Original broadcast date: July 27th 2012
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00:00Okay, sorry about that, Gerry. Now it's a very simple process. Have you sponsored a child before?
00:07No, but I think it's worth giving it a shot. How much is it exactly?
00:11It's $39 a month.
00:12That's very reasonable.
00:13And did you have a particular country in mind?
00:15Somewhere in Africa, I think.
00:17Excellent.
00:18Yes, they seem to get pretty good coverage.
00:19Hmm?
00:20Well, they're often in documentaries and things.
00:23Yes.
00:25I'm just trying to maximise my exposure.
00:27So, from my side, obviously, as a sponsor, I would expect the child to be wearing clothing bearing my company name at all times.
00:37Of course, if he is to appear any news story or documentary, he should immediately don the Gerry Bodang accounting cap.
00:46His hut or tent or whatever it is would be known as the Bodang Hut or the Bodang Tent with an illuminated sign.
00:56And, of course, no other accountants would be allowed to sponsor any children.
01:01Yes.
01:03Would you just, er, excuse me for a moment?
01:06Certainly.
01:07Sorry, but I'm as mad as hell.
01:32I'm as mad as hell.
01:33I'm as mad as hell.
01:34I'm as mad as hell.
01:39What and what the NSA is.
01:40I can't be too crazy.
01:41See them.
01:42In the.
01:43thereby it makes mill out.
01:44HUD has been a new� the onlyf authorities so.
01:45Chao.
01:46For me, thank you for listening.
01:49For me.
01:50You just can't ask that girl.
01:51You're having a outta.
01:52For me, thank God.
01:57conventional.
01:58And, of course case, there's only eight yards left with a lot.
02:00TheÑ–Ñ— of the Hall is another wonder when her dog may be a nice shadow wrapped embrace.
02:01Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
02:14Now, folks, like most Australians,
02:16I compensate for my feelings of cultural inferiority
02:19by overstressing the importance of sport.
02:22I love sport.
02:24And international events like the Olympics
02:25give us all a chance to stand on a box
02:28and look the world in the eye and say,
02:29my country is better than yours.
02:31At beach volleyball or whatever.
02:34And that's why it burns me up
02:36to see something like this in the newspaper.
02:39Female stars relegated to the underclass.
02:41Why should our female sporting heroes
02:43be forced to travel premium economy
02:45while our men travel business,
02:46AOC publicity liaison officer, Trent Breen?
02:49I quite agree, Sean.
02:50Sport is not about one person being better than another.
02:52It's about us all being the same.
02:54Australia is an egalitarian country
02:56that prides itself on a level playing field,
02:58particularly in sport.
02:58Champagne?
02:59Please.
03:00For the media to categorise premium economy
03:02as underclass is both pejorative and elitist.
03:05There is no underclass in this country
03:07simply because there is no class system.
03:09Duck curry?
03:09Lovely. Thank you.
03:11When I watch men's sports,
03:13it doesn't matter to me what sex they are.
03:15I mean, I have no doubt
03:17that if I watch female sports,
03:18I'd say exactly the same thing.
03:20Sue Thrivingly is a former chef de mission
03:22for the Australian Olympic team.
03:24What do you reckon?
03:24Sean, I agree with Trent.
03:27Equality is what sport is all about.
03:29It's not about gender
03:30or whether someone is tall and requires leg room
03:32or whether you have a sponsorship deal
03:34with a major airline
03:35and they've offered you a business class seat
03:37in exchange for endorsement.
03:38It's about what feels right.
03:40It's about what seems fair
03:41and what looks better.
03:42Mm-hm.
03:43Should we have a woman flag-bearer?
03:45Sure, providing she's a flag-bearing age.
03:48That'll be $9, thanks.
03:50Look, it looks a bit phallic,
03:52but you know what?
03:52I think the travel arrangements of our athletes
03:54should be in direct proportion
03:56to how proud we feel of them.
03:58Mm-hm.
03:59All right.
03:59Thank you very much, Verity.
04:01And later on in the program,
04:03I'll be talking to seventh-place Tour de France,
04:05Cadel Evans.
04:06And also British Open loser, Adam Scott.
04:13Well, this week, things have been a bit quiet...
04:15Excuse me, just one minute.
04:16I'm dreadfully sorry.
04:18Someone paid me to kill you.
04:19Get spared.
04:2148 hours to pay $5,000.
04:24That's just Josh Thomas.
04:28Well, this week, things have been a bit quiet
04:30in Australia's super-phosphate storage facilities,
04:33chicken-plucking plants
04:34and factories where they make cheese.
04:35And that's because Tony Abbott
04:36interrupted his national hairnet tour
04:38to visit the US and China.
04:41Why?
04:41Because he knows nothing bolsters the credibility
04:44of an Australian politician more
04:45than standing in the proximity
04:47of world leaders from other countries.
04:48That's right, I'm talking about product placement.
04:53Now, at the Heritage Foundation,
04:55which is a sort of sensory deprivation think tank in the US,
04:59no lesser world leader than Vice President Joe Biden
05:01referred to Tony Abbott as Prime Minister.
05:03Now, yes, Joe Biden may once have called on a wheelchair-bound senator
05:07to stand up and take a bow.
05:10And yes, he may have referred to the Irish Prime Minister's mother
05:13as dead when she wasn't.
05:15And sure, he once predicted a baseball team would win the Super Bowl.
05:18But I think Joe's...
05:19I think Joe's onto something this time.
05:22There was something very Prime Ministerial about Tony Abbott
05:24as he criticised our defence budget cuts,
05:27which he'd voted for,
05:28and talked down our economy and then talked them up.
05:30And the way he said,
05:32we like the US more than China,
05:33and then in Beijing, he pretended he liked them more.
05:36It was confusing, but it felt right, didn't it?
05:39Embedded freelance blogger Tosca LaRue.
05:42Yeah, quite agree, Sean.
05:43I've been with Mr Abbott every step of the way on this tour,
05:45and what we need to understand
05:47is that when Tony says few of us would regard America
05:50as a foreign country,
05:51or that we and the US are family,
05:54he's just saying the sort of things we'd all say
05:56if we were excited and trying to impress someone
05:58with an American accent.
06:00So he's playing to the crowd?
06:01Sure, but what happens in New York stays in New York.
06:04What happens in China, you don't mention
06:07because it might affect our trade.
06:08It's just small-p politics.
06:11Finally, Tosca, what is the opposition's foreign policy?
06:13Are we part of the US or part of Asia?
06:16Well, it's like Tonal says.
06:17I mean, he speaks English, America speaks English,
06:20China doesn't.
06:22In fact, the closest Abfabs ever got to Mandarin
06:24was when he visited the Big Orange
06:26in South Australia a few months back.
06:27Sure.
06:28Went with him on that tour too,
06:30had to photograph him in a biohazard suit
06:32sorting out souvenir keychains.
06:34Fantastic.
06:35Thanks, Tosca.
06:36Incidentally, you don't find embedded journalism
06:38compromises your editorial independence at all, do you?
06:40Absolutely not.
06:41And I should add that Australia could learn a lot
06:44from press freedom here in China,
06:45although if I did have one criticism,
06:47I'd say that it would be...
06:48F***!
06:51We seem to have lost Tosca there.
06:53Probably some time ago.
06:55Well, the Rockley Road to the 2012 London Olympics
07:00is strewn with marshmallow, peanuts and coconut.
07:03But all that will be forgotten tonight
07:04as tens of thousands of people,
07:06unchecked by any form of security,
07:08stream into Olympic Stadium and run amok.
07:10And it occurred to us here at Mandershell
07:12that while the police, army and striking border control workers
07:15are distracted,
07:16tonight would be the perfect time
07:17for Julian Assange to escape from the Ecuadorian embassy.
07:21Xanthi, Kalamazoo.
07:23Former ASUS agent Carrington Mews,
07:29you got Douglas Wood out of Iraq back in 2005,
07:32but more importantly,
07:33out of a second interview with Sandra Sully.
07:36Do you think tonight's the night?
07:38I think the bigger question is,
07:40how is he going to get out of the embassy in the first place?
07:42Now, I have a model here.
07:44It's beautiful.
07:48Very kind of you to say so.
07:50Now, one method of egress would be
07:52he could tunnel out of the embassy
07:55into the basement of nearby Harrods.
07:57Perhaps in women's underwear.
07:59Well, it would be hot underground,
08:01but that's up to him.
08:02But not everyone who travels to a small country in South America
08:08is doing so to escape charges of sex crimes in Sweden.
08:12Some are part of a brave new Australian volunteer group
08:15working with the sick and needy in Colombia.
08:17The group?
08:18Medecine Sans Qualifications.
08:20The reporter, Beyoncé Wrigley.
08:25Jackson Stegall is a builder's labourer.
08:29Geoff Hogg is a parking inspector
08:31and Celia Woodbine has some connection
08:34with the field of medicine,
08:35being a PA at the Pons Institute.
08:38All three have given up their jobs in Australia
08:41to help the injured here,
08:44people who sometimes don't even want the help.
08:46OK, you're pushing up.
08:48What's the injury here, Celia?
08:50He's got a broken leg,
08:52so I'm just giving him some physio
08:53to relax the muscles around the brain.
08:56Keep me alone!
08:57Just one more, OK.
08:59Geoff tends to a woman
09:01whose immune system has almost shut down.
09:04What are you giving her, Geoff?
09:07It's an injection.
09:08Of what, though?
09:10I can't tell you.
09:12Doctor-patient confidentiality.
09:15And without hot water here,
09:17how are you sterilising the needles?
09:18Meanwhile, Jackson has had to put his patient
09:25in an induced coma after she pulled a hamstring.
09:30Have you encountered any opposition
09:31to what you're doing here?
09:33Oh, some people get a bit snooty about us,
09:36you know, not knowing what we're doing.
09:38But we're just Aussies having a red-hot go.
09:41How do the patients come to you?
09:42Do they find you?
09:43Oh, they don't actually come to us.
09:46We have to remove them from hospitals in the capital.
09:50You wouldn't believe the conditions in there.
09:51It's like a public hospital in Australia.
09:54Geoff, can you come here, please, quickly?
09:56Excuse me.
09:56And what these dangerously unqualified simpletons
09:59lack in expertise,
10:01they don't really make up for
10:03with misplaced enthusiasm.
10:05He's got brain fever.
10:06Jackson, get the Denker up.
10:08Beyonce, Wrigley,
10:10Mad as Hell, Columbia.
10:13And just a reminder that donations
10:14to Médecins Sans Qualification
10:16are in no way tax-deductible.
10:19But there are some people
10:20who wouldn't accept a handout
10:21if you gave it to them.
10:22Proud people.
10:23Proud people with something to say.
10:25And who are prepared to say it
10:26from the top of the Vox Pops.
10:27MUSIC PLAYS
10:29We were in the ladies' lingerie section
10:40at David Jones the other day.
10:42The service was terrible.
10:44I'm taking the car to the mechanic next time.
10:48You know, I keep reading that print is dead,
10:51but I think that kind of proves that it's not.
10:55I was shocked to read that hackers got into Yahoo
10:58and posted hundreds of thousands
10:59of people's passwords online.
11:02They won't get my secret password, though.
11:04It's password.
11:07But, uh, you know that iceberg
11:10that broke off the glacier the other day?
11:14I've done it.
11:16LAUGHTER
11:16Union leader Tony Sheldon
11:26has threatened to withdraw $200,000
11:27in political donations to the Labor Party
11:29if Labor dumps Julia Gillard
11:31before the next election.
11:33Union colleague Steve McLeod,
11:34do you think it's really appropriate
11:35that unions threaten the Labor Party like this?
11:39Threaten?
11:40I didn't hear any threat.
11:43Did you hear a threat, Sean?
11:45Well, I...
11:47I thought I might have.
11:49I didn't think you heard any threat.
11:52LAUGHTER
11:53Well, possible that I didn't, I suppose.
11:55But, uh, but is this just union bullying, isn't it?
11:58I mean, the unions are bullying Labor
12:00into keeping Julia Gillard in the PM's chair.
12:03Bullying?
12:04LAUGHTER
12:05Bullying, Sean?
12:07LAUGHTER
12:07Well...
12:09Well, I don't think anyone's bullying anyone.
12:12LAUGHTER
12:13We're just saying, politely and quietly,
12:16our preference for a Labor leader.
12:19LAUGHTER
12:19And if I was an over...
12:21LAUGHTER
12:22If I was an over-educated, snow-topped TV Nancy boy...
12:26LAUGHTER
12:27I'd be careful what I said.
12:29LAUGHTER
12:29Yeah, look, I'm just asking the questions here.
12:33I mean, I...
12:34LAUGHTER
12:34I didn't even write these.
12:36Have you ever been on a concrete pour, Sean?
12:39LAUGHTER
12:39No, I haven't, no.
12:42You should come out to one one day.
12:44The boys on the construction site
12:46would be very happy to meet you.
12:48LAUGHTER
12:48And if you had any questions about union bullying...
12:53..or concrete pouring...
12:54..they'd be happy to fill you in.
12:57LAUGHTER
12:58Yeah, yeah, I'll...
13:01..I'll let you know, obviously.
13:03You do that.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:05Still to come.
13:12LAUGHTER
13:13Bomber Command delivers much-needed opium
13:19to Hounslow Middlesex.
13:21New Avengers sequel set to disappoint.
13:25And G4S security staff prepare for Olympic opening.
13:29LAUGHTER
13:30I have no idea how to operate the cash register
13:36or scan the barcodes.
13:37I'm unfamiliar with the range of products in store.
13:40I have a history of shoplifting
13:42and the thought of dealing with members of the public terrifies me.
13:45I'm completely unsuitable for this job.
13:48LAUGHTER
13:49Doctor Who and the Space Disco DVD, $39.95.
13:53Media Watch Watchers, $3 each.
13:56Q&A Lamington Press, $120.
13:59A gnawing kid from the slap key ring, $1.
14:02To me, it's all pretty overpriced.
14:04And if you go online, you can usually find the same stuff,
14:06but for a lot cheap...
14:07OK, that's enough. Thank you.
14:08What are you doing? I'm doing the math.
14:10Turn it off! Turn it off!
14:12You've got to do your work, Kirsten.
14:13Get out!
14:14Go to the team room!
14:15The ABC shops.
14:17ABC shops. Now hiring.
14:21APPLAUSE
14:22APPLAUSE
14:23The latest polling shows Labor's primary vote
14:33has slumped to 28%,
14:34leaving it just ahead of the Fishing and Lifestyle Party
14:37and the donkey vote.
14:38The poor result allows the media to once again
14:40raise questions about Julia Gillard's leadership.
14:43We invited Wayne Swan impersonator Paul Brumby onto the programme,
14:46but his office said he was unavailable.
14:48Instead, we're joined by Alan Goldsby,
14:50an impersonator of Mr Swan's Chief of Staff, Brian Gorman.
14:53Mr Goldsby...
14:54Gorman.
14:55Sorry, my bad.
14:56Mr Gorman, is there a leadership crisis in the government?
14:59Not at all.
15:00Kevin Rudd's not circling like a shark?
15:02No, he's not.
15:02Julia Gillard will lead the government to the next election?
15:04Yes, she will.
15:05These leadership questions keep cropping up, though.
15:07Well, only because you keep asking them.
15:09Yeah, but we're asking them because of the leadership speculation.
15:12But that's your speculation.
15:14There is no leadership challenge.
15:15So why are you constantly having to come out and deny it?
15:17Because you're constantly speculating about it.
15:19But that's because the question keeps coming up.
15:21Because you keep asking it.
15:23No smoke without fire.
15:25There isn't any smoke.
15:26Is there a fire?
15:27There's no fire either.
15:29So I'm imagining the smoke, am I?
15:31Sorry, is the fire the speculation?
15:33And the smoke is the leadership question?
15:35Look, if there is a fire, you started it, not us.
15:37But if there is a fire, where's the smoke gone?
15:40Well, I don't know.
15:40Perhaps the coalition have blown it up your arse.
15:44Mr Goldsby?
15:45Gorman!
15:46Thank you so very much.
15:47Very good impersonation, by the way.
15:49Oh, thank you, Sean.
15:50I can do Milo Kerrigan, too.
15:52All right.
15:56Seven.
15:57Can you...
15:57Can you...
15:58Sadly, that's very accurate.
16:06Still to come.
16:08Activists free millions of oranges from Battery Orchard.
16:12And Buddy Franklin poses for red-light camera.
16:15Also ahead, business and finance with Libby Vagery.
16:22There was also good news for Gina Reinhart, with Jack Cowan winning a seat on the board
16:25of Fairfax.
16:26So what's Cowan's connection to Reinhart?
16:28Well, Cowan owns 300 Hungry Jacks outlets, 49 KFCs and 25% of Domino's Pizza.
16:33Oh, I see.
16:34So it's a customer loyalty thing.
16:38Well, they say laughter makes the world go round, particularly if it's at someone else's
16:42expense.
16:43Let's help aid that rotation now with some pranks.
16:48OK, Tosh and Veronica, understand that you've given our treasurer, Wayne Swan, a bit of
16:51a pasty.
16:52Yeah, that's right, Sean.
16:53This week, Tosh and me thought we'd dress up as coins to see whether we could get into
16:57Parliament House and try and hold Wayne captive.
16:59A bit like the way Treasury's holding the Australian dollar captive.
17:02OK, sounds good.
17:03We should remind viewers, though, that Tosh and Veronica do have university degrees,
17:07so these pranks do qualify as satire under the ABC Charter.
17:10Smash it!
17:14Hit him!
17:14Hit him!
17:15Hit him!
17:15Yeah!
17:16Yeah!
17:16Get in there!
17:17Get in the car!
17:18Get in the car!
17:19Get in there!
17:20Get in!
17:21Get in!
17:22We're going to take you for a ride just like you have the Australian public on inflation.
17:26Get down!
17:27Break his ribs!
17:28Break his ribs!
17:29Smash him!
17:30Yeah!
17:30Yeah!
17:32Woo!
17:33Oh, this is going to go freaking viral on the net.
17:41Hey, bonus prank!
17:43Oh!
17:45Break my arm!
17:46Yeah!
17:47Yeah!
17:49And now, Mr. Swan is going to see what it feels like to drop below parity with the US dollar.
17:56Have we cleared this with legal?
17:57Yeah, send them an email!
17:59Great!
17:59We just have to remember to untie his hands!
18:11Six months later and Wayne Swan is still in this hospital at taxpayers' expense.
18:16We've pranked him again by blocking up all of the toilets in the building and disconnecting
18:20the elevators so he has to walk down six flights of stairs to use the portaloo in the car park.
18:24But just like the value of the Australian dollar, what goes down must come up!
18:30This is going to be so good.
18:31This is going to be awesome!
18:33Make it look really good so we get to be unlike the Logies or something.
18:39Oh!
18:39Yeah!
18:40Oh!
18:41Jeff!
18:42I fucked it!
18:43Yes, Ronnie!
18:45Get out of it!
18:47Oh, Jesus!
18:48Get back!
18:49Run!
18:51Run!
18:52Get away!
18:53Run!
18:54Run!
18:54Run!
18:55Run!
18:59I will not save you!
19:01Run!
19:01Run!
19:02Run!
19:04It's very expensive.
19:06Wouldn't it have been cheaper just to use a bit of old footage like this?
19:09Well, they've been over in their Marshgate Lane commentary box
19:17for the last two and a half months now, preparing for this moment.
19:20Maggie, only nine hours to go before Danny Boyle's opening ceremony blasts off.
19:24You must be looking forward to it.
19:25Oh, Sean, we thought we'd take advantage of the fact that everyone in London
19:28will either be here or at home watching it on the TV
19:31and pop out and catch a West End show.
19:33The Duke of Kent here's got us tickets to see The Mousetrap.
19:38Should be good.
19:39Well, I hear Daniel Craig's abseiling out of a helicopter
19:41and Paul McCartney's singing Live and Let Die.
19:43Really? Wow.
19:44Agatha Christie sure can ride her, mate.
19:47No, no, no, no, the opening ceremony.
19:49Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
19:50Yeah, look, Sean, the opening ceremony's been artistically compromised from the get-go.
19:54I mean, they had to lose half an hour, so they cut the BMX bikes out.
19:58Now, that, for me, would have been the highlight.
20:0030 minutes of double pegs, lucky grinds, roller coasters,
20:04group of predators, toothpicks, toothpick hangovers, tabletop,
20:07superman seat grabs, bar spins, back flips, 180s, 360s,
20:11care cans, tyre grabs, toboggans, tuck no handers, turn downs,
20:15crank flicks, ET cap walks, endos, front and back pogos,
20:18nose manuals, foot jam tail whips, steam rollers,
20:21tie machines, invert ramp crane girdles.
20:22I don't want to bore you with the details, Sean,
20:24but, I mean, I'd take that over a bass solo from Paul McCartney any day.
20:28Mind you, if he was doing Mull of Kintyre or Rupert Bear and the Frog Song, fair enough.
20:32Yeah, yeah, but why the need to cut half an hour?
20:35Oh, apparently it's so people can get home, Sean.
20:37Last train leaves at 2.30am.
20:39So why not just start the ceremony half an hour earlier?
20:42What, at 2am?
20:43No, that'd make things worse, I reckon.
20:45Plus, everyone would be legless.
20:47No, no, no, no, I mean, half an hour earlier than they've scheduled to start.
20:50If I may, Maggie, there's no problem with the start time, Sean.
20:54It's when it finishes that's causing the trouble.
20:57Yes, but, no, what I'm saying, Your Grace,
20:59is that if you start the ceremony half an hour earlier,
21:02won't it finish half an hour earlier?
21:07Alternatively, why not just keep the trains running for another couple of hours?
21:10Oh, it's all very well suggesting these things,
21:12but putting them into effect is the difficulty.
21:14I was part of the London Organising Committee,
21:16and the devil's very much in the detail, you know,
21:18making sure the Olympic rings all intersect.
21:21Should we buy a computer?
21:22Are the public going to want food?
21:24Well, I appreciate that, Your Grace.
21:26It's not only the ceremony we've had to cut into to save time.
21:29We've tightened up the marathon as well.
21:30They said it was going to take two hours.
21:32I said it bloody well is not.
21:33Cut it back to about 500 metres.
21:35You over in a few seconds.
21:37Anyway, we'd better get going, Your Holiness.
21:38Parking's a bugger around this month.
21:40Well, thanks very much, Maggie, for all the team, really,
21:44and all the time you put in there in London,
21:46Marshgate Lane commentary box.
21:47But the ABC's commitment to international sporting events
21:50doesn't end with the entire commentary team
21:52talking out to go and see the mouse track.
21:54Tonight, we also look back on what the Olympics really mean
21:58in a very special episode of The Wisdom of the Elders.
22:02Bill, the London Olympics opened today,
22:18so I thought it might be nice to look back
22:20at the time we first hosted the game.
22:22Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
22:24Sydney 2000.
22:26It's a while ago now, isn't it?
22:27Melbourne 1956.
22:29Yes, yes, I forgot about that one.
22:31What do you remember of that time?
22:33Well, I don't know.
22:35I suppose it was a fear of the unknown.
22:37Because back then, Australia, as a nation,
22:39knew very little of the wider world.
22:41Here we were, safely tucked away in our southern hemisphere,
22:44and suddenly we had hordes of foreign athletes
22:47invading our shores,
22:49carried inside these giant metal birds.
22:52Hieroglyphs.
22:52Well, we know them by that name now, though, yes.
22:56So you're saying that Australia suffered from a cultural cringe?
23:00Well, I don't know whether it's that.
23:02I mean, it's a bit like when you're a hobo,
23:04and you work in your corner,
23:06and a beautiful, rich lady comes along,
23:08sachets past, throws you some change.
23:10Well, you take a bit of a chance, don't you?
23:12You invite her back to your boxcar,
23:14but before she gets there, you've got to fancy up, don't you?
23:16You know, you've got to mop it out
23:18and change the straw, that sort of thing.
23:19But in the end, it's still a boxcar,
23:22and you're still a hobo.
23:24But I don't think I'd call it cultural cringe, no.
23:28Yes.
23:29What measures did the AOC take
23:31to present Melbourne in its best possible light?
23:34Ah, well, we immediately passed a beautification bill.
23:37Streets were swept,
23:38vagrants were rounded up and taken away,
23:40and I remember personally shooting any dogs
23:43wandering within a 20-mile radius of the MCG.
23:46The owners as well.
23:48Oh, and we put some fairy lights up in the trees.
23:53Well, that would have looked pretty at night.
23:55Yes, but only the visiting athletes
23:57were allowed to look at them under the new law.
24:00So, do you have a single lasting memory of the Games?
24:04No, not at all.
24:05But I do have something
24:05that I think you might be interested in looking at.
24:08Eh?
24:11Allow me to introduce to you
24:12none other than Miss Dawn Fraser.
24:15Heya, Bill, how are ya?
24:18That's Matt Wells.
24:19Shut up, I want a good thing here.
24:21Eh, nothing to come for tea, thanks, Bill.
24:22No worries, dude.
24:24And not coming up, because we've run out of time.
24:27Victoria's City West Police Complex.
24:30While the rest of them are quite simple.
24:32And not the way to serve Grange Hermitage
24:35at room temperature, claims wine experts.
24:40And so ends a series
24:42in which we hopefully presented
24:43an equally imbalanced analysis
24:45of both sides of politics
24:46and life in general.
24:48I can't speak for the rest of the Madders Hill cast
24:50about how enjoyable it's been doing
24:51this show for the ABC.
24:53But I can sing about it.
24:58When your world is full of strange arrangements
25:02And gravity won't pull you through
25:06You know you're missing out on something
25:10Well, that something depends on you
25:14All I'm saying
25:17It takes a lot to love you
25:19All I'm doing
25:21You know it's true
25:23All I mean now
25:25There's one thing, yes, one thing
25:27that turns this
25:28grey sky to blue
25:31That's the look, that's the look
25:34The look of love
25:36That's the look, that's the look
25:38The look of love
25:40That's the look, that's the look
25:41The look of love
25:45When your girl has left you out on the pavement
25:50Goodbye
25:50Then your dreams fall apart at the seams
25:54Your reason for living
25:56Your reason for leaving
25:59Don't ask me what it means
26:02Who's that look?
26:03I don't know the answer to that question
26:07If I knew I would tell you
26:10What's the look?
26:11Look for your information
26:13Yes, there's one thing, there's one thing
26:17That still holds true
26:18What's that?
26:19That's the look, that's the look
26:21The look of love
26:23That's the look, that's the look
26:25The look of love
26:27That's the look, that's the look
26:29The look of love
26:33Oh, yeah!
26:34Charge, baby
26:37To disproportion me in every part
26:47Like to a chaos
26:49Or an unkempt bare wealth
26:52That carries no impression
26:53But the damned
26:54I'm wasted here, really
26:58In this comedy show
26:59I'll give it to you
27:13Look for what you've Australia
27:16If you put it in place
27:18You just got to make it
27:19Well, what's the look?
27:20All YOUR THANKS
27:22You Holland
27:23All your fruits
27:24Thatản is easy
27:24Light the looking
27:25Oh, yeah!
27:26I'm afraid
27:26All your shows