
17:34I'm Cal.
17:35Can I get a ride from one of you, or do you want me to call a car?
17:39Yeah, I can drive you.
17:40Great.
17:41Cool.
17:41I'm going to make a phone call.
17:42Five minutes?
17:52God, I was just like...
17:53Like, mean.
17:56Like, sexually.
17:57I just...
17:58I wanted it to end just immediately.
18:02Yeah, I know.
18:03You just, like, threw him at me.
18:04Survival instincts are...
18:06And he looks so nice in his profile picture, you know?
18:09He was on the beach.
18:09He was smiling.
18:11You know, I think that we should just not meet up with any guys that we've never met before.
18:15Yeah, maybe.
18:16Yeah.
18:16Yeah, personal connection is really important.
18:19That's what I'm saying.
18:23I don't know, I just feel really close to you guys.
18:28Like, I feel like we have a connection.
18:31You know, like, I feel like I could tell you guys things.
18:37Three years ago, I killed someone.
18:41Maybe, or at least I thought I did.
18:43I, uh, ran over what I thought was a deer.
18:48But it was a woman.
18:49So I stopped, and I got out.
18:56And that's when I saw her.
18:58And the blood.
19:01I got the blood.
19:01It was just all over everything.
19:04All over the street.
19:08And I just drove off.
19:09And for years, I thought that I had killed this girl.
19:20Until last week, I, um, I finally turned myself over to the police.
19:25And it turned out that her body had been dumped there.
19:31Just dumped there like a bag of meat.
19:34So they let me off with a warning.
19:41That's a lot to process.
19:45I'm writing an album of songs about it.
19:47It's called Bloodstreet.
19:52Do you guys bear back?
19:54No.
19:55No.
19:56I just, like, opened up to you guys.
19:59Like, I thought we were, like, at that place.
20:01No.
20:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:03Scaredy cat.
20:04Excuse me?
20:06Your cat.
20:06He's a scaredy cat.
20:08Hiding under the bed.
20:09He doesn't hide under the bed in my apartment.
20:11Well, that's because you sleep on a mattress on the floor.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:13You sleep with the mattress on the floor?
20:15Me too.
20:16We have a lot in common.
20:17Usually cats really love me.
20:19Yeah?
20:20Yeah.
20:20I mean, I grew up with them.
20:22Six of them.
20:22So, you know, they know that I know them.
20:26You know, where they come from.
20:27Yeah.
20:27You know what I mean?
20:28Yeah.
20:29Yeah.
20:29Or, no.
20:31What do you mean?
20:32Their planet.
20:34Luminata.
20:37Where did you guys think cats came from?
20:39Cats are aliens.
20:41No.
20:42Oh, my God.
20:42No.
20:43That's really offensive.
20:45But, no, they're spiritual vessels for higher beings.
20:48I mean, it's like, read a book once in a while.
20:50Yeah.
20:50I mean, technically, the spiritual vessels are alien, but they don't really like to be condescended
20:57to, nor do I.
21:00Oh, well, we just have never heard this before.
21:04No, you haven't.
21:04It's because of the media.
21:06It's the media.
21:07Do not watch anything you see on TV.
21:10Do you know this actor Alec Baldwin?
21:12Yeah.
21:13Yeah.
21:13Yeah, he's the worst.
21:14He's the worst out of all of them.
21:15He's trying to get inside of me.
21:20So, do you guys bareback?
21:22No.
21:22Oh, okay.
21:25I still love you.
21:30You guys seem a little tense.
21:34It's just that we've had some off experiences lately.
21:37I'm half expecting you to be crazy.
21:39I'm sorry.
21:40You haven't ever thought you accidentally killed someone only to later find out that they were
21:45already dead?
21:46I think I know what's going on here.
21:48Look, boys, everybody goes through a version of this.
21:51It's perfectly normal.
21:52With what?
21:53Well, you guys have to be more selective.
21:56We always say, in therapy, that you need to make sure that you're mutually compatible
22:01with someone before you bring them home.
22:02You don't need to just fuck someone out of politeness.
22:05That makes a lot of sense.
22:08You need to make sure that both of you are equally interested in the third party before
22:13you bring them in to your relationship unit.
22:16So we have to get to know them?
22:19Yes.
22:20Great, great development.
22:21You guys are coming along so well.
22:23Get to know them.
22:24Get to understand them.
22:26Get to understand each other.
22:27We just don't want it to seem like we're dating another person, you know?
22:30You and I, we work together.
22:32We have a relationship at work.
22:33We also have a relationship outside of work.
22:35And I'd like to think that's not only because, you know, I'm kind of easy.
22:40You're very easy.
22:41Oh, really?
22:42You can also be very hard.
22:43How's that?
22:44I don't usually do this.
22:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:57Us either.
22:57Never.
22:58Have you guys been tested recently?
23:00Last month.
23:01Last month.
23:02And it was?
23:03Oh, we were fine.
23:05Golden.
23:06Okay, good.
23:07We should probably all ask that before we have sex next time, I guess.
23:12Yeah.
23:13I mean, well, I have to say that I was kind of surprised by that.
23:18Good surprise.
23:20Well, I just, I thought that you guys were friendzoning me.
23:23I mean, you, like, you Facebooked me.
23:25I think it's important to go through the friendzone so that you can reach the sex area.
23:31Like a fun day trip.
23:33Like Palm Springs.
23:35I want to go to Palm Springs.
23:37I also want to go to Palm Springs.
23:38I actually, I have a place in Palm Springs.
23:41Are you serious?
23:41Yeah.
23:42You have a fucking place in Palm Springs.
23:43I mean, you're fucking with us.
23:46No, I really do.
23:46You guys are welcome to come.
23:48Really?
23:48Yeah, absolutely.
23:49It'd be really fun.
23:50A place in Palm Springs.
23:51Of course.
23:52Of course.
23:53What do you mean, of course?
23:54No, I just mean, it's just, um, our lives have just gotten so much more gay in the last
24:00couple of weeks is all.
24:01Well, gay is good.
24:02It means that you're happy.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Yeah.
24:04But it also means, like, like, brightly colored and showy.
24:10Are you making fun of my underwear?
24:12No.
24:13It's all right.
24:15You're going to be sorry.
24:18Yeah, you're going to be sorry.
24:20Yeah.
24:21I feel good.
24:23A little rough.
24:23Yeah.
24:24You like it, huh?
24:25You like it rough?
24:26You told me you like it rough.
24:27How you like your frat boy fantasies, huh?
24:30It's going to be good.
24:30Come on.
24:31You're going to like it.
24:32I promise you're going to like it.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Hop on that pledge.
24:34Ow.
24:35Hop on that.
24:36God cow.
24:37Gotcha.
24:37You guys have come so far.
24:41I've learned so much working with the two of you this past month.
24:45I just wish it counted towards my fucking internship hours.
24:48You know, it's interesting.
24:54What?
24:55I don't really understand jealousy anymore.
24:58Yeah, you still?
24:59Yeah, definitely.
24:59It's what changed.
25:04We did, I think.
25:12I've just never felt closer to you.
25:16To anyone.
25:19I can't shake the feeling that I've somehow become incredibly naive.
25:24Is that possible?
25:25Can you become naive?
25:26Are you still having fun?
25:31I'm still having fun.
25:33Are you still having fun?
25:35Are we having too much fun?
25:38There's no such thing.
25:39I don't know.
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