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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-do-do-ah
00:32Do-do-do-do-do-ah
00:35Ha, ha, ha, ha
00:37Ha, ha, ha
00:38Oh, oh
00:42Oh, school
00:43I must phone this school
00:46Oh
00:57Oh
00:58Yes?
01:17How dare you, you dirty old vows!
01:21Hello? Hello?
01:23Oh, lost!
01:28Hello?
01:33Hello?
01:35Whoever you are, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
01:38It's me, Jeremy Brown.
01:40What are you doing, making obscene phone calls?
01:43I'm in bed with Flo.
01:45In bed with whom?
01:47Flo?
01:49Well, this is most inconvenient.
01:51Typical of the weaker sex.
01:53I shall expect you to be better by Monday.
01:55In the meantime, I suppose I shall have to take your class.
01:58Here's a bunch of stuff in all of these.
02:01Now, what is the meaning of this?
02:03Now what is the meaning of this is to improve our English we learn all the English dances
02:29we are learning to be twisters to trot like foxes and to mash the potatoes also we
02:36learn English phrases like do you come here often and who is taking you home
02:41tonight there are more useful English phrases to learn than those now will you
02:46kindly tidy up this mess and sit down at once all of you I have to tell you that
02:56mr. Brown will not to be with us tonight
03:01it appears that he has a virus oh is that his girlfriend he has the flu he is laid
03:08up in bed excuse please how can he be laid up in bed he's laid down the term to be
03:18laid up means the same as being struck down
03:21but I am what a language there is nothing wrong with the English language it is the
03:27most widely spoken language in the world does anyone know the origin of the
03:31English language but come along where did English come from England not quite the
03:39early Britons were Celtic from Glasgow I was not referring to football I was talking about the
03:51race no no no it's not a race it's a football I see them playing the Milano in the cup I don't
03:57contradict me and if I have any more of your stupid remarks I shall send you out of the class
04:01the Celts were a race of people then came the Gauls you see I was a right you ever the goals in football
04:09all right mr. Capello I did warn you kindly leave the class where do I go to well I suggest that you
04:18go home and study your books you were standing there and you are still standing there silence now
04:38take heed because I shall not tell you again anyone who persists in uttering idiotic
04:43nonsense will be sent home now the Romans invaded Britain in 43 AD can anyone tell me what AD means
04:52after dark
04:53right mr. Nadine come along off you go what am I going for don't argue just go
05:02to continue AD means arrow Domini which refers to time since the birth of our Lord the time before
05:17his birth we refer to as BC does anyone know what BC means before Christmas
05:23the Romans were supplanted by the Angles Saxons and Jutes who brought with them a new language please I
05:41thought I told you to go yes I go but I come back you are one thing on the telephone mr. Brown is wishing to
05:47speak with you oh very well excuse me no Anna yeah you will take charge of the class in my absence I
05:55shall not belong and don't stand for any nonsense do not worry I shall be standing for nothing I shall
06:01be sitting down hello oh hello mr. Courtney I just wanted to tell you that I got all the students
06:10homework here perhaps if you could send someone round to collect it we do not have a messenger service mr.
06:16Brown are you sure you're too ill to come in well yes I still feel pretty groggy I mean besides I
06:21wouldn't like you to catch my cold I never catch cold I expect the germs freeze to death instantly
06:27oh nothing no look I'd better hang up if you were what the homework it's here
06:36and where is everybody they are giving me stupid answers so I sense them all home
06:51I'll go away
07:13I not hear nothing me too maybe he's sleeping why don't we try around the back door ha back door more
07:26better hello anybody there yes please oh yes it is me you rang the bell a minute ago no I'm only just
07:41arriving somebody right there's nobody here his bed still warm why the door open oh no good you're
07:54right Jamila somebody can come in and steal something huh oh blimey I think you are getting a broken house
08:09yes please I think they are banging on your belt to see if you are inside and now they are breaking in
08:19do you know you could be right what's the matter I hear something
08:24good lord
08:27I'm not young
08:31I think I am being housebroken that was a very evil eye I saw
08:36it's a big evil eye
08:39move out the way I open the door
08:43stand by Harry I'm going to break the door down
08:45do you have a little bit of a blow
08:46he and I think he is going to break the door down
08:47come in on
08:48that's Mr. Brown
08:51that's Mr. Brown
08:52do you have a good needs man
08:54that's Mr. Brown
08:55that's Mr. Brown
08:56you have a good
08:57now that's Mr. Brown
08:59that's Mr. Brown
08:59that's Mr. Brown
09:00that's Mr. Brown
09:02that's Mr. Brown
09:04he and Mr. Brown
09:04he's happy
09:05huh
09:06oh
09:08Hi
09:10Mr. Brown, are you alright?
09:10yes
09:10Oh, Mr. Ryan, are you all right?
09:15Yes, it's fine, apart from a touch of concussion and raging fever.
09:18I'm terrific.
09:19Thank goodness. We thought you had flu.
09:22What are you all doing here? Why aren't you at school?
09:25Well, we're finished early, so we thought we'd come and give you a visit.
09:28Oh, that's very kind of you.
09:29And we bring you a big bunch of grapes.
09:31Oh, thank you.
09:35We eat one or two on the way.
09:38Oh, well, it's the thought that counts.
09:40You must get in bed immediately, no?
09:42Yes, I am starting to feel cold again.
09:44Master T, I have knit small gift for you.
09:48Oh, thank you, Jamila.
09:50You try.
09:51Very kind of you.
09:52Yes.
09:57A little big.
09:58Yes.
09:59Well, keep me warm.
10:01Oh, blimey.
10:03It will not be needing to wear any gloves.
10:07Well, perhaps it'll shrink.
10:09Come, Mr. Brian, I must have you in bed.
10:12Pardon?
10:14Oh, that's what you mean.
10:19Let me tuck you in.
10:21Oh, it's so, it's like yuck.
10:27Is that better?
10:29Yes, I'm starting to feel warm all over now.
10:33Jamila and I will make you some hot milk.
10:36Ah, hot milk?
10:38Most good for worms.
10:40Worms?
10:40I haven't got worms.
10:41Not worms.
10:43Oh, worms.
10:44Achoo.
10:45Do you mean colds?
10:46Oh, colds.
10:48Huh.
10:48Come.
10:50Well, I must say, it's very good of you all to come and visit me.
10:53Take a chair, reach.
10:55Jelly good.
11:02Where do you wish us to take chairs?
11:04I don't want you to take them anywhere.
11:06Just sit down on them over here.
11:08Mr. Brown, I have something here to make you feel much better.
11:16Yeah, well, it's very good of you, Ali, but I don't want any more medicine.
11:20But it is jolly good for your chest.
11:22Are you sure?
11:23Oh, blimey, yes.
11:26Oh, let's have a look, then.
11:29Oh, it smells awful.
11:30I'm telling you, it is guaranteed to kill or cure.
11:36I'm not so I like the first alternative.
11:38Well, here it goes.
11:40It's foul.
11:42Oh, dearie me.
11:44I'm thinking you should not have been drinking that medicine.
11:47You said it would cure my chest.
11:49Yes, but you're supposed to be rubbing it on.
11:54You poison me!
11:56I ring the doctor.
11:57It's more important we ring the priest.
12:00Priest?
12:00What?
12:01Last sacrament.
12:02You may be dead before the doctor comes.
12:04Oh, great.
12:05You may as well go all the way and send for the undertaker.
12:08Okay.
12:08What's his address?
12:11Excuse, please.
12:12He's not being poisoned.
12:13This medicine is also very good for your stomach.
12:16It makes you get up and go.
12:20Just like fruits.
12:21No, that's all I need.
12:24Oh, sacrament.
12:25Oh, regardez-ce que j'ai fizzed.
12:27Incroyable.
12:28Monsieur Brown, I have spilt all the milk all over my head.
12:30And now it will be ruined.
12:32You haven't spilt the whole pint, have you?
12:33That was for day and tomorrow.
12:36Thank you very much.
12:37Well, you better go and sponge it off in the bathroom.
12:39Are you all right?
12:41You have got a funny colour.
12:43I think it was something I just drank.
12:45Shall I give you the kiss of life?
12:47Yes.
12:47No, no, no, no.
12:49Catch my cold.
12:50You can give me the kiss of life, please.
12:53Me too.
12:54So, do you like the kissing, yes?
12:57Oh, yes.
12:58Yes, please.
12:59Oh, good.
13:00I shall give both of you the most beautiful French kiss.
13:04Oh.
13:06Oh, I wonder who's going to be first.
13:09Close your eyes.
13:10Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
13:23Is there anything else you are wishing us to do?
13:25Yes.
13:26Just go home.
13:27You don't want us to stay?
13:29No, no, no.
13:29I appreciate your calling,
13:30but it's just that I would recover much quicker
13:32if I were left alone.
13:33Okay.
13:34We got to the pub.
13:36We hope you much better soon, Mr. Brown.
13:38Come on, Ali.
13:38Good evening.
13:44Good night.
13:48Master G?
13:49Oh.
13:50Hello.
13:51Hot bottles.
13:52Oh, thank you, Jim.
13:53Oh, see who that is, would you?
13:54What are you doing here?
14:00I warm bed for Master G.
14:02I...
14:05It's all right, Miss Courtney.
14:06She means she was just warming a hot water bottle for me.
14:09Mr. Brown, it is highly improper
14:11for this young lady to be here alone with a man.
14:13Oh, well, I can assure you, Miss Courtney,
14:15that nothing improper is taking place.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh, well, I can assure you that I'll hang my dress.
14:34Good night, Mr. Brown, sir.
15:04Good evening, Ranjit.
15:06What do you want?
15:07I am coming here to be making you over the weather.
15:10Over the weather?
15:11Yes, because I'm hearing you are under the weather.
15:15Better come in and sit down.
15:18Are we going to be sitting down together?
15:20No, I still don't feel too well.
15:22I think med's the best place.
15:23Whatever you say.
15:25I didn't meet the two of us.
15:35Apologies.
15:36Oh, see who that is, Ranjit.
15:45Do you want me to come in?
15:47I can't see how Mr. Brown is.
15:50You okay?
15:51Terrible.
15:52Never mind.
15:53I come to cheer you up.
15:55Oh, good.
15:56I can do with cheering up.
15:57I think you don't look very well.
16:03I think he look very white.
16:05He is white.
16:07But he looks more white than before.
16:14I think you have what we call in Sevilla the three-day gripper.
16:20I don't like the sound of that.
16:23Only last three days.
16:25On the first day, fever like you have.
16:28On the second day, white as you are.
16:32And on the third day...
16:33You get better?
16:34You die.
16:38Finito, finito.
16:39Oh, thanks for coming to cheer me up.
16:42It's all right.
16:43I bring you something.
16:44Don't tell me it's some Spanish medicine recommended for rubbing on chests.
16:49No, medicina.
16:51Fundador.
16:52Fundador?
16:53Si.
16:54Spanish brandy.
16:55Un momento.
16:56It's a good taste.
16:57It's strong.
16:58Kill all germs.
16:59Not household germs.
17:00Any germs.
17:01I must say it's warming me up already.
17:02Mmm.
17:03Can I have some more?
17:04Sure, sure.
17:05I go.
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:09Oh.
17:10Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:12Oh.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:15Oh.
17:16Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:18Oh.
17:19Oh.
17:20Oh.
17:21Oh.
17:22Oh.
17:23Oh.
17:24Oh.
17:25Oh.
17:26Oh.
17:27Oh.
17:28Oh.
17:29Oh.
17:30Oh.
17:31Oh.
17:32Come in.
17:33Sit down.
17:34Have a drink.
17:35Ranjit.
17:36Yes, please, Mr. Brown.
17:37I need some glasses.
17:38Are your eyes mad as well?
17:42I mean glasses to drink them.
17:44Thousand apologies.
17:45Well, there's some on the sideboard.
17:47Bring three.
17:48Uh.
17:49Here you are, Mr. Brown.
17:55One for that.
17:56One for that.
17:57Oh.
17:59One for a gin.
18:00You are most kind.
18:01And one for wine.
18:02Bottoms up.
18:03What is bottoms up?
18:04Oh, it's, um, an English phrase used when having a drink.
18:20Oh.
18:21Oh.
18:22I am thinking it is not instantly drinking it bottom up.
18:28Oh.
18:29No, no, no, no, no, no, Randy.
18:30It refers to the glass, the bottom of the glass, tip it up.
18:34Ah, si. As you say, up the hatch.
18:39Down the hatch. Si, down the hatch. Si, oh.
18:42Now I'm understanding. I am also knowing another saying,
18:46round the teeth and through the gums. Look out, Tommy. Here it comes.
18:53Very good. Mind if I have another...
18:56Oh, look, you've finished the bottle. I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
19:01I have brought genuine Japanese.
19:07Sake. Oh, sake. Yes, I've heard of that.
19:10It's what those geisha girls give you, isn't it?
19:14Geisha girls give you much more.
19:20Yes, I understand.
19:22Hey, Daru, is it true that the geisha girls,
19:26they give you the bath on the nothingness, eh?
19:29Yes!
19:30Yes, yes, yes!
19:33In Japan, man has a coat.
19:37He go, see, geisha.
19:41What happens?
19:42Geisha prepare hot bath,
19:45then wash men all over.
19:49I should think that would send your temperature up.
19:55After a man was on beddle,
20:00geisha rob him with perfumed oil, sir.
20:08And does that cure a cold?
20:10No, no, it makes it much nicer.
20:13Leave the cat on the lock,
20:24so that if anybody comes,
20:25they can walk straight in.
20:29Good evening, Mr. Blowne.
20:31Oh, Suley and Anna.
20:33They bring you some things to make you well.
20:35Oh, well, that's very kind of you,
20:36but actually I'm feeling a lot better.
20:38These will clear your head instant, take...
20:40Oh, well, I've tried everything else.
20:43I'm sure a couple more pills won't make any difference.
20:46Now, we need some hot water.
20:48No, it's all right.
20:48I'll take it with the sake.
20:51Ev, what's for you to do that?
20:53Oh, you said they'd clear my head.
20:55You are supposed to put some in the hot water
20:57and breathe in the fumes.
20:58What about you, Suley?
21:11Have you brought some Chinese medicine for me?
21:13Oh, this is not medicine.
21:15This is very ancient Chinese treatment.
21:17Is it anything like the geisha girls give you?
21:20Oh, much better.
21:21Oh, well, in that case.
21:25First, you must slip.
21:26Yeah?
21:27Oh, right.
21:27Only two ways.
21:31Oh.
21:32Hang on, really.
21:35Now, right out on your stomach.
21:37Like this?
21:39Er, yes.
21:41Yeah.
21:42And ready?
21:43Very good.
21:48Oh, flammy.
21:50What's the matter?
21:50Nothing, nothing, nothing whatsoever.
21:54Oh, that's lovely.
21:55Can you do the other side as well?
21:57Hey!
22:00I've heard of kill or cure, but that's ridiculous.
22:02What are you doing?
22:04Accupuncture.
22:04Very old Chinese custom.
22:05I got it from honorable ancestors.
22:08Well, honorable ancestors can jolly well have it back.
22:11Come on back.
22:12Oh, yes.
22:13Oh, yes.
22:14We are all, each of us, bringing something to tear you up.
22:19Jamaica Ram.
22:19Oh.
22:21French wine.
22:23Greek Ouzo.
22:25Italian grappa.
22:26Hey, you taste of that.
22:28Oh.
22:30You say it was an accident.
22:31Ha, ha, accident.
22:34Daniel spilled milk on her dress.
22:37Oh, I see.
22:38It appears that for once I have misjudged, Mr. Brown.
22:42Well, I suppose I had better call in and apologize on my way home.
22:48Mr. Potato.
22:49Come on, sir.
22:49Another drink.
22:50Hey.
22:51Hey.
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23:00Hey.
23:00Hey.
23:01Hey.
23:01Hey.
23:02Hey.
23:27Oh.
23:28Hey.
23:28Mr. Brown.
23:30Hello, Miss Courtney.
23:41This is disgraceful.
23:43No, please. This is Congo.
23:46Silence. I suggest you all leave immediately.
23:51Thank you all for visiting me.
23:57Good evening.
24:10As for you, Mr. Brown, words failed.
24:14Oh, come on, Miss Courtney. They're only coming here to cheer me up a bit.
24:18I warn you, Mr. Brown, if this sort of thing ever occurs again in the future, you are out.
24:23Mr. Brown!
24:56We are back, Miss Courtney.