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The Lohan Hemsworth Jenner Love Triangle
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00:00How about one of our favorites, Lindsay Lohan?
00:04She seems to be vying for Liam Hemsworth's attention
00:07after following his split from Miley Cyrus.
00:10This is, he played Thor, baby.
00:12No, that's, uh, that was the other.
00:14Chris Hemsworth.
00:15Yeah, this is Liam.
00:16There's two of them?
00:17Yeah.
00:18Goddammit.
00:18Liam was in the, uh.
00:20Hunger Games.
00:21Hunger Games.
00:22I got the wrong one.
00:23Liam appears to be the only single remaining
00:27in a quick, fast Hollywood recoupling.
00:31Miley has moved on with Caitlyn Carter,
00:34who just split from Brody Jenner,
00:35who is now with Josie Canseco.
00:37Oh, my God.
00:37You know, if he really wants to throw it back in her face,
00:40Liam should get with Caitlyn Jenner.
00:42Uh, that would be.
00:43What's your name, Hot Stuff?
00:44Are you Thor?
00:46Hunger Games.
00:46That would be wonderful.
00:48Mm-hmm.
00:48Well, I'm hungry.
00:50Hungry for some games.
00:51Lindsay.
00:52Let's play Hide the Pickle.
00:53So here's what happened.
00:54And Lindsay hit on Liam in the comments section
00:57of an E! News repost of a selfie of Liam and Chris Hefsberg.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:03You need a forensic scientist to backtrack this.
01:06Who watches this stuff?
01:08By the way, Lindsay, there was,
01:12it's all gone south.
01:14The smoking, the hard living.
01:17She just, she ruined everything.
01:19So the E! News account captioned the selfie,
01:21it's an age-old debate.
01:23Chris or Liam Hemsworth?
01:25And then Lindsay responded in the comments,
01:28why didn't we meet in Sydney or Bondi?
01:32That's it, folks.
01:33Okay.
01:33That's the flirt.
01:34That's the big flirt.
01:35There it is, man.
01:36All right.
01:37I got sense to tie him off.
01:39Liam and Chris.
01:40You can make me a Vegemite sandwich.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Because you come from a land down under.
01:47Oh, women, thunder, men, plunder.
01:50And Liam and Chris have been hanging in Australia
01:53since the split.
01:55Let's hang.
01:55Let's pet some dingoes.
01:57So what?
01:58Pet some dingoes.
01:59Oh, pet some dingoes.
02:00What did you think you heard?
02:01I didn't know what that was.
02:03It's Australian.
02:03I heard pants and dingoes.
02:05Pants and dingoes.
02:06Yeah.
02:06It's a great, it's an Aboriginal vaudeville team.
02:09I'm pants and I'm dingoes.
02:11Break out the didgeridoo.
02:13It's time for pants and dingoes.
02:14I'm sorry, I didgeridoo't.
02:16Yep.
02:16Wacka, wacka, wacka.
02:17That's the punchline.
02:19Those are the jokes.
02:22And then instead of like a slide whistle,
02:25the aborigines are like, oh.
02:29Yeah, it's good.
02:31It'd be very funny.
02:41I don't know.
02:45I don't know.
02:46I don't know.
02:47I don't know.
02:49You're on the right.
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