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00:00Welcome to the Good News Forum, a discussion panel focused on religious topics in the news.

00:11I'm your host, Philip Vernon. Today's topic has the nation in quite an uproar. It's the story of

00:16a second grader in Virginia who had the image of Jesus Christ mysteriously appear in her school

00:21photo. She's been dubbed the littlest angel. Please welcome seven-year-old Dot Goddard.

00:30On today's discussion panel, Sister Mary Helena, an avid supporter of this controversial Messiah

00:40sighting, and vehement skeptics, Dot's parents, Ronald and Wesley Goddard. Well, we all know

00:50where the adults stand on this issue. I'm curious, Dot, what do you think? I'm out of breath

00:57because I've been flying everywhere. Now, Phil, I don't understand what all the fuss

01:03about. This holy apparition that everyone is getting excited about is merely just a light

01:07reflection. To be honest with you, we can't even make out the image that everyone is clamoring

01:12about. To be honest with you, I drive the car at night. I have to disagree. Jesus is clearly

01:21in those photos and communicating with us through Dot. Can we pull up that photo, please?

01:26No? Sorry, don't see it. No, I don't either. Really? Well, there's his head and there's

01:37his eyes and his beautiful teeth. Phil, I'm sorry. My wife and I are not religious people.

01:40We don't believe in ghosts or spirits or Santa Claus. Yes. There's a scientific explanation

01:46for everything. Yes. My dad got sprayed by a skunk. And he had to sit in the backyard

01:53in the baby pool, and my mom poured tomato juice on him. And he still stinks a little

01:59bit. Stop that. Now, if you want to be treated like a human, then act like one. If I act like

02:07a parrot, can I sit on your shoulders? Philip, may I have a turn, please? Yes, of course,

02:13please. With the world and the state that is in, God needed to send a clear message to

02:18us that he hasn't abandoned us. And this, I believe, is his hand-picked messenger.

02:28Dot, sit down. I'm going to give you something to cry about. I'm going to give you something

02:34to cry about, Dot.

02:35Oops. Oops. Now she goes. Hey, nun. Look, your hands are sure hot in my gloves. I should

02:48take them off. Ta-da! Oh, my heck, what's going on here? My real hand is under here. Ah! This

03:02is nuts! What the heck? Dot, take these wings off and stop that, all right? You are going

03:08to leave these in the green room. Oh, no, no, please. Let me have them. No. No, no, no.

03:12Dad, please, let me keep my wings. I'll be like a penguin. I'll have wings, but I won't

03:15use them.

03:18Out of curiosity, we took some photos of Dot playing alone in the green room this afternoon

03:23just to see if Jesus might make another appearance. Can we see those, please?

03:27Oh, my gosh, everybody. Somebody show my eyeballs. Oh, no, I can only see out of one eye.

03:44Let me see.

03:45Mmm, eyeballs are good. Uh, hey, guess what? Jesus told me where Osama bin Laden keeps his

03:58armies. Where? In his sleevies. Oh. That wasn't me. That was Jesus. Stop it, Jesus. He likes

04:13He likes to do that when I sit down.

04:16Watch.

04:20I'm going to kill you.

04:22Stop it.

04:24That is not me.