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Carl Lorraine
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00:01Well, thank you for coming in, sweetheart.
00:03I got a couple more interviews, but I think you'd make a dynamite hostess here at IHOP.
00:06Thanks, and if it means anything, I really love your Swedish pancakes.
00:10And I love your Spanish melons.
00:19Hey, honey.
00:20Next!
00:30Bonjour! Guten Tag! Konnichiwa!
00:35That's French, German, and Japanese for hello!
00:39My name is Trina Moss.
00:41Hi.
00:42How are you doing? I'm Chuck Morgan, but you can call me Chaz.
00:44Oh.
00:45Have a seat, Trina.
00:47Okay.
00:48Oh!
00:49Watch the boil.
00:51Well, I can see you already fulfilled the first requirement for being an IHOP employee.
01:00Rudy Tootie Fresh and Cutie.
01:02I'd like to hop all over you.
01:06I wish you could, but a feral cat beat you to it.
01:10Last week, I was sunbathing by a dumpster when a rabbit cat hopped up on me, tore up my skin, and peed on my back.
01:17Okay, question number one.
01:22Where'd you get that pretty smile?
01:24Oh, the dentist, thanks.
01:27These are all fakes.
01:29You see, I once drank some expired Clamato juice.
01:33And all my teeth just disintegrated into little tiny black bombs.
01:38Okay, um, well, uh, I can...
01:41It says here that, uh, you were an employee at Hallmark Seize Candy and Hot Wasabi.
01:46What is that, like a sushi restaurant?
01:48No, it's a sex club for gay Asian gentlemen.
01:52It was the best job I ever had.
01:55All I had to do was answer the phone, hang up their coats, and run out and buy extra small condoms.
02:05So, uh, why'd you leave?
02:07Oh, I was mistaken for a drag queen, and I got finger-diddled in a koi pond.
02:11Um, do you consider yourself a team player?
02:17Well, I do now.
02:19Are you willing to work overtime?
02:21Oh, yes, absolutely.
02:23Okay, and have you ever been arrested?
02:25Well...
02:27Well, what?
02:28Well...
02:29Last March, my cousin accused me of stealing her baby.
02:38I just wanted to hold it, you know, for a few days.
02:45In Mexico.
02:48Rename it, you know.
02:52Cutting diets here.
02:54Tattoo things on its little, pretty little toes.
02:59It was all just a terrible mistake.
03:02Oh!
03:03You see, I can't have any children of my own, jazz.
03:09Can't make an omelet without any eggs.
03:11No pigs in this blanket.
03:13My syrup jar's all empty.
03:15Yeah, uh, yeah, Trina...
03:16No fruit filling in this Belgian waffle.
03:18Yeah, I get it, I get it.
03:20No bacon on this sampler platter.
03:22Trina, stop.
03:23There is nothing cooking on this griddle.
03:29Trina, I don't think this is gonna work out.
03:31Oh, please, please, please, please.
03:34I really need this job.
03:35Please, jazz, please, please.
03:38Please, please, please.
03:39Oh, okay, okay, um...
03:41I don't, I don't know about this job,
03:43but I definitely know of another opening.
03:51Take that, Mr. Gropey hand.
03:54Mr. I hop all over one pretty little princess to the next.
03:58How do you like that?
03:59How do you like that, Pat?
04:01There's some internationals for you.
04:02Tune in, Tokyo!
04:06You have pissed and pawed every pretty little person
04:08that has come through here,
04:09and I would just bet that your bosses would not appreciate
04:11the bad publicity from his sexual harassment suit.
04:17Well, you tell him,
04:18because I'm tired of being grumped by him.
04:21Me, too.
04:24Me, too!
04:25And I own the place!
04:27Chuck, you're fired!
04:28Yeah, but what about the way you said it made you feel?
04:31Get out of here!
04:36I like your style, Trina.
04:38I'm gonna give you Chuck's job.
04:40Assistant manager!
04:41Well, welcome to IHOP, Trina.
04:43And you know what?
04:44You are our hero!
04:46Three cheers for Trina!
04:48Hip hip, hooray!
04:50Hip hip, hooray!
04:51Hip hip, hooray!
04:52Hip hip, hooray!
04:53Hip hip, hooray!
05:10Mad TV apologizes for the gratuitous vomiting.
05:13However, when Trina gets nervous, that's what she does.
05:15Besides, they did it on The Sopranos.
05:17But we did it first.
05:18Mad TV!
05:19First in quality entertainment.
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