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The Legality of Rub & Tugs
Beasley Digital
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4/23/2025
Yes, Casey. We're going there. "I say LET EM!"
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00:00
This is one of these meetings here with the town where people can get up and speak their mind.
00:05
And this young man got up and he had a take on legalizing prostitution.
00:10
So I propose this. The city allows for licensed masseurs to give genital massages if the masseur and the client both agree to it.
00:20
We let someone get naked and have every other part of their body touched and rubbed by a massage therapist.
00:26
Hell, we let proctologists spend their day f***ing men and sticking things.
00:33
So if someone wants to yank a guy's crank, I say let him.
00:39
That really is as inspiring as FDR's speech on December 8th, 1941.
00:46
I love the last part of that. Hang on.
00:49
So if someone wants to yank a guy's crank, I say let him.
00:53
I say to you, if someone wants to yank a man's crank, I say let them do it.
00:59
Okay.
01:00
And so by this time, well, maybe.
01:04
You know what? I don't care.
01:05
But he was definitely in front of this group.
01:07
He was prepared. He seemed.
01:09
And then he goes on.
01:10
You know, it's not just enough to state that's your intent or what you'd like to see happen.
01:14
You have to provide examples.
01:19
Yeah, some context.
01:20
Some context to it.
01:21
Yeah, here's clip two.
01:22
Picture this.
01:23
A big old sweaty fat guy would get a f*** off with your hand.
01:27
Actually be that much worse than giving him a full body massage.
01:32
Getting up in there under the folds of fat.
01:35
Or being the proctologist.
01:36
Sticking your finger.
01:39
Holy hell.
01:40
If a grown adult wants a f*** job, another grown adult, and another grown adult is willing
01:48
to give one for money, then let them.
01:50
That would truly be a happy ending for everyone.
01:54
Okay.
01:55
Oh my God.
01:57
The crowd loved it.
01:58
There is, I think, legitimacy to his claim, by the way.
02:01
Are we going there or are we not going there?
02:03
I want to hear it.
02:04
What do you think?
02:05
I like the way you, Casey started doing it like a velociraptor all the time.
02:10
His head was going left or right.
02:11
Are we going here?
02:13
Well, yeah.
02:14
I mean, dude, why is that illegal?
02:17
Rub and tugs?
02:18
Yeah.
02:19
There is, this is an age old question about the, in fact, right before the Magna Carter
02:26
was, came into being, there was the rub and tug.
02:28
I mean, there is a separation of church and state, right?
02:31
So is morality a church thing?
02:33
Wow.
02:33
This got a lot deeper than we were simply playing a goofball, but you want to work out
02:39
whether prostitution or the sex trade should be legitimized.
02:43
Well, maybe we should put them in malls.
02:45
Let's talk about abortion.
02:46
Let's lighten things up a bit.
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