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00:00:03Welcome to the Asbury Spectacular.
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00:00:33It's Wednesday night!
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00:01:21Welcome, everybody, to this very special edition of the Chris Gethard Show.
00:01:25I'm your host, Chris Gethard.
00:01:26I want to say hi to everybody watching on Ustream.
00:01:28And everybody live in this guy, Eric's living room here at Asbury University.
00:01:35Please call us tonight.
00:01:36We're going to be playing in Asbury.
00:01:38You can call the dice game.
00:01:39You can call us at this number.
00:01:40We're going to get to as many numbers as we can, as many phone calls as we can.
00:01:44We've already got some people on the line.
00:01:45Just keep trying to call.
00:01:47We'll get to as many as we can.
00:01:48That's 859-474-0761.
00:01:52859-474-0761.
00:01:54I hear some of you guys trying to call.
00:01:55Just keep calling.
00:01:56We'll get to as many calls as we can.
00:01:57Let's explain a couple things.
00:02:00Hey, who's this guy?
00:02:00Hey, come on in, man.
00:02:01Come on in.
00:02:02What's your name?
00:02:03Who are you guys?
00:02:04Yeah!
00:02:05What's that?
00:02:06Sadie is welcome.
00:02:07You're on the Chris Gethard Show right now.
00:02:09Welcome.
00:02:09What's your name?
00:02:11Logan.
00:02:11Logan, welcome.
00:02:11You're currently on the Chris Gethard Show.
00:02:15Greg, welcome.
00:02:16You're currently on the Chris Gethard Show.
00:02:17So, right, we usually broadcast out of the Manhattan neighborhood network, the public
00:02:22access channel in New York City.
00:02:24But right now, we are not in New York City.
00:02:25We're in Wilmore, Kentucky, because we're in the middle of a trip called Bonnaroo-Gethard.
00:02:29Tomorrow night, we will be performing at the Bonnaroo Festival.
00:02:32Tonight is our last night crashing somewhere.
00:02:34We've crashed all over the place, right?
00:02:36Bonanna Man, Rob Malone, we crashed.
00:02:37Alex drove us to Vegas, where we crashed with Tommy Guns.
00:02:40And then Aaron drove us to Flagstaff, where we crashed with Andrew and Brandon.
00:02:44We've seen 95% of America.
00:02:47Yeah, we went to Denver.
00:02:48We met Sam Talent.
00:02:49Nicole drove us into Kansas.
00:02:51Jacob Lahop put us in his fire truck.
00:02:53Harper in Kansas helped us out.
00:02:55And then...
00:02:55Sounds about right.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:56Oh, the Colorado.
00:02:58Yeah, I already covered Colorado.
00:02:59Oh, yeah, the Hooks family.
00:03:01The Hooks family helped us out.
00:03:02And then Andrea and Megan last night drove us to St. Louis,
00:03:05where our man Nathan Swagner picked us up and brought us.
00:03:11So we didn't think we were going to be able to have a Chris Gathering show tonight,
00:03:14but as you can see, this is not our full studio.
00:03:15This is a living room, but we're happy to bring you a show nonetheless.
00:03:18So who from Asbury wants to step up and explain the tradition known as the dice game?
00:03:22Dad.
00:03:22All right, who?
00:03:23Dad.
00:03:24Dad brought it.
00:03:24Anybody.
00:03:25I just met that guy.
00:03:26Anybody.
00:03:27You brought it to our school.
00:03:28Daddy, so you brought the dice game to our school, so we've got a 20-sided die.
00:03:31All right.
00:03:31And we're going to explain.
00:03:32So people basically make dares.
00:03:34Yeah, basically you take the dice and you decide a dare.
00:03:40Talk to the dare.
00:03:40Talk to the dare.
00:03:41Talk to the world.
00:03:42Yes, the whole world.
00:03:43No one can see your head.
00:03:44Can you tell?
00:03:45There we go, yes.
00:03:46Okay, so basically you make a dare on a number.
00:03:50So make a dare.
00:03:52Okay, like if you hit the number, you get to hit me in the face.
00:03:56Okay, so if I hit a six, I get to punch you in the face.
00:03:59Hit, slap.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02You're not going to punch me in the face.
00:04:03I literally just met you.
00:04:04If you agree to it and I get to six, that means I get to do it.
00:04:07Okay, and what if you miss?
00:04:08Then nothing happens.
00:04:09I don't get to hit you in the face.
00:04:11Then we can do another dare.
00:04:11Okay, so we're going to give our callers three numbers.
00:04:13So you call up.
00:04:14You get to have three numbers.
00:04:16We've got all sorts of stuff lying around this apartment.
00:04:18If any of your three numbers hit, that thing will happen.
00:04:21Sounds good.
00:04:22All right, so thank you for the explanation test.
00:04:24So callers, you're going to call up.
00:04:25You're going to pick three numbers.
00:04:26You're going to call at 859-474-0761.
00:04:29That's 859-474-0761.
00:04:32You're going to pick three numbers.
00:04:33If you roll one of those numbers, we're going to go ahead.
00:04:36We're going to do something crazy.
00:04:36We've got our man Joe.
00:04:37I'm the musical guest tonight.
00:04:39All right, guys?
00:04:40Joe, we'll come back up later.
00:04:42For now, let's get to our first call.
00:04:44Zach in Maryland.
00:04:45How are you?
00:04:47Good.
00:04:48Okay, Zach, so you heard us on Doug Loves Movies.
00:04:50We want to say thank you to Doug Benson for helping us out with the Boner and Gethers project.
00:04:55So, Zach, you're going to pick three numbers.
00:04:57If you hit one of your three numbers, the world's greatest dancer, Rob Malone, and Banana Man,
00:05:02are going to fight with two different pool noodle flotation devices.
00:05:06So what three numbers do you want to pick?
00:05:10What's that?
00:05:12What are your three numbers, Zach?
00:05:15Did we just lose Zach?
00:05:17I think he said four.
00:05:19I don't think he said anything.
00:05:20Zach hung up.
00:05:21Zach was waiting on the line for over 15 minutes, and then technical difficulties meant we hung
00:05:25up on him.
00:05:27Let's go ahead.
00:05:27Let's get another caller.
00:05:28Uh-oh, this is getting awkward.
00:05:31This is getting really awkward.
00:05:33Another caller.
00:05:36859-474-0761-859-474-0761.
00:05:43Andrew, I think we just take the calls as they come in, right?
00:05:45Let's just take the calls as they come in.
00:05:468-5-9-4-7-4-0-7-6-1.
00:05:49You get to play the dice game.
00:05:50If your number hits, you will cause Rob Malone and Banana Man to play.
00:05:54It's in the voicemail.
00:05:55Press 2.
00:05:56Let's see.
00:05:56Who's on the line right now?
00:05:59Hello?
00:06:00Yes, who is this?
00:06:02Hey, it's Christy from Long Island.
00:06:04Christy from Long Island.
00:06:05Welcome back to the show.
00:06:06Good to hear from you again.
00:06:08Christy, we're in Wilmore, Kentucky.
00:06:09I'm going to ask you to pick three numbers.
00:06:11I'm going to roll the dice if one of your three numbers hits.
00:06:14Banana Man and Rob Malone will hit each other with foam devices.
00:06:16What are your three numbers?
00:06:191 through 6.
00:06:211 through 20.
00:06:23Oh, okay.
00:06:24No problem.
00:06:25I'm going to go with 16.
00:06:28What's that?
00:06:29I'm going to go with 16.
00:06:3116.
00:06:3316.
00:06:3316, 1.
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:36And 7.
00:06:3816, 1, 7.
00:06:40I'm going to roll the dice.
00:06:41Oh, it fell.
00:06:43It is a 17.
00:06:44If you added the 16 and the 1 together, it would happen.
00:06:49As it is, Christy, you have lost the dice game.
00:06:52What's else?
00:06:53Anything else on your mind?
00:06:56How's your turn?
00:06:58We're going to go to Bonner tomorrow.
00:06:59I've survived thus far.
00:07:00We're going to get to our next call.
00:07:01Thank you, Christy.
00:07:02Hello.
00:07:03Oh, wait.
00:07:03We've got to press 1, right?
00:07:06We lost it.
00:07:06Call in right now.
00:07:07859-474-0761.
00:07:10859-474-0761.
00:07:13Here we go.
00:07:14Next caller.
00:07:15We're going to press 1.
00:07:17Hello.
00:07:17Who's this?
00:07:18Hello.
00:07:18You're on the air.
00:07:20This is Gabe.
00:07:21Gabe.
00:07:22From New York.
00:07:23Gabe.
00:07:23Yeah.
00:07:24All right.
00:07:24Welcome to the show.
00:07:26You're going to pick three.
00:07:26I want to talk.
00:07:28I want to help you with the ride.
00:07:30When I was in St. Louis.
00:07:31Oh, that's okay, man.
00:07:33It all turned out okay.
00:07:34I was in St. Louis this morning.
00:07:35I was up for 27 straight hours and wound up trying to sleep in a graveyard.
00:07:41Gabe, I'm going to ask you to pick three numbers.
00:07:42Pick three numbers for the dice game.
00:07:45Four, five, and six.
00:07:46Wow.
00:07:47Going all three in a row.
00:07:48Great strategy.
00:07:48Let's roll.
00:07:49It is a five.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:51It is a five.
00:07:52Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, see, go!
00:08:00Fight, fight, fight, fight!
00:08:01Yeah!
00:08:02Oh, shit.
00:08:06Okay, okay.
00:08:08A round of applause.
00:08:10This is okay.
00:08:12This is okay.
00:08:14Gabe, you caused that.
00:08:15Gabe, you caused the fight that happened in Kentucky from New York.
00:08:19Congratulations. Thank you for the call. We're going to get to our next caller.
00:08:22That's power.
00:08:23Let's do it. Okay.
00:08:25I thought my glasses fell off.
00:08:27Hello. Who's this? You're on the air.
00:08:31Shut up. No way.
00:08:32Yeah, I won't shut up because you're on the air. What's up?
00:08:36Hey.
00:08:37Who is this?
00:08:37This is Rachel from Portland.
00:08:39Rachel from Portland. You're on the air.
00:08:42I want to play the game.
00:08:45Okay. Okay. Is there anything else you want to talk about first?
00:08:47It sounds like you might have something on your mind.
00:08:50Yeah, well, I kind of want to ask the Banana Man what's on his mind.
00:08:54Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:57You're trying to get the Banana Man to do the human fish's bit?
00:09:01Whoa.
00:09:01I'll take it.
00:09:03Banana Man says he'll do it.
00:09:04But I'm warning you, the human fish might be mad about this, Rachel.
00:09:07It doesn't have to be a versus necessarily.
00:09:08You might have just caused a real rift between Banana Man and the human fish.
00:09:12Banana Man, what's on your mind?
00:09:13Well, you've got to stand in for him while he's out of town.
00:09:17The fish is one of a kind.
00:09:19Okay, Banana Man, what's on your mind?
00:09:21First off, I have a lot of love for the human fish.
00:09:23So I don't want to, you know, rain on his parade or anything.
00:09:26But I haven't been pooping much this trip.
00:09:30And I'm feeling a little congested in the anal area.
00:09:35So that's what's on my mind.
00:09:36I'm feeling a little uncomfortable.
00:09:37And I like to have nobody done.
00:09:37That's referred to as constipated.
00:09:40Not congested in the anal area.
00:09:43It's called constipation.
00:09:45Is this the entire anal?
00:09:48Oh, no.
00:09:48What was that, Rachel?
00:09:51I hear what you're saying, but it sounded like someone just said anal.
00:09:55Yes, we did.
00:09:56We did say anal.
00:09:57Rachel, let's move on.
00:09:58You're going to pick three numbers.
00:09:59If you hit, I'm going to let someone...
00:10:01Yeah, I'm going to pick three.
00:10:02Okay, three.
00:10:05Okay, I pick two numbers.
00:10:09What was that?
00:10:11Four.
00:10:12I heard four.
00:10:14Yeah, and 12.
00:10:17Four and 12 and one more.
00:10:20And 20.
00:10:21Four, 12, and 20.
00:10:23If you hit, here's what's going to happen, everybody.
00:10:25I'm going to randomly hand someone this air horn, and they are free to blast it in someone else,
00:10:29in mine or Rob's or in a man's ear at any time.
00:10:32Is that okay?
00:10:33No.
00:10:34It's actually okay.
00:10:35It's really not.
00:10:35I'll give it to you.
00:10:36What's your name, sir?
00:10:37What's your name?
00:10:38Hezekiah.
00:10:39Hezekiah.
00:10:39I'm giving an air horn to Hezekiah.
00:10:41That's my soul.
00:10:42Hezekiah, are you a person who will hesitate to blast an air horn at random?
00:10:46Okay, so you said four.
00:10:48Was it four, 12, and what else?
00:10:50Four, 12, and 20.
00:10:51Let's go, Rachel.
00:10:53Five.
00:10:53I'm sorry.
00:10:54I'm sorry.
00:10:55Let's get to our...
00:10:56Our next call, remember, you can call in.
00:10:59859-474-0761.
00:11:01That's 859-474-0761.
00:11:05Call some.
00:11:06Hello.
00:11:07Who is this?
00:11:08You're on the air.
00:11:10Oh, hey.
00:11:11I'm the best from...
00:11:12What's that?
00:11:12What's your name?
00:11:14I'm the best from Massachusetts.
00:11:16Okay.
00:11:17So, you're going to be playing the dice game.
00:11:19You're going to pick three numbers.
00:11:20If you get the number right, I'm going to give that guy named Hezekiah an air horn.
00:11:23He seems way too excited about it.
00:11:25Way too excited about it.
00:11:27What numbers do you want to pick?
00:11:30Seven.
00:11:31Seven.
00:11:34Sixteen.
00:11:34Seven, sixteen.
00:11:35And what was the other one?
00:11:36Two and a half.
00:11:37There is no two and a half.
00:11:39It's a die.
00:11:40Okay, it's on a two.
00:11:41A two.
00:11:41Seven, sixteen, a two.
00:11:43Let's roll.
00:11:45Sixteen.
00:11:46Sixteen.
00:11:50You have given a man with no morals an air horn to disrupt this show for the rest of the
00:11:55time.
00:11:56Wow.
00:11:56Hezekiah, how are you feeling about the air horn?
00:11:58What's your strategy going to be?
00:11:59I'm just going to go for it.
00:12:01Oh, my God.
00:12:02Why did you do it to yourself?
00:12:04Why did you do that to yourself?
00:12:05Why did you do it to yourself?
00:12:08Why would you never?
00:12:10You really, that looked horrible.
00:12:12That looked really horrible.
00:12:14Oh.
00:12:15Okay, Hezekiah has that horn for the rest of the show.
00:12:24Let's get our next caller.
00:12:26Let's get our next caller on the air.
00:12:28Are we on the air horn?
00:12:30Okay, quiet on the set, please.
00:12:32Quiet on the set.
00:12:33Who is our next caller?
00:12:35Our next caller is coming in.
00:12:37Let's do it.
00:12:38Our old friend, it looks like a, no, he hung up.
00:12:44Who else?
00:12:44Let's call up.
00:12:45859-474-0761.
00:12:49859-474-0761.
00:12:51Call up.
00:12:52Play the dice game.
00:12:53Chris, we do have a 12-sided die, which means more chances.
00:12:56Wow.
00:12:58We've done pretty well so far.
00:13:00Okay, quiet on the set, please.
00:13:02Hello, you're on the air.
00:13:03Welcome to the Getter Show.
00:13:05Hey, Chris Gesser.
00:13:07Who's this?
00:13:09Patrick from Manhattan.
00:13:11Hey, Patrick, I know you.
00:13:13How's it going, Patrick?
00:13:14How's it going?
00:13:15Patrick, you're going to play the dice game.
00:13:17If you win, Banana Man's going to put this target around his neck, and we're going to let
00:13:21one of our random audience members try to shoot that target with three shots of a toy ball
00:13:25and arrow.
00:13:26Is there anything you want to talk about before we do the dice game?
00:13:30No, you guys all look a lot better than I thought you would.
00:13:33Yeah, well, we got to sleep in.
00:13:35Our friend Kara Chapman let us sleep in her grandmother's house today.
00:13:41Grandma!
00:13:42Grandma!
00:13:43Grandma!
00:13:44Grandma!
00:13:45Grandma!
00:13:46Grandma!
00:13:47Grandma!
00:13:48Grandma!
00:13:49Grandma!
00:13:49Grandma!
00:13:51Grandma!
00:13:52Grandma!
00:13:53Grandma!
00:13:54Grandma!
00:13:56Okay, so, Patrick, you're going to pick three numbers if you hit.
00:13:59We're going to hand this ball an arrow to someone, they're going to shoot it, Banana Man,
00:14:02and if they hit the target, they win.
00:14:03What are your three numbers?
00:14:05One to twenty.
00:14:06I'm going to be able to.
00:14:07Four, eight, and fifteen.
00:14:10Four, eight, and fifteen.
00:14:11Let's roll.
00:14:12Fifteen!
00:14:14Looks like Fletch is going to get it.
00:14:16Let's clear out some space.
00:14:17Banana Man, you're going to run around.
00:14:18Fletch, you get three shots.
00:14:20Three shots.
00:14:20Hit Banana Man.
00:14:22On the target.
00:14:23You've got that two-put space right there.
00:14:24Two-put space.
00:14:29Rain for the target.
00:14:30I think this one might suck.
00:14:32Oh, that's a good place to be.
00:14:34Turn a little to the...
00:14:39Let's pick up the pace, Fletch.
00:14:40Turn it right here.
00:14:40Turn it right here.
00:14:41Perfect.
00:14:42Perfect.
00:14:43Yes, perfect.
00:14:44In the face.
00:14:46One.
00:14:47So close.
00:14:50I think this one might be the worst one so far.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:53Okay, close.
00:14:54All right.
00:14:55In the face.
00:14:56Patrick, you caused this.
00:14:58In the face.
00:14:59Oh!
00:15:01Oh!
00:15:03Oh!
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:05Patrick.
00:15:06Fletch.
00:15:08Fletch.
00:15:09Fletch.
00:15:10You just shot Banana Man in the face.
00:15:12What was that, Patrick?
00:15:14That was better than I could never have been.
00:15:16I'm so excited.
00:15:17Yes, I know.
00:15:17You just caused Banana Man to get shot in the face by an arrow.
00:15:20And when he reeled backwards in pain, he was blasted with an air horn from behind.
00:15:25And what was a beautiful, beautiful...
00:15:27Happy Wednesday night.
00:15:28Patrick, thank you for calling.
00:15:29We will see you when we get home.
00:15:30We miss you.
00:15:30Let's get more calls.
00:15:32859-474-0761.
00:15:35Do you have more calls, Andrew?
00:15:37Oh, yeah.
00:15:37Let's get these calls going.
00:15:39And I just also, I do want to say so much.
00:15:41Thank you to a friend of ours.
00:15:43His name is Shelby.
00:15:44He is the guy from Asbury who spread the virus.
00:15:47That is the Chris Gethard Show.
00:15:48It's so weird!
00:15:50Yeah!
00:15:51Yeah!
00:15:52Yeah!
00:15:53Yeah!
00:15:53Yeah!
00:15:54Woo!
00:15:54It's very weird that we're big at Asbury University.
00:15:57I've never, none of us have even heard of Asbury University.
00:16:00But people from Asbury University start going to the show.
00:16:03What is that?
00:16:03But Shelby and Nathan saw us on Conan and told everybody about it.
00:16:07And Shelby's been a real champion for us online and on campus.
00:16:11And we're going to say thank you.
00:16:12And he can't be here because his dad wouldn't let him come.
00:16:17There's Shelby right there in the background up on that.
00:16:20Shelby, we miss you.
00:16:21We wish you were here.
00:16:22Do we have a caller on the line?
00:16:24No callers.
00:16:25Call us up.
00:16:26859-474-0761.
00:16:28That's 859-474-0761.
00:16:33Sorry, I've got a horrific cough from living on the road for as many days as I have.
00:16:38But call up.
00:16:39We need your calls right now.
00:16:40859-474-0761.
00:16:43Play the dice game.
00:16:45Next person to call, we just hand this bat to someone in this room and we see what happens.
00:16:53But to make that happen, we need you to call up and play the dice game at 859-474-0761.
00:17:01That is 859-474-0761.
00:17:05That is 859-474-0761.
00:17:05Chris, we still have 43 minutes left.
00:17:0743 minutes.
00:17:07I thought we were doing this.
00:17:10Alright, so you may be playing three songs tonight.
00:17:12People can get hurt as much as possible.
00:17:13What's that?
00:17:14We're like rushing through it so people can get us hurt.
00:17:16That is true.
00:17:17But that's our MO, I think.
00:17:18I think that's why people like us.
00:17:19They don't like us because we take our time and behave in rational ways.
00:17:23Let's talk to panel.
00:17:24Ow!
00:17:26Wow.
00:17:26Wow.
00:17:27That air horn is horrible.
00:17:29Okay, so we have a little bit of lull in the calls.
00:17:32Anybody who calls right now, you'll get them through immediately.
00:17:35There's no call system tonight.
00:17:36Just call 859-474-0761.
00:17:39You'll get straight through.
00:17:40In the meantime, Hot Dog, Banana Man, Rob Malone.
00:17:43How has Bonnaroo Gethard been treating you guys?
00:17:46Really well.
00:17:47Really nice, yeah.
00:17:48Really well.
00:17:48What have your highlights been?
00:17:50Well, I hung out with the 10-year-olds at a lacrosse game.
00:17:53They were very fond of the banana costume.
00:17:55And, I'm just going to stand up.
00:17:57Yeah, so I had a really fun time.
00:17:58Made a lot of friends with 10-year-olds.
00:18:00Ran around in circles.
00:18:02And bonded.
00:18:02Well, this kid, Liam, he's going to be president of the United States of America.
00:18:05Yes.
00:18:06He already has Secret Service men.
00:18:07And, there is a rumor that you may perform at Liam's birthday party in Denver, Colorado
00:18:13later this year.
00:18:13I hope that we can make that happen.
00:18:14You may fly back out to Denver just to perform at his birthday party.
00:18:17And, they said they'd pay me.
00:18:18Okay.
00:18:19I don't know if they did.
00:18:21Don't pay everyone at all.
00:18:22They said they may pay for your airplane ticket with frequent flyer vibes.
00:18:26Well, they said that that neighborhood is the most expensive neighborhood in the USA.
00:18:30But, then they said, and we bring down the property value because they were a humble people.
00:18:34Ralph Malone, what has your favorite part of the trip been thus far?
00:18:37Well, yesterday I witnessed a race between a fire truck and a banana.
00:18:41Yes.
00:18:42And, uh, but, probably it's just been staying in all the hotels while you've been scrounging
00:18:48for a place to stay.
00:18:49That is true.
00:18:49I've stayed in some great places with some nice people and also some sketchy places.
00:18:53That's fair to say.
00:18:55Hot Dog Parish.
00:18:56Let's step up.
00:18:57No one can see you back there.
00:18:58I'll stand up, pay.
00:18:59I've been doing a lot of driving.
00:19:00Uh, we've been hitting a lot of subways.
00:19:02I don't know.
00:19:02Eat fresh.
00:19:05Okay, man.
00:19:06Okay.
00:19:07Call us up.
00:19:09859-474-0761.
00:19:11That's 859-474-0761.
00:19:14We need your calls.
00:19:15Been a few minutes since we've had a call.
00:19:17Chris, what was your favorite part?
00:19:18My favorite part?
00:19:19I'll tell you, I've had so many favorite parts.
00:19:21And JD should go as well.
00:19:22I know, everybody should.
00:19:23Um, I've had so many favorite parts.
00:19:25I really like meeting Sam Talent in Denver.
00:19:28Yeah.
00:19:28Um, I like throwing ninja stars in Albuquerque.
00:19:30The Rodriguez family is a highlight.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:32The Rodriguez family was a beautiful family.
00:19:35And, uh, we can't thank everybody.
00:19:36Why did you tell an anecdote that wasn't in any of the videos that we put out?
00:19:39Um, something that didn't show up in a video was that when JD and I were trapped
00:19:43for seven hours at the Hopi Travel Plaza, which is on Hopi,
00:19:47Native American land embedded in Navajo, Native American land,
00:19:50we were trying to hitchhike.
00:19:51A homeless woman brandishing a stick yelled at us and told me I could pass for homeless.
00:19:57All right.
00:19:58I believe we have another caller on the line who wants to play the dice game.
00:20:01Not positive.
00:20:03Do we have a call?
00:20:04Goodbye.
00:20:05Goodbye.
00:20:06Goodbye?
00:20:06No!
00:20:07You gotta be quicker on the draw.
00:20:09Oh, no.
00:20:09Did we lose our call?
00:20:10Whoever just tried to call, call right back.
00:20:12You will play the dice game.
00:20:14If you win, we will just literally hand the bat to someone in this room and we will see what
00:20:19happens.
00:20:20Um, JD, your favorite part of the trip.
00:20:23Not into it.
00:20:24JD does not want to appear on camera.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:28Should we have someone here roll the dice?
00:20:30Oh.
00:20:31That could be good.
00:20:32Hello?
00:20:33Do we have a caller?
00:20:36Wait.
00:20:36We tried to call the guy back.
00:20:38Oh, no.
00:20:39Shelby.
00:20:40Shelby's on the phone right now.
00:20:42Oh, we overloaded Google Voice.
00:20:44What?
00:20:45We just got a text message from our friend Corey Palmer back in New York.
00:20:49We have apparently overloaded our Google Voice account.
00:20:53So just use your real number.
00:20:54So, no.
00:20:55Absolutely not.
00:20:56We have 39 minutes of show.
00:20:58People keep trying, but I think it's just hitting.
00:20:5939 minutes of show, but just bear with us.
00:21:02Just put them on live.
00:21:03Google Voice.
00:21:04Okay, wait.
00:21:05I think we might have a call.
00:21:06It might have worked.
00:21:07Caller, are you there?
00:21:10Hey, how are you?
00:21:11I'm good.
00:21:11Who's this?
00:21:13This is Josh Linewan.
00:21:15Josh, how's it going, man?
00:21:17It's going good.
00:21:18How are you?
00:21:18I have those camo shorts.
00:21:20You have a what?
00:21:22I have camo shorts, just like.
00:21:24Yeah.
00:21:24I've been wearing these camo shorts on the road, and I feel like I don't really like wearing
00:21:28shorts, but these have become the official uniform of the Bonnaroo Gether experience.
00:21:33That's cool.
00:21:34Can I ask Banana Man a question?
00:21:35Okay, but you are stepping on the human fish's toes.
00:21:37Banana Man, step forward.
00:21:39Josh, what's your question for Banana Man?
00:21:42It's Bonnaroo versus Bonfire of the Vanity.
00:21:46Wow, now someone's asking you directly.
00:21:48Now, you are at a crossroads, Banana Man.
00:21:50I don't know whether or not you steal.
00:21:51Banana Man.
00:21:53What's he thinking?
00:21:55Banana Man.
00:21:56What's he thinking?
00:21:59I'm going to go for Bonnaroo, but I also want to say, I don't think human fish should
00:22:03be doing this.
00:22:03It shouldn't be me.
00:22:05You still did it.
00:22:06But Bonnaroo.
00:22:07You still did it.
00:22:08All right, Josh, do you want to play the dice game while you're on the line?
00:22:12Yeah, definitely.
00:22:13Pick three numbers.
00:22:1512, 15, and 20.
00:22:1912, 15, and 20.
00:22:22Okay, let's roll it.
00:22:2317.
00:22:24I'm sorry, Josh, you do not win the dice game.
00:22:26This bat does not get handed to a random person at Asbury University.
00:22:32All right, do we have another call?
00:22:34Our next caller, welcome to the show.
00:22:38Hello, you're on the show.
00:22:38Who's this?
00:22:40Hey, this is Colin from Toys and Tiny Instruments.
00:22:43Hey!
00:22:44Colin, what's up, man?
00:22:45Toys and Tiny Instruments, lottery ticket.
00:22:48Colin, you're the man, a great friend of the show.
00:22:51Toys and Tiny Instruments are a fantastic fan.
00:22:53If you're watching this show and you have not gone out of your way to obtain everything
00:22:57by the Toys and Tiny Instruments, you are not a true fan.
00:22:59Colin, what's up?
00:23:00How's things going?
00:23:01Oh, you're the best, Chris.
00:23:03You're the best, Colin.
00:23:07What did you want to talk about tonight or did you just want to get into the dice game?
00:23:11I'm into the dice game.
00:23:13I just wanted to say I've been watching all the videos.
00:23:15I think you guys are fantastic.
00:23:17Thanks, man.
00:23:18I think the binary gather thing is working and fantastic.
00:23:22That's very kind of you.
00:23:23We're glad you're enjoying it.
00:23:25We're having a lot of fun, too.
00:23:26And no kidding, listen to your whole album earlier today in the car.
00:23:29In the car?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:30The camera crew listened to your whole album today.
00:23:32Absolutely.
00:23:33And we can't wait.
00:23:34And you're working on your new album right now, right?
00:23:36We sure are.
00:23:37Awesome.
00:23:38Can't wait to get you guys back on the air once that album's out.
00:23:43Hey, guys, come on.
00:23:44Chaos is erupting.
00:23:45Colin, let's go ahead and pick three numbers for the dice game.
00:23:48If you hit, this bat will just be handed to someone.
00:23:51And we'll just see what happens.
00:23:53Up to.
00:23:53Okay, your numbers.
00:23:54Let's go for three.
00:23:56Three.
00:23:57Let's go.
00:23:58Eleven.
00:23:59Three, eleven.
00:24:00And, uh, twenty-one.
00:24:04Three, eleven, twenty-one.
00:24:06Twenty-one.
00:24:07Twenty-one.
00:24:17Twenty-one.
00:24:18Three, eleven.
00:24:19And what else?
00:24:20Three, eleven.
00:24:21And sixteen.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:24Sixteen.
00:24:25Three.
00:24:26Eleven.
00:24:26Sixteen.
00:24:26Let's roll.
00:24:27It was a nine.
00:24:28I'm sorry, Colin, from Toys and Tiny Instruments.
00:24:31Not so much.
00:24:32Such a disappointment.
00:24:33No, it's okay.
00:24:34This bat will be handed out later, Colin.
00:24:36Thank you for the call.
00:24:36Because in the meantime, we have a very special musical guest.
00:24:39I know nothing about this man except his first name.
00:24:42Joe.
00:24:43I do know that he is a friend of our friend Shelby.
00:24:46He is a resident of these parts.
00:24:48I assume he is a student here at Asbury University.
00:24:51I want everybody in this room to get up and dance.
00:24:54For Joe!
00:24:56Oh!
00:24:59Oh!
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:09Joe, let's do it.
00:25:11I'll sit on the ball.
00:25:12I'll sit on the ball.
00:25:13I'll sit on the ball.
00:25:14Let's sit on the ball!
00:25:16It's okay.
00:25:38Yeah!
00:25:38Yeah!
00:25:41Good!
00:25:44Sodomy, Sodomy, Sodomy Circle!
00:26:13Just pick your sign, prepare all the drinking, we'll go for a ride, up and down, bound to the line,
00:26:24my bone to your penis, let's do this for the broken woman's pride.
00:26:55I don't know what to say.
00:26:59The change means that some people think that it's gay, but that their opinion, I think that it's okay.
00:27:07Join in the circle and play!ами,
00:27:12Sony, Sony, Sony, desirable! Sony,
00:27:16Sony, Sony, temple! Sony,
00:27:20Sony, Sony, something,VEN, civil! Join in
00:27:23the circle! Sony,
00:27:24Sony, Sony, Victor!
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32.
00:27:51.
00:27:56Wow.
00:27:59Wow.
00:27:59Wow! Wow, that horn is wow.
00:28:04All right, Joe. Killing it. Killing it.
00:28:09All right, that is not a song you'd expect to hear played at a Christian university at all.
00:28:18Joe's breaking barriers.
00:28:21All right, we've got another car on the line, an old friend of ours.
00:28:26Random Gene, welcome back to the show.
00:28:28Gene, we're back.
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30Hi, Chris, how are you?
00:28:32I'm good, Gene, how are you?
00:28:35Good, I'm glad you're not dead.
00:28:37Me too, I came close a couple times.
00:28:40Oh no.
00:28:41Hey, can you say hi to Joey for me?
00:28:44Joey, yes, our friend Joey came all the way from Louisville.
00:28:46Joey, come on here.
00:28:47Joey is a good friend of mine, a true connoisseur of comedy, and a true fan of Morrissey.
00:28:51True.
00:28:52And I think we are friends because of that, even though we live very far away.
00:28:55Hey, Joey, it's nice to see you.
00:28:57You too, Gene.
00:28:58How are you?
00:29:01Good, yeah.
00:29:02I'm at the Morrissey concert at the sandwich night in L.A.
00:29:07I told Chris that I rubbed it in his face that we were at Morrissey while there was sandwich
00:29:11night going on.
00:29:12Yeah, yeah.
00:29:13But sandwich night was pretty fun.
00:29:15Okay, that was fun.
00:29:16Yes.
00:29:16So, Gene, do you want to play the dice game?
00:29:20Yeah, sure.
00:29:20Okay, so you pick three numbers between 1 and 20.
00:29:23If the dice comes up in your favor, I just hand this back to someone.
00:29:27What are your three numbers, Gene?
00:29:29Okay, do I pick...
00:29:31Okay, I guess 11, 11, 18.
00:29:3611, 7, and 18, 14.
00:29:40I'm sorry, Random Gene.
00:29:41You do not win the dice game.
00:29:45Thank you for the call, Random Gene.
00:29:46I'm good.
00:29:47We miss you.
00:29:48Okay.
00:29:49Hope you're doing well.
00:29:50Awesome.
00:29:51Bye, Gene.
00:29:51Okay, we've got another caller on the line, I believe.
00:29:54Caller, welcome to the show.
00:29:55What's up?
00:29:57Hey, Chris, it's Omar.
00:29:58Omar!
00:29:59My man.
00:30:00Omar, you're my man.
00:30:02How are you?
00:30:03Very good and yourself.
00:30:05I'm good.
00:30:06I've had some good days on the road, some rough days on the road, but right now I'm feeling
00:30:10great.
00:30:10I got the adrenaline rush of being here live from Wilmore, Kentucky.
00:30:14You know what I'm saying?
00:30:15Yeah!
00:30:17You know what I'm saying?
00:30:18Our first ever show, not in New York City.
00:30:21I know, and I'm missing it.
00:30:23No, Omar, you're here with us, always in spirit.
00:30:26You know that, Omar.
00:30:28Yeah, I know.
00:30:29I just hope you are doing great.
00:30:32We are.
00:30:33We're having a real fun time tonight.
00:30:35Hey, Omar, how would you...
00:30:36Yeah, I'm watching your show, and it's amazing that I can play the guitar and rock you out.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44You're talking about Joe.
00:30:45I know, but he really can.
00:30:46He really can.
00:30:47He really can.
00:30:48I'm enjoying it.
00:30:49Okay, so Omar, do you want to play the dice game?
00:30:52Of course.
00:30:53Okay, so pick three numbers between one and twenty.
00:30:58Okay, six, nine, and eight.
00:31:03Six, nine, and eight.
00:31:06Let's see it.
00:31:06Yep.
00:31:07It was a ten.
00:31:08It was a ten, Omar.
00:31:09You have not won the dice game.
00:31:11This bat remains safely in my hands.
00:31:13Hey, Omar, that's okay.
00:31:15You'll get them next time.
00:31:16Thank you so much for the call.
00:31:17Oh, my God.
00:31:19Oh, my God.
00:31:20Oh, my God.
00:31:20Fuck you.
00:31:21You put...
00:31:22You put...
00:31:22Why me?
00:31:23Why me?
00:31:24You gave it to him.
00:31:25You put him on...
00:31:26Now, how does it feel to make Ramon literally fall onto his face?
00:31:30Don't do that.
00:31:32Amazing.
00:31:33No, you can't say to someone, don't do that anymore.
00:31:36My ear hurts.
00:31:37Come on.
00:31:39Okay, who's this?
00:31:41Is this still Omar?
00:31:43Okay, Omar, we're going to get going, okay?
00:31:45Okay, enjoy yourself.
00:31:47Be safe.
00:31:48We will.
00:31:48You too, Omar.
00:31:51Okay, do we have another caller or no?
00:31:54859-474-0761.
00:31:56That is 859-474-0761.
00:32:00Give us a call.
00:32:01Hey, what's up?
00:32:02How are you, sir?
00:32:03My name's Chris.
00:32:05Caleb, you are currently on the Chris Gethardt Show.
00:32:07Hi, how are you?
00:32:08Hi.
00:32:08What's your name?
00:32:09Meg.
00:32:09Meg, I'm Chris.
00:32:10Thank you guys so much for being on our poorly produced television show.
00:32:14Call us at 859-474-0761.
00:32:18Don't make fun of my weird claw-like hands.
00:32:20Do we have a caller?
00:32:22No caller.
00:32:24859-474-0761.
00:32:26We need your calls.
00:32:27We're out here.
00:32:28We're on the road.
00:32:29We're making our way across the country with no plan.
00:32:32And we need you guys to call us.
00:32:33It helps us feel good about what we're doing.
00:32:36No calls makes us feel completely alone and like this all was a big waste of time.
00:32:40So 859-474-0761.
00:32:43859-474-0761.
00:32:4727 minutes of show left.
00:32:49Do not know what the next punishment is after we hand this bat out.
00:32:54But they're going to start getting really twisted.
00:32:57So let's please call us up.
00:32:59What should we do in the meantime?
00:33:01We should make it do this.
00:33:02Let's talk to our Asbury fans.
00:33:04Oh, okay.
00:33:05Let's go ahead.
00:33:05Let's get Nathan Swagner up here.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:11Now, Nathan, thank you so much for all your help.
00:33:15You've called the show.
00:33:16You're one of the early supporters of the show here at Asbury.
00:33:18Yeah, we watch it with Shelby all the time.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:20Well, thank you for doing that.
00:33:21Now, this morning you woke up in St. Louis.
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:24Do you want to describe the condition?
00:33:26You picked me up.
00:33:27I had eaten at a Waffle House with my previous ride.
00:33:29They left.
00:33:31What was the scene you came upon when you came to pick me up?
00:33:33Well, first I parked inside the Waffle House parking lot, and then I looked around inside
00:33:38the Waffle House, assuming he might be there, because I thought the graveyard then was just
00:33:41a joke on Twitter.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:43And then I realized you weren't there, so I thought he might seriously be sleeping out
00:33:48in the graveyard.
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:50And I walked outside the Waffle House, looked across the street, and saw just a figure that
00:33:55I realized was you.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:57Standing outside the gate of the graveyard.
00:34:01Yeah, I spent about 45 minutes in that graveyard.
00:34:03I'm sorry, I looked at that.
00:34:04No, that's okay.
00:34:05There was an abandoned house inside the graveyard, and I also saw two rabbits, but then hallucinated
00:34:11about eight other rabbits.
00:34:13You seemed pretty deep.
00:34:14I was pretty out of it.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16And how awkward was it that I almost immediately fell asleep in your car when we had just met
00:34:21minutes prior?
00:34:22I mean, we had a good five-minute conversation.
00:34:25Five minutes of talking?
00:34:26Five or ten, I don't know.
00:34:27Then three hours of you driving while I slept.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:32And then when I woke up, I went into a pretty angry rant about the state of my career.
00:34:37I don't want to say I was angry.
00:34:38It was very...
00:34:39Passionate.
00:34:40It was very informative.
00:34:40It was informative and passionate.
00:34:42I learned a lot about Chris and what you did.
00:34:44You basically asked me how did you get into comedy, and my answer was 45 minutes long.
00:34:51I honestly thought you'd just be like, oh yeah, I did some shows and stuff, and then that
00:34:55would be it.
00:34:56And then you went on for about an hour.
00:34:58I thought it was great.
00:34:59I loved it.
00:35:00Okay, that's good.
00:35:00I loved hearing from you everything.
00:35:01I thought it was really interesting.
00:35:02And then I talked for an hour, and I believe I ended by saying, those are the bullet points.
00:35:08And he said, this is what I think of every day.
00:35:11That's all.
00:35:12I sadly said, that's what I think about every day.
00:35:14Yes.
00:35:15When we talked about if the Chris Getter show will ever go to more legitimate television.
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:19I talked for an hour, said those are the bullet points.
00:35:22Then in quiet defeat said, this is what I think about every day.
00:35:27Okay, so Nathan, you brought us here.
00:35:28How would you like to play the dice game?
00:35:30Sure, why not?
00:35:31Okay, three numbers, sir.
00:35:33Let's say 12, 6, and 3.
00:35:3612, 6, 3, 13.
00:35:40Sorry about that, Nathan Swagner.
00:35:42But thank you for being on the show.
00:35:44In the meantime, call us up, 859-474-0761.
00:35:50859-474-0761.
00:35:52Caller, welcome to the show.
00:35:53Who's this?
00:35:55Tell me.
00:35:57Who?
00:35:59Tell me.
00:36:00This is Shelby?
00:36:03Yes.
00:36:04Hold on, that was my mom.
00:36:09Shelby's mom on the show.
00:36:11In front of you and behind you.
00:36:13Wait, hey, Shelby, can I talk to your mom again?
00:36:17What?
00:36:18Am I allowed to talk to your mom again or no?
00:36:21Yeah, you can talk to my mom if you want.
00:36:23Okay, I would love that.
00:36:25All right, here she is.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Hi, how are you, ma'am?
00:36:30If it's been up to me, he wouldn't have been up there with you.
00:36:35I know.
00:36:36I just wanted to say your son's been a great supporter of our show.
00:36:39And I don't know, I've never met him in person, but we've talked a bunch online.
00:36:42I think he's a great kid.
00:36:43I understand that you can't just let your kids run all over the country.
00:36:46I wish he was here.
00:36:47I hope I get to meet him again at some point, because it seems like you've done a real good
00:36:50job raising a real nice son.
00:36:57I would love to come do a show there sometime.
00:37:00And if the way we can get Shelby to come to a live show is to go to Shelby, then
00:37:05we'll
00:37:05do that someday, because I really like the guy.
00:37:12So thank you, Shelby.
00:37:13Thank you so much.
00:37:15All right.
00:37:16So Shelby, are you back?
00:37:18Yeah, yeah.
00:37:19So Shelby, let's explain to all the other viewers.
00:37:22And you can be honest.
00:37:23You know our show is about honesty.
00:37:26You spread this Asbury, you spread our show to Asbury, and we're here.
00:37:31And you're not here.
00:37:32Explain your actual emotional state in light of that situation.
00:37:38Anger and sadness.
00:37:39But more sadness.
00:37:40More sadness.
00:37:41What percentage sadness versus anger would you say?
00:37:45What?
00:37:46What percent sad?
00:37:48What percent angry?
00:37:51Did you say percentage?
00:37:53I can't understand.
00:37:54Yes, yes.
00:37:54Percentage.
00:37:57Probably 70, 75.
00:38:0070, 75, sad, 25, angry.
00:38:05Well, like I just told you, Mom, you're a huge supporter of the show.
00:38:08That means so much to us.
00:38:09Wish you were here.
00:38:10We've been joking with you all day, but I wanted to make sure that you knew that we really do
00:38:19wish you were here, all jokes aside.
00:38:22Yeah, I wish I could be here, too.
00:38:25Okay, that was a heartbreaking response.
00:38:27Let's go ahead and play the dice game.
00:38:30You picked three numbers, Shelby.
00:38:33Um, 5, 16, and 13.
00:38:385, 16, 13.
00:38:405!
00:38:41Shelby, you won!
00:38:43Shelby, you won!
00:38:44I'm going to go ahead.
00:38:46I was going to give the bat.
00:38:47Let's go ahead and give the bat to Coop, a.k.a.
00:38:50Zach Cooper, a.k.a.
00:38:52The Sun Man.
00:38:52The man dressed as the sun.
00:38:54The sun himself.
00:38:55Coop, how are you?
00:38:56I'm good.
00:38:57You're one of our more fervent supporters here at Asbury.
00:38:59Yes.
00:39:00Thank you for having us at your lovely campus tonight.
00:39:02No problem.
00:39:02We love it.
00:39:03Now, what sorts of things can we expect you to do with that bat?
00:39:06Oh, I don't know.
00:39:08I can do anything.
00:39:09You're allowed to do whatever you want with that bat.
00:39:10Gosh, it's so much fun.
00:39:11You can just sit on the couch with the bat.
00:39:13You can start going Bop Wild and start fist fights with the bat.
00:39:15It's all up to you.
00:39:17Can we first fist fights with the bat?
00:39:18So I just got to go crazy?
00:39:19You can.
00:39:20It's up to you how crazy you want to go.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:22Well, everybody there duck because I'm swinging now.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34Coop hitting other audience members.
00:39:37Shelby, we love you.
00:39:38Thank you for the call.
00:39:39I believe we have another caller on the line.
00:39:41Callers who just tried to call, keep calling back.
00:39:43I think we do.
00:39:44We're about to have another.
00:39:46Not so much.
00:39:47Maybe.
00:39:47Oh, what?
00:39:48I don't even know what we'll do next though.
00:39:49Remember, 859-474-0761.
00:39:54You have 20 minutes left to call.
00:39:58859-474-0761.
00:40:00Hello.
00:40:00Who am I talking to right now?
00:40:03Hey, it's Corey in New York.
00:40:04Corey in New York.
00:40:05How's it going?
00:40:06I'm good.
00:40:07How are you, Chris?
00:40:08I'm good.
00:40:09Corey, is this Corey who works on our show or a different Corey?
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:13Yeah.
00:40:13All right, Corey.
00:40:14Good stuff.
00:40:15So what's up?
00:40:17What do you want to talk about?
00:40:17Now, you're going to play the dice game.
00:40:19I don't know what's going to happen with it, but it's going to involve a broken jump rope.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27So, Corey, anything else you want to talk about or do you just want to play the dice game?
00:40:33Well, you know what?
00:40:34While I play the dice game, would it be possible, while you roll the dice, someone back behind you
00:40:39to maybe drop a beat and Rob will do a quick little dance?
00:40:42Okay, Rob.
00:40:43Rob, did you hear that?
00:40:46Corey, I hate to say this.
00:40:48Rob, no, no, inexplicably.
00:40:50Oh, he's back.
00:40:51He just left.
00:40:52Rob, Corey Palmer, who works on our show, is asking if you're willing to do a dance if
00:40:56this crowd collectively makes a beat.
00:40:58Okay, so Asbury University, let's drop a beat.
00:41:00Lead us off, Nathan.
00:41:23Lead us off, Nathan.
00:41:38Okay, and is there anybody at Asbury University who wants to challenge Rob Malone for the
00:41:42title of World's Greatest Dancer?
00:41:47Greg, remind me of your name.
00:41:49Greg.
00:41:49Greg is about to take on Rob Malone for the title of World's Greatest Dancer.
00:41:53Rob, you didn't know this was coming.
00:41:54How are you feeling?
00:41:56Whatever.
00:41:56He says whatever.
00:41:57He's disregarding you in a condescending way, Greg.
00:41:59All right, Asbury University.
00:42:01Greg, your question.
00:42:02You had a question.
00:42:03Did I have a question?
00:42:04It sounded like you were just about to speak.
00:42:06Okay, Asbury, let's drop the beat for Greg.
00:42:09One at a time or one of the parameters?
00:42:12Greg gets about 30 seconds if you want his own name.
00:42:14Rob, you can join in.
00:42:15Don't go face and face out.
00:42:44Face to face.
00:42:45Face to face.
00:42:48Asbury, let's do it.
00:42:49purse
00:42:50yeah
00:42:52hang on
00:42:58up
00:43:09work
00:43:23Okay. Great battle. Gentlemen, great battle. A hand for Greg. A hand for Rob Malone. Callers, the rest of the
00:43:31callers tonight, I want you to give us your votes on who won that dance battle.
00:43:36Oh, Rob's feeling cocky. Rob feels like he won. Asbury crowd. Who are you feeling? Greg. Okay. People are leading
00:43:43Greg, but in this split, in the meantime, we have a very special person on the line. He couldn't make
00:43:48it out, but he's making many campaign stops with us, and I'm glad he's called in to make an unofficial
00:43:52campaign stop tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, on the phone, presidential candidate Connor Ratliff. How are you?
00:43:57Yeah! Hello, everyone.
00:44:02Connor, I'm sorry it has to be by phone, but I'm happy to give you an official campaign stop in
00:44:07the great state of Kentucky.
00:44:09Oh, I am all about Kentucky.
00:44:12Okay, we're listening. Connor, the floor is yours.
00:44:15If I'm elected, I promise you this. It's not going to be KFC anymore. We're going to restore the word
00:44:20Kentucky.
00:44:21Kentucky. Okay, well, once again, the Kentucky Fried Chicken. I can tell you that that was met with a lot
00:44:28of, it seems like apathy from the Kentucky crowd.
00:44:34Any ask?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:37Well, I know for the number of games, I know the dice that we go up to 35.
00:44:45That was going to be my pick. I would like to pick three and five, and then four, as in
00:44:52the four years that I'll be president.
00:44:54Oh, you're right. So three, five, and four are your numbers. Is that what I'm hearing?
00:45:00That's right. That's correct.
00:45:0135 for the age you have to be president, and four for the years you will serve.
00:45:05Three, five, and four are five.
00:45:08Now we have to figure out what to do with this broken tie-up for the rest of the show.
00:45:14You've got to tie somebody up for the rest of the show.
00:45:16I'll do it. Should I get tied up for a hot dog?
00:45:19Chris.
00:45:20Chris, okay.
00:45:21I'll tie you one.
00:45:22You'll tie a hot dog without tying me up for the rest of the show.
00:45:25Connor Ratliff.
00:45:26Anything else you want to talk about?
00:45:28While you've got the viewers of Kentucky captive, the floor is still yours.
00:45:32I'll tie you one right in the front.
00:45:35Yes, I would like to ask every single person in the state of Kentucky.
00:45:40It's an unprecedented move.
00:45:42I mean, we can make history.
00:45:43If I can get every single person in Kentucky to vote for me.
00:45:48You want a clean sweep.
00:45:49You want a 100% unanimous sweep of Kentucky.
00:45:53So put a hand on air.
00:45:55So you want Barack Obama to get zero votes.
00:45:58You want Mitt Romney.
00:45:59I don't want to air.
00:45:59It's not as...
00:46:01If I can take the whole state, I mean, people will be talking about that for hundreds of years.
00:46:06And yet, that is true.
00:46:07This is your chance.
00:46:08Even if you win no other states, if you win Kentucky completely unanimously, that will be a major victory for
00:46:14your campaign.
00:46:16Absolutely.
00:46:16We're going to go for a unanimous Kentucky election.
00:46:19That being said, Connor, I think you're going to do well in a lot of states, not just Kentucky.
00:46:24Well, I appreciate you saying that.
00:46:25I think you're correct.
00:46:27Okay.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:28Connor, anything else you want to talk about tonight?
00:46:31No, that's fine.
00:46:32Okay.
00:46:33Well, congratulations on winning the dice game.
00:46:35I hope that the election goes just as smoothly for you.
00:46:38I'm very glad that you made it all the way across the country, or halfway across the country, slightly more
00:46:44than half.
00:46:44Thank you, Connor.
00:46:45And I got to say, we went to a lot of states, a lot of people talking about Connor Ratliff.
00:46:51Well, that's what I like to hear.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:53Good political buzz.
00:46:55Yes.
00:46:56Connor, thank you for the very...
00:46:59This phone call had a lot of meat on its bones, man.
00:47:05I couldn't hear what you said, but I'm going to say it was great.
00:47:08Fair, fair.
00:47:09Thank you, Connor.
00:47:10Great hearing from you.
00:47:11All right.
00:47:12Good night.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13Callers 859-474-0761.
00:47:18859-474-0761.
00:47:21Call us up.
00:47:22Just a few more minutes of show left.
00:47:24We want to play the dice game.
00:47:25We're running out of games, so that means we...
00:47:28Oh, this is a great one.
00:47:29Whoever calls up and plays the dice game next, we're going to have one of our cast members
00:47:33get this can of Silly String completely unloaded on their face by an Asbury University student.
00:47:38Entire can of Silly String.
00:47:40We're going to let Kara Chapman do it.
00:47:41Our good friend Kara Chapman.
00:47:42We're going to unload Silly String.
00:47:45We're going to be a cast member of Merch Easing between me, Rob Malone, Banana Man and Hot Dog.
00:47:49We did not ask any...
00:47:51I didn't even know this was happening myself until now, so call us up.
00:47:55859-474-0761.
00:47:57If you want to cause one of us to get degraded by Silly String in a weird apartment in Wilmore,
00:48:03Kentucky.
00:48:05Let's call us up.
00:48:06I think we have a caller who's about to be on the line.
00:48:09Caller, to whom am I speaking?
00:48:11Good evening.
00:48:15Who's this?
00:48:16Hey, man.
00:48:17It's Spencer from Georgia.
00:48:19Spencer!
00:48:21Spencer, you're an Asbury student calling, and I believe you're the brother of the infamous Shelby.
00:48:28That's me.
00:48:28I'm Shelby's brother, Spencer.
00:48:30All right.
00:48:30Well, I had a great talk with your brother before and a great talk with your mom.
00:48:33She seems like a lovely lady.
00:48:36Oh, she's pretty great.
00:48:37All right.
00:48:38All right.
00:48:39So, Spencer, how's Shelby feeling as the show goes on?
00:48:42Is it uplifting him to see all his friends in the background?
00:48:45Is it breaking his heart even more?
00:48:47I mean, it's a little bittersweet for both of us.
00:48:51Right.
00:48:51But we've been talking about it, and this is about our favorite show so far.
00:48:56Oh, really?
00:48:56You're enjoying the show?
00:48:58We're loving it.
00:48:59Okay.
00:48:59And we're in the back of the room still, if you can see us.
00:49:01Yeah, we're watching it.
00:49:02On the computer.
00:49:03Oh, wow.
00:49:04That's you talking to us back there.
00:49:05Hey.
00:49:06How's it going?
00:49:07Okay.
00:49:08So, we're going to go ahead and we're going to, I think, try to dance you guys on that
00:49:12screen back there.
00:49:13Do we want to bring the screen forward?
00:49:14Can we do that?
00:49:16So, Spencer.
00:49:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:17For some reason, one of our producers, Andrew Soltis, is unloading multiple cans of Silly
00:49:23String.
00:49:24I'm not sure why.
00:49:25He's now unleashed three, so this is going to be really bad.
00:49:27Three different people can have Silly String if you win the dice game.
00:49:30So, whatever numbers you want to pick, Spencer.
00:49:33All right.
00:49:34We're going with 5, 13, and 16.
00:49:385, 13, 16.
00:49:40What is it?
00:49:41It is a 15.
00:49:42I'm sorry, Spencer.
00:49:44You have lost at the dice game.
00:49:46Glad to play.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:47Great call.
00:49:48Thank you so much.
00:49:49Call us up.
00:49:51859-474-0761.
00:49:53That's 859-474-0761.
00:49:57Win at the dice game and these three cans of Silly String will be unloaded on the cast of our
00:50:02show.
00:50:02Banana Man, you don't seem happy about that.
00:50:04It's probably toxic or something.
00:50:05It is probably toxic.
00:50:06Not good for the earth.
00:50:07No.
00:50:08Releasing unnecessary aerosol cans.
00:50:10I don't hear an open flame.
00:50:11Oh, no open flames while that's going on.
00:50:13Hot Dog, how do you feel about it?
00:50:14I'm taking an open flame in my face, man.
00:50:16Weird.
00:50:16You're a weird dude, Hot Dog.
00:50:18I'm a weird dude.
00:50:18All right, 859-474-0761.
00:50:2211 minutes of show left and we still got Joe coming up.
00:50:24We're only going to have time for about two, three more calls tops.
00:50:27859-474-0761.
00:50:29Call right now.
00:50:30You will get through.
00:50:32That's 859-474-0761.
00:50:36I feel like the residents of Wilmore, Kentucky are going to feel real shortchanged if they
00:50:41don't get to see these three cans of Silly String completely unloaded on someone's face.
00:50:45Andrew Sultz is also inexplicably placing Bubbles, I believe he has lost his mind, from
00:50:50the road trip known as Bonnaroo Gathard.
00:50:54So we don't have to.
00:50:56Hubba hubba.
00:50:57Ew.
00:50:58Ew.
00:50:59They're both gross.
00:51:00859-474-0761.
00:51:03That is 859-474-0761.
00:51:08Couple more calls.
00:51:09Let's get it going.
00:51:10In the meantime, he rocked it before with a song about sodomy that none of us expected.
00:51:16We're going to bring him back to the stage.
00:51:18Ladies and gentlemen, we're all going to get up and we're going to dance.
00:51:20Let's welcome back to the stage...
00:51:22Joe!
00:51:27Where's the ball?
00:51:28Where's the ball?
00:51:29Where's the ball?
00:51:30Where's the ball?
00:51:31You're all at once.
00:51:33You're all at once.
00:51:34You're all at once.
00:51:36You're all at once.
00:51:37This is slow, man.
00:51:52Dragons from Italy
00:51:56Love to eat popsicles with a little bit of danger
00:52:04Dragons from Italy
00:52:08Love to eat popsicles with a little bit of danger
00:52:12My dragon will light you on fire
00:52:18Take your popsicle whenever he desires
00:52:23Cause that dragon will
00:52:26He's not from Spain
00:52:29He likes the Lisbon
00:52:31His name is Fontaine
00:52:47Orangutans from España
00:52:52Love to eat pasta with a little bit of passion
00:52:59Orangutans from España
00:53:02I love to eat pasta with a little bit of passion
00:53:07My orangutans
00:53:10Punch your face in
00:53:12Come and do your pasta in
00:53:15Top it off with bacon
00:53:17Cause that orangutans
00:53:20Well, he's from España
00:53:22He's a funky primer with a
00:53:25Thinkful lasagna
00:53:36Drives me crazy
00:53:38One mid-morning
00:53:40On an excursion to France
00:53:43Eating squiggly pasta
00:53:45Doing a funky dance
00:53:48Well, that orangutans
00:53:51Bumped into the dragon
00:53:53Bumped into the dragon
00:53:54Made him drop his popsicle
00:53:55And the next thing that happened
00:53:58There was a fight
00:54:01For the lies
00:54:05No disguising the hate in their lies
00:54:09There was a fight
00:54:12For the lies
00:54:16But then they realized
00:54:18The love with food
00:54:20And that put those two monsters in one
00:54:24Fantabulous mood
00:54:26And I don't know what
00:54:28There is to get
00:54:31There was a love in the century
00:54:33When those two monsters in the space
00:54:39And if that, my son
00:54:42You can go to bed
00:54:45Cause that's where babies come from
00:54:47Don't ask me any more questions
00:54:48I'm not prepared to answer
00:55:00Fantastic
00:55:05The crowd's going wild
00:55:07Here in Wilmore, Kentucky
00:55:09We've got a phone call
00:55:11I believe
00:55:12Oh, what's up?
00:55:13Someone has a gift
00:55:13Oh
00:55:14I drew you this picture
00:55:15Oh, Kara, that's so nice of you
00:55:16Let's see this picture
00:55:17What's this picture that you drew?
00:55:19Yes, I'm holding three cans of silly string
00:55:21And my arms are tied together
00:55:22Here's, um
00:55:22Here's Coop and Natalie
00:55:24And me and Nathan
00:55:25At Fata
00:55:27Bonnaroo, hanging out
00:55:28Here's Shelby over here
00:55:30All alone
00:55:30Sad by himself
00:55:31Sad by himself
00:55:32And this is you
00:55:33On a jetpacking
00:55:34Flying high like a hero
00:55:36Yeah, so you can keep that
00:55:37I would love to
00:55:38On your wall
00:55:38I will put this on my wall
00:55:40In my bedroom
00:55:41Thank you so much
00:55:42And also
00:55:42That's mean that you would do that to Shelby
00:55:45That's really mean
00:55:46That's super mean to do that
00:55:47To Shelby
00:55:48Shelby
00:55:49Sorry about that
00:55:50Karen just destroyed you, bro
00:55:52Sorry, man
00:55:53Alright
00:55:54I think we got Ryan on the phone
00:55:56Ryan, welcome
00:55:58Hey
00:55:59Welcome
00:55:59Six minutes of show, Les
00:56:01How are you feeling?
00:56:03I'm feeling very good
00:56:04Okay, we're happy
00:56:05I'm enjoying the show
00:56:06It's been popping it in
00:56:08Yeah, yeah
00:56:08I tell you
00:56:09We've had a bunch of phone calls
00:56:10And some lulls
00:56:11Working with Google Voice
00:56:12We've never done a show
00:56:13On the road before
00:56:13But I'm glad you got through
00:56:16Thank you
00:56:17Yeah, glad to be here
00:56:17Okay, so
00:56:18You're going to play the dice game
00:56:19You're going to pick three numbers
00:56:20If one of your numbers hits
00:56:21Three cans of silly string
00:56:23Will be distributed to this crowd
00:56:24They are free to unload them
00:56:25On the cast of our show
00:56:25How does that sound?
00:56:29Okay, let's go with four
00:56:31Let's go with 13
00:56:32And let's go with 19
00:56:34Four, 13, 19, 18
00:56:38Yeah
00:56:38Missed by one
00:56:39I'm sorry, Ryan
00:56:40Anything else you want to talk about
00:56:41Before we say goodnight?
00:56:44Yeah, I thought that
00:56:45Morrissey guy was really creepy
00:56:46Which guy?
00:56:47Suzy guy
00:56:48Hi, Ryan
00:56:49Oh, you're friends with Joey
00:56:50You know who this guy is?
00:56:52Yeah, hi, Ryan
00:56:53Alright, messed with Joey
00:56:54You stuck it to Joey
00:56:54Good job, Ryan
00:56:58Alright
00:56:59Ryan, we're going to go ahead
00:57:02Caller, welcome to the show
00:57:03Who's this?
00:57:06Smoke weed
00:57:07Wow
00:57:09It's been a long time
00:57:10Since we've heard
00:57:11From the smoke weed guy
00:57:12Where you been, man?
00:57:15Smoking weed, huh?
00:57:18Now, smoke weed, son guy
00:57:19Why do you smoke so much weed?
00:57:23Yo, I mean
00:57:24Why are you traveling
00:57:25Across the country, you know?
00:57:28To try to get to a very specific show
00:57:31At a certain date and time
00:57:33Well, I'm trying to
00:57:34At a specific time
00:57:41I'm sorry
00:57:41I thought there was going to be
00:57:42More words
00:57:43I thought there were going to be
00:57:44More words in your sentence
00:57:46I apologize
00:57:47No, that was it
00:57:50Alright
00:57:51So, smoke weed guy
00:57:53Would you like to play
00:57:53The dice game
00:57:54Or are you too high?
00:57:57Yo, let's just play the game
00:57:59Okay, so you'll pick
00:58:01Three numbers
00:58:02If you hit
00:58:03Silly string will be unloaded
00:58:04All over
00:58:05Give him four numbers
00:58:06Oh, hot dog said
00:58:07Four numbers
00:58:08Smoke weed guy
00:58:09Since you're
00:58:09Since you're an old hero
00:58:11Of the show
00:58:11He's returned
00:58:12We're going to give you
00:58:12Four numbers
00:58:14Ten
00:58:15Eleven
00:58:16Twelve
00:58:16And thirteen
00:58:17Ten
00:58:19Eleven
00:58:19Twelve
00:58:21Thirteen
00:58:22Eighteen
00:58:24Eighteen
00:58:24Smoke weed guy
00:58:25I'm sorry
00:58:26Let's go
00:58:27I think we have another call
00:58:28Coming through
00:58:28Smoke weed guy
00:58:29Great to hear from you
00:58:30Awesome
00:58:32Okay
00:58:33Who's this?
00:58:34Hello
00:58:37Who's that?
00:58:41Tommy Guns
00:58:42Tommy Guns
00:58:44Tommy Guns
00:58:45You put us up
00:58:45In Vegas
00:58:46You're such a nice guy
00:58:47Thank you for doing that
00:58:48Sorry we didn't get to hang out more
00:58:50It's been a crazy trip
00:58:51But you are the nicest dude
00:58:52I ever met in my life
00:58:54Well that
00:58:55That means a lot man
00:58:56I'm really
00:58:58Glad to be able to help out
00:59:00And bummed out
00:59:01I'm going to just
00:59:02Meet with all you guys too
00:59:03Yeah dude
00:59:04You have such a beautiful home
00:59:05You're a real good guy
00:59:06That being said
00:59:07We're going to give you
00:59:08Four numbers
00:59:09In the dice game
00:59:10Two minutes of show left
00:59:12Oh boy
00:59:14One
00:59:14Three
00:59:16Five
00:59:16Seven
00:59:17One
00:59:18Two
00:59:18Five
00:59:18Seven
00:59:20One
00:59:21Two
00:59:21Five
00:59:22Seven
00:59:24Twelve
00:59:24You got a twelve
00:59:25I'm sorry
00:59:26Tommy
00:59:27I'm sorry
00:59:28Tommy Guns
00:59:28We got another call
00:59:29Coming in
00:59:31Okay
00:59:32Sorry to cut you off
00:59:33Tommy Guns
00:59:34I feel really mean about that
00:59:35Hello
00:59:35Who am I talking to?
00:59:37Hey Jeremy
00:59:38In California
00:59:39How's it going?
00:59:41It's going great
00:59:42I've been watching it for a while
00:59:43Finally got new ones
00:59:44Yes I'm glad you called up
00:59:46We got less than two minutes left
00:59:48I'm going to go ahead and say
00:59:49We should play the dice game
00:59:50You get to pick four numbers
00:59:51Between one and twenty
00:59:53Okay
00:59:55Five
00:59:56Twelve
00:59:56And fifteen
00:59:57Five
00:59:58Twelve
00:59:58Fifteen
00:59:59Six
00:59:59Five
00:59:59Twelve
01:00:00Fifteen
01:00:00Six
01:00:00Five
01:00:01Twelve
01:00:01Fifteen
01:00:01Okay
01:00:02Six
01:00:03Five
01:00:03Twelve
01:00:04Fifteen
01:00:04Sixteen
01:00:05Sixteen
01:00:05You have missed
01:00:06I apologize
01:00:07Let's go to our next caller
01:00:08Let's get as many calls as
01:00:09Hello
01:00:10Who's this?
01:00:12Andres
01:00:13Who's that?
01:00:15Andres
01:00:16Nice
01:00:17Thank you for coming
01:00:18And joining the show
01:00:19We've got less than two minutes left
01:00:21Do you want to play the dice game?
01:00:23Yeah sure
01:00:24I'll play again
01:00:25Okay
01:00:25You got
01:00:26Four numbers
01:00:28Let's pick them
01:00:31Twenty
01:00:32One
01:00:34Ten
01:00:37Seven
01:00:37Twenty
01:00:38One
01:00:38Ten
01:00:39Seven
01:00:40Bell
01:00:41It is twelve
01:00:42I'm sorry
01:00:43I'm sorry
01:00:44We may not get to the silly stream
01:00:46This may be a real
01:00:47Anticlimactic ending
01:00:48Do we have another caller?
01:00:49No more callers
01:00:50Let's call up
01:00:51Eight
01:00:51Five
01:00:51Nine
01:00:51Four
01:00:52Seven
01:00:52Four
01:00:52Zero
01:00:53Seven
01:00:53Six
01:00:53One
01:00:53Sixty
01:00:54Five
01:00:54Seconds
01:00:55To show
01:00:55Eight
01:00:55Five
01:00:56Nine
01:00:56Four
01:00:56Seven
01:00:56Four
01:00:57Zero
01:00:57Seven
01:00:57Six
01:00:57One
01:00:58That's
01:00:58Eight
01:00:58Five
01:00:59Nine
01:00:59Four
01:01:00Seven
01:01:00Four
01:01:00Zero
01:01:01Seven
01:01:02Six
01:01:02One
01:01:02Call us
01:01:03Up
01:01:03Less than a minute
01:01:04Nobody wants to see this show
01:01:06And with me holding three cans of silly string
01:01:08But we're not going to cheat
01:01:10We don't cheat here at the Getter Show
01:01:12We'll just leave
01:01:14What's that?
01:01:15You want me to roll for it
01:01:16Okay, my numbers will be
01:01:17Four
01:01:19Eleven
01:01:20Fourteen
01:01:21And seventeen
01:01:21Four
01:01:22Eleven
01:01:22Fourteen
01:01:23Seventeen
01:01:24Fifteen
01:01:24Okay
01:01:25Andrew Soltis
01:01:26Do you want to roll?
01:01:27Yes
01:01:27What are your numbers?
01:01:28Say your numbers
01:01:28Twelve
01:01:28Oh, you asshole
01:01:30You asshole
01:01:31Nah
01:01:31Let's do one last one
01:01:32Everyone has to agree on the numbers
01:01:34Okay
01:01:34What are the numbers?
01:01:36Six
01:01:37Nine
01:01:39Eighteen
01:01:39Eighteen
01:01:40Eighteen
01:01:40Eighteen
01:01:41Eighteen
01:01:44Eighteen
01:01:45Six
01:01:45Nine
01:01:45Seven
01:01:47Eighteen
01:01:47Eighteen
01:01:48Eighteen
01:01:48Twelve
01:01:52One more time
01:01:53Six
01:01:53Eighteen
01:01:54Oh, that's a six
01:01:55Six
01:02:00Heather
01:02:01Heather
01:02:01Heather
01:02:02Let's do it
01:02:03Cast in the middle
01:02:04Ron Malone
01:02:05We want to thank everybody for watching the show
01:02:07We've had so much fun
01:02:08We're at Aspera University
01:02:09Wilbur
01:02:10Oh god, it's so many views
01:02:11It's all guests
01:02:13It's all guests
01:02:14Oh
01:02:15Oh
01:02:16What's that?
01:02:16Oh
01:02:18Oh
01:02:19Oh
01:02:20Oh
01:02:20Oh
01:02:23We'll see you at Bonnaroo
01:02:29We'll see you tomorrow
01:02:30We'll be back next week at the show
01:02:33We'll be back next week at the show
01:02:59We'll be back next week at the show
01:03:18We'll be back next week at the show
01:03:27We'll be back next week at the show
01:03:42We'll be back next week at the show
01:03:51Let's go shoot some fucking fireworks
01:03:52Let's go
01:03:57Thank you