MADtv - Rusty at the Movies - video Dailymotion

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00:00hi are there any movies starting right now you're in luck we have a.i planet of the apes american

00:16pie 2 rush hour 2 jurassic park 3 the fast and the furious america's sweethearts princess

00:20diaries rat race the others go some ours and shrek wow that's quite a selection uh what do

00:28you recommend that's easy shrek it's an animated tale about an ogre with a hideous outward appearance

00:35who's looking for love and you're pretty i really i don't really like animated movies uh is american

00:46pie 2 funny um it's not so much funny as it is awful it really really is it's got a lot of dirt

00:54and smart and sexy and i really don't like it all very very dirty film very awful and dirty film

00:59yeah oh everyone i know says it's funny okay well i don't give an intercourse what other people say

01:04with the exception of eugene levy who is god american pie 2 sucked i just said sucked

01:13you look sad uh yeah uh my boyfriend just dumped me oh i'm so sorry

01:26me too so you know i really do need a good laugh so what do you recommend

01:33how about shrek it's got comedy in the form of eddie murphy as an animated donkey with a ghetto

01:39inspired savvy or as i like to say he's a real smart ass that's funny thanks i just made it up

01:47you said you needed a good laugh so i thought i better deliver for the lady

01:51you're really very pretty you're really really happy you're very pretty thanks oh you don't need

01:58to thank me because you know how like nelly frittato says it's true um you know what i think i'll just

02:09see rush hour two i don't recommend rush hour two why not well because chris tucker has a very very

02:15annoying voice it's a very one of the most annoying voices i've ever heard in show business has a tone

02:20that just goes right into the ear it's very very annoying yeah i get it i get it get it got it

02:26okay okay how about ai ai which stands for absolutely idiotic oh what about rat race i thought you said

02:34you needed a good laugh well it's a comedy no it's not all right then how about planet of the apes

02:43okay now planet of the ace that's a very very good film finally of course i'm talking about the

02:49original planet of the apes anyone who sees the new planet of the apes better bring a condom with

02:54them because they're gonna get screwed hey but you know what would be a great movie for you

03:04shrek i know you like that movie i know because it's got a princess who doesn't realize that the

03:11man of her dreams is right underneath her nose and all she has to do is open up her eyes and then

03:16she'll see that he has the heart of a lover

03:21what do you say name's rusty right okay i think i know what you're getting at rusty

03:30and um i'm just not interested in seeing shrek if you know what i mean

03:36uh-huh yeah sorry well i need to be sorry i mean you know reference is reference for the film

03:43i don't know no skin off my teeth okay i don't care okay good great hey you know what i think i'm

03:49just gonna see the others yeah okay it's a very good film you'll like that it's very very scary and

03:54there's a surprise twist ending oh good by the way the surprise twist ending is that nicole kidman

03:59is dead and so are her children and they're all ghosts enjoy okay see that's why i have this glass right here

04:09because that glass stuff can happen

04:11all right

04:13you