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Carl Lorraine
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00:00No, please, no.
00:12Bloodsucker!
00:18Haven't you heard that no meat?
00:22The blade is back.
00:25Mind if I cut in?
00:27Mind if I invite a few friends to the party?
00:33Good, because I brought a friend of my own.
00:36This time, Blade has a partner.
00:39Sling Blade.
00:41Break your stuff eating on people's necks.
00:48Wesley Snipes.
00:50Billy Bob Thornton.
00:55Blaze.
00:57You know, my mother was bitten by a vampire.
01:10And then she became one.
01:15I bit me a vampire one time.
01:17Them fellas taste like corn.
01:20When they're together, the screen explodes with charisma.
01:37Nice weather we're having, huh?
01:39What do you say we go kill some vampires?
01:59All right, Dan.
02:02Let's go.
02:02It's this way, Sling.
02:07This team gives new meaning to heart-pounding excitement.
02:11Sling.
02:13It's this way.
02:15Also starring Christopher Walken as Deacon Walken.
02:19Four hundred years ago, I put a piece of cake up my ass.
02:24And I swore that I'd leave it there until our time had come.
02:29Rule the world.
02:30So, guess what?
02:33Time's up.
02:34I forgot that was lit.
02:39So, humans, a bunch of monkeys.
02:42One word.
02:44Lights out.
02:48I don't think so.
02:49Well, this isn't a day walker.
02:57So, where's your special friend?
02:59He's out getting french fries.
03:05Let's dance.
03:08Boo.
03:18Boo.
03:18So fancy.
03:21Mm-hmm.
03:33Got you now.
03:36The blade.
03:39Ow.
03:43It's a nice move.
03:45Coffee makes me a mic nervous when I drink it.
03:49Thanks for having my back, Sling.
03:52But killed me a leprechaun when I would get the boy.
03:57Man, what the hell are you talking about?
03:59You was a-messin' up my bed.
04:04Blaze.
04:05Who knew two dull blades could be so much fun?
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