00:00Sugar! Spice! And everything nice!
00:08These are the ingredients for the perfect little girl!
00:12But one night, Professor Publicity accidentally added another element to his concoction.
00:16Drug ecstasy!
00:18Also Jager shots and menthol cigarettes.
00:20And that was the beginning of...
00:22The Car Slug Girls!
00:25Tara Reid!
00:27Brittany Murphy!
00:29And Paris Hilton!
00:31Together, they bow to make bad movies, dance on tables, and pass out in strip clubs!
00:36Together, they weigh a hundred pounds!
00:40Together, they are the Power Slug Girls!
00:49You guys, we've got so much to do.
00:53Power Slug Girls, we have an emergency!
00:56Can you keep it down, Professor?
00:58I'm trying to sweat out two weeks worth of vodka and sperm.
01:01Guys, does my skeleton make me look fat?
01:04A little.
01:05Power Slug Girls!
01:06The city of Tinseltownsville is under attack!
01:08It's all over the news!
01:15Hey, I'm supposed to be on the news.
01:17I went down on Wilmer Valderrama last night.
01:20Yeah, and Access Hollywood was gonna run a special on how I'm the next Grace Kelly.
01:25Uh-oh.
01:29You guys, that robot's totally getting all our publicity!
01:32Let's kill him!
01:33Yeah!
01:34Yeah!
01:44One sec.
01:50Okay, I'm good.
01:51Look at all those cameras!
01:56Hey!
01:57He's not even making out with another robot!
02:00It's so unfair!
02:01Time to fight fire with fire!
02:03And to start some pure grain alcohol!
02:06Bring me out, girls!
02:11Now let's light this fatty!
02:12Good news, girls!
02:13You're back in the spotlight!
02:14After defeating the robot, the Power Slug Girls made an appearance at P. Diddy's robot-killing
02:27after-party.
02:29They donated a Hummer for charity.
02:31Gross!
02:32I hate charities!
02:33Next time I give away a Hummer, it's only gonna be because I'm in love.
02:36Yeah, because I need a job.
02:43Join us next time for more Power Slug Girls!
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