(May 16, 1996) WLWT-TV 5 NBC Cincinnati Commercials

Craig's VCR & Media Closet

Here are some commercials that aired during episodes of Hard Copy, Friends, The Single Guy, Seinfeld & Caroline in The City:   1. National Electronic Sales  2. Buddy's Carpet Plus  3. Kesselring Ford  4. White Castle  5. Dimetapp  6. Vaseline Intensive Care  7. Pier-1-Imports  8. Tonight at 11:00pm on News 5...  9. Patio & Hearth Shop  10. The Rock TV trailer  11. HQ (Paul Giammatti)  12. Watson's Pools  13. Hard Copy end credits  14. Paramount Television (1996)  15. Cincinnati's News 5 Update  16. NIVEA Visage  17. Ford Motor Company  18. Gatorade (Michael Jordan)  19. News 5 Primetime Schedule bumper  20. Cincinnati's News 5 promo bumper  21. Larry The Cable Guy TV trailer  22. CoverGirl  23. Diet Dr. Pepper  24. Acuvue Contact Lenses  25. Mad About You NBC promo  26. A Friend's Betrayal NBC promo  27. Coors Light Beer  28. IBM  29. Friends NBC bumper  30. The Single Guy NBC promo  31. Thomasville Furniture  32. Cincinnati Bell Telephone  33. BMW 5  34. (same as #20, #10 & #7)  35. Pantene Pro-V  36. Toyota Camry  37. 3rd Rock from The Sun NBC promo  38. Bright-Kauffman-Crane Productions/Warner Bros. Television (1996)  39. The Single Guy Intro  40. Chrysler Cirrus  41. Jumanji on Videocassette  42. Johnson's  43. Red Lobster  44. Microsoft  45. The Hidden Secret of Magic NBC promo  46. Hard Target NBC promo  47. Flipper TV trailer  48. KFC  49. AT&T  50. (same as #27)  51. Mazda Vehicles  52. Westin Hotel & Resort  53. 3rd Rock/Wings/Frasier/John Larroquette Show NBC promos  54. NBC's The More You Know  55. Hall of Production/NBC Production/Castle Rock Entertainment (1996)  56. Split-Screen Credits  57. NBC 1996 Olympics promo  58. Cincinnati, USA  59. Toyota Automobiles  60. Super Blue Healthcare  61. (same as #20)  62. Heaven's Prisoners TV trailer  63. DeBeers Diamonds  64. Pepsi  65. (same as #25)  66. Twister TV trailer  67. Acura RL  68. Caroline in The City NBC promo  69. Saturday Night Live NBC promo  70. (same as #8)  71. Nationwide Insurance  72. Plymouth Grand Voyager  73. (same as #20 & #51)  74. Revlon LashColour  75. Femstat-3  76. Clairol Nice n' Easy  77. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air NBC promo  78. West/Shapiro Productions/Castle Rock Entertainment (1996)  79. True Value  80. Lender's Bagels  81. Ford Taurus  82. Coors Brewing Company  83. Homicide NBC promo  84. NBA on NBC promo  85. Tavist-D  86. Dragonheart TV trailer   A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!  All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!

Transcript

00:00Ladies and gentlemen, this Friday through Sunday, millions of dollars worth of high-quality name-brand electronics will be sold.

00:09AT&T cordless phones, $19. Sanrio VCR with remote, $99.

00:12Contouchable AM FM cassette car stereo, $19.

00:14Bulldog car alarms, $29.

00:16200-watt amplifiers, $29.

00:17RCA 19-inch color TV, $99.

00:1990-box boombox with CD, $59.

00:21Boulevard and Seiko watches from $29.

00:23Everything will be sold.

00:24You'll save hundreds this Friday through Sunday.

00:26Don't miss it.

00:27This Friday from 11 a.m. through Sunday at 6 p.m. at the Cincinnati Gardens Exhibition Center.

00:33Folks, all you have to do is let Buddy's Carpet install beautiful carpet, 60 square yards, big selection, crazy low prices, then let's go cruising.

00:43Yeah, a three-night Bahama cruise on Premier Cruise Line's big red boat includes stateroom and all meals for two people,

00:51and there's still no interest or payments for over a year, June of 97, but it's only for a few days.

00:57Hurry to Buddy's Carpet.

00:59You got a buddy in the carpet business.

01:03Right now, you can drive a new 96 Ranger for only $139 a month with no money down.

01:08That's $139 a month at Kesselring Ford's big truck sale going on now, or a 96 F-150 for only $189 a month.

01:15We have regular cabs, super cabs, and 4x4s.

01:18All of our trucks can be sold with no money down.

01:20We're just 10 minutes west of Colerain at Exit 1 in Harrison.

01:24Remember, nobody but nobody can sell you a new car truck for less money than Kesselring Ford in Harrison.

01:31No-body.

01:331921.

01:34White Castle intros?

01:36A five-cent burger.

01:37Time marched on.

01:38But that tasty burgage never changed, man.

01:41We protested.

01:42We had a nice day.

01:44We boogie-oogie-oogie.

01:45We got music videos, girly girl.

01:49Now, 75 years later, the Kessel's partying.

01:52Order a 20-ounce drink, peel off the tasty token, and on your next visit, a five-cent hamburger.

01:58Just like the good old days.

02:01White Castle, what you crave.

02:04When my allergies became a problem, I thought a prescription was the answer.

02:07Instead, my allergist recommends Dimatap.

02:09Said an allergy study showed its antihistamine is even more effective than Seldane, a leading prescription.

02:14Ask your doctor.

02:16Doctors say Dimatap for good reason.

02:19Science sees dry skin with a need for healing moisture.

02:23Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion.

02:25With its three extraordinary ingredients, heals and protects dry skin for a full 12 hours.

02:31Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion.

02:35How do you like what we've done with this place?

02:37Yeah, we really have come a long way in here.

02:39You remember those old beanbag chairs?

02:41Oh, man.

02:42We wanted something really different, so we went to Pier 1.

02:44Rugs, lamps, stuff for the walls, everything.

02:47We kept finding exactly what we were looking for at Pier 1.

02:50Great stuff.

02:51We found pillows and dishes, great furniture.

02:54We also found pottery and candles, and we found a great new look for our living room, too.

02:58Pretty cool, huh?

03:00Find the good things you're looking for at Pier 1 Imports.

03:03For a change.

03:04Tonight at 11 on Cincinnati's News 5.

03:06Is this local teacher being judged on his ability to teach the three R's?

03:10Or does it have more to do with the big D?

03:12It's discrimination.

03:14Many students and parents support him.

03:15What he does behind closed doors is his business.

03:18But other parents in the school district say he's not making the grade.

03:22Who's got it right?

03:23In a News 5 exclusive, Jeff Hirsch takes a look at both sides of one teacher's story.

03:27Somebody has to stand up and say, this is not right.

03:30Tonight at 11, only on Cincinnati's News 5.

03:34Hurry in this week for the triple truckload sale at the Patio and Heart Shop.

03:38Come see why we sell more quality patio furniture than any other store in Ohio.

03:43Save 25 to 50% with no payment for six months on truckloads of the best names in patio furniture.

03:50And only the Patio and Heart Shop gives you free delivery and free design assistance.

03:55Don't miss this one-week triple truckload sale.

03:58Save 25 to 50% with no payment for six months.

04:01The Patio and Heart Shop in Dayton, Cincinnati and Columbus.

04:06On June 7th, Alcatraz is back in business.

04:10A battery of VX gas rockets is presently deployed on the population of the San Francisco Bay Area.

04:15Now, the only way to stop the unthinkable is to get the one man who broke out of the rock.

04:21I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly a guest here.

04:25To lead a chemical weapons specialist.

04:27You're a chemical freak.

04:28Chemical super freak.

04:30To break back in.

04:31From Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer, the producers of Top Gun and Crimson Time.

04:36And Michael Bay, the director of Bad Boys.

04:39Welcome to the rock.

04:41Sean Connery.

04:4230 years ago I vowed I wouldn't die in this toilet.

04:44Nicolas Cage.

04:45All right, I have to do it myself.

04:47I got three weeks weapons training.

04:49Ed Harris.

04:50Fire.

04:50This summer.

04:53Get ready.

04:54You enjoying this?

04:56To rock.

04:58That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.

05:02The Rock.

05:03Rated R.

05:03HQ's having their beat-the-clock sale this Friday.

05:08Everything's 10% off, but you gotta be quick.

05:10It's only four hours, from 6 till 10 p.m.

05:12That's why I've got this baby.

05:14All-terrain tires.

05:15Aluminum chassis.

05:1610 horsepower engine.

05:18I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.

05:19First to Lawn and Garden, then kitchen and bath, then onto lumber.

05:23Oh, everything is 10% off.

05:25The HQ beat the clock sale, Friday, May 17th, 6 to 10 p.m.

05:29Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

05:31Oh, you are a mean, fast bargain-finding machine.

05:35IF you've ever dreamed of owning a beautiful above-ground pool, listen to this.

05:39Truckloads up home in Rome and a hanged in pools are coming to Cincinnati.

05:41Save up to 60% off manufacturer's list at special factory truckload prices.

05:46Plus six months, same as cash.

05:48Sales conducted this weekend at Watson's.

05:51You may remember we introduced you to Frank Seppi, the most photographed bodybuilder in America.

05:56Now he's worked his way to Hollywood, poised and pumped, ready to take Arnold's place.

06:00We caught up with him and his partner Monica Brandt for a photo shoot,

06:02and they told us what it takes to look the way they do.

06:06Everybody asks me the same question.

06:08Do you lift weights?

06:09Well, I usually say, yeah.

06:10And they go, how long?

06:11Two weeks.

06:13Really?

06:14Yeah, two weeks.

06:15I'm getting these huge weights.

06:21These little eight pounds will just shape and define the bicep,

06:25which is all I really want to do.

06:29I work out two hours a day.

06:30It's like 45 minutes of cardiovascular, about an hour.

06:3315 minutes of working out.

06:36How about the legs?

06:38I think the legs are favorite because they get you where you're going.

06:42She's a great person.

06:43We always have a lot of fun on shoes.

06:47She's very down-to-earth.

06:49She's a great person to work with.

06:51Actually, I'm happy with the way I look.

06:54I wouldn't mind being a couple inches taller,

06:57but there's not much I can do about that.

07:00My main goal is to turn a professional as a bodybuilder.

07:03I like to stay feminine, and guys can carry my bags all they want.

07:07I don't mind.

07:08I don't mind at all.

07:10That way I don't break my nails.

07:14Tonight on Cincinnati's News 5 at 11.

07:17Don't let anybody depart on 35.

07:19For the passengers, it was a routine takeoff.

07:22All departures.

07:22With no idea of the drama unfolding in the cockpit.

07:25We've had a great guy.

07:26We survived it.

07:27Could it happen to you?

07:28Then, he's being judged by his kid's parents.

07:31It's discrimination.

07:32But is it for his teaching ability or his sexuality?

07:35What he does behind closed doors is his business.

07:38Plus, the Navy's top gun is dead.

07:40But who pulled the trigger?

07:41After we are on Cincinnati's News 5 at 11.

07:43It begins with a surge of soothing hydration.

07:52Then, breakthrough technology takes over.

07:55Introducing Optimal from Nivea Visage.

07:59Instantly, it triples the moisture in your skin.

08:02Over time, the benefits continue.

08:05So the longer you use it, the better your skin will look.

08:10Optimal from Nivea Visage.

08:14That's me, Maggie.

08:16That's my family.

08:17This is all the stuff we take on vacation.

08:19That's why we went to our Ford dealer for the family expo.

08:23Dad liked $2,900 or $600 cash back on tourist wagon.

08:26Mom liked to inside for only $228 a month for 24 months.

08:30They both liked the standard dual airbags and all the space.

08:33I liked the toy wagon we could get for a penny with any new Ford van or wagon.

08:38The family expo at our tri-state quality Ford dealer, where there's more to afford.

08:43Are you ready?

08:46Let's go.

08:48Get out and play.

08:50Get whatever you've got.

08:51You like that?

08:52Gatorade.

08:54Good.

08:56You're gonna get thirsty.

08:57Gatorade.

08:58Gatorade.

08:59Mal.

08:59Drink it out.

09:00Mal.

09:01Drink it out.

09:02Hmm.

09:03Drink it out.

09:03Gatorade.

09:04Drink it out.

09:05Gatorade.

09:06Drink it out.

09:08Drink it out.

09:09Drink it out.

09:10Drink it out.

09:10Life is a sport.

09:12Tough day.

09:12Drink it out.

09:14Better start your VCRs now, so you can watch tonight's episodes over and over again.

09:19From friends to we are.

09:20Record them all.

09:21Go ahead and record Cincinnati's News 5 tonight, so you can watch Norma and Charlie anytime

09:25you want.

09:25It'll be worth it.

09:26They're great.

09:27A nine-year-old girl taken out of school and raped by her uncle.

09:33The story tonight.

09:38Cable guy!

09:40He'll juice you up.

09:41You might want to put on a bathing suit because you'll be channel surfing in no time.

09:45He'll track you down.

09:46Hey, buddy!

09:47He shows up wherever I go.

09:48He won't leave me alone.

09:50On June 14th.

09:52Once you're hooked.

09:53He's going to need some tough love.

09:55You're his.

09:55Don't do that.

09:56You're going to get me killed.

09:57Oh, Billy.

10:00Jim Carrey.

10:02Matthew Broderick.

10:03The table guy.

10:04I'm just messing with you.

10:05Rated PG-13.

10:06That's theaters Friday, June 14th.

10:07Can you get all the beauty of a liquid and powder in one makeup?

10:11Ask CoverGirl.

10:12It's ultimate finish liquid powder makeup.

10:15The flawless coverage of a liquid and the soft natural finish of a powder.

10:19All in one for the ultimate natural look.

10:21It's a CoverGirl promise.

10:22Is it diet Dr. Pepper or regular?

10:25You have 10 seconds to decide.

10:27But if you can't tell the difference, don't worry.

10:30You probably can't taste the difference either.

10:32Even with all the time in the world.

10:35Discover the great taste of Diet Dr. Pepper.

10:37Not everything you see in life is perfect.

10:41But that doesn't mean you can't see it perfectly.

10:44With perfect clarity.

10:46Perfect comfort.

10:47The way you were meant to see.

10:49Through AccuVue contact lenses.

10:51Precision crafted for exceptional vision.

10:54Ultra thin for lasting comfort.

10:56That's why it's the world's number one contact lens.

10:59It's the perfect balance.

11:012020 vision.

11:022020 comfort.

11:03AccuVue disposable contact lenses.

11:05See your eye doctor for a free trial.

11:08Everyone's been talking about it.

11:09I don't know what to do.

11:10The most powerful episode ever.

11:12How can you doubt my love for you?

11:13The dramatic one-hour season finale of Mad About You, NBC Sunday.

11:18She's sexy.

11:20She's seductive.

11:21She's his mother's best friend.

11:23Why don't you come back to bed?

11:24It really happened.

11:25What are we supposed to do?

11:26Stand around and do nothing while she ruins his life?

11:28This is my decision.

11:3090210's Brian Austin Green and NYPD Blue's Sharon Lawrence.

11:34What are you doing here?

11:35A Friends Betrayal, NBC Sunday.

11:38An accident!

11:40During a surprise inspection of your barracks this afternoon, I found this!

11:47I want the soldier who belongs to this sphere to step forward.

11:51Now!

11:53What's the matter?

11:54Do you miss your precious Rocky Mountains dipping your tuxies into an ice-cold Rocky Mountain stream?

12:03Recognizing with some snow bunny?

12:05Do you, Polosky?

12:07I want to know whose beer this is right now!

12:12It's my beer, Sergeant.

12:17You put this beer here?

12:19I certainly did, and I checked on it.

12:21I wasn't gonna take it, sir.

12:23I'll bet.

12:24No, really, look.

12:25It's still cold.

12:26You're right.

12:29Now, what do you do with my pretzels?

12:32Well, don't you stand there!

12:34Find the general's pretzels!

12:36I don't think so.

12:37How do you do it?

12:39How do you love it?

12:42It looks like it's a little peter.

12:44Every day, the global computer network...

12:46You're watching Friends on NBC.

13:12Next!

13:12My world, as I know it, is over.

13:14Will the single guy not be single?

13:16Come on, come on!

13:18A must-see season finale.

13:20NBC next.

13:22Welcome to Thomasville.

13:25With this Memorial Day, you'll find elegance and timeless craftsmanship

13:29at once-in-a-lifetime prices.

13:33The Thomasville Memorial Day Sale.

13:36Extraordinary furniture.

13:38Extraordinarily priced.

13:40Call now for details.

13:42Because after May 27th, this sale will only be a beautiful memory.

13:49Thomasville.

13:50Make yourself at home.

13:53Helen?

13:53George, how long has it been?

13:5948 years.

14:01Wow.

14:02You know, when you didn't call me, I assumed that you didn't want to marry me.

14:07But I did call you.

14:09You did?

14:10Yes.

14:11Your line was busy.

14:13Oh.

14:16Call waiting from Cincinnati Bell.

14:18Buy it or any calling feature and get the first 30 days free.

14:20Call 565-CALL.

14:22Why float through life when you can drive?

14:52Professional baseball takes aim at Marge Schott.

14:56Details at 11.

14:58There's a hostage situation on Alcatraz.

15:00June 7th.

15:02You refuse payment.

15:03I launch the gas.

15:04This chemical is beyond anything you can imagine.

15:06Alcatraz.

15:06You know The Rock.

15:07You broke out successfully.

15:09It's back in business.

15:10Welcome to The Rock.

15:12From the producers of Top Gun and Crimson Tide.

15:15You will join with Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris.

15:20That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.

15:24The Rock.

15:25Directed by Michael Bay.

15:27Rated R.

15:29How do you like what we've done with this place?

15:31Yeah, we really haven't come a long way in here.

15:33You remember those old beanbag chairs?

15:34We wanted something really different, so we went to Pier 1.

15:37Pretty cool, huh?

15:39Find the good things you're looking for at Pier 1 Imports.

15:42For a change.

15:42So does conditioning every day leave your hair heavy and weighed down?

15:47Not anymore, because Pantene's got Pro-V Light Spray Conditioner.

15:51The Pro-Vitamin formula is so light, you spray it on and leave it on.

15:54Pantene Pro-V.

15:55For hair so healthy it shines.

15:57Finally.

15:57It's an automobile that has become part of the American landscape.

16:08A car that for over 2 million people has become an indispensable part of their lives.

16:14Automobile Magazine called it the best car built in America.

16:19We call it the 1996 Camry, the gold standard from Toyota.

16:23Tuesday, the season finale.

16:30Just when Alien Guy gets his girl.

16:33They're called home by their supreme leader, the Big Giant Head.

16:37Everyone knows he only got the job by kissing the Big Giant butt.

16:41But wait till you see his replacement.

16:43You're gorgeous.

16:44Big Rock phone on NBC Tuesday.

16:53Hey, will the single guy remain?

16:59The single guy?

17:00Oh no!

17:01Find out right now on NBC.

17:02It took sparks of imagination.

17:30Technology and engineering to build the car that would best the Honda Accord.

17:36The result?

17:38Chrysler Cirrus.

17:39With more horsepower.

17:41More standard features like air and ABS.

17:44And more passenger and cargo space.

17:47When you set a new standard, you expect a reaction.

17:52And when you're priced thousands less than a comparably equipped Honda Accord,

17:56you're sure to get one.

17:57Now you can own Jumanji.

18:00Critics call it the wildest, the funniest, the ultimate.

18:05Join Robin Williams in the adventure the whole family will love.

18:09Own Jumanji.

18:10On sale wherever videos are sold.

18:13Recently in Florida, a select group of babies took part in an important study.

18:17They helped the Touch Research Institute study the benefits of infant massage.

18:22With a small amount of Johnson's Baby Oil and a simple technique,

18:26many babies seemed to sleep better, appeared to cry less often, even seemed more alert.

18:32And what the mothers learned was all it takes is a few drops of pure Johnson's Baby Oil and their own two hands.

18:38Johnson's, where the best ideas for babies are born.

18:42Tonight at Red Lobster, it's lobster and 18 shrimp, just $12.99.

18:47Luscious rock lobster, succulent stampy, crispy golden shrimp, three great tastes on one plate.

18:53Hurry, lobster and 18 shrimp, just $12.99 at Red Lobster.

18:57Red Lobster, it's lobster and 18 shrimp, just $12.99.

19:27The trick Houdini was too scared to do, now one man tries.

19:32Lance Burton buried alive in the Hidden Secrets of Magic, NBC Saturday.

19:37Saturday.

19:39They're hunting the ultimate prey, but now the prey is stalking them.

19:43I think season is over.

19:44Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target, NBC Saturday.

19:49Time Magazine says Flipper is a cool dude.

19:55A tidal wave of entertainment.

19:56Jump.

19:58Awesome.

19:59And People Magazine raves, Flipper will knock your snorkels off.

20:06Paul Hogan.

20:07You really care about Flipper, don't you?

20:09Elijah Wood.

20:09Don't ask me how he does it, kid.

20:11Even I can't explain it.

20:13Flipper.

20:13Rated PG.

20:14Starts Friday at theaters everywhere.

20:18Mom, we don't do fried.

20:21KFC realizes fried chicken isn't on everybody's menu every day.

20:25That's why our new tender roast comes in pieces, just like our original recipe.

20:29So bring home both and make everybody happy.

20:31Thanks, Dad.

20:31No matter what day it is.

20:33One of these has your name on it.

20:38And it's working its merry way to your office right now.

20:41It's yet another promise from yet another discount long-distance company of big savings over AT&T.

20:48There's just one thing missing from this envelope.

20:51The big savings.

20:52Maybe they got lost in the mail.

20:54You call this discount long-distance.

20:57Here's another word for it.

20:58Have you been promised big savings?

21:01Call us for the facts.

21:19Coors Light.

21:20The silver bullet.

21:21It's shipped cold to tap the clean taste of the Rockies.

21:24It's at the Rockies.

21:28Coors Light.

21:30Woo!

21:34Mazda Jump.

21:35It's Mazda Jump on Summer.

21:38Zero down leases.

21:39Ends June 3rd.

21:41Jump.

21:42On Protege 0 and 189.

21:45Jump, jump, jump.

21:46B-2300 SE 5.

21:480 and 199.

21:50Jump.

21:51626.

21:53Mazda.

21:54Zero and 209.

21:56Passion for the road.

21:58Jump on it.

22:00Jump.

22:00Zero down.

22:01Ends June 3rd.

22:03Down.

22:24It's NBC Season Finale Tuesday.

22:36First on Third Rock, the aliens are called home by their hated leader, the Big Giant.

22:39And Ed, they only got the job by kissing the Big Giant butt.

22:43And you won't believe who's replacing them.

22:44You're gorgeous.

22:46Ed, the Wings Season Finale so twisted, we can't tell you anything about it.

22:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

22:50And it's all new.

22:51Frasier first.

22:52See Dad's old apartment.

22:53Hear Niles getting tough.

22:55Feel the love between Frasier and Eddie.

22:57And then Laura, Ken, and Carly at the altar.

22:59Unless Catherine has her way.

23:01NBC Season Finale Tuesday.

23:03Reason 4,200,000 and 3 why you should stay in school.

23:08Smart is sexier than stupid.

23:09Any day.

23:15Monday, an era ends with the very last episode of The Fresh Prince.

23:20It's not like just a television show is ending.

23:23It's a piece of your life.

23:27I just want to tell all of these people that I honestly, truly in my heart do not believe that I would have been able to do the things that I've been able to do had I not been surrounded by the love and support that you people give to me.

23:39Don't miss the final episode of The Fresh Prince.

23:42Monday at 8, only on NBC.

23:45The Seinfeld Season Finale is next on NBC.

23:48The Olympic Torch Relay presented by Coca-Cola.

23:51Olympian Jim Ryan proved it's not whether you win or lose, but how you play that makes you a winner.

23:58A hero in victory and defeat.

24:00He carried the Olympic Torch today.

24:02In 64 days, the Olympics return to America on NBC.

24:08It's an endless summer of fun when you call this number and invite a friend for summer days and summer nights right here in Greater Cincinnati.

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24:30So invite your friends and family for summertime in Cincinnati, and you'll have too much fun.

24:36Now that's a cool combo.

24:38The world's greatest living amusement park is right under your feet.

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24:44The Toyota Summer Drive sales event is on.

24:47If you file into your Toyota dealer, you can save up to 1,300 bucks on the Fun Filter cell.

24:52Or for just $189 a month, lease the all-time favorite Corolla to take you on a million rides in this park we call home.

24:59But you've got to hurry, because the special offers stop.

25:02But the rides never do.

25:04So drive.

25:08What if...

25:10What if...

25:11What if you didn't have to worry about health care?

25:14A lot of people do worry about health care.

25:16I don't worry.

25:18I have Super Blue.

25:19Cincinnati has a health care organization that thinks of all the what-ifs ahead of time.

25:24They have a hospital really close.

25:26If I fall, there's a doctor around the corner.

25:29You don't have to worry about health care.

25:31You have Super Blue.

25:33What if I get a nickel stuck up my nose?

25:36The Navy's top gone dead?

25:41Who pulled the trigger at 11?

25:43Bom, bom, bom.

25:45You're watching NBC.

25:48From the terrifying bestseller.

25:51A deadly accident.

25:52A ruthless cover-up.

25:55An ex-cop drawn into a mystery.

25:58I'm gonna find him.

25:59That could cost him more than his life.

26:11Alec Baldwin.

26:12Terry Hatcher.

26:13Heaven's Prisoners.

26:15Rated R.

26:16Starts Friday.

26:25Unique.

26:26With an inner fire.

26:29And an irresistible natural beauty.

26:36There's no mistaking of brilliance that lasts forever.

26:42Surprise her with a diamond beyond all her expectations.

26:59Sunday, the most powerful mad about you ever.

27:17Why aren't you standing next to your wife?

27:22Everyone's been talking about it.

27:25I don't know what to do.

27:26What do I do?

27:27You're asking me?

27:27Yes.

27:29Cool.

27:29The dramatic conclusion that will surprise everyone.

27:32How can you doubt my love for you?

27:34The one-hour season finale of Mad About You, NBC Sunday.

27:39The critics are blown away.

27:41Run, boys!

27:42Truly amazing.

27:43It's coming!

27:44Hurry!

27:44Awesome.

27:47Electrifying.

27:48Come on!

27:48Breathtaking.

27:50Thrilling.

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27:53You guys should get out of there!

27:54You've never seen anything like it before.

27:57It's gonna drop right on us!

27:59An eye-popping, nail-biting, edge-of-your-seat rollercoaster ride.

28:04Twister.

28:06Rated PG-13.

28:07Now playing at a theater near you.

28:11It's our opinion at Acura that a luxury car should be quiet.

28:18It should cradle its occupants in astonishingly soft leather and burled walnut.

28:25And with a 3.5-liter power plant, it should be anything but a Sunday drive in the park.

28:34Introducing the Acura RL, the new flagship from Acura.

28:39Next, here comes the bride.

28:42Shouldn't she be kissing the groom?

28:43It's an all-name.

28:45A-two, a-two.

28:46Caroline's season finale, NBC next.

28:49Oh, this is big, really big.

28:51Jim Carrey big.

28:52Jim Carrey hosts Saturday Night Live.

28:55It's the biggest show yet.

28:57And you know, size matters.

29:00Tonight at 11 on Cincinnati's News 5.

29:02Is this local teacher being judged on his ability to teach the three R's?

29:05Or does it have more to do with the big D?

29:08It's discrimination.

29:09Many students and parents support him.

29:11What he does behind closed doors is his business.

29:14But other parents in the school district say he's not making the grade.

29:17Who's got it right?

29:18In a News 5 exclusive, Jeff Hirsch takes a look at both sides of one teacher's story.

29:22Somebody has to stand up and say, this is not right.

29:26Tonight at 11, only on Cincinnati's News 5.

29:28First, I figured I'd forgotten where I'd park.

29:33And then I knew.

29:34I called my husband, the police, and Ken, my nationwide insurance agent.

29:38Willie was upset.

29:39You don't get your car stolen every day.

29:41Two days later, my car showed up.

29:43Broken windows, scratches.

29:44I mean, nothing major.

29:45It wasn't a pretty sight.

29:47But the check sure was.

29:49Ken got it to me the next day.

29:51Helping someone.

29:52It's a good feeling.

29:53That's why I'm a nationwide agent.

29:55Nationwide is on your side.

30:01Introducing the new Plymouth Grand Voyager.

30:04It's filled with clever ideas.

30:06Now there's a sliding door on this side.

30:08And this side.

30:0927% more room for you and all your stuff.

30:12And seats that roll out of the way.

30:14A gazillion cup holders that hold almost anything.

30:17Plus more safety.

30:19And greater visibility.

30:20You can carry more and do more.

30:22The new Plymouth Grand Voyager.

30:24It simply slides, folds, protects, unfolds, rolls, and drives better.

30:29The Ohio River continues to rise.

30:32Where will it crest tonight?

30:34It's Mazda Jump on Summer.

30:40Zero down leases.

30:41Ends June 3rd.

30:43On Protege 0 and 189.

30:46Jump, jump, jump.

30:48B2300 SE5.

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30:55Mazda.

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30:58Passion for the road.

31:00Jump on it.

31:01Jump.

31:02Zero down.

31:03Ends June 3rd.

31:04Jump.

31:06Now just because I wear mascara here doesn't mean I have to wear it here.

31:10New Revlon Colors Day Lash Color.

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31:21Can you believe it?

31:22Seven days to treat a yeast infection.

31:24Who has time for that?

31:26Well, that's all changed.

31:27You don't have to go through a seven-day routine anymore.

31:29Now there's a terrific new yeast infection treatment.

31:33Femstat 3.

31:34It works on recurrent yeast infections with only three days of treatment.

31:38Three days.

31:40There's no better cure without a prescription.

31:43And that means you've got much more time for other things in your life.

31:47New Femstat 3.

31:48The cure that fits your life.

31:50You know, you'd look great as a blonde.

31:55Do I know you?

31:56Nice and easy.

31:57104.

31:58It's you.

31:58Well, I've never colored my hair.

32:00Oh, trust me.

32:02See, nice and easy works with your hair's own tones and highlights.

32:05Look at mine.

32:06Does that look natural?

32:06Yeah.

32:07Time to rinse.

32:08She's going to stop traffic.

32:18It's nice and easy to be natural.

32:21NBC Monday.

32:23It was a great ride.

32:24And we laughed all the way.

32:26Childhood to manhood.

32:27I'm really proud of you.

32:28But now, the prince says farewell.

32:30I started it and I'm going to finish it.

32:32What's it going to be like not living together?

32:35The emotional one-hour series finale.

32:37The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

32:38NBC Monday.

32:42Yes, I'd like to speak with Marissa Tomei, please.

32:44Hello?

32:46Hello?

32:48Now meet my alter ego in Caroline and the City on NBC.

32:57Don't worry.

32:59You'll make it.

32:59You'll make it sparkle.

33:01Don't worry.

33:01You'll make it shine.

33:02You'll make it new again.

33:03Don't worry.

33:04You'll make it.

33:05You'll make it on time, under budget, and whatever color you please.

33:12Don't worry.

33:15You'll make it.

33:17You'll make it blow.

33:20And if you need help, don't worry.

33:22Don't worry.

33:23Don't worry.

33:24Help is just around the corner.

33:26What do people in Barrow, Alaska think about Lender's frozen bagels?

33:30They know frozen, but do they know fresh?

33:32It tastes fresh!

33:34Lenders are frozen fresh, so they taste fresh anytime.

33:37They taste fresh!

33:38Lenders, they taste fresh because they're frozen.

33:40The new Ford Taurus has people talking.

33:45Road and track says the new V6 is a high-strung engine born to gallop.

33:50Chris Hayward said...

33:51I'm surprised.

33:51A car this comfortable has that much pick on me.

33:53Automobile magazine named Taurus design of the year.

33:57And Ray Wells agrees...

33:58The new shape is just fantastic.

34:00Ford finally got me.

34:01The new Ford Taurus.

34:02Now with $600 cash back, Taurus starts at just $17,945.

34:07Or get 2.9% APR financing.

34:09Hurry.

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34:10Did you know that every time you buy one of our beers, you'll get a date?

34:18Every time.

34:19Honest.

34:20You see, every package of ours has a little date printed right on it.

34:25In plain language.

34:26If the beer doesn't sell by that day, we take it back.

34:31Now, I suppose we could put a secret code on our packages.

34:35But then all you'd get is a blind date.

34:41Fresh up is only so much a man can take.

34:46The powerful season finale.

34:48A time to live homicide NBC Friday.

34:51Saturday at 3 Eastern.

34:52Carl Malone and the Jazz take on the Spurs or Sonics.

34:55That Sunday, the showdown begins.

34:57Michael and the Bulls face Shaq and the Magic.

34:59This weekend on NBC.

35:02Here's the proof you've been looking for.

35:05Only one 12-hour antihistamine is now clinically proven to deliver both cold and allergy relief.

35:10Only the one in Tavis D.

35:13Proven by millions of cold and allergy sufferers.

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35:22there's something just as important as clinical proof.

35:25There's living proof.

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35:32Universal Pictures invites you to set your imagination on fire.

35:38I'm going to save the dragon.

35:40Who will go with me?

35:41Dragonheart, rated PG-13.

35:45Starts Friday, May 31st.

35:48Now just because you wear lipstick doesn't mean he has to.

35:51Revlon creates Colorstay.

35:53Color that stays on your lips all day.

35:55And won't kiss off on him.

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36:01Revlon.

36:01You're watching Caroline and the City on NBC.

36:06Next, your favorite drama outdoes itself in its season finale.

36:11Times of Crisis.

36:12Welcome to managed care.

36:13This is unbelievable.

36:15How much are these tests of yours going to cost?

36:17Am I going to die?

36:18And news that changes lives.

36:21Dr. Carter.

36:23Of ER.

36:24NBC Next.

36:26Tonight on Cincinnati's News 5 at 11.

36:29Don't let anybody depart on 35.

36:32For the passengers, it was a routine takeoff.

36:34All departures.

36:35With no idea of the drama unfolding in the cockpit.

36:38We've had a grace of God, we survived it.

36:39Could it happen to you?

36:40Then, he's being judged by his kid's parents.

36:43It's discrimination.

36:44But is it for his teaching ability or his sexuality?

36:47What he does behind closed doors is his business.

36:50Plus, the Navy's top gun is dead.

36:52But who pulled the trigger?

36:53After we are on Cincinnati's News 5 at 11.

36:57Ladies and gentlemen.

36:58This Friday through Sunday.

36:59Millions of dollars worth of high-quality name-brand electronics will be sold.

37:02AT&T cordless phones, $19.

37:04Sanrio VCR with remote, $99.

37:06Attachable AM FM cassette car stereo, $19.

37:08Bulldog car alarms, $29.

37:09200-watt amplifiers, $29.

37:11RCA 19-inch color TV, $99.

37:1390-box boombox with CD, $59.

37:15Boulevard and Seiko watches from $29.

37:16Everything will be sold.

37:18You'll save hundreds this Friday through Sunday.

37:19Don't miss it.

37:21This Friday from 11 a.m. through Sunday at 6 p.m.

37:24at the Cincinnati Gardens Exhibition Center.

37:26There's something deliciously new at Domino's.

37:29Our new garlic crunch crust pizza.

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37:34Garlic lovers call Domino's now.

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37:41A nine-year-old girl taken out of school and raped by her uncle.

37:45The story tonight.

37:46The story tonight.

37:46This summer, as 20th Century Fox releases the hottest film of the year,

38:04you could win a part in an upcoming movie during the Coors Light Independence Day sweepstakes.

38:09I forget my lines.

38:10Are they going to yell at me?

38:11Can I do my own stunts?

38:12I'd be good at it because I'm double-jointed.

38:14When you win one of those big Hollywood awards, do you have to buy the trophy?

38:18You can win posters and memorabilia from Independence Day or a part in an upcoming movie.

38:22Once I was in the softball league where if you won, you had to cough up like 20 bucks.

38:25Look for details where you buy Coors Light.

38:27And whatever you do, don't look up.

38:29Anyway, but...

38:29Must be 21 or older.

38:31Why does your grilled cheese taste so good?

38:33Because I invented it.

38:35Daddy.

38:35I couldn't have done it without Kraft Zingles.

38:37So warm and crispy.

38:39Even the president wanted a taste.

38:41Last time it was the queen.

38:43For great grilled cheese, taste the magic Kraft Zingles make.

38:46To Gabby Reese, it's not just a day at the beach.

38:49It's work!

38:57I go through a lot of sunscreen.

38:59But you know, oily sunscreen can make you...

39:02Break out!

39:03Fortunately, there's new Coppertone Oil Free.

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39:09So I can work!

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39:14For the life of your skin.

39:16He's tried diets.

39:17One, two...

39:18He's tried exercise.

39:21Now he's about to try...

39:23A whole new solution.

39:25Eddie Murphy is...

39:26The Nutty Professor.

39:28Rated PG-13.

39:29Start Friday, June 28th.

39:31If you were to take every honor,

39:35every award,

39:37everything positive that's been said about the Toyota Camry,

39:42and lay them end to end,

39:44you'd probably ask yourself,

39:46why did I do that?

39:50Better to drive one yourself and come up with a few accolades of your own.

39:54The 1996 Camry.

39:58The gold standard from Toyota.

40:02And now, a sympathetic chat with a concerned family member on NBC's Mad About You.

40:07Hey, I'm Murray.

40:08How you doing, man?

40:09Feeling kind of down lately, huh?

40:10Yeah, I know things are really rocky between Paul and Jamie.

40:13And the milk bones are probably few and far between, yeah.

40:16They were so happy for...

40:18This is Night Live.

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