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Original Broadcast Date: March 25th 2015
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00:30Now, first thing I'd like to do tonight is start off with an apology
00:41A lot of people complained last week about some of the language I used during last week's broadcast
00:46I mean, I spoke mainly English, obviously
00:48But there were complaints specifically about a certain old English word I used a few times
00:54Beginning with F
00:56Ending in K
01:00And there was a U in there too somewhere
01:01But I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks
01:04Or blank
01:06It was a C
01:08Anyway, I am sorry if I offended you
01:12I make no excuses because, you know, there are no excuses, really are there
01:16It was a misjudgment on my part
01:18And I'm not going to sit here pointing the finger at anybody other than myself
01:22Although, I wasn't the only newsreader being rude last week
01:27Here's SBS's Lee Lin Chin
01:29Penises
01:30Disgusting
01:35Disgusting and typical of SBS
01:37But it does raise an interesting topic
01:40Now there's nothing I enjoy more than watching our politicians shouting abuse at each other across the parliamentary floor
01:48While the Speaker of the House looks cross and barely in control
01:51But sometimes things can go too far
01:54As when our Prime Minister called Bill Shorten
01:57The Dr Goebbels of economic policy
02:00We have brought the point
02:01I withdraw, I withdraw, I withdraw
02:05Now we all say things in the heat of the moment of insulting somebody in public that had we paused to think as Mr Abbott normally does interminably
02:13Before almost every word he utters we might not have otherwise said
02:17I mean for a start it didn't make any sense did it, I mean Dr Goebbels had nothing to do with economic policy
02:22And if it didn't have to make any sense there are plenty of other less offensive members of the medical profession that Mr Abbott could have likened Mr Shorten to
02:29Which wouldn't have caused such a brouhaha
02:31If you'll excuse my French
02:33There's Dr Strangelove, Dr Kissinger, Dr Kevorkian, Dr Crippen, Dr Jekyll, Dr Frankenstein, Dr Edelstead, Dr Zaius, Dr Seuss, Dr Lecter, Dr Carl, Dr Carl, Dr Octavius, Dr Pepper, Dr Ming's herbal weight loss tea
02:50And of course Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
02:52To name but 16
02:54Now in a perfect world of course the reference could have made sense too
02:58The name of the doctor reflecting in some way Labour's approach to handling the economy when they were in power
03:03Dr Doolittle perhaps
03:05But generally I've got to say the PM is very diplomatic when it comes to the word speaking voice talk his mouth does
03:13Here he is for example chatting to a visiting Vietnamese general
03:17We Australians know well that the power of the Vietnamese army
03:20Now obviously it's very important when meeting foreign dignitaries to find common ground
03:27Even if that common ground is the ground you're fighting over in the Battle of Long Tan back in 66
03:32Which we won
03:33The thing is though if you're going to refer to famous historical events or people when you want to put someone in their place
03:40You've got to know what you're talking about
03:42Here's Senator Sam Dastyari referring to Senator Erica Betts
03:46I asked Colonel Clink on the other side moments earlier
03:49A very specific question
03:51After likening Senator Erica Betts to the fictional Hogan's hero's Nazi
03:55Senator Dastyari later withdrew the comments
03:59Now now it's very important
04:00It's very important to know that Colonel Clink was not a Nazi
04:08Alright he was a colonel in the Luftwaffe
04:10Being in the German military in World War II does not automatically mean that you're a Nazi
04:15SBS should have known that
04:16What was it the philosopher George Santayana said
04:19If we don't know our sitcom history then we are doomed to repeat it
04:23I mean look at the odd couple
04:25Now all this happened because Mr Shorten had asked Mr Abbott if Australia was at risk of losing its AAA rating
04:33Things got heated obviously
04:34But initially it was quite civil with Mr Abbott quite simply accusing Mr Shorten of pyromania
04:39It's like the arsonist complaining about the fire Madam Speaker
04:43That's what it is
04:43It's the arsonist complaining about the fire
04:46Alright that's a good line and worth repeating
04:49As Mr Abbott did
04:51Although an arsonist who lights a fire has successfully achieved what he set out to do
04:56So I'm not sure where the analogy is with the previous Labour government
04:59Still you can understand the PM's frustration
05:02Where were the alternative policies being put up by these jackbooted firebugs
05:06It's easy to be critical
05:07It doesn't require any thought at all just to say no to things all the time
05:11Any idiot can do that
05:13But as Mr Abbott said we could have had a far more constructive debate if we
05:19Counted our blessings a little more
05:21Saw ourselves more in the way the rest of the world sees us
05:27The rest of the world apart from the United Nations Human Rights Council obviously
05:31But why are tensions running so high in Canberra at the moment?
05:35As we all know the Senate aren't exactly being cooperative when it comes to allowing the
05:43Coalition government to pursue its mandate of governing in the way it wants in spite of the Senate
05:47In fact last week there was even talk of a double dissolution
05:50In fact it was raised twice making it a double double dissolution
05:53And I think that means Parliament dissolves in half the time it would normally take
05:58Like Panadol Rapid
06:00Now there's two views about this double double dissolution
06:03Wicks works out to half a view per dissolution
06:06First according to one unnamed senior minister
06:09Mr Abbott's plan is to lead them all to a narcissistic annihilation
06:13Now I'm not sure which senior minister that was
06:15Let's try and work it out shall we?
06:17This should be fun
06:17Alright
06:18Okay so it's a senior minister
06:20So that knocks out former parliamentary secretaries and assistant ministers
06:25And some of you more junior ministers
06:28Alright they're gone
06:28It's obviously someone who doesn't like Mr Abbott
06:30So percentage wise based on the last leadership spill motion
06:34That leaves about 40% of them
06:35Well it wouldn't be anyone just holding on to their jobs
06:38Who need Mr Abbott to prop them up
06:39So that rules out Hockey, Pine and Kevin Andrews
06:42Someone with leadership ambitions obviously
06:45And someone who likes showing off their private school education
06:48By using expressions like narcissistic annihilation
06:50Anyway
06:54Anyway whoever it was
06:58They're probably right
07:00On the other hand we have the view of Barnaby Joyce
07:02Who said this about what would happen if there was a double dissolution
07:08We will go mad
07:11If you're on the journey to madness
07:13A double dissolution and a whole range of new independent senators
07:17From a whole crazy diaspora
07:19Will send you completely around the twist
07:22Now it's an interesting admission from the agriculture minister
07:24That they're already on a journey to madness
07:26But Barnaby Joyce knows what he's talking about
07:29Here he is on how he gets things done
07:32And if you just you know rub the magic god of the sky rocket
07:35You can do all sorts of wonderful things
07:37But relations between the non-aligned senators and the misaligned ones are not good
07:43The unhinged ones in particular are not very happy about being described by Mr Abbott as feral
07:49Jackie Lambie for example thought the description was quite disturbing and really disrespectful
07:55And Jackie knows what she's talking about
07:57She once described the prime minister as a psychopath having no balls and being a lying liar
08:03On what he's like to deal with she said
08:06He just ums and ahs
08:08He's either incompetent or doesn't know his subject
08:10It's like having an office manager in the office that can't run an office
08:13Now Senator Lambie's chief of staff Dolly Norman
08:17What does Jackie mean when she says it's like having an office manager in the office that can't run an office?
08:22Oh Sean, those quotes were taken completely out of Jackie's mouth
08:26What's important is that Mr Abbott is either incompetent or doesn't know his subject
08:35And what's the difference
08:36And the other thing is, as Jackie says, he does a lot of umming and ahhing
08:41Well I think we have footage of Jackie saying that
08:43Well I think when it comes to Sherry Law
08:48Um, you know, to me it's, um, it's, uh
08:53A cat likes to play with a mouse before the killing blow
09:10It's a metaphor
09:14Dolly, Jackie's introduced a bill about the ADF pay to keep the bastards honest
09:20Yeah, and make sure they get a pay increase
09:23Um, Sean, Jackie's been very firm about that
09:25But Jackie's bill may in fact actually result in a pay cut for ADF personnel
09:30Isn't that right, Viceree Cabin Boy, Sir Bobo Gargle?
09:35Absolutely, Sean, it couldn't have come at a worse time
09:37Whoever you are to have to put up with an inadequate base salary
09:41To be able to take some shore leave now and then
09:44And to spend some time on the town
09:47Like that wonderful MGM musical
09:49I've forgotten its name
09:51Um, on the town?
09:52Yes, yes
09:53To spend time dancing with each other in the streets
09:57And in the local shopping complexes
09:59Purchasing those little things that make life in the Australian military bearable
10:04Things like bandages, ointments, Stabilo boss remover, magnets, Gene Kelly DVDs
10:11And those extra memory cards for their laptops in case they want to make their own movies
10:16Thank you, Bobo
10:19So, so will all this blocking of legislation
10:22Or the getting through of legislation that's pointless
10:24Lead to a double dissolution?
10:26According to those closest to the Prime Minister
10:29Like Finance Minister Matthias Cormann
10:30I'm not a commentator
10:32Again, I'm not a commentator
10:33Again, I'm not going to be a commentator
10:34He also denied a double dissolution had ever been discussed
10:39I've never been part of any discussion
10:41Where that proposition has been put forward
10:43Do you think it's ridiculous to be considering that
10:45Given what you say that we are only halfway through the first term
10:48I'm not a commentator
10:50But what I would say is that obviously we've still got a lot of work to do
10:54Spokesborg for the Finance Minister Darius Horsham
10:57Sean McAuliffe, you son of a bitch
10:59Do you think the government can win over the Senate
11:05Get the 2014 budget measures through
11:06And prepare the way in time for blocking the 2015 budget
11:09I know, Sean
11:102014 was so last year
11:13But it shouldn't be a problem
11:15We in the coalition are being very charming
11:18Christopher Pyne and I often go on triple dates with Clive Palmer
11:22To win him over to our way of thinking
11:24And let me tell you that Clive enjoys nothing more than demolishing some Chinese
11:29We have to...
11:31Corey Bernardi works his magic on the Nick Xenophon
11:34There are ways of winning these people over
11:36Okay, what about Jackie Lambie?
11:38Oh, hi Darius
11:39How they're hanging?
11:40I'm not a commentator, Sean
11:46So the double dissolution is just a rumour?
11:50It's not a rumour
11:51If things get tough, you don't give up and dissolve yourselves
11:55You reason with them by smashing their heads together
11:59Until they see your point of view and stop being such economic girly men
12:03That's a good point
12:09Do you think the Senate is feral?
12:11Again, Sean, I'm not a commentator
12:13What is a commentator exactly?
12:15Darius, you seem happy enough to answer some questions
12:17Sean, a commentator is a cybernetic organism with human tissue over
12:21An almost indestructible endoskeleton
12:24No, no, I think that's a terminator
12:25Oh, yeah, of course
12:28My bad
12:29At the end of the day, though, maybe the best way of dealing with a feral Senate
12:34Is to take Senator Lionhelm's advice and keep them as pets
12:38Although I don't think someone like Jackie Lambie can be tamed
12:42I mean, Dolly, can you see her in a cage?
12:45Um, I think she'd be up for it
12:47All right, then we'll send your entries to adopt a senator, care of etc
12:52And you'll receive by return post a gift-wrap minority party senator
12:56All independent for you to look after and train
12:58Incidentally, Bobo, which of those Gene Kelly musicals we were talking about earlier?
13:03Because the ABC shop gives us some giveaways
13:05No, I like them all, Sean
13:06But especially those ones where he dances with Leslie Caron or Sid Charisse
13:10Sid Charisse
13:11What if we don't have any with Sid Charisse?
13:13Well, then
13:14I Sid Charisse the cracker!
13:17The story will come later in the week
13:28Ripped from the pages of history
13:32I only stole enough to feed my family
13:35You stole an entire ship's store of grain and then set fire to it
13:39They were very hungry
13:41And wanted a hot meal
13:43Sent to tame a savage land
13:49A free man with my own land, Johnny
13:52What shall I do with it, do you think?
13:54National park?
13:56Maybe later
13:56But until then
13:58Let us graze sheep and cattle on it
14:00Until there's not a blade of natural ground cover left
14:03But come, Johnny
14:04Help me rustle livestock from the neighbours
14:07And you shall stay for as long as I like
14:09In one of the many sheds you'll be building
14:10The family rises from the harsh red earth
14:14A sewage farm?
14:16As far as the eye can see
14:18A river of orgia as wide and brown as this country
14:23But it'll be good on us work, love
14:26And come harvest time
14:28We, all of us
14:29Can work together putting it in sacks
14:32To carve out its name for generations
14:36I don't want to work with turds, father
14:38This land is yours to do with
14:41As you will, son
14:43But promise you'll keep it exactly as it is
14:47And a wind farm will create good, clean energy
14:50Ever since I was a boy
14:51I've dreamed of working with currents of air
14:53Of feeling gusts and eddies and breezes
14:56Between my fingers
14:57Haven't I, Johnny?
14:59Your father's gone, young William
15:01The brown, forbidden outback shore
15:06Coming soon to etc
15:08Well, employers who abuse the skilled migration visa scheme
15:15Will now be subject to harsher penalties
15:17Anton Enos has more
15:19Not more penalties, more information
15:21Straight to the clip is what I'm saying
15:23The government is also relaxing
15:25The English language test
15:27For those applying for the 457 visas
15:29Now, the announcement was made very clear
15:31By Assistant Immigration Minister
15:33And winner of the 2014 Lip Reader's Friend Award
15:35Michaelia Cash
15:36We will be as tough on those
15:39Seeking to abuse the 457 program
15:41As we are on people smokers
15:44But unions concerned about the exploitation
15:55Of student and working holiday visas
15:57Are demanding a route and branch review
15:59Now, a branch review is a reasonable request
16:01In my view
16:02But gee, I think it's a bit too much
16:03Asking for a...
16:04Hello?
16:07Oh, I see
16:08I'm so sorry
16:09Yeah
16:10No, no
16:11I haven't got time for a survey now
16:13No, no
16:15Please, please
16:16Take my number off your phone list
16:18Alright
16:19Bye-bye, Corey
16:20Now, the government is also mindful
16:24That these changes don't stifle employment growth
16:26I do not want to see employers having to close their doors
16:30What about if they're operating a prison
16:31Or a door factory
16:33They never think these things through, do they?
16:35These people
16:36Excuse me for a start
16:36Yes, I know
16:39But not everyone is happy with the government's warm embrace
16:45Of non-English-speaking foreigners
16:46Coming to this country and taking our jobs
16:48The Greens in particular
16:50Long Australia's lone voice in the wilderness koala suit
16:53Against our
16:53Namby-pamby
16:54Do-good humanity for everybody ethos
16:56Has tabled a Senate inquiry into enterprise migration agreements
17:00And 457 visas
17:01And is leading the charge against the big mining companies
17:04To protect local jobs
17:05So, Greens Party spokesperson Coriander Tuesday
17:08The Greens want more Australians to be working in the mining industry?
17:12Yes
17:13We want more Australians in the minings
17:16Local jobs need protection by the Greens
17:20But should you, as a party with ecological sustainability at its core
17:25Be encouraging the mining of non-renewables by anybody at all?
17:28Yes, we love the non-renewables
17:31We do
17:32They must remain hidden and precious
17:35We must make it harder to dig the precious than easier
17:40But I suppose you are making it harder by opposing the cheaper labour that comes in under the 457 visas
17:46Yes, we oppose the nasty, wicked, false 457s
17:50Nasty, tricksy, exploitative visas
17:53Taking away the jobses from Australian workerses
17:58Oh, but local jobs is important
18:01Oh, but not jobs for migrants on 457 visas
18:06Oh, but migrants is good for the nations
18:09Oh, but it's bad to dig the Middle Earth
18:12Yes, but it's good for a healthy economy and the precious
18:17Oh!
18:18Metal detectors at Penguin Colony unlikely to affect flights
18:30And 530 years later, Richard III's prepaid funeral plan saves royal family a fortune
18:36Well, in today's media, you do tend to get a lot of this
18:43Alcohol and drug-fuelled violence
18:46The alcohol and drug-fuelled violence
18:48Alcohol and drug-fuelled violence
18:49Oh, sometimes you may get some variation
18:52Alcohol and drug-fuelled attacks
18:54Or a change of billing
18:56Drug and alcohol-fuelled violence
18:58But usually, whatever is being done is some version of alcohol and drug-fuelled
19:03And that's why I'm very pleased about this new welfare card
19:05The overall objective of the card would be to prevent the social damage
19:11Which is caused by welfare-fuelled alcohol and drug abuse
19:15Yes, yes, if we could just cut off the supply of that welfare-fuelled
19:20Then we wouldn't have alcohol and drug-fuelled problems
19:22Later in the program, I speak with Vivian Overian about the card
19:26Well, that's precisely why we're opposed to the card
19:30We believe it's a flagrant breach of Australian citizens' civil liberties
19:34And their right to spend their money the way they see fit
19:36Vivian Overian there, from Civil Liberties Australia
19:39No, no, I'm from Friends of Crown Casino
19:41Oh
19:43Well, as we know, the government is busy preparing their second budget
19:48Now, it's not a sequel because the first one didn't really do that well
19:51So it's a reimagining of the initial concept in an attempt to reboot the franchise
19:56So it's really all about sell
19:58Our Prime Minister promises it'll be much less exciting than the first one
20:03And almost dull
20:04I like the almost, though
20:07You know, he doesn't want to be accused of breaking another promise
20:09If some of us end up finding it slightly interesting
20:12It is strange, though, isn't it?
20:14It's almost as if he doesn't want us to even look at the budget when it's handed down
20:17Personally, I think it'll be worth checking out
20:20They've got good people behind it
20:21They've had their budget forecasts assessed by their independent auditors
20:24Very reliable firm
20:26What was their name again?
20:27Prudent
20:28Frugal
20:29And Responsible
20:30That's them, yes
20:32And apparently
20:35Good firm
20:36And apparently the outlook is positive
20:41What we said was that we would get back to a strong and sustainable surplus as soon as possible
20:47As soon as possible
20:48And we will
20:49As soon as possible
20:51You see?
20:51That sounds great
20:52So roughly when does Treasury think that'll be?
20:54There was no surplus across the 40-year projection period
20:58Oh, well, I was kind of hoping for sooner
21:03I mean, in 2055, I don't want to hear Prime Minister Wyatt Roy still talking about Labor's deficit, debt and disaster
21:09So what can we expect, really?
21:12So inevitably it will be a much less exhilarating budget for those who are budget devotees and structural reform enthusiasts
21:22Which I think means no Cuban cigars for Joe and Matias when they announce at this time
21:32Maybe just an e-cigarette
21:34Or perhaps even more responsibly, a confectionary one
21:38Actually, that packaging wouldn't be allowed nowadays
21:42Can we bring that graphic into line with today's regulations, please?
21:45Thank you very much
21:47Well, budget devotees and structural reform enthusiast Kate Bush
21:57Are you prepared for a much less exhilarating budget?
22:00I don't see how it couldn't be exhilarating, Sean
22:04All the new spending initiatives
22:06The cutbacks
22:08What's going to be indexed to inflation
22:10And what isn't
22:11My friends are all coming round for a budget speech party
22:16Everyone dressed up like Joe Hockey
22:18And there's going to be a sweep
22:21$20 if you can guess this section of small business that's the biggest winner in the budget
22:27Now you said friends
22:30Possibly my sister
22:35She's on home detention at my house
22:38And do you have a budget reply speech party the next night
22:43Where everyone comes dressed as Chris Bowen?
22:46Gosh
22:46Yeah, that's a good idea, Sean
22:49We could all wander around saying
22:50I don't know what the tax-free threshold is
22:53Yes, yes, yes
22:54Yes, you could do that
22:55So, what have advice though, Kate?
22:56Don't advertise it on Facebook
22:58I know, it'll get out of hand
22:59Do you want to come?
23:02No, I can't
23:04I've got a thing
23:05Time now, though, for me to get some things off my chest
23:13Not by getting mad as hell
23:14But by plain speaking
23:15Well, as we all know, last week Education Minister Christopher Pine boasted
23:23I'm a fixer
23:25I fixed it
23:26I'm a fixer, Madam Speaker
23:27Now, the Pine Meister was referring to his fixing of higher education reforms
23:32Which he fixed much in the same way that, say, a leech applied to one's cheek might fix a broken pelvis
23:37Or red wine poured over a flaccati rug might fix a spill of salt
23:42But he's not the only fixer in the coalition ranks
23:46Well, what we said was we were going to fix the budget
23:48We have to fix the budget
23:50But that's what I see my job as in the government
23:53I'm a fixer
23:53I get things fixed
23:55It's my responsibility to fix the problem
23:57Now, different portfolios requiring different skills to fix a variety of things
24:02But all still franchisees of the same highly successful business
24:05Tony's fixing, no problem
24:07Too small
24:08They can't fix after first blaming it on Labour
24:10Now, we don't usually do endorsements on this show
24:16So here's a testimonial from Bill, king of the one-liners, Shorten
24:19What exactly in higher education has the fixer fixed?
24:26Wow
24:26Wow
24:28Doesn't even need a punchline anymore
24:31That's a rare comedian
24:34But despite the best endeavours of the Education Minister
24:38The Senate voted down the higher education reform legislation
24:41Mr Pine even agreed to split the bill
24:43Rather than ask us to pay for all of it
24:45But like transvestite cemetery workers
24:48The crossbenchers dug in their heels
24:50Maintaining their opposition
24:53Yes, I know
25:03Maintaining their opposition despite the best efforts to persuade them
25:08I couldn't have bent over further for the crossbenchers to make them support this bill
25:14See, I think that was the problem
25:16Aren't you supposed to bend over backwards to achieve something?
25:19Any other direction, you're asking for trouble
25:21Anyway, the Senate's decision to not take up the government's offer
25:26Has put pressure on the minister
25:27With speculation that Mr Pine may even struggle to hold onto his seat the next election
25:31Educational Romana Clef, Winsome Aberguildi
25:34Mr Pine enjoyed a sizeable swing at the last election, didn't he?
25:37Oh, look, he enjoys all forms of playground equipment, Sean
25:41Well, here he is commenting on the speculation
25:44What I've always sought in my electorate is to be seen as effective
25:48And experienced and energetic
25:50And I've been doing that for 22 years last Friday
25:54And I intend to keep doing that into the future
25:56If the good burgers of Sturt continue to support me
25:59Now, the burgers of Sturt are good
26:02But aren't they better at Hungry Jack's?
26:05No, that's just a lie, Sean
26:07Really?
26:07It's a whopper
26:08Now, Winsome, Winsome is played by Emily Tahini
26:14Oh, hi, everyone
26:16OK
26:16But one of the things I admire about my friend Carl Stefanovic's comedy news programme on Nine
26:22Is that he actually somehow manages to convince real politicians to come on the show for some of the sketches
26:27Here's Christopher Pine in a great piece on fixing things
26:31In this case, a tyre on Sylvia Jeffrey's car
26:34Sylvia plays the newsreader on the show
26:36And Anthony Albanese also appeared off camera in a cameo
26:40Doing nothing and offering no alternative tyre-changing policy
26:43Typical Labour
26:44Sylvia's newsreader character tweeted her thanks to Mr Pine for his good work
26:49By implication endorsing his efforts to deregulate university funding
26:52Mind you, this is what happened to Sylvia's car on the way home
26:55What's still to come later in the week?
26:58Debuting tonight on ABC2, the king of talkback
27:03Callers
27:04Caspar Jonquil in his own show, forensically dissecting the week's news and current affairs
27:10Everyone says they're all in favour of satanic hardcore porn movies
27:13But as soon as they offer to make one for them, it's
27:15Oh, no, not in my backyard
27:17Then why the hot air balloons keep landing on my house?
27:19Is there a shortage of helium?
27:21Plus, there's exclusive footage filmed by Caspar of the scandalous waste of water by his neighbours
27:27And joining Caspar in the studio tonight, Greens candidate, Tremana Turnoff
27:32You people make me sick with your wind-powered organic hemp suits
27:35And your chemical-free ant farms where you hide asylum seekers
27:38And brainwash them on polar ice melts and rising sea levels
27:41Which brought them here in the first place
27:43Excuse me, can I just say something about that?
27:45Shut up!
27:46No talking when Caspar's talking!
27:48Plus, Caspar interviews Get Up campaign director, Geordie Boogie
27:52Come on, get up now!
27:54That's Right-Minded with Caspar Jonkul
27:578.35 ABC 2
28:00Time now to check the news that's trending online around the country
28:05Here's Clandestine Morgue
28:07Thanks, Sean
28:09And the top four aggregated stories trending on news websites around Australia tonight are
28:14The surprise removal of a man's pants in a gymnasium dacking
28:19The unfortunate interruption to the peaceful life of a bird by a hungry squirrel
28:24The unfamiliarity of cats with calves
28:27And a man tries to help another man up a ladder
28:31And finally, a selection of the most popular terms currently being searched on Google across Australia
28:37I'm Clandestine Morgue
28:40Thanks, Clandestine
28:42Not coming up because we've run out of time
28:44Foreign ministers finally make selections from menu and wine list
28:48This week's My Kitchen Rules mystery box a real surprise
28:53And hey, has anyone seen Arthur Sinodinos?
29:00Well, and finally, just days after the announcement that Australia Post would be charging us more to deliver our mail two days later
29:06Its freight delivery contractor has been fined for speed tampering
29:10And what's more
29:10Two drivers allegedly tested positive for meth amphetamines
29:15Which makes you think that some deliveries could be arriving two days earlier than before
29:18Well, goodnight kids and remember, take courage, it can be delightful
29:23Giant baby
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