00:00Hello! How are you? Welcome to the show! Hey, guess what, you guys? Dr. Phil is here!
00:15Great! And I'm doing great! We're both doing great!
00:21But unfortunately, the economy is not doing so great. And that's what we talk about in this
00:28month's O Magazine. In fact, that's what we're talking about on our show today. The struggling
00:34economy. How do we cope? How do we cope? Because everyone knows it's hard. Yes? It's hard. It's
00:42hard. Yes. And it's hard on everyone, isn't it, Dr. Phil? Absolutely, Oprah! We've all had to make
00:50cutbacks. We've all had to make sacrifices. And girlfriends, it ain't easy! Absolutely, Oprah.
00:56It's a shooting pain in the neck. Yes. And you know what, Dr. Phil? Some of the best ways
01:00to cut down is cut down on luxury items. If you have five homes and you're only using two,
01:06cut your staff in half. Do it today. Absolutely, Oprah. That is certainly your idea and a great
01:15one. And another thing, okay? Three words. Write this down. Buy a mountain. Buy a mountain.
01:26Mountains make great tax write-offs, okay? I cannot wait to see my return from Titicaca.
01:31Absolutely, Oprah. Buy a mountain. Go out and buy a mountain. Do it today. Do it today.
01:40And last but not least, actually, this is the most important thing, okay? You've got to prepare
01:46people for the long haul. You just have to do it, okay? And the best way to outlast a bad
01:51economy is instruct your research facility to make their primary goal your immortality.
01:57Do it today. Live long impossible. Do it today. Do it. Right, Dr. Phil?
02:01Absolutely, Oprah. She's right. Stand up, everybody.
02:05Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
02:09Thank you. Thank you. Yes, the dopey looking one. That's you. Yes. Yes, Oprah, with all due
02:19respect, I feel maybe cutting coupons or carpooling would be a better way to save money.
02:24But surely you think I'm giving good advice?
02:28Dr. Phil, what's happening? It is the end of the world, and you are in my hiding place.
02:58I don't have a research facility, but I see what you mean. And I would cut my staff in
03:11half, but I live in an apartment.
03:13I don't have a research facility, but I see what you mean. And I would cut my staff in
03:23half, but I live in an apartment.
03:25You all say too much, girlfriend. No one must ever know what happened here.
03:34You all die the same way. My book talked in.
03:52Take my hand.
04:04Take my hand. Absolutely, Oprah. Thank you, Oprah.
04:09Goodbye, Chicago.
04:13Guests of the Oprah Winfrey Show stay at the elegant Ami Hotel located on Chicago's beautiful
04:21Miracle Mile.
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