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00:00What is it about your fraternal organization you call Gimgul that you prefer to keep in the shadows?
00:04You fuckin' scumbucks.
00:05You just fuckin' womanizing perverts.
00:09Your attempts to shake me with threatening letters and hole-in-corner YouTube videos have been futile.
00:13I've got nothin' to lose.
00:14I'm gonna hunt every fuckin' one of the dead.
00:16GIMGUL!
00:18GIMGUL!
00:19GIMGUL!
00:21GIMGUL!
00:22GIMGUL!
00:23GIMGUL!
00:27GIMGUL!
00:27GIMGUL!
00:28He's got the mustache of a cowboy.
00:30The haircut of a samurai.
00:32Just last week he stole a handle of whiskey from Gimgul Castle.
00:36A couple years back, the Chris Gethardt Show was booked to perform a live show in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
00:41Now, while we're down there, it's late at night, we're looking for something to do.
00:43I happen to know from my past days working for Weird New Jersey Magazine about a castle on a hill
00:50called Gimgul.
00:51We did not anticipate what would happen next.
00:54This is a fuckin' castle.
00:55This is Orgia Castle.
00:57There are lights on on the second floor.
01:00So there's definitely people upstairs.
01:02How many cars are here?
01:04How are there this many cars in and you don't hear a sound?
01:07This is so fuckin' queer.
01:09And weird.
01:10Like, so recently a party.
01:12The fire's still burning.
01:15KKK.
01:16Big time cooler.
01:18Wait, look at this.
01:19Evan Williams.
01:20A fuckin' bottle of Evan Williams.
01:22Jesus Christ on the cross.
01:24And there's just a door wide open.
01:29Guys.
01:35Keith, what do you think about this?
01:36It's fuckin' weird, but I wish we could, like, party with that one.
01:39The university plates.
01:41What's really fucked up is this many cars?
01:45How are that many people sleeping in there?
01:46Are they camping somewhere?
01:48Alright, I got a few plates.
01:51Worst case scenario.
01:53That's Jesus.
01:56I'm just gonna piss.
01:57I'm gonna piss.
02:01I'm gonna piss.
02:01I'm gonna piss.
02:02I'm gonna piss.
02:02Yeah, I said I'm pissing.
02:03I'm pissing.
02:04What you just watched was footage taken at Gimgul Castle.
02:07It was my first interaction with the Order of Gimgul.
02:10And it would not be my last.
02:14What is the Order of Gimgul?
02:17The Order of Gimgul is a collegiate secret society founded in 1889 by a group of UNC students.
02:24Gimgul headquarters is a castle in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
02:28Membership is exclusively offered to notable male students and faculty.
02:32Invite on.
02:33Members' names are kept secret for 50 years.
02:35Former members include judges, police chiefs, CEOs, and North Carolina state senators.
02:41All other claims by Murph have not been substantiated.
02:43Yet.
02:44It seems like a lot of what Murph's saying is hearsay and it's not really grounded in reality.
02:48But it is fun to document.
02:50At a certain point we were calling them out so much on the air that it was like,
02:53well we gotta get these guys down here.
02:55We gotta take some of this old merchandise money.
03:00Get old Banana Man and Murph down to North Carolina to do some real damage.
03:03And then, that's when things really hit the next level.
03:09Well, we made it to the airport.
03:12We got a little bit of struggle through security.
03:14Because of course Gimgul put the word in.
03:16This has started off questionably, but we're still excited.
03:18And we're gonna get down there and get some fuckin' answers today.
03:22We're asking you to meet us, Cat's Cradle parking lot, 7pm tonight.
03:27It's time, Gimgul.
03:30We've just arrived here.
03:31We've landed less than five minutes ago.
03:33We found a friend.
03:34We have a friendly man there.
03:35Stumbled upon a local yokel.
03:36Ryan.
03:37Local yokel.
03:38Ryan, very nice to meet you.
03:39I'm Murph.
03:39We're trying to rally as much support as we can from the community that they've been terrorizing.
03:42So, are you on board?
03:44Yeah.
03:44We found the right guy.
03:45Nice.
03:46So, 7pm tonight.
03:47Cat's Cradle parking lot.
03:48Bring your friends, family, any support you can get.
03:50We need it.
03:51Bring in the troops.
03:52Yes.
03:52Yes.
03:53Order Gimgul.
03:54Come here.
03:58Woo.
03:59Tick tock.
04:02Tick tock.
04:06Yeah, he knows damn well what we're up to.
04:09Ew.
04:10All right, Gimgul.
04:11Less than 20 minutes and your fate is sealed.
04:15Oh, Christ.
04:16Got to rally support from the community.
04:19Hi.
04:19How you doing?
04:20Hello, sir.
04:23How are you?
04:24Are you aware of the order of Gimgul?
04:26G-I-M-G-H-O-U-L.
04:28They've been terrorizing people and we're here to expose them.
04:31Oh.
04:32They're a racist organization.
04:33They're a misogynist organization.
04:35You trying to find them?
04:36We're trying to find them.
04:37They're supposed to meet us here at 7 o'clock.
04:38They're coming here tonight?
04:40We're trying to expose them.
04:41Not easy to take down a secret society.
04:44Is this going to be on TV?
04:45This is going to be on television.
04:46No, no, no.
04:48Gimgul.
04:48The order of Gimgul.
04:49What is the order of Gimgul?
04:51I just went on a 45 second rant about them.
04:53Oh.
04:55No man's land.
04:58Hello, sir. How are you?
04:59Sorry.
04:59Are you aware of the order of Gimgul?
05:01You know them?
05:02No.
05:03You know them.
05:03No, I don't.
05:04They're right up here on Gimgul Road.
05:05They're a secret society from Chapel Hill.
05:07Okay.
05:08Are you a member?
05:09No.
05:09Are you sure?
05:10You look like you are.
05:12Um...
05:12We're here looking for Gimgul.
05:14Can I choose not to be filmed?
05:15You can choose not to be filmed.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Alright.
05:17Have you ever heard of it?
05:20Oh!
05:21We got one!
05:23Now they know we're here, they know we mean business.
05:26Very interesting indeed.
05:28Hi.
05:28Hi.
05:29I'm Murph.
05:30Yeah, hey.
05:30Hello.
05:31Jeff Lincoln.
05:32Jeff.
05:33Oh, hey.
05:33How you doing?
05:34Good to see you.
05:34Heard you guys might be dating some legal observers here today.
05:38Yes, they do.
05:38Now from a legal perspective, have we done anything to slander them or anything illegal?
05:42Well, uh, when you're talking about slander, I mean the big thing is, you know, malicious intent.
05:47Right.
05:48And, uh, I don't, and things that you factually know to be untrue.
05:52Right.
05:52And you say them with malicious intent.
05:53So, no one knows anything for sure one way or another.
05:57So, I mean, I believe I've heard on the show.
05:59You rape people!
06:01They were terrorizing the community.
06:02Sexual misconduct.
06:03There were sexual assaults against women.
06:05Privileged rapists.
06:06I don't know if that's true.
06:07You don't know if that's true.
06:09Unless they can provide documented evidence in court that it is not true.
06:13I think you're probably legally in the clear.
06:15Wonderful.
06:16We have a lawyer.
06:17No!
06:18I was looking on my way over to see if I had business cards.
06:21I don't.
06:21Uh, if something happens, things get dramatic, hit me up on Twitter.
06:27Yeah, you're on Twitter.
06:27I do not have any clients as of present.
06:30I passed the bar and I'm currently just doing temp work, so.
06:32Yes.
06:33Well, you got one now.
06:34Alright.
06:35And be rest assured, we're gonna need you, so.
06:37Of counsel.
06:38Yes.
06:39Alright.
06:39Thanks, brother.
06:42Battles and wars, big boys!
06:44I mean, right now we got a pothead from the airport.
06:49Um, we got a couple of hobos looking for bus tickets.
06:52I mean, Christ on the cross, we don't have-
06:54We got a lawyer in our corner, which is big.
06:59That guy's getting cool.
07:01Ahhhh.
07:01Just got a phone call from a blocked number that said,
07:04we're here and hung up.
07:05I've just also got a blocked call, which is very strange.
07:08Blocked.
07:09Hello?
07:10Are they tracing this?
07:11Ryan's supposed to be on his way.
07:13He's our friendly we met at the airport.
07:15You getting that?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Another blocked.
07:18Oh, your breath sounds delightful, but I really want to see your face.
07:22Come on!
07:24Quit farting around.
07:25You ready or what?
07:28That is haunting.
07:30Wait, I got a call.
07:31Hello?
07:33Hello?
07:36Hello, we're here.
07:37Hello?
07:38You want to block?
07:39Unblock.
07:40Let's talk.
07:41You got the number.
07:41Give us your number.
07:43It's also late.
07:44It's 716.
07:44We said 7 o'clock.
07:46Are you going to keep calling until we walk?
07:47What's going on here?
07:48Lead us somewhere.
07:49Give us something.
07:50Giving us blue balls.
07:51Stand here tugging us off like we're in middle school, for Christ's sake.
07:54Let's actually have a conversation.
07:56Well, we wanted it.
07:57We got him.
07:58We woke up the beast.
07:59They want to play games, but...
08:03We still got the ace in the hole, which is, we know where the castle is.
08:06They're not going to show here.
08:08That would be god damn foolish of them.
08:10Ah!
08:11Ah!
08:12Ah!
08:13I'll say this right now.
08:14God help you fucking call me in the middle of the night when I'm in New York.
08:17Making love.
08:18We got people in tinted windows rolling by.
08:22I feel like they're calling us and watching us.
08:24This is getting unsettling, though.
08:26We look standing like sitting ducks.
08:28We're at 735.
08:29Ah!
08:30Ah!
08:33Ah!
08:35Ah!
08:35Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:37Where in God's name is Brian?
08:42Mystery man.
08:43Holy hell!
08:44Brian from the airport!
08:45You're late!
08:46You're late!
08:46Been sitting around here since 7 o'clock.
08:48How you doing, Mer?
08:49Chase.
08:49Chase.
08:50Nice to meet you.
08:50We gotta get up to the castle, though.
08:52We've been waiting around.
08:52They're a no-show.
08:53So what do you think about taking the truck up to the castle?
08:55Yeah.
08:56You guys can ride.
08:57Let's do that.
08:58Let's get in the bed of that truck.
09:00Can we trust these guys behind us?
09:01Airport Brian and his two beefcakes?
09:03I don't know.
09:04I mean, what the hell?
09:05We met him an hour ago.
09:050.1 miles.
09:07Turn left on Gimpel Road.
09:09Then arrive at address 705 on left.
09:13705!
09:19Yes!
09:23Did we lose him again?
09:24What the fuck is going on here?
09:27Where the fuck is Brian?
09:29Here we go, baby!
09:31Here we go!
09:32Ah!
09:36Oh, shit.
09:39Your things get tricky.
09:40Oh, fuck it.
09:41I just stepped in and got in this puddle.
09:49Is this where we die?
09:51This is where we live.
09:53Yes.
09:54Is that terrible?
09:55I got ya.
09:56I got ya.
09:57Take a right.
10:01Oh, no.
10:02There are private property signs all over the place here.
10:04Hold on.
10:05Let's stop it here.
10:06We did see some private property signs.
10:07We're going to take a walk up to the castle.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Go on down to the main road.
10:10We'll meet.
10:11Wait, hold on.
10:11Let Keith get out.
10:12Sorry.
10:12Alright.
10:14Alright.
10:14Let's go.
10:37Gingo!
11:00Take a quick walk around the back.
11:09Ah, they're all boarded up, aren't they?
11:13You sons of bitches.
11:19Ah, the stench of date rape.
11:21The old Solo Cups.
11:24Hmm.
11:25One light on.
11:27This looks like the altar where they make their offerings.
11:30Mr. Wiffle Ball.
11:35Ah.
11:36What's this now?
11:39That's interesting.
11:41Burned into the shape of a skeleton.
11:44Spirits.
11:45These woods go deep.
11:47Gingo!
11:49Fuck.
11:52Call me.
11:53Without being on a blocked number, please.
12:00Alright.
12:01We'll be back.
12:02Nobody answered.
12:03Nobody answered at the door?
12:04No, no.
12:05We banged around for a little bit.
12:06And, uh, we're going to have to come back in the daylight.
12:09We're losing daylight quick.
12:10Let's see if this young lady knows what I mean.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Hello, miss.
12:14How are you?
12:15Do you know anything about this castle here?
12:17Not really.
12:17No?
12:19Alright.
12:20Hello, folks.
12:20How are you?
12:21Do you know anything about the Order of Gimgul that lives in this castle up here?
12:24No.
12:25We just run past it all the time.
12:26That's all we know.
12:27You don't see anything spooky going on?
12:28No.
12:30Parties.
12:31There's no way you live around here or run around here and you don't know anything about this.
12:35Just a lot of drinking, a lot of blow, and a lot of sex.
12:39Well, I'm fine with all the above, but when it becomes non-consensual, then...
12:45Therein lies the, uh, struggle.
12:48Yes.
12:48Well, we should probably get out of right here, Middle East.
12:51Round one is, uh, was a draw, I feel.
12:53Hi, what's up?
12:54Hey, Jeffrey.
12:55How you doing?
12:56Doing well.
12:57Nice.
12:57Nice.
12:58I do know it is, in fact, private property.
13:00I, uh, anticipated that might be a question.
13:02It is owned by a, uh, non-profit, uh, known as the Gimgul Corporation.
13:08With them up on the, uh, North Carolina Secretary of State, and, um...
13:14Wow.
13:14It goes deep, man.
13:16Interesting.
13:16The Gimgul Corporation.
13:17That's wild.
13:18We're fuckin', we're, we're flying solo deep behind enemy lines down here, so we're really
13:22glad to have a friend.
13:23Oh, absolutely.
13:25You heard it there, this shit goes deep.
13:27We gotta get in those catacombs.
13:35Uh...
13:35Brian just called us.
13:37Uh, we don't trust Airport Brian necessarily.
13:39Is he picking us up now?
13:40Ah!
13:41We gotta close the fuckin' curtains.
13:43Clap, and clap, and clap, clap, clap, clap.
13:46Fuck, fuck.
13:47Now that we're thinking back, we're recalling exactly how this took place.
13:50He, we've got, uh, calls from a shit ton of blocked numbers.
13:53He called us, said, I'm comin', I'm on my way, I'm on my way, where are you?
13:57Kept wanting to know our coordinates.
13:58Then he gets us in the truck, he takes us up to the castle.
14:00So we think, alright, great, he brings some beefcakes with him.
14:02Everybody's feeling good, we got some protection.
14:04But they just made sure to wrangle us, keep us around the perimeter of the castle.
14:08Now, next thing we know, he's texting us, asking us, where's your hotel?
14:11I'll pick you up, let's go to the bar, let's hang out.
14:13And I gave him our hotel, which I shouldn't have done.
14:15I do apologize, that was a terrible idea.
14:17Hey, we are where we are now, now they know where we are.
14:19But now we need to call him back, let's just call him back.
14:20Why don't we just say, hey, wait, why are you picking us up?
14:22Yeah.
14:24Hey, what's going on, brother?
14:25I'm on four and I'm about to come your way, I know where you are now.
14:29Alright, um, alright, well, are you, are you, are we going to the bar?
14:33Yeah, I am.
14:34Alright, nice.
14:35Um, yeah, we're just, we're just worried around here, you know what I mean?
14:38We gotta make sure everybody's on the same team.
14:40I got you covered, man, don't worry, as soon as you get, as soon as I pick you up,
14:44I got you covered, don't worry, I'll be there in a second.
14:46Alright.
14:46Are you, are you Gimgul?
14:49Fuck!
14:50What?
14:50He hangs up!
14:53Dude, he's Gimgul, he's Gimgul.
14:56I don't worry, we wanna make sure everyone's on the same team.
14:58He says, don't worry, I got you covered.
15:00I know where you are, is the first fucking thing he says.
15:03They've been tracking us the whole fucking time.
15:06Ah, we, we're deep.
15:09We are knee deep in it right now.
15:11Well, fuck it.
15:13We dug our own grave.
15:14We got the cameras.
15:15If nothing else, let's get this footage back.
15:17I got some information I wanna tell you, but I'd rather not say it on camera.
15:21Wait, so where are we going?
15:23Yeah, where are you taking it?
15:24Uh, it's just a little shortcut.
15:25We're gonna go meet some friends for, uh, for dinner.
15:27Oh, cool.
15:28Yeah, we do not know anyone around here at all.
15:30It's a little scenic route, but again, it's a, it's somewhat of a shortcut.
15:33You don't have no streetlights out there.
15:34No, it's not weird at all, you know?
15:36We're gonna take care of it.
15:36I don't understand where we're coming from.
15:38We just met you at the Air Force.
15:39I feel like you're taking us to murder us.
15:41Is that true?
15:41Nah, no way.
15:44You know, we're not, uh, intentions are running high.
15:47I don't, I don't know who the hell we can trust out there.
15:49We're almost to the end of the road.
15:52All right, man.
15:52If you have, you're really out of terms.
15:54I promise I'm like a plan or anything like this.
15:56You didn't even phrase it that way.
15:59Oh, boy.
16:00Well, what else can you tell us about on the other end?
16:02You gotta be careful about how much I say, you know?
16:04He took us for a long ride down a dark dirt road.
16:07We weren't sure if we were gonna come out on the other side.
16:09But we did get a lot of great information that we plan on using today when we paint the campus.
16:13Round two.
16:16Everybody wants to walk with their heads down.
16:19They're ashamed and terrified.
16:21Excuse me, miss.
16:22Do you know anything about the Order of Gimgul?
16:24I'm not sure.
16:25All right.
16:25Have fun at class.
16:26Sir, do you know anything about the Order of Gimgul?
16:28There's a secret society right up the road here?
16:30I don't.
16:30I'm on my way to class.
16:31All right.
16:32Order of class.
16:33Class.
16:33Everybody's trying to learn, but nobody wants to study.
16:38Everybody knows.
16:39You can tell.
16:40We're looking to speak to some people from the Order of Gimgul.
16:42Do you know the Order of Gimgul?
16:43Order of what?
16:44The Order of Gimgul.
16:45I'm gonna tell you what, kid.
16:46I smoke a lot of weed, so I don't know the message.
16:48So do we.
16:48The Order of Gimgul?
16:49This mess is listening to Rihanna.
16:51Kind of a secret society, and they've been terrorizing the community from what we understand.
16:54How have they been terrorizing?
16:56Well, they take underage women up there, and they get them drunk, and they do some terrible
17:00things.
17:01Oh, yeah.
17:01Are those people that live in the castle?
17:04That's the castle.
17:04That's right.
17:05The castle people.
17:06I was there at the other night.
17:06You were at the castle?
17:08Partying?
17:09Did some rooms.
17:09Did some rooms.
17:11How'd you get in?
17:11I didn't get in.
17:12We just went up and saw it.
17:13Oh, man.
17:14They have rights and passes that they do up there.
17:16Some people survive.
17:17Some people don't survive.
17:18It's crazy.
17:19The Order of Gimgul.
17:21Show yourself.
17:22G-I-M-G-H-O-U-L.
17:26They're hiding in plain sight.
17:28So this is the pit.
17:30They have the Chapel Hill Police Department on payroll.
17:32So anytime we try to ask questions about the women that they brought up there and took
17:35advantage of them, we get hassled and run out of town.
17:38And we go to school here?
17:39Yeah.
17:40Appreciate it, man.
17:41Keep smoking.
17:42Keep smoking.
17:42How weird.
17:43Goddamn, these roots run deep.
17:46Hello, sir.
17:46How are you?
17:47How are you doing?
17:49Just looking at the roots.
17:50Yeah, this is a documentary we're shooting about.
17:53About the Order of Gimgul.
17:54I don't think they're going to find any actual dead bodies.
17:57Alright.
17:59That's because they've been burned a long time ago.
18:04We've combed this entire campus.
18:06And people are afraid.
18:09That's all going to come to an end.
18:11Gimgul doesn't want to show up for a meeting.
18:13Well, then we're going to have to go knocking and leave them a little message that they cannot ignore.
18:20GIMGUL!
18:24Ready?
18:25Yep.
18:28GIMGUL!
18:31One more?
18:32Huh?
18:33One more?
18:36GIMGUL!
18:38One more?
18:39One more?
18:40Yep.
18:42GIMGUL!
18:48You get it?
18:50Yeah.
18:50We found Gimgul Road.
18:56GIMGUL!
18:58We're going to Gimgul Road.
19:01GIMGUL!
19:03GIMGUL!
19:05GIMGUL!
19:07We're coming for you.
19:10GIMGUL!
19:14GIMGUL!
19:17We're here at the foot of Gimgul Castle.
19:19We're going to leave them our note.
19:21So we're just going to write this down.
19:23Let them know we were here.
19:25On second thought, my handwriting's piss poor.
19:27You want me to write?
19:28I think something to the effect of...
19:32Hello, Order of Gimgul.
19:33We're heading right up to the castle for the second time this trip.
19:37Don't leave our mark.
19:40St. Thomas More.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Out of the old souls.
19:45God, these woods have so many fucking secrets and lies hidden in them.
19:48It's a shame it's so gorgeous up here that it's been tainted.
19:52GIMGUL!
19:55Oh, you rotten bastards.
19:57The other car's still up there.
19:59Let's go around the side.
20:00Remember, if anything happens to you, you do have the GoPro on your chest.
20:04I do have the GoPro.
20:05If anything happens to you, you have a GoPro rolling in your chest.
20:07This footage will make it back one way or the other.
20:12My right foot is officially trespassing.
20:17Hello, Order of Gimgul.
20:19You have been dodging us for a year and a half now.
20:22We know where you live.
20:24And we know who you are.
20:25All we want to do is sit down and chat.
20:27Since you refused to meet us at the Cat's Cradle parking lot yesterday at 7pm,
20:31we invite you to join us on our home turf.
20:34Any Wednesday at 11pm on the Chris Gethard Show.
20:40www.thechrisgethardshow.com
20:42Email zero laughs at gmail.com for tickets.
20:46Love, Murph, and Banana Man.
20:50Ha ha ha!
20:51Yes!
20:52Now they know that we know that they know we know where they live.
20:56And there's no turning away.
20:58Now the ball's in their court.
21:00We've been playing ball for a year and a half.
21:03Time to swap balls, big boys.
21:06No block numbers this time, baby.
21:09Ha!
21:10These highways are phenomenal!
21:18Yesterday, I received an email that someone had tried to get into the Chris Gethard Show email account.
21:24Google shut it down because it was from a far away location and they didn't understand why someone would be
21:27checking in from so far away.
21:29That location was...
21:30North Carolina.
21:32You guys left a sign.
21:34You taped a sign to Gimgul's front door.
21:37It's never been tweeted or any...
21:39It's never been made public.
21:41This person has said the first line of it, is that correct?
21:43Hello, Order of Gimgul, you've been dodging us.
21:48That's him!
21:50Ladies and gentlemen!
21:52Quiet in the studio!
21:54After a year and a half, someone from Gimgul has made contact.
21:57Hello, are you the person from Gimgul who was just in our chat room?
22:01Yes.
22:02I'm gonna hand the floor to Murph.
22:03One, why do you rape people?
22:07Two, why do you sweep it under the rug?
22:10Three, how do you get into this secret society?
22:14Why are you terrorizing the people of Chapel Hill?
22:16Let him answer, Murph. I know you're worked up, but let him answer.
22:19Can you hear me?
22:20We can hear you, yeah.
22:21Yeah.
22:22I don't have to answer any of your fucking questions.
22:26Okay, fair, why'd you call?
22:27I wanted to call to tell you to cut your fucking hair.
22:31To cut my hair?
22:34Cut your hair.
22:35You know where I am.
22:36Come down, bring some scissors, cut the hair for me.
22:39Cut your hair.
22:41Stop raping underclassmen!
22:46Make me.
22:47What?
22:48He said, make me.
22:49Make me stop.
22:51Make you stop raping underclassmen?
22:53The night that we all went inside the castle, this is true.
22:55We once broke into your castle, Murph went in first.
22:58I was there, Random Andrew was there.
22:59Did you guys know we were there?
23:00How long have you had your eye on us?
23:02There's been some videos that have come out.
23:04How much of it was really you guys?
23:06I know everything about you and your dumb, dumb lives.
23:11I know you were in my stupid castle.
23:13An incredible question is why would you have a castle?
23:18Why wouldn't you have a castle, you dumb fuck?
23:21If you could have a castle, wouldn't you have one?
23:25Murph Banana Boy, when can you get back to Chapel Hill?
23:28On Monday.
23:28Monday.
23:29They'll go down on Monday.
23:31Banana Boy, don't come down here.
23:34Don't come.
23:35Why not?
23:36What would you do?
23:37Don't.
23:38Come down here.
23:39Why?
23:40I have whiskey to drink, so I'm gonna go now.
23:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:46I want to come.
23:47Murph stole your whiskey.
23:48Murph took that whole handle of Evan Williams from you.
23:50Would you rape Banana Boy and have your father's money hide it?
23:53Oh.
23:55We gotta go.
23:56That'll go Monday.
23:58Cat's Cradle.
23:59At 7pm.
24:00Monday.
24:017pm.
24:02Monday.
24:05Well, it's time after two long years to finally put this saga to bed.
24:11It's the final confrontation.
24:13You guys went down there last time, you riled some people up,
24:16and had some very strange characters, but at the end of the day,
24:19we couldn't smoke these bastards out.
24:21But, also, before we go, you guys should get into your costume.
24:27Keep it on, it'll be great.
24:28You're gonna really intimidate Imgul in that costume.
24:31This is for you.
24:34I already feel a little bit more powerful.
24:37I love this.
24:39It's a long trip to hell.
24:41This is really stupid.
24:42I wish we could get somebody to take a picture of all of us.
24:45You want it?
24:45Yeah?
24:46Yeah, wait, you wanna take a photo?
24:47One, two, three.
24:50Look at these handsome bananas.
24:52With some extra hands on deck for protection,
24:54we traveled back to Chapel Hill, North Carolina for a third time.
24:57This was to be the final battle in our grueling two-and-a-half-year war.
25:02Forever's gonna start tonight!
25:05Forever's gonna start tonight!
25:07So Murph, you want us to go to the liquor store
25:11because it's better for you to tackle them drunk?
25:13Well, I just think by the time we get down there and we got a park and there's a lot
25:18going on,
25:18I'd rather just roll in with the rocket fuel before we even have to worry about it when we get
25:25down there, you know?
25:26Well, some people at a monumental event like this would do it sober.
25:30Who are these people?
25:32Oh, the Chick-fil-A. Make a right here, Brian.
25:34I think on a night like this it's better to just blend in with the drunkards.
25:41It's clear that we're spreading.
25:44Everybody's heard that a bunch of guys are headed down from New York City to take on Gimgul and they're
25:48giving us the best thumbs up.
25:49They're in our corner.
25:49Yeah, it's good to feel the love. Virginia is for lovers.
25:53So many thumbs up from all these people who have heard about where we're going and what we're doing.
25:56What do you think about the order of Gimgul?
26:00No! Thumbs down, man, they're jerks!
26:02Thumbs down!
26:03What, double thumbs up?
26:04Double thumbs up?
26:04No, fuck down!
26:06Fuck Gimgul!
26:07Fuck Gimgul!
26:08Glad to have you on our side, man.
26:10Glad to have you.
26:13It begins.
26:14It's a real bad idea.
26:19Yes! Gimgul!
26:20I just want to chat.
26:22Let's just get some answers.
26:25We can all move on.
26:26We read something today that they've got some heavy security.
26:29And that they have a caretaker who greets people at the door with a shotgun.
26:33Uh-huh.
26:34There she is.
26:36The old Gimgul castle.
26:38I love you.
26:38I love you too, brother.
26:40I got your back.
26:40This is it.
26:41I got my flashlight.
26:44The crickets know what's going on.
26:46They've been violated as well.
26:47Make sure you record these license plates.
26:54The crickets are full of materials.
27:01You're ready for them.
27:09The crickets are full of materials.
27:13The crickets are full of materials.
27:17It's all better at that.
27:20The crickets all over the crickets are full of materials.
27:20It's no longer as much as possible.
27:21That can be chopped easily.
27:38The back is better.
27:50Two decks, two decks.
27:58The groundskeeper was clear here.
28:01Wait, get a shot at this.
28:03Those Greek letters.
28:08We'll game a dodgeball.
28:09Last one out gets raped.
28:13Hello?
28:19Come on, Gimgore. We just want to chat.
28:22Did you hear that guy?
28:23He saw us.
28:25Let's take this thing.
28:27We got a guy walking up.
28:28We got a guy walking up.
28:30Where's the other guys?
28:31Hi, how are you?
28:38Hello, sir. How are you?
28:48Hello, do you know a...
28:50Are you in the order of Gimgore?
28:55You got the piece?
28:59I just want to talk.
29:01Look at those plates.
29:04Can we chat?
29:10Should have gotten a press card.
29:11Can you run up on his card?
29:13Can you run up on his card?
29:13Well, we're pinched.
29:15We're definitely pinched.
29:19Elderly gentlemen.
29:2050-plus.
29:22Bald.
29:22About 6'1".
29:25White.
29:27That's Caucasian.
29:30Yeah.
29:32Police should be here any moment,
29:33but we'll be back later.
29:35Now they know we're here.
29:37Somebody came.
29:38Somebody was called and somebody came.
29:40Yeah, he saw us before he saw you.
29:42It's early in the night.
29:43But what do we want to do?
29:44The cops are being called.
29:46Yeah, the cops are definitely being called.
29:48I think we should bust now.
29:49Let's come back.
29:50Come back.
29:50Yeah, we don't want to spoil it now.
29:53Hello, miss.
29:53How are you?
29:54Hi.
29:55Oh, my God.
29:56Oh, yes.
29:58Charlotte watches the show, apparently,
30:01and came to join us on our quest for justice.
30:03Murph, you went right up to the guy.
30:04Sure I did.
30:06I slapped his automobile, but...
30:08He knew you, Murph.
30:09I swear to God, he knew you.
30:10Can you give me that look?
30:11So you live in Chapel Hill?
30:13Uh-huh.
30:13Now, as a lady of Chapel Hill, do you live in fear of Gimgol?
30:16Not exactly.
30:18I kind of think the people who told you that might have been messing with you, but...
30:21No one told us that.
30:22Murph just assumed.
30:23I assumed.
30:24I have to assume.
30:25We understand.
30:26But now...
30:27We're getting up to Gimgol.
30:29That's Gimgol up there.
30:31We know how to climb up on the roof, and there's a place you can come across.
30:34Okay, well, here's the thing.
30:36It was just the guy up there who chased us out.
30:38Oh, okay.
30:39Well, we know who he is.
30:40We know him, so he'll let us go.
30:41Are you Gimgol, sir?
30:42Sure, yeah.
30:43What?
30:44Are you members of Gimgol?
30:45No.
30:46They don't terrorize the people of Chapel Hill?
30:48That's what we've been hearing.
30:49We hear that in the strings from behind the roof.
30:51Where are y'all from?
30:52The grip of their terror in New York City.
30:53New York City?
30:54You came there just for this?
30:55It's just a secret society, supposedly.
30:57Why are they so secret?
30:59Because it's fun, I think.
31:01We're a little scared that the police are out of their way to talk to us right now.
31:04That's the police right there.
31:06Look, there they are.
31:06That's him.
31:08That's a mention of Gimgol.
31:09Hello, sir.
31:10How are you?
31:13I just had a good time calling out.
31:15We'll be out with three subjects dressed as bananas.
31:18Was that the actual place?
31:20Wow.
31:21Can I just get one person's out of these?
31:23Yes, sir.
31:23That way...
31:24Uh-oh.
31:25It's actually a thing.
31:26Oh, no.
31:27We're throwing them under the bus.
31:30These guys were on our side until you guys rolled up.
31:32We also, I guess, just kind of wish that we could get invited to one of their parties.
31:35It's the real truth.
31:36Yeah.
31:36I'll tell you what.
31:37Hoping to maybe get into our castle actually.
31:38I never made it myself.
31:39Really?
31:40You tell me how it is.
31:41We should not ever go to that castle again.
31:43Not unless you're invited.
31:45Truth.
31:45So sorry to waste your time.
31:47Hey, if you're from New York City, have you been to Franklin Street yet?
31:50No, it sounds fun.
31:51Get down there, man.
31:52There's probably 30,000 people down there right now.
31:55Really?
31:55Oh, it's huge.
31:56We'll get some answers down there.
31:57Let's rally the bananas.
31:58Wait, are you guys calling it a night?
32:00Yeah, we've got to go to work.
32:01We're too old.
32:02That's fair.
32:03That's fair.
32:04Out of all the calls that the Chapel Hill police get tonight, the Franklin Street and
32:07Public Drunkenness, three men in banana suits is probably the one they will care about at least.
32:11Such brazen bastards.
32:12They didn't even ask you to turn the fucking camera off.
32:15They had nothing to worry about.
32:18It runs so deep.
32:20This is just beginning.
32:23Are you aware, Charlotte, that if you Google the phrase Gimgol, the first result in the
32:27search bar is Gimgol Murph.
32:30Some more of them.
32:31I think what we have to do is walk very slowly.
32:36Let them come to us.
32:37Let's not put ourselves in a position.
32:41Murph, Murph.
32:43He's the keeper.
32:44Is that it?
32:45But he's solo.
32:47Holy shit, man.
32:48Even those cops were there faster than I've ever seen cops arrive for anything.
32:54Especially on a night where they are needed in other places where there's drunk people.
32:57There's a party where there's 40,000 disruptive people on the streets drinking and they got
33:01cops there in two minutes.
33:03Whoa.
33:05This is a big party.
33:06What's going on here?
33:07Good man, man.
33:08You love to party.
33:08I love to party.
33:10Okay.
33:12You got this?
33:19Gimgol.
33:21Gimgol.
33:23Gimgol.
33:24What happened this turn?
33:26What happened this turn?
33:28What happened this turn?
33:30Remove.
33:31To the right.
33:33Turn it out.
33:35To the left.
33:37Take it back there.
33:38I'm through.
33:39I'm through.
33:39I'm through.
33:40I'm through.
33:40I'm through.
33:41Right foot.
33:41Let's go.
33:43All right.
33:44All right.
33:46Yeah.
33:47Yeah.
33:49Can I say something?
33:50Yeah.
33:50We're not from Chapel Hill.
33:51Yeah.
33:52I really want to know more about the order.
33:53Gimgol.
33:54I think that's the most fascinating thing.
33:55You know about these guys?
33:56No, I don't.
33:57Wow.
33:58You never heard of them?
33:59That's what someone involved with said.
34:01What's this house here?
34:02Do you live here?
34:02We're a Christian ministry.
34:04Excellent.
34:04That's awesome.
34:05I'm a college pastor.
34:06That's awesome.
34:07Yes.
34:07We just kind of...
34:07Nice.
34:08We're just a bunch of fun-loving, very nice humans.
34:11We should move on.
34:12We need to get on the microphone.
34:13We need to get on that microphone.
34:16Abort.
34:16I have to text the abort.
34:17They will know nothing.
34:20Oh.
34:21We knew this was going to happen.
34:22I'm going to go to the front.
34:29Love the song.
34:30Grab it.
34:33Push it.
34:35Push it right here.
34:35All right, all right.
34:36What up, USC?
34:38Give us some noise.
34:41Halloween night, 2013.
34:43No homework, no libraries.
34:46Once y'all spent a lot of time there for some reason.
34:48We are going to party tonight.
34:49You ready?
34:50Yeah.
34:52All right.
34:53We're going to party like rock stars here with the Chris Gethard Show.
34:56Yeah.
34:56Everybody say hi to the camera.
34:58Let me hear you.
34:59Yeah.
35:02Hey, we want to thank everybody for having us out here tonight.
35:06Great crowd.
35:07Great crowd.
35:08We also want to make sure everybody here tonight is on our side to take down the order of Gimgul.
35:13Gimgul.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Do we have any Gimgul on the crowd?
35:18Anybody?
35:19John and I, Chris.
35:20Nobody.
35:21Everybody come to the party up at Gimgul Castle.
35:24Midnight.
35:25Let's do it.
35:27Yeah.
35:28Can anyone get us in?
35:42All right.
35:43Let's go.
35:44Let's dance.
35:44I don't want to see anybody standing around.
35:46We're walking out.
35:48I know.
35:49That was amazing.
35:52How did you go inside?
35:53You know, you schmooze.
35:54This isn't even Franklin Street.
35:55Nope.
35:56Let's get out of here.
35:56Cool.
35:57Yeah.
35:57Yeah.
35:58Yeah.
35:59Yeah.
36:05That bush has all the fluids needed for an SVU episode starring Gimgul.
36:12This is the shit right here.
36:19We're here.
36:21You see this man?
36:22Do you know anything about Gimgul?
36:23No.
36:24We're looking for Isenberg.
36:25Isenberg is Isenberg.
36:26I'm looking for Isenberg.
36:27Do you know the Order of Gimgul?
36:28Yes.
36:29I know about it.
36:29I don't know.
36:30Are we going to be on TV?
36:31Yes.
36:33Yes.
36:34Taita.
36:37Do you know about the Order of Gimgul?
36:39No?
36:40You don't know about them?
36:41They're terrorizing the people of this community.
36:42and we're here to expose them.
36:45I think so, man.
36:46But some of them are not consensual orgies, unfortunately.
36:51What can you guys tell me about the order of Gimble?
36:54What?
36:55A voice?
36:56What?
36:57Oh, hell.
36:58Usually I'm relaxed, usually I'm mellow,
37:00but Gimble got me seeing ready,
37:01you know I'm wearing yellow.
37:03Up at the castle, knocking the door, asking them.
37:05You want to take a bite out of this?
37:07I'll give you your potassium.
37:09I'm providing nutrients.
37:11That's all I got.
37:12Do you know anything about the order of Gimble?
37:14No.
37:14We need to get in.
37:15Murph.
37:17If you're really going up there, it's your last shot.
37:19I know.
37:20Gimble.
37:21Gimble.
37:22Gimble.
37:22Gimble.
37:23Gimble.
37:23Gimble.
37:24Gimble.
37:24We got to get back up there.
37:25We've rallied some people.
37:26We told them midnight.
37:28Gimble.
37:29Gimble.
37:30Gimble.
37:30Gimble.
37:31Gimble.
37:31Gimble.
37:32Gimble.
37:32Gimble.
37:32Gimble.
37:33Gimble.
37:33Gimble.
37:33I know about it.
37:34It's fucked up, right?
37:36Gimble.
37:37Gimble.
37:37Gimble.
37:39Gimble.
37:39No, that's rough.
37:41Gimble.
37:42Gimble.
37:44Gimble.
37:44Gimble.
37:45Gimble.
37:46Gimble.
37:47Gimble.
37:48Gimble.
37:48Gimble.
37:48Gimble Castle?
37:49I don't know what hell it is.
37:50Let's go, motherfuckers.
37:51I know about the order of Gimble.
37:53I don't know how to get in.
37:54I just know the castle over there, motherfuckers.
37:56Let's go to thunder.
37:57Happy fucking Halloween.
37:59Let's go.
38:01Ah!!
38:01Ah!
38:02To Gimble.
38:03Let's go, motherfuckers.
38:04God bless the guy to get him gold!
38:07Do you want to go party at the castle?
38:10Party!
38:11Yeah, how do we do it?
38:12It's a castle.
38:14Do you know it though?
38:15Do you honestly know it?
38:18It's very dangerous.
38:20We have to go down.
38:22The underground tunnels.
38:23Zora, you have a creepy laugh.
38:29Are you a member?
38:30No.
38:30It's in work.
38:34Of course Zoro's Gimgol.
38:36Zoro!
38:38You know about the order of Gimgol?
38:41Gimgol Road.
38:45Gimgol Road.
38:47Gimgol Road.
38:49Gimgol Castle, Midnight.
38:51This is a hell of a display.
38:54Bunch of fucking drunk morons.
38:56I mean we were all this age at one point.
38:58You know about the order of Gimgol?
38:59You can get us into Gimgol if you want to party.
39:01Let's do it.
39:02Take us there.
39:05Have you even heard of the Gimgols?
39:07Wow.
39:08You really commit to that character once you're...
39:11Yeah.
39:14Like I've been to it.
39:15I haven't been like in it, but...
39:17Oh boy.
39:18Do you know how we can get in?
39:20We want to party in that castle.
39:21I know where it is.
39:22I don't know how to get in though.
39:23Do you live in fear of them?
39:26I mean...
39:33We've been asking too many questions.
39:37What have we walked into?
39:39What happened?
39:40What the hell have we walked into?
39:41Armies.
39:42There are armies.
39:43There's an army marching down the street.
39:46What is going on?
39:47Murph!
39:47What's going on over there?
39:50Let's go.
39:51We gotta go.
39:52Where's Jersey Dave?
39:54I'm gonna get back up on that road.
39:58A lot of cops.
39:59Seems like you're starting to think hard about how important this is.
40:02I am.
40:03And it's like...
40:04People around don't understand.
40:07Bananas.
40:08Bananas.
40:08You sounded so...
40:09Bananas.
40:10Bananas!
40:12You saw these cops, your whole tone changed.
40:15Yay!
40:17Because half of them are in goal.
40:20And we're gonna get up to that castle and they're gonna come up there in matter of moments.
40:23These are not the nice guys in this company.
40:26Whoever has to deal with these cops next time...
40:28The infantry, yeah.
40:29The show of force.
40:30Yeah, they're showing.
40:31They cleared everyone out of the streets to do this.
40:33This is legitimately terrifying.
40:34What the hell is this?
40:34It's actually terrifying.
40:35Yeah, what in the world is going on right now?
40:38Well...
40:38Mark!
40:39We're here, man!
40:40It took nine hours to get here.
40:42If this is the third time, it's the last time we're ever coming here again,
40:44we gotta fuckin' do it.
40:45We gotta meet one.
40:46We gotta sit down and chat.
40:47We gotta meet one.
40:48You have to meet one.
40:49Back to the castle.
40:50Let's go back to the castle.
40:54Gimgol.
40:54Gimgol.
40:55Gimgol.
40:57Gimgol.
40:57G-I-M-G-H-O-U-L.
40:59See you up there.
41:00Come on.
41:01See you up there.
41:03Bye.
41:05I'm trying to find the logo of Gimgol.
41:07Do you know where we should go come out?
41:10Uh...
41:10Well...
41:11I mean...
41:12You're looking for the physical building?
41:13For the Gimgol castle?
41:14They're on the big party.
41:16Uh...
41:16It's pretty tightly controlled.
41:18You can't get in?
41:19No, unless you...
41:20Oh...
41:21You just want to get in and party with them.
41:24There's been a lot of whispers tonight.
41:26Oh yeah?
41:26Yes.
41:28It's difficult to get in there unless you're...
41:30So much you're affiliated or...
41:32Right.
41:33Do you know about it?
41:34Are you in there?
41:36All right.
41:37Uh...
41:38It's that way, but...
41:39You're a good ways from it.
41:41It can be a lot of fun.
41:43Which, you know, might be classified as trouble.
41:45Good luck, man.
41:46Thanks, brother.
41:48Thanks.
41:48These guys want to come with us.
41:49Let's do it.
41:50We got another banana here.
41:51Yeah, exactly.
41:52Hello.
41:53Hey.
41:54You doing it?
41:56Let's do it.
41:57Kim Gould?
41:57He's not even here.
41:58You ready?
41:58You ready to roll?
42:00Let's do it.
42:01Let's cross.
42:02This dude on the scooter's been really checking us out.
42:05They're leaving.
42:06They are?
42:07Yeah, I think.
42:08We don't want to get you arrested.
42:09We've had the police called on us once already tonight.
42:12I don't want to lie about that.
42:13We respect your effort.
42:15All right.
42:15We're going up to Kim Gould.
42:17Do you guys know anything about Kim Gould?
42:19I felt so bad.
42:21I was asking everybody, you want to come?
42:23Everybody's like, nope.
42:23And they were like, yes.
42:25You're getting married to a wonderful, beautiful lady.
42:27She's the best.
42:28And you can't risk everything over this castle.
42:32I just want to chat, though.
42:35I know you want to chat.
42:36They won't sit down and chat.
42:37I've been hearing you for two years saying you want to chat, buddy.
42:39But we're here tonight and it ain't working out.
42:42Can't find anybody who can get us in.
42:44On Halloween night.
42:45We can't find anyone.
42:46I just want to take one more walk up there.
42:49Can you give me that?
42:51I know.
42:51I know.
42:52I can't walk the whole distance with you, man.
42:54They've got your info.
42:55If you're on a hero's journey, then you're going to have to walk this one alone.
42:58I'll go with him.
43:00With Keith.
43:02I mean, we'll document that.
43:03Let's finish what we said.
43:04Can we get here together?
43:05We'll end this together.
43:08GIMGUL!
43:11We've got one hand raised.
43:13Feel good about that.
43:16You're walking the wrong way.
43:17It's that way.
43:19It's that way.
43:20It's that way.
43:20It's that way.
43:20Yeah, it's that way.
43:21How do you know?
43:21Dude, I've been there.
43:22You've gone there.
43:23It's in the order.
43:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
43:28This guy's in the order of GIMGUL.
43:30Sir, we just want to chat.
43:31We just want to talk.
43:32Sir, we will blur your face.
43:33We will distort your voice.
43:35That's all I can say.
43:35Ah, the Wikipedia page is trash.
43:37We've read the Wikipedia page.
43:38Sir, we just want to know why you guys do what you do.
43:40We're not trying to be wary.
43:41I can't say anything.
43:43Can you tell us?
43:44I'm actually not going there right now.
43:45Where are you heading?
43:46I'm going to Mama D.
43:47I'm from Durham.
43:48Oh, Mama D, yeah.
43:49That's where we're going.
43:50Cool.
43:51Can you give us the password?
43:52What's the password?
43:53Password?
43:54Yeah.
43:54Order of the Phoenix.
43:55Order of the Phoenix?
43:57Let's go.
43:58Why are they so secretive?
44:00Why are you so secretive?
44:01Are you up to no good?
44:02I don't know.
44:03Do I look like I'm up to no good?
44:04Yes.
44:05The answer to that is yes.
44:06Follow me.
44:09Ask her a question.
44:10Why so secretive?
44:11Why must you rape people?
44:12Why are you all dressed like people?
44:13And how do you get in?
44:14How must you rape people?
44:15Yes.
44:15That's a natural part of the human condition.
44:17You rape people.
44:18The natural part of the human condition?
44:20Yeah.
44:20Listen.
44:21We've been raping this land since we got it.
44:23I get that.
44:24But you're taking advantage of the community.
44:26How am I doing that?
44:28By terrorizing them.
44:29These people are scared of a gimbal.
44:30A gimbal?
44:31Yes.
44:31They're scared of a cowboy.
44:33You've got state senators?
44:34Police?
44:35They're scared of a gimbal.
44:36In their pocket.
44:37No, no, no.
44:37They're in.
44:38They're on the payroll.
44:39And, uh...
44:40Oh.
44:41Okay.
44:41Why are you so focused on the gimbal?
44:43I thought you said...
44:44Well, because...
44:45I feel like there's a lot bigger schemes that people are talking about.
44:48So you're trying to fly under the radar.
44:50Why not?
44:51Okay.
44:52How do you get into this?
44:54What's the answer?
44:56I thought you'd have to kill you.
44:58Well, if you can, let's do it right here, right now.
45:01Take me!
45:02Not on camera.
45:03Not on camera.
45:04Alright.
45:04Fair enough.
45:05Fair enough.
45:06I've been inside.
45:06What makes you so fascinated by this?
45:08What makes me fascinated?
45:09I'm not fascinated.
45:10I'm disgusted.
45:11Well, what are you filming this for?
45:12For MNN.
45:14Manhattan Neighborhood Network.
45:16Public Access.
45:17New York City.
45:18Oh, it is a real thing, my friend.
45:19What's your name?
45:19We need extra.
45:21Skimble Castle.
45:22Let's do it.
45:22Yeah.
45:23We're celebrities.
45:24They're Order of Gimble.
45:25You know about the Order of Gimble?
45:26Order of Gimble.
45:27Yeah.
45:28They're scum bums and rapists.
45:29Yes.
45:29They're taking advantage of the people in Chapel Hill.
45:31Okay.
45:32Yeah.
45:33We're trying to find Gimble.
45:34Are you trying to find Gimble?
45:35Yeah.
45:36Or some good weed, if that's floating around.
45:38Have you heard of Gimble Castle?
45:41Do you know about this shit?
45:42They take coeds up there.
45:43They rape them.
45:43They get them drunk.
45:44Coleds?
45:45No.
45:46Oh, no.
45:46They do not look fondly on colleds.
45:48Oh.
45:49Coeds.
45:49Coeds.
45:50I'm sorry.
45:51This gentleman said he was in Gimble.
45:52Who?
45:53He laughed about it.
45:53He said everybody rapes people.
45:55What?
45:55Oh.
45:56Oh, he said it.
45:56We gotta lose him.
45:59He had a goddamn piece of corn in his mouth.
46:03Murph, what would you say your relationship with the police is there?
46:07Oh.
46:08Sour.
46:09Gimble!
46:11Murph, there's no stopping you, is there?
46:13No.
46:15No.
46:15I'm out.
46:15You don't even sound happy about it.
46:17No, I mean, look, I owe it to everyone.
46:20I owe it to Chapel Hill.
46:22He's very, he's very drunk.
46:24He's very drunk.
46:25The joke is over.
46:26He's going to get arrested if he does this.
46:29We gotta put an end to it.
46:31The story needs an ending.
46:32This only ends poorly.
46:35You need to be Keith now.
46:37You can't be banana man right now.
46:39I will roll it all up in my banana suit.
46:41There's a lot.
46:41Hopefully not for the last time.
46:45Hey, who's this?
46:46This is it.
46:47It's time to put this baby to bed.
46:49There's no street there.
46:51One way or the other.
46:51This ends in kudos or jail time?
46:54Kudos.
46:55I just want to sit down and chat.
46:56And you know what?
46:57Where it's late night, they've been drinking all night,
47:00let's sit down, let's smoke a bong.
47:01Let's talk about it.
47:04That's all I want.
47:05Is that asking too much at this point?
47:07I mean, this is the final showdown.
47:09We're here.
47:09He's full of whiskey and lies, he tells himself.
47:13We have no idea where we are at this point.
47:16We're out in the middle of the woods.
47:18GIMKUR!
47:20What I found out tonight, people love Gimkur.
47:24They're fun.
47:25Sounds like everybody thinks they're great.
47:29We've just tormented these people for two years.
47:35GIMKUR!
47:36We're the only people in the world who don't like Gimkur.
47:39We've been the bad guys the whole time, I think.
47:42I've accepted what's...
47:44I've accepted the chain of events that has taken place tonight.
47:48I know that they don't want to be on camera.
47:51I know that.
47:52Car.
47:53Car.
47:53Turn the light off.
47:55Murph is pretty drunk right now, isn't he?
47:57It is.
47:57That's what I am genuinely scared about.
48:00GIMKUR!
48:00What does it say?
48:02Directed by the order of Gimkuls, in the memory of Kemp Plummer Battle, 1831-1919.
48:09Who knew and loved these woods?
48:12Who didn't know?
48:14Well, there's a clear path.
48:25I tried Chapel Hill, but you didn't want to help yourselves.
48:34Two years ago we were here.
48:37Took a bottle of Evan Williams.
48:41That was when we were notified that the people of Chapel Hill were being taken advantage of.
48:46But, I don't know.
48:48This is the third time we've been here now.
48:50Gimkul doesn't want to show themselves.
48:52People don't want to help themselves.
48:55What else can I do?
48:58They're hiding in the fucking shadows.
49:00They're probably here right now.
49:03I don't know where the interests of the tunnels are.
49:05I've tried to find it.
49:06I've tried to get the password.
49:07I've tried to party with them.
49:10Slipping among them.
49:13Oh man, this fucking fall air is nippy.
49:21Well, I guess that's it.
49:24I don't know what the hell else to do.
49:28We'll never expose them.
49:31We're outside their front door and yet nothing.
49:36All we've seen is a groundskeeper.
49:39He's probably covered up a fair amount of DNA in his day.
49:42You're on your own, Chapel Hill.
49:45I've done what I can do.
49:46Was it all for naught?
49:47I don't know.
49:49I feel like we raised some awareness.
49:50Then again, I'm delusional at this point.
49:53I've completely lost it.
49:55I don't know, should we burn the whole place to the ground?
50:03You've won!
50:05You've broken my sanity!
50:09I hope you're happy.
50:15Good night, sweet secret society.
50:20Just know that I'll take this to my grave.
50:25Come on, Murph.
50:26You tried your best and I'm proud of you.
50:28I may never sleep again, Gimgol, with the nightmares of what you've done on these grounds.
50:36The police don't care.
50:39Local government doesn't care.
50:42The world doesn't care.
50:44We've reached a bunch of them all over the place.
50:46But I will say this.
50:48We gave it our all.
50:52And you're welcome to join us any Wednesday night.
50:58MNN Studios, 59th Street between 10th and 11th in New York City.
51:05No amount of whiskey is going to drown this out.
51:15That last drop was for you, Gimgol.
51:20Well played.
51:29Alright, Murph.
51:29Let's go.
51:30You're drunk.
51:31You're drunk.
51:33You gave it your best and I'm proud of you, Murph.
51:35I'm proud of you.
51:36I'm proud of what you stand for.
51:37Look at that trash.
51:38We missed this party by one night.
51:44You did good.
51:45You did real good.
52:00Never again.
52:05Never again.
52:06Never again.
52:08This is where it all began.
52:10This rock.
52:12This rock.
52:13Peter Dromgul.
52:14Well, you died in vain.
52:15How do you feel about that?
52:23Damn it.
52:24Damn it to hell.
52:25you look this whole world now.
52:29I'm not making.
52:30This rock!
52:31One, two, three people.
52:32The hell is angry with me?
52:36One, two, three people.
52:49Fynd to Hell's тебе.
52:55poetin'
52:55Ah!
52:57Ah.
53:10Oh!
53:12Oh!
53:12Oh!
53:15Oh!
53:16Oh!
53:17Oh!
53:20AH!
53:22Fuck!