Big Mouth Billy Bass Fish Beatdown

Beasley Digital

Preston's Bizarre File story causes Steve to reach a new falsetto octave. This is the power of the Big Mouth Billy Bass.

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00:01A Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly striking his boyfriend in the head with a big-mouthed billy bass.

00:08A ping!

00:10The novelty singing fish.

00:12Officers were called to a residence in connection with a reported domestic battery.

00:17Upon arriving at the home, cops found Larry Timmerman with a laceration on his head.

00:23An injury the victim said was caused by a big-mouthed billy bass thrown by Gregory Carney.

00:28In interviews, cops determined that the men had been domestic partners for 17 years and they had been quarreling earlier in the day.

00:34I was originally attracted to him because of his big-mouthed billy bass.

00:37At one point, Carney went into the den and began playing with his singing fish.

00:43I'm going to go play with my fish.

00:44Timmerman said that Carney continued doing this to, quote, just to aggravate him.

00:49Oh yeah, just run away. Go run to your fish.

00:51After having to endure several big-mouthed billy bass performances.

00:55Well, I'm going to get my billy-bomb teeth.

00:56Timmerman removed the singing fish from the room and placed it in the trash.

01:00When Carney discovered the novelty item was missing from the den, he asked Timmerman on his whereabouts.

01:06Where's my fish?

01:08When Timmerman responded that billy bass...

01:11Where is my fish?

01:15How do you get that high?

01:17Where is my fish?

01:19It was right here!

01:24When Timmerman responded that billy bass was...

01:29You can see the silhouette!

01:31It was right there!

01:33Can you do that with the reverb on?

01:35Ah!

01:40When Timmerman responded...

01:42You are such a bitch!

01:43That billy bass was now in the trash, Carney became angry.

01:47Carney then fished the singing fish from the garbage and threw it at his boyfriend.

01:51Wait!

01:52Where's that singing coming from?

01:53The item struck Timmerman in the head, causing a laceration.

01:57Carney admitted throwing the singing fish, but said that I did not aim for Larry and struck him in the head on accident.

02:03He was aiming for Shemp.

02:04Carney was subsequently arrested for domestic battery.

02:07Timmerman declined medical treatment for his injury.

02:10Man, you know, you don't want police responding to any domestic situation, but when it's one involving a big-mouthed billy bass...

02:19That's pretty fun.

02:20Yeah.

02:21You would have been...

02:22Yeah.

02:22I think you would have had a story to tell after that one.

02:24It's a story, yeah.

02:25It's a story, yeah.

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